in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
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soap: *gets down on one knee*
ghost: oh my god its happening
soap: *falls over*
ghost: the poisons finally kicking in
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soap: am i going too far?
gaz: no, no, no. you went too far about seven hours ago. now you're going to prison.
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price: i have ten blank notebooks and i have no clue what to put in them. suggestions?
soap: put spaghetti in it.
price: im literally taking suggestions from anyone but you.
gaz: put spaghetti in it.
price: im currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
ghost: put spaghetti in it.
price: im no longer taking suggestions.
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gaz: roach, i'm sad.
roach: *holds out arms for a hug* its going to be okay.
soap, watching them: ghost, im sad.
ghost: mood
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soap: you lying, cheating, piece of shit!!
gaz: oh yeah? you're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
soap: im leaving you, and IM TAKING GHOST WITH ME
price, picking up the monopoly board: i think we're going to stop playing now.
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soap: is stabbing someone immoral?
gaz: not if they consent to it.
ghost: depends on who you're stabbing.
price: YES?!?
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soap: self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
price: no, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
ghost: self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! self care is the fear in your enemies eyes !!!!
gaz: lmao self care is me takin your birthday cake so i can just eat the frosting
soap: if you touch my birthday cake i will eat your hands.
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soap: do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed something on the street and you just didn’t notice it?
gaz: stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!
soap: you know what? that wasn't my point at all, but glad i could spread some inspiration.
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Part of the reason I find Wyll to be such a compelling character is that he is such a good person, but in what I think is a kinda unique way.
I've seen a few criticisms of how quickly Wyll seems to switch sides in his initial confrontation with Karlach; how fast he goes from convinced he must kill her to letting her live. For me though, this makes perfect sense.
The decision Wyll makes in that confrontation not actually whether or not to kill her; he has to decide whether or not Karlach is innocent, but once he's confirmed that, it's not a question.
He commits so quickly to Karlach because he doesn't have to choose whether or not to kill her in that moment; he already decided seven years ago.
Because at seventeen years old, he decided he would sacrifice anything for the safety of others.
At seventeen years old he decided that his own life, comfort and happiness was never worth the cost of someone else's.
And so at twenty-four, he learns the devil he's been chasing is a person, and a victim, and an innocent, and the decision is already made up.
Because Wyll Ravenguard at twenty-four is who he was at seventeen, and twenty, and ten.
And to me that's one of the coolest things about him.
There's a separate post I'd like to make about how Wyll never loses his childhood wonder of the world- and I think there's a very similar principle here. Wyll grew up hearing stories of knights who slay monsters and heros in shining armor, and he took those stories and loved them and held them close to his chest.
And then he's seventeen and a devil asked him if he wants to be a hero, and he's not an idiot; he understands the price of saviourhood so he says yes.
And so when he meets Karlach, it's never really a question of if he'll kill her. It's just a matter of him finding the courage.
Because he says "you don't know what you're asking of me" and he's absolutely right, we don't. But Wyll understands the cost; he's understood it for seven years. I'll bet anything that when Wyll Ravenguard made his pact with a devil to save tens of thousands of souls, he promised himself and his city and his father who wouldn't listen that he'd only ever use his pact to help and be good, and when it comes down to it, he sticks to his word.
Because above all, Wyll Ravenguard is a man who knows who his is and what he beliefs, and who sticks to his principles no matter what, and for me that's incredibly compelling.
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It's official. I have finished The Sunshine Court. I have so many things to say and yet have no idea what to possibly say. It was perfect. It was absolutely perfect and heartbreaking and gut wrenching and an insane emotional roller coaster and everything i could possibly have asked for from Nora. Like she really truly delivered and i'm so fucking INSANELY grateful she has shared this story with us after all these years. We do not deserve her.
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Joel's so funny in the life series
He's in a literal death game but he always cares so much about building nice things and they never last but he builds stuff again anyway
He risked making an enemy right away in 3rd life because he wanted dark oak for his house, he built a peaceful unthreatening house in last life the episode after turning red, he was a literal homemaker in the first few episodes of double life, and in secret life he really just wanted his fairground
When Grian said "Joel reaches a point where he just loses it and I think he got there a while ago" he was actually referring to that episode where he really really wanted to build a submarine but no one would let him
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