#that's not great

[lauralot89]

Chapters: 9/11 Fandom: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897), Dracula & Related Fandoms Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dracula/Lucy Westenra Characters: Dracula, Lucy Westenra (Dracula) Additional Tags: One-Sided Attraction, Dracula being weird about his food sources again, Abusive Relationships, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Physical Abuse, Mind Control, Non-Consensual Blood Drinking, Biblical Scripture References (Abrahamic Religions), There is no actual sexual assault in this but the metaphors are extremely blatant, hence the rating, Invasion of Privacy, Hair-pulling, lovebombing, Dracula doesn't understand blood transfusions Summary:

This cannot be a man. If this is a man, then she’s alone with him in the night and she’s a horrible woman. A disgrace that someone as honorable as Arthur could never marry.

It can’t be a demon either. Not in the hallowed ground of a cemetery.

[rowenabean]

Hate when someone comes in saying my naturopath is an EXPERT in (topic) that's why you have to order all the blood tests she thinks I need and I'm like honey she missed that you have a red flag symptom for cancer you understand there is a reason I do not trust her judgements

[trenchcroats]

FUCKK

[fo-enjoyer]

Heya, I don't follow you, but I wanted to let you know that OP of that gingerbead house post writes necrophilia and other weird stuff like that of their f/os. You don't gotta post this, just wanted to let you know!

Ah! Great... cool ok...

[ask-eric-the-disposable-demon]

hey guys. uh, don't tell Asmodeus this, but I think we fucked up. We may or may not have told Samael a little too much information. In our defense he's really nice and none of us realized until we already said too much. sorry?

-the 4 of us trapped in Momo and Sam's universe

Oh fuck.

[beastenraged]

Kingdom Hearts and Kingdom Hearts 3 are both better than Kingdom Hearts 2 because they implement better plot integration in the Disney Worlds. 

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[charlesoberonn]

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[prismatoxic]

dadchuck is everything to me

[dasloddl]

ID in alt

we get it, it’s beans ON toast and ants would eat that, also we get it, ants aren’t that loyal to their queen, they kill her off if she’s out of line

[incohorace]

what studying literature feels like

[foldingfittedsheets]

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

[unluckyprime]

four trans people walk into a movie theater …

[camilleflyingrotten]