#thats it i guess

[m-ayo-o]

Thinking about going out with your sweet and nerdy friends, Satoru and Suguru, for a night out and having a few drinks together.

They're your cute and flirty guy friends who you spend a lot of time with, so you know each other really well and you're so comfortable with them. You hug them and touch them so casually, just like your girlfriends.

But when they walk you home and drop you off at your door they don't seem so dorky anymore and they suddenly look at you like you're their prey.

And you suddenly realise...

You can't treat them like your girlfriends :/

You need to be careful because they are actually big scary men who might take advantage of a sweet little lamb like you :(

[freckledjoes]

Baron in pink for obvious reasons~

[mikotothighslicker]

yk the green guy

maybe

[esttillie]

I absolutely loved those Gerry headcannons!!! do you have any Michael ones?

OKAY SO, IDK HOW TO FORMAT THIS SO I'M JUST GOING TO MAKE A LIST AND ROLL WITH IT.

'Michael' absolutely adore birds. Especially the ones who are not able to fly. He thinks these are the ones who deserve the most love because the earth has already robbed them of what would rightfully be theirs (the sky) without them even suspecting. They're not even aware of it. 'Michael' sometimes 'cry' (as much as the things that roll out of his eyes can be called 'tears') when he sinks too deep into this thought. (You're welcome, Radium & Percy)

Michael is usually a really patient person when it comes to other people messing up tasks, or just having a hard time doing anything in general, but they can get really frustrated when the same thing happens to him and WILL need some quiet time to process his feelings when it does.

He has blood pressure issues and will faint if he get's up too quickly (projection)

He has a little spiral-sun tattoo on the back of his neck :)

As 'Michael' Distortion, it can change it's form indefinitely, but more often then not it will do it unconsciously when some very strong emotion hits it (like anger, joy, fear or embarrassment)

He really loves the sea and beach-related things. One of his hobbies before being consumed by the distortion was collecting shells that he found in the sand and giving them as jewelry to those he cared about. Gertrude has 2, Gerry has 7... until now.

Michael is a humanitarian activist and used to participate in several NGOs for various social causes and was part of the Greenpeace UK for several years.

Cried several times reading The Song of Achilles and still can't bring himself to read it again even after The Distortion got him.

[lookuponmyworksanddespair]

hi there :]

wilbur/mason/sofia/ozymandias

any pronouns, any terms

part of the lavender system ( @thelavendersys ) and happily married to @thehousethatalwayswins

i really like snakes send me snake posts

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[ktamina]

If you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it the last five blogs in your notifs. Anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog <3 /nf

LOVE THIS

i spend almost 1M pesos in my cd collection in just three years (proud tho)

hater of slipknot for four years... here i am now

never tried ketamine :'''P

[girl-poss]

normally im not talking about AI and art bcus im tired

but i went to an art museum and they had a whole elevator printed with ai art of afro futurism (sponsored by amazon) and i thought it was real for 5 hours

[cecilsucksass]

ok so. i have a certain people list with certain people and if i dont talk to somebody on that list for at least 5 minutes every couple hours i go insane. anyways, i was joking around with two people on my certain people list and i was oh. cool. we started doing a bit. we continued with this bit for a while. eventually, somebody NOT ON MY CERTAIN PEOPLE LIST comes up and is like "uhmm what the fuck." i try to explain that it is a bit while still being in bit mode. more people not on my certain people list show up. we include them in the bit. because we dont like to exclude people around here. these assholes. they're like "what are you talking about..." so i give them context. they play intot he bit for like 2 seconds. and then one of them says "ok stop it this is super annoying." their buddies follow. "this shit is so corny" "im sorry its actually really annoying" "guys she said stop" so im like. alright. sure. fine. ill stop. one of my certain people come back. they have did. they switched. they are like "what is going on i just got here." i do the bit. once. to kind of vaguely explain it to them without actually explaining. because that would be funny, right? apparently not. one of this guys goons says "DUDE SHE SAID STOP." and they just repeat that. for like 2 minutes. the certain person is like "sorry i guess i switched and wanted to know what was going on??" theyre like "yeah but we said stop." ok dude. we stop. i have not heard from my certain people in like. 30 minutes since these cornballs arrive. im screaming internally. i explain my certain people system and say that i am heading to dream land instead to kind of vaguely say i do not like these people. cool. they say alright. cool. they probably do not like me either then. i dont speak to these people. they dont speak to me. i dont particularly care about shit like that. awesome. i come back for a minute to rant about a paranoia hallucination thing i had. nobody had said anything in like 10 minutes. i go surely either one of my certain people or one of these guys i dont like will say something. and even if they dont. i dont really care that much. this motherfucker comes back to reply to something somebody said 10 MINUTES AGO and then doesnt say anything. and they continue their past conversation. am i an asshole? or am i just autistic? i dont care at this point.

TLDR: some assholes i barely even know called our bit stupid and then completely ignored my paranoia hallucination shit and now im pissy about it.

[pinche-pendejito]

god imagine being two separate female mythological figures whose stories over time get confused and tied together until the two of you may as well have been the same person.

The homoeroticism of it all.

[bruxoide]

DREW SPAMTON WITH STICK AND FIRE

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[buggachat]

until the special comes out i'm just going to write it myself

[monstyra]

wheres that tumblr post abt adults absolutely doing this on purpose

[sanjiaftersex]

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

[doomdoomofdoom]

Kamala Harris does want "transgender surgery on illegal aliens that are in prison", btw.

So since Trumpists are getting mad enough about the jokes to actually cite their sources, I thought I'd put the source out into my left extremist commie faggot echo chamber, too.

The claim originates from an ACLU questionnaire she filled out for her 2020 presidential candidacy, specifically this section:

She wasn't given a new questionnaire for 2024, and has stated that while her policy on some things may have changed, her values had not. (This most likely means she moved more to the center to appease larger demographics and cut corners to reach compromises. The basic politician stuff.)

It boils down to this: If you're in prison, whether for "illegal" immigration or other crimes, you rely on the state to provide you with necessary amenities, like food and health care. Her argument isn't "hell yeah everyone in prison should get sex changes for free". It's "gender affirming surgery is a necessary medical procedure. If you are in the states care while this becomes necessary, the state should provide it." If you're outraged by your tax money being used on this, consider the massive amount of people being incarcerated in for-profit prisons, on your dime. Then ask yourself if maybe a prison reform might be in order.

Worth noting: In 2015, while Attorney General, Kamala Harris actually argued against providing gender-affirming surgery to an incarcerated trans woman, claiming that HRT and psychotherapy were sufficiently covering her medical needs. She has since obviously changed her stance and assumed responsibility. (I would like to take this moment to remind my fellow left extremist commie faggots that "willingness to learn and rethink your views" is infinitely more valuable than "perfect from the start and unwilling to listen to anyone")

Also found in the source: This image of Kamala Harris participating in the 2019 San Francisco Pride Parade, wearing what I believe to be a sequin rainbow embroidered denim jacket.

I encourage you to read the provided CNN article and the answers to the ACLU questionnaire, as they give great insight into her values.

TLDR: Based.

[wtfforged]

my campaign hiatus has gone on for too long so to cope ive combined my interests at their maximum potency and had some dnd-strawhats thoughts

thoughts in depth under read more... :)!

this is SO self indulgent. their designs literally did not change. but i am a firm believer that dnd doesnt have to be european high fantasy. and also one piece literally IS fantasy. no changes are necessary to fit into dnd. ive already imagined plenty of campaign/oneshot ideas inspired by one piece. so this was basically just an exercise of trying to replicate their canon abilities in dnd 5e as much as possible without totally homebrewing everything. well. aside from luffy. you just cant take away or change his stretching.

LUFFY: (human monk. drunken master subclass. outlander)

the only plain human of the crew to balance out with the fact that he still has rubber powers. obviously a monk. but drunken master subclass specifically because i think the flavor(not the fact that its about being a drunkard) and abilities both fit him really well. this line in the subclass' flavortext especially fits him: "A drunken master often enjoys playing the fool to bring gladness to the despondent or to demonstrate humility to the arrogant, but when battle is joined, the drunken master can be a maddening, masterful foe."

ZORO: (tiefling fighter. samurai subclass. bounty hunter)

a fighter with the samurai subclass is so very incredibly obvious... but i actually had a lot of fun geeking out while comparing the abilities to what he can do in canon; Fighting Spirit, Rapid Strike, and Strength Before Death especially! tiefling is also pretty on the nose for his demon pirate hunter shtick and asura form, but i thought he'd be really human-passing for a tiefling and theorized about his tail getting cut off at some point or another before joining the strawhats. initially wasnt gonna give him a feat, but i gave sanji a feat so i thought itd be unfair to not give him one as well, so sentinel fits the bill pretty well i think!

NAMI: (tabaxi rogue. arcane trickster subclass. criminal)

cat burglar -> full grown literal humanoid cat. this one is INCREDIBLY self indulgent... i love... cats... theres nothing deeper to this and no other reasoning. i took cat burglar and ran with it. can you tell that i love izutsumi dungeon meshi? rogue for the aforementioned burglar-ing as well, and the arcane trickster subclass for when she picks up climatact! the mage hand will be very useful for her pickpocketing. in the future as she levels up with timeskip, i can totally see her multiclassing into wizard as well! weather wizard!

USOPP: (lightfoot halfling artificer. artillerist subclass. urchin)

I HAD SO MUCH FUN THINKING ABOUT HIS CHARACTER SHEET. halfling's Naturally Stealthy ability lets him hide behind his crewmates since theyre (almost) all bigger than him, so its perfect for hiding behind zoro or sanji all the time. Lucky is also perfect for him, and I think Brave fits pretty well too when he puts on the sogeking mask. artillerist artificer is also very fun! tinkering and making magic items for his crew, and i think Eldritch Canon or Arcane Firearm could both be easily reflavored as kabuto or any of his inventions. for emphasizing his sniper-ness, the spell sniper feat was also necessary. i think hes my favorite of all the concepts. big ears and long nose combo is so cute to me.

SANJI: (half-elf monk. drunken master subclass. guild artisan (cook!))

race was mostly based on vibes i wont lie. squints. and that vinsmoke balogna or whatever too ig. but mostly vibes. along with the idea that i think a dwarf zeff raising him would be really funny and cute. monk is also obvious, and same subclass as luffy for mostly the same reasons. though the flavor fits him much less, i think the abilities still fit him perfectly, and this blurb specifically; "Your martial arts technique mixes combat training with the precision of a dancer." i really wanted to give him a different subclass from luffy, but i dislike all the other monk subclasses a lot and i found none of them fit him as well anyways, so to try and give them SOME differences, i gave him the crusher feat.

CHOPPER: (awakened deer(shifter statblock) cleric. life subclass. hermit)

this ones definitely a mouthful im sorry. awakened deer for obvious reasons, but due to magic instead of devil fruit stuff. when i was struggling with his race, i looked a lot at shifter because of his forms, but it occurred to me that itd be super cool if he could shift between all of the different shifter options instead of being stuck with just one to replicate his rumble balls. something like heavy point/guard point=beasthide, horn point/arm point(?maybe?)=longtooth, walk point/jumping point=swiftstride, and brain point=wildhunt. hed definitely need some kind of nerf though to balance out that homebrew... and cleric for class. duh.

ROBIN: (high elf wizard. order of scribes subclass. criminal)

robin is definitely the one i struggled the most with just because of her class. elf came pretty easily- shes very elegant and i think shed look cute with super long ears- and i landed on high elf instead of wood elf for the int-based abilities. i was really on the fence between sorcerer and wizard for her because i knew shed be a full spellcaster, but i didnt feel that any of the subclasses really fit her. i ended up going with wizard for order of the scribes since it focuses on texts and knowing everything. but also because robin with a flying talking sentient book would be crazy cool. it could also be similar to how she spawns mouths and eyes places to talk to or watch people. my "fuck it, why not. this would be rad. its my house" mindset kicked in with her i will admit. also the One with the Word ability made me cackle out loud when i read it. thats the funniest ability ever. anyways, i cant really think of a way to replicate her powers, but maybe we could just reflavor a bunch of spells to be her limbs or clutch; hold person, maximillian's earthen grasp, or evard's black tentacles. thatd probably work okay, and theres a handful of spells to replicate her ability to spawn eyes or mouths. unrelated, but i imagine nico olvia to be a drow. why? her hair is white. i am a simple man!