soucrette · 6 months ago
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THE LOVE INTREST NOW SEND YOU TIME SENSITIVE MESSAGES RELATED TO THE ILLUSTRATIONS!?!?!??!
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hkpika07 · 2 years ago
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Spencer being praised by the duke and duchess for a job well done
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SPENCER MY ABSOLUTE BELOVED HE DESERVES SO MUCH PRAISE!!!
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nattinatalia · 2 years ago
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Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU
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jackharlow That’s all mine 😮‍💨🤞🏼 at work with wifey.
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urbanwyatt More Harlow babies please
jackharlow Coming right up!!!!!!
yourusername EXCUSE ME????? Mia needs to be at least 5 until the next baby.
urbanwyatt Lmao who are you trying to lie to? You’ll be giving in soon.
jackharlow She really is 🤪
yourbestiename Holy mamacita 🔥 let me borrow her for a night please.
jackharlow UM NOOOO
yourbestiename It’s either me or Gerardo
urbanwyatt Who the fuck is Gerardo?
yourbestiename G Eazy
jackharlow YOU FOUL FOR THAT!!!
urbanwyatt 💀
theestallion Can you fight?
jackharlow Why?
theestallion Because I’m trying to get at wifey and we might have to fight over her.
yourusername You don’t ever have to fight over me, I’m all yours, you just say the words 🤪
jackharlow BABE NO
yourusername Booooringgggg 😏
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yourusername My man, my man. I can’t wait to give him more babies 😊😉😝
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urbanwyatt WHAT DID I SAY????
yourusername What 🙈
jackharlow Urb leave my wife alone, she wants more babies, I do what she says 😛
yourusername 🤪🤪🤪
druski2funnny That’s OUR man sis.
yourusername DRU GO AWAY!!!!
druski2funnny You’re just mad he prefers me
yourusername It’s okay, I’m the only one who can give him babies.
druski2funnny Are you sure about that?
yourusername WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???
druski2funnny It means, watch your back and your “man” because I can take him away whenever.
yourusername I hate you.
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jackharlow Last night was date night, then today is back on dad mode. Mia keeps us on our toes all day 😅
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yourusername She’s definitely a wild one and her Padrino doesn’t make it any easier on us.
urbanwyatt Thats my little partner in crime so of course I need to show her ways of how to annoy y’all.
jackharlow I’ll remember this for when you have a kid of your own.
yourbestiename GOD ME WHEN??? 😢
urbanwyatt 🤨
yourbestiename Can I help you?
urbanwyatt Can I help YOU? You want babies? Get your ass over here now!!!!
yourusername YESSSS WYATT BABIES PLEASE
yourbestiename 🤭🤭🤭🤭
druski2funnny Next thing we know y/n and yourbestiename are going to pop out with the news that they’re having kids. I’m tired of this shit. Ya get married and start fucking to have kids. Like I just want to go to a strip club with my boys not no dads.
yourusername & here I was going to hook you up with one of my girls.
yourbestiename Same here.
druski2funnny WAIT NOW HOLD UP
jackharlow Btw my wife doesn’t really care if I go to a strip club.
yourusername Shit I’ll go too.
yourbestiename I’ll even let Urb throw some cash my way.
druski2funnny Like he doesn’t do that on a daily basis 🙄
yourbrothername Can y’all go be nasty under another post that isn’t my niece?
jackharlow How do you think she got here?
yourusername JACKMAN THOMAS HARLOW!!!!!
jackharlow You’ll be screaming that when we make baby number 2 😏😏😏
yourbrothername This is why I stay away from the group chats and social media. I’ve had enough.
claybornharlow WELCOME TO MY LIFE!!!!
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@heavyhitterheaux
@harlowsbby
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gardens-of-may · 3 months ago
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ENTRY THREE - chap. 50 to end
spoilers ahead
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i don’t remember what happened 
yay
i know what happened tho
i’m not going to tell you 😋
suck it ha!
wakey wakey 
katharine hmm
A SCAVENGER HUNT?
WHAT
THEY KNOW EACH OTHER???
YES PEOPLE WHI ARE RACIST GO FUCK YOURSELF
AND MAKE JT HURT
WHAT
WXCUSE ME
WHAT THE HELL
saturday mornings
not a scavenger hunt then?
SYOP WITH GEB POV SWICTHSZ
i js realized both of the boys are dealing with their fathers
skye might be a pretty name but the human is actually vile
hmm
MY GID SAVANNAH
if gray hurts himself I WILL SUE
HAHAHA HIS HELLO THING IS THE CUTEST EVWR
IM GONNA CRY
CRY INTO MY BOWL OF INSATNT RAMBEN
ehehehe thomas thomas?
EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWW EUGH EW EW EW
EAHEHEJ SEE JDWB CSS EJR
WHAT THE FUCJ IS THAT BITVH SOING HERE
IM GOING TO FUCKING MILL HER
IT ACTUALLY THAT BITCH ISNT A PERSON
bitch…
YOU WILL BE FUCKING DEAD
AUGHHHH
THIS IS LIKE THE SECOND TIME GRAY HAS HAD A GUN PULLED ON HIM BECAUSE OF YOU
KYS
i bet IT sounds like a wet dog
but an ugly dog not a cute dog 
what the hell
LET ME JS EAT MY BROWNIES IN PEACE FOR GODS SAKE
no we no we NO. WE. 
AUGHHHH
bitch ☺️
KILL YOURSELT
she talks like she’s so wise and blah blah and respected but no
everyone HATES HER GUTS
DONT CALL HIM TAHT YOU ADRESS HIM AS FUCKING MR. HAWTHORNE OR SMTH STFU
you’re alone?
KILL YOURSELF THEN YOULL BE IN HELL WITH ALL THE OTHER DEMKNS
one
I DONT CARE NO ONE CARES
why I HATT YWOU
FUCK YOU
KILL YOURSELF
throw her in the pool 
DROWN HER
it’s a promise I WILL ENTER THIS FUCKING BOOK AND PUT YOU SIX FEET UNDER
WHAT HAPPENED
oh hi nash ☺️
AND XANDER AHENDKKW
anyway WHY IS GIGI UNCONSCIOUS???
oh
oh gigi 
awww ticklish gray 
i love her SO MUCH
FOUR CUPS OF COFFEE
MY GOD GIGI
omg it’s like me after the sols times one hundred 
I HATE POV SWITCHING 
I DONT CAREEEEE ABOUT JAMESON
well
anywayyyy
😕😕😕
please don’t get distracted, we know your girlfriend is hot but don’t
we’ll celebrate 
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we know
le oop 
A HINT???
NOT A POV SWITCH
fhehsha HIS SISTERS 🥰🥰
NOT A FLASHBACK
eugh 
THROWING UP 🤮 
it’s her
em*ly 🤢🤢
ughhhhh
IM GONNA SCREAM WHERE IS MY AVERY
😳😳😳
NO???
EXCUSE ME
i don’t really think you do love them 
ARGH
WHACKING RN
oh. poor gray. 
LYRA 😍😍
she’s alive bro
OH MY GOD 
i’m back bitches
EWWWW
I CANNIT WITH BLOODY DIRT FINGERS
ARGHHH
bribing
my favorite 
GIGI 😭
no it’s alright girl i’d do the same 
oh. 
I LOVE ACACIA OMG
SHES WIDNERFUL
POOKIE
I FORGIT ABKR THE BUTCH
awww 🥰 
cookies 🍪 
😐😐😐
I CANNOT WITH THESE POV SWITCHES
UGH MORW BLOUD
AVERY WHAT THE FUCK
so no one won the game
JAHAHAH
oh ☹️
he’s really lonely 
IS IT THAT BITCH
EUGHHB EVEN WORDE ITS UGLY GUY
is he dead?
WHAT THE FUCK
HUH
EUGH
UGLY GUY WHAT
GIGI WHAT
btw maisie peters IS gigi
eve is a bitch who should be six feet under 
huh 
awww 🥰 
no now i’m crying 
ohhhhh shittyttttt
oh. 
AAYLDUXC
my heart HAS BEEN RIPPED OUT 
tears on my pillow 
THATS TERRIBLE MINDSET 
THAT FUCKING RXCUSE OF A GRANDFATHER MESSED THEM SO BAD
is zella alice?
she’s right. rich white boys het farrr in life 
oh
BRUH
LYRA 😍😍😍
BITCH WHAT DO YOU MEAN 
YOU PULLED A GUN ON HIM AND YOU EXPECT TO BE BESTIES
WHATTTTT
bitch jamie can’t even come
he needs to laugh
stop 💀
omg that would be fucking terrifying 
gigi and gray’s relationship means so much to me 
well i already knew that so hahaha
BITCHBBBHBBV
I HAVE NEVER HAGED SOMEONE MORE THAN THIS FUCKING BITCHASS IF A GIRL
why would you end a book like that?
now i am going to go chug some coffee and we are jumping straight into the grandest game 
the end. 
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unlimitedhorsepower · 2 years ago
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having some of the worst times of my life ever and im scared things could get worse... how? well you see. they might create more tnb some day even after all of this.
after massacring my boy ryan like that live on screen... smack cam... removing any of ryans narrative worth or meaning just to have him show up and be cringe which i did enjoy but for real guys. my friends. if they had just had everyone do something random and lackluster it wouldve been fine but ryan showed up to drive the plot and continue his character arc from the rising (and then he didnt, as a joke).
karinas lack of real character arc (AGAIN!) so that she can uhhhh talk about crushes... instead of, for example, have her be an equal hero on-screen to the guys who have already been king of heroes and she works arguably harder than anyone else (she is a hero, an idol, and a student). shes so interesting, theres so much to her! but most of her appearances just serve to further some guys character arc (like the whole blue golden episode is mostly about ryan!.. or kotetsu even! cmon)
the character arc that antonio got that wholly ignored that hes friends with nathan and which makes me actually lose my mind when i think that those two have frequently been shown together but they didnt have a single convo together so that nathan and keith can be confined to a cage where theyre only interacting with each other instead of having any real plot relevance despite them both being really interesting!..
and the fact that antonio/agnes made its way into the show bc the director likes him and you know... agnes was her stand-in, and another reason to not let nathan talk with antonio ever because yknow?.. it just tastes like ash in my mouth to feel like the director felt some type of way about nathans and antonios prior relationship...
the buddy hero system was utilized so poorly! it threw so many characters under the bus like ryan seriously got way too much time in blue golden and their prior relationships with each other were ignored so much like man... i just love them all interacting. i dont love whatever the hell was going on with, for example, nobody noticing that thomas is gone. my heroes wouldve noticed immediately btw. instead of subaru and thomas being in a cage where they only interacted with each other, the buddy hero pair curse of 2nd cour that almost everyone suffered from
lets not even get into that even if they say that yuri is actually fine haha! they cant remove that scene where kotetsu and barnaby stared at him and went like “hmm thats rough buddy... anyway”. what the hell... kotetsu is one of the characters i think of the least and it was just so grossly OOC and just plain disgusting... the entire abuse apologism arc with yuri and lara overall as well
what about that fucking scene with jungle where they implied shady shit was going on when subarus communicator didnt go off and he was recruited as a double for thomas anyways and uhhh (checks notes) literally nothing came out of those plot threads btw. jungle CEO was introduced for no reason
and they cant remove what they did to ouroboros (the way they made it all-powerful illuminati-esque organization instead of plain old corruption etc), and the whole NEXT disease ooohhh-thing, and the literal internment camps and the various deeply bigoted implications thereof plus lackluster new character designs (oops! almost all white, pale-haired and blue/green-eyed).
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how could they bounce back from this and do i even want to see them try to ignore OR try to grapple with any of the above. oooh when i get my hands on the people who were in the writers room...............
cant they just please retcon that my favourite character fucking exploded to ten thousand small pieces. excited for scraps of my fav characters like usual but then?.. its also like spitting in my face after all the shit they pulled. put me out of my misery
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bored. thoughts on literally all the dna stuff
jackie- "i can fix her"
hyunwoo-i kinda get weirded out by the power dynamic in the sheer idea but tbh. it's nice i think. i just want this boy to be a little happier, man
jenny-i am DYINGGG SHE BOUGHT A BAIENGIACA
xiukai:i cant believe that, to sissela, hed be the grandma who makes you feel like you need a second stomach once you visit. funny. he's 34 with the vibe of a 70 year old
aya-what are her thoughts on fentanyl. i wonder. btw it's always funny when someone goes "NO drugs. but alcohol is great". like mate thats just drug lite
alex-now i'm curious what his disease is even supposed to be, i don't recall anything about that. if it's just some sort of chronic fatigue thing then i'd easily say fuck it and headcanon POTS just because but. i'd like to know
leon: "don't bring gifts for me >:( i'm not a kid >:(" the repression is strong on this man
chiara:i think itd be funny to have an alliance where it's zahir, chiara and aya. impossible to understand a damn word. also "i can fix her" part 2
shoichi:you know how it's canon that chidi anagonye is buff because whenever he felt stressed he just did pushups
sissela:she likes strawberry. noted. also ngl i do find the thomas sissela dynamic sick now that i think about it. for a solid second i felt so mentally ill remembering that he brought her to the experiment because he wanted her to get actually cured and not be in pain
rio-i feel VINDICATED. every time. i want to put that "rio to yuki" voiceline on my forehead. they don't get along on such a fundamental level. they have not had a single good interaction. that's why i feel feral when i see anyone ship them, she hates himmmm. also the delivery is bad but in a way that's good because it fits her, she sounds robotic but it feels like it's just how she be OHSFKSDF SHE DOESNT EVEN LIKE DOGS!!! SHE ACTUALLY FUCKING HATES HIM IM LAUGHING
echion-"i see the hesitation in your fists" about hyunwoo is making me mentally ill. also "don't be pretentious" to magnus IS SO FUNNY. he really went "stfu i'm gonna hit you". the things i dislike is also extremely funny. this sign can't stop him because he can't read, guys. though, he sounds like hunter toh to me in a way that makes me like him by association now. past me is crying but current me thinks this mans is funny as hell
tia-im crying. "what's wrong with my hair (┬┬﹏┬┬)". danny boy roasted her so hard. that "can i draw you ◕_◕ " to jenny though. i see you
daniel-even daniel cant believe it when she says she's a doctor. the doubt in this man's voice. also it's so funny how he reads people for their appearance (like "your hair is a mess) and then with yuki he just roasts him for his personality. does he think that bowl cut ass hairstyle is okay enough to focus on something else
eva-"nah i don't feel like getting a haircut quite yet" as he definitely fucking SEETHES
bianca-"oh my god a fellow weirdo!!!". four person alliance between aya chiara zahir and bianca actually. impossible to parse a single word. and it's funny that she goes gentle on sissela (i assume she's too skinny, so) and with echion she plain goes "you have literally no body fat"
johann-YO????? i am mentally ill about that one for sure. johann is so about trying to be the sort of christian who doesn't suck absolute ass and the interaction that has with the extremely complicated relationship isol and rozzi have with church and religion is so interesting to me rn
laura-how did they get away with this "things i dislike" line. also the bizarre thought process i had with aya and laura is so vindicated. police officers are her favorite
aiden-he did not just "we're not so different you and i" her. his luke is funny as hell though. "you get paid to clean? 🤨" do i need to explain society to you???? he sounds legit confused. hKFJNSDKFJ THEY JUST SHOVED ALL THE FUNNY MEME LINES ON HIM HUH. IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING BAKA
elena-she and rosalio allying would be nonstop complaining. they'd either hate each other or be like soulmates. "i hate the heat but i hate the cold" "me too" and then a look of understanding
felix-he did not hit elena with the "you'd be prettier if you smiled". i like him but. girl freeze him. also confirmation that magnus does not use steroids. weird-ass way to ask though. what if he met a trans person mid transition? would he hit them with that exact line as the poor fucker is like "yeah???"
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hiii hi im here with my liddol hcs for u... looks up at u with my big sad wet eyes. this is my silly little au ,,, i love urs tho n would love to hear the angst bcos. theres so much angst i left out too fjrjfhie
ok so WALLY- little guy but absolutely not stupid. like he knows whats going on BUT hes just. a little silly sometimes. low braincells but can piece stuff together and is careful. carries a knife with him. does not want to get into trouble (excluding pranks ofc. loves them) uh. 147cm, transmasc, and pan. his hat is very important. i actually just finished making his hat but thats a different thing fhjrjf
talks a LOT and has a gossip group with norman n susie. but its all in good fun. n u know thomas is him boyfriend. they pretend to be Mortal Enemies but at home they r so so soft... they must put up a front at work because they are scared of how they'll look in front of other ppl. if only they knew that probably like 2 ppl total in jds were cishet fbjrj,, he has that audhd and his silly little catchphrase is everything ok.
thomas- too tall bites him. i mean. ahem. 183cm and bisexual. very closed off from people but will not hesitate to confront people. very touchy about the machine cos its his "best creation" or whatever. ok stupid college boy but go off ig. (i love him sm)
basically just there to get work done. he acts smart, looks smart, but hes "stupid"... not in the way of logically stupid, he is just very silly sometimes. also he smokes. i mean have u HEARD his voice (affectionate) he has 5 older brothers n his family is very sweet i think. gnaws on the thomas plush part twenty million
and finally SAMMY- very very stressed so he yells a lot BUT he does a softer side in private. he just needs to front as mean and irritating with everyone to keep his image up :(( grr squishes him very hard. transmasc and gay bc. he just is. does not like joey but then again in my au nobody really does but thats ok<3 back to sammy the babygirl. he is 168cm and his "partner" is jack... but we all know... the silly... also probably helped johnny learn the organ/piano. because it needs to happen
if u want 2 know more or have any questions my dms are open >:3c sorry for th ramble!!! fjrjeh
Hii!!  I'm so sorry this took so long to get toooooo. I had to inhale this text for a bit and let it sog into my brain xD I always need a bit to take in muchhhhooss information (nothing bad btw just me being me hehe)
AND YEAHHH.. I should maybe talk more about angst. But at the same time I'm like. Naurrrr... Naurrrr... I really live by "there's always so much negativity and sadness in this world, no need to add more to it" SO I ALWAYS HESITATE SHARING ANGST AND SAD THINGS!! CUZ I'M LIKE!!  WHY BE SAD IF I CAN HAVE FUN STUFF WITH STUFF THAT MAKES ME HAPPY </3 + most of it is just killing and torture anyway and euhm. Those tend to trigger ehm negative stuffs in me anyway :') Mostly just hallucinations and shit thoughts but!! You know, when there's a good time to share some of that stuff, I will!! :3 or maybe I share more about my toon Alice. She's a bit more tame about with that stuff. Anyhow. This is about YOU and not me. Soooo I'll go now through your stuff >:)
Wally being like that is true, that really fits to him!! He's just a silly that takes his his time to piece stuff together and that is okay :3
And OMG, mine also carries a knife around :D I just think it makes so much sense for hi to do so.... He's encountered moving ink puddles before, might just aswell carry a knife til. I feel like it also makes more sense after we saw his hat and a knife at artists rests (+ the April fools video hehe). Also, him being transmasc and pan is so funny because my old version of wally used to be exactly that aswell!!  :D I changed that though, but again something very fitting for him. I loev your wally. He's so silly. AND SMALL!!!???  like damn OMG I didn't expect him to be that tiny. I could just launch him /lh
(Wally being a little gossip girly pop is so funny and real HAHAHA )
Thomas's and Wally,s relationship being like that is exactly how I envisioned it xD I love that for them so much.
And.. DAMN!! IM ALMOST AS TALL AS THOMAS BOY!! I thought yours would have been MUCH taller. Guess I was wrong. That's so interesting.
Also yeah... He definitely smokes. He smokes so damn much, probably several packs a day LMFOA. It's not to miss with a voice like that xD. You'd have to be insane to not think that.
Besides, BIG FAM FOR THOMAS ALSO MAKES A LOT OF SENSE!!
SAMMY BOY!!! SAMMY BOY!! I've been so keen on hearing about him!!!!! Wa'hh!!  We love publicly intimidating and soft at home Sammy I love that so so so so so much waghahahhhh!! And he's also way smaller than I thought,!! Another suprise here :D but nothing bad. Just me being like woah??  In taller than him. ALSO, HIM AND JACK BEING A THING?? YAY!! I LOVE SAMMY AND JACK TOGEZHER WJAJAJAJ AND OHOHOHH JOHNNY MOMENT. JOHNNY MENTIONED *POINTSSS*
AND YEAH I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF I WANNA KNOW MORE. AND DON'T BE SORRY I LOVED THIS SO MUCH.. ERMMMM. IF YOU EVER WANNA TALK MORE ABOUT YOUR JOHNNY *twirls hair* I'd love to know what he's up to in your AU. Where he's mostly at!! Mine is first at the music department but then gets moved down to lacie and Bertrum, so I'd love to know where yours at!! And his personality too. That's the thing that interests me the most!!! Giving a character who has no info at all jngame a personality is always so cool and interesting to see :D everyone has like their own way of seeing and imagining characters.. I'd die to know how yours is!!!!
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the-ink-of-roses · 3 years ago
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mutual pining™
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— you and dick both love each other, but unfortunately, it's in different forms
note: the reader uses she/her pronouns <3 warning: violence, fighting people, a n g s t not proofread, we die like thomas and martha wayne
yj!dick grayson x reader
request: Can you write (you don't have to btw) a headcanon yj!dick grayson x reader that's sorta like a Marinette and Adrien situation where dick likes reader at school while reader has a crush on Robin at yj — 🦋 —
a/n: hi, guess who's back!!! me, after like. five months? more than five months? but yes, it's been a loooonnng time, hasn't it boys? but yes, i'm back!! and also working on something with the amazing @vitaminsssss <3 also im not too confident about this, but here you gooo <33
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*cracks knuckles*
so!
you were the founding member of the team, who fought alongside ( preferred mentor )
and obviously you knew the infamous robin
and the fact that no one really knew that robin's identity
out of pure spite—"if that short gremlin can keep his identity secret, so i can i and you can't stop me"—you decided to keep your identity secret and ( preferred mentor ) agreed
mainly because you wouldn't stop annoying them, but that's not important-
anywho, mr sunglasses here saw you hanging upside down and arguing with your mentor for it and went "holy shit, i think im in love"
wally was so confused
as y/n, however, you were in robin's school, where you knew him as the infamous dick grayson
your drive to keep your identity secret made you act clumsy
i.e. purposefully falling on desks, on people, dropping things, the usual
annd like a knight in shining uniform, there he was!
always, literally always, catching you
it was mainly because aside from babs, you were his only other civilian friend and he didn't want you to suffer from brain damage
but you literally fell for him
on the fateful night
it was a late gotham day and the two of you were chilling in the library and boom, you fell down the stairs.
somehow he caught your hand
this man just almost defied physics and gravity for you
how could you not be in love????
dick on the other hand was like 'oh thank godie! friend has no brain damage!'
babs has cried at least once seeing you two because she's so frustrated
so has wally but thats when you're ( h/n ) and robin
speaking of hero persona
back in the cave its like
robin: *love sick rambling*
you: oh hi my very good friend :)
robin: *screech*
wally: *sob*
artemis: *gets the popcorn*
kaldur: *shares the popcorn*
conner: *confused*
megan: *sympathizing with robin*
zee: *cringes*
it was chaotic
and then, one fateful day
wally, out of all people, finds out your identity
you are worried at first, ofc, but its wally
your friend, teammate and someone you trust, so youre not too worried
but wally just sits down and yells after he figures it out
que you dragging him to barry because you think he hit his head really loud
wally is having an existential crisis
he's seen you practically in love with dick grayson and robin in love with you
and now, as best friend supreme it is his job to make sure you two get together
he drags the rest of the team onto his plan
kaldur is the first to agree because he might combust if he sees robin making heart eyes at you during a briefing one more time
safe to say, nothing works
everything they do, nothing works out!
in wally's eyes
y/n is giving up on her feelings for dick, and h/n is noticing robin more because he offered to help with tasks
and dick has almost accepted the fact that h/n doesn't like robin in a romantic way, but damn, y/n is such a good friend and person! she even covered up for him thrice
*screeeching*
until
it is the day of faith
literally, fate is fighting alongside the team
against a brat man child who is the personification of a chad
klarion
you're chilling as a civilian in the hostage situation
until you get hit trying to cover robin from one of this chad's henchmen blasts
why did you as a civilian?
god knows but you couldn't let robin get hurt
robin sees r e d
anger takes over him in literal sense and he lashes out at all the henchmen there
like. no shit, sent seven to the hospital
wally and conner have to restrain him
like. hold him down
and wally literally tells tornado and fate to take you guys to mount justice
robin is like. "no we can't reveal our identities"
wally has had enough now, especially when it's a magical wound they can't heal there
he goes "bro, that's h/n"
robin: "fr bro?"
wally: "i swear bro"
you're rushed to mount justice then!
wally runs you there because, "cmon you little bitch, do not die on me now. you are this close to living your happily ever after, b i t c h"
black canary, zee, and dr fate rush you to a room to try to heal the wound
you dont wake up for the next week
wally is scared because he just revealed your identity
but ( mentor name ) assures him it was the right thing to do
dick on the other hand is having so many existential crisis, its all crisis and no more existence
"the person i fell in love with, then fell out of love with and then fell in love with are the same people"
he's not feeling the aster, don't worry about him
when you wake up, he's the only one there, because its late at night and he didn't wanna leave you alone
he squeezes you
literally
and goes on this rant about how you shouldn't have jumped in to help him-
and youre like "oh hi dick"
because he's in civies
and you both kind of just go "shit the other person knows now"
because yes, dick knows youre h/n and you know dickie is robin
*screaming*
but it all works out though
somewhat
because you two kiss somewhere after the initial panic had died down
but you don't really talk about that much
its like friends who kiss each other
but its fun!
and it agonizes wally and kaldur
so
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Can i just say how you have literally penned down my horny thoughts into your new fic. The "pretty baby boys" (i think thats the title) fic is LEGIT MY FANTASY. the way you wrote their moans especially for thoma and scaramouche made my brain go hazy. ITS SO PERFECT I LITERALLY CANT-
LOVE IT ❤❤❤❤
hi hi anon!
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so glad that other people share my kink of wanting to step on cute men uwu
nah but fr, i'm planning on doing much more subby genshin boys in the future, so you and others can look forward to that as well! but i'm glad you liked my pretty baby boys so much, especially the moaning parts. those, i had to actually look at hentai for btw sooo,,,,win-win i guess?
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Giiiiirl! Listen this I know u only write about Bradleyboy but I see that u fancy the holland boys and haz 😏😏 (who doesn't right?) so pleaseeeee write something with them, pleaaaaaaaaase 🥺love you writing so much it would mean the world for me 💛
A/N: You all know that I cannot resist my sweet anon’s requests, so consider this an early christmas gift. Lmao. I hope your staying healthy. Btw I’ve choosen the most soft boy ever aka Harry Holland because that boy is lovely af - also this is my first time writing about the boys so pls be gentle 💛
Warnings: nothing much just a few curse words.
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Spending quarentine and 24/7 trapped inside a house with the most loud, messy, cheeky boys ever wasn’t actually in your dream plans. Everyone got a part of their day busy, either was college, work, cooking, drinking, boys silly videogames challenges, boardgames and a lot of pranks. But apart from all that quarentine was making you guys build strong bonds.
You all tried to be active, productive and keep the days busy. But let me tell you this: that boys were always up to no good.
You were siting in the living room with your laptop in the coffee table and paying extreme attention to your zoom class. Harrison was in his, writing a few emails and you both were enjoying the quietness of the room while your teacher rambled about something important.
You totally missed Harry cheekily giggling and running into the living room, disappearing right after into the backyard. But little boy Tom definitely not gone unnoticed when he came shouting and shirtless, trying to catch his brother, making a quick appearence into your lecture since you had your camera and mic on the moment he passed behind you.
“HARRY! YOU’RE GONNA GET IT, YOU DICKHEAD!” Tom disapeared into the backyard door and Harrison looked at you trying his best not to laugh. You were looking at your classmates, with your face pale and widen eyes as you were noticing some of them laughing, freaking out and most importantly, your teacher had this serious unread expression on his face.
“That's it, I'm completely done”. You thought to yourself while smiling awkardly to the camera and thinking about million ways to murder Thomas freaking Holland.
"Wait, wasn't that dude, Spiderman?" Your teacher asked making Harrison and the rest of the class brust in laughter, meanwhile you grew red.
Apart from ruining zoom lectures, spending quality time with your bestfriends was the best thing. But most important, spending quality time with your very special friend Harry. Of course he didn’t knew he had a special place in you heart - and you meant to keep that way - but you two were very close and as the days went by it was more dificult to pretend that he didn’t make your stomach funny every morning when he came down and kissed your cheek, smelling heavenly with his sleepy eyes and messy curls.
Harrison was the mainly reason you've met Harry and the rest of the boys. It was during a summer break where you joined an workshop to learn more about the process of making movies and writing scripts. You didn't want to persue that professionally, but you needed exciting things to do on your summer break from high school so why not join a class to discuss movies?
You two got along right away after the teacher set you together to recreate a new ending for Titanic. You both did a comic approach, making everyone in the group laugh and even the teacher said that you were really a good duo. You had the writing skills and he had the acting. You were pretty unaware of Harrison’s truly intentions tho. But the minute he noticed your general interests about certain genres and cinema in general, the way you discuss the photography, scripts and plots even tho you didn’t understand very well about it and just by the way you stood in the theaters reading all the credits after a movie just ended. All of that simple things, reminded him of something. Or to be more precised, someone. That someone was nothing less than Harry Holland.
So he knew that he had to settle up you two, that you two would get along very well but Harrison wasn't going to force it, it had to happen naturally. That's why you started to hang out more with him. Going out to lunch or drink coffee, study sessions in the library, parties or movie sessions in his house and that eventually, gave you Tom.
Tom usually came with Harrison to the study sessions, studying his scrips and even joined the workshop at one point. Sadly he got off when he started working on the first big challenge in his career and all the Spiderman thing.
You three grew together and everyone started to getting in the right way of their lifes. Of course Tom knew his best friend's intentions from the start and decided to join the team of cupids.
It was needed one night at the pub, where you three were drinking and having a good time, to steping the plan to a whole another level.
"Guys, I'm going to quit the workshop." You said camly making Tom frown and Harrison almost spit his drink.
No no no, his plan didn't even started yet!! He thought.
"What? Why?!" Tom whined. After he had to quit it because his filming career, he was truly excited about his two best friends doing something similar to his job. He like the heated arguments and opinions about the films on movie nights, like you all had some sorta of film club.
"Did you got a boyfriend, is that it?" Harrison talked curious. "He doesn't let you hang with us?" He leaned on the tabled talking low as if he was saying a secret password.
"No Harrison, I'm still single. What the hell?" You chuckled and rolled your eyes.
This man and his obsession with my lofe life. You thought.
“I'm starting college and thats a big deal. I'm not going to have time to commit there, I only joined it as a hobby and it's been two years, guys." You smiled at them noticing their attention on you. "Also, I'm searching for a flat here, downtown before it all starts and I'm not finding anything." You simple explain frowning and taking a long sip on your drink and Tom's eyes lit up. He was proud of his flash thinking. Even if sometimes he wished he could just shut up and don’t say stupid things as his brothers would say to him.
"Move in with us, there's enough room there!" He let out excited. His eyes moved to Harrison and the blonde boy raised an eyebrow thinking further and understanding his best friend cheeky expression.
"Yeah, you could join us, darling. Real estate is a mess these days" Harrison smiled widely and your jaw dropped.
Are they serious right now?
"As if you knew about real estate." Tom rolled his eyes and Harrison playfully smacked his head.
"Uh-I-I don't know... You don't live there alone, what about the other guys? I don’t want to change the frat crazy house of yours.." You weren't sure if it was a good idea to move to a house without asking the other people who lived there.
"Oh you mean my brother Harry?" You nod after whatching Tom carefully. "He is super excited to met you, we’ve talk a lot about you". He simply let out making Harrison widen his blue eyes.Tom and his big mouth.
"Wait what?!" You asked being caught in surprise.
Three years later and there you were, standing in the kitchen, after Tom cooked dinner - by cooking you mean ordering - since it was your and Harry's turn to wash the dishes. As you washed the plates, he dried them with a white towel and was humming a song that was playing from his playlist. - swear that boy had a playlist for everything.
"Did you and Tom got your script thing sorted out yet?" You asked while passing a plate under the water. He stopped singing and listened to you carefully.
"Yeah, we are pretty far ahead. Moving to find a good plot. It's pretty hard" He answer grabbing the plate from your hands and noticing your eyes on his face, blushing slightly. "Don't tell Tom but I can give you the abstracts if you want to have a read? I know how much you love to read." He smiled and looked at your face properly. You were smiling widely and his heart softened finding your dimple extremely cute.
"Really?!" You sound so excited that he chuckled nodding.
"Of course. You're running out of books to read, I was planing on giving you one for Christmas but-" he continued driyng the plates but got caught in surprised when you kissed his cheek and said thanks. Seconds later he was right back in the kitchen after a short trip to the moon. "How's the online classes going?" He smiled, still blushing from your previous interaction, and looked at your face.
"It's going good." You stopped for a few seconds just admiring his face and the way his curls fell into his face lazily. He looked extremely cute in that green sweater. "I think my teacher fancies me more now. After the litle acident and knowing I share roof with spiderman, the dude." You said with a funny expression and you both laughed.
"Glad I could contribute on such achievements, miss." He bumped his shoulder into yours playfully. And you laughed even more. Your giggles filling the kitchen and besides the music playing on his playlist, Harry swore it was the most beautiful melodies he ever heard.
You two returned your attention to the sink and as you were doing it you got caugh in a Arctic Monkeys music playing and trying to remember the lyrics.
Click.
Your attention was brought back after hearing a camera and seeing a flash. Harry was still looking at you thru the lense with a lovely smile.
"Harry? Oh my god, no!" You blushed at his bold moves. "I'm looking horrible right now. Why did you take a picture?"
"Nonsense. You look so cute while doing the dishes." He turned the camera, showing you the picture and you blushed even more.
"Eww. Please, delete it." You warned and he chuckled putting the camera straps above his neck and resting the camera on his chest.
"I'm not going to delete it, love." He kept his task as you. "Sorry not sorry." He laughed maliciously and you rolled your eyes.
"You're going to delete it." You looked at him and he clicked his tongue.
"Uh-uh." He hummed moving his head negatively and his curls balanced up and down. That was a good sight.
"Oh yeah?" You raised and eyebrow asking one more time and didn't even gave him the time to turn your direction. Your hands already throwing him foam and he stepped back, foam hitting his hoodie and his chest.
He smirked but his hands went to his camera, inspection it.
"Oh shit, the camera." Your mouth making a "o" shape. "Im sorry H, I didn't thought about it." You pouted giving him the most apologetic smile and he pulled a poker face at you for a few minutes.
You were starting to believe that you actually broke the device but then he started to laugh hard.
"It's water proof, dummy." He showed you his tongue and hit you smoothly with the towel in your face.
"You absolute arse!" You thrown him more foam and after a peace threaten by his hands up, he finally stopped laughing. "Im serious now, delete the picture, carrot." You warned and he laughed at the nickname.
"I think I'm going to set it as my wallpaper." His words rolled out of his tongue so easily as he concentrate on drying the plates again and you didn't even moved from your spot, getting caught by his words.
"What?" You asked finally, studying his face and his eyes opened widely. "Harry why use my picture as your background?" You dried your hands.
Did I said that out loud? Damn it, Harry you fucking dick. He thought.
"Hmm..." He swallowed. "It's a really nice picture. You look rather pretty.... And I-uh kinda like you, I guess." His hands scratching his head and his blood stopping running thru his body. Well there wasn't no intention of hidden it now.
"Oh I'm so enjoying this." Tom said to Harrison, as they were siting across the room in the couch watching the whole scene in silence. You two didn't even noticed them spying.
"It's a romcom and we were the directors of it." Harrison joked and Tom chuckled.
"Thanks." You smiled and went to hug Harry. "You look rather pretty too." You said into his shoulder and earned a kind smile from him "Look." You were closer to him and your head moved back to look into his eyes properly, his hand traveled to your back and laid way to high for your liking. But it was Harry, and he was always so respectful that he didn't want to be sneaky or ruin the moment by placing his hands too down. You found that gesture so cute.
"I think I kinda like you, too." Your face got closer to his and his eyes closed feeling your hot breath hit his face. You stand there admiring his freckles for minutes.
"Do we have to move their heads too?" Harrison asked whispering. The duo was watching the scene unfold ahead of them with frowning expressions.
"Why aren't they kissing?" Tom dramatically pulled a face as if their plan came out totally wrong after all those years of dedication.
Harry started to dance slowly, his lashes clicked a few times and he opened his eyes. And you followed him. You both had silly smiles on your faces and after a long time of slowly dancing in his arms. He lean in, kissing you passionately. And you returned the kiss, like you meant to tell him that you loved him all along.
Continuously gags and whistles followed by an loud “FINALLY” from Harrison could be heard from the kitchen making Harry and you pull back from the kiss and stare at the boys. You both smiled and kissed again.
"Oh get a room you two!" Tuwaine shouted after entering the kitchen surprisingly and seeing you.
Despite that, you two didn't pulled back and Harry gave them the middle finger, covering your faces and the kiss with his hand, from the sneaky bastards across the room.
"We've created monsters" Tom's statement made everyone laugh.
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iamfitzwilliamdarcy · 4 years ago
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look okay i’ve been screaming about the Martha scene for literal years now and I’m not stopping anytime soon, apparently, but bulleted lists of why this is a good scene/why it works narratively:
It’s been set up! Bruce carries his parents’ death around with him the entire movie, it has an actual impact on his emotional well-being and is more than just an “explanation” for why he became Batman. 
The alley scene closes with Thomas whispering Martha as they die (remember, this is the scene Bruce flashes back to when Clark says Martha) 
Bruce is haunted by his parents’ death-- we get flashbacks and bad dreams. It’s not a one-time deal at the start of the movie and then Done. This is the reality Bruce is living. 
Bruce’s parademon nightmare takes place at Martha’s grave
Bruce talks about his dad a lot; he never talks about his mother. 
All of these things increase the absolute impact in Superman saying Martha’s name--that is holy name, and very meaningful to Bruce
Clark saying Martha instead of “My Mom”
Okay number one, this is such an obnoxious nitpick that I almost don’t even want to address it at all. “Why didn’t the story go the way I want it to” with no basis for why someone should cater to your specific dialogue is obnoxious 
 #2 -- boy is literally dying under Kryptonite cut him some slack and actually! he handles himself pretty well under this pressure lmao. 
#3-- there’s probably a couple of ways to read this scene:
HE knows who Bruce’s parents are and is trying to get his attention (it works) (he does know who Batman is btw) 
Clark is trying to do his best for his mom--if he dies, 
HE’S /STILL/ ASKING BRUCE FOR HELP WHILE BRUCE IS LITERALLY TRYING TO MURDER HIM LIKE WTF THATS INCREDIBLE
BUT Bruce doesn’t know who Superman’s mom is why would he? Clark is doing his best for his mother. If he dies, Lex still has her in his clutches.  
They stop fighting because they’re only fighting because of Bruce. Martha shocks him out of fighting
Bruce is actually upset and I think afraid--he doesn’t understand what’s happening. Why did you say that name? He doesn’t get the connection, but, remember, Martha is sacred. We also get the flashback, remember.  
He doesn’t actually relent until Lois tells him who Martha is and he realizes he’s lost his way and is Joe Chill 
A man like that, words won’t stop him....until a word does 
This is the one thing Lex couldn’t plan or anticipate! 
Zack Snyder said Moms Matter and that’s so rare in a film like this and y’all?? want to complain??? 
In conclusion, you’re wrong and this scene is excellent 
No I do not take criticisms 
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ourano-s · 4 years ago
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hello, I just finished the first season of peaky blinders and I acc really enjoyed it. I finished in one day and didn’t get tired even once (which happens a lot), although this may be due to the facts that it’s fairly short or that I watched most of it in one sitting but I’ve gotten bored of things just as short, so I guess not. nevertheless I gotten increasingly more and more angry at a particular character that kept appearing at a more rapid rate every time I decided I didn’t want to see her. This particular character is our main female lead (surprise surprise! not really.) see I’m aware that I’m probably not the targeted audience of this show, but that doesn’t give the writers an excuse to write bad characters (ai. poorly written). I deserved and expected better; Grace honestly deserved better; and so did her actress. I’m so tired of these bland ass female leads. from the literal second she appeared on screen - and I mean the LITERAL second (which btw, was her walking down the street with her face out of view) I knew EXACTLY who this character was and how her storyline would play out. I was praying to dear god that I was wrong and that the show would surprise me like it did with the plot, but THATS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LIKE WHY CAN WRITERS NOT WRITE NEW AND REASONABLE FUCKING CHARACTERS. and the thing that really gets me is that our MC is literally like my favorite protagonist that I have thus encountered thus far - specifically bc he’s so freaking smart and he never disappoints me (except ofc for the fact that he falls in love with Grace, which is my point). He is super fucking smart and thinks everything through. and the icing isn’t he cake is that he’s not super horny and shitty to women (it’s a period piece). so how pray tell me TF did thiS Fucker end up falling in love with the BLANDEST BITCH IN EXISTENCE. It doesn’t make any sense, especially when the entire plot revolves around her being a spy ?????? when you take her character into consideration, the whole plot falls apart. it doesn’t hold up when you realize and Grace is the center of why everything works the way it does, but it SHOULDNT work the way it works bc Grace (and her superior) arent competent enough at their jobs for this situation to seems likely. especially since Thomas is characterized as he is, you would not be able to fool him with this performance. like the whole thing happens exactly like we, myself, and anyone would expect - she’s sent there as a spy and is feeding the govt info on them but sees that these gangsters aren’t what she thought they were and ends up falling for the head. he nearly should’ve discovers her at least twice and KNOWS SHES A LIAR AND STILL KEEPS HER AROUND FOR NO PLAUSIBLE EXPLANATION. like the show makes a point of showing us how smart are mc is, but then turns around and expects up to think that there was ANY POSSIBLE WAY that this fucker would keep her around, let alone FALLS IN LOVE WITH HER.
Bonus: some nit picks:
- she got the job because her singing made everyone cry and stop fighting, but like ???????? and her voice (no offense to the actress, it’s quite decent) isn’t simply not that good.
- she’s a nazi’s wet dream (eye roll) - blonde, blue eyes, white, etc.
- she doesn’t look like the other girls in the show. ai, her hair is styled in a modern style and the rest of the girls are in that cute bob. her outfits don’t really look like what the rest of them wear (in terms of style). and all of the boys wear and look the exact same as everyone else so
- um how about there’s no conceivable way that ANYONE let alone THOMAS would fall in love with her BC SHE HAS NO PERSONALITY NO MOTIVATION NOTHING THAT DOESNT TIE DIRECTLY WITH TOMMY. like she realizes that she loves tommy pretty earlier on I would say and her motivation for becoming a spy don’t even seems to matter, like there no emphasis on it whatsoever. she’s not mad or upset about falling for him, just like takes it as if it whatever so she has no growth or change throughout the season whereas tommy does A LOT (sorry that’s not a nit pick that’s the basis of my post)
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gender-chaotic · 4 years ago
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Oh boy b**tleba*bes talking about stuff they have no clue about lmao
Warning talk mentions of b**tleb*bes, over sexualization of minors, and a bit of adult stuff.
Im goldenbeetle shipper whos been here a while now and is a proud drinker of loving barbara maitland juice not gonna deny our community has some issues mostly in the past with leaving babs out of fics and art and focus more on adam and beej as well as more adult content. But this is something myslef and many people IN OUR OWN COMMUNITY has been speaking out about for a long ass time now you can search the tags for posts adressing leaving Barbara out including by myself so jot that down, so we dont need b**tleb*bes who barley know anything about our community telling us about our content especially when some of y'all openly mock our ship and made it clear you do not care about it, thanks. many of us especially more recently add barbara in, ive seen so much goldenbeetle content that includes babs including again my own content, ive purposefully drawn solo babs and beej so if you're saying there no content that includes her or just beej and her you're very VERY wrong, come to me or most shippers we can provide lots of golden beetle content with babs and even just babs and beetlejuice. Not to mention a few of your own b**tleb*bes have made beetlejuice and adam content and usually leaves Barbara out and focuses just on adam and beej but go off i guess lol.
Many people draw barbara also draw her based off her actresses' who are both women who don't have very large breasts on top of that gena davis' dress for Barbara did not reveal much, kerry's showing a bit more with a deep neckline still covered alot of her body. Many people arent drawing babs with big knockers and sexy clothes because were trying to repress her sexuality and make her dress like she's in the handmaids tale, shame women for being sexy, its because barbara and adam are canonically a white bred suburban couple who are "vanilla" its their personailty, i drew babs with smaller breasts and more "canon compliant" for a while before i changed it up. Obviously you CAN draw barabra and even adam as sexy and babs with big tiddies, i draw barbara with larger breasts now, and show her cleavage and I've been doing this for a while and i have draw PLENTY of sexy and pin up style babs as well adult content with her beetlejuice, and adam, I've also posted it on here so again y'all dont know what you're talking about. I know others who have drawn sexy barbara and barbara with larger breasts just because its not common and YOU haven't seen it doesn't mean its not out there.
Have y'all seen art of anyone oc's like including self ship oc's with beej?? many of them are sexy and/or have pretty bug breasts (not complaini g btw yall are doing gr8 i love your oc's) or other adult female characters in the show I've seen of art thats sexy of miss Argentina and delia as well as art of them with larger breasts and dressed more "sexy" because that's their character, dress more revealing and prefer to be "sexy". Ive also never been attacked or seen any other "anti" attack a creator for making sexy art or big breasted versions of female characters that are canonically adults in beetlejuice, this includes myself who has openly posted suggestive content of babs even on here infact Ive seen people actually like that stuff they just don't make it themselves so claiming "no one is allowed" to draw barbara sexy or adult content of her is also a huge load.
Not to get too personal but speaking from experience as a person who developed at a very early age i got my first real bra at 7 or 8, had D-DDD breasts throughout middle school and highschool, currently has g-h cup breasts, has been overly sexualized my entire life by people of all ages because of this, and also deals with ALOT of dysphoria because of It am A-ok with representation of women with larger breasts, including suggestive/sexual art of them, women of all body types including their breasts but that's the thing i highly doubt y'all care about large breasted women I've seen the argument when talking about the over sexualiztion of large breasts
"well you dont care about women with big breasts we exist too!"
"Dont erase our body breasts!"
I get it! But its pretty clear this argument is usually only being presented to tokenize us and then someone will draw a big tiddied lady with wide as birthing hips, a dumpster truck ass, back that looks like it son the verge of breaking, and a waist that varies from size skinny to "holy sh*t did all your organs get sucked out???" If yall really care about women with big breasts draw women of differing body types with big breasts, draw them chubby, fat, ACTUALLY curvy, give them stretch marks, a double chin, ect. You fucking cowards say were mysoginists for "not giving barbara big tiddies"
Most of b**tleb*abe adult lydia art looks like a mix of jessica rabbit, elvira, and morticia addams with the same 2 or 3 body types over and over again, infact ive run into plenty of b**tleb*bes art where lydia has either has big tits or like a B-ish cup ("aged up" lydia thats looks almost exactly like her teenage self canon(s)) not really an inbetween but you "totally care about women with large breasts" its not tat you only care about adult lydia to make her ooc, project onto her and make her to sexy goth queen many of us wanted to be when we were young and watched beetlejuice, ship her with beej so she can be his big tiddy goth gf its TOTALLY about ""feminism"" uh huh....
And where has YOUR sexy barbara art been hmm? b**tleb*bes draw so little art of barbara or either maitlands other than to be in the background and react to beej and lyida's shenanigans, or scold them because babes portray the maitlands or way more protective and prude than in canon, and the little art I've seen babes draw of her isn't sexy big tiddy babs. I have at most seen a handful of deetzland fics with adult content including barbara and that's it. Its very clear many of yall care mostly about lydia and beej especially boinking be honest now. So dont bring up our ship or barbara as a "gotcha antis".
And lastly Lydia, i dont think any of us are saying she cant grow up, we literally just think its gross to sexualize a character who is a minor in canon and age her up solely to be with a canon adult. Ive seen "antis" draw adult lydia in a tasteful way and develop her as she grows up because they're interested in her charcter and no one has taken issue with it at all. Lydia in all canons doesnt have big honkers in any canon either, yes minors can have breasts, even larger ones. I mentioned above that was me, and you can have a character who is a minor who looks more developed than others where its not gross and sexualized (jackie lynn thomas from svtfoe is an example, mami from madoka isnt really sexualized in canon from my memory) i think representaion of all body types abd breast sizes is important for young women but lydia isnt one of those characters even in canons where shes 15-17 and going through puberty.
Let lydia be a child jfc, stop being creepy and getting pissy when people draw lyida with the same breast cup in canon and make her look like the average teen/tween she is, that isnt misogyny its treating a character who is a minor appropriately.
The ACTUAL misogyny is over sexualizing and aging up a tween/teen character soley to do the horizontal monster mash with a adult charcter, write her so that she really only cares about said adult character and the spawn that pop out of her from him, she dies young but parents and friends who cares shes got beetlejuice!, Forget the entire life she leaving behind too, and giving her the body of a pixar mom or h*ntai protagonist a majority of the time.
Your performative white feminism is showing.
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pinkykitten · 5 years ago
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Hi! May I please have a ship for Marvel, My Hero Acadameia, Vikings, and Peaky Blinders? I’m 5’7, dark hair and dark eyes. I’m extroverted and very fun and silly around my friends. I’m pretty professional in my job/school and I take things I’m passionate about pretty seriously. I get bored easily but when I enjoy something I tend to throw myself into it and learn as much about it as possible. I like to work out and stay in shape but I’m also very big into reading, writing, and music. Thank you!
5′7 *sigh* i wish i was that tall. you sound dope btw!
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MARVEL - STEVE ROGERS, CAPTAIN AMERICA 
steve is like an old man period thats his life but you are like this party animal. you love to take him out to the city and love to drink with him. you want to see cap turn into either a candy stripper or a crazy political sexy mad man. you always want to see him get out of his box and go crazy. he usually ends up listening to you and getting super drunk where you have to pull his as* back home or he smiles seeing you go silly and being a goofball. he loves to work out so when you go with him you both try to outdo one another. you try to go faster than him but i mean hes a super soldier but he always lets you win. you teach him all the weird modern movies. you tell him and teach him all about the modern life the modern dances and social media. he loves when you take selfies of him and you especially together. you listen intently when he tells you about the war and his life back then. he loves how serious your face gets and you become fully enraptured and you listen and take it all in and you are interested which means so much to steve. he likes how serious you are with missions and avengers, the state of humanity means so much to him so when it means a lot to you he finds it very attractive. he likes how open you are to so many things. 
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BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA - SHOTO TODOROKI 
likes your height a lot and he is always staring at you. he likes how youre always smiling and you find the good in life and you are passionate about school and he likes that you try to learn every bodies powers. he is so quiet especially when it comes to talking about you so you bring out things in him that no one else has. he likes to make mini ice sculptures for you. your so ecstatic to learn about his powers that you make him freeze up ice cream and make him heat up your ramen. he sees your like good in everything. you are sometimes bored of studying and stuff so shoto helps you with school and he likes to chill in your room and lay on your lap or near you. he gets mesmerized by your looks. he likes to play with your hair when you are writing or reading. you dance to your music and he just sits and watches you dance because he is a tsundere and he aint about that life. sees how passionate you are about life and school and that matters a lot to him and he can see that you are serious about this life and that you want this just as much as he does and he can seriously relate and it means a lot to him. 
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VIKINGS - IVAR RAGNARSON
ok ok ok ivar is crazy i know but he hot sorry ok hi...ivar is like that creepy quiet kid that stares at you alllll the time. he stares at you ALL THE TIME! he tries to show you hes intimidating and not to be messed with but you are goofy and do not take him seriously and you tease him. he hates that he cant show you what a true man looks like because he is a crippled but you love him. likes how tough you look and that you dont care what people think you are going to be genuine and yourself, silly and goofy. when no one is looking ivar also gets fun and wild with you especially when he had his cart. he thinks you are probably the smartest person aside from him on this earth. he likes that you try to go forward and farther into creating things to go more smart in the future. you create machinery and are serious in learning new things. ivar though gets into like a shy boi when he is around you. you are somebody that has fun with life and enjoys your friends and he is so stuck up scared and stressed out. you make him see a different side to himself and life. you make life seem fun and with you he does always have fun. you make him smile and laugh.
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PEAKY BLINDERS - THOMAS SHELBY 
tommy is more serious while youre fun and jumpy. you are super into your job which tommy can relate to. sometimes needs your help with writing important papers or just letters. loves to take you on dates and love that you can handle the tough life and make it a great time. his brothers love you. OUR BOI TOMMY THO KNOWS HOW TO DANCE!!! so he always take you out to dance especially to your favorite music. he loves how close you two get. he just cant get enough of you and makes sure he has his eye on you and protects you so he makes sure that his brothers protect you and the rest of the peaky blinders. also tommy likes how tall you are. he likes when you learn about his interests. his kids love you. he just loves your smile and attitude towards life. youre the happiness in his dark depressing dirty world. he is grateful you have entered into his life and he never wants to let you go. 
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arlakos · 5 years ago
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Why Season 3 was a Rollercoaster of a mess. (Spoilers!)
 Oh boy
Oooooooh boy where do I even begin
Lets start from the beginning i Suppose
When Miraculous Ladybug first came out i fell in love with the series. I thought the premise was nice, the characters ok and the story interesting. Well, to be fair I didnt expect much of the story due to being in its first season, but I loved it. The finale was meh (the last episode, not the mid-series Origins story, I watched it on Netflix). I liked the series. I loved the fandom. And i Couldn’t wait for season 2 at the time.
Then season 2 came out
As i started watching the first ep of season 2, it started out strong, answered a question i already knew, but then... it didn't go any further. See, when I expected season 2, I expected the story to be taken up a notch, the plot to become stronger, new and interesting characters to be introduced, and for someone to replace Hawkmoth as the antagonist (bc in my mind, he always felt like a season 1 antagonist to be replaced one season later by the actual main antagonist, and the mayura leaks did not help). 
But it never came. The story remained simple and eventually started to become bland. All episodes were all single-story eps with no correlation to each other other than the characters in them. Every single character in the show that wasnt Marinette had any sort of character growth, and I could take any one of the episodes out other than the first and last two and it wouldn't have any impact. Maybe not all of them, but some.
(This was the same time I learned that all episodes in the series were meant to always be single episode storylines. It was the same time I learned the the shows creator was also an ASS-truc, but thats a story for another day)
So for season 2, I ended up starting to find the show boring and lackluster. Most of the episodes were boring and unentertaining, and aside from a select few, such as the finale, the new hero eps and a few others, the entire season was boring to heck. 
Worse still, Marinette went from an ok nice girl (who was at times a bit of an arse) to a stalker asshole who was at times worse than Chloe. 
(Then again, the first episode of the entire series literally had Marinette have a planner used to track Adrien's every move, so what the hell do i know)
The fandom, however, was still amazing at the time, so I stuck around. The fanfics were amazing at the time and the fandom was still so kind-hearted
Luckily for me, Season 3 would manage to have some much better episodes.
But at what cost.
WHAT. COST.
See, while Season 3 was undoubtedly better that season 2 overall in episode quality, this season was probably also the worst of all 3 at the same time. This season was not only the worst in overall season quality but the one that entirely ruined the fandom for me. The plot was again non-existent and there was still no character development, but they manage to make this season better by making a plotline that required all characters to be an idiot ball, then ditch it at the end just so Thomas could again insult people on twitter.
Lets start with the first episode of Season 3: Chameleon
Sometime before the production of season 2 and 3, Asstruc learned how to write someone as a martyr people would feel pity for that character and want to protect (read: stan) them.
So naturally, Ass-truc would abuse this a lot.
In the first ep of season 3, Astruc would create the worst episode ever made. 
The premise of the episode is that Lila has returned to school and has been telling lies, which makes Marinette mad. None of the class believes her due to everyone being written as an idiot (seriously the someone gotta has google on their smartphones everyone has), so of course, Naturally Mari confronts Lila, who swears to ruin her life before and after an akuma battle which doesnt really matter for this episode, aside from the fact that Lila fully works with hawkmoth because being a bad kid means that working with a terrorist is perfectly reasonable if you can get revenge on the good guys.
So, including the fact Ass-truc reintroduced Lila back into the show as a Chloe 2.0 to making everyone an idiot ball so that the writing could even work, this will be the episode that I will hate the most. And not just for the episode itself. We’ll come to that later. But the point is, this is how most of the season would go:
-Lila: *exists*
-Marinette: *cries* im suffering so much, my life is ruined!
-Fans: stan to the point of insanity
-Me sipping my salt flavored tea: b*tch calm the f*ck down.
Speaking of Marinette, the Miraculous team had already been hellbent on making Marinette more of an asshole, stalkery and creepy and passing it off as cute in season 2, so they decided to fix that by dialing all that shit up to 11. Episodes like Weredad and Oni-chan really showed this, with the former having Marinette Literally manipulating Chat Noir to be stuck in a bad situation just for her own sake, and latter literally having her try to break into Adriens house because Lila is there. All for the excuse that Lila is a Liar and totally not because she is with Adrien, Marinette cant be jealous because Marinetteisperfectandamazingand-
Yeah, she really sucks as the main character. TBH I'm waiting for the spinoff show where Alix and Kim dare each other to do stupid stuff each episode like its MTV’s Jackass, it's gonna be fun.
Now onto the Other episodes!
While I will admit that compared to season 2, there were a lot of good episodes. Gamer 2.0, Feast, Ikari Gozen, Party Crasher, and of course the heart-wrenching Oblivio come to mind. These episodes are amazing and show how good the episodes are when you make sure the garden gnome is locked in a closet somewhere during episode development.
So out of the 26 episodes, 5 of them were really good.
The rest were either kinda ok or complete shit. That's not to say they were all bad, but there were just some parts... at best there was either a part of it I found cringeworthy too much for me to consider it as one of the good ones, such as Pupetteer 2 with its Adrien Statue scene, or at worst all of it was just written so badly, such as the entirety of Stormy Weather not actually being an episode and acutally being just and episode recap.
Now for the plot. Oh, wait, what plot?
First of all, Miraculous never had one. At best it was just a bunch of single-episode stories that Ass-truc wants you to think are connected somehow and somehow all work together as a cohesive story. A lot of the characters in Miraculous Ladybug
You mean the overarching storyline where Marinette becomes a Guardian just because she can pick a hero? Yeah, just ignore the episode where Fu said he had to spend an entire childhood learning how to even be an apprentice Guardian, or ignore the fact that picking a person to be a hero doesn't make Marinette qualified to be Guardian in a slightest!
(If someone literally has to ask me this, ask yourself if a pharmacist is fit to be a doctor just because they hand out your meds.)
What about the storylines about other certain characters in the show like Lila, who the show has been building up to be a villain while casually destroying characters' intelligence to be able to do so? The story about Chloe accepting that she can’t really be a hero anymore and moving on?
Ruined by the Finale.
Oh yeah, the finale.
This season Finale was probably the worst finale out of all the seasons and half the stuff done in the last two episodes did not make sense. I dont want to talk about it much because I want to do a blog post about it later on, but for the sake of the finale, they ruined a bunch of characters, martyred Marinette for the 100th time, and created some stupid plot ideas for the sake of coolness. And by coolness i mean stanning Marinette again and making her extra special. Doesnt matter if it makes a contradiction or makes no sense. Stupidity has won this episode!
To be fair though, all the reasons above aren’t the reasons I hate this season. 
No.
The reason for season 3 being the worst for me is how it had ruined the fandom.
Ever since the first episode of season 3, the fandom has become a cesspool of salt and anger. Character bashing because the class didn't straight up agree with Marinette instantly, Over the top Marinette stanning, fanfics that go over the top crazy, it has gone insane. On ao3 most fanfics of ML that i have seen have been about ‘Chameleon Fix-Its’ where Lila is metaphorically shot with a GAT, ‘Marinette protection Squads’ which basically involve her moving schools because Lila exists, and the Maribat ship that has made my head dent my desk (seriously where the fuck did it come from?!). Worst still, as a result of Season 3, the Adrien hate has started to go crazy as a result of the Chameleon episode and similar eps resulting in Marinette being shipped with Luka (aka the better Adrien as stated by Marinette stans), Felix before the Felix episode dropped, and even Damien Wayne in the Notorious Maribat ship (no seriously where did it come from i want answers!). To put it simple, thanks to Ass-truc all of ao3 is filled with salt fics and no more original and interesting stories.
BTW while i have your attention and am talking about good Miraculous stories on ao3, go read Miraculous Tales by JED1 on AO3 its soo damn good.
To be fair, I myself am angry at the episode, but only because everyone was written to be an idiot ball for the episode to work, and because of the fact Astruc used the episode to rile up the fandom to be almost as toxic as him.
If anything, its the number one reasons why i hate seasons 3 and the reason why it has ruined the fandom for me.
And that, overall, is why i think Season 3 was a Rollercoaster of a mess.
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flowerpowell · 5 years ago
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WIP Wednesday / Sneak Peek Saturday / Six Sentences Sunday / Fanfic Friday etc
Thank you @desiree-0816 for tagging me in these every single week, I didnt have anything at all thats why I never replied but I finally had the time to work on a few things so here we go (even though it’s like thursday lol):
Chapter 3 of Until You Hate Me:
“Wow, it’s so big and oof--” Riley was almost knocked out by a small, fluffy ball that jumped at her.
“Ah, this is Chance, Maxwell’s dog. He must feel you’re a good person because he is never that happy about strangers,” Liam smiled as he extended to take her coat. She handed it to him and when Liam walked away to hang it, she leaned down to Chance. 
“Hey, buddy! I’m super flattered you like me but can you please bite me or start barking at me so Liam doesn’t think I’m good?” She asked and Chance titled his head in confusion. “You see,” she lowered her voice, “I have a mission to complete.”
From Honeymoon Surprise, my Colt x MC one shot set in The Boy Next Door universe ;)
"I can’t believe this is your suprise.”
“What? You don’t like it?” Colt smirked and Ellie narrowed her eyes. 
“You really like to remind me of my lowest point, don’t you?” She pouted and Colt laughed, pulling her closer. 
“What can I say, it was pretty entertaining. But for real though,” he kissed her temple, “I just wanted to do something nice for my wife.”
From my Bloodbound self-insert drabble:
You look around the room but the surroundings don’t tell you anything. You gulp. Has it finally happened? Have you finally been dream-transported to a book you never played?
You risk a glance at the mirror to see what you look like. 
Please, don’t be OH MC, please, don’t be OH MC. 
You remember that face. You’re in Bloodbound. Your heart almost skips a beat when you realize... you never really finished book one. And played only the first chapter of book two, you know the rest only from other people’s screenshots. 
It’s even worse. You don’t remember who you were romancing. 
No, even worse than that. When you tried to play you killed MC a few times in one chapter. You gulp.
So this is how I die...
From my TRR/TRH self-insert drabble:
"What about Savannah?” You ask and see Drake’s eyes widening.
“Savannah? What about her?” He asks and you feel everyone’s eyes on you.
“Why she’s not here? We’re past the point in the book where we learn Betrand had been sleeping with her and they have a son together, aren’t we?”
“HE’D BEEN WHAT?” Drake asks and you immediately regret everything. 
Oh, no. We’re clearly not there yet.
“I... have no idea what is she talking about...” Bertrand stutters and Drake grabs his tie, pulling him closer, his eyes narrowed.
“DO YOU SLEEP WITH MY SISTER?! DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS?!”
“I... Yes, I did, but I don’t know where she is right now and I--” he is interrupted by Drake’s fist. He punches him again and Bertrand falls on the floor. Maxwell runs to help his brother and Liam tries to stop Drake, who’s still yelling at Bertrand. 
You stand still, biting your lip as you look at the scene in front of you.
Oh my gosh. 
I truly am the downfall of Cordonia.
From my first Thomas Mendez fanfic:
“You look beautiful,” she heard a voice from behind her and felt Thomas’ arms encircling her waist. He peppered her neck and shoulder with kisses and she giggled.
“Flatterer! Look out for the makeup!” She squealed and pulled away quickly.
“Don’t worry about Vanessa, love. She’s always bitter, you know.”
“I do, I’m just nervous,” she shrugged slightly. It wouldn’t be her first encounter with Vanessa but the first one after the summer. And the summer was… eventful.
I dont know who to tag because Des usually tags everyone so if you, yes you, the person reading these words right now (btw you look great!) see this, you are tagged. I just tagged you. Yes, you. Do it. 
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