#the OG show was like this but they stopped pulling punches

[blackbackedjackal]

The Proud Family reboot went OFF 🔥

[hamsterclaw]

Fic Library: Yoongi (Pt 1)

My ult bias, it makes sense that there were too many to fit into one list. All of these authors capture the essence of my favourite tsundere king, check these stories out and show them some love.

Pause by @whatifyoulivelikethat. Music producer MYG x reader, domestic abuse. The first time I ever slid into an author's DMs was after I read this, to let them know how much I loved this story. It's unexpected, and profoundly beautiful, and re-reading it now takes me back to where I was when I first read it.

Like Butter by @bonvoyagenoona. Photographers MYG x reader, director KNJ x reader. Set in the setting of a magazine production team, and featuring a very sexy scene with our fave maknae and a scheming Park Jimin.

Countermelody by @bonvoyagenoona. Producer MYG x shopgirl/musician reader. A gorgeously rendered enemies to lovers story that's as much about life, love, new starts, self belief as it is about Min Yoongi and his beanie. IYKYK.

Moonlit throne by @hobidreams.Joseon king Yoongi x reader, historical AU. The seminal Joseon dynasty story told in a non-linear timeline with a perfectly characterised Yoongi and incredible attention to detail.

Three Tangerines by @kithtaehyung. Fuckboy Yoongi x f! reader, brother's best friend AU. 3tan makes it onto almost every fic rec list I've seen, and deservedly so - the dialogue slaps, the writing's sharp and this Yoongi's irresistible.

Bet on it by @minisugakoobies. Quizzers Yoongi x reader, featuring a super competitive reader and Yoongi with a blonde undercut. Hot, fun and hilarious.

Perpetual Datejust by @jiminrings. Model Yoongi x manager reader. A very sweet, romantic read, with a devoted reader and a healthy dose of angst.

Sodium Vapor by @miscelunaaa. Yoongi x f! reader. An atmospheric, wistful read about a chance meeting that also has Em's signature raw honesty.

Man of the year by @raplinesmoon. Single dad Yoongi x gn reader. A sweet, heartwarming read, and Yoongi's relationship with his daughter is adorable.

Look down on me like that by @here2bbtstrash. Co-workers Yoongi x reader, enemies to lovers. There's nothing better than Yoongi being an asshole, and he's written so perfectly here, as are reader and cute and endearing babystarcandy JK.

Teardrop by @hesperantha. Yoongi x reader, road trip AU. I read sometimes just for the pleasure of how a writer puts words to paper, and this is one of those stories - there are so many truths woven into the words, subtle and beautiful.

Moving day (Explicit) by @here2bbtstrash. Yoongi x reader, domestic AU. Sweet, sexy smut involving Yoongi tying up his hair. I repeat, Yoongi tying up his hair. The visual still gives me chills.

Proof by @illneverrecover. Yoongi x reader, strangers to lovers. A confident reader approaches an equally confident, sexy Yoongi with the added bonus of Joon and Jin as supportive besties.

Quiet Kitten by @thatlongspringnight. Professor Yoongi x college student reader - a smutty read with a fiercely sexy, stern Professor Min.

Straight Shooter MYG x reader, cyberpunk AU by @snackhobi. A perfectly characterised Yoongi, a dystopian futuristic setting and a subtle and gorgeous love story that I've read and re-read more times than I can say. The story that pulled me into BTS fanfic that I still have so much love for now.

Punch Drunk MYG x reader, boxer AU by @joonbird. From memory there's an open ending but that hasn't stopped me from re-reading. A troubled Yoongi's depicted so beautifully here.

Greedy MYG x reader, mafia AU by @xjoonchildx. Ana knows how much I love this - this Yoongi breaks my heart every time and I love how the relationship develops between him and reader.

Close Call by @xjoonchildx - a follow up to Greedy that's just as stunning as the OG story. I can't tell you how much I love this. Yoongi's a provider, and he takes care of his own, and there's nothing sexier.

All the wrong places by @mrworldwideshoulders. Yoongi x reader, strangers to lovers, in progress. An intriguingly irritable Yoongi covers the tab for reader at a bar.

Interlude: Sundown by @eoieopda. Part of the Darksided series, featuring Yoongi x reader in an established relationship. Hot, smutty, intimate goodness.

Angel by @sailoryooons. Mafia Yoongi x sex worker reader. I started reading this and couldn't stop - the writing's sharp and riveting and the pacing is perfect. A sexy, smutty, captivating read with a sexy, dangerous Yoongi.

Part 2

[funnypages]

Mostly Spoiler Free Thoughts on Live Action Avatar

Over all im giving the show a 8-8.5/10. Is it as good as the original animated series? No. But I think it is a really good reimagining of the series. The actors and effects are great and I think it captures the core soul of Avatar.

Is it a 1-1 retelling? No. Stuff is merged, moved around, toned down but it hits the same beats.

For example: rather than have an ep trying to get a water bending scroll from pirates, Gran-Gran gives it to Katara before she leaves, it being one of the only pieces of their water bending culture saved in the attacks by the Fire Nation. Additionally Omashu, The Mechanist, and Jet are all combined into one location across 2 episodes to stop the jumping from place to place. Also some episodes that are cut out are alluded to happening in adventures off screen (The Pirates, The Volcano, The Great Divide). They also throw in some things from S2-3 of the OG series and even The Promise comic which were a delightful surprise.

Overall ranking of the episodes: 6, 4, 8, 5, 2, 7, 3, 1

Worried about a lack of humor? Don’t be. Its toned down slightly in some parts but trust me Aang, Sokka, and (unintentionally) angsty Zuko have a ton of funny moments and lines.

Aang is great. He’s I guess a bit less, I don’t know what I would call it manic, than animated Aang but he’s still this fun loving kid who does want to hurt anyone and wants to play with his friends. The actor playing him is going places.

While the world is a bit darker I suppose it works here with Aang. They are really driving home this is a world that has lost hope without the Avatar and the 100 years of war. Countless people are telling Aang that he has to cut himself off from his feelings, be ruthless, not to trust his friends, and he keeps saying NO

Katara I was initially a little worried about because the do pull pack from her a little bit in the first episode and about 1/2 of 2. But as the show goes on she gets more and more focus and she really shines and is AWESOME in the final siege of the Northern Water Tribe. I believe this is actress Kiawentiio first big real role, so maybe she just took a bit of a second to figure how she's going to do this but by the end this is Katara from the show

Sokka is a lovable goof who you feel for thought, trying to be the warrior protector of his village and his sister and doubting himself. Very charming and very funny. For the whole "removing sexism controversy" yes, while they tone down Sokka, if anything they make Master Paku WORSE so don't worry I guess?

Zuko is great they really have that good balance of relentlessly honor driven, sensitive streak, and some unintentional humor. they make use of some flashbacks to show what he was like pre-scar and exile and Dallas Liu I think might be the strongest of the kid actors. Shocking Zuko again steals the show

Suki is amazing in her one episode (similar to in S1 of the animated series) and I love her “This boy is making me feel things….better punch him in the face” initial reaction to Sokka

Azula’s new storyline is great early insight into her. Honestly everything she does is stuff you could buy she was doing at the place during S1. You see just how she is also abused by her father in a different way, and for those worried Azalea’s fire is blue and she does lighting bend at one point

We also briefly see her friends: Ty Lee is adorable Mai is cool and already standing up a bit to Azula

Episode 4 is when the series really kicks of and shows that they can do the humor and the pathos of the OG series. We have Bumi, who is as funny as his animated version while also having a bit of sadness and bitterness of having to fight the 100 year war for so long while Aang has been frozen. He didn't just need the Avatar, he needed his friend. We also get an amazing interaction between Iron and a Earth Kingdom solider who is a veteran of Ba Sing Sei and lost a brother there, that culminates in a flashback to Iron at his son’s funeral, where Zuko comforts him and we hear leaves on the vine playing in the background

Overall I think the show suffered a bit with some clunky dialogue and young still relatively inexperienced actors, but both things I think are easy fixes for S2 as the actors get more experience and the writers don't have to info dump as much

Check it out. I will never be the animated but it is a worthy retelling of the world

[lloydfrontera]

i will never stop being confused about people saying og lloyd was maltreated. like. what the fuck are you talking about. it's not maltreatment if you verbally and physically abuse and harass the people around you and then people start avoiding you and talking shit about you. that is called Consequences Of Your Actions and it's literally the least og lloyd should've gotten for the shit he pulled. like. someone very well could have decided not to take his bullshit and beaten his ass easily at any point. but they didn't. no one ever fucking did. javier is the closest we ever get to that and it was one (1) punch to get him to stop destroying someone's home and business. show me where is the maltreatment. cite your sources. tell me where can i find it. if you're gonna say something with your whole chest please tell me you've at least read the source material and aren't just explaining your headcanons as if they're facts. show me the fucking receipts ajsdhksf

[scrambledslut]

angsty blurb #1

Joel Miller x GN!reader

hi ok so this is probably so ASS but i’m posting my writing for the first time since i was like 12 (OG wattpad girlie here) pls be nice🧍 this is part of a bigger picture/story but i’m still figuring stuff out, i haven’t even written a first draft yet oops anyways enjoy

words: 831

warnings: ??? implied sexual content, non-consensual choking (reader forces joel to choke them?? idk) angst!!!!

A tear betrays you as it leaves your eye and rolls down your cheek, connecting with his skin. He quickly wretches his mouth away from yours and hovers above you with a look of alarm and concern on his face.

“No no no- don’t stop please” You claw at him, trying to make him kiss and touch you again.

“What’s going on darlin’?”

“No Joel- you don’t understand- just–“ you take a deep breath trying to steady your voice.

Bringing your arms around his neck you once again try to bring him down to your lips. “please just touch me” the attempt fails and panic overcomes you again.

You need him to make it stop. You need him to touch you. Want you.

Using all your strength you take the hand that’s stroking your cheek and bring it to your throat. His eyes widen when you desperately urge him to squeeze, forcing his hand to choke you.

“Please hurt me, Joel, please please please– I’ll be good, I promise“ you plead.

Something changes in his eyes then, you can see the second he realizes what’s going on. The warmth and concern previously shown in his eyes disappear in a split second, it’s like you can see the wall being put up around his heart. Gaze turned to ice, he pulls away from you harshly as if burned, while you were left shivering.

“Jesus Christ you’re fucked up.”

His words are like a punch in the stomach, all the air forces out of your lungs. You’ve heard similar things said to you multiple times but somehow you must have tricked yourself into believing that Joel wouldn’t see or think of you like that. You don’t even have a right to be hurt cause what he said was true in the end. How utterly ironic.

Joel starts looking for his clothes, trying to tug them on as fast as possible, stumbling a little when pulling his pants on.

The fear that had been simmering has now turned into a full-blown panic attack, tears running down your face. You scramble to the foot of the bed and reach for him, sobbing.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry please- please don’t leave Joel- you can’t!” you must sound hysterical by the way you’re begging him not to leave you, sobs wracking through your body.

He’s shaking his head refusing to look at you as he pulls on his heavy boots.

The lack of oxygen has you feeling lightheaded but you barely even notice it, too focused on making Joel stay. You grab his hand, bringing it up to your face as you cradle it, and he finally looks at you. But there’s no tenderness or affection, no vulnerability. Just resentment.

“How fucking dare you use me to punish yourself?” His voice is loud, cutting.

A million thoughts are flying through his head all at once. He’s getting nauseous. Was this all it was? All those times?

When everything had started it was just sex, a way for him to get out his built frustrations, and he’ll admit that he was rougher with you than he should have been. But you never seemed to mind, you kept coming back to him. However, this wasn’t just sex for him anymore. You had somehow slinked your way into his heart despite the brick walls surrounding him, you had become everything to him.

Joel always knew you had issues and past traumas but you never wanted to talk about it, and he never wanted to push. He never saw you cry but he could see how it was weighing on you, leaving you tired and jumpy, disconnected from everything and everyone around you. It always felt like you were slipping through his fingertips, never fully there.

He wanted to help, to show you that it was okay to talk about it, so he told you about his life before, about Sarah. About how he barely survived the loss of her. He opened up and showed you all of him, the good and the bad. He told you about the things he was still ashamed of to this day and yet you accepted him. But you never showed him all of you.

So why now? Had you just reached a breaking point where you couldn’t hide it anymore? Couldn’t handle him being tender with you?

He feels so fucking dirty.

You’re still pleading for him not to go and it breaks his fucking heart as he takes one last look at you sitting on that bed, tears running down your face as you shake with agony.

“I- um, I’ll tell Maria to come over, you shouldn’t be alone right now.” He let’s you know before leaving the room and closing the door behind him.

You’re hyperventilating, your chest feels on fire and everything is fuzzy from tears and lack of oxygen. You don’t know how much time passes between him leaving and your vision darkening. All you know is that you’re drowning, water filling your lungs as you get dragged into the deep.

[multifandom-nerds-blog]

One Piece live action spoilers (Ep 1 and half of 2)

So I watched 1 and a half episodes so far of the One Piece live action (I'll probably finish it by the weekend or something), here are my thoughts (esp of the differences) so far:

Luffy talking to the seagull while his ship is sinking, just perfection

I really liked how Luffy saw Zorro in the bar and the whole confrontation with Helmeppo before trying to recruit him. Like, obviously the og scene in anime and manga is legendary, but it not only makes more sense, it is also easier for a more compromised storytelling. In anime and manga you have other people often explaining stuff in monolugues or inner thoughts, which tbf works in those but not so well in live action. Also less complicated with child acting laws since the girl only had one scene here

Also we're getting reminded of Zorro being a pirate/bountyhunter before joining Luffy. Him just being absolutely ruthless apparently and cutting people's heads of, like, yeah you go on. Keep going.

Helmeppo swinging around Zorros sword while butt naked, and Zorro cutting of his hair WHICH IS APPARENTLY WORSE THAN BEING CUT OPEN. That was honestly just gold.

Tiny Luffy is adorable, and apparently he's living in some sort of basement? It's a nice detail cause they never showed where and how he lived in anime/manga before you know who dropped him off with the other you know. Like, he's just living there, and the villagers give him what he needs.

Girlboss Nami

I'm so happy to see Nami punching people with her staff. Her new weapons are great, and she obviously needed more than a wooden staff at some point, but I really sometimes wish she would still go on close combat with her enemies. Like, mix her weapons power with some close combat techniques during fights

Nami didn't have anything to do with Buggy before here. I have nothing to say about that honestly.

GARP FEEDING THE SNAIL

Garp hearing about Luffy from that new pink haired cadet: Please no. Just no.

EVERYONE BEING CREEPY BASTARDS

Especially Buggy with his powers, because it really would be totally freaky irl, so they made it creepy (👌)

Him enslaving the WHOLE town and pulling of a circus show with them? Triple yes. He's freaky. I mean, if later seasons follow his character like the anime he will turn out less freaky and scary to the viewer, but for the people in that world he's always gonna be horrifying

LUFFY SWALLOWING THE CARD. Seriously. Everyone is creepy except Nami and Coby so far. He's no exception. Also that face when he thought he beheaded Buggy. No regret, just baffled

Back to the town: I think that was a great decision. Making clear that pirates are technically still the bad guys in that world. Yes, this is about a group of pirates. No they're not like that, but they are pirates and most other pirates are absolutely ruthless, or mad, or both. And Buggy is mad, ruthless and has some serious ego problems

Morgan is the first sign of a corrupted world government we have in the show and it is somehow more obvious then when I was first watching the anime. Probably because it was the first episodes of over a thousand (I catched up at ep 804 precisely btw) and I watched a minimum of 5 episodes at the beginning. But him in the second episode lying about the events of the first is already showing that the marines are supposed to be the good guys in-universe, but it's also the world government and military. People will lie, be assholes and corrupt

Luffy: Eats a devil fruit, Makino: Please stop destroying my furniture

[steviecrowdude]

Season five of the dragon prince hit me like a truck to the head

SPOILERS

Ok so WHAT

First off, i cant remember if it was the fourth or fifth season that had virin have like, dream flashback shit but DUDE

So epic and cool yeah yeah yeah HEY DRAGON PRINCE STOP HAVING SO MANY CHARACTERS I RELATE TO

first the trans guy whos clearly autistic (dude really pulled out fidget stim toys for his girlfriend like that is fucking adorable)

And then the depressed dude who can only blankly stare at his daughter facing down a dragon (no i dont care that he was literally catatonic ITS RELATABLE)

Also, the grief and depression and desperation at trying to help all the people around you but still failing? Oof, right in the heart

Also THEY CANNOT PULL LIKE FIFTEEN COOL AS FUCKING VILLIANS OUT OF NOWHERE

WHERE DID THE BLOODMOON ELF COME FROM

IDK IF THIS IS MY CASTLEVANIA BRAINROT OR SOMETHING BUT SHE FEELS LIKE SHES FROM THAT SHOW (ive never played the game)

also the whole plot with Janai and Amaya is *chefs kiss* so good

The balance between them trying to just have a normal life while OH YEAH KINGDOM FALLIN APART is so cool

Dont know how it plays into the rest of the story but hey, who knows, next season shall reveal all i hope

ALSO THIS SHOW?? PULLS NO FUCKING PUNCHES?? LIKE

Obviously they cant show like, gratuitous blood and gore its fucking tvY-7 but like WOAH

Jesus Christ they really killed a lot of people very close to the offscreen there like i dont think ive seen a kids movie/show pull that since like the og star wars

(well actually now that i think of it star wars had a lot more on screen death but my point remains)

Dont get me started on Aarovos

I thought yall were kidding (sorta) when yall said the lil bug dude was their lovechild

YALL WEREN'T KIDDING THEY JUST UP AND SAID IT LMAO

the more i think of it the more i feel like Aarovos would do really well on like, ao3 and no i dont really want to explain why

Also dudes hot im surprised he hasnt become a tumblr sexyma- (i get sniper shot with a brick)

[smallestapplin]

Do you mayhaps have more general romantic headcanons for blue aside from the ones in your latest ask 👉👈😳

Anons anons anons, I mean this as platonically as possible, I’m going to kiss both of you and your beautiful brains, thank you, Blue is one of my og favorites.

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💙Blue💙

- Blue is confident man and it shows in his love for you.

- Confidently boasts about you, talks about you, shares pictures of you (and him! But you look so cute babying his Pokémon.) he can’t shut up “yeah I’m great, I’m Blue Oak! Of course I’m great, AND I have an equally great partner to match!”

- Blue suffers from a case of mild aggressive affection. There will be an insult thrown in there, it’s never said nervously either, like he will genuinely look at you with a love struck expression and say just as love struck “I love you, you dense ass.”

- He knows there is a time and place for things like that though, so it’s not ALL the time. But your name in his phone is torn between ‘Cutie❣️’ and ‘🥰Stupid😍’

- If you don’t like these tell him and he will quickly stop.

- Love spoiling anyway he can. Gifts? On it! You’ll have a nest full of plushies, a new wardrobe, pillows, blankets, anything your fixated on, anything! He loves you and wants to show it! Quality time, Blue is a fairly busy guy but he will drop everything if you wanted to spend time together, don’t matter if he had an important meeting, you are his first priority.

- While PDA is kept to the basics, behind closed doors you know you’re getting all the affection.

- Surprise kisses all the time, he will wait until you aren’t prepared and then strike! He hugs you from behind often too.

- Blue usually wakes up before you, so if you have an alarm set he checks for when and turns it off. Your wake up call is him placing soft kisses all over your face.

- if he wakes up without you he will call out for you sounding like a kicked growlithe.

- CUDDLES! In bed that is designated cuddle time, lay on him, he wants to hold you now get over here.

- “Who ever decided to make my partner cry come outside so I can peacefully break your legs.”

- Very protective of you, he is considered a legend so of course he’s popular, it’s why you two have several code words together so you can use at least one in different situations.

- Blue is a little shit, we all know this, this is why you call him ‘my little sour patch’ he hates it but it fits, so he can’t be mad.

- He doesn’t say ‘I love you’ until you two are serious, then he can’t stop saying it, you will hear it everyday no matter what.

- Playful arguments! No these aren’t real arguments, no angry screams or yells, just him yelling that your taste is shit.

- “YOU CAN’T SIT THERE AND TELL ME THIS SHOW WOULDN’T BE BETTER IF HE HAD NO POWERS, YOU CAN’T!”

- “Babe, I love you, but if you throw one more shell at me I’m punching you in the mouth, with my mouth, then supplexing you over the couch.”

- “No I don’t forgive you!” “Why not, is it because I said Dracula is hot?” “No, it’s cause it’s a little humid out-YES ITS BECAUSE YOU SAID DRACULA IS HOT, HOW CAN I COMPETE WITH THAT? HERE LEMME JUST PULL TWO FORGE MASTERS OUTTA MY ASS!”

- He does these solely cause he loves seeing you laugh yourself to tears, it’s his favorite.

- You have looked at him before with a playful fire and went “Sephiroth wouldn’t treat me like this.” Which earns you the worlds loudest gasp and “OH SO BECAUSE I WONT LET YOU EAT A SPOON FULL OF CAKE BATTER YOU THINK HE WOULD?” “Yes actually-wait Blue, please no.” “Nah get back here! It’s right to jail with you!”

- Every event he takes you to he is always seen with the smuggest look on his face.

- There are so many pictures on Leaf’s poketwitter captioned ‘look at this dork’ and it’s blue looking at you like you hung the moon and stats just for him.

- Which he will retweet with his own picture of you sleeping on his chest captioned ‘you’re just jealous I have the best cuddle buddy there is and you don’t >:P’

- Don’t doubt for a second he doesn’t scream at the top of his lungs “THATS MY PARTNER RIGHT THERE!”

- Especially if you fist fight someone or win a Pokémon battle.

🔞18+🔞

- Blue is a pleasure dom, and I stand by that.

- A menace in the bedroom is what he is.

- He will have you folded in so many different positions, cumming so many times. The only thing you remember is his name, but you’re too cockdrunk to remember how to speak.

- He has a decently high sex drive. You can’t just have a quickie with him, he never lets up unless you say the word or give the motion.

- Blue lives for overstimulation, for both of you! He will cum and cum and just keep cumming, what can he say? You feel so good and sound so pretty!

- He especially loves denying your orgasms until you’ve begged enough for him and then he hits you with overstimulation.

- Toys! Toys! Toys! Whether it’s a vibrating butt plug or a vibrating panties, he wants to see you keep control of yourself and sounds, either in public or while he works.

- While loving he can be a bit mean and bullying you while bullies his cock into you.

- Even if you’re riding him, well more like being used as a fleshlight, he still finds a way to give you a mix of praise and degradation “fuck! Such a filthy slut, aren’t you? Aw but your my good little slut.”

- Blue does enjoy collaring you, buys you so many different ones for different occasions and daily wear.

- Not into pet play but he loves having a leash on you.

- Choking is on the table, he only figured out he had a choking kink when someone called him in the middle of fucking you. He was torn between the two but decided he didn’t want to stop, so clamped a hand around your throat and answered the phone.

- Blue does have a reputation so nothing too extreme outside of the safety of your shared home. But he will have you on every surface he can think of.

- Safe words and taps are in place just in case and he stops instantly the second either happens.

- You two could be together for years but if you miss one of his cues (cause you can’t read social cues) it scratches his faint corruption kink. He just loves the idea of his cutie being so naïve about his lustful intentions.

- Loves loves loves fucking you dumb, “dumb and cockdrunk all for me, just like you should be.”

- There is just something about you babbling nonsense while crying out on his cock that gets him going.

- Marathon sex is a give with how he never wants to stop.

- Blue has accidentally fucked himself dumb with you. He gets so drunk off your pleasure and when he is inside you, his mind gets all foggy and it’s like his hips move on their own.

- Has a spitting kink, whether it’s actually spitting in your mouth or on your sex, or licking up your drool from your chin before kissing you.

- Also biting! No he doesn’t like drawing blood, but he loves to leave hickies all over your neck, your chest, and your inner thighs.

- Blue can be very gentle and loving though, he knows some days you just want to feel loved and he will absolutely give it to you.

- Body worship is a must on his list, kissing down and caressing every inch of your skin.

- Praising! He can’t stop praising you, “such a good dear for me, so perfect, that’s it take it nice and easy for me.”

- Loves working his mouth on you, even in softer love making, he can’t stand to not be between your legs at least once.

- Aftercare is a must! He checks in with you before he starts the process, cleaning you up, giving you a bath, praising you the entire time. “You did so well for me babes, my little champ, you were great, I love you.”

- He dries you off himself, gently kissing you as he does so and places you in one of his shirts.

- Brings you a cold bottle of water and lets you rest.

- Cause you can be sure you go to sleep loved and satisfied.

[firespirited]

I have a lot of thoughts on The Sandman but first off a quick heads up: this isn’t “Good Omens but make it goth”. There are bunch of episodes that are light and a bunch that really are not. Please check the trigger warnings as netflix provides none and you will be blindsided if you expect just gore with no violence against women and children.

readmore for length. Quick reminder that I only critique in depth the things that really matter. A middling piece of media gets a meh, a bad gets “here’s what’s naf”, what’s really good and potentially great with a capital G gets the full dissection:

So I’m one of the few people who loves an anthology: any format, any genre! And I think The Sandman would have worked better as a series of stories tied to Dream (despite the original comic having Dream have a growth journey - yes I know it’s not deviating from the OG) I understand most people prefer a character arc, especially when being introduced to a new universe but for me Gaiman’s stories work best as individual stories loosely tied together by a common thread and pack a punch when they come together as facets of a whole (here’s where I stop myself from a full american gods S1 review LOL). I would have much preferred that approach rather than Dream’s journey punctuated by story episodes. As it stands, dude’s a compelling actor, it’s just that the story appears to lag between the time that’s important and relevant to show Dream’s PTSD/long term issues (and the scope of his existence) and the urgency of what’s happening in other episodes. You basically have two timelines playing out: one for contemplation and one for action and when they’re both at the forefront they clash. Binge watching makes your brain want to choose a speed and stick to it. Trust that this actually works better as episodes and let yourself digest each one with a rewatch even if you binged to please the algorithm.

Another thing that was jarring was how much this is a British show with british actors but set in America, someone would pull out a gun or go to get “gas” and wait weren’t we in London, this car has two brits and a rottweiler in it 😂 where am I? I was regularly confused about when and where we were... and the binge watching format didn’t help.

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Skip if you already know that an anti woke review is a symptom of systemic toxic conservatism: I'd like to talk plainly about the reason this show distresses many of the reviewers complaining about “diversity”. They aren’t exposed to that many dark skin black men and women in natural hairstyles, not many brown or asian middle to upper class people, they’re not used to normal bisexuality and gender non conformity on their tv screen because we have deliberately created a very watered down, whitewashed, boxed in version of diversity these past decades designed to tick boxes without being threatening: the black female character is usually lightskinned with eurocentric features, the lesbians are all white high femme middle class, bisexuals basically have a special ‘danger slutty’ way of walking and talking that it might as well be tattooed on their forehead, androgynous characters are lone outliers and ***everyone stays in their lane*** so layered and fluid characters feel like big boundaries are being crossed.

What they’re not willing to say in those angry reviews is: the masc dark skinned black man in a suit was an executive with those dreadlocks and also a former fitness coach who felt fat, was open to bisexuality and not good at sex according to his wife, and they love eachother even though they don’t like eachother anymore. And that’s way too much layering for what’s usually a 2D stereotype. And that’s only one of so many characters. They think the only way someone like that would exist is if they were made up... because they live in segregated neighbourhoods, go to segregated colleges and segregated jobs with hairstyle and grooming requirements where Jada Smith is asking for it by not wearing a wig at a fancy “proper” event like the Oscars... or maybe they have blinkers on everytime they take the train I don’t know. Then they’re also surprised when those “different” people like to live together and be friends together. Go figure.

At this point I assume no-one speaking AAVE is using the word woke anymore because maga/gammon people have taken it and turned it into the new “PC culture” if not an outright signifier of racism and very narrow sexual tolerance. I would very much like an extension that auto blocks any review or article that uses the word woke because it’s always trash, useless sewage clogging up the internet tubes and making places like IMDB or amazon reviews un-usable to the general public. It’s spam that makes comments sections, social media and reviews not just pointless but sickening to wade into. We’re stuck in our bubbles because venturing out of curated moderated spaces is now a firehose of foxnews/terfy outrage because there’s money to be made from outrage and people happy to make these once neutral places into hate swamps. There’s no polarization on both sides: there’s people who want to exist in peace and pitchfork holding mobs who want them dead. It’s exhausting.

/rant

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Ok I’ve talked about the two pacings and use of time, the usa/uk confusion and the good character layering. I’d like to talk about the use of space and scope relating to emotions and I’m having trouble finding the right words. It’s not that the CGI is bad, it’s some very good CGI. It’s just at times the scale felt wrong Hell felt like a wasteland and then a dense trek, then the throne room was clean and cramped but also way too spacious. At times it was very obvious they were filming on a small backdrop made to look big with echo-y sound but the characters lack of interaction with the scenery meant it never felt real. Stuff like that. Just off. The first two episodes are near impeccable: the wind and humidity matches the space, the creatures are real looking. It’s later on that it’s starts to feel mismatched. At the end of ep3 the london addict’s flat felt too roomy, it had clutter but not the dirt and decay, it was a strange quality dropoff.

Then you’ve got what’s supposed to be a big emotional climax for Rose that’s done with a series of dreamscapes being merged and collapsed in CGI and it’s utterly hollow compared to the raw emotion she felt earlier in a small room watching someone fall apart. Her, and our, tether is to the people she loves and the huge set pieces take away from that. I think it’s just not something that translates the emotional core well and actually would pack a far stronger wallop with 6 people sat on folding chairs in a small blank room taking to eachother about the emotional impact of feeling violated that their dreams and nightmares are visible to eachother and blurring with reality.

It’s hard to watch when you know these are character actors who can pull off that kind of riveting raw acting. A CGI hurricane in a vast field does not convey the mental devastation of feeling exposed nor of losing grip on reality. It makes the internal visceral ache into an external visual metaphor that doesn’t hurt. CGI could have been used in a more intimate setting: all of the symbology could have been projected onto people trying to hold on to eachother.

It’s a very interesting contrast with the diner episode which does the same thing with no massive spectacle required, the transgression of saying thoughts is enough to be violent - far before any actual violence happens. These people we’ve come to love being laid emotionally bare with some visual effects and mostly words would have broken me into tiny pieces.

What i’m trying to say is that we dream and feel big but these things are inside: I felt that kid crinkle the little yellow post-it in his hand far stronger than anything in the vivid and horrifying dreams. For me and those I know well, mental illness and half waking nightmares manifest in all sorts of small gestures and sounds of distress, self soothing and self harm, it’s a claustrophobic experience which doesn’t take away from the large impact.

Not really sure how to explain how some story locations and pacing and tone felt too small and others too big for what they were trying to make us feel. The medium of tv and episodes is right, the length of the episodes is right, the actors are very good, the costuming excellent, this is very high quality storytelling, the emotional core is there and yet it’s sometimes at a distance because it wasn’t always given the correct beat and focus at the right time between other beats. If that makes any sense at all.

There is a special cramped uglyness to the comics that makes it scratchy and gnawing: something they’ve managed to capture with the actors closeups but not necessarily with the storyboarding of these visually larger ideas.

[glapplebloom]

Like the one Jaidenanimation played...

Master Research Link

What I’ve learned...

So I started with the three Gameboy Color Games... When I said quick cash grab this is what I meant. It’s basically the same game three times in 4 months. With the only difference being the bosses. And they did this on purpose because Blossom’s game (the first one) references Bubbles' game (the last one). And man, they definitely look as bad as Jaiden explained it.

HIM and Seek looks fun, and has the best sprites for the Powerpuff Girls made by a game company. In fact, HIM and Mojo Jojo sprites I use are edited/reshaded versions of these. And man, this game has a lot of great assets I could really use for the Powerpuff Girls side of GLAB. Meanwhile Mojo Jojo a Go Go looks so so and is a shmup.

Chemical X-Traction has some amazingly good CGI Animations for a PS1 era game. And you thought Pinkie Pie was the one who coined the phrased Baked Bads, but it was Bubbles who first uttered those words. Shame that’s probably the best thing about it. The Load times are long, it’s an arena fighter before it became more publicly known and it doesn’t look fun to play. 

Relish Rampage, their final console game, the graphics reminds me of Dance Pants, except not as artistic. Honestly, I like the CGI cutscenes of the PS1 era game better. So technically the Powerpuff Girls rigged an election in favor of the Mayor. While Mojo mind controlled citizens to vote for him, they took out ballot boxes containing those votes. Then there are Pickled Aliens invading. Other than that, nothing really of note other than Dynamo Suits that does... Something?

I was worried there wouldn’t be anything good from the games, but DANG Gamesville pulled through. HIM basically turned all of Townsville into a video game and brought back the Broccoli Aliens from the Dead. Not only did he threaten to erase Townsville and make it so the girls couldn’t do anything specific, he also destroyed that dimension that all the data was being sucked into. Thank you PC Gaming! 

Princess Snorbucks is similar to Mojo Jojo’s Clone zone, except mostly everything was done in a dream. Still, the cutscenes were pretty good for an educational game. Cartoon Network Punch Time Explosion is basically the plot of Learning with Pibby. Other than that, not much besides fun interactions. And finally, the Powerpuff Girls: Defenders of Townsville is the last Major Powerpuff Game released. It’s based on Dance Pants but you can unlock the OG designs.

And thanks to Archive.org, I found one of the missing DC Comics. #48 has Sedusa making all of Townsville into a reality show so while they focus on being the star, she robs them blind. And when it was revealed the Professor doesn’t watch TV (which is a lie), Sedusa seduces him. The Girls beat her. The second story has Mojo having a garage sale. It's another story that becomes the plot of an episode. Granted, no Gangreen Gang. But Mojo still goes to jail despite stopping the moon from crashing.

Archive also has this presumably unpublished comic for DC... But I don’t buy it considering the art doesn’t match DCs as well as its an issue about the girls being naked (with nothing shown)..

Best Feat I found... 

It has to be HIM destroying that Dimension he was using to suck up all the data of Townsville. It’s basically the proof that he can pretty much erase something fully. If it wasn’t for that, it would have probably been the Powerpuff Girls beating the Beat Alls.

Next Time...

The Movie, original shorts, and some other stuff.

[cap10froggerguy]

Tenth Anniversary recap

So, as my little celebration of the Ninjago 10 Year Anniversary, here’s a little recap of every single season, including the pilots and a few bonuses. I also added totally arbitrary scoring based on my own preferences. Ready? Here we go!

The Pilots:

Local man joins gang to save sister, gains awesome powers and dragons along the way. Featuring the Wise Old Mentor(C) and Generic Evil Overlord(C), as well as FIYAH, the main character with a firey temper, AT-AT, blue guy with motor mouth, Frosty, local “real boy” who is super aloof, and Bucket of Rocks, who is the “leader” and has a personality like a rock. Is that a compliment? You decide!

Choppy animation and okay storytelling, but excellent characterization creates a surefire laugh fest!

0/0, they were trying their hardest, so no ranking for you.

Season 1: Rise of the Snakes

Ninja team angers young and bratty boy, who unleashes snake army. Prophecy threatens to tear the team apart at the seams with contests to prove who is better. Winner ends up being FIYAH’s sister, but instead of becoming The Chosen One(C), young and bratty boy (henceforth known as Green Angst) gets the title. 

Animation is slightly better, and the storytelling style leads to an okay season.

3/13, Room for improvement.

Season 2: Legacy of the Green Ninja

Green Angst gains superpowers, ages up, and beats up his dad, who has become possessed with evil. Plot of Return of the Jedi ensues, dad is good, and everything wraps up. 

Thinking this was going to be the last season, the showrunners pulled out all the stops, and it shows. Good job!

5/13, This makes a good ending.

SIKE

Season 3: Rebooted

Series tries to pick up where they left off. Unnecessary love triangles and robot battles ensue. Frosty dies, totally for realsies. 

The whole atmosphere feels a bit rushed, and about half of the story is there for unneeded drama.

1/13, did not age well.

Season 4: Tournament of Elements

In stunning turn of events, Frosty is not dead. Ninja must battle in hunger games in order for Colonel Sanders to release him. FIYAH develops a crush on his daughter. 

A fun season with quippy writing and tons of lore, it works really well!

8/13, this season ages wonderfully.

Season 5: Possession

Ghosts are a thing now! Green Angst gets possessed, and so the ninja must learn ghost fighting to fight ghosts. Also, FIYAH’s sister (From now on called Water Girl) gains water powers. 

While a neat story concept, the fact that Water Girl has only NOW been told about her powers kinda starts to weaken the story for me.

4/13, could do better.

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Oh, and Bucket of Rocks is a ghost now. But the writers don’t care, so lets move on.

Season 6: Skybound

AT-AT gets a season, where he had to battle a genie pirate while Water Girl tries to be a Strong Independent Woman(C) despite the love triangle fiasco. Season ends up retconning itself out of existence. 

While a good season pre-redesign, some of the story choices cause it to feel a bit drawn out in hindsight.

6/13, a fun season concept.

Day of the Departed:

Bucket of Rocks cant catch enough of a break to get a season, gets Halloween-ish special instead. In it, he becomes No Longer A Ghost. Hooray for... writing? 

There’s not much to say about this one, it is what it is, and for a while, this was the only content we got centered around good ol Bucket of Rocks.

0/0, a ranking of this one wouldn’t be fair.

Season 7: Hands of Time

Angst! Drama! Time Travel! Technology jokes! Old Mentor is dying from Too Many Secrets, so Green Angst must lead team. FIYAH and Water Girl find their parents. I bet that’ll be important later!

The story feels choppy, and leaves a lot of threads hanging. It’s still fun, but less so that what came before and what comes after.

2/13: Guys, you had one job.

Season 8: Sons of Garmadon

The ninja get a facelift, and Green Angst gets a girlfriend! Guess which one is permanent. Evil Ex summons Evil Overlord(C) 2.0, causing Green Angst to loose Green and gain Angst.

The animation bump is stellar, the new voice actor for Green Angst really shines, and the story, while not new by any stretch, is filled with plenty of twists and turns.

9/13, Stellar Season.

Season 9: Hunted

The OG 4 in Mad Max on one hand, while Green Angst and Water Girl resist against tyrannical overbearing ruler on the other. Now with even more daddy issues, inspiring speeches, and of course, ANGST.

The storytelling and atmosphere increases in quality, and the show does a good job of balancing angst and hope. Also, then end is really cool. 

12/13, Great Atmosphere.

Season 10/March of the Oni

Everyone teams up to stop faceless CGI army! Wait, does that count if everything is CGI?

There’s not much to say on this one either. It feels both too short and too fast, and many of the story beats don’t hit like they should.

(6 1/2) / 13, Pretty OK.

Season 11 pt 1: The Fire Chapter

Local team gets lazy, unleashes witch, FIYAH looses fire, Frosty dies again. OR DOES HE!?

Even better animation, and the voice actors are really having fun for this season onwards. It’s one of the weakest of the newer seasons, but the shorter episode time helps every episode pack a punch.\

7/13, Would recommend as a starter season.

Season 11 pt 2: The Ice Chapter

Frosty becomes Frostbite and commits genocide. Is redeemed by power of friendship and amnesia. Let’s move on.

Character development, great moments, and thought provoking storytelling!? This season has all that AND a good grasp on the aesthetic!

10/13, Please forgive Frosty. He didn’t mean it.

Season 12: Prime Empire

AT-AT gets his own season again, enacts plot of Tron Legacy, but better! Also, Frosty becomes a detective.

The obligitory videogame plot is done really well. Lots of fun is poked at videogame mechanics and it makes for a quippy and fast paced season. Just like AT-AT! 

11/13, videogame movie(?) done right. 

Season 13: Master of the Mountain

Bucket of Rocks finally gains own season, proves that he is the best character. Gains a best friend and beats her dad in combat. 

Beautiful set pieces, awesome character development, lore, jokes, and heartfelt moments, I consider this to be the single best season of the newer ones, and possibly even the whole show. 

13/13, amazing season

BONUS!

The Lego Ninjago movie:

Kung Fu High School AU with a dash of Star Wars. Different from the series? Sure. Super fun? Absolutely!

8 out of 10 Meowthras.

Wu’s Teas:

Wise Old Mentor(C) opens teashop. Shenanigans ensue.

10 out of 10, if you don’t laugh at at least one, something is wrong.

[epicspheal]

Smell Ya Later

Alright so it’s time I talk about one of my favorite characters in the Pokemon franchise...that isn’t Leon. If you guessed by the title that I’m talking about Blue/Green Oak then you’re right. 

[Image Description: Gif image from Pokemon Generations Episode: The Challenger. Picture of Blue (Green) Oak in his FireRed/LeafGreen outfit pulling out a pokeball. He’s talking to an Elite Four member who is offscreen with an insufferably smug look on his face]

Ah yes, the OG rival. He was quite the brat in RBGY/FRLG and that’s what many people like about him (in a love to hate fashion) since there’s a huge catharsis factor in being able to beat him and his team down. And unlike most rivals in the series he’s one of the few that can in-game beat you and the story continues (3 times in RBGY, twice in FRLG). Blue provides some of the few moments in the series where a loss actually means something (something that I wish the games would take advantage of more). And of those few times, he’s one of the few that can actually knock your team out as he often shows up in the worst possible moments where your team likely isn’t at it’s best.

He’s also always one step ahead of you. In comparison to most other rivals (bar Wally and Hop pre-Bede butt-kicking) he actually gets to places first and is outpaces you. Then you get the following:

"Hey! I was looking forward to seeing you, <player>! My rival should be strong to keep me sharp! While working on my Pokédex, I looked all over for powerful Pokémon! Not only that, I assembled teams that would beat any Pokémon type! And now! I am the Pokémon League Champion! <Player>! Do you know what that means? I'll tell you! I am the most powerful trainer in the world!" -Blue RBGY pre-champion battle

[Image Description: GIF image from the Pokemon GOTCHA! Music Video. A shot of Blue (Green) Oak) in his RBGY outfit in the Indigo League’s Champion Room. As the camera moves closer to him you see his team po out. His team consists of Venusaur, Gyarados, Arcanine, Pidgeot, Alakazam and Rhydon. As the camera moves even closer to his face, we see that iconic smug grin of his form as he is usrrounded by a Green aura, his Pokemon are surrounded by a green aura as well]

This is quite possibly one of the most iconic fights in the series. Your once friend turned bitter rival actually beating you to the punch and claiming the title of champion for himself. No other rival other than Trace (Hau doesn’t count as he isn’t champion in USUM rather you and him fight to see who will be champion). And Trace by being a friendly rival, lacks the same oomph factor in the battle (I think Trace would’ve benefitted from USUM Hau style final battle personally). You kind of feel bad kicking Trace’s butt. It’s a huge moment of catharsis, however, taking Blue down.

And the humiliation for Blue doesn’t stop there. Something that’s expanded upon more in FRLG is how Professor Oak kind of blatantly prefers Red/Leaf over him. In the case that you lose to him after receiving your starter Professor Oak says “Hmm...how disappointing”. Like sir I know you’re grandson is a jerk but show at least some pride. Like I mean even in the league he comes off overly harsh as we have no evidence that he actually mistreats his Pokemon. Especially when you consider that one of his signature Pokemon is a Pidgeot which stands out in the many gen 1 threats he has on his team. He holds some sentimental attachment to the first mon he caught and that shows he’s not some irredeemable jerk. If anything he’s more self-absorbed than actually mistreating his team. Like take this line from generations “See that? I happen to be an incredible genius” As we see throughout the series, Blue is indeed a brilliant tactician. But the issue there is that he isn’t giving his team their proper dues. But that’s just being self-absorbed. Not like he’s kicking them when they faint or anything. 

"Hey, I heard that! Gramps, what's with favoring <player> over me all the time? I went and collected more Pokémon and faster, too. You should just let me handle everything."  - Blue after receiving the National Pokedex

And then of course the above quote, even Blue can tell his Oak favors the player over him. Ouch. Add that to the fact that he and Daisy’s parents are nowhere to be found you can make the argument that maybe this kid just wants some attention and affection. Considering his name is Green in Japan, and green is associated with envy and you can see how the OG rival is likely just fueled by jealousy that Red has at least one parent still around and has the attention/affection of Oak. Does that excuse his behavior? Absolutely not. But it does contextualize it a lot.

But still being scolded by Grandfather like that so publicly definitely left a mark on our rival. And then comes the Gen 2 games where we see a huge shift in his character:

"Who are you? My name's Blue. I was once the Kanto Champion. Although it was short-lived thanks to Red… Anyway, take a good look around you…""A volcano erupts, and just like that, a whole town disappears. We can go on winning and losing in Pokémon, but if nature so much as twitches, we can be overwhelmed in a second… That's the way it is… But, anyway, I'm still a Trainer. If I see a strong opponent, it makes me want to battle." - Blue at Cinnabar Island HGSS

This dialogue from Cinnabar Island is not something one would expect from Gen 1 Blue. Gen 1 Blue would’ve challenged you to a battle right then and there like he did in Silph Co. But here’s he’s more contemplative (even if still a little salty about losing to Red). It’s a marked change that’s further strengthened by his position as gym leader. He’s taken on a esteemed position and proves to be highest levelled battle for a badge in the games. Yes being the 8th gym leader is not nearly as prestigious as his short reign as champion, but it provides a needed bit of growth for Blue as he learns to deal with losses better (which judging by his dialogue is implied that him losing is still pretty rare showing that he is definitely a powerful trainer). Not only that his Pidgeot which is not only his highest levelled Pokemon, but also knows Return in HGSS (a move that gains power the stronger the bond). It’s quiet character development over the 3 years between the gen 1 and gen 2 games that makes Blue such a good character.

Of course this doesn’t stop there. Over his next appearance in Gen 5 we see him in the PWT in the champion’s tournament (which sidenote one thing that I dislike about Pokespe!Blue and Gary is that they don’t achieve champion status when it’s clear that this is a key part of his character). His winning quote in the PWT is this gem "You're tough, I'll give you that. But there's always someone better. You have to be more dedicated! Smell ya later!"

It’s solid advice, and lacks the gloating of the “Yeah! Am I great or what?” lines you could get from the battles you can lose to him in the early gen 1 games.

[Image Description: GIF from one of the promo videos or Sun and Moon. The animated part is framed by a still with adult Red on the left, and Blue (Green) Oak on the right. The caption on the still portion of the shot says Red and Blue. In the animated part, we see Red and Blue at the battle tree talking to the player character. Red says “... ... ...” with Blue responding “Stil as silent as ever, eh?”]

We see him once again in Gen 7 games as you approach the battle tree, your team weary from facing the Poni gauntlet. His iconic encounter music coming no doubt fills many who ever played the Gen 1 gamess with dread as you remember how many times that jingle played right when you really didn’t need it to happen. Yet this time it’s different, as he actually heals your team before you face him or Red. While some may chalk this up to the games being easier, consider that in this instance this is another sign of how much Blue has grown. Because Gen 1 Blue would’ve forced you into a battle right then.

You know what else Gen 1 Blue wouldn’t have done? Travel the world with Red (okay but seriously when is the Viridian Gym ever open?). Somehow he has made peace with his bitter rival enough to travel to Alola and be co heads of the Battle Tree. Again subtle (and to be fair, I do wish we got to see more of his growth on screen) but major. I don’t think anyone who only played the Gen 1 games would’ve ever seen that coming. But also the fact that he’s considered Battle Legend, second only to Red is amazing. It shows he truly is one of the most powerful trainers in the world, and it’s not just his ego talking.

[Image Description: A still image from one of the Pokemon Masters promo. Here we have Blue (Green) Oak in his Sygna Suit that matches his blastoise that is standing behind him in the stadium]

But then comes Pokemon Masters which I think provides some of the greatest insight to him as a character. We seem him more as a mentor (which is also how we see him in Let’s Go). Which is a fitting end for his arc as he’s one of the best around but he knows what’s it like to be have been beaten down truly.

"Blastoise and I have overcome a lot of tough situations over the years. There were a lot of times when I felt so beat down, physically and mentally, that I didn't think I could keep going. But being in those tough situations would always fire me up. And the joy I felt when we overcome them was like nothing I'd ever felt before." - Sygna Suit Blue Sync Pair Story

This is a powerful quote from him. Again Gen 1 Blue would’ve NEVER admitted something like this to anyone. But you can see he’s shed much of his pride and allows himself to be vulnerable.

“And I guess I don't really mind teaching people, either. I'm better at it than Red is, anyway I can't even imagine him teaching anything to anyone."

And this quote shows him excepting his role as a mentor which I think he’s truly best at. Sure Red is more powerful than him, but the best of the best rarely make for good teachers. But the ones at the top who have tasted defeated multiple times like Blue has, will have an extra bit of wisdom that they can give.

So yes tl;dr Blue/Green Oak is a great character. No other character has been a rival, gym leader and champion in the series. Not only that he’s shown great growth from the cocky brat he was in gen 1 to a powerful trainer and mentor he is today.

[Image Description: A gif of  an adult Blue (Green) Oak in his Gen 7 attire in his VS animation. He’s sporting his signature cocky smirk and doing his iconic 3 finger salute.]

[writemyaceattorneys]

Widget Anon here again!! because I did also want to send in a request ghsndshbfds,, could I ask for headcanons for Athena, Gumshoe, Maya, and Sebastian with a very emotional s/o? (totally not projecting, shhhhh) like, they just see a dog and they're like "yes, my day has been made!!!!" but at the same time if something even remotely sad happens it's just straight tears (real story, was watching spirited away and when chihiro cried in the garden I started crying too hngfhdsa)

You know what Widget Anon, I very much thank you for this because now I can project as well, I COMPLETELY get what you mean and these need to exist so thank you for giving me the opportunity to make these Headcanons exist.

Also sidenote, Gumshoe is actually one of my comfort characters at this point 😭👍 I love writing for this man so much he’s actually just so cool, he is the OG Himbo in this series and he deserves everything good in this world, istg.

🎇Athena Cykes🎇

🎇First of all, Athena Cykes can read people’s emotions plus she’s really empathetic so putting her with an S/O who is also very prone to heightened emotions would make it more likely that she would also absorb those emotions so she’s going to be very compassionate and caring towards S/O.

🎇So whether S/O is feeling absolutely overjoyed over something that they saw that day or bawling their eyes out over a film or something that inconvenienced their day, Athena is going to be right there alongside them, picking up on those emotions and responding appropriately.

🎇Athena would absolutely strive to make S/O happy, especially knowing that due to their emotional sensitivity, when they are happy they are truly at the peak of positivity. So she’d make them lunch and take them out on dates and seeing just how truly overjoyed S/O is in those moments is absolutely worth it to her. If S/O did start to cry due to this kindness, Athena would be there for them straight away. She truly cares so much about S/O.

🎇If S/O wanted to return this kindness to Athena, she too would be absolutely amazed and would be sure to make the appreciation that she feels crystal clear to S/O (although with Widget’s habit of verbally stating how Athena is feeling, she won’t have to do too much in order to make S/O know how appreciated they are).

🎇On the flip side, being prone to more heightened emotions means that when something bad happens, no matter how inconsequential it may appear to other people, it can just really get you down. So if S/O had a particularly bad day and came to Athena on the verge of tears, she’d be so worried about them and would be quick to sweep them up into a tight hug.

🎇You can bet anything that she’ll do all that she can to cheer a highly emotional S/O up, she’d make them dinner, give them a hug while under a ton of blankets on the couch and put a nice film on for them that wouldn’t make them more emotional.

🎇If someone in particular did something to intentionally upset S/O, you can bet that Athena would absolutely tear into them, and if they refused to apologise she would send them flying (hopefully not hitting any bystanders while doing so). “You want to make S/O cry?! Take this you heartless fiend! Hyahh!”

🍜Dick Gumshoe🍜

🍜This man. THIS👏 MAN👏 (Mod Miles approves of Gumshoe very much and sees him as a comfort character 😩👌) He just gets along with everybody and is a massive himbo. I love him so much.

🍜He’s also very sensitive! But he’s also ridiculously loyal to those he cares about so he’d absolutely do his darned hardest to be supportive of S/O if they were very more sensitive to their own emotions.

🍜He’d absolutely make lunches for S/O every day with whatever ingredients he can afford on his salary (it's mostly gonna be weenies and rice) which is already going to be so flattering to S/O, however, if he saved up for a couple of months in order to splurge out on some other ingredients then he can probably expect to have S/O be so overwhelmingly happy when they meet up after work that evening. He can expect a massive hug and an even bigger bunch of “thank you”s!

🍜Another thing! Gumshoe is training Missile the dog so at some point he’d introduce S/O to Missile and it would absolutely make their day. They’d be so overjoyed to see this little Shiba Inu and would be sure to give him a ton of scratches. Fully expect to find S/O buying Samurai dogs especially for him.

🍜Of course though, S/O could be made particularly upset by something, maybe they happened to read something that upset them or watched a film or TV show that turned out to be really sad so they’d naturally go to Gumshoe in a pile of tears, unable to fully put into words what has exactly caused them to just start crying. They can expect to be pulled into a big Gumshoe hug. He looks like the type who’d be really good at giving hugs, he’d even take off his lucky detective coat and drape it over their shoulders if he thought it might cheer them up a little bit. “It’s okay pal! Don’t cry, we can talk about it later if you want to.”

🍜If somebody did something that hurt S/O’s feelings, he’d be pretty angry. He’d ask them to apologise (“pal”) and if they refused to then he’d get pretty frustrated with them and give them a firm talking to, he doesn’t care who it was that made S/O cry, he’s going to teach them a lesson! (If the person who upset S/O happened to be Miles Edgeworth then he can probably say goodbye to that month’s salary 😭😳)

🔮Maya Fey🔮

🔮Maya is pretty childish! Although she’s also someone who is fiercely loyal and who looks out for the people that she cares about. So she is the perfect person who will indulge S/O in positive situations and comfort them when something has upset them.

🔮Maya will do her darned hardest to make S/O happy every time she sees them so S/O will soon come to associate Maya with free serotonin. She’ll take them out for food (Ramen? Burgers? Ramen burgers? All of the above? Who cares!) and will be sure to indulge in their interests, although if S/O is also a massive Steel Samurai fan then fully expect Steel Samurai marathon dates at every opportunity.

🔮S/O might come to her one day and just tell her just how much she makes their day better and start sniffling because she’s just so lovely all of the time. Maya will be sure to pull S/O into a tight hug and tell them that she doesn’t plan on stopping because making them happy is her favourite thing to do. She might lightly tease them for being emotional but she loves every moment of it.

🔮It would be an absolute shock to Maya if S/O came to her while really distressed and upset about something. She’d be quick to drop whatever she was doing and just pull S/O in for a hug before taking them off somewhere private to talk about things. Whether someone had upset them or something that in retrospect might be a silly inconvenience had happened, she’ll reassure them the best that she can.

🔮Anyone that upsets her S/O will soon find themselves facing the wrath of the angry 5ft spirit medium and they will regret every minute of it. She knows when and where to pull her punches in terms of dissing people and she won’t spare anything for anyone who hurts S/O’s feelings 😤

🔮She’ll tell S/O that if they ever want to talk to someone who has passed on, she’ll channel their spirit any time (and for free 👀) if they just want to say their last goodbyes, S/O would definitely appreciate this if they had a family member that they never got to say goodbye to.

🔮Overall, Maya is just a supportive girlfriend who will do all she can to make S/O happy and will be there for them whenever they need her. Maya is best wife 😤👌

🎵Sebastian Debeste🎵

🎵Let’s not lie, Sebastian is probably just as emotional and sensitive as S/O. Their relationship is going to be built on the two of them building each other up and supporting each other at their high and low points. (Mod Miles approves of this relationship)

🎵He’ll do his darned best to impress S/O, he’d probably show off in front of them but would still be very surprised when S/O finds what he does to be really interesting. He’d appreciate that they don’t treat him like an idiot as well.

🎵Sebastian and S/O might go on a walk one day after work and if they see a dog while they are walking, the two of them are gonna be clinging to each other while trying not to freak out about how cute it is. They’d definitely talk about it all the way home and he’d just be in awe at how kind and gentle they are.

🎵If S/O and Sebastian watched a sad film, S/O might find themselves getting upset, so Sebastian would be quick in pulling them into a secure embrace and reassuring them (although if S/O looks closely, they’ll see tears brimming in his eyes too). He might start another activity with them as a distraction if it’ll help and then once both of them are feeling less upset, they’d probably talk about their feelings for a while.

🎵If somebody willingly upset S/O, Sebastian would probably get so frustrated himself! Seeing S/O being upset would be enough to trigger Sebastian’s own sensitive emotions, he’d run up to S/O bawling his eyes out just as much as they are while wrapping them up into a hug. If they happened to be sitting on a couch, he’d have them sitting on his lap while he cries into their shoulder and tells them that it’ll be okay.

🎵The next day, Sebastian would probably go to Miles Edgeworth to get his advice and support to go after whoever made S/O upset. He might not have the courage to do it on his own but if the person that he looks up to was there too, he’d feel a lot more courageous. “Hey! You-you leave S/O alone, I won’t let you hurt them. Apologise right now!”

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Dream Daddies

Summery: Reader had a bad experience and her daddies help her through it!

Warning: ONLY 18+! Violence, angst, smut, fluff, swearing, polylife, dd/lg relationship, degrading, oral, dirty talk, p in v, d/s relationship, mention of subdrop, subspace,  

Parring: Chris Evans x Plus size Reader x Henry Cavill

Word count: 5,466

A/N: Omg! You guys are seriously the best!! Thank you for the follow, likes and interaction. I appreciate every single one of you. As a little thank you, I got a One-shot for you. (Okay it’s really a long-shot, because I can’t control myself ;))It might be something I would add to from time and time again, when my mood strikes ;)Here it is, my first one-shot, based on a absolutely wonderful dream I had! Not beta’d, so all mistakes are mine. Don’t own any pictures in the header

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Dream Daddies

"Hey.. stop for a moment"

I turned around to see a rather tall skinny man in his late 40s with frizzy hair came jogging over to me.

"Uhm yes, can I help you?" I looked at him and then around me since I was getting a weird vibe from him already. 

We were standing in the corridor just outside my apartment. I had never seen the man before in my building and it gave me a slight chill up my back.

Maybe he's visiting somebody in the building, I thought.

"Ah yes you can actually. I'm new in the building you see, just moved in 34C over there. He pointed to the door slightly across from mine.

"Oh. Well welcome to the building" I began fiddling with my keys

"Thank you sweetie" 

I slightly scrunched up my nose at the nickname 

"I was just wondering how much?"

"Excuse me?" I really didn't get the question

"Well you see.. I've been watching you, and I know one when I see one, so how much?"

He came closer and closer to me as his words got lower. I immediately backed up but suddenly my back met the wall beside my door

"I'm sorry sir, but I really don't understand what you mean. If you will excuse me…"

As I turned trying to get away from him, his arm came up and blocked me, while his other hand touched my waist

"Come on.. don't play coy. I've seen you with two different men, and I heard the noises from your place. So how much? Can't be too much for a fat girl like you"

I began shaking and my eyes became cloudy with tears 

"Sir, please let me go! I'm not what you think. Please let me go"

He just grinned a slimy smile and began moving his face closer to mine. 

A loud sob came from my lips as I stood frozen in place, but as soon as I felt his breath on my neck, it was gone again. I opened my eyes to see that he was gone. I blinked a few times and began looking around, as I heard a grunting noise. To my right I saw the creepy man laying on the ground and a big hulking body looming over him. A body I recognized.

"Chris!!!! Stop!"

My boyfriend Chris was in the midst of punching the guy. I quickly went over to him, trying to make him stop. As soon as he heard my voice and felt my soft touch on his body, he stopped mid swing. He looked at me with wide crazy blue eyes, that softened immediately at the sight of me.

"Chris, please stop! Let him go. I just wanna go inside! Please!" 

He scanned my features and saw the evident distress, before taking another glance at the douchebag on the floor. He lifted him by the collar of the cheap shirt he was wearing.

"If you ever as much as cast another glance at my baby I will fucking murder you!" 

The man just sobbed and nodded heavily. As soon as Chris got up and let him go, the man scrambled back to his apartment. In one swift move Chris was on me, checking frantically my face, body and everything for signs of hurt og injuries. 

"Are you okay baby? Did he hurt you?"

I just shook my head and began crying while nuzzling into his neck. He quickly picked up my thick body and made swiftly his way to our apartment.

Once inside he navigated around the two happy jumping dogs before he placed us on the sofa, with me sitting in his lap with my face buried in his neck,  quietly crying. Both Kal and Dodger came over and looked at us with tilted heads and small whines.

"Shhh.. baby! It's okay. He's gone now. It's over! He won't touch or even look at you again."

He rubbed slow circles on my back and placed small kisses on my head.

"Mommy had a bad experience so go guard the door boys." Both dogs nudged softly at my leg before making their way to the door.

"I'm just gonna call Henry okay?"

I just nodded as I kept my face in his neck, taking in his sweet scent that always calmed me down. I could feel him shifting, trying to get his phone out of his pocket, before settling down again, and one hand continuing the small circles on my back.

"Yeah hey man. You need to come home ASAP. Why? Well I found some creep trying to feel up y/n in the hallway and well if I hadn't shown up when I did….Yeah I know man!... Don't worry he would be a fool for trying anything! Trust me!"

I could vaguely hear Henry's voice on the other side of the call.

"She is somewhat okay. I'm just trying to calm her down, but I really think she needs you here too…. Yeah… I know.. Great, see you in a bit."

Chris hung up and placed a kiss on my head again as his other hand began caressing my thigh.

"Is he coming?"

My voice was small and cracked as I sniffled and looked up at Chris, meeting his kind blue eyes.

"Yeah, he's dropping everything and making his way home now"

I just nodded and placed myself back in my little nook. 

I have no idea how long we sat there, but as soon as we heard the keys in the door we both lifted our heads to see Henry storm through the door before slamming it shut, making both dogs jump up and bark before realizing who it was.The loud noises made me jump slightly and Chris' grip tightened around me to show me I was safe. When I saw Henry I began crying again and in a split second he was around me. We shifted so I was now curled around him instead of Chris. Henry was sitting on the floor with me in his lap.

"My baby! You okay? Are you?" Henry's voice was laced with concern and I just gave a small response of "yes I'm okay Daddy"

Henry hugged me tight with his arms around my waist, and Chris gently patted my head.

"Babygirl, would you like a bath? With some nice bubbles?" Henry asked after a while

He felt my head nod yes in response.

"Chris, why don't you start that and I'll bring our girl in there."

"You got it! Baby, do you want the strawberry or the vanilla bath bomb?"

Chris' voice came softly next to me. I sniffled and turned my face to look at him. When our eyes met he smiled at me

"Strawberry please Daddy"

"You got it baby!" He kissed the top of my head before disappearing into the bathroom.

Henry shifted as he tried to stand up with me still wrapped around him

"Umpf, up we go baby. Are you still good?" 

A small yes came from my lips with a little sniffle to follow.

He took me to the bathroom and placed me on the counter. I could hear the water filling the bathtub and smell the sweet strawberry. 

"Darling I need you to let go of Daddy now, so we can get you ready for the bath." Henry's deep voice made me warm all over and per usual I did as he told and loosened my grip around his neck.

"There we go. Such a good girl"

My heart swelled with the praise and a small smile grazed my lips

"There she is. Our beautiful girl"

Both of them stood in front of me and smiled at me with nothing but love and care in their eyes. 

"We love you so much baby!" Henry placed a hand on my cheek softly caressing it and Chris placed a hand on my knee drawing small circles on his thumb.

"I love you too Daddies!"

They kissed each of my cheeks and made me smile.

"Let's get you ready for that bath" 

Chris returned to the tub and Henry went to grab the bottom of my turtleneck, but I quickly pulled down on it as to keep it on

"What's the matter baby? You know you gotta take of your clothes so you can get in the nice bath Chris made for you"

I blushed and looked down in my lap

"I know Daddy, it's just… " I began gnawing on my lip

"What baby, you can tell Daddy"

Henry looked concerned when I stared at him, and saw Chris come into view

"I wanted to do something nice today for you, a little surprise. But that man…" my eyes began welling up again and tears fell down my cheek

"Oh shhh.. easy baby! It's alright. The bad man is gone"

I nodded in response

"What kind of surprise were you talking about sweetheart?" Chris bent down to meet my eyes and gave me a cheeky grin, which I couldn't help to giggle at.

"I just.. " I tried to hide my face by looking down at my lap. A finger under my chin lifted my face to my two Daddies who had a smirk on their faces

"I put on something… naughty.." I blushed under their stare and fiddled with fingers.

They both chuckled at my shyness

"Naughty huh?" Henry looked at Chris with a glint in his eye. 

"Why don't you show us, baby?" Chris asked.

I jumped down from the counter, and immediately felt small standing in front of the two large men that towered easely over me. 

I pulled down the zipper on the back of my dark blue knee length skirt that flared around my hips and as it felt at my ankles, I pulled off my black turtleneck. The disregardment of my clothes revealed a sultry lingerie piece across my voluptuous body.

It consisted of a cupless bra with black and burgundy coloured lace details under the wire and around the boobs. A pair of crotchless panties with the same lace details curved around my mound and the backside were only to black strings that curved around my big butt. As an extra layer there was a black choker that had a string that ran between the swell of my breasts and went to a band around my waist and then proceeded to go into two garter belts at each thigh. 

I stood there fidgeting with my fingers and swaying with my hips, before casting a glance at my two Daddies. A loud huff came from Chris and a deep growl from Henry as they took in the sight of me. Their pupils were completely dilated and scanned every inch of my curvy body. 

“Ahem.. whe.. *cough*.. Where did you get that baby girl?” Chris inquired with a lifted brow

“Well.. I got it online a couple of days ago. Do you like it?” I looked up at them with big eyes and a nervousness ebbing from me since I wasn’t sure if they liked it.

“Yeah…” Chris answered breathlessly and licked his lips while keeping his gaze on my boobs that was spilling out of the cups

Henry just stared at the piece before looking me in the eye. 

“Darling… you look absolutely ravishing.” Another deep growl came deep from in him “But as much as I would like to completely wreck you while wearing that...and trust me I think we both would” 

Chris nodded eagerly with a hand that palmed his growing erection 

“Tonight is not the right time, okay? Something very traumatic happened to you not long ago, and I’m scared that if we do anything naughty you might drop”

Their stares and Henry’s deep voice and words had given me goosebumps all over and I could feel my juices beginning to leak

“But Daddy…” I gave him big puppy eyes in hope of changing his mind since I was now severely turned on by their response. 

“No my love. But I do want you to save this for another good time.” He winked at me, but I could hear by the tone of his voice there was no room for negotiation, but that didn’t help a small pout forming on my lips

“Aw dude! She’s killing me right now!” Chris exclaimed while throwing his hands up and turning around towards the bathtub.

I gently peeled the intricate underwear off and stepped towards the bath. Henry held my hands while I slowly sank in the perfectly warm water and soon I was fully submerged in the strawberry scented water. My head peaked just above the big bubbles that Chris had made and I felt like I was sitting in a cloud, a thought that made me giggle out loud.

They both looked at me and couldn’t help the grin across their faces.

“What so funny baby girl?” Chris sat on the edge of the tub.

“It’s like I’m sitting in a cloud! Tihi”

“Yeah it really is. The prettiest cloud I have ever seen” He leaned over and gave me a kiss. I took the opportunity to take a handful of bubbles and place it around his face, giving him a big white Santa like beard, which made me burst out in laughter. 

“Oh you think you are really funny huh sweetheart?” 

“Ahahaha Yes I really do Daddy”

“Oh you are so gonna get it” He lunged his fingers under the bubbles and began tickling whatever part of me he could get his hands on.

“No Daddy! Help me! Nooooo!” I squealed and thrashed about, making the water and bubbles splashing everywhere. 

Henry couldn’t help but chuckle

“Sorry baby, you did this to yourself” 

“Noooo! Daddy help!! It’s too much!” I almost screamed while laughing and Chris was just enjoying the playful torture he put me through. 

After another minute or so, Henry told us to stop, which I was eternally grateful for, despite him saying it was not to help me, but because of the mess and because this was meant to calm you down and relax you. 

“But Daddy, it’s okay. I’m rather good now”

“You say that now, but I know that in the middle of the night your pretty little head will start worrying and you won’t get a good night sleep because of it” 

Henry placed himself on his knees beside the tub, bringing a hand to cup my face. 

“Why don’t you sit and relax while Chris fills more water in it since he spilled so much of it and I will get you something to drink. Okay?”

“Okay Daddy” 

He placed a soft kiss on the top of my head, and patted Chris on his shoulder before leaving the room. Chris gave me a wink before filling the tub with fresh warm water.

“Uhm Daddy?”

“Yes baby girl?”

“Could you maybe light that good candle? You know the one that smells like fresh linins?”

“You got it honey” 

Chris got up and went to find the candle and a lighter.

As I sat comfortably back in the big tub and played absentmindedly with the puff of bubbles that surrounded me, my thoughts began to drift.

Thoughts about my love for my Daddies, how they loved me. 

Thoughts of our time together and time apart. 

Thoughts of doubt when people scrunch their noses at us, especially me.

Thoughts of nasty men thinking I was a hooker.

Thoughts of how he might be right.

Thoughts of how I didn’t do anything in this relationship beside being a sextoy

Thoughts of how my Daddies hated me

Thoughts of how disgusted they thought I was

Thoughts upon thoughts upon thoughts

“I didn’t know what you were in the mood for darling, so I brought your favorite soda and some water, and also got you some gummy…” Henry stopped in his tracks when he saw me looking at him with tears running down my face and my bottom lips wobbling as I sat amongst the bubbles crying quietly

“Oh baby girl! What’s the matter?”

I began hiccuping as sobs broke loudly through me, which made Chris storm into the room with concern all over his face.

“What happened?” 

“I don’t know, she was just sitting here crying when I came in” Henry began rubbing slow smoothing circles on the bare skin on my shoulder and Chris quickly came beside him and found my hand beneath the bubbles to hold.

“Baby girl, can you tell us what made you so sad?”

I cried some more but began to take some short shallow breaths, before getting wide eyed because I couldn’t get proper air in my lungs. Chris quickly recognized the signs of my panic attack and placed gently my hand on his broad chest before placing his on mine

“Easy girl. Breathe with Daddy. Come on. You got this!... One…” He took a deep breath and I looked scared at him but tried to mimic the breathing from him

“Twooooo… good girl!” 

The praise calmed my nerves 

“Aaaaand threeeee” As I exhaled with him and he could feel my heart rate falling down he gently kissed my knuckles before caressing my cheek.

“There she is, there’s our baby girl” 

I looked at them both, still with tears filling my eyes and gave them a small smile.

“Such a good girl” Henry praised “Is that a bit better?”

I nodded in response

“Wanna tell us what that was about?”

“Okay...” 

I took another deep breath before continuing

“I just began thinking about how much I love you. I love you so much. But then the thoughts went to a bad place. How people don’t like me being with both of you. How people think you deserve better. Then, I thought about what that man said… and how he might be right”

“Wait a minute… What did the man say?” Henry looked curiously at me, before looking at Chris

“I didn’t hear anything, he was just trying to feel her up when I got there so I saw red” 

Henry just nodded before looking at me again

“What did he say, baby girl?”

“He… he wanted to know how much…” I looked at the puff of bubbles in front of me

“He said he knew one when he saw one… and that it couldn’t be much because….” I wiped some snot from my nose with the back of my hand “Because I was fat”

A soft sob came through me as I began crying again. Henry was quick to place a kiss on my head as he continued rubbing soothing circles on my back. 

“Shhh… baby! None of that is true! The only thing that is true is that we love you so very much! We love you so much!!” He placed a gentle kiss on my cheek 

"We love you! Every inch of you! We wouldn't want you any other way! Believe us! Fuck what every body else thinks! They are just jaloux that we got such a fucking babe as our girlfriend! And for that sleeze ball in the hallway. He can't even get a lady without paying one. So don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth. And we will make sure he gets thrown out. Nobody touches or make our baby sad!"

Henry nodded eagerly at Chris' words and I just stared at them with big eyes and tear stained cheeks. 

"I'm so lucky to have two Daddies that love me. I can't believe my luck sometimes!"

"Well you better, because you are stuck with us"

"Oh the best place to be stuck! Between my two Daddies"

They both groaned at that and we all began laughing. 

After the relaxing bath where they both took turns massaging variering limbs of mine and telling me sweet nothings, I finally let them take me out. Henry wrapped me in a big fluffy soft towel and patted me dry. 

We then found ourselves on the couch watching a movie while eating some chinese takeaway. Afterwards my head found its way to Henry's lap and my feet on Chris lap. 

"Mmmhmm" I couldn’t help the moan from my lips. 

"Are you comfy sweetie?" Chris squeezed my feet

"Very much!" 

I nuzzled closer to Henry and Chris, and soon sleep overcame me. 

In my somewhat sleepy state I heard muffled voices, the deep rumble of Henry and the soft boston accent of Chris talking over my sleeping form. About what I could not tell, the sleep drew me too deep.

When I woke up I laid in our comfy bed, sandwiched between my two Daddies. My head was on Henry’s chest, that slowly rose and fell with his slow breathing, and Chris spooning me with his strong arms wrapped around my thick waist and one hand cupping one of my breasts. I couldn’t help nuzzling deeper into their embrace and inhale their combined scents. 

After a while I could feel my bladder being full, so I made my way stealthily out of the cocoon and went to the bathroom. 

Then I found one of Henry’s shirts and pulled it over my naked body, and then cast a glance at the two massive bodies in my bed, before deciding to make them breakfast for being so good to me yesterday. 

The music in my headphones were blaring and I swayed my lucious hips as I flipped another french toast on to the growing stack of sweet bread. The two dogs were laying closely to the kitchen, watching my antics and hoping for a snack, which I of course supplied. 

I twirled around to see if the coffee was ready in the french press and then placed some berries in some bowls.

I didn’t see both of my Daddies in the doorway, just watching me as I danced around in nothing but Henry’s white shirt that was only buttoned with 3 buttons and some knee high socks. But in one of my twirls to the music I spotted them, and it scared the shit out of me, making me shriek and pull my earphones off.

“Holy shit! You scared me!!” I laughed as I skipped my way over to them

“Language” Chris said in his best Cap voice, which made me giggle. 

I placed a big kiss on each of them, and both of their hands began to wonder on my body as I stood between them

“No.. no.. it’s time for breakfast!”

“You made breakfast for us?”

“Uhuh… so take a seat I’ll bring you everything…” When they didn’t make any moves I gave them my best scolding face “Quickly, before it gets cold” 

They couldn’t help chuckling at my command and with another glance over my body, they sat at our dinner table.

“Wow baby, you went all out. It looks delicious” Henry praised me, and as I placed the last bowl of berries on the table, I sat in his lap with a big grin

“Thanks Daddy! It’s just to say thank you for being so sweet to me yesterday” I kissed his cheek.

“Aw that’s nice, but you didn’t have to. We were just doing our job as your Daddies sweetheart.” Chris grabbed me and pulled me onto his lap. I waved my fingers through his hair

“I know, but still wanted to do something for you. I love you both so much” I looked at Henry and then back at Chris

“We love you too” 

“With every inch of our being” Henry stated.

I blushed and looked down at my lap, before getting up and taking a seat at the table

“Now, dig in. I hope it’s any good”

“I’m sure it’s absolutely perfect just as you are” Henry placed a kiss on my lips, before grabbing a pierce of french toast.

The breakfast was filled with laughter and comfortable chatter as we enjoyed the cozy morning. Over the course of the meal, I ended up in Henry’s lap and with my feet in Chris’. Henry fed me a strawberry and as I took a bite of the juicy fruit I locked eyes with him and made sure to lick some of the juices off his fingers that held the berry. He groaned at the sight of me and his hand on my thigh squeezed tight.

“Does it taste good baby girl?” Chris asked, and I looked at him with a sultry stare while one of my feet pressed slightly down on his crotch. 

“Mmmhmm.. Taste so good Daddy” My voice sweet and almost moanful

A finger on my cheek pulled my face towards Henry and when we locked eyes, I saw his pupils were completely dilated and then he crashed his lips to mine. The kiss was needy and rough, and soon I felt his tongue ask for entrance, which I gladly gave him, and soon they danced in a twirl of passion. I felt two hands making their way up my big thighs, and a hand in my hair while a fourth one buttoned up the shirt, revealing my naked form underneath

“Shit, baby! You are so hot like this” Chris' voice broke the silence and I pulled back from the kiss, to look at him and give him an equally lust filled kiss. Henry’s lips found their way to my back and began peeling of the shirt

“Fuck! I need you baby!” His large hands grabbed my waist and pulled me away from Chris, much to my dismay that was voiced with a mewling sound.

“Clear the table” Henry commanded Chris, who quickly slid the plates and bowls further up on the table with a force that made some of it fall to the floor with a crash.

Henry lifted me and placed me on the big wooden table, and began his onslaught of wet kisses down my neck, shoulder, chest - where he massaged my breasts with eagerness before licking a hardening nipple and then continuing his path down my body. I moaned at the sensation and my hands made grabby gestures towards Chris

“What baby? You want some of Daddy? Want Daddy to touch you?” Chris said in a mocking tone. I looked wonton at him and pouted while nodding yes

“Ah ah! I need to hear you say what you want baby? How else am I to help you?”

“But DaddyyyYYyyy” I almost screamed as Henry was already between my thighs and had licked a broad stroke up my slit. My hand immediately flew to his hair and my back arched off the table.

I looked at him and his eyes shone back at me with mischief as he pulled my hand out of his hair and gave it to Chris, who quickly took the hint and placed both of my hands above my head in a tight grip.

“Tell us baby. What does our baby girl need?”

I tried to pull my arms to me in hope of touching my Daddies again, but to no avail.

“I want… Oh my god!”  my eyes rolled back, as Henry had found my clit and began sucking on it, which shot waves of intense electricity up my body.

“Come on baby… tell me” Chris’ voice was low and deep and right by my ear, making my senses go into overdrive.

“I want your dick Daddy. I want to taaaaaAAAaaste it” Henry thrusted a finger into my tight pussy and began licking circles around my clit.

“Such a good girl” Chris praised me

He let go of my wrists so I could take out his cock, all the while he began fondling with my boobs. As his big thick cock sprung free I couldn’t help licking my lips, which Chris noticed

“So needy huh? So needy for Daddy’s cock in your mouth”

“Yes Daddy” I answered quickly before licking the precum on his red hard tip. 

“Ah shit! Yes that’s it baby. Take it!” 

Chris kept the assault on my chest and I began bobbing my head down his length while taking him deeper and deeper. 

I was so caught up in the moment of sucking one of my Daddies cocks I didn’t notice the other had stopped eating my pussy out. 

Only when I felt Henry’s thick bulpos cockhead piercing my tight channel, I pulled Chris out of my mouth to let out a loud moan

“Fuck! You are always so tight baby! Gripping Daddy’s cock so hard! You love this, don’t you? Being filled up by your Daddies”

Just as I was going to answer him, Chris thrusted his big dick down my throat, which made my eyes wide and roll back.

Henry then began thrusting his huge cock in and out of me, making me moan around Chris. 

“Shit, that’s it baby! Take it!”

“I love this pussy so much! And look at those fucking big tits! Arrh” Henry grabbed hardly at my boobs and squeezed them as he fucked me harder and harder up the table. Chris began facefuckin me with a hand on the back of my head. 

I just took it! Enjoying the feeling of my Daddies taking what they needed of me, using me. 

With each thrust of each big cock, I could feel my walls tightening and the coil deep within me beginning to wind tighter and tighter.

Henry felt it and one of his hands found my clit and began rubbing it. 

“That’s it! You are our little slut, aren’t you? I can feel your pussy wanting to cum. Wanna cum on Daddy's big dick, huh?"

I tried to respond by nodding while Chris fucked my face.

“Look at our little whore, trying so hard to answer with her mouth filled with dick.”

They both went faster and faster, groaning and moaning profanities while I just mewled as I took everything they gave me. Henry thrusted a bit upright and hit the perfect spot within me and combined with the rapid moment on my clit, I could feel my coil about to snap. I quickly removed Chris’ cock from my mouth, before almost screaming 

“Can I come Daddy? Please? Can I??”

Henry and Chris looked at each other before both in unison said growling “YES” 

Henry pumped his cock in me and as the walls of my slick pussy tightened in a vice like grip, Chris took his dick in my mouth again before brutally facefucking me holding my face in place with his large hands.

With their rough mistraitions I felt the snap from within. Everything went tight and a white light filled my vision as I moaned around Chris, which made him shoot his big load of cum down my throat and Henry snapped his hips so hard as he filled my sore fucked out pussy with his warm seed. 

I swallowed Chris' orgasm and when they both pulled out of me, I couldn't help the whimper that left my lips, both out of soreness but also of sadness of the loss of their warmth filling me.

A hand came to caress my hair and a soft sensation was felt on my forehead. I fluttered open my eyes to see Chris standing over me with a look of absolute love and care.

"Hey baby… you okay?"

"Yeah… in absolute heaven"

I gave him a goofy grin

"Okay..  somebody still in subspace" 

Henry's deep voice came from between my legs, where he stood gently massaging my thighs before his arms came under me and cradled me into his chest

"You are so big. I love you sooo much!" I tilted my head backwards and looked at Chris upside down

"And you tooOooO" 

Chris couldn't help laughing at me and placed a kiss on my chin, making me giggle again.

I felt the softness of our bed under my body, as Henry placed me down, but I held tightly to him not letting go.

"Darling you need to let go so Daddy can clean you up "

I hmpf'ed and shook my head as I buried my face in his neck. 

"Baby…"

He tried again, but as I just held on tighter, he just sat down in the bed with me curled in his lap.

"Okay then. Let's just relax my sweet"

I looked up at him with big eyes and gave a big smile, while my hand caressed his cheek.

He took it in his and placed a kiss in my palm

"I love you Daddy" 

I felt the bed beside me divit and then another pair of hands touched me, and as I looked over I saw Chris looking lovingly at me.

"And I love you too Daddy!" 

“We love you too baby girl”

I looked at both of them, seeing their faces filled with love and satisfaction, I felt so blessed and happy to have my two dream daddies!

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[myhaikyuuacademia]

Behrad Tarazi x reader

Summary: based on 6x09 Warnings: Behrad says “damn girl” when referring to reader A/N: this is quite short and not explicitly romantic (though with intention of reader having a crush on him which is definitely there in between the lines) but I just didn’t know what else to write lol, maybe I’ll make a part 2 when I have an idea

Gus-Gus crashing Behrad’s favorite tv show led to some... changes in Behrad’s behaviour. Astra seemed to like those, you on the other hand did very much Not. Did you practically spit out your drink when he first walked in with Nate’s hair pomade? Yes, but that’s not relevant. You were really scared that he would be stuck as Business-Behrad and you were already missing your Behrad. Being stuck with this weird Behrad version and Astra was not something you enjoyed. “Jesus, stop flirting please would you?! We need to fix this.” You were definitely getting a headache. “Don’t be such a buzzkill. Don’t you think he looks so hot now?” Astra smiled at Behrad. You just rolled your eyes, wanting to get this over with. “Come on, let’s go talk to Imran’s brother.”

Yeah, capitalism!Behrad totally blew that talk. God, he was getting more annoying by the second. In the end, Zari put a stop to it and put him in time-out. You were staying with him, why you didn’t know. Okay maybe you did. You were waiting for the real Behrad to come back. Keeping an eye on his evil doppelgänger in the meantime. “Why are you so.... bitchy?” Woah, he did not just say that. You whipped around. “That time of the month?” You were ready to punch him. He might look exactly like Behrad, but damn that wasn’t him. “I’m ‘bitchy’ because you’re a piece of shit and I want my Behrad back.” He raised an eyebrow. “your Behrad?” Shit. “Ugh, forget it.” You groaned and turned away from him.

He did not ‘forget it’. Even after the Legends saved the show and brought the OG Behrad back. “Your Behrad, huh?” He smirked. “Shut uppppp.” You were extremely embarassed about your slip-up. Plopping a gummy into his mouth he made himself more comfortable on the couch you both were sitting on. “Still can’t believe you called me a piece of shit though. I mean, he, or I? deserved it but damn girl.” You laughed at that. “I was only gone for like, a few hours, and you missed me so much you insulted me.” He wiggled his eyebrows. “Come on, I think we can both agree that Mr. Corporate America was a pain in the ass.” “Yeah, I did Not enjoy that.”

The air was filled with a chorus of “Happy Birthday”s as Behrad entered the room. Your teammates felt bad for forgetting his birthday and threw together a surprise party. You waited everyone’s turn before you pulled Behrad aside to hand him the dish. “I hope you like it, I’m not a very good cook, but your mom taught me how to make that one thing you like.” His eyes widened before he ripped the lid off. “Holy shit! When did you have time to visit my mom?” “Oh yeah no I did that weeks ago. Back when we were in your time for “Da Throne”.” He seemed confused. “So you remembered my birthday?” You nodded eagerly with a smile. Then it seemed as if realization dawned on him. “She probably thinks you’re my girlfriend now.” You grimaced, “She definitely does. Nothing I said could convince her otherwise.” You shrugged apologetically. “Anyways, in case it doesn’t taste good, I also got you this signed super limited collectors edition steelbox set of both seasons of Bud Stuy.” Behrad’s mouth fell open and he put the food on a table next to him before throwing his arms around you and hugging you tightly. “Thank you!” He let go. “Don’t tell the others but your gifts were definitely the best ones.” He whispered conspiratorially. You just smiled at him. “Anything for your Behrad, huh?” He teased. Your face scrunched up at that. “Will you ever let that go?” you whined. He clicked his tongue and shook his head. “I don’t think I will.”

[katierosefun]

Hi! I've been religiously reading ur beyond evil fics and I've been wondering about your writing in general (kinda in awe of how much you write and how consistently good it is). Like, what are your favorite parts of the process? And do they differ whether you're writing fanfiction or original stuff? (I always find dialogue so hard to nail down and make it natural!) Ahh and I'm really curious whether you have a favorite fic you wrote. Also, have u ever posted smth about your og stuff? I'm intrigued by people's ocs (though I get sharing that can feel kinda personal). So yeah, sorry if I'm bothering you, I just love ranting about writing (oftentimes it's easier than actually writing😅).

aaah hello! thank you so much for shooting the message--i want you to first and foremost know that your comments always make me smile a lot, and i also love your fics, so . . . nice to meet u online!!! your words mean so so much to me :')

to answer your questions (which also made me feel really happy, btw, i decided to actually sit down and carve out some legit time to answer this): my favorite part of the writing process is probably when i finally feel like i've hit the character's head. which is to say, when i no longer actually feel like i'm writing as myself, but rather, i feel as though the characters themselves have taken over, and i'm just a mere observer/stenographer to their thoughts and conversations. it makes me feel as though i've just kind of given myself over to the characters struggling in my head, and it's a very freeing and satisfying feeling.

i suppose this feeling also applies when i'm writing original work as well as fanfiction. with original fiction, though, i think that feeling is oddly more . . . gratifying? because at least with fanfiction, i know the characters because i've spent hours and hours with them, usually by watching/reading content about them--but with original characters, i feel more like an awkward single parent/long lost aunt who's kinda. poking at these new kids. being like. who are you? also, stop hiding your personality from me. who are you, is this actually you, or am i just projecting too much of myself onto you? tell me who you are, goddammit! which is a much more personal journey, i think, especially when you're creating something that's original. so that ties a little bit into one of your other questions: i do have lots and lots of original characters. i have some who have been with me for just about seven years of my life now, while others are just a few weeks old, and yet they talk to me the most. my most recent set of original characters are probably the most vocal ones--they're very persistent, very down-to-earth and jabbery and loud, while my oldest original character tends to be very stubborn. i still don't know how to approach her--but whenever i do, she tends to put up a wall and go lmao, try again.

that said, i haven't ever actually posted an original work! i've been wondering if i should these days--i want to get published as a legitimate author one day, but you know . . . i think it would be nice if i got out smaller stories about my original characters out there, just for fun. i don't know where to do it yet though--i don't think wattpad is my speed, so i'll have to keep looking!

as for a favorite fic i've written! i think my favorite ones might be but you could make me a drink (or a latte), which is this coffeeshop jwds au. i had so much fun writing it, mostly because i think it's a) the first time i ever wrote a coffeeshop au and b) i think a lot of my beyond evil works can tend to touch sadder/bittersweet themes (just because the show is. like that.), so it felt very freeing to write something that was so . . . lighthearted. i'm also very proud of the dialogue in that one, and i also loved how i really pulled no punches in making fun of just how much of a loser joo won is. (world's grumpiest barista ever, indeed.)

tied for my favorite is probably also in my breath again, which is very different from the last named fic in that a) it’s set post-canon-ish and b) tackling with much darker, sadder themes. but i also am particularly proud of this fic because i think it’s one of the fics that probably gets at the core of the kind of messages i want to ultimately impart to readers, which are genuinely messages about how one can slowly recover from particularly sad periods of their lives. i think there’s a place for darker works in general--i think that they’re just as important, but i find that i can’t always write those kinds of things, or if i do, i tend to struggle a lot, or the characters themselves seem to rebel against me (which is perhaps why i love kim su jin as a writer so much). i like to think that all stories i write or all future stories i write will always contain that seed of i want to live, i want you to live, in whatever way that mean (changing out lightbulbs when they go out, buying groceries every weekend, kissing the hand of a person who’s been at your side). 

so i guess that kind of brushes back to a question on original fiction: i would love to share it with the world! i hope it brings people as much (joy’s not the right word) warmth (maybe? if i’m not being too presumptuous) as my fics. 

thank you again for the thoughtful questions! as you can tell, it’s also much easier for me to answer questions about writing rather than writing itself, askdfasdfsd--and thank you again for your incredibly kind words over the last few months, as well as the kind words that you’ve given today! :’))