tvl nino trying to tell tvl adrien hes well endowed
tvl nino: whoa dude ur meat so huge it could hurt someone
tvl adrien: it could? :(
tvl nino: NO dude no that’s like a good thing, like um like um it could make me CRY bro
tvl adrien: but i don’t want to make you cry :(
tvl nino: nvm ur not getting it… just stay a virgin man
tvl adrien until the events of tvl: ok!!!!
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I had an appointment today and got bored ✌🏼
It's based on one of my blurbs and the outfit is from Cocktail :D
Basically Mav is on medical leave for reasons so he stays on Ice's pjs and let's his hair grow out because nobody can tell him what to do.
The husky's name is Laika. Mav got her for Ice on their first anniversary (she even has her own dog tags 🥺)
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Let's see if I can get spontaneous cards for Love Lies Bleeding
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This fits Guillermo's relationship with Freddie PERFECTLY
YES YES YEEEEEEEEEEEEES
never heard the entire song until now and HOLY SHIT YEAH THIS PERFECTLY SUMS UP WHAT FREDDIE IS TO GUILLERMO
I think I've stated this before but his relationship with freddie is primarily only there so that he can ignore his feelings for nandor and also was used as kinda a coping mechanism to deal with the whole crate incident
personally I think under normal circumstances their relationship would have ended real fucking quick
but since while in england he was morning the lost of what he's been dreaming of for years AND later the way he came back plus all the shit he had to deal with in season 4 (being nandor's wedding planner and best man, help raising baby colin, working for the club) he needed an escape
and what better escape than a plan ass boring ass british fuck who is low key a fucking asshole? (hmmm I wonder if I like freddie?)
also part of the reason the trip being ripped from his hands hurt so much has to do with guillermo also being ripped apart from nandor
and let's fucking face it IF they went on that trip they would have ended up together
guillermo has probably thought of this fact while trapped in the fucking crate on his way to england
sooo to ignore those pesky little feelings my guy jumped head first into a relationship with someone who is the opposite of nandor: a plain ass human
and when he finally got back (tho through unfortunate means that 100% gave my guy claustrophobia cuz how could it fucking not?) and one of the first tasks he was set with is helping the man he's been in love with for years find someone to marry and plan their wedding so he leaned back on his relationship with freddie since he knows chasing that would hurt him less then hoping maybe nandor would pick him
WHICH LOOPS BACK TO THIS SONG (SORRY I KNOW I GOT REALLY SIDETRACKED 😅)
a man who's simple, won't hurt you in the short run, simple, and is granted to love you sounds like the perfect man to help ignore all that is going wrong in your life
and that's all freddie is
(well deep down he's also a fucking piece of shit who is a self centered dickbag who even before the clone shit doesn't care that much about guillermo and how he might feel about the shit he does so he just jumps the gun and does things that put guillermo in a weird spot and UGH OMFG I HATE HIM)
so uhh in summary: guillermo after the shit he's been through wants a simple coin operated boy and yeah he did get one but the one he got also just so happens to be a boring aSSHOLE
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ngl the cruelest thing i can do is make references from 'on the run from tomorrow' in 'her pulse in my throat'
however time is a circle and my grip on v1-v3 is very coherent so unfortunately it usually happens without me realizing it.
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[Guess what that!! More Rook Hunt sketches!!]
I originally wanted to draw Floyd holding shrimpy on the page above ↑ but accidentally began to draw Rook so,,, Rook-fication of Floyd Leech?
Idk why I ended up drawing Epel too tho. Also I didn't have any references cuz we don't have power/electricity rn and my phone was taken away temporarily,,, so I'm not sure if Epel looks like Epel enough jfkfick
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