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bluesngolds · 4 months

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As @gunstreet once said, The Apple is Spock’s Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day.

#LOUD VIDEO #star trek memes #star trek tos #star trek #the apple #spirk #tos spirk #spock #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #thank you again to gunstreet for the amazing quote #spock just cannot catch a break in this episode #yes i used the exploding rock clip AGAIN i can’t do a video on the apple and not include it #the apple is so funny #bluesngolds video

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wazzi2ya · 3 months

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Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*

Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!

Alastor: *Falls over*

Lucifer: The poison is kicking in

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #radioapple #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #appleradio #duckiedeer #has this one been done yet #bonus point for the poison apple joke #also isnt it funny how luci still says by god and stuff like that. like in the show must go on #cant take the heaven out of the fallen angel and so on and so forth

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somerandomdudelmao · 8 months

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Cass what’s your favorite fruit

Leo

#I'm so funny #laugh🔫#i think it's apple?#i mean #it's not really the tastiest one but it's the cheapest one so I can buy and eat a lot of them haha

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freyadragonlord · 7 months

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Dazai's attempts at roleplaying throughout the light novels:

Fifteen

Dazai: I will win this bet and claim you as my dog, to obey my every order :)

Chuuya: ??? No you won't!

Stormbringer

Dazai: I will reprogram your brain and turn you into my personal maid >:)

Chuuya: Fuck off!!!!

Dead Apple

Dazai: ...can I be your princess?

Chuuya: ...

Dazai: ...

Chuuya: FINE

#It's funny cause it's not even a joke #dazai said all of these things canonically #i am obsessed with them they are so weird #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs #soukoku #skk #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #stormbringer #dazai chuuya age fifteen #dead apple #chuuya nakahara #osamu dazai #storm bringer #dazai chuuya fifteen years old

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dudethatsmyundeaduncle · 12 days

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Realizing Dick Grayson is just some guy™ is the worst thing that ever happened to Tim drake.

#can u imagine meeting ur hero and he gives u the ick 💀#I JUST THINK LIKE THE INHERENT HILARITY OF THE SHINE COMING OFF THAT APPLE WOULD BE SO FUNNY #TIMS ALL HYPE TO BE NEXT TO HIS HERO DICK GRAYSON UNTIL HE SEES HIM FORGET WHICH PEDAL IN THE CAR DOES WHAT AT 12PM #13 YROLD TIM HAS TO LIE DOWN BECUZ THE WORLD HAS DISSAPPOINTED HIM DICK GRAYSON STILL USES A MOTOROLLA FLIP PHONE CUZ ITS REALIABLE #anyway i just think it would be so fuckin funny #DC #Batman #Batfam #Dick Grayson #Tim Drake #Nightwing #Red Robin #never meet ur heroes kids LITTERALLY their apartments smell SO BAD

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sensitiveheartless · 8 months

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Ok, so Muppet AU! Every ability user in canon is a muppet, except for Dazai, who nullifies both abilities and the physical state of being a muppet!

Now that that’s established:

Bram is already kind of a muppet, right?

(Whenever Bram spreads the vampirism, the newly infected muppet just gains a pair of glued-in fangs)

Corruption is just muppet-Chuuya on a string, being swung wildly about like the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Imagine you are a muppet for as long as you can remember, and then one weird human pokes you, and suddenly you are also human for the first time alsksjdjf

Oh and the best part of this AU is Ranpo!!! Because if Fukuzawa convinced Ranpo that he had an ability when he was fifteen, then that means that Fukuzawa simultaneously had to convince a human boy that he was a muppet.

And Ranpo believes this for years.

Ranpo, a human man: “Haha, I have the best ability in the agency! >:D”

Atsushi, a tiger-muppet who has just learned how all this works:

#this is how my brain copes with being cooped up apparently #I cannot properly express just how much the Ranpo bit has been making me crack up it makes me so happy #also holy shit dazai and fyodor’s dynamic is so funny too #breaking news: man has extremely antagonistic relationship with a muppet bent on destroying all muppets #the fuckingg— the alleyway scene. oh my gosh. DEAD APPLE #Dazai sitting at a table with TWO MUPPETS who then proceed to STAB HIM #Dazai having a normal one dkdjfjfjf #don’t mind me I’m losing it #bsd muppet au #bsd #my art #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs #bsd bram #bsd fukuchi

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twistedappletree · 10 months

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Lan Xichen: and what should you do when you’re feeling sad?

Lan Wangji: Wei Ying

Lan Xichen: *sprays him with a squirt bottle* NO

#was thinking of therapist meme and LMFAO #mdzs #the untamed #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #lan xichen #mo dao su zhi #therapist Xichen would actually be so funny and ridiculous bc he’s also one of the OG wangxian shippers aksbakdjs #incorrect mdzs #apple memes 🍎#twin jades #wei ying #hanguang jun #zewu jun #sorta nsfw????#implied sex

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year

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Clown to Equine communication failed; They are separate species.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #season 1 #bonus comic #wei wuxian #little apple #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #This bonus comic is for all my fellow little apple lovers #she doesn't show up for quite a while after this so I need to wring out every bit of screen time for her #That's what feminism is about. Equine visibility.#Women need to remain mysterious + unknowable + untethered by rules #Women need to canter across the plains and sleep standing up #Women need to be hand fed apple slices 4 times a day #joking aside I do love the co-chaos of lil apple and wwx #though the new duo dynamic that follows (with LWJ and WWX getting way more time together) its *obviously* iconic #god...to be two cultivation partners following directions from a severed arm...#anyhow. I think this might be one of the jokes that is only funny to me #my realism studies are still in that uncanny/awkward phase but I love the 'detailed version of a very stylized character' visual gag a lot #Taps my blog name again. Don't forget the name on the tin #oh wait lwj should be in this scene too...let's retcon it and say he's bending down to pet his bunnies goodbye

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thisischeri · 3 months

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Apple Pro Mouse, 2000

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seb-boo · 1 month

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Sebastian Vettel talking schnapps || BioBienenApfel 2024

#and apple juice #🍐🐝🍏#he's so funny #sebastian vettel #biobienenapfel #bba24 #2024 #bee!seb #caj!seb

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waterlogged-detective · 4 months

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Definitely not a bunch of capitalist space bats. Just some guys who do business in Fallen London.

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#fallen london #mr pages #mr veils #mr spices #mr wines #mr cups #mr mirrors #mr fires #mr stones #mr irons #mr hearts #mr apples #happles #my art #using these for a lil animation at some point so i wanted to get them down #wanted to exaggerate them all as much as possible #thats why spices so smol #because its funny #anyway!!

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pcktknife · 6 days

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i don't think eating most pokemon is really all that fucked up but eating food pokemon specifically might be because why you couldn't just get the food item itself

#imagine eating a applin on purpose when you can find them in a regular orchard surrounded by actual apples 😭#its not as if there isnt milk or apples or bread in pokemon those things exist as nonliving things so theres probably not a reason to seek #out a pokemon instead aside from taste differences maybe #im not sayin i wouldnt but its funny to think about somone going out of their way to eat a vanillish when you could get sumn #off a ice cream truck #kae.txt

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teethlabyrinth · 2 months

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what is HAPPENING in my GACHA GAME

#reverse 1999 #this new story is so good #the translation is so much better that you can actually tell peoples vocal quirks now. sonetto n apple both talk a little funny on purpose #instead of Literally Everyone Sounds Machine Translated #and the philosophy stuff yesss i love when writers try to make a story that matters even if its melodramatic

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rebelcharmings · 10 months

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eah as random tweets i found on my timeline recently

#anyone else noticed lizzie has an almost drastic change from her in the webisodes and then the later specials #or just me #like shes definitely more mellowed out . which is nice but i also sometimes miss her random outbursts they were quite funny #ever after high #eah #eah tweets #i’ve seen ppl call cupid briar and hopper the pink trio so i thought it would fit #darling charming #apple white #lizzie hearts #raven queen #hopper croakington ii #c.a. cupid #briar beauty #faybelle thorn #dappling #444cuddle is carrying these tbh

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eyelessrabbit · 1 year

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Apple white and ravens relationship is so fucking funny raven will be like "I made you an apple crumble with sugar and a little bit of love <3" and then apple will go and cry to ash n Briar "I cant believe she didnt try and poison and kill me on my birthday that's so rude of her do you think she hates me :((" and then ash and briar have to spend the episode getting raven to poison apple being like "If only we could just make her kill our best friend!! :("

#ever after high #i love apple white so much shes so fuckin funny

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months

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Peeped the horrors

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #a-qing #xue yang #A-qing went 'there are horrors he is committing and I am going to peep them' and then faced horrors that she could not fathom #The fact she sees the evidence first hand but it genuinely is too much to handle is a lovely tragedy that betrays her youth #It is interesting that she clearly does have more knowledge than the lay person about cultivators and night hunts (possibly from xxc?)#she does mentally call out xue yang for using the right terminology (betraying his 'no one important' façade)#but corpse poisoning is...well....probably not something she could have known about #so instead she has to encounter this horrible and suspicious event and justify it to keep herself sane #Ah....that's not going into the really interesting ambiguity of xue yangs targets #the people he kills specifically slandered *all three of them*#Was it just for himself? Was there a sense of protectiveness over his two blind companions?#I don't want an answer. I love that it is ambiguous #And oh man. having the noble XXC do the killing is so deviously evil. What a loaded chekov's gun.#you know xxc is gonna have a breakdown over it *when* he finds out. Its all a matter of timing #ok ok funny tag time #I think little apple and xy should meet up so they can swap arson tips. Truly the power team nobody wants. Not even them.#they would fight to the death and little apple would *win*#EDIT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY XUE YANG

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