If I could have anything in the world
If I could have anything in the world, I’d want my very own autonomous combat mecha to accompany me everywhere. This mecha, with its shiny armor and precise mechanisms, would be the perfect companion.
Picture a peaceful morning when suddenly, a group of hitokiri ninjas appears out of nowhere, ready to kidnap me. But they didn’t count on my super, ultra, mega, hyper advanced own combat mecha!!! And kabooms them all!!!
And if that weren’t enough, during a casual visit to the local bakery, an army of pastry robots goes rogue, launching cakes left and right. My mecha, equipped with advanced defense systems, detects them immediately. With pinpoint accuracy, it unleashes a counterattack, obliterating the pastry robots with laser beams and guided missiles, restoring peace to the bakery and saving the day.
And when we emerge from the bakery, now completely destroyed and in ruins, thinking we can finally catch a break, suddenly, alien giant dinosaurs invade Earth, descending from spaceships with a deafening roar. The dinosaurs, equipped with alien technology, attempt to conquer the city but my mecha blast them into a bazillion pieces!!!
In a world full of monotony. Having a combat mecha is all advantages. Every day becomes an exciting adventure, filled with action and unexpected challenges. Because life is much more interesting when you have a brave and loyal, super, ultra, mega, hyper giant ultra advanced combat mecha, ready to face any threat, whether it’s hitokiri ninjas, rogue pastry robots, or alien dinosaurs.
Plus, you can dress it however you like. All advantages! 😍
Mecha Ownership Responsibility and Safety Guidelines
Thank you for choosing Kage Industries as your trusted provider of advanced combat mecha. Please carefully read the following guidelines to ensure a safe and responsible experience with your new mecha:
Liability Disclaimer: Kage Industries is not liable for any damage caused by the operation of the mecha. Users are solely responsible for any incidents or accidents that may occur.
Pet Safety: We advise all users to keep pets, especially cats, away from the mecha's mechanisms. Kage Industries cannot be held accountable for any pets that may become lost or injured in or around the mecha.
Parking Requirements: Before purchasing your combat mecha, please ensure you have an appropriate and secure parking space. Mecha require substantial space and secure storage to prevent unauthorized access and potential hazards.
Responsibility in Ownership: Owning a combat mecha is a significant responsibility. It is not a toy and should be operated with the utmost care and respect for safety protocols.
Mecha Capabilities: Please note that our mecha are designed for combat and defense purposes only. They do not possess capabilities for household tasks, including cooking. We urge users to engage responsibly with their mecha.
Energy Use: Our mecha operate on 100% clean energy. Kage Industries is committed to environmental sustainability and ensuring that our products do not harm the planet.
By purchasing a combat mecha from Kage Industries, you agree to abide by these guidelines and to operate your mecha responsibly. Thank you for your attention to these important details.
For further information, please contact our customer service team.
Sincerely,
Kage Industries
Your Trusted Partner in Advanced Mecha Solutions
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