#the captain's revenge

[disease]

CAPTAIN JACK // DREAM A DREAM [THE CAPTAIN’S REVENGE, 1999]

[kbondoxxxxav]

supernova captains eat a lot

[bluegiragi]

he keeps his promises.

early access + nsfw on patreon

[choco-mousse-cake]

....

[cadmuslabs777]

Frenchie stopped to help Izzy the moment he saw him btw. if you care.

[skywalkerrtno]

Friendly reminder.

[coaz-photography]

Embankment

[twinterrors29]

Cody gets bitten by a werewolf sometime during the war, and can transform at will with no full moon requirement, effectively becoming himself as a very large dog

he and Obi-Wan conspire to keep this fact hidden, as they're very aware of the danger of the Kaminoans finding out and disappearing him into their labs

when Order 66 goes out, Cody has a split second to fight it

and, well. wolves aren't exactly good soldiers, and you can only sort of expect them to follow orders.

transformed, Cody runs straight to the General, but when he gets there, he realizes that he can't actually warn him of the danger, because he can't transform back to explain without the Order taking hold

but he can whine sadly and pull on Obi-Wan's ridiculous sleeves with his teeth until Obi-Wan gets the hint and lets him lead him away to safety in a stolen ship

they make the rendezvous with Bail and Yoda

(Bail: what's with the dog Obi-Wan?

Obi-Wan, sweating: it's, um, a service dog

Yoda: ...fake, that sounds, but okay)

and then Cody and Obi-Wan make the trip to the Temple to disable the beacon, with Cody fighting off his brothers as nonlethally as he can while Obi-Wan does his best to follow his lead

after they find the evidence of Anakin's betrayal and receive Yoda's assignment, Obi-Wan sobs into Cody's fur the whole flight to Padme's apartment, and then silently the whole flight out to Mustafar hidden aboard her ship

while Obi-Wan is busy fighting with Vader, Cody manages to drag Padme's unconscious body back aboard her ship, then sneaks back closer to the fighting just in time to see the end of the duel

(if he waits to act until Obi-Wan is just far enough to not notice when Anakin's screams cut out, well, that's his own business)

he follows Obi-Wan back to the ship and drapes himself across the man's lap the whole way to Polis Massa

after Padme's death and her children's birth, Cody demands that they keep at least one of the babies

(look at his puppy dog eyes. how can you so cruelly deprive him of tubies like this.)

so Luke grows up with his Uncle Ben and their very strange, very large dog, Cody

when they end up on the Death Star nearly two decades later, Cody materializes from wherever he'd been lurking on the station just in time to drag Obi-Wan to safety during his duel with the Grand Inquisitor

as soon as their bedraggled group arrives on Yavin, Rex shows up to eagerly greet his former General; Cody, while thrilled to see his brother alive, starts viciously growling at him as he approaches: he might not understand in detail how the chips work, but he knows what he experienced that day, and he's seen what his brothers have done since then

Obi-Wan explains the situation to the man from the Cody-approved distance of half the hangar away, how Cody transformed one day and has refused to turn back since, and Rex immediately expresses his confusion, asking if they haven't removed Cody's chip

(Cody: I assure you, I did NOT let anyone microchip me!)

following Rex's explanation, Cody rushes them all to the medbay to undergo surgery, leaving Obi-Wan to explain to Luke how their 'dog' is actually his other Uncle

while Obi-Wan and Cody are distracted desperately making out with each other in the medbay, Luke sneaks off to destroy the Death Star, setting them up to all live happily ever after

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

(Fix-it fics are my lifeblood)

[penelopwgarcia]

hey if anyone here wants a mental breakdown just do this:

the clone wars: season 7 ep 09

revenge of the sith until 50:19

the clone wars: season 7 ep 10

revenge of the sith to 1:25:14

the clone wars: season 7 ep 11

revenge of the sith to 2:08:56

the clone wars: season 7 ep 12 to 19:42

revenge of the sith to end

the clone wars season 7 ep 12 to end

tales of the jedi ep 6

you're welcome

[padawansuggest]

Rex: Listen, if I die in suspicious circumstances, bury me, otherwise I’m fine being cremated.

Echo: Why is there a difference?

Rex: So they’ll be able to-

Fives: So he can come back as a zombie and get revenge on the one who killed him duh.

Rex: …no… so they can exhume the body and get evidence later if they build a case for it.

Fives: …do both? Get revenge, vod.

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Rex: Being best friends with a Jedi is great!

Cody: So great.

Rex: The best.

Cody: But they can be a tad bit judgemental.

Rex: Almost punitive.

Cody: They’re monsters.

[gethoce]

They're living rent free in my head right now.

[me-thestarwarsfan]

There are two types of Star Wars fix it AUs.

Type A:

What do you mean Dooku turned to the dark side? Maul, a sith lord? No, the Jedi found him before Sidious did. Wait, who's Sidious? Palpatine, a sith? Everybody lives happily ever after

Type B:

Revenge of the Sith never happened.

Palpatine choked on a bagel.

Palpatine died in mysterious speeder accident, some say Quinlan Vos was involved.

Fives and Rex beat up Palpatine.

Palpatine was found dead, Fox has disappeared.

Commander Cody finds out and personally confronts the Chancellor, "the senate will decide your fate" Anakin comes along and helps Cody. (Obi wan is dueling Grievous)

Padme single handedly defeats Palpatine in mortal combat, she becomes chancellor.

[thememerman]

Yk what kills me about this. Obi-Wan really had every right to be just as angry at the clones as Kanan did. Yes he was older and he didn’t witness his master being murdered in front of him BY THE CLONES ANYWAY, but he lost literally every single one of his friends on the Council (aside from Yoda) to Order 66 and Palpatine. Order 66 almost killed him too. He heard Cody asking for confirmation of his death almost immediately after getting shot down. He had to kill members of the 501st just to survive Coruscant and change the signal being broadcasted out of the temple. And then he sees a clone for the first time in 10 years. The face that he first fought in the rain all those years ago on Kamino. The face of his Commander. The face of Anakin’s Captain. The face of every single clone that he’d fought side by side with for an entire war, the faces that he knew killed the closest people he had to a family. And what does Obi-Wan do? He does not ignore him, he does not show any signs of bitterness nor resentment. He gives him money. Maybe in doing so he silently thanks every single clone that ever died for him, maybe he sees a bit of himself in an old beaten down veteran who was once the face of goodness and hope and everything the Old Republic stood for, scavenging in the streets and just trying to survive. Perhaps for Obi-Wan, it’s getting to say goodbye to the friends he maybe never really knew why he lost. Or maybe it really was just Obi-Wan, for the billionth time, being so selfless and kind when almost nobody in his shoes could have done the same.

[skywalkerrtno]

Is it Wednesday yet?

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