op81 | best he'll ever write
summary:ย [ย author!oscarย piastri x f!driver!reader โย social media au ]ย being the partner and muse of a celebrated author means that fans start connecting the dots sooner rather than later
faceclaim:ย gracie abrams
authorโs note:ย i'm secretly a ya romcom book girlie and i feel like that shows SO MUCH in this fic ๐ delusional for life!
[ masterlist / guidelines / lola's masterlist / series masterlist ]
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user great race at the australian gp y/n!
โช user first points of the season let's goooo
โช yourusername and hopefully many more to come ๐
logansargeant STRAYAAA ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐บ
โช yourusername VEGEMITE ON TOAST ๐คค
โช user sometimes i forget that logan and y/n are both gen z ๐
user the puppy is so adorable ๐ฅบ
โช user i wonder whose it is ๐ y/n's said that her schedule doesn't allow for pets
oscarpiastri not my birthday cake...
โช yourusername sorry not sorry ๐
โช user who the hell is oscar piastri and why is y/n replying to his comment ๐ญ
โช user don't you talk about my favourite best-selling author like that ๐คบ
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yourusername can't believe that little kid is now a 3-time nyt best-selling author ๐ฅน so proud of you oscarpiastri ๐ i haven't been able to put eighty-one seconds down ๐ available in bookstores near you!
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user i love how y/n always supports and promotes oscar's books ๐ฅบ
โช user they're so adorable together my heart can't take it
oscarpiastri Thanks for the encouragement. Couldn't have done it without you ๐
โช yourusername damn right you couldn't have ๐ค
user okay but who took the photo of y/n ๐
โช user i'm betting it was oscar ๐
โช user hello what ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
โช user oh my sweet summer child...
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oscarpiastri Thank you to everyone who's been on this journey with me. Eighty-One Seconds is finally yours and we can't be more happy to share it with you. As many of you have guessed, it is my homage to Y/N and all the time we have spent together. My wife, my love, my heart. I'm grateful that you're in my life. Forgive me for re-using my words, but here's to eighty-one more years together.
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user hold on a damn second ๐ค his WIFE??? when was this a thing ๐ง
โช yourusername ๐คญ
โช user give us answers please ๐ i haven't had peace since oscar posted this
yourusername i love you too, oscar jack piastri ๐ค
โช user oh he literally named his mc after himself ๐ญ
โช user GOODBYE??? JACK AS IN HIS MIDDLE NAME??? oh my god they really weren't subtle
williamsracing signed copy when ๐
โช hachetteaus already on its way ๐ซก
user honestly i'm surprised they managed to hide their relationship for this long ๐
โช user oh they did NOT we were just blind
โช logansargeant I didn't find out until I got the wedding invitation in the mail ๐ค
โช landonorris i think that's just cause you're oblivious mate ๐
โช logansargeant what???
โช landonorris they literally make out all the time in williams hospitality
โช yourusername lando... ๐
user if your man isn't writing a book professing his love for you, what's he doing with his life?
โช user oscar's set the standard ๐
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Part 2 of `` ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ``
ยท . เญจเญงโญเนเฃญ โญ ` ` when you know, you know. ` ` โน โงโห
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ เญจเญง Being in love with your friend is the best! Until your wort dream comes true. However, there might be hope after all.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ เญจเญง lando norris x friend!reader (one-sided love), carlos sainz x fem!reader
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ เญจเญง none!
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ เญจเญง angstishโฆ? (fluff for reader now!), sex jokes (iโm sorry I couldnโt help myself), GOOGLE TRANSLATED SPANISH!!
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ เญจเญง Margaret - Lana Del Rey
๐/๐ เญจเญง Pt 2 is done! i love carlos and i stand by the fact he types emojis and uses them like a mom. also, oml, the amount of photos here is actually insane ๐ญ๐ญ
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username1 get lando OUT of the likes ๐
username2 men have the absolute audacity
username3 imagine losing your friendship and treating a sweetest girl like shit. isnโt me but it is lando and Ex-Bsf/N ๐คทโโ๏ธ
lailahasanovic โ๏ธ the hottest ๐ฎโ๐จ
โ y/n.jpeg LOOK IN THE MIRROR ๐
lilymunihe โ๏ธ sheโs my gf guys!!
โ alex_albon โ๏ธ uhmโฆ iโm right here
โ lilymunihe โ๏ธ and?
โ alex_albon โ๏ธ wow.
โ georgerussell โ๏ธ imagine your gf getting stolen by her own friend ๐
โ y/n.jpeg carmen is next georgie boy.
โ carmenmundt โ๏ธ ๐ณ
(ex)ybsf_username wifey ๐ค ๐ค
โ y/n.jpeg ex-wife actually.
โ username4 TELL HER Y/N!!
โ username5 Y/N saying it how it is.
โ username6 ex-Bsf/N literally cannot read the room.
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y/n.jpeg girls night โค๏ธ
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charles_leclerc โ๏ธ still waiting for that pasta recipe ๐
โ alexandrasaintmleux char, i think there's a reason y/n isnโt giving it to youโฆ
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ what does that mean?!
โ alexandrasaintmleux i canโt say it i feel too bad ๐
โ maxverstappen1 โ๏ธ @ charles_leclerc youโre a shit cook.
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ wow. thank you max. ๐
โ alexandrasaintmleux still love you! ๐ฉท
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ โฆje t'aime aussi ๐ซถ
username7 anyone know the resturant??
y/n.jpeg itโs Truffle Bistrot in Monaco!
username8 has anyone else noticed how carlos has been constantly liking her photos? like as soon as Y/N posts??
โ usernme9 I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
โ username10 carlos will treat her right 100%
โ username11 better than lando ever would ๐ฌ
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y/n.jpeg ยกHola Espana!
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carlossainz55 โ๏ธ beautiful! ๐คฉ
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ ๐คจ ๐คจ
carlossainz55 โ๏ธ although, madrid is a much better place in spain, I can give you a tour next time! ๐
โ username12 ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
โ username13 carlos making the moves???
โ username14 HELP HEโS SUCH A MILLENNIAL
โ y/n.jpeg you say that as if you havenโt toured me around madrid when you were still at McLaren after the Spanish GP ๐ค
โ carlossainz55 yes but, it wasnโt just you and me ๐
โ username15 AYO???
โ username16 okay mr. sainz we see you
โ username17 heโs making the moves now that y/n isnโt crushing on lando ๐
โ maxverstappen1 โ๏ธ this was the worst flirting iโve seen since charles and alexandra.
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ enough of this ๐
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y/n.jpeg first date kinda nervous ๐ตโ๐ซ
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username18 HELLO???
username18 this was not on my 2024 calendar.๐
username19 bro lando is gonna be LIVID.
username20 girl said โyou date my bsf, i date yoursโ ๐ญ
username21 SHEโS NOT EVEN HIDING IT
carlossainz55 โ๏ธ hermosa โค๏ธ
โ y/n.jpeg says the one with the best hair ever ๐ฅด๐ฅด
โ carlossainz55 you flatter me too much ๐
username22 kinda living for them together.
username23 better than Lando ๐คทโโ๏ธ
username24 hopped from one driver to anotherโฆ not a good look ๐ฌ
โ username25 and lando hopped from one bsf to another??? not a good look for him ๐ฌ ๐ฌ
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y/n.jpeg ๐๏ธ switching sides ๐ฃ๏ธ
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carlossainz55 โ๏ธ you look better in red โค๏ธ
y/n.jpeg oh hush youโre making me blush ๐ฃ
oscarpiastri โ๏ธ kind of offended at the momentโฆ
โ y/n.jpeg whoopsiesโฆ sorry osc!! you are still my favorite driver that mclaren ๐ซถ
โ oscarpiastri โ๏ธ favorite? Iโm honored.
โ username26 probably her favorite for a reason ๐
username27 they werenโt lying when they said โeveryone is a ferrari fanโ
username28 that carlos photo is literally a jumpscare ๐๐
โ y/n.jpeg he might be a jumpscare but heโs my jumpscare ๐ซถ
charles_leclerc โ๏ธ please stop flirting in the garage I donโt need to see this.
โ y/n.jpeg quiet. last time i checked my bf didnโt post a tik tok with THAT audio.
โ alexandrasaintmleux okay! thatโs enough information!
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y/n.jpeg when he can cook >>>
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charles_leclerc โ๏ธ this feels very targeted ๐๐
โ y/n.jpeg maybe it is
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ is my cooking that bad ๐
โ alexandrasaintmleux wellโฆ you definitely improved! :)
โ username29 HELPPP ALEX ๐ญ๐ญ
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ @ alexandrasaintmleux who are you and what did you do to my alex.
username30 1/2 ferrari drivers being able to cook is a world record
โ y/n.jpeg thank god i have the one that can!!
โ alexandrasaintmleux ๐
4 months laterโฆ
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f1 Carlos Sainz wins in Singapore! His first Smoooooth Operation in Ferrari! ๐ถ๏ธ ๐
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username31 smooooooooooth operatorrrrr
username32 AS HE SHOULD โผ๏ธ
username33 ferrari's only hope this season ๐ญ๐
username34 someone besides Red Bull winning??
y/n.jpeg my boy โค๏ธ
โ carlossainz55 mi amor ๐ซถ
โ username35 stop it they are so cute
โ username36 "my boy" ๐ฅฒ
โ username37 I still remember when lando was "her boy" ๐
โ username38 lando is the past. Carlos is Y/N's present and future. leave Lando back.
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username39 ew a ex-Bsf/N sighting
username40 this did NOT eat
username41 i donโt want to see ex-Bsf/N bazongas ๐
โ username42 BAZONGAS ๐๐
username43 i love the fact no one on the grid or the wags BESIDES ex-Bsf/N liked this post ๐ญ
username44 as they should tbh ๐๐
username45 HE-HE-HELL NAH ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ฅ๐จ ๐ฅ๐จ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฃ๏ธโผ๏ธ
mclaren โ๏ธ ๐ฌ
โ username46 EVEN MCLAREN DISAPPROVES
(ex)ybsf_username my boy โค๏ธ
โ username47 I KNOW SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.
โ username48 NO WAY SHE TOOK Y/N NICKNAME FOR LANDO NOW TOOโฆ
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y/n.jpeg when MY BOY finishes 1st on and off the track ๐คญ >>>
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username49 MISS GIRL.
username50 WE DID NOT NEED TO SEE THIS
username51 THE CARLOS CRUMBS
username52 CARLOS CRUMBS??? THE Y/N CRUMBS ARE INSANE
username53 THIS IS DEFINITELY A CLAP BACK AT THE LANDO POST ๐ญ
charles_leclerc โ๏ธ ENOUGH OF THIS.
โ carlossainz55 is it wrong to show a certain someone what heโs missing? ๐
โ charles_leclerc โ๏ธ NOT AT ALL BUT NOT LIKE THIS
lilymunihe there are kids here ๐
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landonorris podiummmm babbbbyyyyy ๐
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username54 no ex-Bsf/N?
username55 after the fight iโm not surprised about a no ex-Bsf/N post ๐ฌ
username56 FIGHT???
โ username57 you didnโt hear? apparently, lando never liked ex-Bsf/N and they started fighting about Y/N and what happened to herโฆ itโs definitely a โholy shitโ moment โฆ
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a/n: I blame tiktok againโฆ
ynalbon replied to logansargeantโs story
ynalbon: they are so ugly
ynalbon: I need ๐ญ
: talking abt me or the sweater?
ynalbon: ๐ณ๐ณ
ynalbon: *professionally
: loll
: btw heard youโre visiting soon
ynalbon: yessirr
: alright
: see ya
ynalbon: ๐
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f1gossips Yn Albon spotted at the paddock today with her brother and fans!
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username omg??? THE STORY?
username fav albon is in the house ๐คญ
username gurl you did not
username so anyone saw that never have I everโฆ
username LOGAN AND YN??
username Whatโs HAPPENING
username Logan????? ๐ฆ
username I could NOT be making up the way he looks at her in the story
username I KNOEW RIGHT
username yall know heโs wearing a damn sunglasses ๐
username LOGAN CAN YOU FIGHT
: dudeee
oscar: whatโd you do?
: i think she hates me
oscar: Logan.
: Alex was pulled off so I offered to walk her back to the motorhome
: and she posted me on her story
: and tagged me???
oscar: so you just went on a walk with her
: and she replied with ๐ to my pick up line
oscar: the sweater one?
oscar: I mean
oscar: Alex seemed chill about it ๐คทโโ๏ธ
: thatโs because he DOESNT know
oscar: simp
: Iโm not
oscar: simp
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ynalbon heโs 27 and I still go to watch him play ๐ซถ
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lilymhe we love a supportive sister โค๏ธโค๏ธ
ynalbon ikrrr ๐
alex_albon *professionally
ynalbon understandable
username Eyes. Logan ๐ฉ
username somebody tell logan that it is illegal to look at yn like that ๐ญ
username YN FOR THE GIRLIESSS
username GOD BLESS AMERICAAA ๐ฆ
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username so does he approves??
username whenโs the wedding๐ฉ
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ynalbon hi nyc ๐ฝ
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username lando??
username tell me something I donโt knowww
username SHEโS IN USA ๐ฆ
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username USA USA USA ๐บ๐ธ
username whereโs Logan.
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oscar: you finally did it huh
: a win is a win ๐ฅ
oscar: Finally.
oscar: when is it happening then?
: idk man
: end of this week? month?
oscar: best of luck to you then๐ซก
: ๐ซก
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logansargeant great to be back in the keys
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ynalbon itโs giving animal crossing
logansargeant whatever that is ๐ซก
ynalbon you donโt know animal crossing? ๐ญ
username heartbeenbrokesomanytimesdontknowwhattobelive
username ITS HAPPENINF YALL
username thatโs very American of you, Logan. Now propose ๐
username y'all need to calm down ๐ญ
username whatโs that??
username even Fred is here ๐ญ
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ynalbon god bless America โค๏ธ
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username justice for Alex ๐
the ending is shit but it is what it is ๐
Iโm gonna start doing taglist fr now so lmk if you wanna be added
โ @jsjcue @namgification
edit: pt.2
any interaction would be greatly appreciated ๐ซถ todayโs a good day to take care of yourself!
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ice princess โธ๏ธ
oscar piastri x figure skater!reader (+ toto wolff's daughter!reader)
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skateupdates: Olympic figure skating pair Y/N Wolff and Valeriy Angelopol have called it quits! Despite competing together since they were children and dating for the last year and a half, Valeriy has released a statement that the duo would be 'going [our] separate ways for the upcoming competition season'. He also stated there were 'no hard feelings regarding the separation, [the couple] just turned out to have irreconcilable differences'. Our reps reached out to Y/N Wolff for a statement but she has declined to speak on it at this time.
user1: WHAT
user2: MUM AND DAD SPLIT UP?
โณ user3: and they won't compete together anymore??
user4: wait will they be retiring? or will they compete in separate categories?
user5: 'she has declined to speak on it at this time' I just KNOW mother is LIVID
โณ user6: no hard feelings my ass ๐
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yourusername๐น๏ธ: back at it โธ๏ธโ๏ธ
user1: DOES THIS MEAN SHE WILL STILL COMPETE
danielricciardo๐น๏ธ: That's our girl!
user2: oscar being the first to like as usual
lewishamilton๐น๏ธ:๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
โณ yourusername๐น๏ธ: don't you dare send fire to melt my ice??
โณ lewishamilton๐น๏ธ: I was being empowering bozo
โณ user3: they're so sibling energy ๐ญ
user4: I'M SO PROUD OF YOU Y/N
oscarpiastri๐น๏ธ: ๐ง๐ง
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โณ user5: is this him 'making a move' ๐ฅด
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oscarpiastri๐น๏ธ: Good day, pumped for a p5 finish ๐
yourinstagram๐น๏ธ: WOAH
โณ user1: SHE"S SO REAL FOR THIS
โณ oscarpiastri๐น๏ธ: What?
โณ yourusername๐น๏ธ: jawline sharper than my skates ๐ณ
โณ oscarpiastri๐น๏ธ: Why are you always bringing my jawline into things?
โณ yourusername๐น๏ธ: OHMYGOD PASTRY ITS CALLED FLIRTING READ SOME SMUT
user2: UHHHHH WHAT WAS THAT INTERACTION WITH Y/N
โณ landonorris๐น๏ธ: IDK MATE
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yourusername๐น๏ธ: thank you for having me @.mclaren!
mclaren๐น๏ธ: The pleasure was all ours Y/N ๐งก
landonorris๐น๏ธ: *oscar's
โณuser1: LANDO TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW
landonorris๐น๏ธ: I didn't even make it onto the post ๐other priorities i guess
โณyourusername๐น๏ธ: I WAS PROUD OF YOU TOO LANDO
oscarpiastri๐น๏ธ: I can't believe you'd post my ducks
โณyourusername๐น๏ธ: NO ONE IS HAPPY WITH ME POST
user2: soooo...the shoes?
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oscarpiastri๐น๏ธ: Proud is an understatement ๐งก๐ฉต
user1: OUR GIRL WON THE GOLD ๐ฅ
โณ user2: the way we haven't heard a peep from her ex skating partner too-
user3: IS THIS AN ANNOUNEMENT FINALLY
yourusername๐น๏ธ: ๐งก๐ฉต
โณ user4: ohmygod do the hearts represent them the papaya for mclaren the ice for y/n
danielricciardo๐น๏ธ: Congratulations Y/N!
user5: daniel being y/ns biggest supporter for like a decade๐ญ๐ฅน
user6: LOOK AT THEM TOGETHER
user7:what the hell does toto think of this ๐ญ
โณ yourusername๐น๏ธ: believe his exact words were 'will oscar come to mercedes now ๐'
user8: @.yourusername so you and oscar DID go skating ๐ฅน๐ฅน
โณ yourusername๐น๏ธ: was like bambi on ice
โณ user9: been waiting for them to realize for so long...like i knew it
โณ landonorris๐น๏ธ: preaching to the choir mate
a/n: thank you for reading! reblogs and feedback help sm <3
i really want to be posting more as I'm so busy with work and also graduating in a few months and that seems to be taking up all my time ๐ฉ but I really appreciate the support I've been receiving and will be working through your requests asap ๐ค
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ASTRO OBSERVATIONS PT.20
โซ Opposite to the stereotype of Leo being a narcissist, its the Aquarians who are more narcissist than ANY other zodiac. Esp its the Dhanishta naks out of the Aqua naks who are so.
โซ I have seen 3 Aquarian moons (of Dhanishta nak) who had a poverty stricken first half of life (childhood, teenage years) but then they become well off like rlly very well off in their second half (esp after marriage). They marry rich ๐ค too. What i am saying here is the dramatic transformation of their financial life.
โซ Pisces men are physically abusive. That's it. Esp the March Pisces. They literally are a bully. (Dont be fooled by the beautiful doe eyes lol)
โซ "WOW What voluminous and luscious hair he's got!" -my โ rising and moon mom commenting on a side character with insignificant role in a movie ๐คฃ. I wasn't noticing that at all...but she seemed to be stuck on that feature ๐.
โซ Martian influence on a chart can actually have a liking to dangerous weapons and ammunitions. (Like idk I weirdly love them ๐๐)
โซ Females with Ketu ruled naks are the first group of people whom male perceive as "threat". (Second is mars btw). Like if the other person is a typical male (egoistic, chauvinist) they will literally hate you to the core coz they know you equal them in all ways (except you know what LMAO ๐คฃ). So they'll try to pin you down or belittle you etc. (sad, but since I have experienced I wanted it to share w you guys)
โซ Also I love the way Ketu Nak women get along becoz mostly they have so much in common. And by that I mean how the society (male dom) treats them. I am not saying they're an "outcast" but the reaction they face just coz the male species get intimidated by us which has an cascading effect on our mental peace is beyond tolerance.
โซKetu naks are sexyyyyyy ๐ค๐๏ธ๐ซฆ๐๏ธโค๏ธโ๐ฅโค๏ธโ๐ฅ
(I always imagine a smokin hot biker girl ๐ฉ๐ปโ๐คwith leather jacket and smoky eyeshadow whenever I hear "Ashwini, Magha and Mula")
โซ I have seen a Chart which was totally "Mars" chart and I'll tell you, that person has Aries asc, Moon, Mars and (Mercury ig is in Scorpio?idr) along with Scorpio sun. And that person is like personified version of the planet itself. So cunning and so shrewd, potentially be a mastermind. Statergic. Secretive af. (Might be their middle name to exaggerate). Close to their mom. Loves friends (friends over anything). Also they have a "reddish" tint to their skin (no health probs, but yeah that planet does that). Knows how to tackle any embarrassing moment in public and deal with it. (I am jealous of him coz i wanted to be like him in every way ๐)
โซLilith and Pluto aspects in natal chart can actually survive 8H synastry. Almost same energy and themes. ๐
โซWhy are Maghas the "scapegoat" of the family? Like they be framed in a situation with which they have no relation with. Its annoying to see. Its like you're locked in your room chilling and as soon as you step out, everyone in the family is blaming you for something or the other. Now you're the "bad guy". (Yo wtf ๐คก). Added to the generosity of Leos, people target you often. ๐
โซLibra men CANNOT stand loneliness and being ostracized at all in any way. I have seen this in every Libra I came across. For eg: if you're the "black sheep" they won't talk to you and will go with what the crowd says. And if people have outcasted them just becoz they're with you/involved with you, they'll drop you like hot potato. People say and stereotype Capricorns for being the one who cares about reputation and all, but her 'Venus-ruled-Saturn-exalted' sister also is same. ๐
(no wonder they're besties lol)
P.S: I read a post here which said "Eye contact with 8H synastry hits different" ( i am not copying, i don't remember the username) and boy is that true ๐๐๐. Like I was -->๐ฏ๐ณ๐ซฃ. Coz I have experienced that ๐คฃ๐คฃ. It does, than any other eye contact I have seen. Lmao ๐คฃ๐คฃ.{Edit: its @zeldasnotes ๐ค๐}
Hope you liked it ๐๐. Until next time! ๐๐ป
Love you y'all โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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What is soft launch? (Carlos Sainz)
Part one
Summary: Max Verstappenโs ex girlfriend moves on with none other than Ferrariโs Carlos Sainz and theyโve managed to keep their relationship under wraps until now. | part two |
Type: Insta au
Face Claim: Cindy Kimberly
Pairing: Carlos Sainz x fem!reader x Ex!boyfriend Max Verstappen
Warning: just a little fluff, cute Carlos.
This is in connection to Fallen Petals ๐
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YourUsername Looking at you๐ท
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Yourbff my bestie is so pretty
Yourusername like you๐
Yourbff If you donโt shut up
YourUsername so aggressive!
Yourbff only because I miss you๐
GigiHadid slaying
YourUsername learned from youuuu
WinnieHarlow ๐๐
Username Carlos been all up in her likes lately๐
Username I noticed that too omg
Username Max really fumbled Y/N fr
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CarlosSainz55 Viรฉndote a ti โค๏ธโ๐ฅ (looking at you)
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LandoNorris I know who youโre looking at ๐
CarlosSainz55 shhhhh landito
Username who is he looking at Lando??
Username not lando lowkey outing him
DanielRicciardo thanks for the invite mate ๐ค
CarlosSainz55 Next time!
LandoNorris me three ๐ซฃ
Username Are Y/N and Carlos on the same boat๐ณ๐ณ
Username And both in Italy at the same time omg
Username She was my favorite wag
Username Carlos really translated her caption into Spanish lmao
Username Not Max liking this ๐
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YourUsername posted on her story
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CarlosSainz55 You deserve that and more baby๐น
YourUsername Thank you for the flowers handsome ๐ฅฐ
Yourbff Godddd heโs so smitten with you I love it!
YourUsername He better be, itโs been almost a year lol
Username About time you move on from Max
Username You deserve them ๐ฅน
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YourUsername Ending summer break in Italy โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
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Yourbff bring back the cat
YourUsername he ran away after we took the picture๐ญ๐ญ
Charlottesiine love seeing you so happyโค๏ธ
YourUsername thank you lovely, see you soon โบ๏ธ
Charlottesiine Canโt wait!
CharlesLeclerc you donโt even get this excited about seeing me??
Charlottesiine ๐ซฃ๐ถ
CarlosSainz55 ๐น
Comment liked by YourUsername
Username things are adding up Carlitos ๐ณ
F1Wags Are we getting our favorite wag back?
Username but this time in red it seems
Username it might not even be him
Username itโs definitely him๐คจ
Username But can we talk about how Y/N has the whole grid in her likes ๐
Username how come even the back of his head looks so good???
โโ
CarlosSainz55 posted on his story
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LandoNorris Is this a soft launch?
CarlosSainz55 what is a soft launch?
LandoNorris ๐๐
YourUsername weโre really soft launching hehehe
CarlosSainz55 Amor what is soft launch?
YourUsername Youโre old
CarlosSainz55 Iโm still in my 20s ๐
CharlesLeclerc about time๐ณ
CarlosSainz55 Can you tell me what is soft launch?
CharlesLeclerc how should I know? ๐
CarlosSainz55 gee thanks mr.inchident
DanielRicciardo mate is that Y/N?
CarlosSainz55 uhโฆyes?
DanielRicciardo Max is gonna have a field day lmao but congrats, youโve got a good one!
CarlosSainz55 His loss๐คทโโ๏ธ And thank you Danny!
TO BE CONTINUED
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
Part two coming soon! I couldnโt fit more pictures, 10 is the limit ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Also this is my first insta au so I know itโs not that great, but I really enjoyed making it.
P.S. this is in connection to Fallen Petals (which Iโm almost done writing the second part) because if yโall thought I would just let Y/N suffer while Max was unfaithful girllll no ๐ค
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Married
Can be a pt 2 to my engagement one, but it can be read on its own
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y/n hold my heart, it's beating for you anyway
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tchalamet SOON SOONY SOON SOON
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tchalamet i can't wait for you to be my WIFE
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y/n I can't wait for you to be my HUSBAND
rachelzegler so excited for you!! your dress is beautiful ๐ซถ
y/n so is yours ๐คญ๐ซถ๐ซถ
@y/n just tweeted- only a few more days til my wedding w this guy omg๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
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@ynsbejewled replied- LMFAOOO ALSO ARE YOU GONNA SHARE SOME BTS WITH USS ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ญ๐ญ
@y/n replied- maybe just a little bit, it's pretty intimate so ๐คญ
@realchalamet replied- I hate you.
@y/n liked and replied to @tchalamet- ok. we'll see if you still agree w that in a few days... at the ALTAR.... where I'll become your WIFE.
@tchalamet replied to @y/n- ... I love you baby im jk always joking never serious I could never hate you I love you forever
@ynssocks replied- PLEASEEEE
@cinemayn replied- I love how she still teases him ๐๐ญ
@realchalamet just tweeted- GETTING MARRIED SO SOON
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@realchalamet just tweeted- HERE COMES THE BRIDE ๐ฃ๐ฃ
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@realchalamet just tweeted- WE'RE GETTING MARRIEDDDDD @y/n
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y/n just posted a story!
caption- bro is hella excited !!! ๐คญ๐คญ๐๐๐๐ TOMORROWWWWW
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y/n wow oh wow. I didn't think I could love you any more, and then you became my husband. my absolute favorite person in this entire universe. I love you forever and ever
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tchalamet I'm gonna cry again stop omg
y/n you're literally right next to me
tchalamet forever and everrrr ๐ซถ
florencepugh my favourite couple ever. I love you both. what a beautiful ceremony.
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rachelzegler beautiful as always y/n!!!
y/n ily thank you my wonderful bridesmaid
tchalamet just posted two stories!
caption- my WIFE ๐
y/n just posted a story!
caption- we got rings on now ๐ณ๐ณ im a wife???
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tchalamet marrying you has been the greatest joy of my life. I love you endlessly and for eternity Y/N L/N.
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florenceyn CANT BELIEVE WE RLY SAW THEIR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP PROGRESS LIKE THISWOWWW
ynlnsfluffysocks YALL LOOK SO BEAUTFUL PLEASEEE MY PARENTSSS
timmysgf oh god now we gotta hear more about her from him ๐๐ just waiting for that divorce now
rachelzegler get a life!
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tchalamet i second that โ๏ธโ๏ธ get a fucking life ๐
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shawnmendes congratulations ๐๐๐ผ
atreidesyn girl give it up it's been years !!
sabsyn wym??
spectacularyn they used to date ๐
sabsyn WHAT NAUR WAYYYY
spideyyn YUPPP he was lowkey terrible, he shit on her sooo much when they broke up and compared her to his ex in a few interviews ๐ he was a weirdly jealous man
sabsyn wowww wtf... looking this up omg fuck him
duneschalamet THE most beautful couple inside and out I swear
zendaya I LOVE YALL SO BADDD CONGRATS MY FAVORITE PEOPLEEE
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feather , part 33
โ no, duh โ
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lhughes_06
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lhughes_06 call me gordon ramsay the way iโm always cookin ๐ฎโ๐จ๐งโ๐ณ
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jamie.drysdale bro maxxed out frat boy speak
โ lhughes_06 โ๏ธ๐ซต๐คซ๐งโโ๏ธ
username43 I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THATโS HER
jackhughes is that what the burning smell was
โ lhughes_06 HEY I DID NOT BURN ANYTHING
โ jackhughes tell that to the smoke detector
โ lhughes_06 SHUT UP
yourusername when he can cook ๐
โ rutgermcgroarty WHAAAAAAAAT
โ markestapa SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE CAMERA ๐ธ
โ lhughes_06 oh ๐ณ
โ dylanduke25 ๐ฑ๐ฑ
โ _quinnhughes oh. OH. OH? O H ?
โ edwards.73 WAIT A SECONDโฆโฆ..
โ jackhughes what the fuck!
โ colecaufield WHAT DID I MISS???
โ trevorzegras did you have some secret intervention that i was not a part of?!?
โ _alexturcotte say it again no fucking balls
โ jamie.drysdale i checked life360 i know where you are ๐
โ adamfantilli so WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
โ luca.fantilli I LEFT MY PHONE ALONE FOR ONE MINUTE AND I COME BACK TO FIND THIS
โ mackie.samo go ahead n repeat that one for me
โ yourusername now that i have all your attention did you see that drake video ๐จ
edwards.73 this is the hardest soft launch iโve ever seen
โ rutgermcgroarty i bet somethingโs harder tho ๐
โ lhughes_06 โ
rutgermcgroarty
โ markestapa WHAT
โ yourusername WOAHHHH ๐๐
โ _quinnhughes BRO WHAT THE FUCK
โ jackhughes the dick jokes are getting worse
โ trevorzegras but i taught him well jackhughes
username10 bro exposed half her face thinking we werenโt gonna know ๐
โ username87 i meannnnnn we all know anyways ๐ซข๐ซข
trevorzegras whens the hard launch
โ lhughes_06 well donโt spoil the surprise
โ trevorzegras ๐ฅ
โ colecaufield whos gonna tell him
โ _quinnhughes not me
โ jackhughes def not me
โ yourusername i volunteer as tribute ๐โโ๏ธ
markestapa luke is a dumbass confirmed
โ lhughes_06 mark is a bully confirmed
โ markestapa ๐คฌ
โ lhughes_06 ๐
luca.fantilli remember when you used to post about the friend group? cuz i dont ๐
โ lhughes_06 i just wanna show of my gf ๐
โ lhughes_06 is that so wrong ๐๐
โ luca.fantilli yes
โ lhughes_06 ohโฆ
โ yourusername and iโm sure your gf wants to show you off too lhughes_06
โ lhughes_06 well if she did then iโd be very flattered
โ yourusername ah then you should be pretty flattered cuz iโm almost 100% positive she wants to
โ luca.fantilli CAN YOU TWO PLEASE FUCKING STOP ๐ญ
username51 man im ngl ur girlfriends hot
โ lhughes_06 oh hell no BACK UP
โ username40 LMAOOO
elblue6 oh thatโs great sweetie! when did you learn to cook?
โ jackhughes mom he still doesnโt know how to
โ lhughes_06 YES I DO
โ elblue6 did your best friend and newly turned girlfriend teach you?
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โ lhughes_06 MOM YOUโRE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT
โ _quinnhughes ๐
โ elblue6 oops
username88 ellenโs actually a fucking savage
โ username92 mama hughes ๐ซถ
username13 iโm waiting for fuckin tmz to make some article about this shit
โ username7 GOODBYE NOT TMZ
username65 luke sweetie even my non hockey friends know about this shit.. you gotta step it up
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_quinnhughes bro thinks hes cooking just cuz he got a girl
โ lhughes_06 I COOKED SO HARD FYM
โ yourusername lukey ily but you did not cook whatsoever ๐ญ๐ญ
โ colecaufield we cooked for him
โ adamfantilli and burned 2 kitchens down in the process
โ lhughes_06 so what iโm hearing is you did more damage than i did
โ _alexturcotte ๐คซ๐คซ
dylanduke25 she literally doesnโt even like steak
โ lhughes_06 and how would you know that
โ dylanduke25 because she texted the group chat that like two years ago
โ lhughes_06 ACCORDING TO RESEARCH taste buds change about every 7 years soooo
โ edwards.73 dude she turned you into a nerd
โ yourusername on behalf of his gf THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A NERD
โ markestapa ๐๐ yourusername
username22 he aint foolin anyone
username78 oh my god he can cook ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
rutgermcgroarty but isnโt being able to cook like the bare minimum
โ lhughes_06 noโฆโฆ..(?)
โ yourusername YES IT IS ๐๐
โ lhughes_06 I MEAN YES IT IS
โ markestapa no itโs not ๐๐
โ yourusername i mean they jus gotta know the basics is what iโm saying yk
โ mackie.samo your man knows more than just the basics from what iโve heard
โ yourusername yes he does ๐คญ๐คญ
โ dylanduke25 shit is that why i canโt get a date
adamfantilli i really thought you werenโt gonna post her ๐
โ lhughes_06 donโt be jealous man donโt worry
โ adamfantilli iโm not jealous ๐๐
โ mackie.samo idk you kinda do seem jealous
โ adamfantilli IโM NOT
โ luca.fantilli itโs okay bro let it out
โ yourusername awww adam do you want his attention ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ
โ adamfantilli stfu i KNOW you canโt be talking yourusername
โ yourusername oh ! ๐
โ markestapa LMFAOOO
username9 you live to torture us
username27 thereโs no point in begging theyโre never gonna do a hard launch
โ username66 itโs not like they need to
jamie.drysdale youโve successfully shivered my timbers
โ lhughes_06 what ๐ฅ
โ jamie.drysdale my timbers are shivered as fuck
โ colecaufield LMAO
โ lhughes_06 I DONโT GET IT
โ jamie.drysdale i donโt need to see you two kissing on insta i already see it every day on ft
โ trevorzegras i mean at least youโre getting a show ๐ซฃ๐ซฃ
โ jamie.drysdale GOD NO
โ jamie.drysdale iโm going to vomit
โ jamie.drysdale never make that implication ever again
luca.fantilli what a jumpscare
โ lhughes_06 bro stop fucking hating ๐
โ luca.fantilli i canโt help myself
โ yourusername get off the fanboy agenda lu ๐๐
โ luca.fantilli fuck both of you
โ adamfantilli i think theyโre already doing that luca.fantilli
โ yourusername MY GOD NO
username33 i donโt think they know what soft launch means anymore
_quinnhughes you didnโt even have the decency to put a trigger warning ๐
โ lhughes_06 wtf would it even say ๐ญ
โ jackhughes tw happy couple
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yourusername shitโs feelin a little too soft now.. might have to switch it up ๐ซฃ
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markestapa are u saying what i think ur saying
markestapa ARE YOU FUCKING SAYING WHAT I THINK YOUโRE SAYING????
โ yourusername idk marky what do you think iโm saying ๐ซข
โ markestapa shut the fuck up dont tease me like this
โ yourusername youโre such a fan stop acting like you donโt know weโre already together ๐๐
โ markestapa thanks for crushing my dreams and aspirations๐
jamie.drysdale i know you forced him to wear that shirt
โ yourusername WHAT NO I DIDNโT
โ trevorzegras lying is a sin โผ๏ธ
โ yourusername is it so hard for you to believe that maybe he just genuinely loves me ๐
โ jackhughes yes
โ _alexturcotte honestly itโs harder to believe that you genuinely love him
โ yourusername ARE YOU CALLING ME UNFAITHFUL??
โ colecaufield lmfaooo no weโre just saying heโs hard to love
โ _quinnhughes damn
โ lhughes_06 damn.
username65 HINTING AT A HARD LAUNCH??
โ yourusername am i?? ๐
edwards.73 i donโt think you wanna hard launch him
โ yourusername why ๐
โ edwards.73 everyoneโs gonna get jumpscared
โ lhughes_06 uncool bro. UNCOOL.
โ mackie.samo lukey boy you sound pretty offended as her โbest friendโ
โ lhughes_06 iโm just being a cool best friend and getting offended for her boyfriend WHO IโM SURE IS GREAT AND AMAZING AND SUPER HANDSOME
โ rutgermcgroarty okay buddy you do you
username21 OH MY GOD HARD LAUNCH RIGHT NOW
username73 FUCKING FINALLYYYY
lhughes_06 youโre actually so cute
โ yourusername my bf doesnโt approve of you go away โโ
โ lhughes_06 aw shucks
โ jackhughes AW SHUCKS??? ๐
โ rutgermcgroarty stop the glazing
โ luca.fantilli biggest dickrider iโve ever seen
โ dylanduke25 literally hop off her dick bro
โ mackie.samo you guys smell that?? cuz i smell a d1 dickrider
โ trevorzegras bro folded so hard
โ _alexturcotte stay strong my brother
โ lhughes_06 shut the fuck upppp
username54 youโre killing me ๐
colecaufield are you stepping on his docs
โ yourusername theyโre dupes ๐๐
โ lhughes_06 THEY ARE NOT DUPES
โ lhughes_06 i mean from what iโve heard at least
โ _quinnhughes youโre fumbling this secret really hard
โ edwards.73 thereโs nothing to fumble at this point ๐ญ _quinnhughes
โ markestapa bro has enough money to buy 100 pairs of doc martens and still gets the dupes
โ yourusername financial management!
adamfantilli itโs SUMMER. why did he buy you skates ๐ญ๐ญ
โ yourusername indoor rinks ๐๐
โ luca.fantilli use your brain little bro
โ rutgermcgroarty ๐ง adamfantilli
โ adamfantilli thatโs.. not what people use that emoji for
โ rutgermcgroarty i know exactly what they use it for ๐๐
โ yourusername HUH????
โ lhughes_06 whats wrong with buying her skates during the summer ๐
_alexturcotte ๐งฑ๐
โ yourusername LMAOOO I READ THAT SO WRONG
โ _quinnhughes how the hell do you read it wrong itโs literally emojis?
โ dylanduke25 bricked up rocket?????? wtf is that
โ _quinnhughes never mind
โ mackie.samo it means hard launch dumbass ๐๐ dylanduke25
trevorzegras do you just tie a bow around everything and call it coquette now
โ yourusername thatโs exactly what i do
โ trevorzegras oh ๐ฐ๐ฐ
โ mackie.samo SO COQUETTE ๐บ
โ colecaufield so coke ett!
โ jackhughes i thought it was pronounced coke-eh???
โ yourusername cocaine
โ jamie.drysdale oh.
โ markestapa novocaine yourusername
โ edwards.73 why are we naming drugs
โ rutgermcgroarty NOVACANE markestapa
โ dylanduke25 FRANK OCEAN ๐ฅฐ
โ _alexturcotte what the hell is going on
username56 THE FLOWERS ARE SO CUTE
username29 does he spoil you
โ yourusername he does ๐คญ
_quinnhughes i see heโs treating my lil drizzy good
โ yourusername wtf u never call me that
โ _quinnhughes whatโs wrong with calling you lil drizzy ๐ฅ๐ฅ
โ trevorzegras itโs MY nickname for her
โ yourusername ehhhh trevorzegras
โ trevorzegras shush now
โ trevorzegras AND PLAGIARISM IS ILLEGAL
โ _quinnhughes shut your face zegras
โ trevorzegras face is shut ๐ซก๐ซก
mackie.samo i flinched out of utter terror
โ yourusername next time i see you youโre gonna flinch cuz of my fist
โ mackie.samo okay then square up ๐ค
โ yourusername i got your sisters on speed dial
โ mackie.samo i got your brother and bf on speed dial ๐๐
โ yourusername but they canโt hit me or else my mommy will get mad
โ mackie.samo fucking cry baby
โ yourusername suck it ๐คฌ
dylanduke25 is that book cinderella
โ yourusername only you would look closely enough to notice what book iโm reading ๐ญ
โ dylanduke25 what can i say i love the details
โ yourusername mhm i bet the girls love you
โ dylanduke25 no actually they donโt ๐
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โ dylanduke25 i bet your bfโs punching the air rn
โ yourusername heโs currently whining about you and laying on top of me ๐๐
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jackhughes mom misses you
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โ _quinnhughes the ass kissing is crazy
โ yourusername shut up before i tag your mom
โ lhughes_06 momโs trying to steal my girl ๐คฌ
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i hope you guys had a great day, valentine or not!!
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least you've got points | l. norris
lando norris x sainz!reader
part one / two / three
the landosainz saga
a/n: p17 to p5 ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ that's the a/n. also kika is so mother in this, get ready to watch her boss lando and pierre
synopsis: lando gains 12 positions in the mexico grand prix. aka ln4 masterclass
face claim: sophia weber
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ynsainzzz ig grid full of lando is kinda too fangirl of me so my fit today !!!! BUT LANDO P17 TO P5 HOW COULD I NOT BE PROUD OF MY POOKIE TODAY ๐งก๐งก๐งก
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landonorris I love you princess ๐๐๐งก
ynsainzzz landonorris i luh youuuu
francisca.cgomes LAAAANDOOOOOOO
ynsainzzz francisca.cgomes ๐๐๐
landonorris francisca.cgomes KI KI KI AYEEE
francisca.cgomes could swear i thought u said rookie ๐ญ๐ญ
ynsainzzz francisca.cgomes that's my oscarpiastri ๐
oscarpiastri ynsainzzz proud to be your rookie Y/N ๐
pierregasly Don't really care about seeing Lando on your Insta grid 24/7, just please shut up about stroopwafels
ynsainzzz pierregasly but... but they're good ๐ฅบ
landonorris pierregasly are you shaming my girlfriend for having a stroopwafel addiction?! You and me outside Gasman ๐ก
pierregasly landonorris aight bet you muppet ๐ก
francisca.cgomes pierregasly landonorris sit down you two ๐
landonorris francisca.cgomes okay sry Kika ๐
pierregasly francisca.cgomes sorry Kika ):
username francisca.cgomes damn you've got them in a chokehold bestie ๐ณ
francisca.cgomes username ๐ญ๐ญ god i am not your strongest soldier
username2 i knew you were one of us miss y/n ๐๐
username3 I missed seeing you on your own grid ๐ญ she really is one of us
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ynsainzzz mexico dump is here!!!! + since you all love when i explain each pic...
1. me in the ferrari garage since mr. carlossainz55 practically dragged me by the ear to come watch him during quali (dw landonorris i was watching you the whole time๐)
2. dinner w carlitos that night. again, dragged me by the ear
3. the amazing amazing mclaren pit crew. srsly i love you guys thank you for all your hard work ๐๐ฝ
4. landoscar. need i say more
5. me fangirling outside lewis' garage bc yes he's my friend but he is STILL lewis hamilton ๐ณ
6. lewis. i caught a meme of lewis. am i lucky or am i lucky
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landonorris Baby I live for your dumps. And I mean every kind of dump.
ynsainzzz landonorris wow you really love me
landonorris ynsainzzz word. take that Y/N's exes
ynsainzzz landonorris okay yeah don't do that.
carlossainz55 I did not drag you by the ear, stop being so dramatic. Can't a brother just feel like having his sister's support right then and there for a while?
ynsainzzz carlossainz55 okay big man, no need to write a whole ass essay in my comments ๐
carlossainz55 Also I paid for dinner stop whining
ynsainzzz carlossainz55 obviously, you know i'd never go on a sibling date with you if you're not paying
francisca.cgomes ynsainzzz that's a W sister right there
carlosainz55 francisca.cgomes come on Kika, on my side for once
francisca.cgomes carlossainz55 nah. the y/n side is the better side. sry carlos
lewishamilton Did me dirty in the last pic Y/N ๐
you promised you wouldn't post it tho
ynsainzzz lewishamilton sorry lew it's too funny not to!!! ๐
pierregasly It's nice to see red on your grid โค๏ธ
ynsainzzz pierregasly leave me alone im still mad at your stroopwafel comment
pierregasly ynsainzzz come on Y/N, I already said sorry ๐ญ๐ญ come on I'll buy you all the stroopwafels you want and I'll never say another word about it ever
carlandoooo ynsainzzz if it's any consolation, i love your obsession with stroopwafels Y/N
ynsainzzz carlandoooo you're my best friend. i'll tell kika to add you in the grp chat
carlandoooo ynsainzzz love you ๐ see pierregasly it's not hard to embrace the stroop
francisca.cgomes carlandoooo on god
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I'm sorry but I'm going insane for your idea of Lilith and Luci getting a sinner pregnant together can we please have more of your thoughts on this idea ๐
Absolutely because I'm a dirty little heathen and Season 2 isn't just about to magically pop up out of the ground and I've had SOME THOUGHTS and also this post is way longer than it should be ๐
I was sitting and I was thinking of the concept of the Hotel having communal breakfasts or having at least one day of the week where there's food served and everyone (typically) eats together, not only as a bonding/unity sort of thing but also simular to how real hotels can have complimentary breakfast as part of your stay, and like, yeesh this is actually an entirely separate fic idea in of itself but you're talking with Alastor and you're saying something along the lines of "oh yeah, well, I was actually starting to think a lot about motherhood before I died, but, raising children is so complicated, not to mention society right now is so genuinely hostile and dangerous to children, and i wouldn't have been able to afford it anyways, and, well, you know, NOW i literally can't have them down here"
AND FROM THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE END OF THE TABLE
COMPLETELY UNPROMPTED
HERE'S LILITH, "Oh! It wouldn't be impossible at all! You and Lucifer could still have a baby :)"
RECORD SCRATCH SOUND EFFECT AS EVERYONE LOOKS TO THE QUEEN OF HELL. She seems completely unbothered while her husband is A TOMATO, he can barely even look in your direction, he's just tugging on her sleeve, "L-Lili, cmon, don't say things like that ๐ณ๐ฅด" and awkwardly laughing, maybe even asking to speak to his wife in private (I feel like its a regular occurrence for these two to dip out of a room and reappear and Lilith is reapplying her lipstick as she re-enters followed by a kiss covered Lucifer lmao)
Can you even imagine going to Charlie, "hey um, this is awkward, your mom keeps like. Jesus please don't kill me I'm not a homewrecker but your mom keeps making comments about me having a baby with your dad and she sounds completely serious about it and shes been bringing it up for like two weeks" and you could not be saying this in a more obvious "hey girl this is weird and I don't like it, can you chat with your parents for me to stop this" kind of way BUT, the actual way Charlie is responding ALSO THROWS YOU OFF. I can see it already, Charlie all but LIGHTS UP WITH EXCITEMENT and she, takes a breath, "oh!! I mean!! You don't have to do anything you don't want to obviously, bbBUT UH THAT BEING SAID oh gosh that sounds like it would make you really happy, aaaaand and I know you wanted a family of your own and, hey isn't this place about new beginnings and" GIRL WE AREN'T HAVING A BABY WITH YOUR DAD TF?
You know how I made that post "hey Lucifer kind of appears to have these vague Master Of All type powers down in Hell, what if he could manipulate your dreams and made you dream about being a kid because he's wanting to heal your inner child/adopt you". I also started thinking recently about Lucifer AND OR Lilith using these powers to make you dream about 1) being with them in general and more specifically 2) motherhood and i started mentally deep diving for that shit. Like. It could genuinely actually get so fucked up actually. Could you imagine you're just, VULNERABLE with the Queen of Hell and you're drunk and you're crying and you're just, SPILLING EVERYTHING, she's getting your entire life's story, and she's petting your hair as youre way too drunk to realize youre telling her way too much, amd she's just thinking "oh you poor thing, human society sounds absolutely dreadful now" and like. Think of it from a hypothetical fantasy psychology perspective. It's not like Lilith has never been part of modern society, she's been a member of Hell forever and has only been out of contact for 7 years, BUT she also exists from a time predating all of that AND she built Hell with Lucifer, so like, imagine she actually starts forming some um Strong Opinions on how, it sounds like all these complicated modern things are really dragging you down, both as a person and as a free spirit, and comes to a consensus that your life needs to be a little... simpler
I'm serious, I'm talking "Lilith makes you dream about being In The Actual Goddamn Garden Of Eden Itself with her and Lucifer and you're ALL naked". Just completely controlling your dream. You're naked as the day you were born and so are they and you can't control your dream at ALL. Lilith is wanting to like, watch you peacefully frolic around, I'm talking she wants to see you having your Hot Nymph Summer where you're napping in beds of flowers and you're having birds land on your finger and you're gasping at all the pretty flowers and wanting to explore and, experiencing the beauty of being alive without all these messy modern nuances and it's like NO MAAM I DONT WANT TO PICK BERRIES FROM THAT BUSH, YOU CAN SEE M Y BUSH AND I CAN SEE YOURS AND YOUR HUSBANDS---
Alastor is over here thinking he's hot shit, "oh I do so wish we could return to simpler times without all these modern trivial problems!!" MEANWHILE LILITH IS LIKE. ACTUALLY GOING THAT EXTRA MILE. Alastor is like "boo cellphones are bad and women dont dress modestly enough, people these days spend too mych time with technology and not with family" meanwhile in "the garden" a completely naked Lilith is braiding your hair and weaving flowers into it while an also completely naked Lucifer is feeding you berries by hand as they discuss the idea of having a nice fun swim in the lake passed the glade, like you guys really are frolicking and fucking around like a bunch of fairies and it's. It's peaceful and fun but also you miss your cellphone and having underwear ๐ฉ like miss queen of hell can I PLEASE get some boob support--
Moving on, I was thinking of the Fake Garden in of itself, as its own idea, but like in this poly baby raising context, it would be essentially Phase 1 of the plan to normalize their presences to you and make you more comfortable around them and then skipping into Phase 10 of "oh hey by the way you're gonna have a dream about um sleeping with the King and Queen of Hell and it's Totally Not Real and you're Totally Definitely Not Actually Like For Real For Real Legitimately Pregnant Now ;)" like. First off before I get any farther in this post can we just like acknowledge the like HEINOUSNESS of you not knowing everything is "real dreams" and LiliLuci using this to their full advantage to ask and find out anything about you because basically to them, they think you're just being boggled down and negatively influences by modern human society and you're like an onion they have to peel some layers off of first to expose those juicy inner tender bits
Just. Ok. Like. High level fantasy horror concept ok, here we go I'm gonna cook here:
It eventually does move on to you having dreams about living in an actual home with Lucifer and Lilith, sleeping with them in you know, All Those Ways, basically in what you think is some weird imaginary throuple that while you do find yourself enjoying it like actually, you can't wake up from it, and these dreams can feel WAY too long sometimes. You're dreaming of some, "am I a man dreaming I am a butterfly or am I a butterfly dreaming i am a man" shit where you hit the pillow in Hell and Dream You is waking up, seeing your husband and wife get ready for work and you're basically a pampered stay at home spouse. I honestly can't decide what dynamic would be cuter: both of them having jobs, you and Lilith having jobs while Lucifer is the house husband, only Lilith having a job while you and Lucifer do dumb shit at home, or Lucifer being big daddy and bringing home all the money while you and Lilith lounge by the pool and she takes you to the spa and pampers you all day and is sending texts and photos of how cute you are to her husband while he's working
You're probably thinking "wait but weeb this is actually kind of cute, where is the horror" and for starters it just kind of, mentally wears your energy down over time to 'never shut your brain off' and have true rest, like Lilith and Lucifer intentionally 'trade' you being alert in reality to you being more conscious in the dream world, so, you're not as present when you're around ACTUAL people as you are when you're in their little, fucked up pocket dimension.
Then you've got. The baby. You're pregnant ONLY in the dream. You have THE ACTUAL PAINFUL EXPERIENCE of giving birth, BUT THEN you're waking up and you can't hold your child, show them to your friends, have the, SANITY AND COMFORT OF KNOWING YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ONE. You're waking up DEVASTATED. Where's your baby? ๐ฅบ oh right.... They're not... actually real... like it fucks you up psychologically
I just picture, if I were to put it in an order of events. You go from 1. Lilith and Lucifer are just your casual acquaintances, Charlie's parents that you know through her 2. They start getting closer to you as you stay longer at the Hotel 3. Ok we get along and have fun moments and even sing songs and we have fun times with your daughter ^^ 4. Ok you're getting maybe a little comfortable, am I tripping or are you a little too comfortable 5. You're Bush Out in Fake Eden 6. You accidentally slip up and get more cozy with them in reality because Ok Maybe The Stupid Garden Bullshit IS Fun And Maybe A Little Soul Healing ๐ 7. You're getting banged in the Garden 8. Being in reality is awkward now, suddenly you're avoiding them less, so you're dreaming about them more, having them push themselves closer to you in response to you trying to pull away, like even if you're spending entire days outside of the Hotel you can't escape needing to sleep eventually 9. Suddenly you're like, not in Eden, you're in a hospital getting an ultrasound w Lili Luci holding your hands as a doctor tells the three of you you're pregnant and oh no you're actually really happy and excited about it ๐ฅบ 10. crushing crushing reality. You're single and not pregnant and you're beating yourself up for these fucked up dreams you're blaming yourself for having, as if they're some self conscious desire and you're kinkshaming yourself for having them 11. Dream You is having your baby, everyone is so happy like it's actually so perfect, even when you're stressed as a first time parent you have so much love and support to keep you strong 12. You wake up and it's nothing but DEPRESSION DEPRESSION DEPRESSION where is my baby and my wife and my husband who love me and I love them DEPRESSION DEPRESSION DEPRESSION 13. Lilith and Lucifer HAVE TO to spill that Hey Our Baby Is Real because you're like going near insane with "grief" like youre like actually wanting to try and end your life or constantly self harming because Where Is MY CHILD 14. You're so fucked up at this point you don't care to ask questions when they hand your Very Much Real Baby to you looking exactly how you remember them from your dreams. You're just happy your baby is real and now you can be with them all of the time and you don't even care that um This Was Such A Fucking Ethically Dubious Conception.
Do you think the other Hotel residents would have a sliding scale of being ok with this. Like you just SHOW UP WITH THIS LITTLE BLONDE BABY IN YOUR ARMS and Lilith and Lucifer are all but glued to you and they're all fucking confused because WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN??? you barely even spend time with these two, or so they thought??? When were you PREGNANT??? HOW??? I feel like realistically if they aren't all, you know, as Equally Crazy For You, that they would find this extremely manipulative and fucked up MEANWHILE CHARLIE DOESNT CARE and may have been in on it.
Also "something something what if Reader being able to get pregnant also turned out to be like God Himself being like 'hey lucifer lilith here's the deal I'm throwing you a bone right now, ok, this is for you, to keep things chill between us mk' and there are added layers of Oh Shit You Were Created To Be With Them" as if your ass wouldn't have an impossible enough time escaping as is ๐ญ๐
But like... the concept of Reader falling so deep into "grief" that it gets so bad that you're basically not eating or sleeping, Lucirer and Lilith were always gonna tell you but they're forced to do it abruptly because you just breakdown and can't stop crying. Or it's even Charlie disobeying her parents and running up to you with your baby who stops crying the moment they're in your arms
I also just... as a final note..... just as a cute palette cleanser there's one specific idea I keep thinking of... you have your new baby and you're showing it to all your Hotel buddies and you give it to Alastor to hold because your baby was giggling and gurgling at him and you're just, death grip on his shoulder, "alastor please hold my child :) they're excited go meet you, say hi" and while you're like, vaguely threatening him to interact with this baby which he has Extremely Valid Reasons To Find Abhorrent, his deer ears move or twitch, and your baby is just looking up at him with their big eyes, watching those ears twitch, and, poof! Your baby has their first Lucifer/Lilith related shape-shifting incident and suddenly your baby has twitching little red ears and they're looking up at Alastor with these big cute eyes and here you are, "alastor :) aren't you going to praise my baby :) they just had their very first shift and it's for you :) tell them what a good job they did :) you're not trying to make my baby uncomfortable are you :)" and. Ok Maybe this does win Alastor over a bit being the narcissist that he is BUT THE TRUE REWARD is Lucifer scrambling into the room after you call out in excitement, dropping to his knees and all but wailing, "NO, WHY IS MY BABY HAVING THEIR FIRST SHIFT FOR Y O U AND I MISSED IT" and you just have Alastor being an ABSOLUTE SHIT, suddenly oh so cozy with your baby, "well talent recognizes talent! This little one clearly has potential! Why, look at how clearly they ALREADY ADORE THEIR DEAR UNCLE ALASTOR >:)" and from then on you can't leave these two men alone with your baby or they'll be having nonstop contests to "win them over" and prove who the best role model/caretaker is
Ok. Lastly. Lastly lastly lastly. THIS BABY SPECIFICALLY IS RUINING MY LIFE. Look at those STUPID CHUBBY cheeks and those big eyes and how attentive and focused she is like oh my godddddddd if LiliLuci handed one of those to me "this is yours" i would just die like ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ man, I'll have to tell you guys later about my idea for "Reader wants to see if Rosie will let them adopt a Hellborn baby and Alastor helps vouch for you and lowkey becomes your husband/the child's second parent" or "Reader finds an abandoned imp baby and all the shenanigans/protective possessive feelings from your yandere/s that follow once you begin your motherhood journey "
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lh44 | all eyes on you, my magician
pairing: lewis hamilton x f!merc admin!reader
summary: [ social media au ] lewis has a soft spot for the person behind the mercedes account and is a little obvious about it
warnings: one (1) swear word
faceclaim: maisie peters
author's note: it's been a hot minute (two years) since i've written x reader or social media aus, bear with me :) enjoy!
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mercedesamgf1 very important good boy(s) appreciation post โค๏ธ
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roscoelovescoco love's the photos!
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user all i want to know is who took the first picture ๐ง
โช user same like who got you smiling like that lewis???
yourusername the cutest!! seeing roscoe was truly the highlight of my week
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โช user lewis whatcha doing in the likes ๐คจ
โช user it wasn't just lewis' main he also liked on roscoe's acc ๐ญ what is going on
โช user so we're all taking this as yourusername seeing roscoe in person instead of through instagram like the rest of us peasants right?
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mercedesamgf1 #throwbacktuesday to the spanish gp โฎ
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user lewis is so obviously admin's favorite that it's not even funny at this point ๐
โช user poor george having to thirdwheel whatever admin and lewis have going on
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โช user george liked??? lewis and admin what do you have to say for yourself
โช mercedesamgf1 no comment ๐
user okay now i'm curious who exactly runs the merc account?
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yourusername summer break dump ๐ฅ
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roscoelovescoco we's misses you's!
โช user we?? we???? roscoe hamilton explain yourself ๐ค
โช yourusername i miss you two too ๐ซถ
โช user you two???!!! ๐ณ
carmenmmundt don't get attacked by an ostrich xoxo
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โช carmenmmundt good girl โค๏ธ proud of you for keeping my darling safe
โช georgerussell63 ?????????????
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user not lewis tagging both y/n and mercedes ๐
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georgerussell63 hard launch much?
โช carmenmmundt babe i'm pretty sure y/n's posts on the merc account counted as their soft launch ๐
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yourusername happy to see roscoe again ๐ถ
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โช yourusername you're okay too i guess... ๐
โช yourusername jk i love you to the moon and saturn ๐
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mercedesamgf1 congratulations lewis and y/n ๐น
โช susie_wolff toto wants me to inform you that that's not how you're meant to be using the account. that aside, i'm so proud of both of you! come to dinner soon ๐
โช mercedesamgf1 tysm susie ๐ฅฐ and tell bossman that he can get on instagram himself if he wants to yell at me
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invisible string | m33 | part one
Description: You face a career-ending injury, that forces you to give up your childhood dream. 7 years later, you return to the paddocks as a guest - and as the Team Principal of Prema Racing. What happens when feelings are too difficult to hide?
Author's Note: first part focuses more on the past. fc: courtney eaton.
Pairing: max verstappen/racer!reader
part two |
(2015, Mercedes-AMG Petronas.)
(2016, Mercedes-AMG Petronas)
your_name_updates: Y/N L/N wins first F1's German Grand Prix, with Lewis Hamilton third. @itsmee_yn
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ynsupporter: I'm so proud of her
maxverstappen1: A well deserved win! WDC next? @itsmee_yn
- itsmee_yn: depends if u give me a kiss for good luck
- - maxverstappen1: ๐ณ
lewisloversupports: Ya'll let girls into F1 and this happens...
iloveyoulewishamilton: This is totally unfair. Lewis should've won the GP ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ
itsmee_yn: is it just me or is the redbull garage kinda crazy? @danydk1 @maxverstappen1
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danydk1: Crazy because of a certain Mercedes driver.. ๐คฃ
maxverstappen1: You are a spy sent from Merc loll
- itsmee_yn: and ur an accomplice for letting me in
ynischampion: I hope that you win the WDC
bandanasupporter: I wish that you'll be the #1st woman WDC
LEWIS HAMILTON AND Y/N L/N'S FRIENDSHIP ON THE ROCKS: HAMILTON WILL NOT LET L/N WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP.
It is no secret that Hamilton and L/N are friends. They have posted each other on instagram, and L/N talks about him in their interviews, but according to an insider - the friendship is reaching an end. With L/N's back-to-back victories and Hamilton's lousy attacks, a rivalry is not out of the question.
When asked why Lewis Hamilton tried to overtake Y/N L/N in the German GP his response was: "What am I supposed to do? Just let the girl win? Of course not, I'm fighting for my championship. This is sports and if she doesn't understand it - she can pack her bags."
L/N is yet to make a statement.
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reynaduoo: this is breaking my heart ๐
mercedeslovvvv: Is Mercedes so good that they're own drivers are fighting with each other? ๐
mercedessupports: Y/N L/N and Lewis Hamilton have unfollowed each other on social media. Y/N has also taken off the "Aunt to Roscoe" on her bio.
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isupportmercedes: Mercedes has to talk to their drivers. It's not good to see them fighting with each other on social media.
- ynlewiston: it's Y/N's time to shine, Lewis should take a chill pill
- - lewislovercarlos: she's 17 years old, she can win her WDC another time. Lewis deserves it more.
itsmee_yn: Me when Max's mom tells him to go home :(
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maxverstappen1: BRO?
- itsmee_yn: wdym bro, just call me baby
dynastyoffleng: I love Y/N and Max's friendship
(2017, MERCEDES-AMG PETRONAS)
mercedesupdates: L/N and Hamilton have crashed into each other in the Spanish GP (FIRST GP OF THE SEASON). The race has been halted and ambulances have made their way to the duo. According to bystanders and professionals, L/N has suffered a 50G crash and her car has crashed into the wall. Updates are coming soon.
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hi i saw your requests are open!! i was wondering if you could write a lance x indian!famous!fem reader where shes an actress and shes always getting shipped with other indian actors and she decided to hard launch her and lances wedding. fc - janhvi kapoor
thank you ๐
THE WEDDING [LS18 smau]
Lance Stroll x indian!famous!reader
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Summary: Y/N Y/L/N is a loved celebrity and her fans often speculate about her dating life, shipping her with other Indian actors and men. But what if, one day, she decides to hard launch her wedding with someone as unexpected as Formula One driver, Lance Stroll?
Warnings: I don't know many things about famous Indian actors, movies or series, and same goes for Indian culture. If you find any errors in this matter, please let me know! :)
Author's Note: Hi Anon, thank you for this request. I have to say it was probably the hardest social media au I have ever done, because I don't know basically anything about Indian movies, celebrities, actors and everything else... I found some random actors, but if some of you know them and I didn't portray them correctly, sorry about that! Though I hope you and everyone else will like it and enjoy it. Also thanks for the face claim, it helped me orient at least a little bit.
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user1 step on me. i beg
user2 Loveee๐๐ฅ
shahidkapoor Always need time for love!๐๐
user3 i'm sensing something here ๐
user4 Wow okay Shahid... are you hinting something??
user5 always time for love you say๐
user6 PLEASE YOU AND Y/N WOULD BE THE PERFECT COUPLE
user7 Guys he's literally happily married. Calm down ๐
user8 well he can dump her ass and marry y/n instead lol
user9 Y/N & Shahid nation STAND UP he commented๐๐
user10 So elegant so beautiful just looking like a wow ๐ณ
user11 dream girl with dream life
user12 I don't like the Shahid and Y/N shippers in this comment section... c'mmon guys it's not gonna happen you can chill
user13 exactly if she's dating someone then it's obviously ishaankhatter ๐คญ
user14 giiiirl tagging him is WILD๐ญ but same tbh, I also think they'd be better couple๐คทโโ๏ธ
user15 naaaaah y/n and shahid 4ever
ranveersingh ๐๐ค
user16 OMGGG
user17 he's here. I repeat: THE KING ARRIVED๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ
user18 ohhh I kinda see the potential of y/n and him being the IT couple๐ป
user7 Why the hell do you keep shipping this poor woman with older married dudes? Stop!
user19 jesus user7 let us live we do it just for fun๐
user20 Idk about you guys but I don't do it just for fun... I live for this๐
user21 yeah same user20
user22 Can we talk about the fact he used the black heart he often uses in his captions plus the purple heart that Y/N just used in her caption?? Like hello? This has to mean something!!
user23 omg right? they're definitely hinting something๐คจ
user24 Hear me out, I'm Y/N's fan and ship her with multiple actors... but now you're being delusional, it's literally an emoji xd
user23 nah user22 convinced me there has to be something more to it๐ซก
user24 Perfect๐ฏ wife material
harnaazsandhu_03 Need your makeup tutorial asap!โจ๐ฅ
user25 ME TOO PLS
user26 guysss what if she's trying to hint she was on a date or sm??!!!
user27 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!! Sry but the rose filled tub looks like it can fit two ๐ซข
user28 who do you think it is then?
user29 Pls Shadid Kapoor๐ซฃ
user30 I'm actually praying it's Ishaan rn๐๐๐
user23 and i'm a new member of y/n and raveer singh nation... like imagine the matching outfits they'd slay together๐ฉ
user31 Unpopular opinion but I see Y/N with Varun dhawan
user33 yeah real unpopular 'cause he just announced he's engaged like two weeks ago girly ๐
user34 youu>>>>>>>>>
user35 Medical science has really reached another level with your plastic operations๐ฅด
user36 stfu
dior ๐คฉ๐
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user37 help not liking dior comment being y/n's only interaction under this whole post
user38 Poor her she probably doesn't want to have even more dating rumors going around because of replying to someone's comment...๐
user39 lmao don't make her into some tortured soul, she's probably just too busy XD
user40 your photos are so aesthetic๐ฅฐ
user41 I WANT HER TO FINALLY DATE SOMEONE SO BAAAD
twitter & messages between Y/N and Lance
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yourusername thank you for this amazing photoshoot!๐คโ๏ธ
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user1 Absolutely gorgeous ๐
user2 omg guys she used the black heart!!!
user3 No way, that literally has to be a sign๐ซข
user4 wait im so confused... what is happening?
user5 It's about Ranveer Singh using the black heart emoji in his captions pretty often, commenting it under her last post and now her having it in her own caption
user4 wtf? you ranveer girlies are CRAZY ๐ญ
user5 stfu user4 they're meant to be together๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
priyankachopra Beautiful girl!โค๏ธ๐
yourusername thx!!
user6 y/n finally replied to someone's comment๐ซฃ
user7 Noooo why is it Priyanka Chopra??! Reply to Shahid or someone you're dating๐
user8 guys let her live... this is exactly why she isn't replying to anyone
user9 TWO QUEENS INTERACTING ๐ป
user10 Absolute Stunner ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
vogueindia Our pleasure collaborating with you!๐ซถ
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user11 even vogue is Y/N's fan๐
user12 Why are some f1 drivers in this woman's likes???๐คจ
user13 'cause she's famous lol
user14 Lance and others are always in Y/N's likes, I guess they know each other from some event or maybe they like Indian movies she's been in... idk, the world can be really small XD
user12 It's still kinda suspicious๐ง
user13 naaah it really is not
user14 tasteful๐น
therajakumari Icon
user15 we love women supporting women
varundvn Didn't see you for a while and suddenly you're dressed in black... any more surprises coming? ๐ค๐ค๐ค
user16 WHAT DO YOU KNOW VARUN
yourusername hmmm let me think ๐ค
user17 I can't believe my eyes... did Y/N just reply to a man in her comments?๐จ
user18 OMGGGG
user19 no but what does it meeaaaannn?!
user20 This is a good day to be Varun and Y/N shipper๐คญ
user21 the emojis HELLO
user22 nothing will ever convince me they aren't secretly in love and dating ๐ฅฐ
user23 Ehm... he literally has a fiancรฉ?
user22 and what? maybe she's just a cover for him and y/n ๐
user24 I wanna be heeer
user25 I wanna be WITH her
voguemagazine ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
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user26 Bohot sundar ๐ [Very beautiful ๐]
messages between Y/N, Varun Dhawan, Shahid Kapoor, Ranveer Singh and Ishaan Khatter
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lance_stroll replied to your story: Can't wait to see my beautiful bride! โค๏ธ
yourusername ohhh baby i'm so excited and nervous for tomorrow ๐ญ๐ฅฐ
lance_stroll Me too... but as long as we have each other, it's going to be okay
yourusername ofc lance ๐ซถ
lance_stroll And if you change your mind about going public, just let know, okay sweetheart?
yourusername thank you, but i won't
yourusername it's time for the world to see my man ๐
lance_stroll โค๏ธ
user1 replied to your story: y/nnnn what's happening
user2 replied to your story: I'm praying for you & Shahid rn ๐
user3 replied to your story: Girlie isn't that the song you once said you want to play at your wedding???๐ซฃ
user4 replied to your story: So pretty
user5 replied to your story: ๐
varundvn replied to your story: Let's go! ๐ฅ
yourusername are you srsly trying to hype up rn? ๐ญ
varundvn ... Is it working?
yourusername ...maybe
varundvn Then let's go you're going to smash it in the wedding dress!๐ฅ
yourusername u have no idea how much i'm glad crazy people ship us 'cause we got to meet thx to that ๐ญ
user6 replied to your story: Bf reveal!!!!
user7 replied to your story: pls tell me you're finally going to announce you're dating one of your co-stars
user8 replied to your story: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FALL ASLEEP TODAY KNOWING TOMORROW IS HAPPENING SOMETHING BIG๐ฉ
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user1 I did NOT expect that
ranveersingh Congratulations to my favourite couple! Memorable day and beautiful ceremony.
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user2 my heart is breaking rn๐
user3 OMG RANVEER WAS THERE?!!
user4 i feel stupid for shipping him w y/n ๐
user5 But can we talk about how sweet it is he attended her wedding???๐ฅบ
user6 nooooo my favourite ship
user7 I guess at least they're close enough to go to each other's wedding ๐ซ
user8 this was definitely not on my 2024 bingo card
fernandoalo_oficial my first indian wedding but definitely not the last ๐คช
lance_stroll Already planning on changing us for someone else?
fernandoalo_oficial no, but you can have like a golden wedding in twenty years ๐
yourusername you'll be definitely invited
user9 never in my life did i imagine fernando alonso and y/n y/l/n interacting with each other
user10 RIGHT? it still feels like a fever dream๐ญ
user11 the wedding looks so beautiful!๐ฅน๐ซถ
shahidkapoor Forever & Always
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user12 that was supposed to be your wedding to Y/N dude
user13 MY FAVOURITE SHIP IS IN RUINS
user14 rip shahid and y/n girlies... ๐๐ฅฒ
user15 Guys, let him be. He is married and so is Y/N now. It's actually sweet that he wishes them well.
user16 QUEEN๐ป
user17 who's here from f1 fandom โฌ๏ธ
user18 me and i can't believe lance stroll pulled some hot famous indian actress
user19 yeah, today has been crazy... ๐ค
user20 I just saw one of her films and damn it's actually good xd
user21 how did we know NOTHING about lance being in a relationship???
user22 Idk I was just so shocked when I saw this post lol
user23 the twitter detectives got played this time๐ญ
user24 No but why do I kinda understand why Y/N and Lance fit together perfectly-
user25 WE SEE THE VISION SIS
varundvn We can't send each other funny theories about our secret relationship anymore... ๐
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varundvn Anyway, congratulation so much! I bet I was the best bridesmaid you ever saw! ๐ซถ
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user26 LOL not him being at the wedding as well ๐
user27 Why are all the men she was shipped with coming into these comments dropping hints about being besties and going to the wedding?!
user28 guys they were making fun of us the whole time๐
user29 THEM SEDING EACH OTHER THEORIES HELP
f1 We hope to see Y/N in the paddock next season!๐คฉ
user30 she will slay
user31 she will eat
user32 If we get Y/N in the paddock, maybe I can get over my favorite ships being turned into dust๐ซข
user33 I'M DEAD
isahernaez Dreamy wedding ๐๐ค
yourusername dreamy girl right here ๐ป
user34 i mean... congrats, but what the hell-?!!
user35 ๐ฅฐ๐ฅณ
user36 THIS IS MY ROMAN EMPIRE
THE END
Author's Note: Thank you for reading this social media au! I hope you liked it and I'll appreciate likes, comments, reblogs, follows and every other way of support. If you want to send requests for either social media au or normal written fanfiction, don't be shy. Have a great day!
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NONSENSE | LH4 x Black! Reader
PART 2
Materlist
โง Paring: Lando Norris x Streamer black!reader
โง Warning: none.
โง Summary: In which reader is head over heels for a "fruity" man that wears orange.
โง Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not own nor know these people personally. I also do not claim this to be an accurate depiction of their character. ๐ฅฐ
โง A/N: I hope it was worth the wait ๐ญ.
ZANDVOORT |
twitter |
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SINGAPOUR |
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landonorris P2 GUYS! ๐พ Thank you to the team for this great effort, thank you to Carlos for backing me up and thank you to My Lucky Charm ๐งก
carlossainz55 Vamos! ๐
danielricciardo Congratulations! Who knew you could actually get girls?!
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landonorris very funny.
lilymhe You can finally get over him and be with me now ๐ฅน @ y_username
y_username You were right baby, I deserve so much better :(
lilymhe She got a fat ass though :(
y_username She do :( Didn't even stand a chance! :'(
alex_albon ๐ญ @ landonorris fix this!
hater1 are you not embarrassed?
f1wags @ y_username You'll always be our favourite, dw ๐
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hater2 why is everybody up her ass?
hater1 right?! she's not even pretty!
hater3 For real! ๐ท
ybfusername Don't make me 'this you' y'all. ๐คจ
landoxyn4evr @ y_username :(
y_username Y'all won't let me repent in peace :(
fan1 Baby you ain't slick, we know it's you ๐
y_username I don't know what you're talking about ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ
hater4 Y'all can finally leave Lando alone.
JAPAN |
y_username
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y_username Congratulations to my fruity baby who knows more than me because its his job ๐ฅน๐งก
@ mclaren Keep up the good work! ๐
mclaren This felt like a threat ๐
y_username It was ๐
mclaren Duly noted ๐ณ
fan1 Y/N! ๐ญ
y_username What??
lilymhe :(
y_username :(
alex_albon :)
lilymhe @ alex_albon Leave.
carlossainz55 So happy for you guys! ๐พ
y_username Don't talk to me.
carlossainz55 ๐ญ What did I do?
maxfewtrell You force us to take pictures of you guys but give no credit? Cold ๐
ybfusername RIGHT!?
landonorris It's not like you guys at anything better to do...
maxfewtrell @ landonorris ๐ถ
maxfewtrell @ y_username has a bad influence on you ๐
ybfusername If the dig wasn't directed towards me, I would be proud ๐ฅฒ
yungfilly My brother! ๐ช๐ฝ
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danielricciardo Finally! I was 100% rooting for you!
y_username YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR!
danielricciardo Well that's what you get for trying to still my girlfriend!
y_username It's not my fault that I'm hot while you're built like a bowling pin ๐
๐พ
danielricciardo I hate you.
sabrinacarpenter I WAS SO INVESTED IN THIS, I'M SO HAPPY!!! ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
landonorris I was the one who posted the song lyrics, why are you commenting under her post only?? :(
y_username @ landonorris You want her to give you attention? ๐คจ
landonorris ๐ถ never mind
Part 1
Hope you enjoyed it ๐ฅน๐ซถ๐พ
Here's my ko-fi incase any of you want to support me by giving donations ๐ฅฐ: https://ko-fi.com/canyouiimagine
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style.
masterlist
pairing - sirius black x fem!reader
summary - you and sirius start dating after accidentally running into each other at a concert but confirm nothing, just to watch everyone lose their shit online.
trope/tags - band/celeb!au, instagram/social media!au, modern!au, fluff, terrible humour
word count - 991
warnings - language
part 1 / part 2 / part 3
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starmanblack
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starmanblack mv leak?? ๐ฑ๐ฑ
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prongsyboy last time i did that they threatened to fire me
starmanblack lol i wouldn't worry, i'm irreplaceable
prongsyboy OI NOT FUNNY
rjlupin you're bold af for tagging all of us
starmanblack it's so you can take half the blame
mmmckinnon looks cheap
starmanblack get out
marymacdonald my serotonin levels rose a bit
pete__ are we still your favourite band?
marymacdonald forever and always pete ๐
user728288 did y/n like his post or am i trippin?
user862945 i already cried to the album don't make me cry again
user001991 boyfriend
user446622 you signed my shirt yesterday
yourusername
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yourusername studiocore
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starmanblack the amount of times i've tripped on those wires is bloody ridiculous
yourusername gotta love being a singer
starmanblack you're good at it
yourusername ๐ณ
vance_emm seems like a cool aesthetic tbh
yourusername it's a lifestyle at this point
mmmckinnon we should write some songs together next time
prongsyboy and they can all be about how amazing sirius' hair is
yourusername i've got a few in the chamber already
starmanblack i'm blushing
user272720 does this mean y/n x marlene duet?
user647372 WHAT I THOUGHT U WERE ON TOUR
user327776 she's multitasking
user001911 are we all just gonna ignore y/n saying she's got songs about sirius' damn hair?
user338288 NO BUT I SAW THAT AND CRIED THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING GOING ON
user133543 uhhhh new album? pls say yes
user382809 OMG???
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yourusername thank you for those three beautiful shows edinburgh! i shall be going home with lots of wonderful memories and a bag of gummy bears ๐ (special thanks to whoever gave those to my favourite security lady (alice ily ๐))
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starmanblack so when are you coming to london?
yourusername when are you free?
starmanblack can i slide into your dms?
yourusername you're free to try ๐
mmmckinnon my throat is so sore i can barely speak
casmeadowes i CAN'T speak
yourusername that means i was good ๐คช
pete__ can i come for free next show?
yourusername we can negotiate
prongsyboy i volunteer to spectate from the first row
yourusername pay up prongsy boy
user055251 best experience of my life
user293929 I GOT A GUITAR PICK QUDOQIDJQJDJQDJQJSJ
user456268 can you fight?
user288882 SIRIUS LMFAOOO
user564400 i love him XHADJJAJSJA he's lowkey flirting
user919292 doesn't he have a gf though?
user444447 naw they broke up
user667634 I WAS THERE I WAS THERE
user709111 COME TO GERMANY PLS
starmanblack
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starmanblack unmatched unspoken w rizz
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yourusername you look like you're about freestyle it
starmanblack rapping is my hidden talent
yourusername ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ
marymacdonald HOW did you make remus agree to that?
rjlupin i was bullied please come help me
xeno_lovegood is there context behind this?
ev.rosier there's never context with them
prongsyboy evan is right
user029390 someone make green screen edits i'm begging
user372919 are you and y/n dating?
user644211 ffs y'all are annoying af ๐
user747373 early halloween party?
user327372 HELP ME WHAT
user654553 sirius you're famous ๐ญ
celeb_gossip
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celeb_gossip not long after his split with actress emma vanity, sirius black has been pulled into some unexpected dating rumours with fellow rockstar, y/n l/n. the two singers have been leaving some interesting comments under one another's posts recently, and fans claim to have seen them together at marlene mckinnon's shows and several other occasions. the alleged couple, however, has not been photographed together yet. what do you think? ๐ค is this just another senseless rumour? ๐คจ or is there something more going on? ๐ drop a comment and let us know your thoughts ๐๐
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user709111 never thought i'd see pictures of those two side by side
user900012 wouldn't be surprised if they were together actually
user915624 why does it even matter? ๐
user362625 they're just friends lmfao you all need to get a life
user422224 i thought y/n was dating evan ๐ญ๐ญ
user374848 HELPPP NO HE'S JUST HER PHOTOGRAPHER
user929397 honestly y/n should date me
user113231 PLS BE TRUE DHAHDJAJSHW
user800001 THIS WOULD BE MY DREAM
yourusername
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yourusername one day i'm gonna release a song about this little demon and you lot better make it my most streamed track
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starmanblack ooo threats?
yourusername i need everyone to appreciate my pets
starmanblack i have a photo of him looking guilty after he peed on my carpet
yourusername use it as your profile picture
starmanblack done
maraudersofficial THAT WAS THE OFFICAL ACCOUNT SIRIUS
pandorasbox put it on an album and include limited edition photocards of him
yourusername can i hire you?
r.a.black cats are better
marymacdonald as a cat mother, i agree
starmanblack wrong but okay
user433322 I MISSED HIS LITTLE PHOTOS
user111000 AAAAHHGDHSHD CUTE
user726261 I WILL STREAM ITTT
user939290 even your dog got to meet sirius before i did lmao i'm hurt
user937344 SIRIUS WAS TGERE? WTF
starmanblack
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starmanblack dog
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yourusername is this your only good angle?
starmanblack it's a representation of how you see me
yourusername i will be contacting my lawyers ๐ค
yourusername i'm telling him to bite you next time
starmanblack bold of you to assume he'll listen to you
yourusername we both know he likes me more
starmanblack let me be in denial for a bit
prongsyboy woof
starmanblack don't bark in my comment section
prongsyboy โน
bartyyy has this one contaminated your carpet too?
starmanblack no i was 3 seconds faster this time
user999291 you own this angle
user172777 YOU AND Y/N WE NEED ANSWERS
user866622 I AGREE WITH THE COMMENT ABOVE ME
user232655 EVERYONE LEAVE HIM ALONE ๐ญ๐ญ
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AM ERA PT. II (smau)
โ ALEX TURNER
arabella series!
pairing: alex turner x fem! actress! reader
summary: the fans canโt get enough of their relationship and share their thoughts and feelings on the arabella mv, including a โnewโ discovery on y/nโs side from the comments.
timeline: 2014
note: layout / format by the beautiful @ithinkimokeei <3
masterlist!
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username babe yourinstagram just posted
username SHES A GODESS
username live love laugh y/n
breanahelders the woman you are ๐ฉ๐
yourinstagram youโre my woman ๐
matthelders didnโt know we shared her
breanahelders matthelders babe not now
username matt is so funny i love him
username oh no ๐ง๐พโโ๏ธ whatโs happening to me
mileskane looking beautiful love โค๏ธ
yourinstagram โค๏ธ๐
username i was waiting for miles to roast her
username no bc me too ๐ญ๐ญ
yourbestfriend holy mama iโm so gay ๐ณ
officialelizabetholsen so real ๐ฉ
username the women in the comments โจ๐๐
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username alex doesnโt even have ig and if he had i know he be barking at how hot his gf is ๐ซ
matthelders trust me he is barking
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yourinstagram a little bts โจ (๐ท: wife breana)
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username my parents looks so hot
username iโm loving this new theme of hers!
username same!! i love how it matches the am
username the mv was so sexy idk if i wanted to look at alex or y/n
yourbestfriend nah i was looking at y/n the whole time who tf is alex?!! ๐คจ
username and youโre so iconic for that sis
username the content weโre getting lately is just immaculate keep going queen
username literally two of my worlds colliding
username y/n & arctic monkeys fans ๐ค
username oh to be arabella
username *to be y/n
username what i also loved about the mv was that they put some clips from the arabella movie
username y/n am era > alex am era
matthelders who said she was YOUR wife?
yourinstagram me, myself & i ๐
breanahelders what she said ๐คฉ matthelders go get the divorce papers
username LMAO
username IM CACKLING THIS IS SO FUNNY
username this is so gold i love this trio
matthelders iโm telling alex ๐ก
username um hello is no one gonna talk about them KISSING in the mv??!
username i was literally waiting for that comment!!!
username their kiss is living in my head rent free โจโจโจ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ
username i still havenโt recovered from that
username forever jealous
username he was kissing me yโall
username sorry boo but that was me
username if alex had ig i wouldโve asked him if her lips tasted like the galaxyโs edge
username and if he kissed the color of a constellation falling into place
username and asking him if his days end best when this sunset gets itself
mileskane username heโs sitting beside me and he confirmed that her lips did taste like the galaxyโs edge ๐ณ ๐
username gripping my hair, sliding against the wall, sobbing, crying, throwing fitsโALEX
username IM SCREAMING MY HEART CANNOT TAKE THIS ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
username i love this comment section sm
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vogue: always a pleasure to have you ๐
username: y/n y/l/n is such an icon.
username: new era new y/n
breanahelders: those LEGS ๐ซ
yourinstagram: open for you ;)
matthelders: can you two take this somewhere else pls ๐
mileskane: dang matthelders you just lost your girl
yourbestfriend: donโt blame him
matthelders: ๐๐ yourbestfriend
matthelders: just signed the divorce papers ๐ i can never win
breanahelders: matthelders babe donโt take this personally itโs not you
yourbestfriend: matthelders it is actually you
matthelders: yourbestfriend you can eat my foot
username: lmao y/bsf/n
username: i canโt with them
username: poor matt ๐ญ๐ญ
username: y/nโs comment section is a comedy show ๐ญ๐
username: i love how breana and y/n are so gay for each other
username: i mean look at them i want them both
username: literally need her so bad ๐ซ
username: HOW MANY LETTERS IN Y/N
username: ugh sheโs everything
rosiehw: remind me why youโre not a model? ๐คค
yourinstagram: i could never ๐ซ
yourbestfriend: *you could i mean vs ๐
username: lmao yourbestfriend
username: no but seriously
username idk if i wanna be her or be with her
username: ok alex i get it now ๐ซ
username: since no one has mentioned it is anyone else forgetting that i bet you look good on the dance floor was also about y/n
username: context pls
username: wait REALLY? EXPLAIN
username: thatโs not trueโis it??
username: he confirmed it during an interview years ago why are yโall so clueless
username: but he didnโt mention her name tho?? only that it was a โpopular actressโ
yourbestfriend: username put two and two together sis ๐ญ
username: lmao do you think y/n knows
yourbestfriend: knowing her dumb ass i donโt think so
username: did yโall forget that y/n filmed a movie back in 2005 in sheffield ๐ yeah
username: there you have it
username: it all makes sense
username: i thought we all knew that ๐ญ
username: in conclusion they were meant to be sorry i donโt make the rules
pinned comment ๐ yourinstagram: how come when i look for any information my only source is you guys (not that iโm complaining tho)
yourbestfriend: bc youโre so so fucking clueless thatโs why babe
yourfriend: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
mileskane: how did we go from y/nโs legs to i bet you look good on the dance floor?
username: wtf is going on???
katiee_cook_: iโve given up at this point
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