#the crush thing..

[slashsilly]

He activates protective instincts within me. I need diablo Fucking Dead NOW

[singswan-springswan]

In a happy world where Jason is legally resurrected and gets to go to college like he's always dreamed of

[dadslittleone]

Respectful older man 🤝 sweet younger girl

[otto-doctavius]

old man in da shorty shorts

Bonus:

[morganbritton132]

Steve is unknowingly popular in teacher spaces online despite not having social media because his students keep posting videos of him on Tiktok.

Every now and again, a video will break containment and reach a wider audience - like the time one of his students used ‘girl math’ to justify their wrong answer and Steve responded with an exhausted ‘math is non-binary’ - but it’s always a flash-in-the-pan kinda thing. The lasting power isn’t there.

Or well, it wasn’t before famed rockstar Eddie Munson started randomly quoting some of the dorky shit ‘Teacher Steve’ says in those videos.

Someone puts together a compilation of Eddie quoting videos that have less than one hundred views. Now Eddie has to admit that he’s kinda obsessed with the guy and suddenly Steve is famous everywhere online (still doesn’t know about it though).

Things may have died down but then one of his students post a video of them asking Steve if he knows Eddie, and Steve is just like, “Munson? Eddie Munson from high school?”

They’re married btw.

[heavenbarnes]

not being able to find older bf!simon around the house and while you’re looking for him, you catch something out the window-

nearly all the women in your neighbourhood gathered at the end of your driveway

you come outside to investigate only to find them with their attention glued to the front of your car, it’s not till you walk around the front you find the lower half of simon sticking out from under it

on his back, knees bent, massive boots planted into the concrete, bare arm occasionally stretching out to find another tool

“you alright, si?”

you hear him grunt before he’s calling out to you

“yeah, i’m right sweet’art- sortin’ out that bit thas’ been givin’ y’grief”

breaking your gaze from his massive thighs flexing under his jeans, you scan back over the crowd that’d formed

all of them married, all of them a good ten years older than even he was- you couldn’t really blame them really, you had eyes

you could hear him shuffling out from under the car before he suddenly straightened to full height, wiping greasy hands on the front of his old-white-singlet

he pulled up the bottom of it to swipe his forehead and you think you heard someone gasp

wrapping a firm arm around you, he gives your backside a pat before he kisses the top of your head

“got t’keep y’safe, y’know?”

“thank you, baby- now be polite and say hello to your audience”

oblivious as ever to anything other than you, simon threw a look over his shoulder before he followed you back into the house

“oh, ‘ello ladies”

(someone throws a street barbecue and you force simon to talk to the other men around the burner and multiple husbands request him to start “doing that shit” in the garage with the door shut, please)

[rumble-bee-art]

a local homosexual deals with an unfortunate crush by chewing on his hair and contemplating murder (we’ve all been there)

[seagiri]

very sleep deprived doodles of whatever’s going on inside my brain

[attleboy]

what if she had the bite force of a hyena... my little femur breaker

[aquamarinebling]

isafrin measurements comic based off this post of mine; bc someone asked, and I am a lady of my word (sometimes) <3

[astracora]

Actually obsessed with the way his eyes do the widen when he's shocked or unsure what to do.

[slashsilly]

ACHILLES, WITH A HEART OF GOLD AND ARTERIES OF COPPER- BLEED THE CREATURE FOR THE OFFER !

HEY HEY HEYY! I’m Roach, and this is my selfship blog!!!

This is my strawpage and This is where my Super Epic Sauce Carrd will Eventually go when I’m done with it!

I’m Very hyperfixated on FNF mods and have been for like. A Good Crisp Four Years. so that will probably be Most, if not All of what I Post here (along with other FNF related stuffs, such as FNF The Musical and the ReRun UST webseries) This is mostly a selfship account but I also do Kin Things. Which is why like All of my selfships have Roach Friday Night Crunchin in them. I am not sure how to represent myself in another Way currently. That’s just Me , gangalang

I try to interact with mutuals whenever I can so if that’s annoying Please let me know!

My f/o list is as follows-

Romantic F/Os (nonsharing)

Legend (FNF Executable Mania)

Boyfriend (/Pibby) (Specifically That version of the character. Not the canon BF. He kinda Freaks me out)

Girl (Vs. Sonic.EXE, Vs. Sonic.EXE Rebirth, Misfitskay Pack)

Platonic (sharing!)

IFU (Friday Night Crunchin’)

2017X (Sonic Legacy)

Familial (also sharing !!)

Dust Man (Mega Man 4, but I selfship specifically the interpretation from Hit Single’s level “Let There Be Light” and its sequels)

[bpillustrated]

steve’s big fat embarrassing crush on eddie pt 1/4

[dadslittleone]

Everyone wants a cute babygirl-daughter girlfriend until she:

cries for no reason

is unable to properly express her emotions

is very very insecure and won't listen to reasoning

tests your patience (unintentionally)

rots in bed all day

is super clingy and annoying

tries to suck on your thumb while you are busy

doesn't want to send nudes

can't use big girl words

[demigods-posts]

saw a tiktok about annabeth breaking the rules to sit next percy and him being giddy about it for three pages. and that perspective is so funny to me. because all i'm imagining is annabeth just sitting there, completely stoned-faced. and percy is wide-eyed and beet red, very evidently holding back a scream of delight.

[orbinpng]

i hope you know i genuinely start sobbing over grunkle stan when i draw him like this , my maternal instincts overwhelm me