#the fic is coming from inside the house

[buzzcat]

New Fic - raised out in the cold

Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games) Word Count: 1,528 Tags: Missing Scene, worldbuilding with legos and no i am not reading the instructions, Rolan needs a wizard big brother and Gale is here, Gale: you need a mentor, Rolan: yeah i know i'm looking at him, Spoilers for Act 3 (Baldur's Gate 3), Location: Sorcerous Sundries (Baldur's Gate), wizards help wizards because some of us are late to the game Summary: When meeting Rolan in Sorcerous Sundries, Gale is shocked to see the man still dressed in the robes of an novice. So he takes it in to his own hands to see Rolan kitted out with the wizarding indicators of talent appropriate to his station.

y'know those videos where it's like "if you never had a big sister teach you this, let me be your big sister, let me teach you this"? it's that, but it's Gale teaching Rolan the basics of operating in the wizarding sectors of a city. also Gale 100% does not realize that that is what he is doing, because of course he doesn't.

also, unless AO3 is lying to me, this is the first fic of Rolan and Gale just being bros? no ship just friends? hot take: they should be bastard wizard besties. nemeses in a way where it is enrichment activity for both of them. everyone get on that.

[timetoddddavis]

:> oh! Ichijo's birthday? His 50th birthday? Why, I have a fic that mentions just such a thing!

[theratking-heheheheheh]

I don’t know if it’s only me, but I’ve been seeing a lot of Spider-Man fics where he’s in Gotham transported or transmigrated and I’ve seen so many at this point let’s change it up. Put Miles Morales in there or another superhero. My personal favourite pic would be Ms Marvel because I love her so much and she would handle it like a pro 

Please excuse my ass handwriting. It helps to capture the essence of a doodle

[prophecydungeon]

fic: in stitches

fandom: one piece relationship: law/luffy, zoro/sanji (outside pov), law & straw hats rating: T words: 4,117

Law spends about one early-morning hour reasonably sure he’d hallucinated Roronoa trying to shove his hand down Black-Leg’s pants in the middle of the night, and then he forgets about the situation entirely as the Sunny pulls around to Green Bit, everything goes to shit with shocking expediency, and Straw Hat starts to wade merrily through the smoking wreckage of a plan that has taken Law years to concoct and gently place in motion.

-> read on AO3

[the-artsy-plant]

AO3 fics will be titled some shit like:

“The flowers desecrated by sacrilegious passion are the bouquet I make of our love”

And the tags are like: forced mpreg, non-consensual, oviposition, extreme dubcon, anal fisting, MMFM four way, size kink, everyone dies AU, cbt, water sports, hucow, bondage, urethra sounding, major character death

[ariesbilly]

people got so mad about harringrove being the highest ship on ao3 for stranger things and constantly complained about it being a ~pretty white boy ship~ only to have two straight white boys have the most ridiculous numbers right now but thats apparently ok because uhhhh? im sorry what is your reason again let me know

[crushcandles]

It's very funny (read: sob) that you can nearly constantly be wrestling your creative discipline like it's an alligator, and sometimes you get off and, dripping wet, say, "Christ, can't we just do this for once?" And the alligator says in a very soft and sweet voice: "Okay."

ronance fic: V4

This will be the final version; I'm almost done following through on all the changes I've made in previous versions and over the selfish precipice of holding longfic close. Still procrastinating on all the header admin, but I'll do that this week along with the rest of the edits.

obikin prompt response for @samstree: 1589 (+121%)

I've been rolling this around in mind, but today got fed up and said: Finish this by May 4. And because I can't resist the world mildest nerd joke and an arbitrary deadline, the answer was: okay. So I guess I'll finish this snippet this week too.

[lillywillow]

The Call is Coming From Inside the House

Summary: The team watches horror movie to see which is the most messed up of all time.

 Written for: @buckybarnesbingo

 Words: 1163

 Square Filled: U2- FUBAR

 Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Female Reader  

 Warnings: Mentions of horror movie violence

 A/N: If you’ve watched any of the movies I’ve mentioned, you’ll know exactly what I’m referring to

 It started off with a conversation about horror movies. Everyone had their own opinion on which was the most messed up of all.

 “I’m telling you, it’s the Re-Animator Trilogy. There’s just a level of misogyny that’s not even in the original H. P. Lovecraft story,” you protested.

 “No way. The Saw movies are way more FUBAR than those cheaply done flicks of the 80’s,” Clint argued.

 “Are you kidding, Clint? Some of the best franchises came out of the 80’s. Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Aliens, Friday the 13th just to name a few. Not to mention The Thing. I mean, that was pretty messed up if you ask me,” Nat chimed in.

 “Guys, the foreign market has way more messed up movies than those. Just look at Last Train to Busan for example. Then the original Japanese copies of The Grudge and The Ring,” Tony countered.

 Steve and Bucky had no idea what anyone was on about. Back in their day, horror movies were a lot more sedated in their day. Movies with the likes of Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff and Lon Chaney Jr. who were all masters of the craft without going over the top.

 “Well, there’s only one way we’re going to settle this… we’re going to have to watch them all,” you suggested.

…

 So began your mega movie marathon, starting with the 1982 classic The Thing. Bucky thanked all his lucky stars that in all his time fighting aliens, he never came against one so disturbing. Then again, he hadn’t visited Outpost 13 in Antarctica…

 “You know, I once saw a Pingu version of this movie,” you stated.

 “You lie,” Clint huffed.

 “It’s not a lie. Apparently it was pulled from YouTube for being too messed up and I think licencing also had something to do with it being pulled as well,” you explained.

 Before Clint could argue, Tony butted in.

 “No, she’s right,” he said, bringing up the video on the big screen. “It’s supposed to be a parody on both…”

 The video was much shorter than the movie but no less creepy, maybe even more so given that it was based on a children’s show. After that, you watched the first of the Re-Animator Trilogy. When it came to what was perhaps the most messed up scene of the movie, Bucky and Steve couldn’t stand to watch. You followed them out too as it was your least favourite scene.

 “You actually like that stuff?” Bucky asked, feeling rather queasy.

 “That scene in particular? No, I can’t say I do. It has nothing to do with the original story. When I first read there was a movie based on it, I thought it was cool but then I was totally blindsided by that scene. I read up on it and their first choice in actress had to back out because her mother didn’t want her doing it. The scene was taxing on the actor and cost him his marriage… I like certain elements of horror; the jump scares, the suspense, the complex characters and clever use of practical effects but stuff like that I feel is completely unnecessary…”

 Bucky nodded slowly. When you put it like that, it made sense. He too liked a story with a good plot and decent characters but when it came to stuff like that… Before Bucky could say any more, Sam called letting you know that the awful part was over and you could return to the living room.

…

 After watching all three movies (the others agreed the third was the weakest in the trilogy), it was getting late. You decided to squeeze in one last movie before going to bed which was the first of the Saw movies. Bucky felt sick to his stomach at the gory scenes. He had been trained in torture techniques as a part of HYDRA but this was some next level stuff. Feeling overwhelmed, Bucky walked out. You decided to follow him.

 “You can go back and watch the movie if you want,” Bucky sighed as you stood next to him.

 “I think I’d much hang out with you,” you confessed.

 Bucky smiled softly at you. Before he could say anything further, the power was cut. Instinctively, you reached for Bucky’s hand as he pulled you closer to his body. Part Avengers training, part paranoia from the movies, you were both on edge, preparing for danger. The power went back on just as suddenly as it went out.

 “Sorry, everyone. There was tripped power switch,” Tony explained.

 The pair of you sighed in relief, still holding each other as the adrenaline coursing through you started to calm down.

 “I think… I think I might just go to bed,” Bucky sighed.

 “Actually, that sounds like a good idea,” you agreed.

 “Could you… stay with tonight? After all those horror movies, I… I don’t want to be alone,” Bucky confessed.

 “I understand that,” you softly smiled. “Of course, I’ll stay…”

 Bucky smiled back and held your hand as you headed to his room.

 “Hey, you two. You know one of the top rules about horror movies. The couple who goes off together usually are one of the first to get picked off,” Sam teased.

 You flipped him off as you passed by, making everybody laugh and relieving some of the tension built up by the movie.

…

 After you both got changed, you and Bucky cuddled in his bed.

 “Are you okay, Bucky?” you asked, noticing how quiet he was.

 “Yeah… it’s just… today was a lot… I’m not used to that much violence…”

 “You’re an Avenger,” you stated, raising an eyebrow.

 “Yeah, but that’s different. That’s… action violence not… you know…”

 You cuddled close to him, making him smile.

 “I think I understand… There’s only a certain amount of that kind of thing I can watch in a day too… horror movies can be fun and all but I like them in small doses…”

 “Do you want to watch kid’s cartoons until we fall asleep?” you asked.

 “That sounds nice… Not Pingu though. Still feeling a little scarred from that last movie.”

 “Fair enough,” you laughed, putting on a light and cute cartoon.

…

 So that was how your horror movie marathon ended; with you and Bucky peacefully falling asleep to something more wholesome. The next day, the others wanted to continue but you and Bucky turned them down. You both decided to have a movie marathon of your own that was a little sweeter and more comfortable and a whole less FUBAR. If it meant cuddling with Bucky, you wouldn’t ask for it any other way.

[mythicalshipping]

[buzzcat]

eyyyy guess who wrote a month of My Hero Academia fanfic and posted none of it on Tumblr

so if you want the whole series, here is link (mostly dadmight, but also some Aizawa and Todoroki fam)

fics with titles and vibes are below the cut

roll for chaos (add proficiency modifier) - Izuku Midoriya and the Todoroki kids play Dungeons and Dragons

the future starts with you - The All Might was the pinnacle of technology. Within a few short years, it became the industry standard for mechs. But after years of having suspicions about the origins of the AI that accompanies the machine, Midoriya Izuku finally gets his hands on a prototype model, and vengeance quests have had weirder origin stories. (proto-Dadmight)

all these feelings (caught in my throat) - Waking up from a nightmare, Hitoshi is reminded that coping skills are, and just hear me out here for a second, good. (Dadzawa)

eager your kind are to meet you - There was a new god in Musutafu. Izuku knew it. He would swear it. No one had reported anything that would particularly herald a god, no unexplained lights or miracles or destruction. No one would, not if they were a small god; small gods would hardly cause any fuss at all. (Izuku & Aizawa, but not Dadzawa vibes)

did you know 'erroneous assumptions' is a four-letter word? - Four times someone swore around Midoriya Izuku, and one time Midoriya Izuku swore around everyone else (gen)

growing old is a blessing (and a promise to the past) - Toshinori travels to a future where he is dead and has been dead for a very long time, and he gets a gift he never could have asked for (Dadmight, also main character death)

a white knight (upon a fiery steed) - Momo saves Todoroki from a pushy reporter, and the defining characteristic of the fic is that Shouto is possessed of the intelligence given the average pet rock, but like, meant it affectionately

honesty: the best policy? more at eleven. - Izuku is hopped up on painkillers because achey breaky bones, calls All Might 'Dad', and then it's Dadmight but they are both supremely awkward about it because Feelings Are Hard (dadmight)

he stares into the face of death with eyes that never close - Toshinori is a merchant in Elden Ring, Izuku is Tarnished (dadmight, ish?)

the granddadmight jumpscare of the century - what it says on the tin. humor and fluff, and also Inko! we love Inko. (dadmight)

no one knows what a healthy bedtime is - Toshinori and Tsukauchi being bros in the trenches of 'self-care is hard', with also a halftime show of Dadmight (dadmight)

[timetoddddavis]

Earlier a friend made an innocent comment about what Vistamps look like to them and my brain went "oh no you cannot mention what they look like to you and what you did with them in a fic here, in this server"

So anyway here's autoarachnophilia, it isn't new but I still think it's pretty good!

[bereft-of-frogs]

Black Christmas is truly my favorite slasher and favorite Christmas-horror (thought Anna and the Apocalypse is also really great), but 1) literally my nightmare 2) it always kind of weirds me out that this predates both the Weepy Voice Killer’s 911 calls and the EARONS/Golden State Killer’s calls and YET

[imwritesometimes]

reading your own fic like holy shit I wrote this 😃 and then holy shit how did I write this 😐 and then holy shit why can't I write anymore 😥

[final-boy]

Hi!! I saw that you helped someone else find a superbat fic, and was wondering if you could help me as well :,) The premise of it was that Clark honed in on Bruce’s heartbeat since he was a child basically and it helped keep him calm/focus on his powers. I remember a scene where Clark is listening in on Bruce’s heartbeat and realizes he’s having seggs. (it was so good but i don’t remember much of it and can’t find it in my history) I think it was incomplete on Ao3!

I dont think ive read this one actually!

Anyone know which fic Anon might be talking about?

[matoitech]

promare fanon was just weird bcuz so much of it was entirely based around like ppls stereotypes n own bigotry applied onto characters like it was ‘canon characterization’ when it wasnt even a little bit like how the characters actually were. like ppl making lio mean. you know why they thought lio was a Bitch but seeing ppl go w that right out of the gate like its gospel and not just them stereotyping sure was something

[crushcandles]

paul/duncan dune fic: 7685 (+32.0%)

This is so internally cringey, horny, and teetering on the precipice of sad. It's so much fun to write. I both want it to last forever, and to finish it right now, so I can see the whole (hole) thing.  I assume (hope) someone who is not me will want to read this later, but I'm having such a good time telling this story to myself that it doesn't even matter at this point if it's just for me.

That being said, I do find myself missing writing Witcher fic – a welcome feeling.

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200 Challenge:

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