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andragoras-in-vanity · 1 year

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lmao the two things i hate the most are men who think theyre funny, and men who pick up a mic and think they can call themselves musicians.

somehow i managed to snag not only those two things but also 'so fucking boring but thinks he could keep up with me enough to fuck me' all in one dumbass guy!! i fucking hate tinder, man.

#if you sing but cant play an instrument that says a lot about you as a person and none of it is good #youre fucking lazy and you have no substance #vocalists who dont even have shit to stand for politically are even worse #such a fucking waste of space #anyway i got pissed off because this idiot fundamentally misunderstood the plot of dragon age 2 #after trying to make a joke about my name being anders #like buddy not only are you stupid and have already told me all i need to know about your lack of political alignment youre boring as fuck!#and you could never keep up with me #i hate tinderrrrr im fucking sixk of that beinf my only option for meeting guys #the guys on there are NOT quality men #especially around here #but anyway fuck that dumbass and i kinda wanna block him

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phil-the-stone-art · 7 months

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feb 26th … happy anniversary to the creation of this iconic trio and also bestiehood

heres a little doodle in their honour

#at all times im thinking about that one tweet that was like ‘imagine you are in an elevator with three adult men but feel completely safe’#w the pic of these guys underneath #my art #lotr #lord of the rings #the three hunters #aragorn #legolas #gimli #sorry abt my atrocious phone cam quality it WILL happen again

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ppeanutz · 2 months

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more like deadpool/wolverine amirite

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teafromthemicrowave · 2 months

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Well. I started reading going postal and I am in love

Gave him beauty marks and it was the most perfect thing I've ever done

top surgery scar moist save me save me top surgery scar moist

I am so gay

#slut/affectionate #i love drawing men with grabbable waists #cough #arthur lester #cough cough #speaking of arthur lester #wait no nevermind lets not talk about the fact that me and my friends invented a crack ship between Moist and Arthur and #the fact that we drew so many good high quality ship art of them in more or less gay poses #(rather more)#((its very gay))#we are calling it moisthur #or moisturizer if were feeling silly #i said nothing guys remember that #moist von lipwig #going postal #discworld #fanart #artfromthemicrowave

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the-gayest-sky-kid · 2 months

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whys he looking at atsushis ass

#sorry it popped up on my dash and i went to hunt down a higher quality vers #anyway also why is atsushi ass up again #my guy what are you crawling for. other men??? 🤨#dazatsu

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hekateinhell · 7 months

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Chapter 1 - 5.4k

"And here I thought you were a good little girl who could listen to directions. Instead, you decide to turn around and make fools out of us both. But I am not unkind," Armand pauses to run her hand over the swell of Lestat's hip and down to the back of her thigh, fingering her exposed skin through the black fishnets.

"Perhaps you have been cruising through life on your looks alone because, from the sounds of it, nobody ever taught you any different… not your friends, not your teachers."

Lestat's breath catches, goosebumps visibly rising on her skin.

"Not your mother."

[READ ON AO3]

#i feel like i just gave birth LMAO i definitely invest much more of myself writing women than i do men!#i really hope you guys like it!!! 🥹💖#tumblr ate the quality of my banner RIP and i adhded so hard over it just click it please look at my girls 🤧#armand/lestat #armand #lestat de lioncourt #the vampire chronicles #vc #vc fic #vamptember

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makuyi13 · 4 months

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IT’S HER

#sorry guys I know it’s bad #but have yourselves a little storm haha #Jesus the quality is crap #anyways #storm #ororo #ororo munroe #xmen #x men #x men 97 #fanart #art #I want those boots give me the boots

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un-pearable · 4 months

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no offense but i think when critiquing jay’s (and let’s be real all of the OG four ninja’s) behavior in the pilots and early seasons, a lot of people ignore that the cultural context and attitude about misogyny and especially misogyny in children’s media is VERY different today than it was in the late 2000s/early 2010s

#not saying it’s great but lots of the shit early seasons jay gets flack for was standard for male protags. ESPECIALLY if part of the plot #was *them unlearning it*. yknow. what they were trying to show with the resolution of the sam x arc #i’m not saying they did it really well but the cultural attitudes in the US about gender have VASTLY changed since 2011 #like when the netflix show cut sokka’s misogynistic jokes everyone was upset that they were taking away a character growth moment .#not saying ninjago has equivalent writing quality *but* those storylines come from the same cultural narrative that was prevalent at the ti #time. guy character flirts with girl -> doubts her abilities -> doesn’t believe she is actually as skilled when she gets her overblown #Girlboss Moment -> awkward reconciliation bc all these plots were written by middle ages men who haven’t been teenagers since the 80s #text✨#ninjago #ninjago was very firmly a boy’s show. it had consequences. and like… just in general you gotta take the context that story choices were #made in into account #okay thanks for reading the ramble 👍 jay rose early seasons enjoyer (with caveats) strikes again #i’m running on four hrs of sleep before a long work day gurantee i’ll reread this in 12 hrs and find seven mistakes

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lesbiancolumbo · 10 months

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being a woman in any film space, be it filmmaking, cinephilia, film festivals, film school, any and all of it, and like not getting frustrated and leaving that world altogether? you are god's strongest fucking soldier and i love you so much.

#like every day i see the most casual sexism and it's all rot. literally it's damned if you do damned if you don't #if you're competent and successful and good at what you do you're a shill if you're a little more inconsistent in quality you're a hack #if you're passionate about film and watch a bunch of movies you're a fake but if you just tow the canon line again you're a shill #if you take up space on tee cee em you're taking the space of a man who deserved it more than you and you're a shill.#if your curated series is creative and unique it's BAD and ANNOYING! but if you show old standards.... again. HACK! SHILL!#i see a lot of people i consider friends perpetrate this btw. you guys get real weird when a woman is involved and don't extend that to men #typical nuance enjoyer when it comes to a film a woman made: time to say the most out of pocket misogynist shit! do u still think i'm cool

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drawnecromancy · 2 months

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There's been plenty of slop shit books containing sex before now and there will be plenty of slop shit books containing sex in the future. I don't see what's wrong with it.

#this is the most concise way i can put some thoughts i had this morning #but like. people hating on 'booktok girlies' or whatever seem to not realize that genres that r partially also for sex have existed forever.#like #i don't read old shit enough but i bet i could find equivalents from 100 years ago if i submitted the problem to my dad's #army of neurodivergent old men (also known as his friends)#and I'm willing to bet that 100 years ago those genres were just dominated by guys writing stuff that would be on par with #the quality of the things published today.#i believe that what's happening is that there just so happens to be more visibility for the female side of it nowadays #and suddenly it's filthy and degenerate.#i am actually going to bug my dad and his friends about it to get actual insight on older shit and form real thoughts #might read some old and recent slop for research if i feel so inclined #I'm a slow reader though #so we'll see

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tankgotstuckinthecircusgate · 2 months

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i know that when carlo suddenly decided that he needs to marry guy made a whole list in his head n like had a deadlines n shit. like it was some kind of a task he needed to do

#whole fkin campaign. idk still not sure how it was but man was in his peacock era for sure #n it's like i need to find a wife i need to make it in 2 (or whatever) months etc etc #but its like a bg task n he didn't speak bout it w others. like he just said that he needs to marry #also idk if i mentioned this but i wrote lauretta/carlo first meet long ago n she was w her fiance #i just listened to “pretty music” again sorry. i like that uh governor or tf this character is #changes his behaviour from one woman to another so real. n that fkin “but im a lucky guy who gets to dance w u”#and “since u know what i need i'll even take your lead” <- fr like im sure lauretta screwed him for several times #just to see if he's really serious good old manipulations w men nothing new nothing superstitious #upd. he probably made a mind budget for this (i mean finding a wife)#n bout lauretta screwing carlo its like in this ukranian song Ти ж мене пiдманула ти ж мене пiдвела #but since he's a strategist he's patient (like i wanted to accent this quality sm i wrote #that carlo started thinkin bout taking moretti's place back in 1932)#anyway. “Challenge accepted” situation and idk fr for some reason when it's carlo eddie lauretta it's always bout playing #so lauretta started playing n he entered this play too. i don't even think he was exactly mad (maybe only for the 1st time)#at this point i have a clear image of how they met n their first dates (cringe word) n how he proposed #ie how it started how it ended. ending was fast i believe (deadline is approaching 🤯)#what was in between i don't exactly know but i wondered just now if he also screwed lauretta (i think yes)#bc i don't knooowwww frrr all this is so bout playing to me #but bout ending its like. boss fight (<- sex) game credits (<- marriage) ((speedrun))#also i was thinkin if he even ever met lauretta's parents (i always thought that no but idk)#can imagine lauretta calling carlo a good friend. i also hm ok #i started to write a comic like a month ago just bout falcone polycule n it starts w #carlo who says that he finally needs to get married n lauretta's mother askin (in a pushing way) why #her n her fiance still aren't married like girl tf. she jinxed it i guess #upd. carlo/lauretta is funny in my head bc right before marriage he did fell in love lauretta didn't but guy's profitable we'll take him👍#she did only after marriage i think bc it was the time when u can finally relief bc it's over #u don't need to think bout no yes no no yes yes will it work or won't etc #woman was able to fucking chill at last. she got the money sorry i mean the man #he's not runnin away let's finally look who the fuck is even this man. why he won't shut up bout astronomy can i get a divorce <- jk #but yeah “я тобi брехала” is so lauretta right after marriage to me (“i dont even know the color of ur hair”)

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barnbridges · 7 months

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like what are francis and henry's "redeeming traits" that they're rich and hot allegedly.

#i do think half of this fandom needs to be schooled on “redeeming qualities” “guy id hang out with” and “good character”#and also “guy i find attractive”#like those aren't. interchangeable.#they can all be one person true #but like all of the men in greek class are fucking freaks what do you MEAN

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seokmatthewz · 1 year

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TAESEON ✧ SUGAR RUSH RIDE ✧ FANTASY BOYS EP.7

#fantasy boys #yang taeseon #trcng #ultkpop #kflops #kpopccc #underratedidolsedit #iri.gifs #flashing tw #kazlook #dearestmillie #u both let me tag u in my random men so pls enjoy: some guy KLDSLK #i love him he looks so princely all the time hes genuinely soooooooo gorgeous #i wish this song suited his voice more but i think he did well #his eye makeup............like hes my bf #truly my most self indulgent set of the year LKSDKLD to the like 4 people who follow me who watch fantasy boys i hope u enjoydsklkfld #vote 4 taeseon !!!!!!!!#ignore both the colouring and the quality this lighting was weird so i just. made it colourful FLKDSKFD and i had no ts file </3

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sergeant-angels-trashcan · 9 months

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Hi! I'm interested in working through the Hatchet field stuff while I'm on break. Is there a recommended viewing order? Or can I jump in anywhere?

ahahaaaa i am SO SORRY I am just now seeing this. in my defense i caught covid about the time you sent this (and also infected my mom who does NOT do sick well) buttt if you're still looking,

tbh you can start anywhere, because while they're all related, they aren't connected--like you'll appreciate certain jokes and callbacks, but in that way I guess it's like an anthology.

Technically, the first musical is The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals. If you know someone who doesn't like musicals, they might actually like this one (PROMISE ME YOU'LL THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS) It's the first introduction to Hatchetfield and there are some recurring characters in the next musical, which is Black Friday. It is about Black Friday and consumerism and the amazing line "I've met god. he had nothing nice to say about you" BITCH OMG. The most recent musical is Nerdy Prudes Must Die, and honestly imo it has the least connections to the first two, so you could probably start with that one if you wanted--again, you'll appreciate some jokes more if you've seen the other two. It does also have more Lore, but I still think you'd be fine not knowing anything about it. I don't know that much about it and it was still good, because--

---there's a whole series of web-icals? Social Distance Musicals? Whatever, it's called Nightmare Time and they dive deeper into the lore of Hatchetfield and I've never managed to watch more than the opening number of the first one (it's a sound quality issue, i just need to watch it on a laptop or something) but look to be really cool and interesting and maybe deal with the same Hatchetfield? Because the Hatchetfield in each of the musicals is...not the same one. Or it is, but different timelines. Or different dimensions. Something. I think Nightmare Time does more into that.

Basically, you could watch them all as standalones, there's not really a plot that goes through all three of them, but characters and concepts that do.

But that's the order I'd do them in. From a theatre nerd standpoint, it's also really cool to see how they've evolved musically. Just technically with how they're putting numbers together and adding vocal layers. NPMD has a few songs that i would LOVE to see the sheet music for so I could try and figure out who is singing what. Honestly the best comparison I can make is "Wait For It" from Hamilton.

Anyway I hope you enjoy them!!! If you want to shout opinions at me i am here for that :)

#the guy who didn't like musicals #nerdy prudes must die #black friday musical #black friday was my favorite until npmd #a bully singing about he knows he's going to peak in high school? unparalleled #a song about imposter syndrome?#but then black friday has ;monsters and men' which is one of my favorite songs in a musical maybe ever #and also black friday which is heartrending #and tgwdlm has 'working boys' and 'america is great again' or w/e the actual title is #anyway i have feelings about the quality of these musicals #i think they are just as deep and musically complex as hamilton #i think they should be more well known than they are #i think they should be used in theatre classes in colleges #just the very nature of how they SHOULD be performed to achieve the end goal #is not something possible on broadway. just logistically #broadway isn't meant for epic theatre. epic the movement not the scale #'sarge are you saying any one of these musicals is better than wicked?' what of it #and i love wicked!#look starkid could do broadway but broadway couldn't do starkid #hatchetfield? more like hatchetFEELS

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romance-incubomp3 · 1 month

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still haunted by when I saw someone in the notes of an atsushi photoset tag it “man tw”. what a scary world we live in….

#1) racist to trigger tag a man of color for no other reason than #being a man. cause sometimes men are scary!#2) trigger tagging a man who often wore feminine outfits and makeup #spoke about having transfeminine friends + said he felt he had a similar quality and was often called feminine #3) leading from that it feels like this boils down to #let’s trigger tag anyone who has a penis because some people have traumatic experiences with people who have penises #which is going into all sorts of nasty (and terfy) territory #and also if the point of trigger tagging any guy you reblog is for #people who’ve been abused by men #feels kind of fucked up to trigger tag pictures of someone who happened to be a domestic violence survivor. from a man.#idk I’m like. sorry if seeing men makes you anxious.#but that’s half of the population you kind of just. need to work on that #instead of asking people to censor every guy they reblog #there’s too much complexities with. gender to just be like. we have to tag all the men or at least people I perceive to be men.#:|

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wymgreenteam · 1 year

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head in fucking hands.

#guys. men. homies. what are you Doing.#this is so baffling to me. like truly.#Do Not Do This?????#like how many other ways do we have to say it??????#'written by chatgpt' bro that thing does not have an original thought this has been proven #all it's doing is scraping preexisting content off the internet #(OTHER PEOPLE'S HARD WORK)#and passing it off as its own bc that's all it knows how to do #it's not chatgpt's and it CERTAINLY isn't yours so stop posting this shit on ao3 #the quality of the work shows it too. i will come out here and say that with no hesitation.#what cgpt writes is not GOOD #regardless of your 'editing' like GOD i'm so livid rn #it probably took me longer to make that meme in google drawings than it did for that fic to be 'written' & posted which is Saying Something #also wtf stop clogging my favorite tag with this :/ but that's a me thing so whatever #lil.txt

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