Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat, call in the spirits, wherever they’re at!
Rap on a table — it’s time to respond. Send us a message from somewhere beyond…
Goblins and ghoulies from last Halloween, awaken the spirits with your tambourine!
Creepies and crawlies,Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond, let there be music from regions beyond!
Wizards and witches, wherever you dwell, give us a hint, by ringing a bell!
The haunted mansion is my all time favorite ride at Disney and Madame Leota is one of my favorite Happy Haunts. Seeing as it's spooky season it seemed fitting to draw the medium of the mansion.
Heyaaa people! Its me, Ghosthunter42 aka your homie Lazlo, back at it again for ghost huntin’! Except for the fact that i’m the one who’s gettin’ hunted! HOW WILD IS THAT?? 🤩
(Also no snap text version coz snapchat ruined the quality + i meaaaan)
“Dear, sweet Constance. Poor child! Poor, poor child. Did you know that her mother supposedly killed her father in a fit of rage? Found an axe and took his head off in a single swipe. It’s supposedly still in the house somewhere, just bones and a wandering spirit. Mon dieu! How tragic. How horrible!”
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I like to think Constance taking the heads of her husbands is a learned habit. It was, after all, what mother did to father when he threatened to leave them.
‘When a man threatens to turn tail, or has eyes for a younger broad, take his head so he’s yours forever. Don’t let that dog run, Constance. Best to put him down swiftly.”
At least…that’s what Dame Peatcleaver used to tell her young daughter when she allowed her to hold father’s beheaded skull, a hatchet still in his head.