#the ice cream was rlly good btw

[theworstcreature]

I have celebrated percy Jackson’s birthday and the release date announcement for the series in the best way I have the ability to (I had a blue ice cream sundae for lunch)

[nervocat]

Felt like showing you guys how I dress for concerts. Had to have my mom put my hair in a bun bc it wasn't poofy like usual so I couldn't have my normal hairstyle 💔💔 (pic under cut, my face is not visible)

[binniesbooks]

ahh hi my fayebae(idk is this cute?if its not I can think of another one)

anyways i thought real hard and long for this(while eating ice cream since its so hot here rn) but here's my idea!! gyu and reader are school rivals of a certain sport(u can choose the sport), let's just say boys and girls are both on the team!

they are pretty popular/well known (cos it looks like one wrong move and they would rip each other throat's out) but also cos they are both captains of their own school team!

but what others don't know, is that the whole tension and rivalry that they put on, is just an act. behind close doors well, one can say they are more than friends 🤭 seeing that after every game. they are both nowhere in sight.

(honestly dont mind switch between gyu and reader?? but u can choose who would take the lead n such idm!!) like it'll be hawt ughhh please ofc include smut!!(gyu eating out reader if possible I'm on my knees😳n anything else that is pleasurable for both of them heheh) everything else is up to u!!🤍

idk if this is any good cos this is like my 2nd ask of a fic to anyone T-T I rlly hope this inspires u <3

• LOCKED AND LOADED

BG 001 .F23 2024

wc 3.8k

pairing rival(?)!beomgyu x fem!reader

warning cursing, unprotected sex, oral sex, cum playing, dangerous activity(gun holding) (tell me if I missed anything)

faye's note dedicated to my one and only dearest Beomgyu's kitten, @babymochibeargyu here you goooo! I'm sorry for the delay, I feel bad omg. But here's a little TMI, I rewatched one of TODO episodes for this kkkkk! Plus I did my own research tooooo! But, okay, I know there's no Olympics likes this but just imagine. Omg. Kkkkk bye!

Btw, I feel like I'm being surrounded with bamtoris 😋 ❤️

2024 Campus Olympics

"And...they're out!" The crowd roared from cheers and disappointment coming from the bleachers as the big screen showed the "GAME OVER" sign.

"We have our semi-finalist! Ladies and gentlemen! ELITE EAGLES!" The crowd roared once again at the announcer's statement. You heard the deafening sound as you and your teammates stepped out from the range. The air was thick with competition and excitement.

This sport has been ongoing for years now. The sport that requires skill, accuracy, precision, and speed, is a shooting game. However, the guns used in this competition are nerfed, to lessen the power and accidents that may happen. You and Beomgyu's school had been the biggest rivals in this sport. Making it the spotlight and main event of the Camp Olympics.

"Now! Who will be our champion of the year?! Will it be the ELITE EAGLES?" the crowd cheered again, "Or our defending champions, the ALPHAS!" The crowd grew louder, you glanced at the other side of the entrance of the range. And there he was, standing all proud with a smirk plastered on his face, it was no other than your only rival, Beomgyu.

You clutched at the nerfed gun you were holding as your teammate were fixing their protective vests and head gears.

"This will be the game of the century for both of these teams! For the past 2 years, they have scored 1-1 so far, who will conquer this time?" The commentator announced. You could practically feel the stretch of the veins in their neck with the way they shouted.

It's been two years since you joined this sport, you were still a sophomore at that time. And this time, it was your last and final year to play, craving for the victor's crown. Beomgyu had been your rival from the start, making it his last and final year to play too.

Beomgyu turned his gaze towards yours, grinning at how you were practically boring holes in his head. As you line up in front facing each other's team, the fiery stare and sharp remarks on the field had all the students buzzing, and it seemed like a single misstep would ignite a full-blown feud.

"Go Eagles, we soar, we flight! United and bold, in the heart of fight!"

"Who's got the power, the strength, the drive? We are the Alphas, we thrive, we thrive!"

The cheer squad from both teams were doing their best to boost their player's determination. Showing off their respected school representative animals from banners to mascots, cheers to flaglets. The rivalry, driven by pride and competition, garners attention from everyone as both teams relish in the spotlight. The tension is palpable, with the upcoming round heightened by mutual taunts and challenging glances, fueling their status as competitors.

"Players! Lock and Load!" the rumbling sound of cheers and shouts envelops the field.

2022 Campus Olympics

"Y/n, you should definitely join, I swear it will be worth it." Yeonjun, your president of the photography club recommended joining the Lock and Load sports club. He used to be the team captain but since he and the members were about to graduate, he needed to keep the club alive. Persuading you to join and be the captain of the team.

"Jjun," his face crumpled at the name, "I really can't do that, prez. Look, I'm already in this photography club, I can't manage my time. " You sighed.

"Says the one who can stay up all night to watch her favorite movies but can't even accept her president's slash friend's request." He yapped and yawned.

"Fine!" You stomped your feet, "If you were not just my president and one of my dearest friends, I wouldn't have considered your request at all!" You crossed your arms, pouting as you hear his light laughs envelope the room

"We have a new champion! Ladies and gentlemen! Elite Eagles!" Your crowd cheered on you. This annual event is a big event for your schools. And you felt the proud look from the participants of your school. Being the champion in this sport was a normal occurrence especially when Yeonjun was still the captain. So as you turned to him, his smile was the brightest you had ever seen.

As you turn to the other side, you see your opponent's team. You can't see any disappointment in their eyes, but their aura practically screams revenge. Their team captain caught your eye. He's tall and looked like he had a pleasing personality the way he was talking to his teammates. Well, that's what you can see.

As your two teams gathered up in front for a handshake to show sportsmanship, you hesitated at the way he was smiling at you. You raised your hand to shake his, but you feel strange.

"Congratulations." The word rolled out of his mouth so smooth and sweet yet full of threat. Your skin crawled at how cold his palm was. You immediately pulled back your hand as you felt an electric sensation radiating off of him through you. A palpable tension between you ignited when both of your eyes met, frowning faces as if about to kill each other. -- That's when everybody knew, you would be the biggest rivals of this sport.

"I told you, you can do it!" Yeonjun said as he ruffled your hair while walking with your team. "All of you, you did well too, I knew you could do it." Greeting the group made them cheer and thank Yeonjun, for the support he gave and the persuasion he did.

"Are you coming?" One of your teammates shouted outside asking you if you would go with them to celebrate, but you're still not finished taking a bath to remove the sweaty scent that makes you feel icky. "I will! But go ahead, I'll catch up later." You confirmed. You heard the door closed. It was really good to have such a facility that caters for your annual school events. The big field could accommodate all of the participating schools for the event, and the participants' team themselves had their own rooms to stay in. You were more than happy, you got to experience using these athlete's rooms plus you even won the championship of Lock and Load.

You were about to leave when you stopped in your tracks as you saw someone standing leaning on the wall in the hallway. He's wearing your opponent's uniform.

"Hey there. Come with me for a while."

2023 Campus Olympics

"They're three points left behind with 2 minutes remaining! Will Alphas catch up or will they be the ones to win the championship?" The roaring crowd ignites the desperation of both teams to win.

With a ten-point difference, Alphas won the game. The victory wasn't supposed to be theirs but their captain changed plans last minute. The prideful face of Beomgyu shined bright as he walked out of the range. His grin grew wider when you were in his sight. You couldn't help but roll your eyes and turn your back to him. This rivalry between the two schools will get bigger, given the fact that you two will be playing your last games next year. The score tied at 1-1, the next annual event will be the tiebreaker.

"It's fine really. We do lose too, even before." Despite being a graduate student, Yeonjun still gives his full support to the Elite Eagles' Lock and Load team, patronizing them, especially at this event, he is also the acting coach of the team as of now. Besides, he was the reason why your school has its own team for the Lock and Load sport. He tried to cheer you up, tapping every slumped shoulder of every player.

You forced a smile at him, trying your best not to look too bad. "I have an idea. I'll buy tonight's dinner for you guys. I can't look at your droopy faces." He volunteered, gathering some "Coach, you don't have to" and "Hyung, you don't have to" as answers. "No, I insist."

When your fellow players got up to head to the accommodation room, you stayed behind at one of the benches for players near the range. Yeonjun sat beside you. "Don't be so disheartened. You know, there's still one more year for you. I know you'll make it." He ruffled your hair, giving you a bottle of energy drink.

"Replenish your energy. Then come over to the team dinner." Maybe Yeonjun felt that your silence had screamed that you wanted to be alone for a while. He put his hand in his pocket as he walked away.

"Come out. I know you're there." The same person from the opponent's team, leaning on the post not too far from where you are sitting, is hidden away from eyes that can see both of you.

Present

Your team ran through the course, earning points at each shot. For the past years, you have Beomgyu as an opponent, you could say that you can read his plans and movements. Allowing you to move and think faster than him. His teammates were quick, but you and your teammates trained yourself to be wary and not let your guard down.

"This is an interesting and intense game of the century!" You almost scoffed at the figures of speech the announcers had been using in their comments.

"Shit, that was a close call!" You muttered as you hid yourself on a stack of sacks, you were almost hit by his teammate. "Attention eagles! I can see their position from here. E7, proceed under the truck, someone's behind the wall. E5, someone just ran near your position. E6, remain seated, they might see you. Others, stick to the plan, be careful!" You quietly talked to your teammates as you distributed their tasks.

All 8 members of each team can earn points as much as they can, each shot is equivalent to a certain point depending on what part of the body the bullet hits. The suit and protective vests that the player wore had built-in sensors, that whenever an opponent’s bullets hits it, it would automatically count as a point.

It's almost the end of the round, and with 9 minutes remaining, the score was 88-67 with your team at the lower end. You're frustrated-- Beomgyu irks you so much. With 8 minutes remaining, you kept on shooting at any opponent that came your way. You did not camp anymore. Moving from one place to another. 7 minutes remaining, the crowd became louder. Your mind is blurry to think of a strategy. 6 minutes remaining, your teammates are trying to reach you but to no avail. 5 minutes remaining, you don't have much time left, you can't just remain still. 4 minutes remained, and you dashed to the opponent's base aiming for their captain, receiving a few glancing blows in the process. 3 minutes remaining, you covered yourself near the metal wall. 2 minutes remaining, the score ascended to 112-103, but still, your team was at the lower end.

The firing from others has ceased, probably killing the 2 minutes remaining to save energy and steady the scores. You roamed your eyes through the opponent's base. No captain in sight. "Shit, am I too late?" You muttered, slowly walking to search for him. You were about to step out of their base when you heard someone.

"Hands behind your head." The voice commanded. Fucking hell, you're doomed.

....

Both teams step out of the range with loud cheers from the crowd.

"We almost did it. We were so close."

"Man, that was close."

"This is my last year already."

Clear disappointment, was what you heard.

"Ladies and gentlemen! The game of the century has now officially ended! Our champion! No other than..." Your ears practically ring with the announcer's shouting voice.

"ELITE EAGLES!" Your team cheered as much as the crowd did, jumping and shouting their lungs out.

You turn to Beomgyu, one of his hands in his pocket, and the other still holding the gun. He smiled at you, mouthing a 'congratulations'. You nodded before you were called to line up and shake each other's hands.

"The annual Campus Olympics has officially ended. This is your official commentator of the year's event, Kim Jun-soo, signing off."

"Woah! How did you do it, captain? I thought we were going to lose!" Your teammates were overjoyed, but still not over the fact that you won.

"See? I told you, you can do it. And look you actually did!" Yeonjun placed his cap on your head. "Nice job, team captain."

"I..thank you." You were out of words -- no, you were out of this world actually.

"Hey, dinner is on--"

"Coach, the organizers gave me a stub. Dinners are on them for both teams." Yeonjun was cut off by one of your teammates.

Hearing the free dinner, Yeonjun cheered with your teammates. Free dinner = not a single cent to be spent.

"See you later then, rest for now, we still have plenty of time," Yeonjun announced.

...

"Hey move over, the seat is empty." Bickering can be heard from the next table in the restaurant reserved for the players. Yeonjun sighs, for three consecutive years, you haven't attended the team dinner. You are, again, not in sight.

"By any chance, have you seen Captain?"

"Oh yeah, Beomgyu is not here again. I wonder why the seat's empty."

"How many years has it been? 2?"

"Three years. He did not attend any single team dinner at all."

"Forget it, eat to your heart's content. He might not just wanna attend."

Yeonjun's head snapped at what he had just heard. Alphas and Elite Eagles have been rivals for so long. You and the other team's captain have been rivals for three years. And neither of you has attended team dinners for three consecutive years too. Was something going on? Or was he just overthinking it?

"Gyu... Beomgyu..." You whined.

"Shhh, stay still." He whispered.

"Ahh... Beomgyu..." his name rolling off your tongue so sweet it makes him feel tingly.

Your grip on his hair tightens a little bit, "More... I want more..." Your words are shaky and needy.

Beomgyu held your thighs to keep them steady, lapping at your sweet wetness. "Why are you so needy right now?" He asked sucking at your clit. Your back arched at his action. "I...I want more, please... I want you." He pulled back a little bit, just a few inches away from your dripping cunt. His hot puffs of breath make you shiver and whine for me. "N-no teasing..." Your legs felt weak. Shaking. Trembling. "But I love you being so needy, captain. I like seeing you squirm under me." Your hand clasped your mouth, refraining from moaning, the term captain gives butterflies to your stomach.

"Captain, just so you know, I love how you moan my name, I love how you make that face when you cum. I love it when you whine and whimper." His eyes are fixed on you while he's kissing your inner thighs. He watches the rising and falling motion of your exposed chest.

"Now, say my name again, will you?" He uttered, getting ready to dive in you again.

His hot and slippery tongue licked a stripe on your cunt, making your back arch once again as you gripped tightly on his sheets. "Beomgyu... Cap..captain Gyu.." you yelped, "I'm gonna cum.. please.." he likes this so much. He likes it when you beg for him to take care of you.

"Let it out, captain." He smirked as he continued tongue fucking you. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head, you quivered as you reached your high. Beomgyu's bed was a total mess, from your thrashing, from your sweat, from your squirming.

"This never changed, you always taste good, captain. Ever since we were young." He grasped your waist to pull you closer, sucking your remaining cum from the intense orgasm he gave you. He sat down on the edge of the bed, just to rest for a while, but he did not expect what you were about to do.

You crawled down on him, between his legs. You look up at him as you lay your cheek on one of his thighs. He smirked at your quirks. He grabbed a gun from his table drawer. Pointing it on your temple. Your eyes flutter at him as he smiles sweetly at you. "Do it for me, yeah,?" He motions at his belt. Beomgyu owns a licensed gun, it was your gift when you two just turned 18. Probably the reason why he joined lock and load.

You carefully unbuckled his belt and unzipped his pants agonizingly slow. The cold muzzle kissing your sweaty temple. You were still staring at him, he was biting his lips, abs clenching at the sight. You pumped him a few times causing him to groan at your work.

"Careful, Captain. Fuck." One hand still holding the gun pointed at you, another gripping at the sheets.

You spit on his cock, a makeshift lube, as you bobbed your head carefully. His breath was shaky and hot. Lips were now red at how he occasionally bit them from the sensation.

Your tongue prodded at his tip, trying to lick his slit.

"Ahh, fucking shit, y/n.." His hips were thrusting up to your mouth.

"Do it again. Fuck, do that again." He commanded when you stop licking his slit. One more move and he will fall from the bed.

You took him whole --that's when he lost it, he holds your head with both of his hands, still clutching onto the gun.

He was fucking your throat, your gag reflex kicking in, "Shit, god damn it y/n, I'm sorry!" Despite the apology, his movement did not stop one bit, if anything, he even moved a bit rougher.

"C-can I cum in your m-mouth?" His words fumbling, the muscles of his legs tensing. "P-please tell me if I can. I-i'm... Shit. Ahh! I'm close.." he stammered.

You hummed, causing him to lose himself at the resonance. His cock throbbed inside your mouth as white spurts of cum painted your mouth.

He quickly tossed the gun on his bed as he pulled you up to straddle him. One hand resting on your hand, the other on your chin. "Open your mouth." You opened your mouth, very carefully, not wanting to spill his milk. He pressed his thumb on your tongue, playing with his cum, as he let it spill out, trailing down to his hand.

"You always make me horny." He licked his thumb before pulling you to a fervent kiss. You started grinding on him as he kissed you with so much longing. He easily slipped inside of you with your slick still dripping on your thighs, causing you to gasp allowing him to fuck your throat with his tongue. You started to roll your hips in a circular motion causing him to curse. "Are we doing it raw again, captain?" You asked, but he dodged your answer with another question.

"Captain, I-I just came. How could you?" He wrapped his arms around your waist. You stilled before pulling away, "The stunt you pulled is dangerous," you pouted, "What if you suddenly killed me? I bought that for you as a souvenir when I went to the States. I did not expect it to be used against me." You crossed your arms. He planted a sweet kiss on your lips, "Rule number 2, firearms should be unloaded when not actually in use," he shrugged, "The magazine ain't intact." He added.

Your mouth gaped, you were dumbfounded, all this time your heart had been racing thinking about the danger that might actually happen. But in fact, it was actually unloaded.

"Damn you! I was scared to death! I thought --"

"You thought? You thought what?" He cuts you off when he starts thrusting, stretching you out. You hid your face in the crook of his neck.

"Wow, that's cheating, making an excuse to moan on my ears." His moves were unchanging, deeply thrusting in your sloppy cunt.

You can't help yourself but moan, not when he's gripping your waist to push his girthy cock deeper on you.

"Captain... Captain, you're hitting the right s-spots..." You moaned as you stayed glued to his sweaty body.

"I-i'll pull out. I'll pull out c-captain." His words stuttered as his moves also stuttered.

"Don't, please Gyu. I want you to cum inside, I'm on the pill." You buried your face more in his neck, embarrassed hearing yourself begging him to cum in you.

"How can I say no when you're c-clenching on my c-cock. Shit, I'm close." He huffed. You clenched more, you want him so much. You're desperate to feel his warm cum filling you up.

"C-captain, c-can I rub my..." You're too shy to finish your sentence, but he pulled the words out of your mouth when he started moving his fingers on your clit in a circular motion."Captain! Captain, fuck! Oh god!" You were both ecstatic rushing to chase your highs.

He restrained your hands behind your back as he started moving harder, abusing your stretched cunt. You moved closer to him, to his ears, moaning at it purposely, pushing him to the edge as he spilled inside you.

He continued fucking you and rubbing your clit despite the fact he had reached his own orgasm, overstimulating himself. "Fuck it fucking h-hurts! Fucking hell!" You can't hear any words from him other than his resounding curses until you are squirting on him. He was chasing his breath as he laid his forehead on your shoulder.

"I love this so much... I love you... You're so hot squirting on my cock.. sexy." He muttered. You pulled him into a hug, slight movements causing the both of you to wince. I love you too, Captain.." You whispered.

All you can hear in the room is the ticking of the clock, the thumping of your chest, and the heavy pants and breaths coming from both of you.

"Why did you do it, Gyu?" You look at him, eyes searching for answers. He just smiled.

"Hands behind your head." It was Beomgyu. You're doomed.

"Hello there, Miss Captain." He clicks his tongue as he stares at you. "You really wanted to win, yeah?" He added.

"Ah-ah! Do not move! Give me your gun." He commanded making you flinch, you glanced at the timer on his suit, less than one minute remaining. You handed him your gun and placed your hands behind your head again.

"Do me a favor." You looked at him confused, "What favor?" 30 seconds remaining.

"Call me captain." Short, yet precise words.

"What?" Your eyebrows furrowed.

"I said, call me captain." 20 seconds.

"Look, I don't know what-"

"Call. Me. Captain. Right now." His voice was full of authority. 10 seconds remaining.

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1... "Bang!" You flinched at what you've heard, he pulled the trigger! Beomgyu fucking pulled the trigger.

But it wasn't his gun, it was yours, and the muzzle was pressed on his headgear.

10 points were added to your score, a headshot is equivalent to 10 points. The score ascends to 102-113.

@binniesbooks 2024

[ezgurple]

in your fun facts about donnie you mention he likes to work on his t-machine (turtle truck) do you have your own design for it? also i love your art and au its so rad!

OF COURSE I HAVE A DESIGN ! I’M INSANE but these sketches are kinda old and im not tht good at drawing trucks n stuff sooo yeh just pretend this stuff looks cool OKAY

so far my turtles have two vehicles !!

the t-machine was an ice-cream truck donnie found and fixed it up. he’s always making new changes and adding different stuff to it :) they ride this thing the most and use it in combat. im not really sure how to color it tho 😕the bottom left version looks too jurassic park-ish

and the COWABUNGA 87 is just some backup van i guess. something they could drive to the farmhouse or mcdonalds idfk !! im not done designing it !!!!! i just rlly want it to look similar to the party wagon from the 80s cartoon yknow :> anyway uhhh thats it! THANKS FOR ASKING BTW :D i never thought anyone would wanna know lol

[ethereal-forest-furry]

dewberries/wild blackberries (Rubus)

these are a lovely plant that pops up in forest edges and clearings, where their woody branches ramble around the ground to reach the sunlight and bloom like this every spring - they look like little galaxies :3 theyre rlly wild little plants that grow SO fast and their vines always seem to be tangled up with everything else in these places

the flowers are always attracting bees and other pollinators- i saw honeybees, mud daubers and hoverflies on these today. and when theyre pollinated they grow into lovely little berries, just like a smaller version of the blackberries you can get at a supermarket, more sour and flavorful but no less sweet. just be careful of the thorns when you pick them!! they can give u some nasty splinters if youre not- honestly so worth it tho. if you find a good spot to pick them and you freeze them after you can easily get enough for the rest of the year and still leave plenty for the birds too (also they are so good in ice cream!!!)

its pretty much impossible to identify the species bc theres so many native ones plus all the exotic species/cultivars and they all hybridize freely with each other- its so difficult to say what it is but thank goodness it doesnt matter all that much T.T every single member of their genus is delicious so dw

btw. theyre super easy to propagate around this time of year when their little shoots pop up out of the ground a couple feet away from the main plant. v convenient to divide them and add to ur garden before they get mowed or smth. just saying. they will spread so keep that in mind (its not a bad thing if they do :P)

[wendytestabrat]

the importance of wendy telling stan he’s the only real thing in her life

rn i’m still working on pt 2 of my s26 review where ima talk abt “deep learning” but yeah that’s def my fav episode of the season. the character development for wendy was just 👌 but i already talked abt that. but i still have to talk abt that scene where they go on the ice cream date together bc it was sooo good (btw is that the same ice cream shop butters was working at in the next episode?) this scene rlly got to the heart of what we love abt stendy and why they connect as a couple and have so much in common which the show never addressed much before but us fans already knew how much stan and wendy have in common so matt and trey were basically just feeding us. they both like each other bc they’re the two only sane & smart characters on the show and the two moral centers (that is when wendy isn’t being a piece of shit and no don’t say kyle is the moral center bc we all know he’s a hypocritical monster LOL) and also the two leaders, wendy being the leader of the girls and stan the leader of the boys. and they also have a lot in common in their environmental views which was shown in “weight gain 4000” when stan backed up wendy over her supporting dolphins or whatever bc they both care abt animals. i rlly wish they had more moments like that of stan and wendy just bonding over their similarities rather than them just being together bc they’re supposed to be boyfriend and girlfriend and that’s it LOL. but yeah i LOVED when wendy was like crying to stan abt the shit she opened up abt like the thing that happened when she was 6 or whatever (BTW WHAT HAPPENED TO HER WHEN SHE WAS 6?????). that def added more depth to her character and a more sympathetic lens to her that a lot of her behavior could just be a manifestation of a trauma she’s been through rather than her just being a pure psychopathic maniac straight out of the womb LOL. but yeah when she said stan is the only real thing in her life THAT line of dialogue hit the spot! that got right to the heart of the ship and why they stay together is bc they both are the only real things in each other’s life in the crazy town of south park and they keep each other grounded bc of this. and this is def why wendy likes stan the most even if she gets annoyed by him and dumps him 58382929 times and hoes around with other guys. she’s always gonna go back to stan bc at the end of the day even tho stan is flawed and he sucks at communicating those moments where stan does pull through are rlly meaningful to her bc she relates to stan more than anyone else and those rare good moments they have are more genuine than any other relationship in her life.

[is-that-plural]

OH OKAY QUESTIONS UHHHHH

MODS, WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVORS??

CURRENT HYPERFIXATION / THING YOU LIKE ATM??

THOUGHTS ON THE LEGO MOVIE?? [VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION, TRUST]

UHHH ANY FAVORITE AESTHETICS??

FAVORITE CEREAL[S]??

FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY / FAVORITE CANDY[S]??

AND WHATS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL[S]??

[not a rating]

WOO questionsss !!

-> ice cream flavors im not sure on bc we almost never have ice cream </3 but mine(🦉) is the one called zanzibar ! its like three chocolates in one and its rlly good, i think 💜 likes homestyle vanilla since thats what he had last , and i have no idea for 🎀 -> current hyperfix is... genshin for the most part, but theres some back and forth between that and reverse:1999 lmeow

-> thoughts on the lego movie? i dont think some of the others have watched it yet, and i only vaguely remember it but if i recall correctly i cried watching it the first time, so hope that says something?

-> fave aesthetics?! interesting question, as im not sure id say i have a fave 'aesthetic' overall; they're all really good!! and nice and intricate in their own ways! that being said tho, i do reallllyy enjoy lolita fashion ! and decora/visual kei stuff too!!! ( fun fact for vocaloid fans; the fanunit between kaito, gakupo + kagamine len known as VANAN'ICE, actually counts under visual kei !! )

-> 🦉; fruit loops , 💜: also fruit loops , 🎀: cinnamon toast crunch, or cheerios

-> 🦉: reeses cups <3 but also give me anything caramel and/or chocolate (or jolly ranchers) and i will adore you forever (lil dramatic) , 💜: no chocolate, only fruity stuff 🎀: also only fruity stuff! i like jolly ranchers too!!

-> 🦉: .. take a wild guess,, (but i also like cats, snakes, rats and bats,, a lot of the ats lmao) 💜: hmm i havent thought of that actually... maybe cats? but i prefer big cats compared to household cats , 🎀: all of them !

sorry this was delayed lmao i kinda wanted to do this when i could actually talk to the other two for their answers </3

hiatus will be over VERY soon btw !!

[chichimarshmallow]

schmoochle headcanons !!

urgh im bored and i need to rant about my skrunklies so today i bring you some schmoochle headcanons,,,

rare schmoochle

youngest of the schmoochle family, at least 13-17 and have a height of at least 7-8 feet

mohawk man acts slightly more mature and tough than horned douche, horned douche is very silly and goofy and is just a very likable and pure boi in general but can get very serious rlly fast when arguing with their partner

one of them has a southern accent change my mind

and on the topic of voices they are very likely to sound like those young boys in anime who are voiced by females but with a slightly deeper tone especially mohawk man horned douche would probably sound more like namine ritsu lmfao

both are fluent in korean !!

mohawk is fruity asf and a lil more ahem seductive with their actions for example eating elongated foods like bananas and popsicles and long cream-filled pastries when they feel like it and it kinda makes horned douche cringe a bit but at the same time they don't rlly mind

mohawk man is also kinda a tsundere !!

they know how to play the electric guitar, very skilled at it also they're yearning to be rockstars &lt;;33 i mean cmon with a design like that u can not tell me it wouldn't be true bet me 200$ that they literally shred the electric guitar strings like their lives depend on it

again, with a design like that you can NOT tell me they don't wear chains and leather stuff and spiky bracelets and pentagram necklaces and other gothic/emo stuff if u tell me otherwise u lyin' also you'll prolly catch them at hot topic 25/8 no delays

to add to the electric guitar stuff they LOVE rock music and heavy metal it's their FAV music of all time

mohawk man likes rocky road ice cream, horned douche likes mint choco chip (my fav flavour btw) and mohawk man kinda despises them for it smh-

they're into horror games and horror movies, horned douche is a lil cowardly tho unlike their partner who kinda likes getting jumpscared and seeing their lover being a scaredy cat

to add to they're likes for horror they're also into the paranormal, they like spooki stuff like demons, witches, ghosts, vampires and stuff like those and will read about them

common schmoochle

oh now where do i even start with these two,,,

erm they are very floofy and perfect for hugging,,

horned dude is a chill and outgoing gentleman to be around and is a talker, and ponytail gal is kinda shy and not as talkative as their partner but is very sweet you might get diabetes, also they're kinda sensitive and horned guy's a bit protective for that specific reason

they're like the middle family members, young adults at 18-19 and can be about 8-9 feet tall perfect size to be given a big ol' bear hug by them hehe,,,

fluent in japanese !!

sometimes they'll go to watch the beautiful scenery of the sunset/sunrise while sitting on top of a hill or sumthn

ponytail gal loves wearing bows and jewelry hence why my design for them has their ponytail tied up with a red bow and they have a pink heart ring on their finger, their partner is likely to kinda spoil them with exactly those things, if it's pretty enough to look good on them then they'll get it

ponytail gal is also one of those kinda ppl that are easily distracted by cute and fluffy things, if they see anything that they claim to be cute they will STARE RESPECTFULLY and will even try to touch it; for example if they see cat *ahem* cataliszt- then they'll react just as how i described it

boba dates every now and then !! horned guy doesn't like boba that much but will surely get some for their partner who is a boba lover, may also go for sweet treats as an extra deal for their little dates,,

i'll have you bet me 50$ that horned guy is both a flirt and a tease and will use those traits on their partner just to see them flustered just because they want to and they think it's cute.

ponytail gal likes peaches, not too fond of the tart/sour tasting ones tho they prefer the sweeter ones. they also like strawberries but again will dismiss the sour tasting ones for the sweeter tasting ones

ponytail is also slightly touch-starved,, may require hand holding and headpats and snuggling from their partner every now and then which their partner rlly doesn't mind at all,,

try and tell me they don't like playing dating games i'll instantly disagree with u

as for their voices they will sound like uzi and n i can hear it everytime i look at them if you try and tell me otherwise then get out rn >:((

epic schmoochle

i mean ofc epic schmoochle resembles elderly love so ofc they're gonna be the oldest of the schmoochle family and i'm talking mature adults so they're 20+ years old and ofc i can guarantee they're the tallest out of everyone so they'll be about uhhh 9+ feet tall

in personality they are motherly and fatherly with their younger common and rare cousins so basically they're also the parental figures, they're also the same in personality when it comes to being aorund other monsters

married couple, that's all i gotta say !!

fluent in chinese !!

will sometimes go stargazing for their dates, they like watching the night sky and looking at silly constellations while having a nice chat

since they're made of chocolate and candy their hardness depends on temperature, if it's hot they're gonna start melting which could cause problems for them, if it's cold then they're good

having to put up with the other schmoochles' shenanigans especially rare schmoochle those kids be doing the most lmfao is kinda a tough job for them but they are able to make it work

speaking of that whenever the schmoochles watch a movie and an inappropriate scene comes up epic schmoochle are always the ones to shield their cousins eyes so they don't have to see it lmfao

art is a hobby they enjoy the most, they're good at it too

they flirt with each other 24/7 and if other monsters don't like it then they can leave &lt;3

pigtails has a sweet high pitched motherly voice with a southern accent and grandpa (sorry lmfao i had to i mean cmon LOOK AT THAT HAIRSTYLE) has a deep voice and a british accent

that's all i got for now and my boredom is officially gone now so waheyyy,,, 🎉🎉🎉

[godza]

i rlly need to whip mediareccs back out. here are super quick flash manga reccs

night fragments: crying screaming bc it has a similar plot to my oc story but i swear i was there first. there are people called dream watchers who make sure you have good dreams. im mad at everybody in the comments acting like the eventual plot twist isnt obvious. like god are you dumb its obviously redacted. bl btw its super cute and painful

ice cream line: bittersweet bl about expectations you place upon yourself from outside influence. more sweet than bitter it just kinda gets rough in the middle

in the clear moonlit dusk: prince x prince but its straight. its like if a butch got a boyfriend but its super cute and sweet. made me wanna punch a wall. such nice art everything so nice

princess of sylph: yuri between a princess and a nun. gets kinda weird sometimes and i wouldnt read it just for the romance its a really intriguing plot and simple yet beautiful art

zeikin de katta hon: id like to thank my mutual. slice of life about a delinquent who gets a job at a library. i learned so much about how libraries work it gave me more respect for them. silly and light read

marriagetoxin: a guy from a prestigious hitman family has to get married and have kids so his sister doesnt have to break up with her gf. he enlists the help of a marriage swindler to find a future wife. absolutely balls to the walls ridiculous. nothing can prepare you for how silly it is. i love it.

ok thats enough i hope we all have a good nights sleep and maybe youll read some of these

[nonsenuser]

jjk characters and their tim hortons orders 🍁☕️ I originally posted this on twitter but its also going here now :))

yuji itadori: simple, but classic, iced capp. even in the winter when it's -40 degrees outside and the worker kinda looks at him funny for ordering one at that time of year

megumi fushiguro: dark roast coffee. no sugar, no creamer, nothing. weirdo

nobara kugisaki: raspberry lemonade, but she hates this place and would much rather go to starbucks

satoru gojo: any crazy specialty iced capp (like oreo iced capp for example) but he prefers starbucks frapps over these

suguru geto: 1/2 french vanilla 1/2 coffee in the winters and in the summers he gets his iced coffee from mcdonalds (bc dollar drink days) (these are my orders btw)

toji fushiguro: small double double and he chugs the whole thing before crushing the cup in his hand and throwing it onto the sidewalk he also knows the employees quite well and sometimes they give him free timbits

maki zenin: she's not a huge fan of the drinks but she's down for an everything bagel (toasted with butter)

toge inumaki: he actually works there

panda: also works at tims but he eats the donuts sometimes (they taste like shit tho)

mahito: biebs brew, bieber balls, bieber piss(?) and owns all the tim biebs merchno one knows why he's so passionate about this collab, in fact he doesn't even know who justin bieber is

kento nanami: green tea + old fashioned plain donut

the employees love him bc he never complains if they're taking too long with his order, especially during busy hours

sukuna: PLOT TWIST, he's a manager (not at inumaki/pandas location). weirdly good at his job, cares for his employees and wishes for all tims workers to unionize (theres acc a few locations that r unionized?? didn't find out until literally right now)

kenjaku: orders weird customizations during busy hours

will ask for his order to be remade over little things, ex. "my coffee is a degree too cold" 

calls the sizes tall/grande/venti like it's Starbucks 

often fights the manager (sukuna)

choso: will buy drinks for his brothers but he's not a big coffee drinker 

if he's hungry and he happens to be there, he'll get a sundried tomato asiago bagel (THAT SHIT DOES NOT LOOK EDIBLE BUT IT'S FINE I SWEAR!)

naoya zenin: ordered a cold brew once & hated it sm his dramatic ass puked in the tims bathroom (employees had a fun time cleaning up that mess) 

now only goes to tims if it's the only location w/ a public bathroom nearby and he rlly has to go

he prefers second cup (twin )

ieiri shoko: BREAKFAST COMBOOOO sausage biscuit sandwich + same drink as suguru or double double + hashbrown 

during exam season she would down like 4-5 large coffees a day

iori utahime: jalapeno bagel with cream cheese, she'll get her coffee from smwhr else cuz she thinks tims coffee tastes like unwashed asshole

noritoshi kamo: his favourite food is apparently coffee so he is extremely passionate about how shit tims is

thinks ordering from there will damage the clans reputation or something?

mai & momo: the other 2 anti-tim hortons kyoto students

kasumi miwa: thinks the new! thirst quenchers taste sweet and doesn't really understand the passionate tims hate from the others

aoi todo: met itadori at a tim hortons and bonded over their common drink orders + taste in women 

insists they've been going on tims runs after school since they were kids but that obviously isn't true

yu haibara: iced capps + these cherry blossom donuts that r discontinued fuck u tim hortons genuinely fuck u 

also thank god haibara didn't live to see the drop in tim hortons donut quality

hakari & kirara: dozen assorted donuts for the fight club (but only if krispy kreme is not an option) kirara's fave is maple dip

hiromi higuruma: theres actually an aroma espresso bar near his work (he prefers that) but if it's closed he goes to the nearby tims to grab an orange pekoe tea before he goes home

reggie star: dark roast with like 5 sugars, when he goes up to the counter he almost always drops all his loonies and toonies on the floor and it takes him FOREVER to pick them up (short nail struggles) 

always makes small talk with other ppl in line

uro: the powdered sugar timbits with jelly inside and raspberry lemonade. got mad when yuuta said he knows a guy who gives him free timbits

ryu: orders through drive thru and takes FOREVER to decide which sandwich combo he wants which causes the drive thru lineup to get so long 

also really likes boston cream donuts

hajime kashimo: any cheese melt, he wasn't expecting sukuna to be a tims manager, took them a while to process that one 

assorted timbits are also another fave

charles bernard:

[boycritter]

okay holdon i have like nine million things i do. YOGURT!!! u can put anything in greek yogurt basically. i like to get the fruit ones like the eight little packs u can get of puddings and jello? those guys. and i take those and i put granola in them BAMB three food groups right there baby. sometimes i get the plain ones also and do a little make ur own. (maple syrup is rlly good in plain yogurt trust me).

smoothies are also really good cuz u can just like. keep adding things. and theyre real fast. and u get the fun activity points for the blending portion. get some frozen fruit some milk Some ice cream even. u can also put protein powder in these and if u get a good tasting one theyre awesome. but if u get a bad tasting one its fun because then u make the worst smoothie ever and have afun lil game of who can drink the most worst smoothie ever.

protein powder is ur best friend actually speaking of. gives u some energy and helps with the headaches for me personally

also soup. soup is easy especially if its the can ones and u can just kinda keep throwing things in there without fuckin it up too badly.

to make myself want to eat i like. come up with food combos that im curious would taste like together (rice and mushed up strawberries is the best thing on the planet btw)

granola bars are also ur bestie. they taste good and theyre fast to eat and no prep or cooking AND you can get chocolate covered ones

so basically like. little things that dont take too long to make so ur not rlly thinking about it. things you can just keep adding other food groups to. this was long

hearty you are a lifesaver holy shit!! everything online is directed at like. cancer patients or gymbros and i belong to neither of those categories

i used to be really into yogurt with stuff in it but the yogurt texture was too variable depending on how old it was and it was eugh. so now i am an oatmeal boy and it's basically the same with a more consistent texture

[monogramsalarm]

OH BTW i'm making mochi ice cream tonight :3 i made the lil balls and put them in plastic wrap to keep the shape, but they're definitely gonna look Messy !! BUT they do taste rlly good !! :D

[expensive-rainbows]

im so tired. i got up at 830 which you would think would be fine but it felt like i was getting hit by a truck. then i had bootcamp which is js a rlly hard workout for three hrs at my tkd place. i was home for like an hour and then i had to go to work and im so tired i almost fell asleep on the way home. it also took me way too long to figure out that im hungry and i had to go through everything ive eaten today ((in order btw) energy drink, mac and cheese, three fries, and a shake (im steaming some green bean rn dw))

at work i (i work at an ice cream place) i covered the register for most of the shift, and people would just hand me their card and expect me to do everything for them. including enter the tip and their code if they needed to. idk how i was sposed to know that stuff but i was. id say, itll ask you abt the tip, and theyd look so annoyed, and then if it didnt go through right away, id check and itd be asking for the code, and id tell them and theyd be annoyed. usually they were pretty good abt taking their card back, but one guy js stood there and stared at me and asked if i was gonna give him his card.

also i had fries for my break food, and i didnt know they were ready right away, so by the time i got them they were hard and burnt, so i didnt rlly eat any. i was kinda disappointed since when i was getting cheese to dip them in i accidentally poured hot cheese all over my hand and had to run to the back to rinse off my hand (the front sink only has hot water and thatd probably be worse). later i was talking to one of my coworkers and i realized that i probably swore in front of a bunch of customers (i definitely swore i js wasnt sure if it was in front of customers or not)

two of my coworkers have the most vacant stare ever. im sure they arent as stupid as they look but they look like theyre rlly stupid. but they do whatever i tell them to so if theres something i dont want to do i can be like hey can you go make *thing i dont want to make* and theyll just do it. i told my mom about it and she said that even though im probably younger than both of them im making myself in charge by being more confident and that is the first time ive been described that way lmao.

cw: rape mentions, sh, trauma, etc

ok so this probably doesnt seem on topic but i promise it is. (no i was not raped at work or anything)

anyways today my shift lead was jeff (not his name) who is probably 6 ft, white, blonde eyes, and wears his hat backwards (its hats or hairnets we all choose hats). for some unknown reason jeff scares me. like i cant look him in the eye kinda scared. it took me half an hour to go tell him the register was out of pennies. he bumped my elbow when he was replacing the napkins and i wanted to rip my arm off. i kept thinking he was gonna corner me and rape me. he has shown no indication of doing anything to hurt me in any way, and the only time weve ever touched has been when he bumped my elbow. he is a nice guy and i always feel guilty for having a part of my brain convinced that hes gonna rape me. its the same thing with my drivers ed teacher. he was saying something the other day while i was driving and jokingly hit my arm and i wanted to puke. he is also a nice guy but i can see him keeping me after class one of these days and raping me. just like i can see jeff following me into the bathroom, or up into the loft and raping me. i wasnt raped (unless i blocked it out i would probably remember) but i can feel it. i can feel myself being raped, being held down, i can see myself making the decision not to yell for help because something worse might happen. i can see myself not fighting because he could kill me if i fight back. i can see myself making the decision not to tell anyone, since its not rlly their business, and i wouldnt want to report it so why tell anyone anyways. if i wasnt raped why do i know what it feels like, why do i know what would happen, why can i play it in my head over and over again.

ok i got a little off track but point is im annoyed, i am fine most of the time, but theres some guys that i just cant be around.

sorry, that was a lot of words, im probably fine dw

[angeltism]

YEAH BEING ON ANON FOR A WHILE WILL BE FUN and i did stay up like a lot last night but don't worry about it im actually super used to doing that LMAO alright ALRIGHT TIME FOR THE QUESTIONS oh lord you cant add a read more in asks. uh. sorry to all aqua followers HSJSHSJHS

1- i think we share like a Lot of fandoms actually! basing this off of your extended media you know rentry btw. UHM im a huge huge fan of prsk, honkai star rail, tbhk, bsd, milgram, vocaloid, undertale/deltarune and i think that's it? i wont go into much detail about other fandoms im in because one specific interest of mine could give away the whole answer to my mystery to some of our shared mutuals JSHSHSHDH but aside from that one im also into enstars bandori and some other rhythm games! not really sure what else to add to that list honestly i forgot everything i have ever liked in my life, i also have many irls from those medias :3

2- honestly? i have been having the biggest labels crisis of my life these past few weeks so pronouns aren't something i really have the ability to specify rn, just use whatever you feel like at the moment and i will be more than happy! curious to see what your perception of my gender ends up being so i can get closer to an answer to my, uhm, current dilemma! HSJSHSHJSJSJ

3- OH UH ITS ALL VOCALOID I THINK i can't really say i have specific artists i like outside of that... maybe will wood and that's, really it. aside from just those two its all specific songs from different artists yeah. BUT IT'S DIFFERENT WITH VOCALOID BECAUSE I CAN KINDA DISCERN WHICH PRODUCERS I LISTEN TO MORE! also some utaites i listen to like a looot, one example is Ado! onto vocaloid producers my favorites ever are Syudou (producer of Usseewa!) and Van De Shop (producer of Pheles!), aside from those two i listen to like a lot more just not with that much frequency (its mostly just one specific song or songs i like from those producers. yeah)

4- i have like a gazillion but lately i have grown very attached to periwinkle blue!

5- FOR LIKE A MONTH OR SO? I HONESTLY DONT REMEMBER JSSHSJSSHJSH as for the reasons... in many ways i realized we are like extremely similar (mostly with the yearning and the love and all that yknow) and that just made me start feeling more and more attracted to you because hey! she gets almost all of the things i experience! and well here we are now

6- i can confidently say fried chicken is my favorite food in this whole wide world, as for sweet stuff im kinda. basic. yeah its chocolate HSJSHSJSHDH

- 💌 anon (honestly sometimes i get scared i might end up not pressing the anon button and then ruin the whole surprise. eek!)

LMAOOOO it's ok the mewtuals will forgive uu . they have to or else /silly j

although WOWW OMG YEAH WE DO SEEM KINDA SIMILAR ?? W taste in media and music and colors (<- loves blue . is it obvious ehe) and wowow for like a month . . . wowowowow . . . . that's honestly impressive n kinda endearing wow <3

also i'll purrobably be defaulting to they/them i suppose since idk . for me . i can't rlly assume genders esp for beings i know online ? like my brain soorta can sometimes but other times just . nope . n i can't rlly think if uu give me more masc or fem or just neu vibes . . . like loveletter anon is loveletter anon . to me . y'know . but i hope uu figure out uur identity soon , lol , i know questioning can be kinda eeeh to go through (<- started calling myself genderqueer/multigenderqueer to avoid trying to find out any specifics bc i'm just Me and i'm just Queer Of Gender and other than that idfk lol)

also fried chicken is so good . . . i can't rlly handle bone-in stuff bc of my sensory issues (icky gross for my brain) but flavor-wise it's soo good omg . i just have to like , cut/rip it off of the bone before i eat it . and chocolate is a simple but rlly good pick honestly . it's like 90% of the sweets i eat bc ice cream takes freezer space , baked goods need to actually be made , etc etc . . . ooo wait i'm curious do uu like dark , milk or white better . purrsonally i like dark n milk :3

[eightstarr]

ZOE. zoe. hi. god i missed you :(

what a great day tbh. logged in and BOOM! saw your tattoo. it looks so amazing btw, i love it! i hope you've been doing so so good <3

aaand im rlly curious about 39. please give a detailed speech about it. lol (lots of love)

-penis cat anon

hiii missed you too!! thank you for liking the tattoo, i hope you're doing good <33

i'm not sure what/if other places have this but in my country (argentina) we have an ice cream flavor called almendrado that is soooo good!! it's essentially vanilla ice cream with a swirl made of caramelized almonds which sounds so simple but i swear it's the best thing ever :) i wish i had it right now!! i'm craving it just thinking about it 😮‍💨

[yourstrqly]

✰ BE MY FOOL, O. PIASTRI

pairing: oscar piastri x youtuber!reader (soc au)

in which a youtuber shares her opinion on the british gp and a certain aussie driver, resulting in lando norris himself to react to her video — all while a certain man takes the opportunity to get to know the reader without the internet knowing

rina's masterlist

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allthingsy/n your girl went to the gp ( i even talked to a driver and saw a cute guy in organe ) 🔗 check out my new vid!

belovedy/n u rlly went omgg we could've met :(

allthingsy/n no worries child, there's going to be another opportunity :)

yourbff which one?

allthingsy/n a driver in red, pretty brown eyes and guess what? I made a foul out of meself 🤕 yourbff what did you do? girl text me rn!! allthingsy/n i might've said that it was the most boring thing I've ever seen/ done? I didn't even recognise him yourbff dm now 🤨

simpfory/n mother left her flat ONCE and is immediately crushing on a vroom vroom guy 💔

yourbff as if she had a chance babe maxfosh have a little bit faith in her allthingsy/n yes say it louder for the people in the back maxie!

➻ Y/N UPLOADED A NEW VIDEO!

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allthingsy/n went to my trustworthy ice cream salon after my dm are flooded with angry fans of that one vroom vroom guy

yourbff u could've said something... i want ice cream too, everyday to every hour (traitor)

allthingsy/n i remember u mumbling something along the line of fuck off, darling &lt;;3 yourbff ...but ice cream y/n :(

arthur_leclerc hello 👋🏻

allthingsy/n hell no blocked. arthur_leclerc you're not very nice allthingsy/n I'm not willne she is but she's still embarrassed arthur_leclerc oh that's fine, forgot that already 😄

gfofy/n pastry we SEE your like 🤨

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yourbff they grow up so fast :( also what do you think about the yellow top? can't decide if I look like a potato or a hottie in it lols

maxfosh is that little ol' y/n making herself presentable? do I see that correctly?

yourbff she is SHOOKER ikr

y/nxyourbfffan lmao y/n did a vintage shopping haul, fooling us into thinking she has nothing to wear since she's always the same ten pieces but goes on a DATE

belovedy/n RIGHT?? Just a five ago she was head over heels crushing on that f1 guy and now she's going on a date mimimiriam pastry is lurking in the likes btw flowerpoet what if they're going on a date 😳 y/nsimp pastry and pastry?? nah I don't think so

allthingsy/n yellow looks good on you, stupid

yourbff thanks shithead

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oscarpiastri break spend well so far with the girlfriend

oscarpastry IS THAT THE SAME GIRL WHO TALKED SHIT ABOUT F1 TO ARTHUR AND CALLED LANDO OLD??

landonorris still can't believe you, the betrayal

yourbff hey alexa play traitor by olivia allthingsy/n I said am sorry lan :/ landonorris bake me your cookies and then I'll think about it again allthingsy/n deal 🤝🏾

allthingsy/n got no idea about f1 (still) but you surely look handsome in your race suit big boy 🤍

oscarpiastri we'll get there bunny 🧡