#the internet procees to explode

[hayaku14]

sonoko threw a new year's party where shinichi and ran got so drunk, sonoko was able to convince them to dance and twerk to the song best friend by saweetie (the remix ver with chanmina)

[rs-hawk]

Agreed. Coming up with ideas sucks. Making words go good is awful. Luckily there’s horny people like me across the internet.

Write about a Reader helping their FtM Minotaur (relationship up to you) dealing with their first rut. After being on testosterone for so long they thought they didn’t have to worry about heats anymore, but it’s seem they’ve been struck by an instinct no one’s given him a heads up about. He NEEDS to breed.

Because of how big the Minotaur is, their clit is as big as an average human dick and proceeds to fuck Reader with it.

Your next door neighbor is the first Minotaur that you’ve ever met. He’s shy but sweet, and you two get along well. He helps you tend to your garden, and you help him get accustomed to his new “human friendly” living conditions.

One day, he comes knocking on your door. When you open it, sweat is pouring down his face, evident by the wet streaks in his fur. His tongue hands slightly out, and he’s only wearing a pair of shorts. No shirt, no shoes. Nothing else. You gulp slightly as you see the large bulge in his shorts.

“I feel like I’m going to explode,” he groans as he leans his heavy head against your shoulder, grabbing your waist. He stammers out something you don’t understand. You think it’s Greek. “Help me, please.”

You guide him inside and sit him on the couch. “I’ll grab you something to drink. I’ll be right back,” you assure him before disappearing into the kitchen.

When you come back, his shorts are around his ankles, his t-dick in his hand. His head is leaned back against the couch as he palms his cock, moaning and grunting, obviously not caring if you hear or see him or not. You stand frozen in your doorway for a moment, until he moans your name. He lifts his head slightly, still panting, his dark eyes boring into yours.

You walk over to him slowly, setting the water on the coffee table. Before you can even do anything else, he has you under him, grinding his t-dick between your legs. You’re surprised by how big it is, slightly bigger than a human’s cock, but you don’t have much time to think about it. He slides down your pants and pushes your panties to the side.

His fat t-dick fits perfectly inside of you, and he cums almost instantly. You flush slightly, a little disappointed, but he doesn’t stop. He ruts into you, ramming as deeply as he can into you. He groans and curses under his breath, muttering about how he’s going to fuck you pregnant and it doesn’t matter that he can’t. The way he’s looking at you, the way he says it, you shiver and grip his broad shoulders.

His long vow tongue licks up your neck before he pushes it down your throat. You groan against it, arching your hips up to meet him. Every time you cum around him, he does again. You’re both drawing orgasm after orgasm out of each other.

Once he’s done, he slowly eases out of you. You’re both a mess of slick and cum. His cunt is still dripping as he leans against the couch to catch his breath, his eyes falling closed as he draws deep breathes. You slip on the floor between his legs, lapping at the sweet spot there.

“Fuck,” he groans, grabbing your hair with his large hand.

It only encourages you more. You push your tongue as far as you can inside of him before replacing it with your fingers, bobbing your head up and down on his t-dick, moaning with enthusiasm each time you have to push it down your throat. You bring him to the edge again, and this time, you get to taste him.

He picks you up, nestling you in his lap with his large arms wrapped around you. “I think that’s what they call a rut,” you finally say.

He laughs, the force of his rocking you slightly. “Yes, I suspect that you’re right.”

[mayisgoingnuts]

MT!ROY

I decided to accept that he's not that deep (/hj) and made my own version of him, mostly because of lore reasons.

TW for mentions of CSA and parent issues

Tagging the crew @merwynsartblog @clownazon @sunny6677 @bulldog-geckorahhhhh @catsockpuppet @royphobia @luzxii @articus-icecream

Leaving the info under the cut because it's long

PERSONALITY/HIMSELF

— His "toughness" changes depending who he's talking to. He'll easily be an ass to people who he can clearly beat up, but it changes if it's someone his age for example. The only thing that makes him truly chicken out is if he notices that he has ZERO, NO chance or if the other person is clearly nuts. Other factors can creep him out aswell but then it's specific.

— Gray-ace, experiences sexual attraction very rarely. However he doesn't care enough about labels to search more about, and simply thinks that he's bisexual.

— Roy is more of a cat person but also really likes dogs. He just finds both of them dumb and funny./pos

— His vision isn't THAT bad right now, but it'll get worse with time. He does forget, but when he notices it he pretends not to.

— Resting pissed face.

— Tends to stim whenever he's too happy, either verbally or physically. He'll either start to stutter a bunch of gibberish or move his hands, normally pulling his sweater.

— 97% of the things he says with his friends would get him hated on the internet. Most of them are fucked up jokes. (<- don't feel bad for his friends they're just as fucked up they laugh their asses off)

FAMILY

— Vanido comes from Carmen, while Richelieu comes from Richard. His uncle is named Charles Richelieu, and is Richard's brother.

— Talks more easily to his dad than to his mom. Although it's mostly either short talks or awkward.

— Roy does loves them but still wish they were nicer and "less annoying". It mostly goes to his mom.

— Charles was a "disappointment" to his type of family and consequently Carmen disliked him, but Richard still has an attachment since they were quite close. That's also why he trusted Roy to go visit him by himself sometimes.

— Carmen almost ended up being more strict than she already is, but harsher demands caused Roy to actually express sadness, discomfort or panic, which made her feel bad and give up.

— They don't like him wearing eyeliner because they think it doesn't fit him at all.

— The only reason Roy won't stay up late (since he gets to be alone) it's because his parents won't let him. If he's caught awake after 00:00 he's scolded, and depending on how many times consecutive, grounded.

SCHOOL

— Studies in a private school and can't tolerate half of his colleagues. There's some cool ones there, but meh.

— Roy already participated in a LOT of school activities, or just activities in general, because his parents wanted him to. It includes violin, golf, advanced classes, swimming, badminton and ice skating. He hates most of these, but has a 'special spot' for badminton.

— Cheats a lot. He has the potential to be smart, but prefers to not take the effort to not explode./hj

— Most teachers don't like him and he's fully aware of that, but every year there's atleast ONE who'll hold a grudge after a single misbehaviour and then proceed to annoy him for no reason.

— Hates the uniform. It has short sleeves and he doesn't like short sleeves. Plus he just finds it ugly.

MENTAL HEALTH (?)

— Neither Roy or his family knows about his BPD or autism, in a diagnosis sense. They just think he's stubborn and going through puberty at maximum, while Roy himself just doesn't know nothing about it. He knows a little about autism because Robert's family is autistic, but assumed he has nothing to do with it for being the complete opposite of them.

— Has a horrible habit of pulling his own hair when too angry and/or stressed. Ross and Robert try to make him stop doing that, and to not have them to worry, Roy decided to try something else, such as biting his cap. It works, but only does it sometimes because he feels like an animal (/vneg) and because he's afraid he might ruin his hat.

— Roy nowadays feels really shitty in the dark thanks to the mansion. It's not exactly scared, more like uncomfortable. Feels worse if it's a big space.

— Roy already fought with Ross and Robert once, and it ended up making him see them as the wrong ones and just bad people because of a single fail. He hated staying by himself, and had thanked God that they decided to approach and apologize, because Roy didn't had the guts to.

— Bullying other kids without being stopped makes him better as he finally feels like being in charge of something.

— As much as Roy finally "knowledged" his own SA, he didn't fully did. Since his struggles with his family are more obvious and constant, that part ended up being "pushed aside" and he still finds it not a big deal; specially because Roy didn't even know what was happening at the time. He'll only face it in the future.

[sickledx-x]

Useless Tptm yap session (mostly Tahira) cus Ive been thinking about this for like 3 days straight and need to get it out of my head so I can properly do my biology homework >>>

One thing that I haven't really seen talked about (possibly because it's sort of irrelevant) in the tptm fandom is just how diverse the characters are, I mean racially. I get where they come from isn't really important or adds that much on to their stories but it's just such a nice detail that they're all from different cultures or regions and still connect as if they're all the same race. I think it's honestly a great break from all the stereotypes in other western media on different cultures, and it allows the viewer themselves to relate to these girls better if they're from a culture that isn't "really expected to have kids with the same issues as western kids" (internet addictions, the concerning social media rabbitholes, sa, sh and so on and so forth)

I kid you not if I hadn't known Tahira was arab I would've probably never even touched tptm or would've obsessed over her and her lore for like 3 days then forgot about the entire series. It was honestly extremely comforting to me that I actually found a character of the same race as me that isn't just stereotyped negatively (the terrorism stuff, 9-11 jokes and that annoying slop) and actually had the same exact problems as me REGARDLESS of whether her story had anything to do with where she originates from (which it doesn't change anything in her story) or not, it just shows that people from all around can have the same problems or issues mentally as people in the west do (also yes I am aware Tahira most definitely lived her entire life in America but that's irrelevant shhhh) and it's definitely a relief to me to feel validated through media like tptm and take a break from all the ignorance about mental health in Egypt lol (the "mentally illness isn't real you've just got bad eye!!/you need to just pray more!!" Bs) so uh yea point is thank you weevildoing for being "woke" you're awesome sauce

Also I am aware the other girls are also from different regions I just didn't want to talk on behalf of other people and accidentally get something wrong and I'm arab myself so I just blabbered about the character who's also arab (Tahira) this doesn't make sense aaaaa

My bigger problem right now is that I want to draw Tahira but I need to study or I'll fail

On everyone's life I'll post tptm art soon (we all proceed to explode)

Your prize for wasting your time reading this (and it's on topic wowie see how considerate I am)

[ducky-dawn47]

Alright Gang,

It's Time for a Breakdown.

Of the FIC'S CHAPTER INSPIRATION PLAYLIST!!!

OK!

SO!

The way the Playlist is currently set up is pretty integral to the actual structure of the Fic in multiple different ways;

1. I'm using 1 song per max 3 chapters, It's themes, visuals, and sometimes quotes from the song will be seen in the chapter they're based around!

2. Each song's title will more than likely end up being the title of the chapter! Unless I find a lyric or quote within the song that I feel would suit the chapter better.

3. What songs go Where is SUPER IMPORTANT at the moment, and since we have the skeleton of the plot atm, I'm working on adding the organs, muscle, and fat! So the order of some of the songs is subject to change, but there are a few that won't move. As they are said skeleton!

Now with that out of the way-

Let's take a Peek at what's to come!

I have several arcs planned for this Fic, and-

I'm so sorry guys-

Please don't hunt me down-

But.

We won't be getting to the Courting Tournament for like- over 10 chapters...? Haha....

BUT BETWEEN NOW AND THEN THERE IS SUPER COOL STUFF I HAVE PLANED.

So don't worry!!

Anyways! Let's introduce the Arcs!!

First up! We Haaavveee-

"WELCOME TO FLOWER FRUIT MOUNTAIN" ARC!

I won't give any spoilers for each arc, and if you guys wanna know more about the upcoming chapters, listen to the playlist! But I will give vague themes and out of context Character Quotes!

In this one, the themes we are working with are; Greif, Hope, Revitalized Self Worth, And STRESS.

The OoC Quotes;

W; "hey Moonlight, I know it's been a while.."

?; *Smiles* Mk; 🤯

W; "Heeeyyy Bud! How have ya Been-? oH MY STARS-!?!" Mk; "MONKEY KINGGGGG?????? WHATS HAPPENING TO ME!?"

Mk; "Uhhhh what's a therapist?" W; "Idk bud lol but apparently I'm yours now. And I see absolutely no way this could go wrong! 😄"

W; *holding a peice of paper, and for once. can read it* "....fffffffffuuuuuck...."

Mk; "I can Help you! LET ME HELP YOU-!"

~~~~~~~~

NEXT UP! WE HAVE;

"OH! THE FRIENDS ARE HERE!" Arc!

Themes; Self-Doubt, Training, Brotherhood, Learning to let oneself Care Again, Red Son is a Tsundere

OoC Quotes;

N; "One young Monkey has a Larger Heart than all these Demons Combined!"

Mk; "Why are you Here?" N; "I've told you like 30 times atp Mk, ITS MY JOB-" Mk; "To help Monkey King with this, Yeah. But where exactly in that Job Description do /I/ Fit in again??"

Mk; "MEI!!! RED SON- OOMF!"

UP NEXT..

"EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE HAS FINISHED COOKING" ARC!

Themes; Parenthood, Healing, Nezha is so excited to be the Big Brother for once, Spicynoodles, AnD A FUCKIN CELESTIAL MONKEY'S SWEET 16 WOOOOOO

OoC Quotes;

N; "You're a good kid, Mk." Mk; *Beaming* "Thanks!!"

W; "Have we met before..?" ?; "No, but it's hard not to know a /little/ About the Monkey King these days. Internet and all that."

RS; "You're a fucking Idiot." Mk; "Says the one who practically socially pulverized that guy, Ya know, if you wanted to go Ballroom Dancing with Me~" RS; "SH-GUH- I- SHUDDUP!!-"

?; "When I'm not here, The Sun will be your protector."

W; " When I'm not here, you can always trust The Night to protect you."

Mk; *looking around* "You BOTH can't be this stupid-?"

UP NEXT

"HOW MANY TIMES WILL NEZHA GET HIS ASS BEAT?" ARC!

the answer? Spoilers!

Themes; Self Blame, Guilt, Self Hatred, Re{DACTED}, MK is a terrible Liar, MK power up, Nezha is the punching bag in this one guys I'm so sorry but Wukong can only take so much-

OoC Quotes:

Nezha; "OK! I've played your STUPID GAME and WON. Release him!" *nezha then proceeds to fucking explode*

Mk; (* A Blatant recreation of the GOTG2 "...w h a t?" "Now- now I know that sounds BAD -" Scene)

*Mk, A Raging Adolescent Celestial Monkey, proceeds to scare the shit out of Heaven ala 'Havoc on Heaven Part 2, Electric Boogaloo' *

T; "XIAOTIAN!" *said in the most angry Mom tone imaginable* Mk; *covered in gold and red blood, mid punch, stops and slow turns, bracing himself*

*Wheeze*.. U-Up.. Next..

"AH FUCK HEAVEN'S MAD-" ARC

Themes; The Circlet, Revival, Runaways

No quotes for this just yet! Will add them when they arrive in the BrainRot Mail

NeXT-

*INHALE* "THE COURTING TOURNAMENT" ARC!!

SEE!? ITS HERE!!!!

Themes; Penelope From Epic!TheMusical= Wukong. Minor Suicidal Ideation, Wukong is so fucking tired guys he just wants his Husband and to not be harassed- MACAQUE IS BACK BABYYYYYYYYY, Mk is in Heaven's timeout corner.

W; "Whomever can Lift my Successors Staff, and beat me in combat cleanly.. Will be my new Mate, and Rule Flower Fruit Mountain with me as the New Monkey King." Demon Society; 🏃‍♀️💨

M; "Let me (A stranger to you) Become your Champion.💜" W; wtf no???? M; *smiles* W;.. Fine.

*Wukong getting harassed* M; 😀 "Oh so we chose DEATH, TADAY?"

*Macaque proceeds to absolutely eat in the starting challenges*

Im So Sorry No I'm not

BUT UP NEXT IS-

✨️"SHIT HITS THE FAN" ARC!✨️

Themes; "Hold them Down" from Epic!TheMuscial gets a lil too literal(dw og content warnings still apply. I'm not that deranged.) Macaque reveals himself to literally everyone BUT HIS HUSBAND IM- *strangles the moon monkey* . Mk is finally out of Timeout, Nezha! :D, RAGE. Sabotage, Protection, Mk has so many dad's guys, Wukong is standing on the cliff and staring into the void someone please grab him -

No quotes for you! Because literally anything they say here can't be taken out of context so- spoilers. Lol.

Omg guys, this fic is so big, and chapter 1 just took a day to come out - how df am I

UP NEXT

"OOOOOHHHHDEE...SAAYYYYUUUSS." ARC!

Themes; Macaque's War Form. LotusShadow Duo bonding time! In the form of ripping the suitors apart! :D, Mk just now noticed that Wukong is seriously considering a new hobby called Cliff Diving without Saftey Gear, Honestly this Arc is Mostly Macaque just 'Reinstating His Legendary Status Real Quick' so he can renew his vows without issue

N; "HAH! you've gotten slow in your old age, Brother!" M: "Yeah, Well. Getting assasinated will do that to ya. But I'm sure these 'fine gentlemen' will honor me with a good 'Sparring Match' to resharpen my skills.."

M; "Mercy..? You-*wheeze/laugh* You think you DESERVE MERCY-?"

* "Macaque can be hella scary when he wants to be" meets Heather's the Musical*

*insert classic HC that Macaque's constantly tuning in to Wukong's Heartbeat here*

Mk; "WUKONG, NO!"

*hands on knees, panting & wheezing* g-guys this is my first fic- what have I gotten myself int-

Oh, I have hit the 10 image limit lmao,

Stay tuned for part 2!

[useless-catalanfacts]

I'm pretty sure that ask from a Palestinian family is a bot, i've gotten so many of those in my inbox and I'm 90% sure they're all bots

Look, I'm going to answer this assuming that you mean well and that you're not trying to spread this rumour to take part in genocide and get Ahmed and his family killed.

It is not a bot, it has been checked that he is not a bot. There are people like @/nabulsi, @/el-shab-hussein and @/90-ghost on Tumblr (and others from other organizations and other platforms) getting in touch with all the people asking, checking their national ID card to make sure their names match, and that all their story matches. That's why verification lists exist, because people have put in the effort to verify all these people, even when it's extremely difficult because internet connection isn't stable in Gaza and all of them are already busy enough with trying to survive because Israel keeps telling them to evacuate to "safe zones" and then proceeds to bomb said zones, they have to queue for hours to get some water and some food, and the tents they're being forced to live in reach 50°C. The Palestinians in our ask boxes are doing everything they can to save their families and themselves. Can you even imagine being in that situation? Living a hell on earth, a genocide, your home destroyed, your business destroyed, relatives and friends killed, bombs exploding at any time around you, your hometown in rubble, your school/university in rubble, food extremely expensive and you've lost almost everything you owned, malnourishment and illness all around you and knowing hospitals have been bombed and doctors are being targeted, fearing for your life and the life of your children, your parents, your partner, if they are even alive, hearing how people are getting kidnapped, tortured, and even raped by Israeli soldiers and the state media celebrates it. And on top of this, the only way out is to beg strangers on the internet proving your disgrace with photos and videos of your most vulnerable moments and your children's most vulnerable moments, in a language that's not your own — in some cases, in a language you don't speak or understand, written in a script you can't read, but that someone was kind enough to type a message in for you so that you can re-send it. And on top of all that, people will see your suffering and say you're a bot or a scammer. Can you imagine?

You will never see me post or reblog a donation link to someone who has not been verified, because I know that such risk exists. Most people who are asking and aren't verified are real people in need, because it's difficult to get verified in these circumstances. But I don't speak Arabic, I can't verify myself, so I'm choosing to focus on the ones that we know are verified while those who can speak Palestinian Arabic get in touch with the others and complete the verification process.

I've gotten less on this blog, but on my main blog I've gotten dozens of asks asking for donations and reblogs (I've not counted but my estimation would be around 50) and out of all these, only 2 were fake. The fake ones used PayPal instead of GoFundMe, their stories said they needed insulin (most Gazans are asking for money to evacuate or afford food and medicine, insulin could be needed but it's unlikely to go alone), the photos they used showed up in a reverse image search, and the names once you clicked on their PayPal were not Palestinian or Arab (according to Google, the names of the people I personally got were from Kenya and Uganda, but the same method could be used by people from anywhere else).

Of course it's important to check that any donation you make goes to the person/organization you want it to go to. And that's why I included the verification link. Sending an ask like this to someone trying to get them to publicly post your message spreading the false idea that a very real person with a very real family trying to survive a genocide is a bot or a scam shows, in the best case, that you are careless and didn't think much before acting and, in the worst case, that you are actively taking part in this genocide and contributing to the dehumanisation of Palestinians, to cutting off the little support they get from outside that gives them a chance of survival, and that you are trying to get these families killed. Whether it was on purpose or not, this is what an ignorant message like this —accusing with no proof and where you would have seen it's a real person with only a bit of research—, this is what it does: it contributes to the genocide. It gets people killed. This is a genocide, we cannot afford such mistakes.

If you have a doubt, research before making public accusations. Or ask privately about it. Instead, you chose to send this ignorant ask on Anonymous, meaning that you knew well that I would not be able to answer to you privately and that I would have to answer publicly, using me as a loudspeaker to spread your baseless rumour (a rumour that could cost a family their lives!) with all of my followers.

Of course you've gotten so many of these messages in your inbox. Gaza, even before October, was one of the most densely populated places on Earth because of Israel's apartheid regime and how it pushes Palestinians in an open-air concentration camp. And now they're all getting bombed. What are they supposed to do? Not try to survive? Die in silence? What would you do if you were in their place?

Anyway, let's all go help the family that this ask is accusing. And I recommend you make up for it and donate, too, at least some. They are very close to reaching the goal they need to afford the Egypt travel agency costs to evacuate to Egypt. Help Ahmed and Dina and their children Zeina (7 years old), Eileen (6), Yamen (4), and the baby girl born in June in the midst of war.

(Verification link: number 264)

Let's also help Samer, Shuroq, and their three children:

(Verification link: number 196)

Also please Mahmoud Al Sharif, his wife Soha, and their 4 children (ages 12, 11, 8 and newborn). Mahmoud lost an eye and fingers in the wars he survived before the current one. They are still very far from their goal.

(Verified by 90-ghost here)

"Solidarity is the tenderness of the peoples". Palestine, Catalonia always has you in our heart.

[wimbledonstrawberry]

Care to share with the class janholger dynamics in that omegaverse au? You can use this to yap :)

as always, omegaverse dynamics are being discussed here you all were advised, proceed with caution or whatever

okay sorry for the late reply im not feeling kinda wonderful but yapping about a/b/o could at least distract me. so the au was from this kpop pairing in an au where they were rivals from different college tennis teams. but as I am insane I was like waaaait so how could professional tennis work in an omegaverse setting? and well, as the argument of the fic was the omega getting into heat during a match against his biggest rival and we are about to witness Monte Carlo and I noticed we are not getting a rematch from the most iconic "may the force be with you jesus christ" because jannik is in jail I was like thinking... wait all janholger matches are absolutely nuts my fav thing on the internet, holgie is actually one of the few people that can still piss off jannik so much like jannik gets SO MAD they hate each other so much its actually so funny (this is a joke btw) but you get my point right? okay so taking all this into account I was thinking that in a janholger a/b/o situation the changes of one of them going into rut/heat triggered solely by the power of hatred are high, never zero, just high. the fic actually painted the omega as a brat and I was like daaaaaaaaaamn author wrote the omega inspired on holgie or something (joke as well I don't think the author knows who holger is which is a SHAME that's my goat). so picture this, weather is hell, court conditions are a nightmare, there was a rain delay, janholger are about to go into a deciding set if Jannik wins this point. AND then BOOM omega holgie gets his heat triggered and has to ask an MTO JUST BEFORE JANNIK'S SERVE to ask for a suppressant before someone notices because that could be absolutely dangerous (haha this is actually AO janholger flashbacks btw) the suppressant would allow him to finish the match (because withdrawing is not an option here like I'm putting myself in holger's shoes) but as they can't disclose the reason for the MTO jannik just thinks holger is full of bullshit, so he smiles just before he takes a place on his own bench and sits looking at him like this

the plot twist is that they actually like each other but the competition and adrenaline are part of their dynamic. their connection is way too strong that they can actually fuck up their own nature ah fantastic is like them irl always bringing the best and worst of each other. can they free jannik like right now? I think I will explode if I don't have another janholger match. I'm actually convinced if the world ever ends because of a janholger match that would be super accurate. NOW this could absolutely work the other way around and for me both are omegas hahaha but yes I mean the other way around would be something like this

and then the net breaks or something... wait, that actually happened. its is implied they end fucking up about it after the match. after jannik wins of course (in my ideal world my omega will be the one winning y'know but we have to go with a little bit of reality even in omegaverse) because as I said before, the hate is just about feeding a rivarly for the excitement of it and toxic yaoi dynamics because I love toxic yaoi, but what people say between hate and love there is literally no differences or whatever this said is different in Spanish.

anyway I'll stop right here because this is making ZERO sense. in a summary, they should kiss.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[stripeydani]

Nothing like engaging with media on Twitter for my little group of mutuals, only for a tweet to somehow explode in views and numbers... leading to getting QT'd by the big stan accounts who proceed to be huge assholes... This is why I don't bother. Too old for this.

Also a shame, I quite liked one of the accounts but now they've been a dick to me on the internet and sent their little fanbase onto my innocuous tweet... not so much.

[yanderelmk]

Beauty and the Brute

A/N: Me when. I get one person telling me they want to see more content of something and I proceed to pop off. Anyways here u go my dear sweet internet person ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You couldn't track the time here in Camel Ridge, or rather the memory of Camel Ridge. Ever since Azure trapped you here, the days and nights blended together. Sometimes you would be kept asleep until Azure himself entered the scroll with some new ploy to gain your favor. You were pacing your room, hand running through your hair as you once more tried to think of a way to escape. You weren't successful, but you felt your mood worsening and worsening. By the time the knock came at the door, your head was pounding. "Y/N? I have dinner ready. Come and dine with me." You felt your anger flare. You'd had enough of this, of being trapped here and having to listen to his goddamned voice lull you into a false sense of security. Emboldened by your anger you snap, "I'm not hungry. Go away." Instantly, that smooth voice turned to one of concern. "Did something happen while I was gone? Please, tell me what makes you so upset." "I think you'd know, Azure." This time Azure's voice loses its comforting tones. "Don't speak to me that way. It's your own fault you're in here. You sought to attract my attentions by flirting with my own sworn brothers, thus you were imprisoned here. I am trying to be courteous by allowing you to communicate with me so that we might turn your destructive habits to something more healthy. Please, join me for dinner. You will feel better after a good meal." You feel your anger exploding within you, but youstruggled not to blow up. Azure could easily kill you, and you know that. "I said I'm not hungry." You jumped when a loud BANG came from the door. "I am being gracious to you, Y/N. Get out of that room before I drag you out." "I said no!" A louder bang, likely Azure's fist hitting the door, making you jump. You couldn't help but begin shaking at the sheer rage behind the strike to the wood. Azure was pissed. Very pissed. "Fine...then go ahead and STARVE." At the word "starve", his voice amplified, a roar to his words. The sound was so petrifying you felt paralyzed, staring at the door that stood between you and the enraged lion. You began hyperventilating as it sunk in just how dangerous the lion demon king truly was. "I extended hospitality to you, Y/N. Perhaps fasting will be a good lesson for you. Allow me to be crystal clear: If you don't eat with me, then you do not eat at all." You hear Azure's footsteps receding from your door. You sank down on the bed, shaking as your brain processed the threat. Tears gathered in your eyes as you put your hands over your mouth, sobs escaping your throat. You were trapped with no way out, and it struck you that Azure could murder you and no one would know where you went. For all intents and purposes, you disappeared off the face of the earth. Your corpse would never be found. It was either the lion or a violent, brutal death.

[gaslightgatekeepgirlbosscombat]

Group D, Round 1, Poll 3:

Propaganda under the cut

Namine

She manipulated a boys memories to put herself in place of his childhood friend. She then betrayed the people she was working for using the boy she manipulated. Then, once free of the castle she was in, she proceeds to be in the background silently pushing things along in the right direction. She then dies, but not even that is enough to stop her from acting.

Amelia Ashley

OK so basically spoilers but the plot of the book is that her sister went missing after going on a vacation with her boyfriend and obviously Amelia thinks he did it (he did) so she changes her name and personality to get him to date her and then she becomes this social media influencer and she FAKES HER OWN MURDER and makes it seem like he did it and the entire internet explodes over it and everyone fucking TEARS HIM TO SHREDS it’s so fun

[myrskytuuli]

Paradise Lost!Adam🤝Children of Eden!Adam

Hating the fuck out of Hazbin Hotel!Adam if they ever somehow met him.

ooh boy! I don’t know anything about Children of Eden, but I am a nerd about Paradise Lost so let answer this ask a little bit too thoroughly.

Honestly, I could see Hazbin Hotel!Adam being exactly like Paradise Lost!Adam in the beginning. Whether he would hate what he later became, is a different question altogether.

But if I were ever to write a Hazbin fic taking place during the Eden era, I would choose to characterise Adam as he is in Milton’s epic. It fits.

Okay, let me make my case.

In Paradise Lost, Adam embodies all the virtues of an enlightenment era gentleman, as a matter of fact, he is written to be the platonic ideal of the enlightened man. He is rational, interested in science, reason, and turns away from temptations of desire and emotionality. He loves Eve in a paternalistic way which borderlines on loathing at times, and feels uncomfrotable whenever Eve manages to awaken any "baser" feelings in him. The only fault he finds in himself- and is at the time angry about- is his temptation to admire Eve’s sexual beauty- And if you’re ever been on the internet, you will know that every misogynistic reddit-incel fantasises about being this man. The whole enlightened philosopher king is exactly the insufferable archetype that weird, friendless, red-pilled guys latch onto, with no self-awareness for the fact that they fall apart shitting and crying every time there is a lesbian in a tv show. Anyway, this enlightened philosopher king is an archetype that is based on a real, popular ideal from 17th and 18th century, and Paradise Lost certainly employs it.

Adam first awakens in God’s light (he is enlightened from the moment of his creation) and proceeds to wonder at his surroundings with a scientific wonder. When he meets anyone from heaven, whether it be God or later Raphael his instinct is to ask questions, and more importantly, he understands all celestial mysteries without a problem. When Raphael reveals the shape of the galaxy to him, he immediately infers the laws of gravitational forces moving the planets from it. He’s a very special genius boy, as all the angels around him keep telling him!

He is also very aware of the fact that Eve is not her equal, and at the same time threat to his enlightened rationality. Eve, who awakens in shade rather than daylight (she was not created enlightened), Eve whose first action as alive is to stop in front of water to admire her own reflection for so long that God himself has to guide her away, or she would stay there forever “pinned with vain desire”, Eve who is “so lovely fair, [-] Yet innocence, and virgin modesty, Her virtue, and the conscience of her worth”, is everything Adam wanted when asking for a mate, but at the same time…not. Once God sends Raphael down into the garden to teach the new humans all the knowledge of the world, (so they would not be tempted to eat from the tree of knowledge)

At thy request, and that thou mayest beware By what is past, to thee I have revealed What might have else to human race been hid

(which an interesting aside, in PL humans already have free will when choosing to eat the fruit AND God has taken active steps to lead them away from temptation. Without the misogyny, I would be VERY into this interpretation of the story. Where the forbidden fruit is a literal red button which reads do not push or paradise will explode and the test is if humanity can resist the irrational temptation to push anyway)

Adam gets to eagerly attend the full lesson, while Eve excuses herself midway through because:

such pleasure she reserved, Adam relating, she sole auditress; Her husband the relater she preferred Before the Angel, and of him to ask Chose rather; he, she knew, would intermix Grateful digressions, and solve high dispute With conjugal caresses:

Eve 1. wants the pleasure of being explained things by Adam (a real mansplainers fantasy lmao) and it is hinted that 2. her sensual nature would prefer such lessons to happen while she is also being physically caressed. Unlike Adam, who gains pleasure through his rational mind, Eve only gains pleasure through sensations and submission to her husband. Of course, it becomes kind of inadvertently funny because the next thing to happen after Eve leaves, is that the BOYS immediately start to talk shit about her, behind her back. Maybe the vibes of that gathering were just rancid, and Eve was picking up on it.

 For well I understand in the prime end Of Nature her the inferiour, in the mind And inward faculties [-] All higher knowledge in her presence falls Degraded;

-Adam confidently states the second Eve walks off his sight, to which Raphael responds

Dismiss not her, when most thou needest her nigh, By attributing overmuch to things Less excellent, as thou thyself perceivest. [-]

self-esteem, grounded on just and right Well managed; of that skill the more thou knowest, The more she will acknowledge thee her head, And to realities yield all her shows:

Which pretty much sums up with: yeah, I know she sucks, but that’s why she has you to manage her. Having had a wife for a day, Adam is already complaining about what a dum-dum his wife is, and he is getting: yeah women, can’t live with them, can’t live without them, am I right LOL, type of bro-bro affirmations from the angel Raphael himself. Guy is getting a speedrun in how to make MUH WIFE type of jokes from day one as part of the celestial plan.

And in the end Adam’s misogyny is validated, because the only fault he has, is that he put too much faith into his wife’s ability to use faculties of rational reasoning.

But know that in the soul Are many lesser faculties, that serve Reason as chief; among these Fancy next Her office holds [-]

Which gives me hope That what in sleep thou didst abhor to dream, Waking thou never will consent to do.

When Eve tells him off the dreams Lucifer sends her, Adam trusts that Eve will be able to overcome feminine fancy in favour of masculine reason. His trust in his wife is his sin. When Eve suggests to “divide our labours; thou, where choice Leads thee, or where most needs [-] ; while I, In yonder spring of roses intermixed With myrtle, find what to redress till noon”. Eve wants some space from Adam, while Adam immediately is against the idea. “Doubt possesses me, lest harm Befall thee severed from me; for thou knowest What hath been warned us”. Eve follows her immediate desires (for some alone time AND to prove to Adam that she can be left alone) while Adam is capable of rationalizing why that would be a bad idea according to the warnings they have received from the angels. Lucifer is lurking somewhere out there!! Eve, who makes promises she can’t keep insists that “that thou shouldst my firmness therefore doubt To God or thee, because we have a foe” finally wears Adam down until he exclaims: “Go in thy native innocence, rely On what thou hast of virtue; summon all!”

Eve does not summon it all, because when Lucifer finds her alone, he immediately appeals to Eve’s vanity:

who should be seen A Goddess among Gods, adored and served By Angels numberless, thy daily train

So glozed the Tempter, and his poem tuned: Into the heart of Eve his words made way,

It has already been established that it is not a desire for knowledge which tempts Eve, because in literature supporting enlightenment ideals, seeking knowledge would never be villainised. It is instead stated that the evils of the world come from the lack of rational thought, and that women naturally lack the capability for rational thought, so this is what happens when their rational husbands let them out of their sight. Eve, incapable of pure reason, hears Lucifer’s words and thinks them reasonable.

and in her ears the sound Yet rung of his persuasive words, impregned With reason, to her seeming, and with truth:

When Eve bites the apple, she is also immediately overtaken by this ecstatic, good feeling, like she is drunk. She thinks that this is the most awesome thing that has ever happened.

Her first independent idea is that she should plant an entire garden full of trees of knowledge and make sure that every living creature gets to eat one. (That’s right! The knowledge inside the forbidden fruit was communism all along!)

She goes back to Adam, afraid that if Adam also doesn’t partake of the fruit, God will simply make him a new wife “And Adam, wedded to another Eve, Shall live with her enjoying, I extinct; A death to think! Confirmed then I resolve, Adam shall share with me in bliss or woe:” Eve wants to share the fruit for selfish desires. Adam accepts as an unselfish sacrifice. He knows exactly what it means to eat of the fruit “Adam, soon as he heard The fatal trespass done by Eve, amazed, Astonied stood and blank, while horrour chill Ran through his veins” but he still chooses to stay by Eve’s side. She is his wife, and she needs someone by her side. Adam is “Against his better knowledge; not deceived, But fondly overcome with female charm.”

Then they fuck, and unlike the first time when their “love-making was untainted by lust” this time they FUCK. Like nasty.

Sure, at first glance the fact that Adam chooses to embrace damnation to stay with his wife comes across as a real sweet wife-guy move. Expect that in the actual text it comes across as very paternalistic and guilt-trippy move. Sure, Adam does stay with his wife, but BY GOD does he milk that out later. Unlike in other interpretations, in Paradise Lost, Adam, technically speaking, never sinned, as such. He did not partake of the forbidden fruit because of desire or selfish curiosity. He’s going to prison for a crime everybody knows he didn’t really commit. He does it out of sacrifice and love, which kind of makes the heavenly forces treat him as not-really-a-sinner. The final judgement for Adam is not that he ate the forbidden fruit, but that “thou hast hearkened to the voice of thy wife”.

 When Arch-angel Michael shows up to kick them out of the garden, he first takes Adam up to a mountain to show him more visions of heavenly knowledge/plan, while knocking Eve unconscious. One of them is not treated like the other.

Adam’s bout of goodwill and sacrifice does not last long, because almost immediately after making the choice, Adam starts yelling at Eve: “Would thou hadst hearkened to my words, and staid With me” and Eve yells back how “Being as I am, why didst not thou, the head, Command me absolutely not to go”. Adam blames Eve for tryingt o be independent and Eve blames Adam for allowing her.

Adam then threatens to commit suicide, while wailing about women. Just in general.

O! why did God, Creator wise, that peopled highest Heaven With Spirits masculine, create at last This novelty on earth, this fair defect Of nature, and not fill the world at once With Men, as Angels, without feminine;

(Also, considering that Raphael told us earlier that angels do have spiritual, ephemeral sex with each other in heaven, heavenly gay sex confirmed!! (This was actually something that really bothered C. S Lewis who spent considerate time trying to explain away the "homosexual promiscuity" in Paradise Lost))

Which finally prompts Eve to start soothing him. “with tears that ceased not flowing And tresses all disordered, at his feet Fell humble; and, embracing them, besought His peace”. Adam, finally seeing his wife “at his feet submissive in distress;” relents and stops threatening suicide. Instead, he once again finds that paternalistic grace, promising that if only he could, he would TOTALLY ask God to put all the blame on him and only punish him. “That on my head all might be visited; Thy frailty and infirmer sex forgiven” of course that’s impossible, so whether he would actually do that can never be tested. Adam and Eve promise to not fight and blame each other anymore and Eve is joyful that she is “Restored by thee, vile as I am, to place Of new acceptance, hopeful to regain Thy love”.

This leaves the couple in a situation where Adam rightfully can forever dangle the fact that he chose to be damned with her, that he had no fault, he never succumbed to temptation, that he exchanged his rightful place in paradise to help her survive the woe and wastelands outside of Eden, over her head. imagine trying to have an argument after that? Of course she should cater to his every whim and will!! Of course she should be forever grateful! What do you mean I need to do the dishes more, I literally gave up paradise for you!!!

though all by me is lost, Such favour I unworthy am vouchsafed, By me the Promised Seed shall all restore. So spake our mother Eve; and Adam heard Well pleased, but answered not

(Not wife-guy behaviour, my man)

looping back to Hazbin Hotel, yeah, give this guy 10 000 years and I could absolutely see him growing into HH!Adam. The fact that he’s treated as the most special bean in Paradise and never gets knocked down a peg, expect for that one time he accidentally treated his wife like a person. PL!Adam is at that M’Lady stage of insufferable dudbroism where he fully believes that he is a gentleman willing to sacrifice his comfort to take care of his little wife. But we’ve all seen examples of that kind of personality very quickly morphing into those fucking femoids all deserve whatever’s coming to them types of personalities. It’s a pipeline we all know exists, and personally, I just think that PL!Adam and HH!Adam would fit into the two ends of that pipeline perfectly.

[the-jnadf-man]

VIOLENCE THOUGHTS (Nobody asked but here goes anyway :))

7-1!

"Aw man can't wait to OH SHIT FLASHBANG"

"Where the fuck am I going" *spends like 3 minutes running in circles*

"FAST FUCKING DOLLS! MURDER"

"Yo holy shit BIG MAN JUMPSCARE! FOLLOW THAT BITCH IMMEDIATELY I WANT TO FIGHT IT"

"Oh hey Maurice"

*Spends another 3 minutes running in circles*

"Why is it so dark"

"Oh ye gods it's" *Points dramatically* "MINOS' WILD RIDE 2!"

"Oh I get to fight people on the rollercoaster? REAL SHIT? AW YEAH I LOVE IT WHEN THE GOONS ARRIVE ON CARTS" *Proceeds to fall off cart due to hands shaking from excitement*

"I GET TO FIGHT BIG MAN ON DA CART?! YES YES YES YES YEW"

"Boy that is a MICROSCOPIC hitbox"

"Oh sweet another goon"

*Wins on round 2* "That was a fun fight"

*House of Leaves reference comes back for round 3* OH SHIT OF FUCK NONONO

"That bitch has a Panopticon hammer?? That's really cool!"

*Wins* Aw naur Big Man fucking dieded :("

*Reads lore entry* "So this is illiteracy. I don't care for it.

*Reads more* *Starts crying inside* "MINOS WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GET YOUR DOG"

7-2!

"YO ITS A DA GUTS MAN"

*Performs victory dance* "Oh they EXPLODE when you Goomba stomp their corpse okay cool I guess.

"Is that the fucking Big Ben"

"Why are the Mannequins in here. Are they made of the British??"

*Fails to notice the train. Tram. The thing you put the bomb on.* *Runs into the Guttertank instead* "Oh what is THAT" *Dies*

*Wins round 2* "Shit's crazy" *Almost dies to landmine* "Shit's crazy!"

*FAILS to notice red skull place location* "Okay better follow these tracks"

"Oh there's a hole in this building" *Lose shit and get very scared of the Under Construction sign*

"Okay where get bigger boom though" *Spends like 7 minutes accomplishing nothing whatsoever*

*Friend in VC tells me to put the nuke on the train* "What fucking train???"

*Backtracks after another 4 minutes of confusion* "Wow."

*Finishes level with some difficulties* "That took almost half an hour. Man. That's kinda sad."

*Reads Guttertank lore (And name)* "GUTSMAN TANK CANON"

*Laughs at Faust Panzer for like five minutes with friends*

7-3!

"Oh okay these are some funky-ass trees"

"Mmmm yes the Mannequins LIKE the dark spooky forest where they kill people. Definitely made of The British."

"Yoooo I get to feed the tree"

"What's up with these funky blood men???"

"Oh okay guess this is happening now"

"They upgraded the blood men????"

"Oh that is. EVERY all of the bad guys???" *Does not notice dual wield*

*Finishes level, somehow gets an S* "That sure was a thing I just did."

7-4!

"Oh no this passage is made for short people. Guess I'll have to go back inside."

"BIG FUCKING DUDE"

"Holy shit it's the it the its its IT'S THE FUCKING MARIO GALAXY BOSS"

*Opens blood waterfalls* "Oh no it's the plague! We've released the plague rats!"

"IT'S THE FUCKING- THE HALBERD'S DEFENSE SYSTEMS ARE DOWN WHERE'D THE BIG FUCKING LOBTER GO"

*Gets stuck in rising blood, mashing jump button, getting bullied by friends for dying* "The game just did not bloody let me jump :("

"Oh sweet it's Mother Brain with Star Dream's lasers" *Dies x3*

"I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE"

*Proceeds to die to environment during escape sequence, more friendly(???) (I cannot tell at the best of times, but I assume yes) bullying from friends (Mostly the one person)* ":("

"YOOO BIGGER MAN EXPLODEAD"

*Finishes level* 10/10! *Internet fucking. Dies??* "Yeah seems like a good spot to end on"

*Reads Earthmover's lore* Mmmm, robot giraffe bad, gotcha.*

*The next day* *Reading TVTropes* "THUS THEY HAVE BEEN CHRISTENED!

BENJAMIN!"

[meeowdiastudies]

Play to Profit

The Monetization of the Gaming Community

Gaming communities have long been on the same page with shared joy, camaraderie, and the love of gameplay. However, as the gaming industry evolves, substantial transformation is noticeable. The question arises: Are gaming communities gradually pivoting from being about play to becoming driven by money? In this blog, we delve into the changing dynamics within gaming communities, exploring how the desire for profit reshapes the nature of gaming.

The Emergence of Monetization Platforms

The rise of streaming platforms like Twitch has undeniably altered the landscape of gaming communities (Nucciarelli et al. 2017). Initially conceived as a platform for gamers to share their experiences, Twitch has evolved into a cash cow for many. The introduction of features like channel subscriptions, donations, and ad revenue has spawned a new breed of content creators—entrepreneurial gamers seeking financial gains. While these platforms provide opportunities for streamers to monetize their passion, some streamers like CDawgVA host Charity Streams where all proceeds of the stream go to charity (Shrivastava 2023).

E-Sports and the Commercialization Wave

E-sports, once shunned upon, has now exploded onto the mainstream scene, bringing both recognition and commercialization (Hou, Yang & Panek 2020). The mass marketing of e-sports events has transformed competitive gaming into a multi-billion-dollar industry where sponsorships, advertising deals, and massive prize pools have become the norm (Abanazir 2021). With the increase in momentum of internet usage, evolution of technology backed by the increase in viewership of Esports online due to the pandemic, this has led to its rise in growth (Yue, Rui & Chiang 2020).

The Gamification of Monetization within Games

In-game purchases, microtransactions, and virtual currencies have become common features in gaming today. While these elements contribute to the revenue stream for game developers, they have also reshaped the dynamics of gaming communities (Anderson, 2018). The gamification of monetization introduces a commercial nature into the gaming experience, blurring the lines between play and profit. In this case, players are not just participants; they are consumers in a virtual marketplace. This shift challenges the traditional idea of gaming as a leisure activity driven by a love for play.

Conclusion

Overall, it can be seen that the nature of gaming has gradually been commercialized. While economic opportunities are prevalent, it is important to preserve the core values that define gaming cultures: fun, joy, and good gameplay (Jones, 2020). Striking a balance between play and profit is crucial to ensure that gaming communities remain vibrant and true to their roots. As monetization continues to weave its way into the gaming scene, maintaining the essence of shared joy, enthusiasm, and genuine connection is key to preserving the unique and cherished spirit of gaming communities.

Reference List

Ekeroth, F & Sandoff, V 2023, ‘Social elements of gaming and microtransaction purchases’, Jonkoping International Business School, viewed 20 November 2023, <https://www.diva-portal.org/smash/get/diva2:1761960/FULLTEXT01.pdf>.

Shrivastava, A 2023, Twitch streamer CDawgVA in tears after raising over $329,000 for IDF on his Charity Auction livestream, Sportskeeda, viewed 16 November 2023, <https://www.sportskeeda.com/esports/news-twitch-streamer-cdawgva-tears-raising-329-000-idf-charity-auction-livestream>.

Hou, J, Yang, X & Panek, E 2020, ‘How About Playing Games as a Career? The Evolution of E-Sports in the Eyes of Mainstream Media and Public Relations’, International Journal of Sport Communication, vol. 13, no. 1, pp. 1–21, viewed 22 November 2023, <https://journals.humankinetics.com/view/journals/ijsc/13/1/article-p1.xml>.

Abanazir, C 2021, ‘Of Values and Commercialisation: An Exploration of Esports’ Place within the Olympic Movement, Sport, Ethics and Philosophy, vol. 16, no. 4, pp. 397-412.

Nucciarelli, A, Feng, L, Fernandes, K, Νικόλαος Γουμάγιας, Ignazio Cabras, Devlin, S, Kudenko, D & Cowling, PI 2017, ‘From value chains to technological platforms: The effects of crowdfunding in the digital game industry’, Journal of Business Research, vol. 78, pp. 341–352.

Yue, Y, Rui, W & Chiang, S 2020, ‘Development of E-sports industry in China: Current situation, Trend and research hotspot’, International Journal of Esports, vol. 1, no. 1.

[veryeet]

“You need to build a social media presence and get people to see your posts to get income as an artist”

*every website proceeds to explode itself and sunder its userbase across the various shards of the internets former self*

[nonsensia]

Nonsensia and the Rise of Cognitive Enhancement: Buying Modafinil Online

In today’s fast-paced digital world, productivity has become a prized commodity. From remote workers managing multiple projects to students balancing classes and side hustles, the demand for sharper focus and sustained energy has skyrocketed. Amid this quest for peak performance, a strange new phenomenon has emerged: Nonsensia.

“Nonsensia,” a term being passed arounzzd online communities and productivity forums, refers to the overwhelming flood of distractions, digital noise, and mental fatigue that comes with living in the information age. It's not a formal diagnosis, but it captures a shared experience—trying to stay focused in a world designed to pull your attention in a hundred different directions.

Enter modafinil, a wakefulness-promoting agent originally developed to treat sleep disorders like narcolepsy. Over the past decade, it’s found a second life as a so-called “smart drug” used off-label by those looking to fight the effects of Nonsensia. From tech entrepreneurs to graduate students, people are turning to modafinil to help stay alert, improve concentration, and get ahead of the competition.

One of the most common ways users gain access to modafinil is through the internet. The demand to buy modafinil online has exploded, with numerous online pharmacies and international suppliers offering the drug without the need for a prescription. While this convenience is appealing, it also raises questions about legality, safety, and ethics.

When considering purchasing modafinil online, users should proceed with caution. Not all online vendors are created equal. Counterfeit medications, incorrect dosages, and poor storage conditions are just a few of the risks associated with shady suppliers. It's crucial to research thoroughly, look for verified reviews, and check whether the seller requires a prescription—many reputable vendors will.

Still, for many, the benefits seem to outweigh the risks. Anecdotal reports often describe modafinil as a game-changer for mental clarity and endurance. Unlike caffeine, users say, modafinil doesn’t produce the jittery highs or abrupt crashes. It’s simply a smooth, sustained focus that helps cut through the fog of Nonsensia.

Whether or not modafinil is the right solution, the growing popularity of cognitive enhancers signals a broader societal shift. As we continue to struggle with information overload and digital burnout, more people are looking for pharmaceutical shortcuts to mental resilience.

The rise of Nonsensia may be inevitable—but for some, buying modafinil online offers a way to fight back.

[maguro13-2]

(In Cyberspace aka the Internet)

(Step 70's by Hidenori Shoji plays)

Lain : Darn...So many Anime characters joining a battle royale game and not a single one playing a fighting game?

Lain, also : I've been out of sight and out of mind saying America's game have collaborating with everything from my home country and all they do is play Battle Royale games all day?. This doesn't make any sense, here's the reason that the world is going crazy right now...It just doesn't add up when I'm into fighting games. No wonder I'm staying inside of Deathscythe's brain. But I'm still linking to his data...it's right here, just inside of Alice's new computer.

Miku Player : Hey, Godzilla! Look out!

*Energy Blast+Explodes*

Gol Dragon from PSO : What the-?! You darn kids! You're gonna pay for that!

Deku Player : Book it guys! The game is up! (leaves and run away)

(looks around)

Lain : (sighs) Idiots. Some children will never learn. But they need to get off that battle royale stuff, it's been driving them crazy since 2000 A.D. But the characters that looks exactly like them are just skins transcended with data.

Lain : (Shrugs) Oh well, guess my human self from the real world is doing fine on the computer doing work. But seriously, I really need to be outside of doing fun things.

(outside of Lain's Computer, she hears a knock on the door)

Lain : (exiting from her computer) Oh. A visitor? Who can that be? (walks to the door) I wonder if it's Duo this time? Duo, if you're friends are really off the hook on playing too much games to play, (opens the door) Then I suggest that you would--(sees a crazed Miku with blood shot eyes, messy hair) Oh my. Hello.

*Miku shaking like crazy*

Lain : Uhh, hi...Can I help you?

Miku : Lain! You gotta help me! Look what I have become! Look at me! I'm a wreck, okay!? I've been a dirty liar and those players did dirty things to me! Contracts or no contracts, this is not what I did I wanted in the country!

Lain : Hatsune Miku? What the heck happened to you?

Miku : The kids, Lain! The Kids! They're after me in collaborating with that game! They've been playing that game too much in reality! And my gaming addiction has become too much! Look what they did to me and my hair! This is not how it goes!

Lain : Really? What is this that you are talking about?

Miku : The games, Lain! The games! Everyone is having an addiction to Battle Royale Games I saw it on that Happy Tree Friends False Alarm video, I seen that video a lot of times and it's one of my favorite videos to watch on how to get rid of my addiction!

Lain : Then why would you throw your life away for a consumption over video games just to sell your own soul for what?

Miku : My friends, my crazy ex, they don't think I'm really me! I've been kicked out of the club, man! Look at me, I'm addicted to stupid that game of their's! The addiction of me that is so bad it sees me as a different person by now! I need your help to get me out of this addiction! This is really not a good sign!

Lain : I told you this would happen, playing too much video games would ruin your minds and that's real bad for ya. Also, you don't look so good, is it NSFW of you and that battle royale game you were in?

Miku : Yes! I know, right!? You gotta fix me, Lain! I don't want to end up like this! (Looks into the mirror to see her reflection that is normal)

Lain : So what do you think of yourself.

Miku : (To her reflection that's exactly normal) Hey there, good looking how are ya. (her reflections screams with a high pitch in horror)

Miku's Reflection : I don't wanna be like you anymore! (smashes the mirror with a hammer)

*proceeds to smash mirror*

Lain : Ooh...I see your point tho. (Miku sobs in despair)

Miku : Look at me! I'm a wreck! I'm a huge wreck! I'm ruined! How can this be? What's happening to me? What have I done!? What should have I done? How can video games take away our precious lives including mine!? (shakes Lain) I WANT MY LIFE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!

Lain : Easy! Easy! (stops Miku from shaking her) Calm down! Don't shake me to death! I know how we can work this out! We just gotta make sure that we're just got to get off the whole Battle Royale thing. I've been an internet addict for a long time and this is why I needed data to complete my life's work, but I never felt so touched with the outside world. And that is why I keep the outside waiting for me.

Miku : Well? You gotta have some point on how did this happened in real life? See this?? Messy hair, blood shot eyes, me going crazy on all battle passes, I've been looking like an addict that goes into pop cultures and stuff. Maybe if I was the real deal to make Real World better for myself, then I wouldn't have to be an addict and knows what can I do for myself! Man! They addicts have been doing Lewd of stuf me joining that addictive game, a Battle Royale so addictive you can' get your eyes off it!

Lain : We're working on a plan to get you better. I'm going to make you lose those memory that you never joined that stupid game again.

Goku : Excuse me, but can you help me with my addiction to video games as well?

Lain : What now, Super Saiyan? Can't you see that I'm trying help her--Oh...Oh...Oh my. (sees everyone, except for Bakugo, crazed with messy hair and blood shot eyes) What the heck happened to everyone!? Miku, is this what happened to other franchises as well? Are they all becoming addictive?

Deku : Help us! We're addicted! Look what they did to us! Those darn kids!

Ochako : We're messed up! I look awful!

Mina : How can they do this to us!? No sleep! No peace! They bullied me on purpose because of that game we were in!

Toga : It's not fair! I should've taught those brats on whom they're messing with! I'm gonna get my hands on those turds!

Bakugo : Not me. I just went outside to get some Starbucks.

Deku : See what I mean, computer girl? Can't believe that video game is making us and everyone else addicted! My eyes and hair are messed up and I haven't slept all night. Where's the best night I ever have?!

Ochako : And let's be boastful, We tried to make video games to get all the hype we wanted for other franchises, but instead, these battle royale games we all play has made us the new smackhead daves! Please, computer girl. You have to fix all of this! We can't take video games no more! It's rotting our brains!

Deku : Yeah! rotting our brains!

Toga : Isn't there a way we can fix on our addiction? this gaming addiction to one game they made in the Raleigh Metro is killing us!

Mina : Where am I going to get some fresh air and not play games all day, and even get some sleep? We lost touched with the outside world, man! You gotta fix all of this, right!? Right!?

Vegeta : Where's our freedom for the real world!? We need to stop this addiction right now! I'm dead serious!

Miku : This is all our fault! Now we look like total losers in gaming!

Lain : Settle down, people! Settle down! Don't worry, Hatsune Miku. I know Video Game addiction has gotten you messed up, but it's true that we understand. We're just gonna get to the bottom of this.

Miku : Really? You're gonna help us? Thank you so much! I wanted to get off of my battle royale addiction! I always wanted to do that! But man do I miss those guys a lot. If I'm an addict to them, then that's final. Oh I am doomed from the start of going into the gaming business or something like that. Please, Lain. Please help me get off my addiction...pretty please? If only we could stop playing battle royales for all of us. we could have a better future.

Lain : Ummm...(turns to everyone, except for Bakugo)

Vegeta : We need help! We all need help!

Lain : Ehh...

Ochako : (Crazed) Do something! I can't take video games anymore!

*ding*

Lain : (Genuinely) I have an idea.

"one faithful attempt later..."

Goku : Phew! I felt so much better.

Vegeta : Finally! I feel marvelous.

Deku : (imitates All Might) I FEEL GREAT!

Bakugo : I just went outside to get some Starbucks. Like I said.

Godzilla : Oh man. What just happened? It feels like that I've gone bonkers over video games, guess this means I'm going off for a while. (with a mirror in his hands, looking at his gorgeous looks) And Oh my, do I look pretty? Time to recollect my intellect.

Mina : This is really a fine day for me, I'm doing great.

Ochako : Gladly that felt good.

Toga : Totally! I'm a very busy strict girl. Not strict, but very busy. Check our normal changed selves. Pretty classy huh.

(everyone changed to their normal selves and are wearing business suits)

Miku : Wow, Lain. You finally manage to get everyone out of battle royale addiction. How do you that?

Lain : Easy, I just had to adjust everyone's memories about that battle royale game you were in and had you gone addicted, nobody can remember a thing or two, and also...I just gave them a little therapy session. Maybe the Egyptian Gods were responsible for these disorders we call it addiction.

Miku : How come you been addicted in the past while you're just a normal girl in the modern day?

Lain : You know why, cause Deathscythe made me changed, and my mind has became clear and a steel trap. So don't ever do that again.

Miku : Oh, I'm good. I'm good. We won't. I won't. Just a normal girl with a crazy attitude, a normal attitude. Don't criticize.

(cuts to Miku being interviewed)

Miku : Thank you for coming. I just got one last thing to say. My name is Hatsune Miku, and I used to do battle royale gamming, but I'm finally back into making music from now on...I am finally clean!

Nappa : (furiously) I HATE THE INTERNET!

*DBZ SFX : Energy Blast+Loud Explosion*

(people screaming)

Miku : ON nsecond thought, I'm gonna do something to do with my life. Doing normal things, it'll be over till we get it. And now my friends won't forgive me for what I've done.. I looked up into video games and I felt betrayed them. Selling our souls was the worst thing could ever happen to us. If only I could promise my friends back to them, I wish I could fix everything.

Nappa : Wanna have this leek from Wales?

Miku : Leek? Did you say Leek? (twitches and shakes around) I...Uhhh...I...Ohhh...I...Duuuh...I...(determined) I LOVE LEEKS OF THE DAY! (changes to original clothes) LOOK OUT WORLD, CAUSE HATSUNE MIKU'S BACK IN BUSINESS!

"later"

Miku : Woohoo! I'm finally back in the game! Your lead singer Hatsune Miku has finally returned to the spotlight! Welcome back Internet, here I am! Hatsune Miku has finally returned! Here with all my friends!

(audience cheering)

Lain : Yep. That's just Miku for ya. I'm glad that I'm finally getting into character.

Miku : It sure is good to be at home.

Sonic : I'm surprised that you finally got yourself to normal, it's good to be back to be here. Maybe, the internet had that whole "video games making you too stupid" was really an urban legend though. I'm so glad that you;re still with me.

Sonic from the screen : Oh, and uhh, Miku. There's something that I need you important. I won't be taking advantage of you.

Miku : Yes, Mr. Sonic?

Sonic : When you get back from Cyberspace, I would like to see you after my battle royale addiction.

Miku : What's that, my blue spiky friend?

Soni : It's like this...We need Lain's help to get off our addiction of playing Battle Royale games, six days for now.

(it's reveald that Sonic and his friends, except for Shadow, are all messy and have blood-shot eyes due to playing battle royale games)

Sonic : Like literally, we need help from Lain to get off our addiction for six days.

Shadow : And for the record, I just had to go outside and get some starbucks.

*Sweatdrop Icon*

Miku : Oh. (nervous chuckle) I think that this will be a problem for them, I think it's becuase that battle royale game I was in with other franchises.

Lain : Aw, shucks. Here we go again. I'll go get the adjustments ready. This is going to be another therapy for them.

(scene cuts pitch-blank)

(iris in)

Miku : Hi, Miku here.

Lain : And I'm lain. We're just here to tell you that having addiction will make you less feel touched to the outside world and they say playing too much video games would give make you stay up all night playing games.

Miku: Like Battle Royale Games, they can be fun, but are very addictive and would make you forget everything outside. Like wisely. For starters, I was contracted with a studio that could make fans to live up the hype, but in reality, I understand that I became crazed and addicted to play video games, these guys, they had nothing to do with us for gaming hype, they were only using us to sell our souls. Luckily, thanks to you, Computer girl, I am finally freed from all of that corruption, things did not work out for me.. So I had to leave the gaming side and finally went back to making music.

Lain : Right! You know, I did say that I was in a pickle to find you where you at and I had to make you understand playing video games is too much for you. To do this, all we need is some serious counseling, you gotta understand that your friends needs you, Miku, they need you back. And I understand I have brought you along with us.

Miku : Right. Talk about corporate greed. They must've getting all the fun for money. Are you sure about sin of greed?

Lain : Well...You can't be a little too hasty, but you're gonna need something for your life, what can you do in the real world?

Miku : Well. I like to do some hiking, adventuring, doing daily activites, get a good exercise, and hang out at one of my favorite places. Sure I'm good with everything.

Lain : Well ,there's one thing that I need to tell you. You see this...Nobody in this world wanna feel the hype anymore. If it's capitalism with corporate greed, that's capitalism for ya.

Miku : You are going to make sure that I understand how Sonic's company makes video games for me and I had to be sure.

Lain : Yeah. (thumbs up) Thumbs up if you're going green with the program. Guess all of this gaming hype isn't worth the hype at all.

Miku : I agree. Money, selling our souls, this is not who we are, this is how we are...created by the gods of all in Japan. And that's why this is the world we need to be outside, outside is where we play for real, a big playground for us that isn't a battle royale. Although, there is a battle that we haven't faced you.

Lain : Right. Which is why...we're going to do a real battle instead of that gaming crud you were on?

Miku : Huh? Wait, I thought you don't like battle royales.

Lain : Not "Battle Royale" Battle Royal.

[Cues Final Boss - Eggman by Mitsuharu Fukuyama]

Miku : Uhh, Lain. What part of battle this?

Lain : You don't remember? I used to play Mecha games alot, but this time...I'm going to do a real Battle Royal...In a Mecha.

Miku : Oh boy.

Lain : Remember, I don't do video games a lot, But I do like techonology. And here's one thing for you Miku...(she is revealed to be piloting Duo's Robot; Deathscythe] You haven't learned your lesson yet! Prepare for a true battle...A Gundam Battle to prove your worthiness as a lesson!

Miku : Okay! I was wrong for selling everyone souls for one game in America! Maybe america took advantage on the battle royale stuff, but we can work this out! But I didn't want to sell my friends' for all of this, I just wanted to be living with the hype of super awesome video games!

Lain : And prove that you really need to stop playing video games, cause you sold your own sell self and that's a bad decisions for you, I only teaching everyone a lesson about selling their souls to one game. Got it?

Miku : I confess! I confess! I was too upsy daisy that's all! What robot that I am using for a battle royale?

*SFX : Timpani bounce*

(reveals Miku piloting Zaku)

Miku : Oh you gotta be kidding me.

Lain : Hope you're in for a nasty surprise.

Miku : No wait!

Lain : Here goes! (Deathscythe charges at the Zaku)

Miku : (panicking) No, no, no, no, no, noooo!

Lain : Here it comes! Get ready! (her one eye shines red) This is where the real fun begins.

Miku : (panicking) What should I do?! What should I do?! What should What should I do!? How do you even control this stupid thing!? Darn this piece of crud! Move you hunk of junk! (her Zaku and prepares for battle, but is shocked and scared) What's with you bucket of bolts!? I command you to move! That's an order!

Lain : This is the end of line...for you! Deathscythe show her what you're made of! Bond together with a powerful strike!

*Defeats the Miku's Zaku with one strike*

Lain : Heheh...

Miku : Oh! I knew I should've been more careful! If only I hadn't been making my fans sell their souls for one game that I was in, I would've done the same thing as I did...this is why nobody was interested in a hype better than...

*Her Zaku explodes*

Miku : (yelling while blasting off) MEEEEEEEEEE...!!!

Lain : Ultimate Finish...Pure perfect.

Announcer : You win!

(it is revealed that Miku and Lain are playing SNES game)

Lain : Beat that girl who came to a battle royale. I told you...I play video games once, and only once. You got that?

Miku : Of course, I understand. You beat me fair and square.

Lain : I love to play game in my days going old school.

Luka : That should keep her busy?

Alice : You only think that she wanted to be in battle royale, just make our fans sell our souls for everything and nothing.

Kaito : That should keep her busy playing retro is going old school.

Alice : You always say that.

Duo : And yet, you're still thinking about a battle royale game that is so addicting, people are going to stop playing it and read a book.

Heero : Yet, and we all have our needs to be outside.

Duo : Wanna make a bet on doing washing?

Heero : You betcha. Cause I only do fighting games for free, not free that is cheap, of course I'm gonna make that bet for you.

Duo : Hey, Lain. Switch up to me, it's my turn play the game so that I can go against Miku!

Miku : Aw man, I gotta stop gaming and go on my business.

(iris shot)

Miku : Battle Royale games is just too overrated.

Lain : Fighting Games are worthy to play.

(iris out)

"Please go play outside responsibly"