#the laughing cow

[tepli-mravenci]

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[cheese-tournament]

Round 1

Propaganda:

Kraft Singles

This makes me want to commit arson

Surely this 95% plastic

That branding super unsettling

The Laughing Cow

Who is she really laughing at, seems like a cunt to me

Fashion icon with those earrings

president > laughing cow

[transotd]

trans character of the day: the laughing cow from the laughing cow

(she/her)

[musiquesduciel]

This just in: Eating a cube of cheese cures my headache.

[sohannabarberaesque]

Poetry Corner

So what would it take for Peter Potamus to find rather fascinating specimens of pearl, mother-of-pearl even, during some diving during his Polynesia Uncharted adventures among native divers in their nakedness, and manage to come out unschathed (not to mention well-liked)?

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What more might gladden Kwicky Koala's heart than to find such so dependent on the road life being given packets of Arnott's Vita-Weat crispbreads with advice to try such with cheese spread such as Laughing Cow or Kaukauna Klub as a snack while out on the road?

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One summery afternoon.

Three closely-involved characters: Wally Gator. Lippy the Lion and Hardy Har-Har. Touché Turtle and Dum-Dum.

Some springs connecting to a Florida bayou.

Add some jet skis, and just let the action commence, with Wally in the lead.

And imagine how far things can go from the get-go.

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[sinceyousawvienna]

a laughing cow

[inkskinned]

she says he won't let her get a dog, which is fine, because they're in an apartment, and that's the kind of thing people say about their partners. he won't let me get a dog. and you're at a dinner party and you tilt your head a little to the side just like that dog he won't let her get, because is this the thing that's going to upset you? you don't know every corner of their relationship, she could be joking, they could have had so many healthy conversations about the dog, right, and maybe she's not letting herself get the dog because of money and time and whatever. but, like, she did say let

and she wants to move away from his hometown and he wants to stay and then he tells you with a wink and a conspiratorial stage whisper don't worry i'll convince her and she laughs about it - so clearly this is something they laugh about. but you do just stand there and stare at him like what the fuck, man. you can't say what you want to say which is why do you get the final say on everything because they're both obviously aware of the other person's stance on this and have obviously had private conversations about it and what are you going to do about it except make a scene and then he'll be mad at you and call you one of those bitches behind your back and she'll cut you off, which is a loss that doesn't feel worth it just because he makes you a little skeeved out every 3rd comment

and they both agree he just isn't the type to get flowers which is fine because everyone shows love differently, and are you really gonna judge someone based on their sense of individual relationship responsibility? maybe he's constantly cleaning her car and writing her poems and making her furniture or something. maybe she doesn't even like flowers and this is perfect, actually. and no you couldn't date him, obviously, ew; but like, she tells you she's happy. you almost send her a tiktok that says don't be 25 and the cool girl that doesn't need anything, you'll hate not getting flowers at 30, but that's like, starting drama & you shouldn't start drama needlessly.

and you're a little older than her but not so much older you can pull the whole trust me on this one babe thing and besides that wouldn't have worked anyway (when does it ever) and besides you have trauma so you and your therapist both agree that you're always looking for a problem even when there isn't one. and you tell yourself that just because you see them for 15 minutes every month does not mean you can identify every single red flag based on a single shitty half-joking(?) comment

and besides, what are you going to do? she says i actually wanted another stand mixer but thankfully he stops me when i'm about to spend too much money and you're standing there like are you okay? is this normal? is this just something people say? and again - what are you going to do?

to your therapist you try to language it - it's not, like, any of my business. but sometimes, doesn't it feel like - you should do something. there's got to be something, right? you've tried dropping little hints but they sail right through and you've tried having a single serious conversation and she got upset because why does it matter to you, yes it's different but we're happy, it doesn't need to make sense to you and you're like. really unwilling to push a boundary about it anymore; because the truth is that you know logically it shouldn't matter to you, as long as both parties are happy.

and besides, you've been wrong before. it's just... like, every time you see them both, something else happens, some kind of shiver down your spine like do you even hear each other when you talk. it's their strange, bickering orbit. just the way he's on his phone through dinner or watching sports instead of helping in the kitchen or, fuck, another one of these little throwaway comments he makes about we'll see about that, babe. she laughs when he calls her passions stupid shit and meanwhile she gets him tickets to see the knicks and he tells you well at least she's smart about something and still! it's none of your business.

you say get the dog anyway and she laughs. like, this is is you being funny. and not you saying - no really. get the dog. get the dog and get out of here. pack up and start running.

[thelasttime]

i want the bell necklace but i kinda feel like taylor's cow

ASDFL;KASD;LFKJASDL;FKJ ANON

[dimsilver]

I am eating well and there are daffodils on my table. basically: o death where is thy sting

[retropopcult]

Goldie Hawn with daughter Kate Hudson, 1999

[ghouljams]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0ZebvPx6vY/?igshid=ODhhZWM5NmIwOQ==

I saw this and I couldn't help but send it to you!

Which one of your darlings or the boys would do this to their child?

Also what baby do you think would react like this?

Definitely a Soap move giving the baby a pepper, so it's gotta be one of his kids. Which means cowboy babies.

I do think he tried something like this with baby Frog and she started crying. Ghost glared at him so hard he thought it might actually kill him. Little miss got scooped up and babied, very mean Soap.

So he's gotta do it to his own kid. I think I said his oldest is a girl, but that just means it's Moon's daughter, and the "not a quitter" thing is absolutely genetic. Soap gets treated to his lovely wife's glare in miniature, and laughs hard enough to cry himself. Moon tries to get the pepper out of baby's mouth but to no avail, her hand gets bat away and the baby's little forehead just creases as her frown deepens. Glaring at her poor daddy who will be on diaper duty for the next week. (I think all the Mactavish children perfect their momma's glare before they can talk, just a gaggle of tiny but disapproving frowns)

[cheese-tournament]

Round 2

Propaganda:

The Laughing Cow

Who is she really laughing at, seems like a cunt to me

Fashion icon with those earrings

Idk how so many cheese spreads made it to round 2 lmao

Camembert

So tasty it's making my stomach rumble thinking about it

Probably better than brie

Smelly but in the best way

[flowerofbuffoonery]

Thinking of ADA game nights where at some point everyone decides to play hangman except when it's Kunikida's turn, he makes sure to make the hanged man drawing into some sort of weird rendition of Dazai.

It comes to the point where the drawing just looks messed up and there is a glint in Kunikida's eyes as he gets a bit carried away.

Atsushi: Kunikida-san, i'm pretty sure the man is supposed to be hanged, not on the floor chained up and beat bloody and wait- why does that look like Dazai-san...

Kunikida: Don't worry about it.

[dutchs-blog]

The Boss Is Showing Off

[dol-dee]

I wonder, does Avery actually react when you get back from Remys farm/ does she chew you out about where you've been or does she not care at all?

I think I saw Whitney reacting to it in game? But who else? (cause I feel like I missed out. Nobody seemed to care not even Robin 😔)

[arthursfuckinghat]

I'll swallow my pride and ask but did rdr2 cure anyone else's horse phobia too?

Hell, I grew up on a farm and doing farm work so cows, sheep even bulls don't bother me but horses? Being ten feet away from them wasn't enough, so after playing rdr2 I feel a lot better about 'em honestly