#the list is endless

[idiedlike50yearsago]

Bitches be like "OMG, Gender envy 🤪" and the gender they are envying is just a man with 27 separate mental illnesses.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price - Song of Bernadette (1943)

[halfthebrain]

Okay am I the only one who likes the suggar daddy AU for Mike and Harvey? It’s canon that Harvey loves to spoil the people he cares for. It’s specifically made for these two.

[running-tweezers]

Redacted Characters as things my husband has said

Context: I’ve known my husband for 10+ years (married for almost 5) and that entire time I have kept a list documenting every unhinged out of pocket thing he’s said that made me laugh.

Ivan: You can love things and still lock them in a room

Marcus: She blinded me with science. Oh god, that science got way up in there, oh god it hurts. It’s bad.

Asher: my filthy beta bussy

Milo: (to our cat) Pippin if La Llarona was in here you’d tell us right?

David: Enjoy wolf titty, nerds

Gavin: You’re skipping right past horny jail, you are going to the slut penitentiary

Caelum: Mom says it’s my turn to be baby!

Lasko: The doctor said “I diagnose you with bottom”

Damien: Aloe Vera is body ranch. It cools me down like ranch on hot wings.

Huxley: Early to bed, early to rise, gives you rockin tits and thunder thighs….. Ben Franklin said that.

Vincent: That’s the clinical term for vampirism, hepatitis V

Sam: I’m Woedy, the coweboy. There’s a lizard in my socks

Guy: What’s the classiest flavor of Dorito?

[the-apology-dance]

More Headcanons That I Need To See Fanfiction About✨

-Aziraphale actually likes some Queen songs: Crowley, when relaxing on the couch, hears Aziraphale singing “You’re my Best Friend” absentmindedly while sorting books. He doesn't know whether to tell him that he is singing or continue watching out of curiosity.

-Crowley likes Pet Names and keeps a list of all of the pet names Aziraphale calls him.

-Azi actually has a very good memory and is good at drawing. He has journals and journals of drawings of Crowley, all extremely detailed, and varying in art material (due to what art materials were available in the year he drew it). He also has journals that he writes about his feelings and thoughts regarding Crowley and certain events that occurred between them.

-Aziraphale spends time planning how to get himself in just enough trouble to require Crowley to come and save him. Crowley gets an ego boost any time he rescues his angel.

-Crowley doesn't fully remember his time as an angel but doesn't tell Azi that he really doesn't remember certain events he has told him.

-They like holding hands, and Crowley finds excuses to do so.

-Crowley likes love songs but won't admit it to anyone.

-Crowley doesn't know Aziraphale is actually good at magic and sleight of hand if they find themselves in a situation that puts Crowley’s life at stake.

[adaysgrace]

diversity win! despicable man who has committed countless murders is visibly, intensely, painfully gay!

[strwbi-laces]

Another ship lost to heteronormativity 😔

[staryuee]

will never forgive y’all for making every single character that’s reclusive / quiet and probably autistic into some dom top daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[a-freemaniac]

Just this.

No reason.

Found on Pinterest.

Pic by thistie/ Tumbler

[shadowlinktheshadow]

I fucking love links laugh when he fuses a weapon

[neelyowhora]

what’s your kate bush song? mine’s gotta be pull out the pin

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Dr. Phibes - Dr. Phibes Rises Again (1972)

[murphyoftheendless]

Things I've said as an Aziraphale (there will be future developments..probably)

"Motion image" - I forgot what a GIF was and could not recall the word.

"The pictures" - the cinema

"The morbs" - being sad (Victorian lingo)

"Get the hell out of dodge" - I don't know where this came from??

"This god forsaken place"

"Goodness!" (Tones vary depending on context

"I demand alcohol immediately"

"I'm peckish"

"No one has died today 😊"

"*Nods* ah..compensation. *Resumes reading*" - In response to an engine being revved way too loudly

"A very clever TV/phone!" - referring to smartphones

"The nitty gritty

Snusband 🥰

Din dins - dinner

Nifty!

Beddy-bye time

[olivieraa]

Shizaya is a one of a kind for me

its one of my first ever ships, but I never shipped anything like them again

but to this day I really cant help it, fuckers draw me in

which is crazy cause all I want is for Shizuo to be happy, and all Izaya does is fill him with rage

.......but still

[the-apology-dance]

My current issue: Having WAY TOO MANY HEADCANONS FOR GOOD OMENS FANFICS BUT NOT THE MOTIVATION TO WRITE A FIC. Like trust me, the list is LONG. Will I post some of the ideas? Most likely.

[amnesiannigans]

Snake oil brings out the worst in many people