#the locked tomb sims

[ondigitalwings]

Boosting a Twitch Stream!

Hey guys, I know I have some The Locked Tomb fans on this simblr, So, I'm crossposting a fellow fan's post from /NinthHouse over on Reddit bc I can't watch today despite being excited to do so! Maybe I can live vicariously through you!

Do you like The Locked Tomb series? What about video games? If you answered 'yes' to one or both of those questions, then the GoldBootGang twitch stream is for you! We're a small group of fans who got so into these books that we decided we simply have to make all the characters in the Sims and see what shenanigans they get up to. We'll be taking advice on character building from the chat, talking theories, and more from 7-10pm EST. This is our first real stream and we're super excited, we would absolutely love if you came and hung out with us! Find us at twitch.tv/goldbootgang 💀 see you there!

Go check them out!

Like....in 10 minutes!

[quest-draws]

[image ID. two simple figures sitting on chairs. The person on the left is labelled "Repressed nerds struggling under the weight of their profound loneliness". They are shaking and digging their nails into their legs while staring intensely at the other person.

The person on the right is labelled "hot idiot who can't shut up". They are swinging their legs and gesturing with their arms, looking off to the side while sweat drips down their face. End ID]

I think I finally boiled down what my favourite ship dynamic is.

Bonus with some specific ships

[Image ID. the first image used as a template for four different ships; Lan Zhan and Wei Wuxian, Harrowhark and Gideon, Nureyev and Juno, and Martin and Jon. End ID.]

[mini-minish]

cav harrow and princess gideon bein' gay piece for @locked-tomb-shenanigans

[rebouks]

Previous // Next

Byrd: Teach us! Juniper: Okay! First, you’ve gotta put your hands above your head. Wren: Nuh. Juniper: This part’s easy. Byrd: Like this?! Juniper: Just like that-.. keep them there and bring your foot up against your leg, like this! [Byrd giggled, wobbling precariously as he mimicked his cousin] Juniper: It takes a lot of practice-.. c’mon, Wren! [Wren scowled, making a break for it; the only thing worse than dancing was being told what to do] … Having given up trying to reply to Alex’s latest letter, Robin stared listlessly at the star shaped stickers on his ceiling. He’d poured his heart out about how nothing ever went right, how he never fit in anywhere, how he was having a tough time at school-.. that he got in a fight, that he kept imagining what it’d be like if his parents died, particularly his father; he’d briefly considered asking what’d happened to her mother too but he’d thought better of the whole thing and viciously crumpled his pathetic attempt into a ball instead. Maybe he ought to burn it in the sink so no one else would read it by accident. He felt bad that he hadn’t replied yet but he’d been in such a foul mood recently that he couldn’t think of anything remotely interesting or fun to talk about, and the last thing he wanted to do was bum her out. He rolled onto his side as Wren stomped toward his door; it rattled familiarly as her little fingernails fiddled with the lock. Robin knew it was her because he could sense her current disdain, and she was the only one of his siblings who’d learnt how to do it-.. plus, if it were either of his parents, they would’ve knocked.

Wren: Juni’s tryna make me dance! Robin: She’s not gonna make you do anything. [Wren grabbed Robin and shook him with urgency, yanking at his hair with desperation] Wren: I’m gonna hide in here, okay?! [Robin sighed; reasoning with a six-year-old, especially Wren, was rather pointless] Robin: Sure. Wren: Wait-.. where’re you going?! Robin: Does it matter? You’re safe in here. Wren: Robinnnnn. Robin: Get off me! Wren: I wanna play! Robin: So, play-.. just don’t delete all my saves again. Wren: You do it! I wanna watch. Robin: I don’t really wan-… Wren: Pleeeeeeease? … Robin: I can’t play if you’re gonna squish me-.. get off. Wren: Uuuugh.. I can’t, I’m stuck. Robin: Move! Wren: [gasps] What is that-.. kill it! Robin: I don’t have anything to ki-… Wren: KILL IT!

[skyeoak]

I’ve come up with a silly little meme headcanon I like to call:

Same John Theory

Does a piece of media have a John/Jon/Johnny/etc. in it?

Congratulations! That’s The Same John*!

Have fun!

*usually the beginning and end of this for me is a character doing something unhinged and I stop reading/listening and say aloud “it’s the same john though” and giggle about the implications for a few seconds before jumping back into the story.

[burninbriight]

the magnus archives episode 200 / gideon the ninth chapter 36

[bb-enablefreebuild]

Listening to the NTN audiobook rn and I just got to the part where Paul is born; and quite literally I believe Paul was born.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Muir was expressing an extreme form of human conception through the birth of Paul. Camilla and Palamedes intimately sacrificed themselves, Cam BURST into flame and was in clear agony (like labor/delivery) until Paul appeared curled on with their elbows to their knees. In FETAL position.

The reason Nona recognizes them as both distinct and similar to Camilla and Palamedes is because Paul is neither of them. Paul is their absolutely batshit-crazy-conceived child. If Cam and Pal HAD a kid the traditional way, the child would be like Paul.

[unoriginallyned]

if I had a nickel for every time a regular guy™ named John ended the world and became God of the new one in my favourite pieces of queer media I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

[lockedtombmemes]

My gf (who hasn’t read tlt but heard a lot about it from me) was playing the sims and tried to create the hottest, gayest lesbian possible and then sent me a picture of a person who looked 100% like gideon nav, and I just think people should know this

Your girlfriend's third eye is WIDE THE FUCK OPEN

[faerietas]

I need everyone to see this thought I had

[imanerdnamedmariawhodoesart]

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Thank you everyone and FREE PALESTINE

[ultimate-tragic-couples-showdown]

Round 4 - Poll 6

Jonathan Sims & Martin Blackwood (The Magnus Archives) vs Gideon the Ninth & Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb)

[goldenwaves]

Ianthe shrugged that gold-skinned shoulder. "What can I say," she said, "I love a little gall on gall."

[thermodynamic-comedian]

it's so funny to me that jonathan "archivist" sims and john "god" gaius are so similar - similar names, humans that turned into something more, eye motif, intense guilt that doesn't stop them from doing bad shit, caused the apocalypse - except for the fact that in his first appearence, john gaius is a sweet, gentle guy that approaches people with a pleasent attitude, and jonathan sims is first introduced as a skeptic that doesn't believe any of the stories people trust him with.

and john gaius is the objectively worse person.

[beastbarked]

noticing a trend in the characters that i'm inclined to get attached to (inadvertently transcends humanity, becomes god, and really tries to do his best to save the world but fucks it up gloriously)