Someone suggested this to me and its EXTREMELY fitting for these two IDIOTS that I keep vagueposting about in random scenic pictures but yeah 100% they’re in jail because very normal dog did something criminal
In order to boop you should just hit the like… I accept thing on the boop-o-metre tamagotchi looking thing at the top of your screen! To normal boop you can hit the paw button or the boop symbol beside a persons name. To super boop you hold it down until it rotates!
Hellloooo- the only thing I wanted to say about Jason Todd is that he is probably actually really playful and fun to be around. Like it's not too much because homeboy is traumatized but is still one of the most playful in the batfam
Like even in his evil voiceless as red hood there were still some playfulness in his tone,I sincerely believe he is more laid back and chill then dick Grayson.
No because this is so true, Jason is definitely super fun and playful!!
Also, this just inspired me to make a little list of silly!Jason headcanons, I hope you like them! Enjoy!
- jason is a pretty serious guy when you first meet him, but he’s actually really funny! i think his humour is very dead pan and sarcasm heavy, but he laughs at most things lol
- sometimes, he makes dad jokes and they’re honestly so bad that they’re kinda funny
- i’ve said this before, but i’ll say it again! he definitely uses humour to cope and he makes a lot of death jokes or he just simply says “kill me again” at every minor inconvenience (real)
- he’s really easy to get along with because he’s super laid back and chill
- he also has nicknames for most people (and things) and they’re really dumb, when he uses people’s actual names they’re like oh shit because that means he’s angry
- he has a really contagious laugh, it’s deep and attractive
- BUT sometimes it’s so stupid, like he’s giggling so hard, clutching his sides and hitting people (im guilty of this) and it’s like bro is it really that funny LMAO
- also when he does this type of laugh it’s usually funnier than the joke
- oh and he definitely struggles to get out a joke if he thinks it’s funny, he’s laughing so hard before getting to the punchline and you’re just staring at him like man finish the sentence please
- i genuinely think he makes commentary when he’s fighting someone on patrol
- he’s very chatty once you get know him
- his voice gets a little higher pitched when he talks to kids and animals, he baby talks to cats (but only when no one is around)
summary: your boyfriend and you disguise your relationship as friendship a little too well
warnings: none, just pure fluff
a/n: this is short and maybe a little bit messy, sorry i'm not effortlestly funny
english is not my first language, sorry for the mistakes
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yourusername P3 IN MIAMI RAAAAHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 I LOVE AMERICA SO MUCH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 TF IS A KM I ONLY KNOW MILESSSSSS 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠
ps. goodbye goodbye goodbye meme of nowins you were bigger than the whole skyyy
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yourusername btw that's my new gf flavy, sorry ocon she's mine now 👰👩❤️💋👩
flavy.barla 💋👭
estebanocon wait what did i miss
yourusername nothing you can leave actually
user1 SHE'S JUST IN ANOTHER LEVEL
user2 best driver in the grid fr
user3 nah she's talentless
user4 she literally made a podium yesterday you prick
alexalbon wHAT ON EARTH IS THAT PIC
yourusername shh you look wonderful albono
alexalbon i look like a minion
yourusername AHAHAHA IT'S TRUE YOU'RE KEVIN
alexalbon who's kevin
yourusername ... a minion
alexalbon why d'you know the names of the minions?
user5 nah alex you left her speechless
charlesleclerc congrats on your podium, y/n!
landonorris i appreciate the effort 😅
yourusername ANYWAYS IT'S TECNICALLY NOWIN(S) SO IT'S STILL UPPPP
landonorris oh lord
user6 i'm actually so jealous of the friendship of alex and y/n
user7 i'm new here someone explain me the lore plss
user8 so y/n and alex have known each other since literally always? they started karting at the same age and were teammates in f2, then they got into f1 in the same year. they've always been super super close, they even shared an apartment in london a few years ago. and basically when they're around each other is a complete chaos, that's why they don't do media days together so often
user9 their gossip sessions in media days back then >>>>
user10 omg yes i'll never forget when alex almost choke on water after y/n told him she wished he was bald bc she didn't like his bleached hair LMAOOO
scuderiaferrari Let's go!!
user11 anyone else noticing the flowers
user12 not this again, they're probably from her mother, she always receives flowers when she's in the points 🙄
user13 the audacity of these people
user12 i swear they try to link her to any guy she interacts for 0.5 secs
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yourusername you're dead. you're so dead
alexalbon i love you babyyy 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰
yourusername i don't. i'm going to make you eat all the flowers
alexalbon y/n you're so mental for your height. like, so many anger inside of you
yourusername yeah it's true 😞 i'll get even with your minion face
alexalbon ok from now on we're just seeing each other in public spaces. i love youuu byeeeee 😇😇😘😘
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user1 someone get this girl a pr manager 😂😂
alexalbon Y/N L/N-ALBON.
yourusername lol what. if that's your way of asking me to marry you... dude you can do it better
alexalbon I WAS TRYING TO BE A COOL BOYFRIEND
yourusername aww. but you're not, and i don't want to marry you you're like my getaway car
alexalbon YOUR GETAWAY CAR FROM WHO?? you barely interact with men
yourusername YEAH BC INTERACTING WITH MEN IS ANNOYING, like look at this. just shut up already
alexalbon WELL OK BYE. LET'S SEE WHO BUYS YOU HIGH QUALITY MOCHIS NOW
yourusername wait albono come back. let's get married or something
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yourusername anyone knows this man?? he's been staring at me the whole flight and asking me if i have bananas
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user1 no bc if alex looked at my like this i would probably fall in love
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user2 Y/N LIKED??
georgerussell63 oh blimey so here he is!
yourusername george pls take him, he's annoying me with photo of his 275423 cats
alexalbon Y/N YOU LOVE MY CATS
yourusername yeah ig i have to
user3 i'm starting to think that these two have more than a friendship going on
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yourusername alex i'm going to post something don't panic
alexalbon y/n i'm literally by your side tf are you texting
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yourusername woke up today and choose to be fearless. anyways, eras tour with my biiitch <3333 🤩🤩
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georgerussell63 everybody act surprised now!!
user1 OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
user2 this was sOOO UNEXPECTED LIKE WHAT???
user3 ARE WE GOING CRAZY WHAT IS THIS??
alexalbon OMG WHAAAT
yourusername not you idiot you should comment something cute about me
alexalbon but you're not cute. actually, at all. you're a fucking menace
yourusername minion.
landonorris FINALLY
maxverstappen1 thank god i was getting tired of thirdwheeling
charlesleclerc we all were
yourusername oh shut up go kiss or something
user4 THIS GIRL-
carlossainz55 congrats, mates
yourusername why are you congratulations us like alex is pregnant or something
alexalbon y/n stop
logansargeant you should join us in the podcast the next episode 😊
yourusername OMG YESS I HAVE SO MANY SHIT TO TALK ABOUT ALEX
alexalbon pls don't
yourusername dw babe i won't!! (logan dm and we record it without him)
This photo really fulfills my need for aesthetic shots
This episode (and probably the whole trip) is like the biggest, warmest, lingering hug someone could give you. Not letting go for a long time, until after it's over you're left with a full heart, teary eyes and a sense of unprecedented calmness.
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So no Tokyo for us (as expected). That city really is theirs and theirs ONLY. (I read that ppl saw them with a camera in that ramen shop in Tokyo, so now everyone's thinking of a possible GCF #2 but that would be INSANE)
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Jimin stop ruining the romantic moments JK creates, challenge failed! (he really does live up to the "conceal, don't feel" idea)
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This ritual of Jimin singing Kook's new singles on each trip, is very very cute.
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THE BABIEST OF THEM ALL another bean here⬆️
Did they lowkey have a gentle monster sponsorship? Way to go Jikook 👏🏻👏🏻
I know it's always been Jimin's go to brand for glasses so it feels kinda full circle. He should be some kind of brand ambassador for them.
Oh hello mister 'I can eat yo fingers but not yo potato peel' (I get it tho)
This is the single softest Jikook moment ever!! Period. End of discussion.
Sharing earphones, romantic music, beautiful scenery, calm setting, head on shoulder. - Who says romance is dead? 😭
Not even the background animation can ruin this for me. (ingenious idea nonetheless)
I CANNOT deal with the sweetness of this daughter talk. DO THEY KNOW WE'RE INSANE??
My guy starts talking about a family. The other guy he's gripping tight is already discombobulated, gulping, eyes going left and right lol
Jokes aside he really would be the most gentle, bestest, most caring dad ever 😭 (I promised myself to not get emo during this episode, I'm saving the waterworks for the inevitable last ep.)
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I do remember they (especially Jimin) used to be pretty fluent in japanese so I'm guessing since they haven't done Japan promo since 2021, they forgot a little bit..
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Imagine Jimin in a jazz bar with a 10 year old whiskey in hand, flirting with his bf.. Improv kings!
Happiness looks so good on them.
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I love that from time to time they almost forgot they had a show to shoot. A DAMN JOB to do 😂
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I present you a compilation of Jungkook saying how happy he is, how much he loves it and how good it is, during this episode.
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LOL at them doing the english meme thing. Just two simple guys with ONE BRAINCELL. Looks like one of those random af videos they would watch while learning english.
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Oh yes, we do indeed enjoy y'all gradually getting raggedy and fat 😂😂 He's hilarious, he's on a roll ladies and gents.
Jungkook half wishing they were the same age so they could "twin" even more (I'm sure that would be so convenient for you Jk 👀) as if it's possible for them to be even more on the same wavelength than they already are.
I do feel like in the distant future it would be such a good option for them to transfer and live in Japan cause it does seem like their favourite place in the whole world and the one place they feel themselves the most.
Sapporo in their 40es would be like a little hidden paradise for them to be somewhat free..