#the milk fic

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: Brendon Urie gives Ryan Ross a milk enema. 

Author: Druscilla_Way

Note from submitter: this is not an endorsment of the content or the author. Only submitting this for curiosity as this is a very infamous fic. 

[poraphia]

sometimes i like to think about that every big internet fandom has their own infamous fanfic in which its usually very smutty

i also like to think about how I was also in all of these fandoms

another reminder that fanfic authors are in fact the backbone of the fanbase

[japhan2024]

He's still gonna talk about it

[notorious-fanfic-bracket]

Twist and Shout

Twist and Shout (supernatural) is a destiel fic known for being incredibly popular, tragic, and “I can dig Elvis.” The fic is regarded as an OOC trauma porn with Gay Dean and Cas during the Vietnam war. Cas dies of AIDS.

The Milk Fic

The Milk Fic (Panic! At the Disco ) is often passed around as a shock fic, although it was not written to be one. Brendon Urie gives Ryan Ross a milk enema. The real Brendon Urie has acknowledged knowledge of the fic.

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

The angel on my shoulder: Shipping real people is bad. They could find it and become very uncomfortable. It it highly disrespectful to them and their significant others.

The devil on my shoulder: John Lennon coming back from the dead to fuck Paul McCartney in the ass is the greatest contribution to humanity ever known

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

“alright, stand up. let’s- let’s do this.”

[mikeywayat2005warpedtour]

Ryan was kneeling in the bath tub

[haveyoumetmythief]

Brendon Urie? Oh, you mean that dude from the milk fic?

[nyquilfishtank]

BSD characters as things me and my friends have said, pt2

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Ranpo: technically, in court, you don't have to swear on the Bible, you can swear on any piece of media/literature.

Yosano: im going to swear myself in on the milk fic.

Kunikida: THE milk fic..?

Dazai: your honor i SWEAR it was 6 donuts long!!!

[hellowyn-llewellyn]

I really miss the early days of the animaniacs fandom when the reboot first came out. Being WAY too overdramatic when it came to episode eleven, celebrating everything like Romy Monday and Dark Pinky Thursday, the countless angsty Wakko’s Wish fics, the milk fic, Yax shipping I miss it all

[blooky8]

me casually reading warner siblings angst and thinking "this is the third worst thing to ever happen to these orphans"

[sobskie]

bandom was crazy cause why did i have people in the crankthatfrank youtube comment section telling me to read the milk fic because it was a “comedic ode to ryan ross” during 5th grade

[thnks-for-th-venom]

why do I have friends

me and my bsf were talking about how we should make covers of songs and he suggested in his bathroom. HE THINKS ITS APPROPRIATE FOR ME TO KNEEL IN THE BATHTUB LIKE RYAN ROSS IN THE MILK FIC……like no I don’t want you shoving milk up my ass thank you

man just told me “cmon it would be fun” as I’m typing this someone help me

[yadarwen-the-elf]

Never had I ever thought reading the words "the milk fic" would shake me violently to my core with confusion trying to remember what the milk fic was and the sheer amount of cringe out of remembering

[slimeywetmonsterbitch]

my excursion into gee's twitter ended when i saw he read the milk fic, then i tried to read the milk fic, and then getting embarrassed bc i was imagining him staring at his phone reading this fucking thing