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jakejeffreyperalta · 2 years

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THE girlboss and malewife

#the only straight couple ever #except that jake's definitely bisexual sorry i don't take criticism #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #peraltiago

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daydark4k · 1 year

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my parents

#they are so cute #the only straight couple ever #sneegsnag

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mimir97477906 · 11 months

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dont stare at these for too long . . gootbye..............

+me if i was epic/desired look .. aka john

more under cut

these ARE ALL A FEW MONTHS OLD HMM IDK

they used to be mermaids two years ago for some reason.dont ask theure just fun

#my art #oc #YAYYYY OC POSTING YAYYYYY YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #OCING OC OCC COCC OCING #ourple one is named tao the other one is maurice thats all im gonna say abt them gootbye #the only straight couple ever #IM ISNANE IM GOI NG CRAZY #art #digital art #artists on tumblr #illustration #oc ship #oc art #WHATsapp guys ho w are we doing are we good how is life lately tell me #saxoflamigoc

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nothingtoseeherebyeexx · 5 months

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i periodically enter my tedromeda phase where i can’t stop thinking abt these two idiots like…i love them

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#the way hardcore jily shippers feel abt jily…that’s me w them. i love them sm they’re the only straight couple ever #making me wish i was in a het relationship HELP #the most ancient and noble house of black #(pretentious ass title)#black family #ted tonks #black sisters #andromeda black #andromeda tonks #marauders #marauders era #fanart

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howhow326 · 14 days

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Congratulations Kaos, you officially have the most accurate adaptation of Hera in 2,000 years because she is actually scary.

Edit: This post was lowkey a mistake but also I'm here for it lol

Ok so when I made this I didn't know that the writers made Hera cheat with Poseidon and I agree that is bad/inaccurate/not very demure and mindful.

I stand by my original statement that Hera screwing that one girl was good and yall can fight me on it

#kaos #“but Hera is the goddess of marriage and she cheated on Zeus!”#No Hera fucking that trick was legitimatizing the infidelity by bringing her into the marriage #literally the same way how that straight couple over there that loves your vibe is not cheating by sleeping with you #the ideas behind monogamy are Christian in nature and in ancient greece kings were allowed to have more than one wife #Hera is the goddess of marriage not the goddess of trad wives #anyway #Hera speeding up that girls pregnancy and to get the baby out of her only to then turn her into a bee #was some of the scariest shit Ive ever seen #and that is exactly the way I remember Hera from my childhood #good job kaos writers #hera #greek myth #greek myth adaptation

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whats-this-mustelid · 1 year

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Oh man, I really didn't want to make any comments about anyone not associated with SAF while I've been doing this, but this was such a bizarre comment I couldn't not share it

#if these people had ever worn fur then they would understand why the animals don't mind the cold #my mum has a leather coat with rabbit fur edging around the collar and sleeves #ive worn it a couple times in the middle of winter but had to take it off both times because i was sweating so much #(mind you it only gets to around 4 degrees at the lowest here)#not trying to say everyone needs to wear or like fur. all im saying is that stuff is WARM.#(btw my mums coat was second hand and she got it at a garage sale for $1 like 20 years ago)#look i dont like SAF but if i got comments like they sometimes do i would straight up delete my account

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momokodaisy · 4 months

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Y'all talk a big game about writing enemies to lovers but just know you'll never recreate what they had

#shout out to the first and only couple i ever drew fanart for #also the only straights allowed bc they're so weird #i havent been in the mlp fandom in a while but i was so abnormal about these two as a kid. miss them :(#mlp #mlp meme #my little pony #enemies to lovers #cheesepie

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lily-s-world · 5 months

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With the recent confirmations of Raven and Cupid bisexuality, I think someone should reboot Ever After High and make it as queer as possible. We even have lesbian Apple and Darling already.

#only a straight couple allowed and that will be hunter and ashlynn #ever after high #eah #raven queen #cupid eah #apple white #fairy tales #mattel #bisexuality #lesbian #sapphic series #darling charming

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sciderman · 5 months

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Sometimes i remember a comics moment i randomly came across somewhere, where Sam Wilson mentiones a musical and Steve Rodgers says he doesn't like musicals, to whitch Sam goes "Guess that means you really are straight" and even tho i don't care about Cap America or the Avengers, the moment stuck in me for that quote by Sam. And like....Sci, any ideas if straight men actually don't like musicals or is that bullshit?

actually i think i know more gay men who hate musicals than i know straight men who hate musicals. i've had a drag queen stop me point blank when i was about to sing a barbra streisand song, and i know so many gays who pointedly hate abba. so based on my experience i think the inverse is true. most of the straight men i know are kind of impartial about musicals, but gay men? hate.

my theory is that a lot of gay men don't want to fall into stereotypes, maybe. but thaaaaat's just a theory! a gay theory.

#sci speaks #i'm trying to understand the gays. they are a mystery to me.#i've seen a lot more toxic masculinity coming from gay men than i have from straight men.#i think it makes sense. they have less women in their lives. so they reckon with a lot more masculinity. more dick measuring.#also gay men have some of THE most unhealthy romantic relationships i've ever seen in my life.#this isn't a blanket statement on everyone but just from what i've seen. it's such a strange pattern i've observed.#lesbians? healthy. straights? usually healthy. gay men? universally a tire fire that makes me say “if you hate each other so much ??”#“why are you together??????????”#i have never met a cis gay mlm couple in real life that was healthy. every single one of them made my eyes widen in horror.#i want them to be healthy. please treat each other better.#the number of bitchy bitchy fights i've seen between mlm couples in public that make me so terrified #but i know mlm relationships in general are usually less... affectionate than wlw relationships. even and especially friendships.#just an observation.#i hate to say that there is a definite difference between amab vs afab experiences when it comes to relationship dynamics but.#of course there is. there is. as much as i want to say gender and sex do not matter. it really does.#it makes a difference. it does.#which is kind of why i'm glad i was born in the body i was. when people say “trans means you feel you were born in the wrong body”#im like.. i don't think that's true. i don't think that's true for me.#i wouldn't be me if i wasn't born the way i was. and i want to be me. but i'm a boy. i'm a boy but in the body that i have.#my body is still a boy's body. because i live in here.#sorry this went off on a tangent.#but yeah i know my brain would be different if i was amab. and i don't want all those other issues.#i think the only reason i'm so peaceful and serene is because i'm afab. and afabulous.#i see cis guys and im like.. yeah i don't want what you got.#once again! lucky to be me! i'm lucky. im lucky i have a vargooba. thank fuck for that!#couldve been so much worse off. could've been born with a dick and would be fighting for my life right now.

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iknowwhereyousleepatnight · 1 month

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should i sleep for a hundred million years or purposefully stop sleeping just to see what happens

#i have slept 2 hours and haven’t been able to fall asleep again for like 3 hours and i was really tired and mad abt it but now i am not #tired and not mad abt it so maybe the path i should be taking is to stop sleeping. sleeping a lot gives me little energy and i’ve been #having trouble sleeping anyway so maybe i should use this to my advantage and run my little sleep deprivation experiment that i was #originally planning to do a couple years back but then got sooo eepy sleepy that i didn’t really get far. but maybe that’s bc i wanted to #go 72 hours straight w/o sleep so i could record my response to it. i should be more subtle i think. maybe only a few hours a night #and more 30 hour waking periods. do not listen to a single thing i say ever i’m an unreliable narrator btw. i think i could trigger smth #fun to happen i:m a good age for sleep deprivation to do something fun and interesting to me and i want to play god #but i’d get kinda sad being awake all the time bc sleeping is like my number one coping mechanism. then again the pain of losing #that on top of the physical and mental consequences of sleep deprivation would be like so cool. it would pain me so much #but i find that compelling. do not listen to a single word i say i will realize this is dumb later but rn i do kinda want to think abt #running my little experiments and trying to ruin myself further. i’m such a good thing to think abt experimenting on bc i’m so affected #by things i just wish i had more force of will Does anyone want to kidnap me and keep me awake for 72 hours (i’m thinking electrocution #will be involved) and keep notes i fear i’d give up and i wouldn’t keep good enough track of things which would be so sad #obvi it would be unethical but i’m cool w that. i would also want it all on camera for review purposes. hmm i’m digging this idea. 72 hours #is not very long and i doubt there would be lasting consequences so it seems like a good idea. however i’d want to do this when i have #things to keep me busy and restricted access to places to sleep. okay i must think on this further pay no mind to what i say unless u have #suggestions like how to keep yourself from giving in bc i always have difficulty w that one

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seonghwasblr · 1 month

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SVT coming to Europe for the first time ever in 9 years (not counting Gastonbury, cause that was sold out a year before they were announced, so carats didn't get a chance to go) and it's not even going to be ot13 should be a crime.. AND IT'S BECAUSE OF A SCHEDULE?!

#maja talks #i'm so upset for real #like i'm happy for jun and all but really?#you announced lollapalooza long ago and now suddenly he's got something else?#i'm not even going but got fuck you hybe i hate you so so so much #i will never not be angry about hybe ruining my chances to see svt live #like fuck you so much #(but maja covid was the reason for the 2020 cancelations yeah but hybe is the reason they never got rescheduled!!!)#i saw one of my mutuals from like 2015 make a post a couple of years ago about how she got to see svt as 13 four times in one year #and here i am as a european being shit on for 9 years straight #i hate it here so much and i'm so upset and i probably shouldn't be this upset but i am #fuck hybe and fuck bang shihyuk and fuck everyone that made that fuckass company so powerful #i hate it so much #i knew they were never going to take coming to europe seriously after joining that fuckass company #and yet i can't help but be so damn disappointed #it's been 9 years...#i remember where i was when the 2020 europe dates were announced #i was sitting in a train and i was so happy i was shaking so hard #i got a ticket with a great seat for the Berlin concert and i was so happy #i've never been so excited and happy #and then covid happened and everything got cancelled and they never even addressed it #they only ever said “we were sad the tour ended earlier than expected” in their yt documentary and that was the only mention of it #then the japan dome tour had to be pushed forward (not even really cancelled if i remember correctly) and they made wholeass apology videos #saying how sad they were and blah blah blah still no mention of europe at all #then like the day after europe got cancelled they uploaded a video of hoshi dancing with fans at one of the us stops #and it really just felt like they stepped on my heart and threw it in a trashcan lol #then they joined hybe and hybe got obsessed with dynamic pricing and ruined everything #ruined all chance of us seeing them as ot13 #(maybe they'll finally acknowledge us for real when they get back from enlistment in maybe 6 years but who knows)#i for real shouldn't be this affected

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jelestes · 21 days

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i remember, as a kid, thinking that the only straight couple that deserved rights was gomez and morticia addams — specifically angelica huston’s and raul julia’s morticia and gomez — and 21 year old me still agrees with kid me.

#the only straight couple to ever exist actually #morticia and gomez #morticia addams #gomez addams #i just rewatched the addams family #morticia addams was my gay awakening btw #i love them #my parents fr

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shikai-the-storyteller · 5 months

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I'm rewatching Spreen's Egg event day VOD and taking notes because, as is the case with Fit and his original thoughts about the Eggs and Ramon, a lot of people don't do a Great Job depicting him in fanwork (q!Spreen was kind of a dick, he wasn't straight up Evil like some people make him out to be) but o o f... There are some things he says that are such gut-punches.

When Spreen talks to Vegetta and Foolish and finds out they don't have an Egg (they hadn't received Leo yet) Spreen turns to Ramon and says (approximately): "Well Ramon, I can tell that you're a lucky guy. There are people who could not be born, and you are here with us today."

#i talk #qsmp talk #and then Foolish calls Ramon stupid and Spreen says he'll make sure Ramon doesn't hang out with people like him #anyways #I'm not even a Spreen fan or anything but seeing people misrepresent him riles me up #this is specifically in relation to his interactions with Fit and Ramon #like guys please you don't need to make Spreen straight up Evil to advance the Fit/Pac agenda I PROMISE you don't need to do that #I also don't understand the Spreen / Fit thing. They were not a couple. also q!Spreen is the most aroace man I have ever seen #but that's another story #It's a shame he didn't stay with the project but I 100% understand why #When people analyze the Roier and Spreen lore I feel like people do a great job #but tbf I think that's because they actually watched Spreen and Roier's POVs #while most people writing about Spreen (in relation to Fit and Ramon) only watched Fit's POVs #idk it just drives me up the wall when people make a character super ooc #just for the sake of making a ship look better #like y'all I promise Fit/Pac doesn't need the help. I love them and they do not need you to do another character dirty lmao

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minyooon3012 · 3 months

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Okay but like I shipped chenford since day 1 I am not giving up on them

#chenford #the rookie #john nolan #lucy chen #tim bradford #angela lopez #nyla harper #bailey nune #celina juarez #aaron thorsen #wesley evers #did I say I loved this ship #cause I do #I really do #probably the only straight couple I care about #fictional couples #tv series

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saamaton · 3 months

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charles posting this on his instagram story,,, they're so sweet i can't do this

#romance isn't dead #only straight couple ever #charles leclerc #alexandra saint mleux #leo leclerc #formula 1 #l

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cometblaster2070 · 2 years

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ashlynn ella and hunter huntsman are literally the token straight couple in eah, cause there’s no way any one else is straight

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