#the polycule from hell

[sarcki]

Bill: heeyyyyyy fordsy!

Ford: yes my muse

Bill: right so quick question! Can I perhaps ….use your mortal vessel to seek carnal human pleasure?

Ford: …sure? …just be safe with it, I guess?

Bill: great! HEY FIDDS HE SAID YES!

ford: wait WHAT?!

[minsu-the-cowardly-human]

The Polycule from hell

Orginally, this was mostly meant as a joke since idk I would brand the three of them as being the same brand of freak /pos but the more I thought about it the cuter it kinda is...but I still kept the original title because I thought it was funny lol

Ref below the cut!

[hamkittens]

i would like to propose my own threesome from hell

pov you downloaded way too many cursed dating sims and now they're co-mingling and getting along. (they're going to skin you)

My beautiful OT3

Threesome from hell :)

[lyxthen]

Gravity Falls is about old men with personality disorders

[probablynottola]

Louis looks the hottest when evil and channelling the mean spirit of his hater mother via his smirk OR when covered in blood, sweat and dirt

Lestat looks the hottest when wet and pathetic holding a wooden plank with stinky clothes OR when in full drag / stage make up

Armand looks the hottest when bitching about something, in his element, moisturized, relaxed, etc ("disregard" moment) OR when absolutely feral, messy hair, twitching eyes

Daniel looks the hottest when shaking like a leaf but still managing to pepper some coke on his gum OR when utterly humiliated by Louis' proposal to have sex while Armand is out for lunch

[spectra-phantasma]

I’ve been thoroughly enjoying MGSV so have some silly little study drawings

[weekdaysend]

My SentOpLita 1AM relationship chart I did not think I'd be psycho-analyzing this dynamic as much as I thought I would..

[pensymbols]

ah yes the brook/franky/robin/jimbei polycule also known as the babysitters also known as monkey d luffys biggest enablers

[sarcki]

Fidds: hey Ford, is bill around by any chance?

Ford: why? I thought you two hated each other?

Fidd: well….

*cut to fiddle and bill (in fords body) hate making out the night before*

Fidds: …we’ve grown accustomed

[a-man-in-the-crowd]

50s au disaster montrada with a side of polycule from hell

song: hot dog! that made him mad by wanda jackson

[YAPPING BELOW]

so y'all seemed to like lavender marriages so here's some elaboration on everyone's favourite distaster 'straights': montrada!

they're married. maybe ada still had a thing with tamerlane, but monty played knight in shining armour and saved her from that nightmare by giving her another one. how kind of him.

monty's very very not interested in ada, if he has romantic interest in women at all (still toying around with a few ideas). he has... something? with will? something vaguely not straight but it's undefined. situationship, basically. monty cannot for the life of him figure out what it is he wants, and will's been suffering from that probably since they were teenagers (yes, childhood friends willtresor. they weren't really 'friends' until hs but i imagine they grew up in the same town).

i'm still unsure on what EXACTLY i want to do with ada. after a bit of thinking i'm probably not going to give her a romance but i want her to start exploring her platonic relationships more. especially with morella, annabel, and prospero. ada definitely had that 'girls and boys can't just be friends' thing ingrained in her, so it'd be fun to see her realize she really doesn't want anything more with prospero. being friends with morella could help her self-esteem and self-respect tons. properly befriending annabel, maybe finding out she's gay, could be an interesting awakening. same for finding out prospero's aro. possibilities possibilitiesss.

idk how many of y'all have watched challengers but i imagine the relationship is sorta similar: married couple, the husband's weird vaguely gay Thing who also is occasionally with the wife (queerplatonic willada fwb willada. willada—)

though that DOES imply willada are exes.

...wait.

[rookinthecrownest]

Hear me out ….

Val De Riva and Illario Dellamorte

[ryoshudoodles]

84° Day of waiting for Canto 9

[scarefox]

I need Change2561 to introduce the poly or multiple shipping culture to the crowd asap. I know they let their actors be all flirty and touchy with each other all over the place in their own social media content. But please make it even more official before the angry mob riles each other up some more...

At least they didn't forbid SpyNut and PopTopten to be seen together. And they gave PopTopten a small moment in a series. They even plan to do some kind of harem series with Nut, Ping, Pop and Lee (where all of them are into Nuts character)

idk but Change2561 does seem like they are open for that. They just need to make it more obvious for the "can only ever act with 1 acting partner in a ship" crowd.

As some of the actors said "ship who you want but respect the actors work" ... and that includes when they switch acting partners sometimes, if you like it or not.

[reaperlight]

[Murder fam au--an adjustment period...]

Eddie: Hey, it's your turn to wash the dishes.

Carnage: WE'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD!

Eddie: 'Kay, but before that wash the dishes. Also use soap this time.

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

Tomie with Astarion:

Tomie with Durge: