#polycule from hell

[lyxthen]

Gravity Falls is about old men with personality disorders

[probablynottola]

Louis looks the hottest when evil and channelling the mean spirit of his hater mother via his smirk OR when covered in blood, sweat and dirt

Lestat looks the hottest when wet and pathetic holding a wooden plank with stinky clothes OR when in full drag / stage make up

Armand looks the hottest when bitching about something, in his element, moisturized, relaxed, etc ("disregard" moment) OR when absolutely feral, messy hair, twitching eyes

Daniel looks the hottest when shaking like a leaf but still managing to pepper some coke on his gum OR when utterly humiliated by Louis' proposal to have sex while Armand is out for lunch

[a-man-in-the-crowd]

50s au disaster montrada with a side of polycule from hell

song: hot dog! that made him mad by wanda jackson

[YAPPING BELOW]

so y'all seemed to like lavender marriages so here's some elaboration on everyone's favourite distaster 'straights': montrada!

they're married. maybe ada still had a thing with tamerlane, but monty played knight in shining armour and saved her from that nightmare by giving her another one. how kind of him.

monty's very very not interested in ada, if he has romantic interest in women at all (still toying around with a few ideas). he has... something? with will? something vaguely not straight but it's undefined. situationship, basically. monty cannot for the life of him figure out what it is he wants, and will's been suffering from that probably since they were teenagers (yes, childhood friends willtresor. they weren't really 'friends' until hs but i imagine they grew up in the same town).

i'm still unsure on what EXACTLY i want to do with ada. after a bit of thinking i'm probably not going to give her a romance but i want her to start exploring her platonic relationships more. especially with morella, annabel, and prospero. ada definitely had that 'girls and boys can't just be friends' thing ingrained in her, so it'd be fun to see her realize she really doesn't want anything more with prospero. being friends with morella could help her self-esteem and self-respect tons. properly befriending annabel, maybe finding out she's gay, could be an interesting awakening. same for finding out prospero's aro. possibilities possibilitiesss.

idk how many of y'all have watched challengers but i imagine the relationship is sorta similar: married couple, the husband's weird vaguely gay Thing who also is occasionally with the wife (queerplatonic willada fwb willada. willada—)

though that DOES imply willada are exes.

...wait.

[notfeelingthyaster]

self publicizing my own fanfic because i fear loumandstat not popular, but i shall persevere

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58295890

[colourfulshadows]

Two good boys and one brat - 350-word drabble Rating: Mature (no smut, except some kissing) Pairing: Louis/Lestat/Armand/Daniel (<3) @vampirefest Kinktober prompt: Day 20 (Praise Kink)

[rutadales]

OUGH FUCK cdream and foolish helped build their own cages dream designed the prison he knew every mechanic he drew those blue prints and foolish built and designed so much and worked so hard for a man that had him murdered. Sam and Quackity are so intrinsically involved in the worst time of both dream and Foolish's lives. something something quackity trains the dogs and sam builds the kennels

[loveisthedevil1998]

what is the burroughs/ginsberg lore?? in the movie it seems as though joe might have unrequited feelings for lee, was that the same in real life?

they had an on and off situationship that lasted a while. all the beats kinda had it honestly like their link ups were crazy they would put any current polyamory situation in bushwick to shame. in real life bill was more into allen than allen was ever on bill because allen was REALLY into kerouac (who was a LOT into cassady). they did hook up for a while but nothing like deep. the funniest thing in all of this is honestly just how much allen HATED marker lmfao (despite marker even lending him money).

[15hopes]

lore drop bc my life is insane rn!!

james if u see this keep it to ur SELF.

genuinely what am i supposed to do. my best friend hates my boyfriend and they used to be best friends and she got us together in the first place but she keeps telling me no one will ever love me or understand me the way she does and that he isn’t my intellectual equal like she is. she keeps asking me in public if i would choose her over him and calling me babe. she also has a boyfriend (he is controlling and a trumpie and she swears she’s happy but i think she just likes it when men are obsessed with her. and, like, valid. but I DONT SEND HER ESSAYS ABOUT HER BOYFRIENDS FLAWS AND HOW I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO WILL EVER LOVE HER CORRECTLY)

i get her being concerned because i have a history of abusive relationships and denying that im in them, but im genuinely not being mistreated in any way.

we’ve always had a very close relationship; we cuddle a lot and kiss on the cheek and forehead and various other nonsexual places, but she’s never been so brazen. like there’s unmistakable attraction that’s always been acknowledged between us but we are and have always been dating OTHER PEOPLE so it’s more just like yeah you’re insanely hot and also a beautiful wonderful person who deserves the entire world and more but like we’re not gonna do anything about it. we’re probably married in every other lifetime, but not this one!! she’s my best friend in the world and i value her so much and i don’t want to hurt her but i also do not want to leave my boyfriend, at all??? i adore him??? he is my safe place and i love him to death and im NOT leaving him

idfk i know i need to set boundaries but im actually allergic to them. also just trying to wrap my head around the whole “she might genuinely be in love with me” thing. also ik she doesn’t sound the best in this story but she is truly the most kind, genuine, and mature person i know and i would give my life for her in a heartbeat. this is truly an anomaly for her. that’s all hope u enjoyed the read i’m so fucking stressed out rn

[sarcki]

Bill: heeyyyyyy fordsy!

Ford: yes my muse

Bill: right so quick question! Can I perhaps ….use your mortal vessel to seek carnal human pleasure?

Ford: …sure? …just be safe with it, I guess?

Bill: great! HEY FIDDS HE SAID YES!

ford: wait WHAT?!

[lyxthen-reblogs]

I was like "Is that Lana Skye" and she was

ok so something has been happening on twitter thought you all here would enjoy it. angel cipher (human) design by nico

[a-man-in-the-crowd]

just ada and monty and monty and ada just them and monty's friend will

[minsu-the-cowardly-human]

The Polycule from hell

Orginally, this was mostly meant as a joke since idk I would brand the three of them as being the same brand of freak /pos but the more I thought about it the cuter it kinda is...but I still kept the original title because I thought it was funny lol

Ref below the cut!

[spectra-phantasma]

I’ve been thoroughly enjoying MGSV so have some silly little study drawings

[weekdaysend]

My SentOpLita 1AM relationship chart I did not think I'd be psycho-analyzing this dynamic as much as I thought I would..

[pensymbols]

ah yes the brook/franky/robin/jimbei polycule also known as the babysitters also known as monkey d luffys biggest enablers