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#the power of the long hair
flannelepicurean · 2 years
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New headcanon:
Goku's hair doesn't get all downward-soggy in the shower, it just gets kinda like...a slightly-more-floppy version of the nonsense he has goin' on.
Vegeta, on the other hand, comes outta there lookin' like a goddamn water nymph. I'm talkin' ✨TRESSES.✨ I'm talkin' "shampoo commercials wish they could capture this look."
The first time they're in a situation where Vegeta steps outta the shower like, "OK ur turn," and goes grumping away to grump somewhere else, Goku's brain does a record scratch, and then the gears lock up, and then it just explodes like somebody shot a rocket launcher at a fireworks factory.
The fireworks burst into the sky to spell out, in glimmering radiance, "I WANNA FUCK THAT DUDE."
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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konaiiro · 7 months
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Short hair/long hair Andreil sketch where Andrew is raising those percentages so fast.
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clockworkclownart · 1 month
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Day 6 - Immortal AU - #DannyMay2024
so i was thinking, "who else becomes an immortal space themed monarch?" ~ if your immediate thought was "sailor moon", you are so right, i realy admire that about you 💚
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galoogamelady · 3 months
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found buttons in gmod but with blue hair and a sick new fit
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feat. @jimmy-exodus
GTA Buttons had a blue hair episode once!
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nameddame · 2 years
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Tolkien in the 30s: the elves have beautiful long hair regardless of gender even tho a man having long hair in the 30s would be seen as an egregious sign of gender noncomformity at best
Amazon rn: boy elves have short hair girl elves have long hair because this adaptation is about girlboss galadriel
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チェンソーマン by Mika Pikazo
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revelisms · 10 months
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These two don't do well in rain 🐀
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themancorialist · 5 months
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Hilton Street, Manchester.
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http-byler · 1 year
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☆ retribution ☆
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izel-scribbles · 27 days
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@dorian-is-dead your fuckimg fic dragged me kicking and screaming back into tmc
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hannahvardit · 1 year
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so luxurious
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guardian-of-da-gay · 11 months
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simpler times
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xiaohuayaos · 5 months
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Dongfang Qingcang being like Little flower demon, didn't you used to speak quite arrogantly to me? and she's just like Ah! I didn't know back then, I wont do it anymore!! only for him to be like 👉👈 can you still treat me like that 👉👈 Okay.... I see you....
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shitpostingkats · 3 months
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What if I told you. He. Was trans.
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🗣️Power also dresses fashionably by Waligner
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