New headcanon:
Goku's hair doesn't get all downward-soggy in the shower, it just gets kinda like...a slightly-more-floppy version of the nonsense he has goin' on.
Vegeta, on the other hand, comes outta there lookin' like a goddamn water nymph. I'm talkin' ✨TRESSES.✨ I'm talkin' "shampoo commercials wish they could capture this look."
The first time they're in a situation where Vegeta steps outta the shower like, "OK ur turn," and goes grumping away to grump somewhere else, Goku's brain does a record scratch, and then the gears lock up, and then it just explodes like somebody shot a rocket launcher at a fireworks factory.
The fireworks burst into the sky to spell out, in glimmering radiance, "I WANNA FUCK THAT DUDE."
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Short hair/long hair Andreil sketch where Andrew is raising those percentages so fast.
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found buttons in gmod but with blue hair and a sick new fit
feat. @jimmy-exodus
GTA Buttons had a blue hair episode once!
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Tolkien in the 30s: the elves have beautiful long hair regardless of gender even tho a man having long hair in the 30s would be seen as an egregious sign of gender noncomformity at best
Amazon rn: boy elves have short hair girl elves have long hair because this adaptation is about girlboss galadriel
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Dongfang Qingcang being like Little flower demon, didn't you used to speak quite arrogantly to me? and she's just like Ah! I didn't know back then, I wont do it anymore!! only for him to be like 👉👈 can you still treat me like that 👉👈 Okay.... I see you....
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🗣️Power also dresses fashionably by Waligner
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