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[commissionsdarian]

"Temporal Overtime Limitation Decree": This law stipulates that employees cannot exceed a certain number of hours while conducting time-travel missions to prevent temporal fatigue and potential disruptions. However, a clever loophole allows the commission to employ "time dilation devices," artificially stretching mission durations, while technically keeping employees within the defined limits.

Haha yeah. This one.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory asks Michael an important FNAF lore question..

[natasha-in-space]

This new cg has me in a chokehold, so have some cute profile pics I made for me and my friends! I love them your honor 😭💕

Edit since I've gotten a few questions on this: these are free to use wherever you like!! Credit would be nice, but not mandatory <3

[starridge]

Do you have. An independent/clearer version of that faint drawing of Ford making out with triangle Bill that’s in the background of that one image? For reasons of it made me laugh the hardest I’ve laughed in a while and I would love to appreciate it’s full high-def glory. If such a thing exists.

i had to wait til i got home from vacation but yeah here you go its really bad like,, emotionally.

[arttuff]

thank you to TNBatmanFan on twitter for donating to the DC Gotcha for Gaza fundraiser event!! This prompt was for jason giving his big bro a noogie :p

find out more on the DC Gotcha For Gaza fundraiser here: dcforgaza.carrd.co

[yuutaguro]

“he’s my sweet potato”

“i yam” 🍠

[leal-hound]

in another life i found you sooner

[majorleagueupdates]

should've made a post a couple days ago when it happened but willie mays was a legend, and he'll be missed greatly by the baseball community worldwide. especially sad he won't get to see the rickwood game today. his legacy is unbelievable and forever woven into the tapestry of the sport, and as a third gen giants fan i'll miss his presence deeply. rip to the say hey kid, a true king of baseball 🧡⚾️🖤

[ugh-my-back]

Same, girl, same :/

[theodysseyofhomer]

re: odysseus + sex with goddesses, with the advent of epic the musical i've seen more, like, diversity of opinion (comparative to the wider internet and also my real life conversations) but not actually more nuance. which is the main thing i was begging for, but don't let the monkey's paw hit you on the way out i guess

it's just. a damned shame. went from "odysseus sleeps with every woman who throws herself at him"/"i would pay real money to have odysseus' sex life" to "odysseus would NEVER willingly have extramarital sex and in fact are we sure he had sex at all? everything he does is always for penelope all the time" ok. i mean. ok. that's not better.

[randomlyfallen]

My favorite magma drawings with friends <3

[dumbpilots]

bradley's been looking forward to this dinner reservation forever. it took four months to get his name on the list and it was only because he knew a guy who knew a guy. so when natasha calls him 30 minutes before their reservation to say she can't come (impeccable timing, really), bradley's not only disappointed, he's pissed.

"nat there's a $200 hold on my credit card that they're going to charge if i cancel this late!"

"i'm sorry bro. there's no way i can get there in time. anyone else you can take? or put on your big boy pants and eat dinner by yourself."

"they'll still charge me $100 for one person cancelling, nat. you better venmo me for this." he hangs up on her.

---

and that's how bradley finds himself loitering outside the restaurant, scoping out unsuspecting passerbys, looking for his mark.

he asks a total of four people (#1 "dude, no?", #2 completely ignored, #3 "sorry, not interested", #4 "ew, creep") before he starts to get hopeless. the reservation has already started and he only has a 10 minute window before he's out $200. just as he's about to call it a loss and head inside to the restaurant, he locks eyes with him. well, here's goes nothing.

"excuse me! i'm so sorry to bother you, but i have quite an insane ask."

"oh yeah? shoot." his eyes are sparkling. don't ruin this, bradshaw.

"well, i made reservations with a friend to this restaurant here." he points behind him. "but she just cancelled on me. they're going to charge me $100 if i go in alone, or $200 in about... seven minutes if i don't go in at all."

"ahh... sounds like quite the predicament." bradley can feel his eyes on him.

"soo.. what do you say? fifteen, twenty minutes tops of your time and a drink on me?"

"you got yourself a date. i'm jake." he quirks a smile and extends his hand.

"bradley." he has a good feeling about this.

---

one drink turns into three, the food tastes like paper for all he knows. he's too busy concentrating on the new language that is jake seresin.

(bradley's pockets are much lighter when they leave, but they burn with the weight of jake's phone number)

[daily-mc-block]

Deny

[reliccipher]

I can't get The Book of Bill atm and i can only feed off of your scraps, Tumblr

Is this accurate

[whereismyhat5678]

What would happen if Peppino was the Night guard in the FNAF Movie??? I MUST KNOW!!!!

???Fazbear Tower???🐻🐰🐔🦊

WAWAWAWAWAWA MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE DRAWING CONCEPTS!!!!!!!!???????

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This is one of my favorites that I did for this ask- XD

Okay okay- I did some doodles to get used to his design:

And I’m gonna be honest the only animatronic he interacted with was Freddy since I physically could not draw the other three 🥲 (I’m sorry for that btw, I’m just really tired. I hope you don’t mind 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️)

This was pretty fun ngl- Other than the fact I just drew Freddy-….I hope you like them anyways I think the idea, it’s very funny to think about 😂

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]