#the scene that launched a thousand headcanons

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@giftober 2023 | Day 2: coffee/tea

Good Girls 1x08 'Shutdown'

[wordstome]

For the character ask game! ❤️

2. and 3. (Favourite and least favourite canon thing about König)

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

9. Could you be roommates with this character 🤪?

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

25. What was your frst impression of this character? How about now?

2. My favorite canon thing about König His enormous co— Considering there's so little canon content of him, every little detail about him has become an integral part of his characterization, so it's hard to pick a favorite. But if I had to, it's probably his sheer anonymity: the other operators, even the fully masked ones, have a full name. König is just the German word for king. Girl...who the fuck is this guy??? Combined with the sparsity of his bio, his whole vibe is incredibly mysterious. You could launch a thousand headcanons on him and they check out. He's just a fun character to come up with ideas for.

3. Least favorite canon thing about König His voice actor...look, I want to make it very clear I respect Jim Boeven's work. He's great at his job and his work as König is both well done and provided a lot of sorely needed insight into his personality. I don't even dislike his voice itself: a lot of people on tiktok (children) don't like his voice because they think the accent is goofy or they're disappointed it's not Corpse Husband-deep. I think his voice is really sexy and has so much personality. But man...I wish his voice actor was a better person. Or at least stayed off the internet. (This doesn't bother me as much as it bothers other people, though. I just forget Boeven exists most of the time)

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in? Oooooh, delicious idea. I've actually played with the idea of putting him in different aus/intellectual properties, everything from Star Trek to ACOTAR-style high fantasy. But the answer is very obviously A Song Of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones). I mean.........come on. Come on. He's like if the Mountain oozed sex appeal (Sorry to Gregor Clegane fuckers) and was slightly less awful (at least König works to take down human trafficking cells). There's this scene in the first book at Daenerys's wedding to Khal Drogo where part of the celebration is that there are dancers and Khal Drogo's men just grab them and fuck them right then and there. It's clearly meant to be shocking and not a turn-on, but the way it was described was literally all I could think about while reading Fatum. Good God.

9. Could you be roommates with this character 🤪? Yes and we would have the nastiest se— Look, I'll be honest with you. In real life, I would stay a million miles away from this man. I would never even have the chance to cross paths with him. But if we just happened to become roommates? ...yeah, actually. As a military man he probably keeps his spaces tidy as a habit, and he'd be gone most of the time on deployment while still paying his share of the rent. He also likely keeps to himself and wouldn't be bringing around friends to disturb me (my poor guy). I'm not conceited enough to think that I'm so gorgeous and sexy that he would be too intimidated to talk to me, but I do think he would avoid interacting with me in general, which ideal in a roommate for me. In exchange, I pretend not to notice my underwear going missing or that I don't hear him say my name while he jerks off! Win-win.

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character. I need to go find these posts and add them to the Königcore bible, but there's this one post with accompanying art that's basically like "kpop boy airport fashion Horangi x dad on a fishing trip König" with a picture of König in these waders and it's so cute. Also that one post about several COD characters' fashion senses, where König's mostly consists of jackets and sweatpants. I love both of those aesthetics! My favorite outfit to imagine him in, of course, is a black compression shirt and gray sweatpants with no boxers...

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now? First impression: the hood is both creepy and corny as hell Now: *slams down an essay-length diatribe on him as a character* how much time do you have to hear about my insane boyfriend

[crymeariveronceagain]

in this household we ignore canon as much as we want to and whenever we want to.

my headcanons on Ro's appearance:

Long ombre hair. Goes from purple at the roots to magenta to light pink.

She wears it down, but always has a scrunchie around her wrist(not pictured). Whenever she goes into battle, there's a cool scene where she pulls her hair back with her glittery scrunchie and then launches into the fray.

Insanely tall. Like, at least two feet taller than Keefe. A foot taller then Cassius. Taller than Grady. So tall. Ogres just be built that way.

Leather armor. Could not give less of an actual darn what any of the vegans that hire her thinks. It's a lot more comfortable for day to day wear than metal. And she can do whatever the heck she wants. No one's gonna argue with the sword.

She's not super ripped. Like, she's buff. She's muscled, but its a lean sort of muscled. She doesn't have or want body-builder muscles, because she knows that slows you tf down. She's just buff like someone who trains a ton but isn't focused on building muscle mass, and is instead focused on fighting, agility, and all that stuff.

Her nails are filed into claws. That is all.

Wears pants. Like a sane person.

Huge teeth. She could(and has before) rip somebody's throat out with them if she wanted to go feral.

Is covered in weapons. A million pockets in the pants, a million pockets in the shift underneath her armor, a thousand spots in the armor, it's imperative that she have a lot of places to store weapons. And she does.

Wears practical stuff. Also boots. Because contrary to popular belief ogres actually do have nerves in their feet. And it's never fun to step on an arrow in the middle of a battle.

[raisinchallah]

vriska ^_^

First impression

well u chose violence today i see :3 interesting i recall liking her and finding her fun but oh my god it was 10 years ago i read it i feel like i cant actually remember a strength of emotion or anything on that first read i think i was simply overwhelmed by the onslaught of new characters

Impression now

iconic untouchable insane girl fail girl pathetic sad terrible launched a thousand discourses

Favorite moment

is it mean to say when she got stabbed by terezi was iconic and rearranged my youthful brain cells?

Idea for a story

terezi and vriska watch naruto (with running commentary)

Unpopular opinion

i mean this is just a loaded question to ask about vriska i think every possible opinion a person could have about vriska is probably unpopular like you could just create a computer that generates new baffling vriska takes like the entire spectrum in an attempt to study and construct the entire world of vriska opinionology but it would not get at the full breadth of vriska opinions created by humans on our little internet and also everything it would spit out would be unpopular

but heres my take you really have to thread the needle with like levels of patheticness and like terribleness i think people either assume shes extremely evil the worst ever or like oh shes my pathetic little self insert character because ur also an insane lesbian or something and i dont think anyone understands her essence or the correct level of modulation on their vriska takes in the vriska discourse but also again this is both a universal vriska opinion and also one that everyone in the world hates so you know

Favorite relationship

i mean what else could a person say except again the original brain damage itself the cause of everything wrong with me etc vriska and terezi i just think its fun how they are like tormented by like the standards of troll society and both view themselves as the fuck up and the other as the one succeeding but also like hate the other for this and like have been driven apart but nobody understands them better than each other and like how they then play insane murder games with little human boys as their puppets like their insane ethical conundrums that terezi has to view vriska as a bad person to be able to kill her and also to be able to feel like she herself is not a bad person despite participating in most of vriskas shit and that you know terezi literally reset the universe to get to see her again after living for three years with the guilt of killing her you know normal stuff

Favorite headcanon

shes a scene girl thats why her hair looks like that

[fauslayer]

Skirting the obvious, let's do Slayer!

YEAAAAAAAAH WOOOOOO

– Overall opinion of them

thats mr. sex.

jokes aside im kind of softly obsessed with him. "very strange ancient/otherworldly guy who loves humanity and exciting things" is sort of a villain trope, right? or at least like. a guy who is 99% of the time an asshole. so i think its wonderful how slayer is literally just kind of a guy who is sometimes a dick but is usually just like ah yes i love the shuffleboard! train to fight!

– Gender/sexuality headcanons

is perhaps THE featherless bisexual. he just sort of loves. his ife the most, of course!

to me sharon and slayer are sort of in a poly thing but sharon is like honey im not really comfortable with you getting with other women if that makes sense. men are ok. and slayers like yes of course my swag wife. so all of his extramarital stuff is with men. (and all of sharons is with women because she was like ill do an honor system thing and also nobody is as handsome as my husband).

he and gabriel used to have a thing.

– Favorite moment in canon

THE BEDMAN FIGHT. THE WHOLE FUCKING THING. they spent ALL the budget on that scene and i dont CARE that they did its SOOO FUCKING COOL HE LAUNCHES HIS SEVERED ARM AT BEDMAN and he has that COOL SMILE hes SO AWESOME

i also like whenever he and faust talk because huehu

– Favorite moment in a fanwork

i dont know if tumblr is a website that will crack down on me for the things i want to mention here but just know that i find faust and slayers relationship very interesting, as well as slayers interaction with and control over his general environment as a whole.

"you wouldnt happen to be single, would you?" doubles as an answer for the next question, as well, so of course im mentioning day 19 - decapitation! there is also "got my husband to try sleepytime tea with me and he immediately started trying to kill himself" (very tender despite my descriptor of it).

for a good time, meet me in the (bbq) pit is good silly fun, alongside the not-slayer-centric but still Masterclass fic: The Illyrian Bake-Off. both are tinged with your daily dose of fauslayer, of course >.3

– Favorite line, in canon or otherwise

i have the chance to say many things here. but is there a non-insane explanation for his xrd winquote against faust being "Early afternoon / I wait for the sun to set / And for my breakfast."

to be fair slayer IS like full-tilt insane against half the cast ("I wonder if we might find a few thousand vacant square kilometres nearby… I would very much like a TRUE contest of strength between us." to sol, for example) but like. my god. im smitten or whatever every word that comes out of his mouth is batshit.

– Characters I love seeing them interact with

hmmm no i cant really think of anyone. nobody really uhhh. jumps out to me, internet user fauslayer, whatsoever. apologies, my friend.

jokes (and faust) aside, while im not gonna say i ""like"" it all the time when hes talking to the other assassins (king youve GOTTA stop being rude to venom; its not his fault he was molded by what became of the guild after you left it lol.), its at least always interesting. the same for when hes talking to other "higher-ups", so to speak. i would LOVE to see more of him and leo talking! no reason.

also gabriel because those motherfuckers are Divorced. on mild terms.

– Last thing before sleeping headcanons

hes got silken jammies. hes brushing his teeth. hes eating delicately a few hours beforehand. the whole shebang.

– Sleeping habits headcanons

hes snuggling with his wife like fucking crazy they have the perfect cuddling position DOWN after like 1000 years.

– First thing after waking up headcanons

"first i wake my wife.

then i drink my wife."

...and then he has formal breakfast and does weird rich guy stuff or something.

– Favorite locations headcanon

guy who seems like he would love the IDEA of the beach, at the very least. dont know how hed feel about sand, but the idea of a location that is always moving, hasnt been fully discovered, and preserves so much of the past whilst promising so much of the future seems like a huge slayer thing. also lots of skin there.

[valarhalla]

The Muppets Iliad and Odyssey Headcanons:

Statler and Waldorf are the muses. ("Trojan War? It's been ten years, this is more like the Trojan Bore, Oh Hoh Hoh!")

Animal is Achilles, and he sounds like this. Patroclus is our one human.

Camila the Chicken is Briseis.

Cassandra is Beaker in a wig. Apollo is Doctor Bunsen Honeydew, who cursed him in a failed lab experiment.

Well obviously, Miss Piggy is Helen, because there’s no way Miss Piggy would let anyone ELSE play the face that launched a thousand ships.

This leaves open the extremely bizarre question of whether Kermit the Frog is Paris or Menelaus. The answer is neither; Miss Piggy plays them both in addition to Helen, using fake moustaches, or one of those scenes where someone wears a split-in-half-costume and chases themself by going behind a screen and changing direction. Yes, the duel between Paris and Menelaus over Helen is amazing.

Kermit is Odysseus, and the other Achaeans including Nestor, Ajax, and Diomedes are played by the various members of Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. 

King Priam is Sam the Eagle. Rowlf the Dog is Hektor. Rizzo the Rat is Aeneas, since he’s the closest Muppet to being stereotypically Italian.

Several of the gods are played by Gonzo, and in the time-honoured comedic tradition of “the Muppets depicting explosions by just yeeting the muppet”, whenever he Goes Down to Troy, Zeus just yeets/drops him like five stories down onto the Troy set.

This is also how Animal/Achilles dragging Hector’s corpse is depicted, with Rowlf just being yoinked through the air on a string, a la this scene.

In the Muppets version of The Odyssey, Miss Piggy is both Penelope and Athena, and continues her fake-moustache-and-glasses gig when she disguises herself as Mentes. Robin is Telemachus, the Pigs are the suitors, and The Swedish Chef is Polyphemus.

Human-Patroclus convinces Animal to let face down the Trojans in a song contest. Animal consents, giving Patroclus his wig and his drumsticks that he received from his father, so Human-Patroclus can impersonate him. Animal tells him to return after defeating the Trojans, but Patroclus defies him and comes back for an encore and challenges the Trojans to a finally drum-solo-off. During this final contest, Dr Bunsen Honeydew accidentally releases a hallucinogenic drug into the auditorium which removes Patroclus’ wits, and he doesn’t notice Rowlf-Hector dropping a piano on his head, and is tragically crushed. After destroying the piano, Animal chases Rowlf three times around the set before killing him, and then dragging his body around the set behind his motorcycle on a string.

[naivesilver]

@bewilderedmoth @freenklin-labby I know you sent these asks ages ago during my last round of Top 5s, and that both of you told me to ignore them since it turned out you'd already asked those questions before, but I'm not about to delete Pinocchio asks coming from the top contributors to my delirium, so I kept them and saved them for a rainy day. Considering that it's pouring right now, and that it occurred to me last night that I hadn't done a Pinocchio rating in a while, I thought I might kill two birds with one stone and combine them into something new and that no one had asked for, AKA a list of those scenes that were featured only in adaptations and not the original book, because I might get pissed at movies and TV shows taking liberties with my favorite tale more often than not, but even I can't deny that some of them add a certain...je ne sais quoi to the story. I hope you don't mind, and even if you do, at least one of you guys knows where I live, so you can come exact revenge at your leisure.

So here we are! Top 5 Pinocchio scenes that were in adaptations (but not in the book), for your consideration.

1) Pinocchio's first moments (The Adventures of Pinocchio, 1996)

Listen...Have I already talked ad nauseam about how much I crave any take on Pinocchio's creation that depicts him as someone who literally JUST came to life? Yes. But do I think, deep down, that it was enough? Absolutely not.

This puppet might have the emotional maturity of a boy between the ages of 8 and 10, but he lacks SO MUCH information about the world at large, and specifically how to handle himself, that it stands to reason he would need some time to adjust. And while a lot of adaptations have acknowledged it in passing (I'm thinking 2009!Pinocchio needing someone else to tie his shoelaces or him and Comencini!Pinocchio relieving themselves on the street), this frankly bizarre movie absolutely takes the cake. He stumbles around, sounds out words like a little boy, learns how to play ball, and a dozen other small details that contribute to fleshing out this aspect of his character. He even thinks he might fly, because I mean, WHO WOULDN'T? Please, I want to protect this ugly little gremlin so bad.

Plus, this scene doubles as an introduction to one of the most wonderful characters to ever grace the Pinocchio franchise, also known as LEONA ❤❤❤❤❤, so really, no mistakes were made here. Later in the movie, maybe, but not here.

2) Final showdown (Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night)

(Don't worry, I won't let all this good shit go to waste. I don't care if it takes me half a decade, I'll rework this movie into something decent with spite, stubborness and Caparezza song lyrics, and I won't let anything stop me.)

I HATE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH OKAY??? Honestly, if it were bad from start to finish I'd probably despise it LESS. Instead, it took a few good ideas and fucked them up to a degree that I wouldn't have believed to be possible before.

This scene is the prime example of what could have been if the writers had been at all competent, because listen. LISTEN. Pinocchio being a pawn in a fight between good and evil? Groundbreaking. Pinocchio's free will being the power that turns the tide? Bonkers. It's the most compelling concept they could have showed to their audience, considering what are the themes of Pinocchio's character growth, and it ended up in the climax of the worst adaptation known to man. A disgrace. I have been mad at it for years now and I'll probably persevere in the matter for a long time yet.

3) Boat freak Lampwick (The Adventures of Pinocchio, 1972 miniseries)

You've heard of the face that launched a thousand ships, now get ready for the boy that hid under a thousand boats. This Lampwick was a trendsetter and paved the way for so many other adaptations, and ALSO sparked an outrageous number of headcanons for an act as simple as hiding under a boat. No one will ever know why they had him do it, or why everyone else latched on it so readily, but I'll forever be grateful for this scene.

Also, look, it's Lampwick. Any additional Lampwick scene would receive the same treatment. He's baby, Your Honor.

4) Kid!Fairy and Pinocchio (Pinocchio, 2019)

I've said it before and I'll say it again - most Pinocchio adaptations would be improved by keeping the Fairy as a child for the entirety of the tale and have her and Pinocchio be annoying reckless siblings fucking around and finding out instead of *gestures vaguely towards canon* this. Alas, it almost never happens (Pinocchio 2012 feat. Lucio Dalla, you're doing amazing sweetie), so this kind of scene is as good as we're likely to get...and boy, is it GoodTM.

They play together! They become friends! They get read to sleep by a responsible adult and then sneak out to cause mischief! Honestly, Collodi missed an opportunity in not giving us more of this delightful tune. I was crying with joy in the movie theater, and though I'd have never envisioned myself becoming a Snail fan, that's exactly what Matteo Garrone turned me into. In this house we stan a harried yet soft-hearted mollusc.

(BTW I had the chance of watching the cast take part of a game show for charity shortly after the movie came out, and the baby Fairy and Pinocchio actors played first as a team. They were so sweet and troublesome I literally couldn't cope, and it was clear they were having the time of their lives together. I hope they're doing well.)

5) ADHD legend Pinocchio (Piccolino no Bouken)

Bear with me for a second, okay? Imagine you’re me, the weird kid that does weird things and can’t quite keep up with her peers. You get distracted easily and you need to move when supposedly there’s no need of moving and no one really knows what kind of patterns your mind follows. You’re, in short, very fucking weird. And then in comes odd little German-Japanese Pinocchio anime, and suddenly, the focus of your main obsession is acting JUST LIKE YOU.

PNB makes the questionable choice of having the Fairy basically...lock Pinocchio into her house and homeschool him, and I hated that, I hated that a lot, but there was this whole sequence where Pinocchio’s supposed to be studying and he straight up can’t. Literally. He’s putting all his focus on the task at hand and then suddenly he’s wondering whether his quill will fall slowly or quickly to the ground if he drops it. He tries to use a trick to help himself count and he’s berated for it. Fuck me, his legs get moving on their own! He has to tie them to the chair to finish his work! What the fuck!!!

I’m sorry, this is stupid, but it was really important to me when I was younger and it’s one of the reasons why this dumb cartoon will always have a special spot in my heart.

[dragons-bones]

As a former L5R player (both RPG and TCG, a little at least) I need to know about "l5r au except make it crab"

this is gonna be a long one so buckle up, kiddos! (gonna tag @scholarlostintime as they asked for this one, too!)

so for everyone else: Legends of the Five Rings started as a TCG, got turned into an RPG with four editions, then the game ended, then the IP got sold and the game rebooted as an LCG (which is ending again) and a new RPG. I don’t play the card games, and my interest in the RPG currently is mostly “okay how I do turn FFG’s fucking stupid hard-on for custom dice into a system I want to actually play.” BUT I fucking love the setting. like, A WHOLE DAMN LOT, and have seen I was like...thirteen or fourteen.

tl;dr L5R is a Fantasy Japan setting (like, Heian Era-style court politics, Tokugawa Era-style military/samurai culture, a bunch of other things) with some various other Far Eastern elements thrown in. this setting was originally developed by predominately white men in the nineties, and the early setting fluff definitely hasn’t aged well; my issues with FFG’s dice systems aside, they’ve done a great job making the setting both more egalitarian, friendly to players of all kinds, and respecting the culture the setting draws from. (with the caveat they still do some things I sigh very heavily about but that’s a discussion for another day.)

(aside: yes I realize how funny it is how much I love L5R while also having zero personal interest in exploring FFXIV’s Far East in my own fic or headcanon. I think it’s because especially Kugane/Hingashi is a bit too much of 1:1 match to real world Japan to ping at my worldbuilding interests, whereas L5R is very much its own beast and fun to chew on.)

so a big thing in the setting is that the county of Rokugan is basically divided up amongst seven Great Clans (and many assorted Minor Clans) under the Imperial Dynasty, and each Clan takes its name and symbol from an animal. the Great Clans are: Crab, Crane, Dragon, Lion, Phoenix, Scorpion, and Unicorn. each clan and the major family lines that compromise them have their own stereotypes about them (Crane are the courtiers, Lion are the military experts, Phoenix are the primary priest-magic users, etc). when FFG launched the LCG and new RPG, I basically ended up shooting the shit with one of my friends about hypotheticals of which clans our characters (FFXIV and original) would fit with each clan, and then NPCs and characters from other media, and it spiraled out of control from there. for non-OCs, we didn’t bother to try to find one-to-one matches for the stories, but instead focused more on which clan/family fit the personality best and then went from there.

so, “l5r au except make it crab” is the variation where we put all of our OCs in the Crab Clan specifically. the Crab Clan is one of the clans we both really love (my other top favorites being Unicorn and Scorpion): their conceit is that they guard the southern border of Rokugan against the demons and undead of the Shadowlands, using sheer brawn, tactical ingenuity, and engineering genius (including an enormous fortification known as the Carpenter Wall that spans the breadth of most of the southern border). they have no time for the pretty niceties of the Crane and are considered very coarse and uncouth.

they look into the literal mouth of hell day after day, month after month, year after year, and have done so for a thousand years, with no expectation or reward. it is their duty, and they will see it fulfilled.

this file really isn’t a fic, just a lot of funny little exchanges and scenes. Synnove is a Kaiu (basically the big engineering arm of the Crab), Heron a Hida (the bulk of the Crab’s soldiers), Alakhai a Hiruma (scouts and skirmishers), and Rere a Yasuki (formerly a Crane family, they’re the courtiers, and basically in charge of the vital job of keeping the Crab war machine fed and clothed). the big fun is leveraging the Crab and family stereotypes to highlight different aspects of their personalities or take them in different development directions. (same with other OCs; my old Fallen London character Ali is a Scorpion in the primary AU and works off more of her politicking side, whereas Crab!Ali is her criminal side changed into an kneebreaker to get what she needs from the Rokugani underworld.) one day I may even try to figure out proper Rokugani names for the lot. (Alakhai is easy as in the main version of the AU, she’s Unicorn, who have a strong Mongol influence and her name would stay the same.)

[kny-imagines]

kny school!au - delinquent!genya x reader

[ genya’s pov ]

part of our kny writing fam collab with @kimetsu-no-yaiba-headcanons! read her part in reader’s pov here (x) (coming soon).

Daisy - True Love, Purity, Innocence, First Love

[They love me...]

Genya is watching you through your flower shop‘s window from the other side of the road again and he doesn‘t understand why. Maybe it all started when you first approached him with a handkerchief instead of a dirty look like most do.

He has the moment engraved lively in his memory: You wore an apron tied loosely around your waist and had your school uniform on which he recognized as one of his own. A warm summer breeze was blowing, carrying over the smell of rain that had passed a few minutes ago. The smile you gave him when he quickly grabbed your handkerchief and muttered a shy “thanks”, the warmth that started to spread from his chest through his entire body. 

Is this what they call ‘Love at first sight’? If so, then he‘s glad that it‘s you.

[They love me not...]

Genya isn‘t a good guy. He‘s the type of guy that your parents warn you to stay away from. He has scars all over his face, bruises all over his body. Even without his busted face, his crazy hairstyle attracts attention and makes him stand out from the rest of the school.

Most people at school avoid him. After all, he doesn‘t particularly mean ‘good news’. Being around Genya means the smell of blood, ripped school uniforms, and fresh wounds. He wouldn‘t want it any other way.

[They love me...]

You live in an apartment right above your mom‘s flower shop, that much he knows by now. You‘re either in the shop with your mom or all by yourself and when you‘re not doing schoolwork by the shop‘s counter, you‘re tending to the flowers and helping out customers. It‘s a nice and peaceful image, seeing you surrounded by flowers. Sometimes he‘s even convinced that you came straight out of a picture book.

He doesn‘t mean to watch you like some creepy stalker, but you both live in a dangerous neighborhood and he‘d rather see for himself that you‘re safe than have you get hurt while he‘s not around. You‘re like a flower growing in the cracks of a road surrounded by dirt and weeds. Too good for this place. Too good for him.

If he would come any closer you surely would get tainted by his dirty self. That is why he‘s content to watch you from far away. You‘re his sunshine in a world filled with dark clouds. You‘ll never know it, but he‘s glad that you approached him.

[They love me not...]

One day he decides to stop being a wimp and to bring your handkerchief back to you. His mother had washed it a while ago and he had been keeping it as a good luck charm in his chest pocket for fights, and now that he felt brave enough to face you, it was time to return it to its proper owner.

The door jingles when he comes in and all of his senses tingle. There is nothing more nerve-wracking than standing in the shop‘s door frame with your gaze directed at him. He feels out of place in your little, dainty flower shop. Maybe this was a bad idea. 

“Ah, you‘re that guy from that time!”

 “I- Thanks,” he mumbles (because there‘s no way that he‘d be able to mutter more than these two words) and wordlessly gives you your handkerchief back. Instead of just taking your handkerchief back, you also grab his hand excitedly. 

“Mhmm no, thank you! Would you like some tea? Today‘s business is slow anyway and I‘ve been meaning to talk to you for a while now!”

 If his face wasn‘t burning up before already, it was exploding now. You‘ve been meaning to talk to him? Was this a nice dream he was having while being knocked out cold after a fight?

Either way, you pull out a chair for him to sit down and go to the back of the shop and come back with two cups of steaming hot tea. You don‘t know that Genya‘s not a big fan of tea, but right at this moment, it‘s the best beverage he‘s ever tasted. He‘s floating on cloud 9 and you‘re the angel carrying him up high.

[They love me not...]

Genya doesn‘t know a single thing or two about flowers, but each time he stops by you teach him something new about them. You always gush about all the pretty flowers, but in his eyes, you‘re the prettiest.

Sometimes, on his way to you, he sees some patches of lawn with wild daisies growing. It‘s silly and so out of character for him, but every now and then he picks one and plays a game of “They love me... They love me not...”. He always stops at the last petals though, scared of the outcome.

[They love me...]

Feeling all high off of love is all fun and games until you come crashing down again. That much he learns when he comes to class one day and sees you laughing and smiling with some boy. It‘s like someone poked a needle into his heart and let all the hot air out until nothing was left but the flimsy remains of what was once a strong beating heart. Once again Genya feels awkward and out of place in the classroom. He slams the door shut and leaves without another word.

You smell like flowers. He smells like blood. You always smile and he always frowns. Opposites attract, but don‘t belong together. You belong with someone who makes your light shine brighter than the sunflowers on your windowsill. All he can do is watch you from a distance.

You belong with someone who keeps your world clean and happy - not with someone who dirties your air with the metallic smell of blood.

“Love is difficult,” he thinks. When he thinks of love, he thinks of his older brother who won‘t even acknowledge him. He thinks of his mom and dad who are supposed to love each other, yet the only love he sees on her is blue and red. Love is complicated. Fists are straightforward and hands-on.

[They love me not...]

The next time Genya sees you, there are bruises all over your body. You‘re standing outside in front of your little flower shop and a man more than twice your age is yelling at you. The noise has attracted an audience besides Genya, yet they do nothing but gawk at the violent man and the young teenager, much meeker and weaker than him. He has never seen you like this, never seen your light so dimmed and weak. It fills him with intense rage.

The next thing he knows is that he launches himself at the man and punches him. The punches he receives back are nothing in comparison to the pain he felt when he saw you hurt. He could take more than a thousand punches and kicks if it meant your safety. People are yelling in the background and there are the sounds of sirens in the distance. None of this matters; He‘s gonna die anyway.

When he finally snaps out of it he thinks he can feel your gaze on his back. There‘s no going back anymore - You saw a part of him he had tried to keep away from you and now you‘re going to hate him. You‘re going to erase him out of your life, spare him nothing more a hateful glance every now and then and all he‘ll have left are the daisies growing on his side of the road, mocking him with empty forgotten promises. The sirens are getting nearer; He lost.

Genya is prepared for a lot of different things at that moment. He‘s prepared for you to yell at him, prepared for people to talk behind his back, prepared for the police to arrive and take him back to the police station. Yes, he‘s prepared mentally for the worst things to happen. However, what he‘s not prepared for is for you to take his hand and pull him away from the scene.

“I‘m going to take care of you, okay?” you say as you lead him to the back entrance of the flower shop. Your face neither looks scared nor hateful - instead, it looks concerned and soft.

“Aren‘t you... Aren‘t you scared of me? Shouldn‘t you stay away from me after what you‘ve seen? Shouldn‘t you have stayed away from me from the very start?” His voice is hoarse, and he pretends it isn‘t because he is close to tears.

You pull out a medical kit and your handkerchief to clean up a nasty nose bleed he had gotten thanks to a very harsh punch he received straight to the face.

“Genya. You‘re much greater than you think. You‘re strong and stand up for what you believe in. Why should I be scared of you? I admire you!”

Genya doesn‘t want to watch you from the other side of the road anymore. He doesn‘t want to look at you longingly through a window. So he takes your face and kisses you.

[I love them.] 

And for once, he doesn‘t need a little white flower for him to decide that.

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[dearlazerbunny]

Vaguely NSFW Headcanons w/ the Ouran HSHC

This is simultaneously a character study ‘cause I was hankering for one and an excuse for my mind to go dirty places (plz don’t judge my brain is fragile). Special thanks to @meliapis for listening to me scream about this goddamn show.

Who knew all I needed to question my asexuality is six hot anime boys AMIRITE

Tamaki Suoh First of all, in true Tamaki ~style~, the mood will always be set. Rose petals, candles, fresh sheets on the bed, soft music playing, the whole nine yards. Seriously, even if you’re spontaneously in the mood, this boy will magically make lit candles appear with a snap of his fingers like wtf Tamaki how did you even… you know what, never mind. Secondly, Tamaki does not have sex, he makes love. Every time you’re intimate is his chance to show you just how much he loves and cherishes you. Wants to maintain eye contact at all times, and if he’s not holding your hand he’s kissing some part of you and is constantly whispering sweet nothings into your ear. He’s the most attentive, selfless lover on the face of the earth- literally does not give a crap about his own pleasure as long as you’re satisfied and taken care of. Everything is incredibly sweet, gentle, and languid; save for those last few minutes when his compliments aren’t quite as smooth rolling off his tongue and he has a hard time keeping himself together when he falls apart inside of you.

Likes it Rough? Absolutely not! No way in heck. To keep you safe and cared for and feel loved is so intrinsically apart of his nature, the idea of hurting you in any way (either by moving too fast or consensually leaving a few bruises) is abhorrent to him.

Kinks? Worship kink, but plot twist: not worshipping him, worshipping you. He gets off getting you off, verbally or physically. He’s also not subtle about it- this boy will literally produce a jewel-encrusted tiara and plop it on your head, and when you go to protest he’ll cut you off by eating you out for a solid thirty minutes straight until you can’t even remember how to form words. His tongue is good for more than just sweet talking if ya know what I mean.

Aftercare: Bubble baths with more rose petals and whatever your favorite essential oils happen to be (how he guessed your favorite scents you’ll never know). He’ll reverently clean every part of you, following up with small kisses here and there and refilling the water every so often so it’s always at the perfect temperature. More compliments about how good you felt, how beautiful you looked underneath him, what you do to him, etc. This can literally be an all day affair with him- not that you really mind.

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Kyoya Ootori Considering Kyoya is a bonafide Workaholic™, you may not get the chance for sexy times as often as you or he would like. That being said, if you start planting kisses along his jawline and neck while he’s typing away on his laptop, or just straight up set yourself in his lap and give him a look- well, the boy isn’t stupid. He may also surprise you some nights (or in the middle of the day, if he needs to blow off some steam) by initiating all on his own, which is a rare treat. Kyoya is almost ruthlessly efficient- his penchant for memorizing every detail means he knows exactly which spots and what moves get you going, and he’ll go for them without warning or bashfulness. It isn’t an hours long affair (unless you’re on vacation, then that’s another story) but it’s exactly as long as it needs to be for the both of you to be left breathless and spent. Gives as good as he gets. Quick snaps of his hips, nibbling on your bottom lip or earlobe, hands roaming all over you- sometimes you have to beg him to slow down because holy hell it’s only been five minutes and you’re already too close to the edge.

Likes it Rough? Yesyesyes (see below)

Kinks? One hundred percent will tie your hands together over your head with one of his ties and absolutely loves to spank you. Seeing his hand prints on your ass turns him on. Could also see him with a very expensive-looking riding crop a la Irene Adler/Sherlock Holmes. His hands are constantly all over you, grabbing just hard enough to sting, and using your nails to scratch down his back always gets a lovely response out of him. Biting is definitely a thing- he’s very possessive, given that his older brothers have gotten everything in life before him, so he wants everyone to know that you are his and knowing that there’s bruises just beneath your collarbone underneath your shirt that he gave you definitely fits the bill.

On the flip side, there are nights where you decide you’re gonna take control and be the dom and Kyoya’s just going to have to deal with it now isn’t he? Will involve a lot of sarcastic backtalk and struggling on his end but eventually you’ll have him begging. After all, he can’t be a complete control freak all the time now can he? *evil smile*

Aftercare: In this instance, Kyoya needs it just as much as you do. He isn’t used to being emotional or letting his feelings take control, so when he does it’s quite taxing. Lots of cuddling; he’s definitely clingy though he wouldn’t admit it in a thousand years, but you’re clingy right back so you don’t mind. Occasionally there will be soft whispers of “you okay?” / “yeah, you?” And then lapsing back into comfortable silence. He likes to nuzzle his head into your neck and listen to you just breathing and enjoying his presence.

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Hikaru Hitachiin HOO BOY Hikaru is the definition of a wild card. You literally never know what you’re going to get with him- partially because he likes surprising you each and every time, and partially because that’s just the way his attention span/personality works. Down for it anytime, anywhere. You could literally be attending a funeral and he’d have a hand rubbing up and down your thigh. Can be a bit of a selfish lover, but generally you can pull him back on track by simply guiding his hands (or mouth… or, ahem, other appendages) to where you want them. He’s constantly trying to catch you off guard; make the experience thrilling and unique and maybe a little terrifying. If you’re looking for a relaxed, casual shag, this ain’t it.

Likes it Rough? *iconic Hitachiin shrug* if you’re game, he’s game

Kinks? Literally anything and everything. Ice cubes? There’s some in the freezer. You want to tie him up? He’s already unknotting his tie. On top of a fancy car in the garage? Now you’re speaking his language. Somewhere you could very easily get caught? He’ll keep one hand over your mouth to muffle you, and constantly remind you that “we have to keep it down” with that shit-eating grin of his all while he knows perfectly well his fingers are the things making you moan. Definitely the person to be with if you want to experiment- he’s most likely just as curious about [insert x here] as you are. Would also rarely think a suggestion of yours is stupid- and even if he thinks it is, he can most likely very easily be convinced with a few whispers into his ear about what you’ll do to him if he agrees.

Aftercare: Doesn’t necessarily need it himself- he can switch on and off no problem- but if you want it he’ll be there to run a hand through your hair and talk about nothing important until your breathing returns to normal. Most of the time “aftercare” involves A) cleaning up the mess the two of you have made, B) escaping from the (very public) scene of the crime, or C) doing damage control if you weren’t quite quiet enough in your escapades and people are starting to get suspicious about what the two of you were doing in the ten minutes you mysteriously disappeared. Luckily, Hikaru is a master of redirection, so he’d launch into some ridiculous story about thinking you saw a robber run down the hallway while you’re mentally hoping your cheeks aren’t too red.

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Kaoru Hitachiin This poor sweet boy is a bundle of nerves when it comes to anything intimacy-related. He’s constantly second guessing himself in his head, wondering if he’s an okay kisser or if you like his hands where they are or if he’s going fast or slow enough for you. You’ll have to make him look at you and remind him that yes, you’re doing great; yes, I love you and I want to be here with you, to calm his anxiety. Once you get past that, though, he’s very attentive and sweet. He wants to make sure you are totally taken care of, and sometimes you have to tell him it’s okay to ask if he wants something (he’ll blush and stammer out… could you touch me… here? And of course you’re okay with that, you want to make him happy just as much as he wants to make you feel loved). Takes directions very well, and is never offended if you tell him to move an inch to the left, to go faster or slow down, or to kiss you in a particular spot. Loves kissing you, mostly on the lips but can be convinced to wander elsewhere, particularly if you show him how it’s done first. Would totally be the type to look up articles on Cosmo about giving your partner better orgasms, how to do different sex positions, etc.

Likes it Rough? Not particularly. He’ll get a little handsy sometimes if he’s really into it, but almost always wants to apologize immediately- if you like it, you’ve gotta tell him before he spirals back into self-doubt. With some coaxing, patience, and teaching, you’ll both find a level of physicality that is comfortable and sexy for you both.

Kinks? Mild exhibition kink, probably left over from his time in the host club, and hella praise kink. If you tell him that he’s in just the right spot, to keep going, that he feels good, that he makes you feel amazing- ya boy will be putty under your fingertips. He loves hearing that he’s treating you well (and throwing in that he looks really hot like this never hurts either).

Aftercare: He very much wants it, but never wants to ask for it, so you get used to immediately pulling him to your side and cuddling with him when the two of you are finished. He will literally burrow into your side and stay like that for hours while tracing little patterns onto your hipbone. There’s almost a debrief every time- did you like it when I did this? What about this? You’re always happy to tell him what you enjoyed, and to teach him something new the next time if he wants you to show him exactly how you like something (he always does). He really wants you to be comfortable, so eventually he’ll get up and get new pajamas for the both of you  to change into (he always tries to pick your favorite set if they’re not in the wash- he knows you think you look cute in them, and he agrees), and then resume cuddling.

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Takashi Morinozuka Mori is a very simple guy, and when it comes to sexy times he is always the absolute perfect gentleman. For sure the type that needs verbal confirmation/consent before, during and after. Before the two of you ever get too intimate, he sits down with you and has a one on one about what you like and don’t like in bed, any reservations you may have, if there’s anything you’d like to try or definitely don’t want to try- he suggests a safe word, just in case- and despite this conversation being months ago he never forgets a single detail. The fact that you’re trusting him with so much vulnerability means he has the responsibility to make sure you always feel safe and comfortable. After all, Mori is a big guy, and has literally been training to incapacitate people for a decade plus. He could hurt you if he’s not careful, and that would absolutely kill him. So he always starts of very slow and gentle, letting you set the pace, and follows your lead on whether you want this time to be slower or faster, sweeter or more intense. His touches and kisses are always very light and reverent, like he can’t believe he’s getting to hold something so beautiful. Not super vocal, other than to confirm you’re still okay with whatever the two of you are doing, so when you do something to illicit a moan or grumble out of him you know you’re doing something goddamn right.

Likes it Rough? Not really- he’s a man of peace unless absolutely necessary. But if you want it, it will take a lot of confirmation that yes, it’s okay; yes, there is good; no, you’re not hurting me. This will probably never go away no matter how long the two of you are together- he knows his own strength, but he can’t afford to accidentally get carried away one day in the heat of the moment and do something he’ll regret, even if it was an accident.

Kinks? You in lingerie. Simple guy, simple tastes, simple pleasures. He thinks you’re beautiful no matter what you’re wearing, but when you pull out the lace, or maybe something strappy- he can’t help himself, you’re just so goddamn pretty. It’s always fun to see the tips of his ears turn pink when you show yourself off to him in a new set you’ve picked up from the mall. On the other hand, though you don’t realize it, he also secretly really likes it when you wander around the house on a lazy Sunday wearing one of his big sweatshirts that’s practically a floor length dress on you. Something about you in his clothes, and the fact that you look so cute and cuddly in all that fabric… unf. Many impromptu kisses ensue, which always leaves you giggling.

Aftercare: Again, a perfect gentleman. He’ll always be up in a dash and be back just as quick with warm washcloths to clean the two of you up, then spoon you until you’re half asleep against him. Sometimes he brings back his sweats for you to put on instead of pajamas (hint hint). Big fan of you playing with his hair or telling him stories about your day while the two of you lay there; he absolutely loves the sound of your voice.

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Mitsukuni Haninozuka Being intimate with Honey is never a somber affair- it’s always light, happy, and giggly. Definitely not one to take himself too seriously, and the two of you aren’t afraid to laugh together if something silly happens. There’s a tendency between the two of you for everything to be impromptu- lots of leaving cookies in the oven to burn while the two of you go off and in hand for some time together. Feather light kisses all up and down your body while tracing patterns onto your skin with his fingers. He always wants to be able to see your face; to see your reactions so he can gauge how he’s doing and just to see the pretty faces you make when you’re being pleasured. Lots of looking into your eyes as you share the experience together. He likes it when you kiss any bruises he may have gotten from martial arts practice; it makes him feel loved and cared for. Is constantly calling you beautiful, but will never call you cute in an intimate situation- cute is for everyday things and people, but when you’re alone with him like this you are beautiful and gorgeous, not cute.

Likes it Rough? Nope! Honestly the thought never even crosses his mind. I feel like if he found out some people were into rough sex he’d be very concerned for them. Sex is supposed to be loving and fun and happy! (Just like everything else in life really).

Kinks? Loves food in the bedroom- surprise surprise! Whipped cream licked off your stomach, a bit of hot chocolate syrup for temperature-play, picking blueberries off your skin one by one- it’s his favorite way to tease and make you squirm until you’re practically begging him to get on with it already. Of course, this also makes for several cute moments- wiping a squashed berry off of his cheek when he comes up to kiss you, or Honey licking a bit of whipped cream off your nose with childish glee.

Aftercare: All that sugar definitely requires some showering up afterwards, so the two of you generally share a shower or bath when you’re done. This includes bubbles, shampooing your and his hair into funny styles (he likes how he looks with a bubbly Mohawk, and pretends to act like a tough guy with it on), and lots more kisses. He always makes sure the towels are heated when the two of you get out. Then it’s usually off to the kitchen for some cake and tea.

[bnha-archive]

Maybe some angst headcanons about Tamaki, Kirishima, and Mirio’s s/o dying in battle? If that’s too angsty I understand lol.

uH I love angst, bet. It’ll be titled like the other angst headcanons about losing a loved one but geared around combat. Also, WOW this got super angsty!!

SPOILERS FOR MIRIO’S HEADCANON

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Headcanon: Losing a Loved One

Eijiro Kirishima

He kept telling himself that you’ve had worse, being thrown threw through a wall wouldn’t be enough to take you out of the fight–let alone… but he didn’t want to dwell on that possibility. 

It happened so fast.

One moment you were running back to the fight.

The next, you had been launched into a building, crashing through what must have been concrete.

He stumbles over rubble and debris (he’s bleeding from a couple of different places), calling for you.

Finally, he spotted you: face down with half of a wall collapsed on top of you.

He calls your name again and you stir, well you try to. The lower half of your body is pinned down.

He can’t lift it–there’s too much and relieving the pressure might hurt you more than helping. 

He hands shake as takes your bloodied ones in his own. 

Your eyes are hazy and he tries to keep you conscious and talking.

“H-hey! It’s gonna be alright. We’ll get Uraraka over here and Midoriya–we’ll get you out of there! We can go see that movie you keep talking about, the one from that book series?”

But you know the truth he doesn’t want to acknowledge.

“I love you, Eijiro. I love you so much. You’re such a great hero.” 

The light leaves your eyes and your hand goes limp. 

The world around him went silent, the air stilled.

No

He didn’t remember what happened after that. 

According to Midoriya, he passed out from blood loss and shock–still holding your hand. 

As soon as he wakes up, he asks about you.

The look shared between Midoriya and Uraraka share tells him enough.

His time in the hospital blurs together, people come to visit him–Mina, Sero, Kaminari, and Bakugou.

Bakugou would visit the most, bringing good, games, books and what might even be called a ‘cheerful’ attitude (well as cheery as Bakugou could get)

He offered Kirishima a place to stay if he didn’t ‘want to stay in that dusty-ass apartment’. 

Kirishima appreciated the excuse to not go back to the home that the two of you had shared.

Going there… he couldn’t face it. 

Your funeral had been a public affair–thousands of people had turned up to mourn your loss.

Eijiro sees the tears of civilians: men, women, and children (some of whom were wearing homemade merch).

It was only after your funeral when he was finally alone that he cried. 

Kirishima would retire from the Hero scene two years later on the anniversary of your death.

The only person who gave him a hard time was Bakugou, “You think taking yourself out of action is gonna make you feel better? That it’s gonna make it easier to grieve or some shit?”

“I’ve been through therapy, Katsuki. I tried throwing myself into work–but that didn’t help. I’m not unbreakable anymore man. And if I can’t do my job, what’s the point?”

The blond just scoffed but didn’t make any more attempts to dissuade his friend.

Time, that’s what everyone said he needed. Time to heal.

But he knows there’s no amount of time that could bring back his confidence as an invincible shield. 

Mirio Togata (spoilers)

Overhaul was taunting him for losing his quirk. The villain was practically baiting the rest of the team… and you knew it.

You held your ground in front of your battered boyfriend and Eri as Nighteye charged the yakuza. 

“I’ve got your back, now get out of here Mirio and take Eri!” You gave him a grin that hid the exhaustion and anger. 

Midoriya appeared to get the two of them out of the room.

You turn to help your teacher, who faced off with Overhaul.

“Alright, you sonovabitch, you’ll pay for what you did!”

Those were the last words Mirio ever heard you say–he lead Eri away. 

At that moment, two spikes shot out of the ground and rammed themselves through the body of Nighteye.

You screamed as if you were the one who had been impaled as you threw yourself at Overhaul with the intent to kill.

Another spike appeared where your abdomen should have been and blood spurted out of your mouth. 

You tried to move, to unimpale yourself, to keep fighting–the adrenaline fueling you.

But you were stuck.

And the corners of your vision started to go dark…

You thought of Mirio and panicked–he would be so upset! Not the mention how angry Nighteye would be at you for becoming sloppy at the last moment.

I’m sorry

They would find your body among the rubble, expression pained and eyes looking toward where Mirio had escaped with dried tears on your cheeks. 

In a fell swoop, Lemillion lost two of the most important people in his life and his quirk.

He had lost everything…

But he couldn’t sit around doing nothing. 

With gusto, he takes up the role of being Eri’s companion.

He wasn’t sure how to live in a world without you, without Nighteye. 

Mirio knew that the two of them would have scolded him if he just moped around all day. 

Nejire and Amajiki weren’t sure how to help, other than being there for him if he needed it (which he did).

He would find a new purpose.

Bonus:

Everything went dark and silent around Nighteye. Mirio’s face faded from view as a great sorrow overtook the pro’s heart–he lost one pupil to Overhaul and other he had to leave behind. But he knew that Mirio would be alright, he had seen it after all.

“Sir!” His eyes snap open and he sees you in front of him–holding a small pile of manilla files and an attentive expression. “I brought the files you asked for, is there anything else?”

It was his office, spacious, organized and sprinkled with All Might merchandise. He looks to you, young and whole… and he allows a small smile. “No, this is just what I needed. Thank you.”

Tamaki Amajiki

He was foolish for thinking that something this good would stay in his life.

Foolish for believing you when you said you wouldn’t leave him. 

But… he wanted to believe you–wanted to stay with you for as long as possible.

Apparently, the universe had decided the expiration date for the relationship was today. 

It was supposed to be his day off–you were only going to go to Fatgum’s office to drop off some completed paperwork, then you’d be home. 

But duty called and you were available so of course, you dropped everything to go help.

He loves loved that about you, your selfless nature and willingness to sacrifice.

Just this once though, he wished you could have been more selfish. 

He fell asleep on the couch waiting for you to come home and only awoke when his cellphone rang 3 hours later.

“…Fat?” He mumbled in a sleepy haze

“Have ya been watchin’ the news, Tamaki?”

“No, I fell asleep… did something happen?” The silence on the other end sent his stomach turning in knots. It’s then that the dots connect. “Fat… please tell me that everything is ok and everyone is fine.” More silence.“Please.”

“Meet me at the office.”

So he did.

From the Pro’s office, the two took a car to a nearby hospital, Fatgum explaining best he could.

Apparently, you’d shielded a civilian family from an explosion and took heavy damage. But with your quirk (No Pain) you’d walked it off.

No one had known until it was too late–you collapsed on the pavement and medical examination proved their worse fears.

The explosive force had given you a severe concussion which had only been exacerbated by continued combat.

In short, you received so much damage that your body shut itself down to cope. And in doing so had put you into a coma. 

Tamaki wanted to believe that you would be alright.

He wanted to believe that you would wake up.

But he knows deep down there’s no chance of it.

Brain scans revealed limited and low activity.

Hell, you couldn’t even regulate your own body right so machines had to do it for you.

This wasn’t the first time you had been in a coma, your quirk made you highly susceptible to them.

But this would be the first and last time you wouldn’t wake up from one.

Eventually, all signs of brain activity ceased–and the only thing that kept your heart going was machinery. 

You were gone even though a monitor making noise said otherwise.

You were given a Hero’s Funeral–big names from all across the country appeared to honor your passing. 

If pressed, Tamaki would confess he doesn’t remember much of what happened during or after the funeral. 

Fatgum decided to consign the younger man to desk-duty, insisting that it would be temporary.

But Suneater knew that there was no way that he could go out into the public sphere.

The chance of him messing up was too great.

Mirio would show up randomly at his apartment or work with food and then proceed to eat with his best friend.

 Tamaki never said it, but he was grateful for the company.

Well, the company of someone who was still alive anyway.

He would see you flit by his desk, he could hear you as you would hum as you read reports. 

Sometimes, he delved into his mind and relived some of his fondest memories of you. 

And then there would be the days when he realized he couldn’t remember what your voice sounded like. 

Or how you smelled

Or what your eye color was.

He was terrified of forgetting you.

[hedwigs-window]

@the-six-fingered-villain you can ask for WHATEVER YOU WANT, boo

Orwell:

First impression: I’ll be honest, at first blush I wasn’t really impressed with Orwell, I think maybe because he was played in such a quiet monotone and it seemed like they were almost making him intentionally stodgy and difficult to follow. I definitely dismissed him out of hand during the first viewing.

Impression now: I actually love Orwell now. He’s clearly a scholar of history but I think what’s most interesting about him is not what he studies but why. Orwell doesn’t get a lot of time in the light, I think, and what time he does have is spent (some might say wasted) in devouring as much research as he can and waxing poetic about it. I think it’s because Orwell has a lot of self awareness. He’s a philosopher. He sits in a room in a circle of chairs with a cross section of wildly different people, each scrambling for their time in the light, their chance to experience life for brief snatches at a time, living slices of a condensed human experience. Orwell doesn’t study the dates and statistics of history, he studies motivations. He wants to make sense of life, of humanity, of what binds us and drives us. He wants to find parallels between the experiences Kevin (and the alters) have had and experiences lived by people in history. All of the alters play a role in protecting Kevin. I think Orwell’s is to remind him that despite how different and alien he feels, he has common ground with other people who have lived. He helps to reassure Kevin that even if he isn’t typical, he is normal. He is human. He has not felt these things alone.

Favorite moment: Okay I’m gonna CHEAT bc it’s not even canon, but you KNOW it’s from The Multiple Peel of Oranges because that monologue was so fucking good. ‘We’re all membranes’ like please hold me I am collapsing

Idea for a story: Orwell, more than the other alters, knows how to make Casey feel beautiful. He speaks poetry to her, reassures her with no hint of an agenda that she is as strong as any man or woman in history, that her face, her hair, her body could launch a thousand ships, that she is as dazzling to him as the light glinting on winter’s first frost to Robert Snow. He spends less time alone for her, pushes into the light for her, reminding her that like Eurydice she is worth the journey through hell.

Unpopular opinion: Look I love James McAvoy and he’s an amazing actor and deserves a fucking oscar but the voice he does for Orwell is so fucking fake, like...so bad

Favorite relationship: Definitely Orwell and Kevin. I think a lot of the alters interact with each other a lot in there, but Orwell doesn’t, really. He’s kind of an odd man out, he has his personal interests and his devotion to Kevin but not a lot of other alliances. He views the Horde from an outside perspective. You can tell in the scene when he forces his way into the light to stop Casey from killing Kevin at the end of Split, it takes enormous effort for him to intercede and he refers to the horde as separate from ‘us’, meaning him and Kevin. He may get stuck in his own head sometimes and forgets that he is no more a complete person than the rest of them, but he clearly feels a strong kinship with Kevin.

Favorite headcanon: Orwell emerged as an alter early in Kevin’s life, when he was a child but old enough to read independently. He provided an escape (as they all do, but specifically) through books. In those pages Kevin found people who understood him, who were going through what he was going through, who made him feel like he could be the good guy. And when he was scared and nervous, he could repeat rote facts from his studies in his head to calm down and steady his breathing. List all the presidents. What year did the Philippines gain independence. Who invented the telescope. List them all again. Secondary headcanon: there are STRONG similarities between Orwell and Kevin’s dad. ((shit I did not mean for this to be so long! I’ll post Patricia in a minute))

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Today's thought for a Dr Maddiman fic that i probably wont ever have the skill to write, lol

Au where his wife is still alive in present day, she's just elderly and in hospital for [insert name of whatever illness]. So maddiman's redemption and re-meeting his son manages to happen in time for him to see her again.

Im thinking something like he was planning to just keep his distance cos he's scared she hates him and he could never apologise enough for everything and AAA he hasnt even successfully conquered a small continent let alone the world!!! ("Just let it go already, old man") But then she takes a turn for the worse and when she's in critical condition the head surgeon isnt there and so MADDIMAN BUSTS IN TO SAVE THE DAY! "We need a doctor!!" "I'M A DOCTOR" screams some sort of sobbing cyclops ghost, busting down the wall on the back of a giant frankenmonster...!!

So he ends up doing the impossible surgery noone could ever do, and saving her life with his yokai powers. And then he's just stuck there frozen like "oh god i should leave before she wakes up" vs "i missed her so much i want to stay forever". And he's flailing around looking to protagonist and co for help but theyre too busy running around sticking Wazzat on everybody to cover up the whole, yknow, crazy man punched thru the wall while also being a walking corpse thing.

So she ends up waking up and he's like AIYEEEEE and turns into human form cos he doesnt want to freak her out but DOUBLE AIYEEEE that would probably freak her out even more!! Cue a scene of him falling all over the place trying to put on some terrible disguise while she's got her back turned. "OH..YES...UMM..I AM DOCTOR...FRANK..?" *terrible deep voice attempt*

So we have this super awkward adorable conversation where he's like 'oh no i cant control my love!' Cos it was my headcanon that a side effect of maddiman's powers is that he's like..forced to be more emotionally honest, like he wished he could have been as a human. But its totally involuntary! Like your classic werewolf instinct to howl at the moon and eat people but instead "oh no..must...tell people i care...!!" So i mean his Maddiman personality really WAS always his true personality, but back when he was alive he hid himself away behind a thousand emotional walls of fake stoicism that only got more constrictive over the years. Yokai goofball vs human goofball who's just wearing a terrible 'i am serious man' disguise. That ruined his marriage and literally killed him! Yup! So getting superpowers based on hearts was kind of a lifesaver in his second life. God i have so many feelings for this poor guy!!!

But yeah anyway the gist is that he struggles not to blurt it out whenever he feels affection towards people now. THE CUTEST CURSE! Also itd be funny if his human form kept cracking up aka "oh no my heart is so full of love it wont stop jumping out my chest!"

So anyway we have some brief comic relief of him failing absolutely utterly at pretending to not be himself/not bursting out crying/trying to hold back his own arms from running over and hugging her/losing his heart when he gets hit with the love so hard it launches right out the window...

And at the same time its kinda melancholy cos OF COURSE his wife would actually want to see him and OF COURSE she wouldnt care that he's a monster, she'd just be happy he's back. And maybe she doesnt notice all the clearly suspicious things about this strangely dressed man (and the draft from the missing wall...) because she's just caught up in those melancholy memories. Becuse of course after a close brush with death you'd get depressed that all of your family is dead and nobody would be visitibg you at hospital EXCEPT THEY ARE AND THEYRE RIGHT HERE AND THEYRE BEING DUMBASSES (cue dr nocturne walking in in the background, seeing her, freaking out and putting on an equally terrible disguise..)

So maybe the moment that makes maddiman lose his cool is when he sees she still kept the wedding ring. POOF! Giant explosion and suddenly full yokai form right in front of everyone! "N-n-n-now dont be alarmed t-this is..I..THERES A PERFECTLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION..! OVER THERE!" *tries to jump back out the maddiman shaped hole in the wall* But of course Because Love, she manages to recognise him even as a yokai and they have a heartwarming reunion! Hoorah!

So yeah happy ending au. Coulda just said that and saved all the words, but whatever XD

[tinylilemrys]

Merlin 1x10 “The Moment of Truth” Highlights:

Ealdor! The village that launched a thousand “Merlin is Welsh” headcanons

Who let Anderson be the village spokesperson?

This episode is basically A Bug’s Life, making Merlin Flick, Will Princess Atta, and Gwen, Morgana and Arthur circus bugs. 

Merlin being so overwhelmingly happy to see his mum after what must have been months

Merlin and Arthur’s lovely goodbyes

Gwen: *hands Merlin a sword* “Tell me how that feels.” – Merlin: “Yeah, that feels... that feels really good. It’s very, ummm, you know, swordy.”

Morgana walks in looking like Joan of Ark and I am reminded again of how un-straight I am

Gwen and Morgana stepping up to kick ass and take names

Merlin whipping around after hearing that it’s Arthur behind him and nearly taking Arthur’s head off with his sword

Any scene where Morgana and Gwen are fighting Kanen’s men

The fake-out Will and Merlin fight

Just their whole friendship. I’m so happy that for at least part of his life Merlin had friends around his age that he could talk to about his magic stuff

Will instantly disliking Arthur

Merlin and Arthur’s sleepover conversation

“He’s here for you... he likes you.” Mama Emrys knows what’s up

The ‘I’ll Make a Man Out of You’ style training montage

Okay but I need Morgana’s belt

Gwen demanding that the women be allowed to fight too

Arthur’s pre-battle speech

Gwen telling Arthur off for turning his nose up at Hunith’s food

Arthur telling Merlin that they’ll each put on their own armour and then helping Merlin with his

Hunith using a stick to beat the shit out of one of Kanen’s men

Will sacrificing himself to save Arthur and taking the magic bullet so that Merlin doesn’t get discovered as a sorcerer

“Merlin, I’m scared.” One of the most heartbreaking moments in all five seasons of this show. Excuse me while I cry a lot.

“You belong at Arthur’s side. I’ve seen how much he needs you and how much you need him. You’re like two sides of the same coin.” Mama Emrys ships it so hard y’all.

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[killian-whump]

The Knot That Launched a Thousand Headcanons...

After being attacked by Killian in episode 2x11, Belle finds this Monkey’s Fist knot at the scene of the crime. Its similarity in shape and size to a baby’s rattle got many Hookers wondering if maybe it was a memento Killian kept on him as a reminder of a baby he and Milah were expecting. There are valid arguments both for and against this theory, so it’s really up to the individual to decide ;)