the smitten: was she just flirting with us?
the cheated: she had a knife to our neck!
the stubborn: that doesn't answer the question.
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Today I'm I'm a gun nerd mood, and the subreddit for Slay the Princess is gun happy......So what gun would you say the Voices in Slay the Princess would wield?
I'll start with mah boi the Smitten. He mentions wishing the dagger was a sword, the sword....the single most romanticized weapon in all of human history. So I think his firearm should reflect that romanticized outlook. He wouldn't save the princess with something like an M16 slung across his back, he would use.....
The colt single action army revolver. Aka the cowboy revolver, the most romanticized of all guns.
Reblog what you think the other voices would use?
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Hear me out.
TW: pregnancy horror. Oh, and spoilers ahead.
About her:
An idea for additionnal roads on Slay the Princess.
She calls for you as soon as you step into the cabin, seeming desperately frightened. If you don't take the Blade, the Contrarian will force you to do it.
-> The Wife (after the Thorn or the Damsel).
Feat the Voice of the Smitten, the Voice of the Contrarian and the Voice of the Opportunist. And, of course, the Hero.
She sees you, terrified, and either you manage to refrain the Narrator/the Contrarian from killing her ("You can't trust her, she is dangerous, she only uses this form to attract your pity" + hallucinations of a huge monster????/"Fuck this woman, if you don't kill her you will be killed slowly by her nastiness! Huge red flag to be trapped in a fucking cabin innit???") by killing yourself, or you kill her and the Smitten makes you kill yourself ("Because a life without our great love is not worth living!").
You won't find her alive in the cabin. There is just the Wife's body laying on the floor. Oh my God, what have you done? (end of the road)
-> Kill her : The Lonely
Ft. Smitten, Contrarian, Opportunist, Broken, Hero.
You find her heavily pregnant. She starts being in labor after a few lines of dialogue (she asks you to stay by her side, she takes your hand, she says that she is scared but happy). The Stubborn is pretty keen on fighting the Narrator and repeats that "She is our wife, in our hord, MUST PROTECT THE MOTHER OF OUR CHILD AND FUTURE GREAT FIGHTER".
-> Kill yourself : The Mother
Fr. Smitten, Contrarian, Opportunist, Stubborn, Hero.
She gives birth, and dies between your arms no matter what. You can use the Blade to kill the baby (end of the road, the Shifting Mound will take the baby and the Mother before you harm the child) or to cut the ombilical cord. You can bring your child to the outside world. The Smitten is silent, the Cold can be heard.
When you are outside the cabin, the road ends and the Shifting Mound takes the weeping infant.
I'll make some concept arts after cleaning my flat-
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the narrator: i'm sorry, what's happening here?
the hero: the smitten and i are playing dress-up, the skeptic is making us question our existence, and i found a dollar.
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Will Graham had so much rizz that two serial killers killed for him during his trial just to set him free. One of them put him in there but missed him so much that he decided to kill the judge, and the other who barely knew him killed the bailiff to exonerate him. Even after finding out Will isn't the ripper he was still willing to kill for him.
AND this is how they both looked at him:
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