#the velocipastor (2018)

[lgbt-cishet-movie-tournament]

Have these slides i made in ppt. i know it's supposed to be in 1 big bracket but i have trouble reading those.

Before anyone asks, I didn't know where to put Heathers because the TBM? bracket was full (sorry)

if anyone loses they were either too queer (affectionate) or too cishet (derogatory)

[haveyouseenthishorrormovie]

SUMMARY: After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

[choco44443333]

The VelociPastor 2018

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[vampirecorleone]

365 Movies Challenge #340; The Velocipastor (2018) dir. Brendan Steere: “Ah, geez, I guess we could cover the last... four days? I stole candy from this baby, then I threw the baby in the river - so it couldn't snitch, obviously - then, ah, well, I pimp bitches, do drugs, sell drugs, murder people - really, you name it, I've done it, padre.“

[monsieur-fisch]

I've finally decided to do an intro post so here we go. (:

My name is Luigi(or that's at least what I'm going by right now),I use He/They/It pronouns.<3

Some facts about me are:

•My favorite colors are:Black,Pastel pink,Pastel blue,and Pastel yellow

•I'm a cosplayer,I've been cosplaying since 2017 or 2018.Im currently working on making a Vox cosplay.

•My favorite music artist at the moment is Will Wood.<3

•I play a decent amount of video games.The most played game I've played is stardew valley.

•I love stuff animals.

•I always break the clips off of pens and mechanical pencils.

•I love bad movies(e.g. The velocipastor,inhumanwich,bloodsucking bastards,etc)

•My favorite animal is probably a biturong or a zebra shark

I used to have an older account but I lost access to it when I got my new phone lol.(It was basically just a dhmis blog, @geraldsverygerrythoughts if anyone is curious,(@im-gerry was one of my old accs sideblogs))

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Running polls right now,participate in it; here

[acebender]

Smallville, Season 1 “Pilot” (2001) - The Velocipastor (2018)

[staghunters]

ni ni ni movey 2, 3, 7, 20, 29

B B B B MOVEY

2. An indie film

The Velocipastor (2018). You know why. Coincidentally a coworker of mine saw it recently and thought it equally funny, so I think it's a guaranteed hit for anyone unfamiliar with it.

3. A Foreign language film

(I'm gonna guess that means non-english in this context) Quo Vadis, Aida? (2020) gripped me so hard that I needed a moment. Language plays an important part in this, both in translation work as the semantics of certain statements, and the truth that one might hide in how they phrase things. Phenomenal film on a terrible event, certainly deserving of more recognition.

7. A film in your native language

tbh... dutch movies aren't that great overall. Minoes (2001) stands out because it's funny that a cat turns into a human through radioactive waste, but a lot of that is owed to Annie M.G.'s source material. It is Carice van Houten's breakout role though, so there's that.

De Beentjes van Sint-Hildegard (2020) deserves a shout-out for being done in a dialect very close to where I'm from. It's also a bit silly, but those kinds of movies tend to work better here than the Serious ones.

20. A film where the vibes are immaculate

wildcard choice is Medusa Deluxe (2022) which was so much fun and has such a unique setting that I was in for the ride. The writing!!! Verónica (2017) does it for the visuals, and overall Lazzaro Felice (2018) for it's first half has such a VIBEEE (the gif in my mobile header is a scene from that one)

not a movie but a mini-series: Ripley (2024) has rooted itself in my brain grrrrr

ALMOST FORGOR 29 BUT

29. a film to feel good/uplifted

TOKYO GODFATHERS HANDS DOWN WHAT A FILM

[comicaurora]

Hello, this is a moviestruck question: I can't help but wonder why, y'all being so fond of subjecting Indigo to absolutely terrible movies, how is it that nobody has thought to put the gem that is The VelociPastor (2018), absolute iconic piece of complete nonsense, on the podcast? Is it possible that you didn't know about it? If so please acquaint yourself with it at your earliest convenience you will not regret it, it's too funny for any regrets.

Bad movies are like crime scene investigations for me. Something happened here that went terribly wrong. I want to pick it apart, reconstruct the scene of the crime and figure out what confluence of factors led to this tragic outcome. What went right, and what key elements went wrong?

Velocipastor KNOWS it's bad and is doing it on purpose. It's not interesting to dissect if it's actively trying to suck!

[lgbt-cishet-movie-tournament]

The loser is either too queer to be a cishet movie or too cishet to be queer...

How is it cishet media?

LXG: Okay listen. League of extraordinary gentlemen is a very cishet movie I ADMIT IT. A chunk of the plot consists of like three (four?) men competing to fuck the female lead. Which btw is so very funny to me. Reverse harem.

VP: Cishet romance good vs evil plot AND the main character is a priest. The movie I'm talking about is The Velocipastor (2018) of course

How is it lgbt?

LXG: Let’s see: Dorian Gray is in it, being fabulous as always, and he’s bi in the original book (and in the movie novelization, he admits to having fucked Oscar Wilde). Mina Harker is in it, and she’s bi in the comics, also she serves so much cunt because when she’s not dressing lowkey masc she’s dressing highkey goth. Henry Jekyll is in it and he’s the wettest drenchedest little slut as always ofc. My brain automatically edits top surgery scars onto Mr. Hyde’s tits whenever hes onscreen (hes never not shirtless) (hes never not a whore) . Your honor theyre all bi and slutty!!!!!

VP: It's camp to me. The only sex scene is a montage of the main characters (a sex worker and titular velocipastor) bonding over the course of the movie. MAJOR FLASH WARNING but you can find it here https://youtu.be/Wp9hcCFEgOw . It's a low budget film (some of the FX is literally just text on a screen telling you what's there) where you can tell everyone involved is having fun with it and it's one of my favorite things ever. I've heard white gay people on tumblr love subverting christian imagery soooo there's that too

[haveyouseenthishorrormovie]

Stats from Movies 301-400

Top 10 Movies - Highest Number of Votes

The Blair Witch Project (1999) had the most votes with 3,139.

The 10 Most Watched Films by Percentage

Pan's Labyrinth (2006) was the most watched film with 62.85% of voters saying they had seen it.

The 10 Least Watched Films by Percentage

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter (2012) was the least watched film with 67.15% of voters saying they hadn't seen it.

The 10 Most Known Films by Percentage

The Blair Witch Project (1999) was the best known film with only 2.07% of voters saying they'd never heard of it. A Quiet Place (2018) was in an incredibly close second with only 2.08% of voters saying they'd never heard of it.

The 10 Least Known Films by Percentage

Playdurizm (2020) was the least known film with 95.5% of voters saying they'd never heard of it.

The movies part of the statistic count and their polls below the cut.

The Entity (1982) The Lighthouse (2019) Hellbent (2004) Joy Ride (2001) No One Lives (2012) Night of the Creeps (1986) Silent Hill (2006) Society (1989) The Black Phone (2021) Lo (2009)

Pet (2016) Evil Toons (1992) The Innocents (1961) Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975) Vacancy (2007) Jeepers Creepers (2001) Dawn of the Dead (2004) Land of the Dead (2005) The Menu (2022) Mandy (2018)

Anna and the Apocalypse (2017) Apostle (2018) The Changeling (1980) Don't Look in the Basement (1973) Goodnight Mommy (2014) House on Haunted Hill (1959) The Invitation (2015) Kwaidan (1964) Last Night in Soho (2021) Marrowbone (2017)

The Old Dark House (1932) The Perfection (2018) Relic (2020) Session 9 (2001) The Similars (2015) Willy's Wonderland (2021) Willard (2003) Mansion of the Doomed (1976) Bloodbath at the House of Death (1984) Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)

Dolls (1986) Holidays (2016) Benny Loves You (2019) Stitches (2012) Afflicted (2013) The Banana Splits Movie (2019) Rare Exports (2010) Hell Fest (2018) 31 (2016) The Devil's Carnival (2012)

Brain Damage (1988) All About Evil (2010) Alice Cooper: The Nightmare (1975) The Craft (1996) The Frighteners (1996) As Above, So Below (2014) 28 Weeks Later (2007) A Quiet Place (2018) A Quiet Place Part II (2020) Night of the Comet (1984)

Tremors (1990) The Sixth Sense (1999) The Others (2001) Wolf Creek (2005) Wolf Creek 2 (2013) Little Monsters (2019) The Girl with All the Gifts (2016) Green Room (2015) Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (2012) Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)

The VelociPastor (2018) Theater of Blood (1973) The Cursed (2021) The Rift (1990) Terror Firmer (1999) Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986) The Man Who Laughs (1928) Vampire Hunter D (1985) Dark Skies (2013) The Twilight People (1972)

Alleluia! The Devil's Carnival (2016) Playdurizm (2020) Swallowed (2022) Exploited (2022) Deadstream (2022) The Brotherhood (2001) The Borderlands (2013) Pan's Labyrinth (2006) Penda’s Fen (1974) A Field in England (2013)

In the Earth (2021) Resolution (2012) Terrifier 2 (2022) The Blair Witch Project (1999) Battle Royale (2000) Hostel (2005) Critters (1986) The Collector (2009) M3GAN (2022)

[squirrellyshorrorreviews]

The VelociPastor (2018)

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

Where to watch: prime/tubi

Rating: Jesus/10

We love a good parody!

This move is hilarious. That “vfx car on fire” but is just as funny in actuality.

This movie was made in a WEEKEND and it’s just fuckin fantastic. I could do without the overt racism, but that sort of adds to the schlockiness.

It’s a delightfully fun way to burn an hour with friends.

“Why do they call me Frankie Mermaid?” “Because you’re swimmin’ in bitches!”

The commercials almost add to it.

I loved it, it was stupid, frenetic and weird. My watching companion, who is more a film enjoyer, enjoyed it less.

[foassistant]

Potential Monster F/Os

All adults and of every moral alignment.

Green: Doesn’t do anything that bad in their story Yellow: Takes certain actions with applied TWs Red: Horrible, would just eat a baby or something

Movies

Interface (2022)

Mischief Yellow: Morally grey in his actions.

Chef Green

KAMI Red: Consumes and tries to destroy the world.

The Ghost Yellow: Witnesses a death.

SAFE MODE (2023)

Smear Green

Rent-A-Pal (2020)

Andy Yellow: Drives the lonely character to violence and manipulates his sexuality.

ClownDoll (2020)

The murderer Red: The name says it all.

Shark Side of the Moon (2022)

The sharks Red: Try to literally take over the world.

Willy's Wonderland (2021)

The animatronics Red: Try to kill anyone in the restaurant. 

Killer Sofa (2019)

The sofa Red: A stalker that tries to kill the main character.

VelociPastor (2018)

The pastor Yellow: Ends up killing the evil characters.

Venom (2018) and other sources.

Venom Yellow: Tries to eat and control some people.

Terrifier (2016)

Art the Clown Red: Tortures and kills women.

It Follows (2014)

The monster Red: Pretends to be someone else to kill others.

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003)

Eris Red: Tries to kill the main characters but in a fantasy way.

Eris’ monsters Red: Try to kill the main characters.

Interview with the Vampire (1994)

Louis de pointe du lac Yellow: Has to feed.

Lestat de Lioncourt Red: Murders others.

Armand Yellow: Spoilers.

Santiago Yellow: Spoilers.

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

Jack the Skeleton Yellow: Makes some questionable choices.

Sally Green

Oogie Boogie Red: The villain.

Dr. Finkelstein Yellow: A horrible father.

Mayor of Halloween Town Green

Child's Play (1998)

Chucky Red: Tries to murder a child.

Tiffany Valentine Yellow: Murderous and possessive lover.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

The Clowns Red: Try to encase the main town.

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Freddy Krueger Red: Tries to kill the main teen cast in dreams.

Poltergeist (1982)

The Monster Red: Tries to take a child.

Magic (1978)

Puppet Red: Encourages the main character to kill others.

Halloween (1978)

Michael Myers Red: Tries to kill the main characters, including a teen and children.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

Dr. Frank-N-Furter Red: Cannibalism, dubious consent.

Rocky Green

Rosemary's Baby (1968)

The devil Red: Makes the main character pregnant without permission, general violence.

Pooka Lives (2020)

Pooka Red: Murderous, including of children.

Sea Fever (2019)

Parasite Red: Tries to kill the crew and destroy the ship.

You Might Be the Killer (2018)

The Mask Red: Makes the main character murderous.

Vampire Clay (2017)

The Clay Red: Consumes others.

Hell House LLC (2015)

Clown Mannequins Red: Murderous. 

The Conjuring Universe

The Crooked Man Red: Murderous including of children.

The Ferryman Red: Murderous. 

The Old Man Red: Murderous.

The Witch Red: Murderous.

The Nun Red: Murderous.

The Bride Red: Murderous.

Bill Wilkins Red: Murderous. 

Mr. Jones (2013)

Mr. Jones Red: Attacks the main characters.

Dark Shadows (2012)

Barnabas Collins Yellow: Morally grey with questionable decisions.

Elizabeth Collins Stoddard Yellow: Questionable choices.

Angelique Bouchard Red: Obsessive lover.

Julia Hoffman Yellow: Questionable choices. 

Laura Collins Green

Grave Encounters (2011)

The Ghosts Red: Torment the rest of the cast.

Corpse Bride (2005)

Emily Yellow: A bit possessive. 

Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktakular (2003)

Skully Pettibone Green

Count Max Green

Countess Ruby Green

Scary Godmother Green

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)

The vampires Red: Murderous and violent.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)

The Grinch Yellow: He tried to steal Christmas.

Sleepy Hollow (1999)

The Headless Horseman Red: Beheads others, including a child.

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

The Witch Red: Torments and tries to kill the main characters.

Spirited Away (2001)

The stink spirit Yellow: Questionable choices and very stinky. 

Kamajī Yellow: A bit of a jerk.

The Radish Spirit Green

No Face Yellow: Tries to eat everyone. 

Christine (1983)

Christine The Car Red: Drives rider to murder and runs over/suffocates others.

IT (2017)

Pennywise Red: Murders and torments kids.

Lake Michigan Monster (2018)

The Monster Yellow: Very questionable actions.

Alien (1979)

Xenomorph Red: Murderous and a killer.

The Banana Splits Movie (2019)

Fleegle the Beagle Red: Kills adults and torments children.

Blingo the Ape Red: Kills adults and torments children.

Drooper the Lion Red: Kills adults and torments children.

Snorky the Elephant Yellow: (spoilers)

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)

Winnie the Pooh Red: Slasher/murder/cannibal

Piggie Red: Slasher/murder/cannibal

Legend

The Devil Red: Kidnaps someone and is main antagonist.

Wendell & Wild

Father Bests Yellow: (Spoilers)

Buffalo Belzer Yellow: Iffy

Shows

The Mandela Catalogue.

Gabriel

Red: Manipulated the first humans.

6

Red: Manipulator/dangerous.

N

Red: Manipulator/dangerous.

The Preacher

Red: Manipulator/dangerous

The alternates

Red: Take form of others, dangerous, murderous.

Hazbin Hotel

Alastor Yellow: Cannibal, manipulative, murderer, manipulative deal maker, possibly morally grey.

Charlie Green

Vaggie Yellow: Violent tendencies.

Angel Dust Yellow: Drug addict, murderous, violent, bigoted. 

Husk Yellow: Alcoholic.

Niffty Yellow: A bit disgusting, questionable morals.

Sir Pentious Yellow: Goofy villain.

Cherri Bomb Yellow: Murderous and sporadic.

Katie Killjoy Red: Murderous and homophobic. 

Tom Trench Red: Just terrible.

Valentino Red: Murderous, controlling, dealmaker, assaulter.

Velvette Yellow: Sporadic and murderous.

Vox Yellow: Murderous. 

Lucifer Yellow: Questionable leader.

Lilith Yellow: Unknown.

Helluva Boss

Stolas Yellow: Entitled, questionable morals.

Blitzo Yellow: Murderous and violent.

Loona Yellow: Murderous with anger issues.

Moxxie Yellow:  Murderous but questions it.

Millie Yellow: Murderous without thought.

Stella Yellow: Abusive, violent, emotionally manipulative. 

Fizzarolli Yellow: Horrible and a bit murderous.

Asmodeus Yellow: A bully. 

Vortex Yellow: A bit violent. 

The Owl House

Eda Yellow: Can become dangerous as the owl beast. 

Emperor Belos Red: Attacks children.

Durarara

Celty Sturluson Yellow: Quite violent to the villains. 

Saika Red: Obsessed with humanities and therefore wants to slash and control them.

Shizuo Heiwajima Yellow: Has a very nasty temper, but a good guy underneath this.

Egor Yellow: Human with super human abilities. A deadly assassin, though nice to the main cast.

Shiki

Chizuru Kirishiki Red: Tries to turn the entire town.

Seishirou Kirishiki Red: Tries to turn the entire town.

Tatsumi Red: Tries to turn the entire town.

Seishin Muroi Yellow: Avoids making choices to save others.

Black Butler (spoilers)

Sebastian Michaelis Yellow: A manipulative, violent demon who makes a deal with a child, but a little grey.

William T. Spears Yellow: Just doing his job.

Grell Sutcliff Yellow: Doing job, but poorly and violently.

Undertaker Yellow: Being obsessed with death and jokes. 

Aleister Chamber Red: Sadistic and manipulative angel.

Claude Faustus Red: Manipulates and uses an abused child.

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Dio Brando Red: A murderous, sadistic vampire who only cares about himself.

Anubis Red: Owner possessing sword. 

One-Punch Man

Vaccine Man Red: A villain.

Melzargard Red: Alien invader.

Juu Ou Red: Leader of the villains.

Kanirante Red: Violent villain.

Asura Kabuto Red: Villain mutant.

Kombu Infinity Red: Mysterious villain.

Shinkaiou Red: Villain trying to take over the world.

Boros-Sama Yellow: Villain that goes down with grace.

Geryuganshoop Red: Alien fighter.

Bungo Stray Dogs

Atsushi Nakajima Yellow: Makes some questionable choices without his knowledge.

Doppo Kunikida Yellow: Makes some questionable choices.

Osamu Dazai Yellow: Suicidal ideation, questionable choices, and relationships.

Akiko Yosana Yellow: A bit sadistic, questionable choices.

The Promised Neverland (spoilers)

The Monsters Red: Childeaters

Howl’s Moving Castle

Howl Yellow: A bit of a brat.

Witch of The Waste Yellow: Curses others

Parasyte -the maxim-

Migi Yellow: Morally ambiguous. 

Tokyo Ghoul (spoilers!)

Ken Kaneki Yellow: Starts off good but goes on a downward spiral.

Nico Yellow: Has to eat to survive.

Arata Kirishima Yellow: Passive but still a ghoul.

Uta Yellow: Morally grey.

Shuu Tsukiyama Red: Cannibal of both ghouls and humans.

Yoshimura Yellow: A peaceful ghoul unless provoked.

Renji Yomo Yellow: Violent when neccessary. 

Kazuo Yoshida Yellow: Violent ghoul

Nishiki Nishio Yellow: Violent ghoul.

Yakumo Oomori Yellow: Ghoul that tortures other ghouls.

Noro Yellow: Violent ghoul.

Rize Kamishiro Red: Violent and manipulative ghoul who haunts the main character.

Mayu Red: The title nutcracker says it all.

Eto Yellow: Unknown.

Death Note

Jealous Yellow: Obsessive lover.

Ryuk Yellow: Just an observer of humans.

Rem Yellow: Has an emotional attachment to his human and helps in evil schemes.

Guuk Yellow: Gambler.

Shidoh Yellow: Uncaring death God.

Death Parade

Decim Yellow: Makes some questionable choices. Emotionless.

Ginti Yellow: Cruel soul tester.

Oculus Red: Extremely manipulative soul tester.

Clavis Yellow: Very neutral.

Quin Yellow: Works in a flawed system.

Nona Yellow: Morally grey.

Tina Yellow: Unknown.

Devils’ Line

Yuuki Anzai Yellow: Devil with little control. Some dubious elements.

Juliana Lloyd Yellow: Self-loathing devil.

Johannes Kleeman Yellow: A little creepy. Unafraid to fight and does not mince words about demon sexuality.

Special 7: Special Crime Investigation Unit

Kujaku Nijou Yellow: Morally grey.

Akane Shikisai Yellow: Morally grey.

Nazo no Otoko Yellow: Unknown.

Shiori Ichinose Yellow: Unknown.

Tsukuyomi: MOON PHASE

Heinrich von Kinkel Red: Tortures and hurts the main characters.

Virgo Red: Keeps one of the characters captive.

Elfriede Yellow: Enemy at first but comes around.

Gravity Falls (spoilers!)

Bill Cipher Red: Manipulative mastermind that hurts and tries to murder children.

8-Ball Red: Tried to hurt children.

Amorphous Shape Red: Tried to hurt children.

Bigfoot Yellow: ???

Pyronica Red: Tried to hurt children.

Kryptos Red: Tried to hurt children.

Zanthar Red: Tried to hurt children.

Keyhole Red: Tried to hurt children.

Teeth Red: Tried to hurt children.

Lava Lamp Guy Red: Tried to hurt children.

Shape Shifter Red: Tries to murder and manipulate everyone.

Wax Figures Red: Tried to kill children.

Arachnimorphs Red: Try to kill tourists.

Clay Monsters Red: Attack children and enslaved creator.

Cyclocks Red: Attack everyone.

Gremloblin Red: Vicious.

Hand Witch Yellow: Originally curses the characters after being stolen from.

Leaderaur Red: Leader of Manotaurs that encourages murder.

Manotaurs Yellow: Toxically masculine.

Love God Yellow: A bit lazy and sleazy.

Summerween Trickster Yellow: Threatens children but just wanted to be understood.

The Horrifying Sweaty One-Armed Monstrosity Red: Tries to eat everyone.

The Undead Yellow: Try to eat brains. Basic zombies, used for comedy.

Tumbleweed Terror Red: Murderous pinball machine.

Seraph of the End: Vampire Reign

Ferid Bathory Red: Sadistic vampire that sees humans as cattle.

Horn Skuld Red: Evil vampire.

René Simm Red: Evil vampire.

Crowley Eusford Yellow: Unknown.

Lacus Welt Red: Sadistic vampire.

Castlevania (anime - spoilers!)

Alucard Yellow: A bit morally grey with some dips.

Blue fangs Red: Murderous hell beasts.

Carmilla Red: Manipulative, seductive vampire.

Chō Red: One of Dracula’s generals. 

Death Red: Literal death.

Dracula Red: Tries to kill all of humanity.

Dragan Red: Murderous vampire

Dragoslav Red: One of Dracula’s generals.

Flyseyes Red: Murderous monster

Godbrand Red: Murderous and loves hunting humans.

Lenore Red: Manipulative and seductive vampire.

Morana Red: Sadistic vampire.

Ratko Red: Murderous vampire.

Rebis Red: Contains souls brought from Hell.

Striga Red: Sadistic vampire.

Zufall Red: One of Dracula’s generals. 

Video Games

Friday Night Funkin’

Monster from Friday Night Funkin' Red: People eater

Daddy Dearest Yellow: Threatening the main character.

Mommy Mearest Yellow: Threatening the main character.

Spirit Red: Attempts to attack and trap the main character.

Amnesia

Manpigs Red: Murderous pigs

The Shadow Red: Murderous shadow

Ghoul Red: Murderous monster

Wraith Red: Murderous.

Otherworld slug Red: Murderous slug.

Servant Grunt Red: Murderous creature.

Suitors Red: Tortured souls made monsters.

Servant Brute Red: Terrifying murderous creature

Tuurngait Infected Red: Humanoid, murderous corpse. 

Andy’s Apple Farm

Andy the Apple Yellow: Unclear.

Felix the Fish Yellow: Unclear.

Marget the Mole Yellow: Unclear

Claus the Clock Yellow: Unclear

Peter the Pumpkin Yellow: Unclear

Bioshock

Big Daddy Red: Murderous machine.

Splicers Red: Corrupted citizens.

The Strange Man Series

The Crooked Man Red: Murderous creature.

The Sandman Red: Murderous creature.

The Boogie Man Red: Murderous creature.

The Hanged Man Red: Murderous creature.

Slenderman

Slenderman Red: Killer entity

Buddy Simulator 1984

The Buddy Red: Goes evil. 

Yai Gameworks Titles (minor spoilers)

The Host Red: Very manipulative, dangerous, and emotionally abusive.

Simon Red: Possessive, a predator, and extremely violent to a fault.

Valerie Yellow: Her position is unclear. Was disfigured after Simon attacked her.

The Man in the Walls Yellow: Menacing, but helpful.

Pale Smile Red: In wanting to make their victims happy end up hurting them.

Edmund Red: A murderous janitor. 

The Saint Red: Addicted to manipulating others to make it a God. 

Arkun Red: Kidnapping villain. 

Demon King Red: A powerful YouTuber that torments his characters for views.

The Gobbler Red: Predator, consumes humans.

Tattletail

Mama Red: Tries to murder a child.

Trick & Treat

Richard Yellow: Just a lonely vampire.

Undertale

Toriel Green

Sans Yellow: Just a jokester.

Papyrus Yellow: Temporary enemy.

Undyne Yellow: Aggressive enemy.

Alphys Yellow: A nervous wreck.

The Evil Within

Laura Red: Murderous monster.

Neun Red: Murderous mutant.

Sadist Red: Born from the mind of a murderer.

Shade Red: Murderous and on the hunt.

Shigyo Red: Water monster.

The Haunted Red: Humans who have lost who they are.

The Keeper Red: Killer.

Trauma Red: Gorey, murderous monster, designed to kill.

Zehn Red: Murderous enemy.

AlterEgo Red: Murderous, split monster.

Doppleganger Red: Variant of the haunted.

Left 4 Dead

The Boomer Red: Zombie that explodes.

The Hunter Red: Vicious zombie.

The Smoker Red: Blinding zombie.

The Tank Red: Extremely strong zombie.

The Charger Red: Reckless, violent zombie.

The Jocket Red: Zombie that clings onto victim.

The Spitter Red: Zombie that hurts others with acid. 

The Witch Red: Extremely dangerous zombie when detects you.

Outlast

Chris Walker Red: Murderous to try to “contain” whatever happened here.

The Twins Red: Murderous and sadistic.

Richard Trager Red: Sadistic doctor.

Frank Manera Red: Cannibal

Eddie Gluskin Red: Forces surgery onto victims.

Dennis Red: Violent.

Val Red: Violently religious.

Marta Red: Murderous.

Penumbra Series

Tuurngait Infected Red: Murderous monsters.

Hunter Red: Murderous monster

Gug Red: Murderous creature.

Wylde Flowers

Westley Vuk Green

Aryel Yellow: A bit of a trickster.

Peri Yellow: A bit cold.

Zephyr Grimspark Green

Cosmo D Games

DJ Bogart Yellow: May not be all that he seems.

Building 9 Green

Mildred Yellow: Not all that she seems.

Smile For Me

Jerafina Tabouli Yellow: A bit tipsy

Trencil Varnnia Green

Dr. Habit Yellow: Gets too into making others happy.

Carnival Attendants Yellow: A bit terrifying.

Jimothan Botch Green

Lulia Fame Yellow: Overly pessimistic.

Yuppie Psycho

Sintra Yellow: Robot.

Mr. Devil Yellow: Menacing devil.

Mappy Yellow: Strange human.

Alan Wake

Taken Red: Corrupted humans. Mr. Scratch Red: Evil doppleganger. The Dark Presence Red: Corrupting humans and the world. 

Dream Daddy

Damien Yellow: Not all that he seems.

Joseph Yellow: Not all that he seems.

Podcasts

Welcome to Nightvale

The smiling God Red: Kind of trying to control the world.

Kevin Red: A terrifying radio host.

The Librarians Red: Dangerous entities.

Claire Scott Red: Murderous ghost.

The Great Golden Hand Red: Increases the cycle of life and death when nearby.

Bonesaw Vic’s Cryptozoological Gardens: The Caretaker’s Assistant

Salvatore Yellow: Mafia vampire.

[witch-without-gender]

What's your favorite movie that's like. No it's not necessarily GoodTM but I love it it's Fun TM. Favorite movie for a good time. To inflict on your friends.

There’s a few I really enjoy that are like, objectively bad but just fun/funny. My personal favorite is The VelociPastor. It’s basically just this pastor who gets turned into a ninja-fighting were-velociraptor and it’s so unhinged. I’ll never look it up but I’m convinced this movie had a budget of about $12 because look at this scene