#the wives in question ^^^^
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Marital issues mad scientists..
They just do this a lot,huh?. I swear if i see another one of these fuckers i will start killing with hammers.
#lmao#fave#my posts#kinger tadc#gravity falls fiddleford#simon petrikov adventure time#my memes#gravity falls#adventure time#tadc#the amazing digital circus#worst part is. i love all of them. help- horrible men with wife issues my beloved#ice king#ice king adventure time#queenie tadc#emma may mcgucket#emma may dixon#betty grof#petrigrof#the wives in question ^^^^#also funny thing is two of these men end up leaving their wives at some point cuz gay#fiddauthor#kingleader
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on preemptive grief. on bracing for impact. on looking towards the horizon line and flinching
Rayne Fisher-Quann, “home for the holidays: an essay (sort of) about grief (sort of)” // me // David Levithan // The Crane Wives, “Black Hole Fantasy” // me (again)
#‘hey wren do u happen to have abandonment issues?’ great question the answer is shut upppp >:(#(yes)#web weaving#word web#word weave#webbing#words words words#my poetry#my words#the crane wives#on preemptive grief#on grief#on leaving#on friendship#poetry#writers on tumblr#first one hit hard. i’m terrified of losing my best friend. in whatever capacity
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The Crane Wives are for lesbians who want to return to the woods, former elementary school wolf kids, children who bit people and wish it was still socially acceptable, those who were into warrior cats animatics, the very sad, neurodivergant creatures of the night, and clarinetists who wish they could play Curses.
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Making a web weave seemed fun. Here’s one about being “masks the whole way down” (@/notquiteaghost) or something along those lines
Song is Metaphor by the crane wives
#Pinterest provided me with most of these ngl#I don’t have the energy to make it aesthetic#web weave#web weaving#words#compilation#poetry#at least it is to me#long post#the crane wives#now for the in-theme million dollar question: is this a vent post or a blorbo post?#you should know by now that I’m not gonna tell u <3
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[The Herb Brides] are no one’s. They’re… the Earth’s. [...] And each other’s, sometimes.
Shörmös and Yyrghene 🌸🌾
#pathologic#pathologic 2#herb brides#my beautiful girls. Tendril and Thorn.#if a ginger child can be called Catnip/Oregano so can they but better#some of yous might know them already but. here now... <3#Shörmös pink flowers Yyrghene florets & facepaint as ordered#they're... as married as Herb Brides can be to a woman other than the Earth. Herb Wives if you will#the incidence of lesbian and bi women in the herb brides rank is multiple times the national average#why are you as a woman married to the earth (a woman)🤨#it's very simple. mind your business & don't question them ever.#my ocs#technically they are... i guess every herb bride i've ever drawn counts as an OC but#these two got names...#oc:shörmös#oc:yyrghene#yaaayy#my art
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ok whatever. friend time. music addition
don't write out the full questions just number them
1. last song you heard: hope or float by sparkbird
2. last song you intentionally listened to: geeks in love by lemon demon
3. what did you imagine to the song in question 2?: fantube...
4. favorite artist(s)/band(s): the crane wives and sparkbird (and lemon demon is slowly re-entering my life too)
5. favorite song: can't choose, but probably high horse by The Crane Wives rn (or take me to war or sleeping giants or)
6. song you used to love: tounges and teeth by The Crane Wives (I'm really sad I don't listen to it anymore)
7. first song that comes to mind the SECOND you read this question: wrecking ball by miley cyrus
8. song you like but wouldn't recommend: high horse because it's kind of slow and boring lol. I like it, but I wouldn't've a couple months ago
9. song(s) you'd recommend: Little Soldiers by The Crane Wives (and black hole fantasy)
10. tag who ever you'd like :0)
sry if you don't like tags
@juniper-tumblez @kito-kat @adonis-bomb-emoji @evan-on-the-internet @marker9478
ok sorry bye screams
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somewhere in the south downs, an old lady woke up to a nightmare. luckily, her wife—as local rumors say—was there to wipe her tears
#“i'm here” says aziraphale (both an affirmation and a promise)#and somewhere in the south downs—an old lady doesn't have to be afraid of asking too many questions#i am a firm “crowley is a bit of a crybaby” truther#i need a happy ending for them in s3—truly i wouldn't know how to live with myself if they didn't#aziracrow#sketch#doodle#good omens#ineffable wives#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#good omens art#good omens fanart#aziraphale x crowley#🐛
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Sasha using the title "Lord" in RiAAU after taking over Toad Tower and presumably killing Grime and stealing Barrel's Warhammer from him, and other political and military leaders assuming she's a man because, well, Sasha is a gender neutral name, so they hear Lord Sasha and assume they're talking about an adult male toad warrior. The second most powerful person in the known world and only real threat to the Leviathan reign!
Cue princess Marcy fleeing Newtopia and her father seeking refuge with his worst enemy hoping to offer information and political levarage in exchange for protection, perhaps even offering herself in marriage to transfer eventual inheritances and whatnot, and she finds out that Lord Sasha is not, indeed, a dark and domineering toad warlord, but a beautiful, terrifying girl her age that looks like her and oh god her poor little lesbian heart can barely take it.
#amphibia#sasharcy#marcy wu#sasha waybright#my posts#raised in amphibia au#sasha and marcy are over here living in game of thrones while#anne is playing stardew valley with a mod that gives you ptds#Sasha being mistaken(? as a man being a common misunderstanding due to poor communication to the point potential allies don't believe her#unless she's carrying the hammer around herself#lord sasha with her two wives... nnhnhnn... one representing her alliance with the frogs of frog valley and possibly beyond depending on ho#she and her grandfather (current mayor of wartwood) play their cards#and the other in her sansa stark era (horrible violations of bodily autonomy involved) (not by sasha btw) trying to maintain alliances#with noble newt houses after betraying her father and eloping with the enemy#after learning The Truth^TM (which she's conveniently hiding from everyone else except maybe olivia and that's a big maybe)#cue some nice toad civil wars (the eastern and northern tower may support sasha but despite their less than friendly relationship#beatrix will NOT recognize this magical alien's victory over her dead brother. and my friend beatrix is not to be messed with)#anne having lots of self worth issues after her very morally questionable grandfather married her off to sasha for political reasons#marcy having. uh. green blood. and a weird metalic port in the back of her neck. her brain feels tingly when she touches it#and king andrias desperately fighting to crush this little frog valley rebellion and punish those to blame for the abduction of his daughte#edit: i meant ptsd. anne has ptsd from that time she may or may not have accidentally indirectly caused the death of sprig and polly's#parents at age 8 (they were her parents for 4 years. the only parents she remembers. she hasn't forgiven herself and deep down#neither has hop pop but we don't talk about it)
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sorry im still so fucking unwell about the bingge vs bingmei extra. not only did he get this little glimpse into a world where he's loved, but he goes home with evidence of it on him -- the disciple robes, and the little braid sqq sneakily put in his hair. can you imagine bingge going back to his world and realizing there's a delicate little braid in his hair, put there by the shizun that loved him and treated him tenderly. im going to eat gravel.
#svsss#this extra really haunts me on such a deep level#where would i be if not for this extra. god.#im just imagining him back in his world#changing out of the disciple robes since he never got to feel at home on qing jing#and then he lifts his hands to deal with his hair and his fingers catch on the braid#and he's caught in this cognitive dissonance#memories of *his* shen qingqiu#the one that beat him and abused him. the one he tore limb from limb.#and then this... other shen qingqiu. the one who gently brushed his hair and chose to be sneaky by putting a little braid in his hair#do you think he tore it out immediately#or do you think he left it there#and brushed off his wives' questions about it#my meta
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i love. calling nvthsly 'wives'
#IT FITS THEM SO WELL....#maybe it's because i continuously see one ge called wife while the other husband#cough#wriollette enjoyers who like making wriothesley An Alpha Male and Neuvillette ówò twink omega#augh im ripping out my hair thinking about it.#'i love my wife' and 'i miss my wife'#followed by a “i thought you were gay” question#yes. yes indeed. wife is husband husband.. is wife... eaaugahhdhh#i subconsciously call them wives too when i think abt them#i also like wondering if people get confused when i call neuvillette#wriothesley's wife#and wriothesley#neuvillette's wife#yk?#do they go.. 'wait who is the wife'#both!! both of them are...#gosh they're so lovely...
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Shelby's Aro btw
no theyre not . theyre literally fucking not

#i am doing so well at responding to this as calmly as i can . because Oh My God#if you wouldve asked this as a question i would have been even nicer but No .#why are you stating this like a fact ?? where did you get this information ????#also literally why would that fucking MATTERRR if that hasnt stopped people from shipping nature wives why should it stop them from shipping#literally ANYTHING ELSE . and shelby canonically has a crush on kat in season 2 like even if they were aro what is ur point BUT THEY ARENT#this frustrates me so much because shelby herself has had to emphasize this so many times and . Ugh#im sorry anon im sure you didnt know but . Hoowee#ask
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okay rizz
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whats gloria's combat style?
deceptive, mostly. she's not physically strong, the average wastelander is a much better shot than her, and her vision and sense of hearing are limited in part due to the severity of her burns. she is, however, very cunning and very pragmatic.
almost everybody gloria kills across the two books are completely defenseless, actively running away from her, surrendered, or put into situations specifically orchestrated by her to make murdering them easy. she only kills in self-defence once, and while we don't see it, the state of the body leaves nick absolutely horrified. part of the conflict in dead woman walking is nick's inability to reconcile the fact she's able to do this with her positive qualities, made much worse by the fact she never expresses remorse for most of them
#text post#gloria roche#nick valentine#dead man talking#dead woman walking#tldr: she can make him worse#if she's in combat at all she has fucked up massively and is way way out of her depth#thank you for the question! she is my beautiful queen. she has so so so many problems#the character she's paralleled the most with is eddie winter if you want a sense for just how badly this all goes for nick#god gives his most suffering robots his most cancelled wives
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is the red guy single
He's... Ask him yourself.
#More than a dozen wives and as far as we know only three of 'em are legally bindin'#Well. Four. This is still a question for Gideon though.#winter fire
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Ask game: How would svsss change if airplane was transmigrated to be Shen Qingqiu (sorry I spelled it wrong 😭)
The way this ask showed up in my inbox and I had to do a double take because I thought it said 'How would svsss change if airplane was trans'
This might be a hot take but I don't think Airplane could play Shen Qingqiu as well as Shen Yuan. As much of a troll as he is, he doesn't naturally have the hater mentality or the same skill at adapting and remembering plot points. He also doesn't have Shen Yuan's natural wife beam
That being said, I do think Airplane would have a similar strategy as to Shen Yuan: be nice to Binghe so that he doesn't kill me, get the fuck out of the plot as soon as possible.
I think Airplane would really lean into the 'I am your dad' thing once he unlocks the OOC function. He does see Binghe as his son and I can see Binghe desperately clinging to any new family figure...even if said family figure will have to push him into the abyss and ruin his life
There is also the question of can the completely pathetic energy Shang Qinghua has transfer into Shen Qingqiu. Because I think Luo Binghe would be desperate to protect his new father figure if he also has wet hamster energy
#I think the biggest difference is just the nature of the relationship between Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu#because i think Shen Yuan and Airplane would have relatively similar reactions to being transmigrated into the body of the scum villain#they also both have knowledge that the other doesn't (airplane with Shen Jiu's past and hidden plotpoints and SY with the beasts and wives)#So i think they're evenly matched when it comes to knowledge#Also there is the question of Would Airplane have more confidence if he's placed inside of a powerful character like Shen Qingqiu#being at the bottom of the food chain since birth is a big reason of why Airplane is how he is as SQH#So I think he'd be more cocky as SQQ#I'm just rambling now#svsss#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#ask lemon#ask game
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El-Ahrairah

“All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you; digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.”
-Richard Adams, Watership Down
a/n: ya’ll know me by this point. one thing about me im GONNA illustrate a rabbit. reading watership down fundamentally changed eight year old me i was never the same. also can someone who knows how to make them help me with the photo id?? ik its easy i just want to make it correctly please and thank you
art credits: me (@cassiopoet)
#watership down#el ahrairah#the vibes of that book guys……#original illustration#folk art#idk if this counts as folk art but that’s what i was going for#artists on tumblr#artists of tumblr#tumblr please put me on the search bar#harpy hare#bc i was BLASTING it while drawing this#oh and#the crane wives#keep you safe on LOOP#folk aesthetic#exposure tags my beLOATHED#if you’re reading this#hi ! :)#thanks for reading#!#therians quick question#did watership down resonate with yall??#bc LORD the intense rabbit phase i went through#briefly left my wolf phase#(it wasn’t a phase i’m lowkey otherkinned)
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