#the x couple i said what i said

[sharp-fanged13]

What a wonderful occassion to remember this happened and is canon af:

[audhd-nightwing]

derek, kidnapped by hunters: you guys are so fucked

hunters: oh wolfy, this is a trap for your little betas. your wolves can’t save you

derek: i wasn’t talking about them :)

stiles, slamming the door open, covered in blood and furious: who the FUCK took my boyfriend

hunter: it’s one human, what’s he- *chokes and falls to the ground*

stiles, fully darth-vadering it: oh no, do go on :)

[iknowitwontwork]

i'm never gonna get over this btw

[after-the-end-times]

omg I love this by @steddieas-shegoes, but for some reason that scene from Ted Lasso immediately popped into my head when I was reading it? Thus, this:

It's not long after Steve and Eddie finally slept together for the first time that Eddie walks into the house to Steve holding a baby, a baby with curls and big amber eyes.

And he doesn't want to assume, but it is dressed in a pink onesie, so he's gonna go ahead and say she's a girl baby. And Eddie definitely knows there's normal things to ask about a surprise baby, like what's her name or who's is she or, even, where'd she come from, but nope.

"Is- Is she mine?" he says, eyes widening and a hand drifting up to his chest.

Steve just looks at him, a bemused smile spreading across his face,

"Eddie, we had sex, like, a week ago."

"Riiiight right right, sorry, yeah bad math" Eddie says, huffing out a laugh. 'Cause yeah, it's the math that's the issue.

Steve turns to head back into the kitchen, blithely adding as he goes,

"And if memory serves, you finished on my-"

"Woooah nonono!. Steve! You can't- That's not-" Eddie says rushing after him, stopping in front of Steve and the baby.

The baby who looks up at him with giant eyes and fingers in her mouth and looks so much like SteveandEddie that Eddie's brain is still trying to work out some sort of science or magic that would explain this situation because he suddenly wants it to be-

And Steve's just looking at him with the most gentle half smile and crinkly eyes, but Eddie just shakes his head to clear his thoughts, gently covers the baby's ears, and says in the most scandalized tone he didn't even know he had in him,

"There's no reason to get into the science of it all in front of the baby, Steve!"

Steve smiles wide at that and he heads to the sink, patting Eddie on the shoulder as he goes,

"Well, why don't we get her a bottle and then we can discuss the science of it all while she naps, hm?"

[thoughtfulchaos773]

He vividly remembers when Syd said Hi. Hello. and that was close to a year ago. He remembers her headband and the smile on her face. Usually, he only vividly remembers bad things- family dinners, yelling, glass breaking, slaps, and his favorite song going backward.

But the good thing he remembers is when he first met Sydney. He remembers the expression on her face when she said yes to his business proposal. He remembers all the good things she said about him.

This is 'the first moment I saw her, I knew' quote a million times over.

Tell me it's love without telling me it's love.

[sydneys-adamu]

I know the I’m sorry sign is essentially a frustrating stop gap that stands between carmy syd and an honest and expressive conversation and allows them to constantly dodge their actual feelings but fck if it’s not the most romantic shit I’ve ever seen. like what is that. how do they do that

[fandomfaeofveryfewf4cks]

Okay, but when the train pulls up and Ambrosius is waiting for them with the guards...

Ballister saw Ambrosius' face and then scrambled to hide...

Which honestly seemed a little out of character to me for a second because surely he isn't scared of these guards like that. He's beat their butts in training for most of their lives, right? (At least that's my headcannon)

It had to have been seeing Ambrosius that made him scurry like he's trying to hide from his crush.

More specifically, this is what I think was going on:

*pulls up to the station*

Nimona: We're here! Aww, and so are your friends!

Ballister thinking: shit, is Amby here? Is he mad?

Ballister *peaks out the window*

Ambrosius *major frowny face*

Ballister, who has had to deal with the 'disapproving hubbie face' only once before and hoped to never be on the other side of it again: gaaaah, oh shit, Bae is mad. Bae is very very mad.

I mean, I know they're both dealing with their own versions of feeling betrayed by the other in this scene, but I can't help but think Ballister has definitely seen that face before, (either at him like once or twice, and/or at countless people who had picked on Bal and did NOT live to tell the tale) and developed an instinctual "boyfriend is pissed, oh shit oh shit oh shit" kind of response.

[leashesandlaces]

I usually don't ship Sanji x Ace, but I don't mind seeing the pairing, but check em out..

Ace, who's a Devil Fruit user, he ate the Mera Mera no Mi, while Sanji is flame resistant.

can't you see how cute that pairing is?!???!?

Sanji not getting affected around Ace's flames made Ace fall for him as if like Sanji accepted Ace for something he is dangerous of.

[queenimmadolla]

I know you did “The Birds and WWEs” with Penny ready to throw down with Eddie for hurting her momma. HOWEVER image, if you will, this happens with baby Wayne while Penny is out somewhere with auntie Robin for a girl’s day or something so baby Wayne was taking a nap and they think he’s napping. So he hears reader and it sounds like she’s getting hurt so he freaks out and does the only thing he can think of and calls Uncle Steve saying that “MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING AND MOMMYS GETTING HURT” and he takes the phone to the door and Steve tries his damndest try not to burst into laughter realizing what happened. “Bud can you knock on the door and let mommy and daddy know you’re up? I think they’re just playing” so he knocks on the door and Eddie comes to the door disheveled af with his boxers on and is MORTIFIED cause he’s already having flashbacks to when he had this conversation with Penny.

Imma go ahead and hand over the reins to our little family because this is FANTASTIC!

There’s no chance in hell Eddie wouldn’t use his children’s nap times to rail you into the mattress. It’s why he looks forward toward to them (and also since it keeps them from turning into Gremlins). His kids are usually pretty heavy sleepers unless you and Eddie actually want them to sleep in (then they’re waking up if a twig across Hawkins snaps at 5am) so he’s not all that worried about you accidentally being too loud.

Which, of course, means he’d be HORRIFIED when he hears that knock at your bedroom door while he’s balls deep because he knows there’s only one other tiny person in the house. But he can’t leave his tot waiting for long so he’s gotta hop into his boxers (if you weren’t’ so mortified yourself—you’d make fun of him but you’re in an even worse state) and step out, swooping Wayne up before he can catch a glimpse of you in the bed, even though you’ve thrown yourself onto the other side of it.

Nothing is worse, though, than when Eddie picks up the sound of Steve’s voice and sees the clunky house receiver in his toddler’s hand because he knows he probably traumatized his baby and if, by the grace of Odin, Wayne managed to forget it, Steve never would, nor would he let Eddie live this down.

Steve when Wayne holds the phone to the door and he can hear you and Eddie having s*x:

[princess-from-another-galaxy]

My wilmon shipper heart, right now:

My August/Sara shipper heart, right now:

[violetmuses]

Hot Take 🔥

If Bucky and Sarah aren't OFFICIALLY viewed as a couple by the time Cap 4 is released, I'm leaving the theater. 🎟

[laismoura-art]

SAREENA! LOVE OF MY (AND BI-HAN’S) LIFE, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!!

AND SHE HAS HER HUBBY'S WEAPONS!!!!🥹

Can't believe my precious ship with ugly name is back in a game!!! I NEED THEM TO INTERACT SO BAD!!!!🥹🥹🩵❤️🩵❤️

Also, her demon form is so cool! But I'm kinda sad she doesn't have big demonic wings, but the tail definitely makes up for it👀

[perhaps-in-anotherdream]

[CN] Victor’s S2 CH 45-48 Karmas

【李泽言·一拥万梦】

“Embracing Ten Thousand Dreams”

“A very long time ago, I saw a beautiful sandcastle.”

“I don’t know how to make your tears stop.”

—

[whatanightmaregrinch]

The idea of a polite, never swearing sole suddenly breaking out into an extremely dirty pre-war rhyme with swears and absolutely shocking the bones away from deacon gives me life . Sole hearing the first word of the rhyme used in a conversation and it sets them off, and Deacon immediately begs to be taught the rhyme, wanting to know where Sole learned it, etc. He finds it hilarious when Sole and he tease Doctor Carrington with the dirty words, making him blush angrily and reprimanding them both??? Perfection

[while-i-procrastinate]

There is a lot that brought me joy in the Moving finale (I cried actual tears in the 3 seconds of family reunion they gave us), but nothing gives me more unadulterated pleasure than watching Bad Boy Bang Kisoo become Han Byul's cameraman/puppy!

[gifti3]

i wrote a really small thing related to this post! I've been getting back into OIs so i came up with this arranged marriage scenario in a Victorian setting for Asmo and MC and have been chewing on it for the past several days lol I think I'm gonna come up with more stuff for this later but I just wanted to post this for now φ(゜▽゜*)♪

The weather was nice out today so you decided to go for a walk around the estate garden and rest in a somewhat secluded spot. Unfortunately, someone had managed to find you. How did the two of you keep running into each other in place so vast?

"Sooo….." Asmodeus leans into your space to look at the pages of you book. "What are you reading?"

"…A book."

"…Well yea, but what is the book about?"

You hold back your sigh and answer instead. "It's just about something I took interest in recently…"

Asmo stares at you for a moment. "You know, I'm starting to realize something about you."

"You are?"

"Uh huh," he nods. "At first, I thought you were a cagey person, but you're just really socially awkward you know? You kind of remind me of one of my brothers."

You close your book without making note of the page you were on. "I'm going back inside. Goodbye."

"Wait, I didn't mean it in a bad way!"

You sigh. "Are you sure? Cause you've been pretty rude to me several times before. So I'm having a hard time believing that."

Asmodeus makes a face. "It was an observation?"

"Okay. Can you just…let me read please?" The request came out harsher than you intended but maybe you were feeling a little defensive.

So what if you were "awkward". You weren't expecting to talk to anyone when you came out here.

Asmodeus huffs and leans back on his hands. But he doesn't leave…. for some reason. Maybe he was bored?

You flip through your book trying to find what page you were on.

"Page seventy six."

You look over at Asmo who has already busied himself with inspecting his nails.

"Thanks."