#the yoshi clan

[worstvideogamesong-poll]

Worst Video Game Song Tournament - Round 3 Match 3

The Yoshi Clan - Yoshi's New Island

VERSUS

Mansion Basement - Resident Evil Director's Cut

FIGHT!

I would recommend listening to as much as you can of each song before voting, but how you choose is up to you! Remember to be civil in the tags and replies!

Propaganda under cut:

The Yoshi Clan:

"the ass band will play a song of farts to celebrate your failure"

"#FUCK YOU YOSHI"

"#yoshi sounds like suck"

"#YOOOOOOOOSHI CLAAAAN!!!!!!!! #ok im gonna complete my santa review before getting to my ten page essay on why i love yoshi clan. yea that shit bad #i accidentally started it playing in two tabs at different points of the video which was honestly really fun. i recommend tryin that esp wi #bad songs really adds smthn to the exprience. it was awesoeme #it also just sounds the exact type of awful that that video image implies which is cool. its so perfect. it sounds ass #but. what it can not beat. is my favorite of all time. my darling love. it is time to begin my sermon #ok so yoshi clan is just so beautifully terrible. and truly the whole soundtrack is an orchestra of bad design. and its so fun to look at #that really nice professional looking art for the game and get BLASTED with kazoo #and like. i understand the thought process. kazoo does seem silly goofy yoshi. and it also sounds like a chorus of pain #now this song specifically has some really great awkward pauses. at 0:16 theres like a full 3 seconds of silence. which is SO cool #then the hot cross bun bit that ends at 0:27 gets so sad and deflated at the end of it. like it starts off in time but then clearly the #soloist got kinda embarrassed alone and so rushed and got really quiet. and its just so sad and lonely. its so cool #also some of these pauses have a couple lone far away kazoo squeaks for no reason before the 'melody' comes back in? awesome #but what i really really love about this. what really draws my eye. is the ending. because we go through this entire rigamarole with the #worst secondhand embarrassment of my life. then. 0:43. the kazoos move out. and in. the most genuinely awesome groovy drum beat in the worl #like its SO good. and those last few seconds are like you're in a different world. like you just survived horrors and you are brought to an #angelic chorus. and it lasts what 5 seconds? 5 seconds of beauty after a full 40 seconds of purgatory. in what world do horrors live foreve #while an angel can last for only a flash #its cruelty. its injustice. its completely ingenious. incredible music making. i am in such awe. #anyways thats my manifesto. please feel free to put any of this in the propaganda section op. im passioante"

Mansion Basement:

"this song fucking sucks. i love it."

"[Mansion Basement] is literally what letting my cat walk over my keyboard set on some particularly bad trumpet sample feels like. Spectacular"

"#This is so funny #Who made mansion basement?? #It's so sad!! #And pathetic!!"

"#whaat the fuuuck is up with [Mansion Basement]"

"#like NOTHING can compare to mansion basement #what the FUCK"

"#the mansion basement made me cry #ithink i know who the winner here is #🎺🔥🔥🎺🔥🎺🔥🎺🔥🎺🔥🎺🔥"

"#[Mansion Basement] THO HEEEELP.??? BABY ON FL STUDIO TRYING TO PLAY MARIO UNDERGROUND THEME...."

"#resident evil is a joke song for clowns"

"#I'M NOT LISTENING TO THE OTHER ONE I KNOW FOR A FACT IT'S MANSION BASEMENT #THE STORY BEHIND IT IS WILD TOO SO THAT'S AN AUTOMATIC WIN BABBBEEEYYY" (pollrunner's note if anyone knows what the story is please tell me i am dying to hear about it)

"#i saw the title of this post and literally IMMEDIATELY thought of mansion basement #felt emotionally validated when i saw it was an option #i love that song #in the worst way #like a drunk zombie looking for its keys in an orchestra"

"#im fucking obsessed with mansion basement. sweep"

"#what the hell that is not a real resident evil song #did they really just make that and put it in the game #what"

"#I ACTUALLY LIKE THE BASEMENT SONG because it perfectly captions how like- #the sneaky suspicion of getting diharrea feels"

"#fart basement ofc"

"#Mansion basement is objectively the funniest song ever"

Feel free to add more propaganda in the tags and replies, or send it to me in the ask box and I'll try to share it as soon as I can!

[sticker-star-sketchbook]

pov: you're a tired ex-actor mutated rat dad who just discovered your toddler mutant (pre-ninja) turtle has unlocked your family's innate mystic gifts including a bunch of untapped powers your Grandpa Sho never bothered mentioning (_ _;)

[shootingstarsue]

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

Scenes id love to see in rottmnt is the turtles realizing they all think their last name is different

Mikey thinks its "Jitsu"

Leo thinks its "Splinterson"

Donnie thinks their last name should properly be "Hamato-Draxum" but he hates Draxum so he's been using "Hamato"

Raph thought they didnt have one

Splinter never intended for them to have one (as he doesnt as Splinter) and his mixed feelings towards the Hamato Clan dont help clear things up

April thought their last name was "Turtle" and she never thought to actually ask them if they had a last name

[quartergremlin]

The panel where spliter picks up a baby turtle and straight up squints at the genital area made me break out into laughter. Isnt that what people do to new kittens?! Thats not usually how someone looks at a baby!

and the kids are p okay with being manhandled like that, so it's probably fine?

[theangrycomet-art]

Mad Dog Lines Up PT 2

Behold the Non-Turtle Hamato Clan members

NGL, my post movie designs have been on point ^.^

Part 1 (the Turtles)

COMMISSIONS OPEN

Individual reference Sheets

[the-doctor-3000]

HC: Being Master Splinter's Younger Sister

When you, Yoshi and Saki were kids everything was perfect and peaceful.

And as the only girl in the family, you were treated differently.

Your brothers would be protective of you whether it was something dangerous or when it involved you getting into a romantic relationship.

They'd play with you when you were younger and you'd all practice together.

(And because you were the only girl, your father would barely let you out in fear of you getting hurt.)

But these days were over once they both developed feelings for Tang Shen.

Of course, you didn't mind her.

She was, after all, your best friend.

Though what you couldn't stand was their competitive behaviour toward each other.

Things only got worse even when Shen chose Yoshi.

Your father had gone ill.

Saki still tried to win Shen back but to no avail.

And when Miwa, your niece, was born, Shen wanted the three of them - Yoshi, her and Miwa - to go live in New York.

You found the idea reasonable.

If Miwa were to stay in the dojo, she would have the same life as you and your brothers.

You tried to talk to Yoshi about it.

To convince him.

But

He wouldn't listen.

"This isn't a life for little Miwa, brother, and you know it." you said in a firm tone

"Y/n, you know I can't. I have the dojo—"

"Stop talking about it! Always the same excuse!"

"You're only saying that because you won't have to become the leader of our clan. You don't know what it's like."

You gritted your teeth, "You're right. I don't, but I do know that I spent my whole entire life in this place. I want Miwa to have what I couldn't."

"Y/n, Miwa isn't your responsibility."

You froze there.

He was right but she was your niece and you could see yourself in that little baby.

So, even if it wasn't, it felt like your responsibility.

Though, since he didn't want to listen, you just nodded silently and left to your room.

And when you thought things couldn't get worse - they did.

Your father planned on marrying you to another clan in order to keep the Hamato clan alive.

Guess what?

Yoshi didn't say anything.

He just stood there and let it happen.

Saki protested. Saying that it was unfair to you.

Though grateful that one of your brothers was understanding - you felt betrayed by Yoshi's action.

You didn't talk to him all day, no matter how hard he tried.

Not accepting the fate that your father wanted, you packed your stuff and by the morning you were gone.

Sixteen years later. . .

You had fallen in love with a wonderful woman/man/person and soon the two of you got married.

And you had two beautiful children together.

One day, as your kids were playing with your partner, you watched the news and saw something that you never expected to see again.

A ninja star that belonged to your clan.

It was found in New York.

Your partner also recognized it and knew very well of what happened between you and your brother.

They suggested to go there and see him.

Your children also wanted to go there so they could meet one of their uncles.

Not being able to say 'no' to your kids, you accepted.

To New York - you searched everywhere but couldn't find him.

Everywhere except for the sewers.

Your partner asked to go search down there but you found the notion of your brother living in the sewers ridiculous.

Moments later you were in the sewers.

Your kids pulled a 'puppy's eyes' on you and you easily gave in.

As you felt a relief that you couldn't find him, you ended into a some kind of lair.

Smug smirks by BOTH your partner and kids.

You took a deep breath, and then called out for your brother, "Yoshi? Are you in here?"

Some humanoid turtles came out with weapons in their hands. You immediately took a fighting stance as you stood in front of your family. They didn't look familiar but the feeling wasn't mutual as they seemed to recognize you.

The one in orange spoke up, "Dudes! She looks too much like Master Splinter's sister!"

Before anyone could react, the said man- rat came into the room.

"What's going on here?" he said, his eyes widened when his gaze fell on you "Y/n?"

That voice. . . It couldn't be. . . Your eyes also widened in shock. Your brother. He was standing in front of you, alive and kicking, but he was different in appearance.

But you didn't need to recognize him from his looks - his voice was enough and his eyes. This was indeed your brother.

Slowly, you walked up to him and hugged him

Him holding you tightly, afraid that you might disappear

You apologising over and over for staying angry at him.

Afterward, you were introduced to your nephews.

Each one gave you an interesting impression.

And then you introduced Yoshi to his sister/brother/sibling-in-law.

Ofc like the big brother he is, he did some questioning about their intentions with you.

But he soon stopped at the sight of his adorable niblings.

You also met April and Casey.

You were a bit more strict with Casey and Raph because of the way they behaved.

Spending quality time with the turtles and your brother.

You are also a GREAT mother figure to April and she admires you for being a ninja and a mother.

Overall, your life felt complete.

(*casually ignores s4 because it makes me cry*)

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[insanity-apathy]

I don’t know what’s worse.

The fact that Yoshi clearly did not think the shredder was real. Meaning he slowly came to the realization that his family had been killing themselves over nothing, that he lost his family to nothing, lost his mother to nothing but a fairytale, and now here was his grandfather expecting him to do the same. He spent years thinking his family destroyed themselves over nothing more than a hallucination or a family history so warped from the truth it could never possibly be real. He spent his entire life trying to get as far away from that as possible.

Or the fact that he suddenly was faced with the horrific reality that it was real. That he could lose his children to this.

That his family expected him to sacrifice his children to this.

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

How Shredder thought himself how to take care of 4 little mutant turtles. The hardest part was the bites...

The kids essentially inherent Saki's anger issues...

[fabuloustrash05]

You know, the S3 episode Tale of The Yokai kinda hints at the possibility that Tang Shen and Saki (Shredder) used to be in a relationship before Shen married Yoshi (Splinter). We see this in the scene where Saki is talking to Shen after he “saved” her from the Yokai (aka the Turtles) and he begs her to "take him back".

Honestly, I hate to make Tang Shen the bad guy with this theory, but what if she had an affair?? This possible concept would give Saki more of a motivation as to why he snapped and attacked Yoshi, believing Miwa is the result of their affair and is his child.

[reluctantscribe]

LOOKIT MY LIL GUYS THEY LOOK SO GOOD!! I CANNOT WAIT!!! Gonna be the best TMNT ever!!!!!

[sticker-star-sketchbook]

a couple of quick vignettes of Splinter bonding with Raph and Mikey

(i imagine that hair produced by mystic energy grows pretty quickly XD)

(Donnie and Leo)

(haircut cont.)

[griffinclaw7]

Ah okay soo…

What if I told you that the turtles defeating Shredder was kind of essential for the survival for their lost sisters.

I think we all remember this moment

And how Splinter‘s mom just disappeared into thin air since the spell keeping Shredder locked away demanded the souls of the Hamato women once they reached a certain age. However in conclusion that would mean that the two lost turtle sisters if the brothers hadn’t defeated Shredder would have just one day without warning just kind of

And no one would have ever known what happened to them, which is honestly SO disturbing

[pezhead]

Is your TMNT Redesign AU going off of the same story/lore of 2012 and it's just a redesign, or does it have it's own story but still going off of the lore of 2012, or is it new story and new lore?

New story! New lore! (but definitely 2012 inspired cause I like the darker tone of that iteration)

For example: In my AU, back when he was human, Yoshi (Splinter) took on an adopted father type role to Saki (Shredder) before Saki finds out Yoshi is the last surviving member of an opposing clan. Saki then betrays Yoshi to prove himself worthy to lead the Foot Clan.

So the Shredder is kinda like the turtles' evil older sibling.

[blindaysblogforturtles]

Loser