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Ima be so real rn. I'm actually so sick and tried of radioapple shippers making the relationship sexual.

LIKE ALASTOR IS ACE. CANNONICALLY. EVEN IF MISS BOSS GIRL SAID IT WAS OKAY TO SHIP ITS NOT OKAY TO JUST DISREGARD THE FACT THAT ALASTOR IS FUCKING ASEXUAL. FUCK MAN.

I like the ship when it's like forced besties or maybe even sweet romantic (as far as I know Alastor isn't confirmed Aromantic, just Asexual, so from my knowledge it's possible. Not that he would cannonically want a relationship in the first place lol) kind of relationship. That stuff respects his identity.

But when you start making it sexual? What. The. FUCK. Just take representation and violate the character I guess, asshole.

Same thing with radiostatic, I prefer the one side version of it cuz well. It's cannon man. Like Vox is literally obsessed with Alastor and Alastor is just 😐. LMAO.

Anyways. Yeah. Stop taking representation just because you wanna draw porn. (I don't care if that's what you do, I have no problem with that. My problem is the character you use. LEAVE THE ASEXUALS ALONE FUCKING HELL.)

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i would boop you more but it’s way past my bedtime and i have to wake up early 🤭

Get your beauty sleepy kitten whiskers, we can boop more tomorrow 🤘🏼😎 /silly /POS /p

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REALLLLLL @thefanboyhub

[brontekotlcyan]

Hey bbg, my other account is @thefanboyhub anyways.

What are your Bronte HeadCannons????

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Here are some headcanons.

Bronte would have the WORST nightmares of his past. Like throwing up panic attack shaking can't eat for three days type of ones

Bronte definitely feels sick after he eats

Bronte has a kitten sneeze

He's also very touch starved, that bitch needs cuddles, but he doesn't let anyone within ten feet of him unless he knows he can trust them and even then won't go past a pat on the shoulder

Bronte needs cuddled.

Bro be hitting that ogre alcohol

Cutie patiotie.

Good with autistic people.

Secretly craves hugs!!!!!

He knew someone very close to him who died when he was 200-300 years old.

He loves Kenric and Oralie but never shows it.

His parents hated him because he accidentally inflicted on his mother.

He was a raptor trainer!!!!!

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Things I think the SBG gang would say when you wake up after falling asleep on them. I came up with this shit in Geometry leave me alone 😭

Tyler:

"Well good morning, Princess."

- Specifically in that fake annoyed tone and also sleepy voice.

- Does not matter what gender you are, he would call you princess.

Taylor:

"Hi Precious, had a good nappy nap?"

- Is actively playing with your hair.

- Looks at you with that look of pure adoration while pinching the fuck out of your cheeks.

Logan:

"Good nap, Love?"

- Looks like he was about to pass out too when you woke up.

- No glasses on.

- Super respectful with how he's cuddling you and it's adorable.

Ben (either written on his phone or asl):

"Welcome back, Sunshine." DIES EXPLODES I LOVE YOU BBG

- He's just happy to be there.

- Will tell you to go back to sleep.

- Feels needed and is very comfortable, probably playing with your hair (if long enough he's braiding it over and over again.)

Mr. Durable (Aiden):

"Oh hey the dead has arisen!"

- Pokes your face a few times and laughs when you slap his hand and his your face using his body to do so.

- After that he'll just hold you even tighter and bitch if you try to wiggle away from snuggle time.

Ashlyn:

Nothing. She's passed out with you. Like baby, if you're sleeping ON HER. She trusts you enough to sleep too. Or you're Aiden.

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Random ass head cannons I have for SBG gang yuh let's go:

Tyler will call people he likes (platonic or romantic) princess regardless of gender, mostly uses it when he's teasing them or in like idk a passive aggressive way. Like "No shit, princess." Or "Okay princes, calm down." Always paired with an eye roll tho.

Taylor hates Taylor Swift because of the annoying jokes people do with her name.

Adding to the last one, Aiden found that out when he made a joke once and she looked like she was about to throw him out the window lol.

Logan has helped everyone get their zodiac charts and read them. He fucking memorized them too. Little nerdy boy <3

Ashlyn doesn't initiate physical touch(hugs, hand holding, cuddling, ect) with people often (cannon btw), but when she does it always makes whoever was chosen feel special.

Ben listens to literally everything. All music. He's polyjamours.

Tyler is actually pretty good at guitar and was something he's liked since a kid, he loves music with heavy guitar in it. He also named his guitar Mel, like Melody. Only people to touch it was Taylor and Ben.

I see some people say Tyler has Logan tutor him but like. No? Tyler is hella smart and doesn't need to be tutored? Like c'mon. BUT Logan does have Tyler help him work out (Logan's body before and after phantom realm goes crazy man) after the whole almost died to phantom thing.

Aiden use to experiment with hair dye before he fell in love with blond. Also his eyes are red, it's not contacts. It's just his eye color lightening s he aged or smt. Fight me.

Ashlyn hates sour food and loves the more bitter stuff. Aiden loves sour food and hates bitter stuff. They trade food sometimes so they don't have to suffer.

Ben and Aiden know ASL, Taylor is learning to talk to Ben better.

Logan can draw but he doesn't do it often but he loves to watch Ben draw. It makes him want to draw too.

Taylor draws on her friends arms, Tyler will pretend to hate it same with Ash but they always ask her to redraw things when they fade. Aiden once had Taylor do an detailed tattoo like design on his arm in class. It didn't wash of for almost three weeks.

Aiden actually has sensitive skin, the wrong fabric gives him rashes. No one but him knows what fabric won't, it's all based on touch.

Tyler can cook really well, and even enjoys it sometimes. Can't bake for shit though.

Aiden knows ballroom dancing. Rich families or old fashioned one tend to know how to ballroom dance (I use to know)

That's all for now

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If i see one more person call Sophie mutha fuckin Elizabeth Foster a "marry sue" or diss her in any way I'm going to lose my shit.

You don't have to like her but don't talk about her god damn character if you ain't even know it. Like are you even reading the book? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HER AT ALL?

Homegirl has been through a lot, even before Fitz basically ripped her life by the roots and tossed her into a new world without warning.

How about you fucking think what your life would look like if you had thought constantly blaring into your mind, being bullied because you're too "smart" or stupid shit like being a geek. Imagine hearing how your family REALLY thinks about you, all. The. Fucking. Time.

Imagine being so scared to stand out more than you already do that your whole fashion and personality is shaped around being bland and boring. Imagine only having a damn cat to comfort you because you couldn't hear it's thoughts (which in actuality she probably did which I'll talk about later).

Imagine a cute guy changes your world, you get new parents and then they cancel the adoption, then you get fucking KIDNAPPED. WITH YOUR ONLY FRIEND ON TOP OF THAT.

Survive almost dying right after being kidnapped and realize you have more abilities that make you stand out EVEN MORE IN A WORLD THAT YOUR SUPPOSEDLY SUPPOSED TO FIT PERFECTLY IN WITH.

Then over the course of the next three years have your friends risk their lives after you BEGGED AND PLEADED WITH THEM TO NOT BE STUPID. On top of all that, y'know all the ADULTS trying to kill you and the "actually good guys" telling you to be a leader (but actually just need you as a damn puppet), you have normal teenage drama?

4 FUCKING YEARS OF TRAUMA AND GUILT AND DEATH AND DESTRUCTION. AND Y'ALL CALL HER A DAMN MAREY SUE AND SHES "so basic" OR "she's kinda bratty" OR, OH THIS ONES JUST SO FUCKING GREAT! "She risks all her friends lives"

Y'all. I swear. Don't talk about a character if you can't even BEGIN to understand them.

You don't gotta like em, but don't you DARE try to talk about em like you know em. Ugh.

Anyways, #sophiedeservessomeloveandtherapy!

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Hey y'all. Thoughts on angel dust being trans? His sister is his twin and well. Idk I think it fits.

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May or may not have a crush (platonic queer kind of crush) on someone and I want to die (I do not like being in relationships.)

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I promise I can draw guys. I swear. I just have inconsistent art style 😭

Vaggie, Chaggie, Human!Cherri bomb and Human!Sir pentious, sad Lucifer doodle and silly Vaggie doodle.

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Take some crappy Hazbin Hotel ship fanart

Chaggie and Huskerdust world domination ✨

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Bronte headcanons?!??!

(Sorry if I've already asked you that)

Do you want to give Bronte a kiss on the forehead and cuddles???

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I LOVE HIM MORE THI OBVI ALSO YESSSSSSS I DO AND YES I WILL GIVE YOU MY HEADCANNONS

He started the whole vampire shit with humans. He was so emo and brooding and all that silly stuff when humans were around and it made the myth/legend of vampires.

He actually loves his curly hair but refuses to be taken as a joke so he keeps his hair buzzed. (Too many people said he looked soft with his curly hair long)

If he were to step down from the council it would be to adopt a child. DONT ASK ME WHY I JUST HAVE A FEELING HE WOULD OK.

Use to be reckless and wild until he accident hurt people he cares about which set him down the path to becoming what he is today.

Is more up to date with the times than any other ancient elf. He is actually surprisingly patient and loves to learn the new stuff no matter how hard he tries to bullshit it and say he doesn't care and all that emo bs.

If he cares about you he's very attentive and does a lot of silent acts of service; like making food and having it sent to you and all that jazz. But it's hard for anyone to get in his heart, mostly because he takes his job seriously.

Definitely not straight. His sassy ass is most definitely bisexual but also not really into anyone. He just thinks everyone is hot and doesn't think much farther than that.

The OG emo/goth but when he was younger he was the OG punk/scene kid. Don't ask, I just know it ok.

When not sober he's literally the softest and silliest guy ever: one time he flirted with Emery while drunk (he made an excuse the next day saying he thought Emery was a women while drunk. It was a lie. He knew.)

Switches from the parent of the council to the bratty child who doesn't like complying with the group.

Very close with Oralie, even before Sophie. He was one of the few people to support her and actively gossips with her. They are besties your honor.

He used to be much sillier and laid back when he first joined the council but after the thousands of years and all that he's seen he learned to become cold and do what has to do.

Out of all the council he would be the least likely to have his mind shatter from guilt: especially if the guilt would be murder of any kind. He's seen a lot and he's desensitized to it in a sense. He wouldn't feel an ounce of guilt if it was to protect the helpless.

He is very against hurting helpless people in any kind. He was only aggressive with Sophie because he knew she wasn't helpless and that she was probably dangerous; He never wished her to be harmed in the way she was. Even when inflicting he went easy on her.

I also think he only basically bullied Sophie to push her to be better to prove him wrong. He did not want her to be evil, so he was the bad that pushed her to do good ifykwim.

Likes to nap any chance he gets. He just likes how comfy his bed is tbh.

Not fond of land animals unless they're fluffy as all hell and adores sea creatures.

Use to hate change when he was younger and now he's so used to change that he handles it the best out of anyone on the council.

Mourns his old friends as if they were dead because he cannot connect with anyone due to his job. Secretly thinks of Oralie and Emery as his friends but never tell him. (They know and they also don't say anything.)

Emery and Him have kissed. I just know it.

Disassociates a lot. Dawg is traumatized, like he's been alive for how long? Ain't no way he ain't traumatized.

Anyways

That's all <3

(I could make this man smile I swear I could. Like I could make him happy. Once chance Bronte PLEASE. AGE IS JUST A NUMBER 😭/J)

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Hello. Accept my Hazbin Hotel Fan Art :)

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HELP ME AREGGHHHHHHHHH

My hyperfixations+ special interests are all popping up at once and the creativity flow is all up but also overwhelming and HDHSUNZVSJDNDBD

Too many ideas ow brain. Is this what Dex felt like????

Fucking Hazbin Hotel, KOTLC, PJO, Literally Amy other fucking thing I am into. Heavy on special interest (FNAF) UGGHHHHH

I wanna nap.

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Saw a random post about Bob Marley and him being evil and saying "Worry about a thing." And my mind went to Alden evil version. Help me 😭

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✨ KOTLC ART ✨

You can tell which ones had references and which ones I just winged it. It's all done traditional style and all done at times I was supposed to be paying attention to lecture 💀

I need to get back into art and what better inspiration then the fact KOTLC doesn't have a lot of artist making content?

Anyways. Enjoy my mid art ✨

↓ Keefe Sencen ↓

↓ Councilor Oralie ↓

(ignore how dyslexic my ass is and spelling Oralie's name wrong—)

↓ Dex Dizznee ↓

↓ Stina Heks ↓

↓ Tam Song + Linh Song ↓