Kid MC: Uncle Luke? Why is Papa being called?
Luke: *walking them back to Simeon's room* *holding their hand* Father is going to ask him questions.
Kid MC: Why is Grandpa asking Papa questions?
Luke: *troubled smile* I don't know. You can ask Simeon later.
Kid MC: Okay!
Luke: ...
Luke: MC, um... Do you know that you're a... Um...
Luke: Do you know that you're a demon?
Kid MC: What's a demon?
Luke: Demons are...
Luke: ...
Luke: Demons are like... the guardian of the night.
Kid MC: *amazed* That's so cool! Yes! I'm a demon!
Kid MC: I'm Papa's guardian at night!
Luke: ...
Luke: *smiles at their enthusiasm* We're here.
Kid MC: Uncle Luke! Are you going to play with me again?
Luke: *nods* I'll be picking you up after I'm done with my chores.
Kid MC: Okay! Ba-bye! *hugs him before running to Simeon's bed*
Luke: *smiles before closing the door*
Luke: ...
Luke: I hope Simeon is alright.
Theo: Do you hide any resentment from me, Simeon?
Simeon: No, father.
Theo: Then how would you explain that child?
Simeon: I don't know. One day, I just woke up, holding them in my arms. *smiling to himself*
Simeon: I was so happy that day.
Theo: ...
Theo: Do you really have no idea why your child is a demon?
Simeon: No.
Theo: ...
Theo: You're dismissed.
Simeon: Thank you, father. *bows and leaves the room*
Theo: ...
Theo: He's not being truthful, but he isn't lying to me either.
Theo: ...
Theo: I would like to meet the demon child myself.
Michael: *chuckles* That's going to be hard, father.
Theo: There's nothing difficult for you, Michael. Don't be silly.
Michael: Alright. You're the heavenly father. Who am I to oppose?
Kid MC: Writing to Uncle Lucifer again, Papa?
Simeon: Hm-hm.
Kid MC: *looks at the paper* But I see no words, Papa.
Simeon: *chuckles* *patting their head* It's something important. Papa can't show it to you.
Kid MC: *pouts* Why not?
Simeon: Because it's a very, very important message for Uncle Luci.
Kid MC: Hmm... Very, very important message are no-no?
Simeon: *chuckles* Quite.
Kid MC: *pouts even more*
Simeon: However, Papa will give you this. You can write message too just like this one.
Simeon: But only use it when it's important, okay?
Kid MC: *smiles* Okay!
Barbatos: Lucifer.
Lucifer: A letter from Simeon?
Barbatos: Yes. *hands it to him*
Lucifer: *immediately opens it and reads it content* *his eyebrows furrowed*
Barbatos: Is it a terrible news?
Lucifer: It seems you know.
Barbatos: I've had this feeling that it is.
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: Celestial Realm found out about the existence of Simeon's child.
Barbatos: ...
Barbatos: *smiles* Oh?
Lucifer: *frowns* Why are you smiling?
Barbatos: Nothing. I'm just surprised they haven't thrown his child down here.
Lucifer: Are you trying to make me mad?
Barbatos: Of course not. However, isn't it suspicious to say the least?
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: You're right.
Asmo, Mammon, and Levi: *eavesdropping on their conversation*
Asmo: Oh dear... Do you think Simeon's child is in danger?
Mammon: I won't be surprised. A demon child in Celestial Realm?
Levi: But still, they wouldn't hurt a child. No?
Asmo and Mammon: ...
Levi: ...
Levi: Come on, guys! We were former angels! They wouldn't hurt a child, right?!
Mammon: Yeah, yeah. Sure, they won't.
Levi: Asmo! How about you?!
Asmo: *doubtful frown* No comment.
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I know this technically didn't happen, but Megatron talking about Optimus to the Warrior Cadets, and maybe others, as Mathew is so funny! Like, Megatron's doing the whole "all good lies have a bit of truth in them" thing, so people in Marley would unknowingly be getting real(ish) informative about Optimus. And a lot of it isn't even nice!
Mathew: I had this friend once-
Magath: I'm surprised you had a friend in general.
Mathew: Shut up. I had this friend, and he was the most annoying little know-it-all you'll ever meet. He was waaaaaay too freindly and talked about "world peace" and "freedom for all" like it was actually possible.
Gabi: Wow, he sounds like a dork.
Mathew: The biggest dork. And a history nerd.
*Later, when Gabi is on the island*
Optimus: *being super freindly, talking about world peace and freedom for all, and using historical quotes.*
Gabi: Wait a minute... you're that dork Mathew told us about!
Optimus:
Optimus: I didn't realize you cared about me that much.
Megatron, scoffing: Spare me the dramatics, Prime. I was doing it for the mission!
Gabi: But you said that you'd always liked his story.
Optimus looking smug: Did you now?!
Megatron: Better think of your last words because that's what's going on their tombstone girl!
Magath:...They're both disasters.
Hanji and Levi: You have no idea.
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Theo Levy
Leader and primarily close combat fighter of the villain team; works with Callan, Rhys, Armello, and Kaz under the alias Inkcap
Later becomes the medical head of the American facility
Childhood friend, partner, and later husband to Julio
Queer platonic partners with Callan and Rhys
Later father to Dio and Esmeralda
25 in original storyline; ~30 when he becomes a father; ~50 in second gen storyline; ~60 when losing Dio
Demiromantic / Demisexual Gay; Trans man
5'5
Owned a small plant shop, inherited from his grandparents
Power is Biological Manipulation; cannot create what isn't already there, but is capable of repairing, altering, and destroying what is. Cannot use it on himself. Has heavy drawbacks that affect his cardiorespiratory system.
Uses a pistol for ranged combat needs
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MC: I don't think this is a good idea...
Simeon and Barbatos: *have managed to convince MC to visit their family*
Simeon: MC, we're already here.
Barbatos: And they're expecting us.
MC: *sigh*
Simeon: I'm going to knock—
*the door bursts open, someone drags Simeon inside, then the door closes*
MC and Barbatos: ...
MC's sister: *yells* THIS IS NOT MC!!!
MC: I feel exhausted.
*the door opens again*
Simeon: *laughs* Oh my, MC. Your family are so excited to see you!
MC: ...
MC: More like they were planning to capture me.
Simeon: *shakes off the rope tied around him* It was a nice gesture though.
MC's mom: *runs to hug MC* My baby's alive!
MC: No, I died.
Barbatos: Pft—
MC's dad: Please come in. And MC?
MC: ...
MC's dad: *finger guns* You had beaten me to it.
MC: ...
Levi: Wh-What?
MC: *has been drained* *cuddling him*
Levi: ...
Levi: Are you alright?
MC: I hate family reunions.
Levi: ???
Barbatos: Looks like we've gone too far.
Simeon: Levi, next time, go with us.
Levi: Huh? Why? Where did you go?
Simeon: We visited their family in the human world. And oh, look. They gave us a souvenir.
Simeon: MC's unused pair of shoes.
Levi: ...
Levi: They're small— Oh. Can I have them?
Barbatos: *amused smile* And what are you going to do with these, Levi?
Levi: Um... *checks if MC is already sleeping*
Levi: *when he sees that they are*
Levi: I've been having this dream marathon for a week, and I'm on that part where MC and I have a child and he's on their age when they got these shoes.
Levi: Please don't tell them.
Simeon: Don't worry. Yours is more reasonable.
Simeon: Michael, on the other hand, has only been dreaming of weddings. And I'm getting tired of them.
Barbatos: Levi, I think MC needs to move to a cozier place.
Levi: Er... We'll just stay like this.
Theo: Raphael? How are MC, Simeon, and Michael doing in Devildom?
Raphael: I think they've quite enjoying themselves.
Theo: I see. You need to send them a reminder soon to come back here.
Theo: Especially Michael, that little—.
Raphael: Why, father?
Theo: Wedding magazines have been piled up on his desk. And for damn's sake, there's a honeymoon brochure as well.
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Okay new poll, people: The third-party players of Attack on Titan.....
I don't even know if my account is still relevant or if anyone still gives a shit about my opinions or criticisms since not only am I a pariah in the wider fandom, but with Attack on Titan having come to an ignoble end, it's clear my endeavors to salvage this shitshow or to protect its better elements were futile out the gate. Not sure what purpose I can still serve here, time will tell soon what if anything I still have to cling to here.
In the meantime, I have another overdue subject to tackle; Attack on Titan, being the intertangled web of secret agendas it is invited a lot of other characters who saw fit to affect the plot in one way or another. Whether it was for better or worse though, that's another story. And I can think of plenty who did not contribute positively to the story as a whole. So, with that said.....
I will not be including Colt Grice on this list, since he never felt like a fully involved part of the Warriors and is kind of a flat character at that.
Farmer-Kun is also excluded, since I have a feeling he'd be far too easy a pick, nobody likes Historia's maybe-husband anyway. A guy who doesn't even get a name OR a face.
And if you folks remember my Most Useless Characters post from a year ago, you'll recall that most of these aforementioned characters made that list. And let's be real here, when it came to new characters, Isayama's final act introduced a LOT of unwanted company that I think only weighed down the story. And I'm not even including the worst offender on this list..........You know her name.
So who's everyone's pick for the biggest piece of dead weight from this lot? I genuinely want to know.
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