Tumgik
#there are so many layers to that joke
llitchilitchi · 10 months
Note
does your name come from tamagotchi names?
nope it's just a joke about how I really like litchi
4 notes · View notes
poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
Flagrant Favourism.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
1K notes · View notes
sergle · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
I don't disagree w this person's tags in general BUT!! my thought: it's almost even better that way- the fact that she CHOSE to be fat and that wasn't even her default appearance. like that she could choose to look any type of way, and that's what she picked.
453 notes · View notes
letsmcfreackingloseit · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!
I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!
I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!
And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:
Tumblr media Tumblr media
and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.
Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer
Vanessa; POLAR BEARS
Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D
Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')
#apex polarity#polar!y/n#polar!vanessa#polar!michael#polar!eclipse#orca!eclipse#dca#dca au#OK! Here comes the obligatory extra thoughts section- from top to bottom order- GO!!!#BEHOLD!: is the will smith meme- but it's also kind of a reference to the “BEHOLD- a man!” joke but- you know- in reverse :P#also if you wondering why Y/n is kind of T-posing- it's the 'I have too many layers of clothes so I'm sort of T-posing' pose#I love drawing them like that XD#and also I'm giving them a little sass- you know- as a treat 💅❇️#NDA: I love michael. He's been through shit and is trying so hard to keep everyone safe-#and for that I want to give him a break and a hug :')#POLAR BEARS: I know and you know and SHE knows *nods knowingly* polar bears XD#Me and the bad bitch: this fits so well with polar!y/n but it would be an even better fit for hare!y/n XD#my pronouns: Sorry Y/n- eclipse will like you no matter the gender- so you're stuck! Good luck! XD#Yeti puns: OK so Michael knows sirens exists right?#So I was thinking that he's probably a cryptid believer- but not so much a cryptid enjoyer#So I was trying to make a mug slogan that was kind of both#but that was HARD- so in the end I picked just a pure and very simple yeti pun for his mug#the 'Yeti? Not on my watch!' ties back to michael believeing in cryptids- but not liking them#so yes- my headcanon is he will send cryptids to Uno hell if possible#at 'yeti spagetti!' I was grasping at straws- NOTHING RHYMES WITH YETI EXCEPT SPAGETTI!! Also yes-#spagetti is misspelled and I'm going to keep misspelling it because why tf is there an H in the word spagetti? NAY I SAY!! *GASP* ok done!#again I hope all of you are doing well in these times#and I'm sorry for being so late in saying this naff (got caught up in the holiday prep)- but I hope you're feeling better now! Ik how#stressful it can be around the holidays- but I hope this cheered you up and that you'll get to relax after chirstmas!#NOW I NEED TO STOP BECAUSE I'VE REACHED THE TAG LIMIT- happy holidays everyone and hope you have a good one!
393 notes · View notes
catfacedcat · 5 months
Text
Tumblr media
i wanted to re sketch this inside joke so i did
46 notes · View notes
mortellanarts · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
A few funnies that came up while writing a fic about Kurashiki & Klim fambly shenanigans pre-decision game
(*not all of these feature in the fic but I missed them :3)
77 notes · View notes
Text
Dragon Layer Aftermath: RPG AU
Warlock!Weiss: Blake, you're finally back! How did the dragon slaying go? SWEET BLOOD OF THE ARCHFEY!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!??!
Bard!Blake: (still looking haggard after her passionate night with D!Y) Hey, Weiss. How's it going?
Warlock!Weiss: Sune, above! Are you alright?! You're legs are shaking worse than a newborn lamb! I'm glad you're still alive.
Bard!Blake: Ooooh, I've never felt so alive~~
Warlock!Weiss: .......You didn't.
Bard!Blake: She was pretty, Weiss!!!
Warlock!Weiss: DAMMIT, YOU HORNY SLUT OF A BARD!!!! I liked you better when you were a brooding rogue!!!!
65 notes · View notes
pyro-madder · 2 months
Note
Tumblr media
hello it has been brought to my attention that it has been your birthday in the past few days weeks therefore I would like to submit this content that I have prepared for the occasion
joyeux anniversaireeeeeee ♥♥♥
LORE ACCURATE PYRO REAL ⁉️⁉️⁉️
Positively losing it everyone this is my best friend. A quarter of a century for me and soon a tenth of a century for us >:'}
10 notes · View notes
morphean42 · 12 days
Text
I tell and laugh at 9/11 jokes because the actions of the US Government after the disaster were horrific and we shouldn’t act like the only victims were those who died in the towers. You tell and laugh at 9/11 jokes because you have been brainwashed into thinking it’s just a big meme and doesn’t actually matter. We are not the same.
7 notes · View notes
theokusgallery · 8 months
Note
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
It was all a dream
(The Prowler theme from Spiderverse starts playing)
23 notes · View notes
goldenlandfiascos · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
I'M PROJECTING SO HARD OK?
8 notes · View notes
nosferatufaggot · 1 year
Text
In the universe in which Bruce Wayne and Joker are in a public relationship and are a power couple, I gots some thoughts.
So, Bruce visits Joker in Arkham or whatever. Like brings him flowers or something, I dunno. And someone says something about how they cannot BELIEVE billionaire Bruce Wayne would spend his time with someone who is mentally unstable enough to be in Arkham. Well, said someone's buisness suddenly fails when for some unbeknownst reason, Wayne Enterprises stop financially supporting said buisness.
Some time later, Joker and Bruce are at a gala. Bruce Wayne expierences autism 100 moment and someone goes ableism about it. Just a passing comment. And then after the rich socialite party, maybe two nights after, Joker doesn't kill them, but he sure does psychological torture.
#If you cannot tell by how I wrote this‚ my brain is fried.#It took all my strength not to call Joker 'the Jonker' and I'm proud I didn't.#I do not know WHY I've been thinking about Batjokes so much but I have.#And WHY CAN'T I FIND FICS LIKE THIS? I don't want Batman and Joker smooching!!!! No no no!#What I want is infamous criminal Joker and billionaire with social status Bruce Wayne gay married!#And the press won't leave them alone about it! The news is always telling stories. It's great for Bruce Wayne's cover!#All the headlines think Bruce Wayne is secretly some villain because how else is he gay married to Joker??????#Cuz he. Heem. Him. He's Batman.#And everytime Alfred forces Bruce to go to a gala and network‚ Joker is his date. And all the billionaires are scared out of their brains.#How is everyone so hyped up on the freak nature of Batman and Joker going at it freak style and not THIS?#I get the appeal‚ but this has layers of intriguing in another aspect that I feel isn't explored enough.#AND THERE ARE TOO MANY FANFICTIONS FOR ME TO SORT THROUGH TO FIND SOMETHING LIKE THIS!#And think about it! If Joker lives with Bruce Wayne‚ and everyone knows where Bruce Wayne lives‚ and Joker does some joking...#And Batman goes to handle the situation‚ it would make a REALLY good excuse if anyone notices Batman going into the Wayne residence.#Batman can be like 'Oh no. I'm not here after a long day of crime fighting cuz I live here!!! I'm here to interrogate Joker!'#And then everyone smiles and nods.#autistic Bruce Wayne#Sentiments of a vampire.#batjokes
78 notes · View notes
daz4i · 1 year
Text
ik we talk abt dazai with a cane and that's so good and i need it to happen. but in addition to that. i want it to at any point be acknowledged that he has some chronic pain or long lasting issues from his suicide attempts. please
40 notes · View notes
giomagnetism · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
two parts of a gift for @shadowsplice that i’m two months late to post — i made a print copy of his fic Graveyard Shift and wanted to include a surprise illustration of shiloh with it. i am still very pleased with how both came out and ridiculously glad to have had the chance in the first place, these are some of the most elaborate projects i’ve done to date :]
36 notes · View notes
mymarifae · 1 year
Text
when you start centering your online (and offline - your internet usage does not exist in a vacuum) persona around being mean and you start making harsh jokes at your friends’ expenses and at STRANGERS’ expenses you just become an unpleasant person. there is no “irony” and there is no “humor” - or if there is, it’s such a fine line that you’re bound to stomp all over it. like the overlap between being an asshole and just joking about being an asshole is almost a perfect circle. take a good hard look at yourself and figure out why you’re sooooo quick to label being kind and genuine as “cringe” and why you would rather parade yourself around as an unpleasant, rude, disrespectful prick
27 notes · View notes
nexuschampion · 10 months
Text
//had a moment of realization watching trolls 3 for the second time today that Floyd only sang his last note to save his brothers, thus sacrificing himself for them. He had to have known.
I totally missed that the first time. How???? I was so distracted with the 'they are saving him' part it totally slipped by me ....
@brain-thoughts-backlog @veryfandomobsessed
8 notes · View notes