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(Not part of any of my AU´s) I sometimes wonder how would things go if Le´s friends knew about the whole Egyxos thing, so have some dumb/crack incorrect quotes.
Leo: Dumbest scar stories, go! Bernie: I burned my tongue once while drinking tea. Dale: I once dropped a hair dryer on my leg and burned it. Ramses: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Horus: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and got a bad burn. Kefer: Kefer: I have emotional scars.
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Sobeck: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Bernie: Nope, absolutely not. Dale: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Leo: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Isis: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Neith: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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Leo: I CAN'T DO IT! Bernie, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Leo: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE Dale: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Leo: Leo: I appreciate it, Leo: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Kefer: Leo- Leo: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Horus: Leo we gotta- Leo: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Leo: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Leo, motioning to Ramses: NOT FUCKING THIS
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Leo: Hewwo. Bernie: Hihiiiiii! Dale: Greetings, Egyptians. Horus: Three kinds of people. Kefer: I want cake. Leo: Four kinds of people. Ramses: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS? Horus: Five kinds of people.
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Bernie: Come on, Mr. Kefer! How many times do I have to apologize? Kefer: Once! Bernie: ...No.
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Bernie: Can you name a single city in Oklahoma? Ramses: Oklahoma City, bitch!
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Dale: Anyone d- Leo: Depressed? Hyksos: Drained? Neith: Dumb? Kefer: Disliked? Dale: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...
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Kefer: That sounds like a terrible plan. Dale: Oh, we've had worse.
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(some LGBT headcanons ahead BOY!)
Ramses: I know you love them. Dale: I am not in love with Leo! Ramses, staring at Dale: I never said who... Dale: *realizes* Dale: Shit. Well, anyways-
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Ramses: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house. Bernie: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
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Kefer: I dropped Leo. Dale: Kefer, what the fuck.
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Ramses: All in all, a 100% successful trip. Dale: But we lost Kefer. Ramses: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
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Leo: Does anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins? Ramses: Can't relate. Dale: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
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Leo: Dale is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life! Horus: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!
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Dale: What’s your biggest fear? Kefer: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone. Leo: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back. Bernie: Zombies. Kefer: ... Leo: ... Bernie: BUT they can open doors.
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Kefer: Dale just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.
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Leo: How would you like your pancakes? Horus and Hyksos: Plain. Ramses: With strawberries, please. Dale: With sprinkles! Neith: Ice cream on the top. Bernie: Chocolate chips. Apis: Potatoes. *Everyone looks at Apis* Apis: What? They're good.
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Wanna add some too?
I looooove these
Ummm
Ramses: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Dale
Horus: You just did it again
Dale:
Ramses: I am not a good role model
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Hyksos: *on Earth to check up on the Trio* Hello, I just came to-
Hyksos: *sees Leo shoving Dale into the washine machine while Bernie records and Ramses watches*
Hyksos: *retreating* Something suddenly came up
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Kefer: You've got to learn to love yourself
Leo: But don't you hate yourself?
Kefer: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused
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Apis: What are your three best qualities?
Leo: I'm hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends
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Bernie: Woah! That's the longest worm I've ever seen!
Kha: That's a snake
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Kha: Hyksos, no.
Hyksos: Hyksos, yes!
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Kefer: I'm going to need you to swear-
Leo: Fuck
Kefer:
Kefer: ...swear as in promise
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Bernie, holding a kettle: cofee or tea?
Neith: Tea
Bernie: Wrong. It's cofee
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Dale: Isn't this a bit dangerous?
Leo: Dale, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Dale: ...
Leo: Ok, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Dale: ...
Leo: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home.
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Hyksos: Guess what number I'm thinking of!
Kha, rolling his eyes: 420?
Hyksos: No, that's really inmature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously
Bernie: 69
Hyksos:  Yeah, it was 69
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gumdefense · 6 months
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We have moved past Maya and Franziska wingmanning narumitsu as a society. They would not fucking do that. We need to realise the truth which is that Larry and Gumshoe would try to wingman them and only succeed through failure
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wardingshout · 4 months
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Zelda goes mushroom girl
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locusfandomtime · 8 months
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The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.
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kizzer55555 · 25 days
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DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game
Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 
Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.
The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 
And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).
And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 
Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.
(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).
After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 
Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.
#DPxDC#dcxdp#Danny makes a card game to save the world.#Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable.#keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin)#A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore.#(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true).#And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you!#So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too.#Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine.#It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy.#It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too.#They had SO much fun making this.#Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field.#Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak.#Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.)#I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost.#Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM!#Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board.#By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges#And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS.#Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess.#But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders.#Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions.#While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts.#The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of#Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything.#Danny is not aware they think this.#Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this.#Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.
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christ sometimes I just wanna. steal a time machine & go back & sit down next to my 9-year-old self and just like. let them pull out their pokemon card binder & gush about their holographic gyarados or whatever. I'd just smile & ask questions about motherfukcing bulbasaur & tell my kid self that I thought they were a neat person, & someday they'd find other people who thought so too.
like i'm a grown adult who honestly finds most kids stuff boring, but. damn if i could go back & hang out with my baby self & listen to them ramble...just so they knew someone was listening. i would in a heartbeat. thinking about u kid
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his favorite hobby is tormenting cloud 🔥
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emperorundying · 4 months
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TLT Dash Simulator pt 3
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OP has powerful necro baddies in his area and is abt to fumble due to the grief
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my horny ass could never be a flesh magician
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and whos fucking surprised. of course the recency bias strikes again
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Some1 is angry their old man bias is unfuckable 💀💀💀 Argue with the wall.
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I’ve seen a lot of bad information circulating about what happens when the cohort converts a thalergenic planet to a thanergy planet so I wanted to clear up some misconceptions ^u^
Converting a planet does NOT make it unable to sustain life. If thanergenic planets couldn't sustain life, no1 would be able to live on the nine houses!!!
The wildlife does NOT get mutated. How would that even work? I stj people they don't hurt the wildlife, they only affect the planets! The 'varmints have best friends' campaign is honestly just in bad faith :((
Devils are NOT real and if they were you should really stop posting about their tongues [weird!] U guys really cannot tell what is and isn't fearmongering these days and itz kind of concerning ngl
Keep reading
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worth a read :)
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#HAIII MR UNDYING :3
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being held down by my bone magician's constructs is something spiritual fr. skeledoms there is a special place for you in the emperor's eyes 😩😩😩
#nsft #c4n #cav4necro #osseoromantic
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It's in the name how are you guys not getting this by now
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I've been meaning to make alternate casual outfits for these goofballs for a while now, so I made sleep, summer and winter variations because why not! Which one's your fave? 🤔
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Something about parallel universes and broken hearts
My main inspiration was "Nobody" by Hozier, though this lovely piece of art finally pushed me to draw it.
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Here are the promised sketches
I really like how I've drawn tz and vriska on the first page
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tequeooo · 8 months
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Hey guys, I just drew some Four panels that I liked from the new LU update.
If you ask me why each drawing looks different I DID THEM ON DIFFERENT DAYS OKAY? I have a very inconsistent style
Anyways, I was practicing ways of rendering that didn't take so much time to do and I learned a lot from this. Drawing your comfort character really helps a lot to make you want to draw nice.
Didn't you love it when the smithy said 'it's time to smith!' and smithed all over the place? (Sorry)
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I'm also having a lot of fun with this game!!
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lucretiaadventurezone · 5 months
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TAZ Dashboard Simulator 2 (Part 1)
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be back soon 💋 im gonna go fight this guy for my relic
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#girl help #im trapped
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Round 4: Semi-Finals
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from @.bagnus-murnsides: jess literally has a dope ass axe
#jess sweep
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The Director doesn’t want you to know this…
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lucretia was 18 when the ipre mission left??!? she should've been at the club!!
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hiiiiiiiidjiiii omg shge. is here :D
#apologies guys we hung out with pan and she got FUCKED up #you know how poker nights get #wife tag
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hychlorions · 1 month
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a what-if i've been thinking about for forever... trucy knowing the truth before anyone could tell her
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