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queenlucythevaliant · 1 year

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Reepicheep could just walk into Mordor. Easy-peasy.

He could definitely get there, but he wouldn't be my first pick as Ringbearer. I definitely don't think he'd have it any easier than Frodo and Sam. If I had to send Narnians to do the Fellowship's jobs, here's who I'd send:

Reepicheep could kill the Witch King of Angmar

Puddleglum and Hwin could take the Ring to Mordor

Caspian could take the Paths of the Dead, with assorted Old Narnians (Trumpkin, Trufflehunter, etc.) as backup. Drinian is along to sail the ships.

Puzzle could unwittingly contact Sauron via Palantir

Tumnus is my pick for improvising Boromir's funeral lament. We know he's musical and HHB shows that he thinks fast on his feet

On the flip side:

Faramir could stamp out the Green Lady's fire

Bilbo could joyously take the coracle over the edge of the world (unless it's the First Age, in which case it's definitely Eärendil)

Sam would do the Jill thing and rescue Puzzle from the stable, then immediately speed bond and refuse to let anyone hurt him

Any number of Middle Earth warriors could do single combat with Miraz, but I think Aragorn would come up with the plan on the spot the way Peter does. Very similar vibe to the attack on the Black Gate

Also:

Father Christmas could hand out gifts and cryptic advice in Lothlorien; Galadriel could arm the Pevensies and patch up the Beavers' dam

Lucy stands the best chance of anyone at finding the Entwives

Pippin and Cor would have a lot to discuss re: first experience in battle. Pippin and Corin would have a lot to discuss re: everything else

Ramandu and Coraikin have a biweekly book club with Tom Bombadil and Goldberry. Gandalf is also invited, but only pops by once in a great while

#you literally didn't ask but #these are my hot takes #i think Reepicheep is a little too proud for Ringbearer duty. remember the episode with his tail in PC?#i get where you're coming from though #i just think your humble and earthy characters like puddleglum and hwin ade better options #narnia #tolkien legendarium #ask me hard questions

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rockets-capris · 2 years

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This is what happens when you log into AJ for the first time in years.

#these are my hot takes #animal jam

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hansoeii · 2 months

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crowley!

#on his way to seduce his angel #which won't take much effort #or any at all #I've been working on nothing but my book thes past few weeks #and my brain is fried #so I really needed to just draw a hot demon again #and also let you know that im still alive #good omens #good omens fanart #crowley #crowley fanart #david tennant #david tennant fanart #GO #go fanart #my good omens fanart #digital art #fanart #e

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dudamoness · 7 months

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they’ve established curly hair supremacy

#percabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #i heard leah taught walker hot to take care of his curls so I took it as a percabeth headcanon and ran with it #walker scobell #leah sava jeffries #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo series #my art #percy jackson fanart #pjo fanart

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egophiliac · 24 days

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(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #smoking #my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys #and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT #on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team #regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good #(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire #the results may shock you #(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you

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ask-zacharies-snackarie · 4 months

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Yet another photo post heheheh

#my art #fnaf #fnaf sb #five nights at freddy's #daycare attendant #sun fnaf #my cosplay #SORREEEEEE FOR SPAMMING THE TAGSSS #i will do it more #i got to go put and take pictures of my costume in fun places #i wanted to go to a soft play place but when i called to ask if it was okay‚ they sounded super off-put and told me no aidkeod #which is fair cause i also wouldn't trust my kids around some creep taking pictures in a playground #it was hot as balls outside also‚ i was fuckinf schweating out dere

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wis-art · 6 months

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this piece is about being transgender

my ko-fi

#caris #my art #art #transgender #trans #it's about how often we are stripped off anything else than sexuality #and how we are often a subject of the political show that doesnt really listen to anything we say #playing our part in it wether we like it or not #it's a vent piece #at least i get to reclaim being hot #lol #nobody can take that away from me

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myrkulitescourge · 10 months

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the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

#i need to lay down #just drop this in there right at the beginning why not!#that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god #he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey #if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around #but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me #i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol!#and then redirect into something a little less flippant #but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it #dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT #bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says.#head in my hands. how could they do this to me #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion #bg3 epilogue spoilers #bg3 spoilers #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #bg3

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o-pandora-o · 1 year

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I have a type, hear me out....

IS IT A COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT

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il0v3-w0m3ns · 4 days

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My hands itch to spank, my mouth is wet to bite, and my cock is dripping with desire to penetrate! 🍑😋

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mamawasatesttube · 3 months

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i still can't believe that "you should read comic books in the comic book fandom" is somehow some kind of spicy hot take tbh. comics are cool and some of them have my best friend superman in them. and if that's not enough they even have lois lane. what's not clicking

#rimi talks #sorry. just saw a fuckign post. WOW.#someone: ''reading comic books is fun and its not that hard to get started!''#the notes for some reason: you ableist fucking elitist gatekeeping asshole--#HELLO???????#my brothers in christ you are the ones in the comic book fandom WHY ARE YOU HERE IF YOU DONT LIKE COMIC BOOKS...#making this post feels vaguely like swinging a bat at a hornets nest but the fact that it does is also fucking insane #this is not a hot take this is a basic ass white bread take. what is in the water out here.

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peanutseagle · 25 days

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tea time with the bestie

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purrgilpawkins · 3 months

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Companion Sexuality Headcanons

a/n: I saw people doing some of these and thought I’d share mine. 🥰

Shadowheart

Bi/Pan! This is, of course, influenced by the fact that she is canonically bi/pan.

Lae’zel

Bi/Pan! This is, of course, influenced by the fact that she is canonically bi/pan.

Karlach

Bi/Pan! This is, of course, influenced by the fact that she is canonically bi/pan.

Astarion

Bi/Pan! This is, of course, influenced by the fact that he is canonically bi/pan.

Gale

Bi/Pan! This is, of course, influenced by the fact that he is canonically bi/pan.

Wyll

Bi/Pan! This is, of course, influenced by the fact that he is canonically bi/pan.

Halsin

Bi/Pan! This is, of course, influenced by the fact that he is canonically bi/pan.

Minthara

Bi/Pan! This is, of course, influenced by the fact that she is canonically bi/pan.

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omggg thanks for reading I hope you enjoyed ❤️

#forgive me for my hot takes this morning 🔥🔥#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #shadowheart #lae'zel #karlach #karlach cliffgate #astarion #astarion ancunin #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #wyll ravengard #halsin #halsin silverbough #minthara #minthara baenre #this is NOT going in my writing tag lmao #said the author

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starridge · 2 days

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oh yeah i never posted this huh. i love you fig faeth.

#dimension 20 #d20 #figeroth faeth #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #not a hot take but ig is definitely my favorite fantasy high character #i will be sad if she doesnt come back but will also understand. my favorite high school dropout.

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sharks3ye · 4 days

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Oughaagahghaagga ramen so yummy hehehsgaaauyahgaa

#actually ate ramen yesterday also very spicy like #hot chicken flavor buldak #i did not in fact taste the chicken but i fid taste the fire someone take the spice away from me i fear thats how i may die atp #i once used my and my sisters packets at the same time and just finished it all in one go #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic #my art

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