#these oblivious dorks XD

[dqrships]

Day 12: kabedon and attempt at kissing! 🤧

[obae-me]

Forgive me if this is a little out of the blue (and for the atrocious grammar-) but I must ask, what’s your opinion on Lucifer Morningstar, Mr. Pride himself, subconsciously showing off to the MC as a way of courting?

Like he’s basically a bird demon right? And you know how when trying to find a mate birds will show themselves off dramatically usually by showing of their feathers or dancing? Now I can’t really see Lucifer busting a move for MC, but I can definitely see this dork doing everything he can to look all “grand” and “cool” for MC, and he won’t even realize he’s doing it! It just happens automatically. Whenever he’s in MC’s general vicinity he’ll automatically make sure he has perfect posture and move with a graceful poise that you can’t help but marvel at, he’ll also start speaking more poetically in hopes of making MC swoon at his words, he’s basically just automatically going into “formal gentleman mode” to show off. And it gets even worse when he’s in demon form! He’ll ensure his horns are in tip top shape and his wings will subconsciously begin to puff up and open wide when in the presence of MC just so Lucifer can really show himself off all like “Look at me don’t I look so amazing and desirable?” Maybe he’ll even go as far as showing off his flight skills to MC to really drive in just how dorky cool he looks. God forbid any of Lucifer’s brothers witness this, they’ll experience so much cringe it nearly kills them!

MC also definitely catches onto what Lucifer’s doing even if he doesn’t realize it himself. But they won’t point it out, they always think it’s really funny especially when they catch him acting more crass until he notices they’re there and does a complete 180 in behaviour. They also have to admit his tactics are kind of working, Lucifer is very marvellous to look at…. I do however like to imagine that on one random night where MC’s helping Lucifer in his office, they’ll just offhandedly say something like “You don’t have to show off to me all the time you know? I actually think you’re cuter when you’re just your normal self” before bidding Lucifer goodnight and leaving the poor man at his desk blue screening.. poor guy XD

Oh, Anon, how in the world did you find the technology necessary for cracking my head open and taking a good look at my brain? Because I think about this kind of stuff ALL the time!

The only difference being, I find it so much funnier to have an MC that's completely oblivious to this kind of behavior for the longest time. He's been doing this sort of thing essentially the entire time they've been down in the Devildom, and he's PRIDE, so the prim and proper steps to his feet and the way his head is held high and the end of his coat-tails gracefully fluttering behind him just must be normal for him, right?

So they go about their days completely in the dark, and all of Lucifer's brothers have to simply watch this happen for months.

The way he'll purposefully go out of his way to show off, giving 120% in everything he does and in such an effortless way with his chest almost puffed out in pride. Keeping himself neat and clean and shiny, dressed in vibrant and royal shades of blue and red.

The way his wings are almost always spread wide when they're around.

Keeping his voice smooth and deep, with a hint of a vibrato in his voice.

Both an oblivious MC and a knowing MC are great options. And I absolutely approve of them calling him cute in any scenario, because come on, let the strong stoic men get called adorable sometimes.

In any case, my Lucifer brainrot is as strong as ever, thank you, Anon.

[leviachad]

5 More Things I 🧡 About Leviathan

6. I love how much he values friendship. It's clear from the way he idolizes the friendship between Henry and Lord of Shadow / Ruri-chan and Azuki-tan that all he really wants is a close friend. He wants to experience having a bond with someone whom he can trust with his heart and soul. Yet he builds up walls and refuses to let others get too close; his heart is fragile, and betrayal would hurt him more than anything. He claims he doesn't need friends and is fine on his own, but it's easy to see just how lonely he feels. That's why, when MC comes along and we break thru that barrier between him and the world, and we hold his heart in our hands, I was so happy when he called us his best friend, his Henry. I don't feel friendzoned when he says that, because with Levi, friendship is everything 🧡

7. I love that he's oblivious to the fact that he's a total tsundere. He makes fun of Mammon for being one, but doesn't realize he acts the same way, which is so funny...I love to tease him about it when we can. When he says something but it's clear from his behavior he means the opposite, it's too cute!

8. I love how, despite being self conscious about his interests, he's still so passionate about them and shares his love with the whole world. His brothers never stop hearing about them, and it makes me genuinely happy when they actually remember some of Levi's ramblings. It's how he expresses himself and relates to the world around him. It was so sweet when he mentioned some demons made fun of him geeking out and we could choose to go beat those mfers up.

9. I love that he says internet lingo such as "LOL, LMAO, XD" and meme references out loud because he's just like me fr. He's such a dork 💞

10. I love that he's the definition of MOE!! 💖

MOE-MOE-KYUN!~☆

[officialgleamstar]

Fandom: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Glenn Close/Henry Oak Characters: Glenn Close (Dungeons and Daddies), Henry Oak, Background & Cameo Characters Additional Tags: bill shows up for a little bit, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Dreamsharing, Established Relationship, Fluff and Angst, Age Regression/De-Aging, theyre teenagers in the dream due to nightmare stuff. it makes sense in context, Dreams and Nightmares, Reminiscing, Banter, Dorks in Love Series: Part 5 of Travvy's Soulmate September: 2023 Summary:

soulmate au: you meet your soulmate in your dreams every night.

Bill seemed oblivious to his presence but Glenn met his gaze, a pained look crossing his face as he realized what was going on. Henry gave him a small wave, trying to smile, and Glenn looked away. Bill opened the door and walked into the apartment, leaving Glenn and Henry to trail in after him. He threw his bag down on the floor and Henry flinched at the slam but Glenn seemed unbothered. He slipped his guitar off his shoulder and leaned it up against the wall with care, avoiding eye contact with both Bill and Henry.

“Sorry, Dad,” Glenn repeated and Bill groaned.

“Just don’t fuck it up again tomorrow, Glenn. I’m gonna go out with the guys in a bit.”

“What am I gonna have for dinner?”

“Figure it out yourself.” Bill kicked his bag so it was vaguely against the wall and trudged towards the back of the apartment. He opened the door there, revealing a peek of a bathroom before closing it behind himself, and Glenn’s posture slumped.

“Yeesh,” Henry said, trying to lighten the mood, and Glenn grimaced. “He was a lot more chill when I met him, huh?”

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and here comes day 5 of soulmate septemeber!! sorry if tomorrows fic is late, by the way, im hanging out with friends tonight and tomorrow so i dunno when ill have much time to write. i wrote this on the train though, so hopefully i can also write tomorrows on the train! XD

[absentia-if]

👀

I may be cheeky in asking this as a scenario (Mwahaha!) but hope you don't mind me writing it out for an M's response to it. XD

Note: This is M and MC after dating for at least 6 months.

It is half past noon when M discovers the contents of one of MC's many books. MC owns a lot of books and willingly offered M to read any of them, should they feel the need to try a new one.

So when one of the journal-looking books falls and the pages open up, there are quite a number of words in MC's handwriting. One stands out more than any other word.

M's own name.

Now it stares at them, along with other information about the Steele individual themselves. The pages are written with the dates of when they were written; some speak of when MC first met M, and others tell MC's admiration towards M during one of their many 'contests' when the two had been competing against one another back in the day.

Then a passage from the MC, back when they had just returned after many years of absence. A bucket list. MC had mentioned before about having made one during their time in captivity. Being trapped in that bunker left so much time to dwell on the things they couldn't do.

And M can see it all, the entire list. One about setting K free from their marriage, another about spending more time with B. And one, in particular, about telling M a truth they have held for years.

Tell M you love them.

"M!" A voice calls and at the doorway, MC peeks their head in. "M, have you seen my-" Her eyes nearly bulge out upon seeing the book in their hands. And judging by the lack of words from MC's open mouth and the shyness sprouting on their face, it's safe to say they know just which book M is reading. MC now stands at the doorway, revealing their whole form, as they bury their face in their hands and groan with embarrassment. "Just when I thought I can't be any more of a dork around you." They peek at M between their fingers. "...How...much did you read?"

Feel free to refuse this ask if it's just too much! I'm sorry it went off the rails ^^"

M’s response would hinge on the MC actually. If they felt like the MC would be more comfortable not knowing what they saw then M would play the oblivious onlooker. If the MC didn’t care? Then M would be upfront immediately.

MC Cares: “I didn’t read too far, my darling,” they reply, a soft tinge to their tone as they shut the book with a sharp snap of finality. Completely fine with the fact that they’d probably never see the contents hidden within its pages again. “And I like when you’re a dork around me.” They grip your chin in a gentle hold, forcing you to meet their sparkling azure gaze. “It makes me feel better when I’m a dork around you too. We’re perfectly matched.”

MC Doesn’t Care: They tilt their head for a moment, deliberating on how to respond before they settle on the easiest thing. The truth. “I read enough,” they supply, keenly aware of the way your shoulders slump ever-so-slightly. “We’ve both been dorks, my love.” A light laugh escapes them then, humor suffusing itself within their azure blue eyes. “If only we had been more upfront to begin with.” They step closer to you, angling your head up with a soft touch to your chin in order for you to meet their gaze. “I’m honored that I made it onto your bucket list, because being with you has always been on the top of mine. Even if I wasn’t fully aware of that fact.”

[sweet-lover-girl]

Sugar and Spice

This was meant to be wholesome but it got a little dirty, I can’t help myself… it’s not horrible but you know, it gets a little spicy.

Dork lesbians in love and being stupid together but having a great time so. Abby grops your tit you almost bite her finger off(not really), it’s a ride. XD

I say soft/softly a lot in this and I’m sorry. T.T

Both you and Abby were sitting in the couch watching a movie together, you were leaning into her side, legs thrown over her lap while Abby’s arm was over your shoulders and her left hand on your legs. It was a nice little evening at your apartment. When suddenly, you felt your breast getting grabbed. You look down and see Abby’s strong veiny hand groping you, you feel yourself start to grin as you look up at Abby and how she’s so focused on the movie seemingly not aware of what she was doing.

“Abby?” You whisper.

Her hand groping you breast once more.

“Abby.”

Her thumb subconsciously rubs over your now perky nipple making you gasp.

“Abby!”

“What?” She finally looks down at you with curious and doe like eyes.

“Are you having fun?” You ask with a giggle.

“Am I.? Yeah I always have fun with you baby.” She smiles sweetly while leaning in to kiss you and you accept the kiss with another giggle at her obliviousness.

“No I mean, your hand honey.”

She looks at you strangely, watching you tilt your head down and look at her hand that was still, groping your breast and softly pinching your nipple.

“Oh that? Yeah that’s great too.” She says nonchalantly and you let out a laugh and she starts to laugh with you.

“Dork.” You say with a teasing but loving voice, looking at her like she hung the stars.

“Hey don’t insult the one holding your tit.”

“Oh yeah?” You question her.

“Yes, ah boop.” She grinned, booping your nose with her finger.

You let out a quite laugh before surging forward and acting like you were gonna bite her finger that she poked your nose with, making her gasp and pull her hand away quickly. Her mouth agape staring at you with shining eyes.

“You’re trying to get spanked huh?”

“Maybe I am.” You say getting up, flicking you ponytail over your shoulder to your back and wink at her before walking away.

She was left speechless as you were never this bold with her.

“Wait, hold on.” She says with a chuckle and got up to follow you.

You look back and let out a squeal as you see her coming for you, making you take off and running to your shared bedroom. You can hear her laughing and her footfall steps.

You open the door and you quickly tried to close it with a laugh. Her hand grabbing around the door making you stop so you don’t smoosh her hand. Abby makes it inside and closes the door behind herself before grabbing you by your neck softly with both of her hands and pushing you up against it. Kissing you hard.

You moan into the kiss and grab her toned waist pulling her towards you, your hips meeting and you grind against one another. Abby was letting out soft groans from the rough but sweet kiss, her hands slowly tightening around your throat.

You wrap your arms around her waist, running your hand up under her shirt and clawing her back, making her let out a growl against your lips making you grin.

She pulls away breathless. You both were panting hard but were smiling and most importantly, happy.

“Yeah?” She asked now cradling your head in her large warm hands.

You nod and a big smirk breaks out on her face as she lifts you up and carries you over to the bed and lightly throwing you onto it, you land with a giggle and a soft bounce.

Abby was standing over you still smirking as she took off her shirt leaving her bare, her small but perfect breast were rising and falling with her paced breathes. She then runs and jumps onto the bed, landing on you making you let out a huff and a laugh.

She catches herself before she fully lands on your body, trying not to crash you with her muscles and immediately kisses you again and running her hands all over your body, wherever she could reach.

Feeling bold again, you push her and roll over on top of her, sitting on her waist trapping her to the plush bed. She immediately grabs your waist as your hands run up her bare stomach and chest, stopping to squeeze and roll her dusky pink nipples in between your warm fingers making her gasp and lean her head back with a moan.

You slip your hands up a little more until they are lightly wrapped around Abby’s neck, she looks back at you with a glint in her eyes and she gives you a wicked smile, running her tongue over her teeth, the excitement clear on her face.

“Yeah?” You ask teasingly.

She hums and grips you hips, making you roll them on hers making you both let out a moan together. You lean down and captured her lips in a fierce kiss. Still rolling your hips together you take one hand off of her neck and coil it in her long dirty blonde hair that she has down. She lets out a gasp when you tug her head back far enough for you to start kissing and sucking on her neck, leaving hickeys in your wake.

“W-what’s gotten into you?” She stuttered.

“Mm.” You just hum against her throat as you suck, Abby letting out a sigh at the feeling.

You pull away from her panting lightly from the sexual energy coursing through you and the excitement at having her under you like this.

“Nothing, I just love my handsome buff girlfriend is all.”

Abby let’s out a quite breathe and her face starts to turn pick at the compliment you gave and she turned her head to the side trying to hide from you.

You giggle and say,”You like that? Being called handsome?”

It was a genuine question with a slight teasing tone but you were genuinely curious. You’ve never called her handsome before but you always though she was. She was everything to you. Beautiful, cute, pretty, amazing, cool, hot, intelligent, sexy; handsome. Your list goes on for forever.

You hear her say something but didn’t really catch it.

“What was that love?” You asked turning her face to look at yours, looking into her beautiful hazel eyes. Her blushing face making them pop even more the usual.

“I didn’t hear you honey. What did you say?”

“I said, I said yeah. Yeah I like being called handsome..” Abby turns her face to try and hide it in your hand that was still holding onto her hot red cheek, closing her eyes and pretty much nuzzling into your hand.

You coo at her softly and place you other hand that, had still been around her neck and placed it in her other cheek making her look at you. It was dim in your room but her eyes still shinned brightly.

Abby rolled her hips up into yours, jostling you a little bit. You smile and lean down to give her a sweet kiss that was full of promises before leaning away and saying,” Well the night is still young, why don’t we have some fun, handsome girl.”

Abby groans and you kiss her once more on the lips and she quickly rolls you over and gets on top of you.

“Yeah it is still pretty young, and I have a few ideas on how we can spend it together beautiful girl.”She says as she runs her hand up your shirt and rubs you tummy and stretch marks.

You both giggle as she falls down on top of you and kisses you sweetly, grinning against each other’s lips. You wrap your arms around her shoulders and your legs go around her waist, one of Abby's hands are in your hair and one is under your shirt , groping the same breast she was early.

“I can think of a few ways too.”

“I can think of a few ways too.”

[kingboohoo37]

Fandom of the day 1. Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir

Yeah I gotta start with these two dorks.

Yes, I am a 25-year-old guy that watches a show made for little girls. So what? I've been called out for playing Pokemon for years and I never really cared what people thought so I won't start caring now xD

The Plot

For everyone who has never heard of it (even though I find that unlikely): The basics of the plot revolve around these two teenagers who had magic jewels handed to each other that come with little creatures that transform them into superheroes. Together they have to stop a certain supervillain from terrorizing Paris. He only has one goal: to steal the magic jewels from Ladybug and Cat Noir.

The greatest plot point? Marinette falls in love with Adrien. Adrien falls in love with Ladybug. While Marinette turns into Ladybug and Adrien into Cat Noir, neither of them knows who is truly behind the mask of the other which basically makes it so that they are in love with each other but neither of them knows it xD

The Characters

Let's skip over the 2 important ones. I don't want this post to be too long.

Marinette Dupain-Cheng / Ladybug

The main character of this series is honestly one of the greatest main characters I have ever seen in any series.

In English she is voiced by my favorite voice actress btw, which is Christina Vee. (Yes I am very interested in knowing who the voice actors are)

She always tries to help the people around her to the best of her abilities no matter how small the favor might be. The issue? She is very clumsy. The things she does don't always turn out to be the way she wants them to. While she has a good heart and is quite strong, she is also a deeply flawed character. She too gets overcome by feelings like anger and jealousy and sometimes has to learn a difficult lesson from her actions.

She is the one that'll turn into a superhero, as she was chosen to be the next Ladybug, a superhero with the power of creation.

2. Adrien Agreste / Cat Noir

Things were much different for Adrien. He too suffers from being way too nice even to people that probably wouldn't deserve it. Mostly because of his mother.

Being the son of an extremely rich fashion designer and his mother having disappeared years ago he lives a very sheltered life until he is finally allowed to go to school. On top of that, he is chosen to be the next Cat Noir, a superhero with the power of destruction.

When he turns into Cat Noir his character changes rapidly from a rather oblivious and nice boy to a guy who cracks the unfunniest jokes ever made and constantly flirts with Ladybug.

His voice actor Bryce Papenbrook is also known for a few awesome other roles and does a great job at portraying the character.

Why is he so great? He is basically everything that Ladybug isn't. At moments when Ladybug's temper gets the better of her, he stays calm and rational. But sometimes he's also way too blunt and the lack of social skills shines through. His blind trust in her makes these two a great duo though.

Summary

Miraculous currently has 5 seasons and is still in development but until now this is probably one of the most passionate fandoms I've ever seen. Ladybug x Cat Noir is a fantastic ship that has a lot of cute and amazing but also dramatic fanfictions.

What I love about it is of course the characters as I mentioned before but the twists the story goes through aren't half bad either. But the biggest point for me was the strong similarity to Spider-Man in keeping a secret identity and having a sense of responsibility. It is a trope that I truly love and can't really get enough of xD

What makes Miraculous so popular was probably the love square:

The amount of creativity that this fandom has is sheer endless and there are a lot of really good fanfictions out there.

So if you got some spare time and are a sucker for romance, and complicated relationships but also action, and superheroes this might be something for you.

[vangold]

Yet another one of the Skelemonth managed. Prompt was Distance, so don't mind if I do more Singing Guns x3

These two and that song are just inseparable in my head. Not only does Tom Waits' stuff in general always bozais Justice's general attitude, I can also SO see him and Rus living through that kinda scenario. Justice just stalk-peeking after him through an entire evening at the bar, being too intimidated and anxious to say a single word to him, while Rus just has a good time at another table, being completely oblivious about the drama that is going down in that dork-head on the side of the room XD

[manofthepipis]

Are we gonna see any more future plots of Sponsor and that little Rudinn he has his eyes on? 👀 Imagine that they score a date and the other Addisons go to stalk follow them to make sure that everything goes fine LMAOOO

It would be even funnier if Spamton tags along and all the Addisons are in Banner’s classic disguise clothes™️ and are all just watching Sponsor trying to woo the little dork LOL. Spamton could easily blow their hiding cover by accidentally glitching a sales slogan or something and Sponsor is just like “oh my god they’re all here aren’t they” bonus if Rudinn is oblivious to them being there LOL.

Clicks I can see having the most commentary during the whole scenario while it’s going down, like, “oh my god he did not just use that pickup line, I taught them better than this.” Or something like that fjebjfbsjfbejd

hfhdjdkskskssjdk tho i didn't rlly have anything further planned for that plotline tbh (just inserted it as a fun lil thing to show some more interaction between cyber darkners and card darkners)

but now i'm just thinking of the addisons supporting sponsor and helping him out/giving him advice when he really doesn't need it. I've pictured them as a more social addison, constantly selling something different and talking with everyone. However the mental image of like all the rest of them sitting him down before the big day has me giggling to myself like spamton holding him by the front of his shirt and giving some of the worst dating advice ever while thinking, of course in his head, that it's the best

i love the idea of that being clicks's commentary which, if said aloud, would just result in spamton and him arguing about what pick up lines are better. after all, who was the most charismatic salesman (as well as #1) in the eyes of cyber city in the year of 1997? certainly not clicks that's for sure XD

[local-pokesimp]

Lmao, I'm sorry but reading about Steven being scared "but thrilled" made me think of ah, the comments in some thirst posts I've seen, I'm sure you can put the pieces together, can't believe he feels that way about us pff XD PFF we just smack him in the face with a pokeball, YES YOU BIG GOOF YOU'RE IMPORTANT TO US I WANT TO MARRY YOU ahem I mean, I greatly enjoy your company and would like to hear more about your passions :) aww hugs 🥺 don't be ashamed, it was great go you!! -💎

Steven was basically like, "[Name], you're here!! I've been wanting to see you for so long, and– woah, wait you look angry, hold on–" he's super hyped to see you but not so very hyped to see an angry you lol. Eeeeeeeeee!! So glad you liked that little scenario I made up 💕

Oh, Steven. You precious dork. "I just had the best cinnamon roll!" Akskakskakj, my beloved. He's so fucking cute 😭😭😭 I can just see him holding that pastry so gently with sparkling eyes like– MMMMMM MY HEART

Metagross the MVP. What a good mon, deserves all the PokeBlocks and should get a spa day. You go, Metagross, well done <3

Steven is just too oblivious for his own good I swear. Sometimes I think he's just as dense as a rock, smh Steven you naive dork. He's gonna need a lot of cuddles and head massages after all that. And a warm bath, maybe

[proxylynn]

Y/N’s bullying (makes me want to kick their ass)

Rasmus’ bullying (likeable and adorable.. he can talk shit about me everyday XD)

I think it’s because we are suppose to be the protagonist.. the main character in our story!! and being a douchebag isn’t what we want in game or show!

[Every time Y/N says something shitty I glare at the words and think "this asshole is making me come across as a dick". I'm not a snarky turd! I panic and apologize out the ass if I even think I did something wrong. I'm a shy oblivious dork! Why does this bitch have to be representing me? It's like I'm in Monster Hunter and I'm about to speak but the Handler comes in and talks for me, agreeing to make me do shit. Hell no! I didn't say shit!]

[ryeonseung]

Tony talking about the time he met SF9 on M Countdown 🥺💖

[kawaiikichi]

This Thing Called Love (Saiouma)

Saiouma #1 (Fake Relationship) and #13 (Roommates) from the “Two Tropes + Pairing” list for @redes22! I hope you like it and let me know if you would like anything changed/edited :D

Title: This Thing Called Love

Tropes Used: #1 (Roommates) and #13 (Fake Relationship)

Summary: In order to get his ex-boyfriend to stop pestering him, Kokichi starts a fake relationship with his roommate, Shuichi Saihara. They were to stay in this so-called relationship until his ex finally got the hint and then they’d split. Kokichi even stated that he wasn’t going to fall in love with him. However, life had other plans in store for him.

One-shot is under the cut!

“You did what?!”

Shuichi could only stare at Kokichi in shock as he scratched the back of his head nervously.

“Ahahaha...sorry?” he said, an edge of uncertainty in his voice.

“Sorry? I don’t think that even cuts it! You straight-up told your ex that you’re dating me, your roommate, when we obviously aren’t dating! You should’ve at least asked me if I was okay with pretending to be your boyfriend instead of just dragging me into this nonsense without my permission! Actually, to begin with, you should’ve told me that he was harassing you in the first place! We could’ve figured something out—“

“Saihara-chan, shut up!”

A pillow was thrown in Shuichi’s face. He sputtered as the pillow hit him before it fell to the ground before him. He stared at Kokichi, who looked visibly upset.

“I panicked, okay?! I didn’t want to drag you into my personal affairs either, but I had no choice! I couldn’t think of anything else to say that would get him to back off, so I said that!” Kokichi averted his gaze, staring at the swirly pattern on his leggings. “I’m really sorry, Saihara-chan.” he apologized.

“No, I...Shoot.” Shuichi ran his fingers through his hair. “I’m the one who should be sorry. Like you said, you panicked. And when people panic, they tend to blurt out the first thing that comes to mind. So, don’t worry about it. What’s done is done and now, we need to look forward.” Shuichi explained.

“Saihara-chan...” Kokichi trailed off.

Shuichi smiled.

“Now, all we have to do is pretend we’re dating so that your ex can back off, right?” Shuichi asked.

“Yeah.” Kokichi replied.

“Okay, sounds simple enough.”

“Oh and also, I know that in the movies, whenever they fake date, they wind up falling in love for real, but I’m letting you know right now that that is not going to happen! I don’t have any intentions of falling in love with you, got that, Saihara-chan?!”

“I know. I won’t do the same, either.”

“Good.”

Kokichi extended his hand out.

“Shake on it?” he asked.

Shuichi nodded.

“Shake on it.” he replied as he took Kokichi’s hand and shook it.

With that, their fake relationship started.

💜💜💜💜

Nagito stared at Kokichi curiously, taking a sip from his cola.

“You have a boyfriend?” he questioned.

“Y-Yeah, I do.” Kokichi stuttered out.

“That doesn’t sound too convincing, Kokichi. Are you lying to me?” Nagito asked.

“No. Why would I lie to you?”

“Oh, I don’t know...you’re planning on shaking me off despite how much you still love me?”

“Oh, please. I despise you.”

“No, you don’t. You still love me.”

“No, I don’t. How could I possibly have a boyfriend if, god forbid, I still had feelings for you? And speaking of boyfriends,” Kokichi looked at his phone. “Actually, he should be coming now to meet you.” he said.

“Oh?” Nagito questioned as the restaurant door swung open to reveal Shuichi, who was in a simple navy blue sweater, tan pants, and navy blue Oxfords.

“Ah! Over here, Shuichi!” Kokichi called out, waving Shuichi over.

Shuichi seemed to still at the way Kokichi used his first name so casually, but he managed to shake it off as he walked over to them. He pressed a kiss to Kokichi’s temple before sitting down beside him.

“Hi, Kokichi.” he said.

“Hi, my beloved.” Kokichi moved to hold Shuichi’s hand and brought it on top of the table for Nagito to see. “So, this is my ex-boyfriend, Nagito Komaeda. And Komaeda-chan, this is my boyfriend and roommate, Shuichi Saihara.” he said.

“It’s nice to meet you.” Shuichi said.

“The pleasure is mine, too.” Nagito said.

He looked between Shuichi and Kokichi.

“So, how did you guys meet?” Nagito asked.

“When we moved into our dorms. He was unpacking when I came in. We didn’t get along at first, but we eventually became friends and then lovers.” Shuichi explained.

“And how did you two start dating?” Nagito asked.

“Shuichi was the one that confessed to me. We were walking back to the dorms after a night of karaoke with some friends and he asked me out. I said yes and now we’re dating.” Kokichi explained.

“I see...and how come you didn’t tell me that you were dating him the first time?” Nagito questioned.

“Because I didn’t think it was your business, Komaeda-chan.”

“And what if I said that I don’t believe any of what you just said?”

“What do you mean by that?”

“I mean your whole story about how you got together. It sounds fake.”

Kokichi and Shuichi tensed up.

Shit...did he see through our little charade already? But I thought we were doing good, Kokichi thought to himself.

Kokichi let out a nervous laugh.

“What are you saying? Of course we’re dating! Why wouldn’t we be?” he asked.

“Because you’re fake dating. That’s the only thing that would make all of this make sense.” Nagito explained.

Kokichi gritted his teeth.

“We are dating.” he growled out.

“Then, I’m going to need proof. Maybe some photos or something.” Nagito said, a sly grin crawling onto his lips.

The grin made shivers course through Shuichi’s body.

Was Ouma-kun seriously dating this guy? He’s really creepy, he thought to himself.

“You want photos? Fine, I’ll show you some.” Kokichi said as he whipped his phone out and began scrolling through his photos before finding some pictures of them taking selfies at a karaoke bar near the campus.

He showed it to Nagito, who took the phone from him and observed the photos. He grinned.

“Sure, they’re cute. But, these look like photos that best friends would take together, not lovers.” he said.

“What the fu—“

“Kokichi, calm down.” Shuichi spoke, massaging Kokichi’s hand in an attempt to calm him down.

Kokichi glared daggers at Nagito, who dissolved into loud cackling that startled some people seated nearby.

“My, this is so amusing! Very amusing, indeed!” Nagito stood. “Well, I’ve got to get going. I have an engagement to attend. In the meantime, take some photos that will actually convince me that you two are a couple. I’ll see you two soon.” he said before walking off.

As soon as Nagito was out of earshot, they both let out a sigh of relief they realized that they were holding in until now.

“My god, that was intense.” Shuichi watched Kokichi in surprise. “I can’t believe you used to date a freaky and manipulative guy like him.” he commented.

“Trust me, I can’t believe it, either. Apparently, he’s always been messed up, but I was too blind to see it until we finally broke up. Anyway, that’s all in the past now.” Panic flashed through Kokichi’s eyes. “What do we do now?! He says he’s not convinced!” he hissed.

“Okay, calm down, just...” Shuichi sighed. “We’ll just need to take the pictures and act lovey-dovey in them. That should get him.” he said.

“I sure hope so...” Kokichi trailed off.

He took a sip from his glass of grape Panta.

“So, should we go on a fake date this weekend?” Kokichi asked.

“Yeah, we can do that. Let’s plan it out once we get back to the dorm.” Shuichi said.

Kokichi nodded.

“Alright. Sounds good.”

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Shuichi sat outside a clothing store, waiting patiently for Kokichi to come out.

For their date, they decided to go shopping in Shibuya for the day before having dinner at a family restaurant and then go back to the dorms. So far, they had taken some photos, but the only thing that came close to them being lovey-dovey were the strip of photos that they took at a photo booth an hour ago.

He sighed, reaching up to run his fingers through his hair.

Gosh, when will Kokichi come out? This is starting to get ridiculous, he thought to himself.

He was ready to pull out his phone and text him when Kokichi came out, holding a bag in his hand.

“Hey, Saihara-chan! Look at these!” he called out as he walked over to him.

Shuichi watched as Kokichi pulled out a black shirt that said “I have everything I need” in white letters and a white shirt that said “I am everything” in black letters.

“I got us couple t-shirts! The black one is yours and the white one is mine. We can wear these and take pictures with them on.” he explained.

“I see...” Shuichi trailed off.

“Come on, let’s head to the restroom and put them on!” Kokichi chirped.

Then, he clasped Shuichi’s hand in his own, lacing their fingers together. Shuichi jumped, looking down at their intertwined hands in surprise.

“Ouma-kun...?” he spoke.

“We need to act like we’re dating, right?” Kokichi asked.

Shuichi slowly nodded.

“Yeah...I guess you’re right.” he said.

They stepped into the restroom and changed into the shirts. After that, they continued to walk through the crowded streets of Shibuya, their hands clasped tightly together all the while. Eventually, they found themselves at the Hachiko statue.

“Oh! It’s the Hachiko statue!” Kokichi looked up at Shuichi. “I want a picture.” he said.

“You do?” Shuichi questioned.

Kokichi nodded.

“Yeah! Take my pic!” he chirped as he let go of Shuichi’s hand and raced over to the statue.

“Alright...” Shuichi took Kokichi’s phone and turned on the camera, adjusting everything accordingly. “Smile!” he called out.

Kokichi smiled as Shuichi pressed the shutter, capturing the moment. He took a couple more using his phone and they switched spots. Eventually, Kokichi was approached by a young couple, who offered to take a picture of the two of them. Kokichi thanked them and went to join Shuichi, bringing an arm around his torso. Shuichi did the same as the woman counted to three before taking the picture.

“Okay! Last one for good luck!” she called out.

Kokichi smiled as an idea hit him.

“Hey, Saihara-chan. Don’t move.” he instructed.

“Huh? What—“ Shuichi didn’t get to finish his sentence, for Kokichi had gotten on his tiptoes and leaned in, pressing his lips to his cheek.

Shuichi tensed at the feeling of Kokichi’s warm lips against his cheek as the photo was taken. Kokichi withdrew and made his way over to the couple without a word, thanking them before the couple walked off.

“Let’s go, Saihara-chan! I’m starting to get hungry.” Kokichi called out.

“H-Huh?” a blush threatened to make its way to Shuichi’s cheeks. “A-Ah, I’m coming!” Shuichi responded as he headed over to Kokichi, hoping to calm the erratic racing of his heart.

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It was three weeks after their date in Shibuya that Nagito approached them again, asking that they sit at a bench near the art building on campus and talk about Shuichi and Kokichi’s so-called relationship.

“So?” Nagito downed some Dr. Hopper. “Where are the photos?” he asked.

“Right here.” Kokichi replied, handing Nagito his phone.

Nagito took it and began to scroll through his camera roll, observing each and every photo. He would nod his head every once in a while, leading Kokichi to believe that he was slowly but surely becoming convinced.

Yes! If this all goes well, then he’ll finally stop bugging me and then Saihara-chan and I can stop this farce once and for all, he thought to himself.

Suddenly, his heart clenched at the thought of ending things with Shuichi.

Huh?

Wait, wait, wait.

Why did my heart clench like that all of a sudden? It’s not supposed to do that. I’m supposed to be happy that this will all be over! So why am I reacting this way, he asked himself.

Unless...I actually fell in love with him along the way?

Kokichi wanted to slap himself.

No! No, there’s no way that’s possible! Me, falling in love with Saihara-chan even though I explicitly stated that I wouldn’t? That’s impossible, he told himself.

Nagito’s humming was what pulled Kokichi out of his turbulent thoughts as he smiled.

“Your photos certainly give off that lover vibe. Not to mention the shirts that you are wearing today. They’re certainly something a couple would wear. So, I’d say you two have convinced me.” Nagito said.

Kokichi’s eyes sparkled with delight.

“Yes! So, that means—“

“But.” Nagito pressed his lips into a thin line. “There is one thing that sticks out to me so much that I can’t be entirely convinced just yet.” he said.

He looked at Shuichi and Kokichi.

“You two haven’t shared an actual kiss.” he stated.

Kokichi stilled.

An...actual kiss?

He could only stare as Nagito continued.

“I mean, the forehead and cheek kisses are fine, but you’ve never kissed each other on the lips. A couple has had to have kissed each other on the lips by now, yes? So, it seems odd to me that you haven’t shared a real kiss yet.” Nagito explained.

“Well, it’s because we’ve decided to wait until we’re ready—“

“Or it’s because your relationship is fake and you two aren’t actually dating. Besides, why would two people who aren’t interested in each other kiss one another on the mouth?”

Kokichi bit his lip.

Shoot. He got us there, he thought to himself.

He shot Shuichi a look, silently pleading for him to do something.

“It looks like I hit it on the nail. So, was I right?” Nagito asked.

“No. Actually, you’re far from the truth.”

Kokichi looked at Shuichi.

“Shuichi...” he trailed off.

“You want to see a real kiss, right? Well, we’ll show you one.” Shuichi said.

In that moment, Shuichi grabbed Kokichi by the wrist and pulled him towards him, their lips coming together in a kiss. Kokichi immediately stiffened, not sure what he should do now.

Shuichi cupped his cheeks, stroking them gently as if to urge him to kiss back. Kokichi slowly complied, his hands moving to rest on Shuichi’s shoulders as Shuichi continued to kiss him lovingly.

They withdrew after a couple of minutes, panting softly. Then, they turned to see a stunned Nagito.

“Are you convinced now?” Shuichi asked.

“I...well, yes. I am convinced. Your kiss had so much love in it that it was hard to ignore.” Nagito stood. “I’ll leave Kokichi alone from now on. You two take care and be happy.” he said before turning and walking off.

Shuichi sighed in relief.

“Oh, thank god that’s finally over...” he trailed off.

He looked down and realized that Kokichi was still in his arms.

“Ah! I...I’m so sorry!” he quickly pulled away. “I shouldn’t have kissed you so suddenly. I should have asked before I did that—“

“N-No, you don’t need to apologize! It had to be done...” Kokichi trailed off. Shuichi bit his lip.

“I see...” he trailed off.

“Well...at least it’s finally over.” Kokichi said with a chuckle.

“Yeah.” Shuichi replied.

They both chuckled, but it did nothing to rid them of the awkward atmosphere that hung over their heads.

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A month went by after the kiss. Since then, Kokichi’s thoughts had grown more turbulent and he was confused as to what it is that he felt for Shuichi. Eventually, he had an “oh” moment upon realizing that in the end, he did fall in love with Shuichi during their time together as a fake couple.

Now that he came to this realization, however, that just made things awkward between them. Kokichi didn’t know how to act around his roommate now and every time they would touch on accident, they would pull away as if they had been scorched by fire.

Kokichi contemplated telling Shuichi how he felt, but he feared that Shuichi would accuse him of breaking his own rules and something told him that Shuichi didn’t feel the same way. So, Kokichi decided that it was best to say nothing.

He hoped that that would be enough to keep those feelings at bay.

Kokichi finished up his homework as Shuichi came out of the shower in a simple grey shirt and plaid pajama pants.

“You’re still working on homework?” Shuichi asked.

“No, I just finished.” Kokichi replied.

“I see.” Shuichi said.

Kokichi watched as Shuichi towel-dried his hair, some ends sticking out and his ahoge popping back up. From where he laid, he could smell the faint scent of sandalwood and peppermint. It was Shuichi’s scent and he was in love with it.

If he could, he would bathe in it all day.

He shooed that image out of his mind as Shuichi went to sit on his bed, sighing as he grabbed for his phone and began to scroll through it.

That same awkward silence hung over them. It was so thick that a knife couldn’t slice through it. Kokichi bit his lip, wondering if he should ask something. As he was getting ready to, Shuichi set his phone down and he spoke.

“Okay, we need to talk.” he said.

“About what?” Kokichi asked.

“I’ve been wondering this for a while, but has something been bothering you as of late?” Shuichi inquired.

Kokichi stilled.

Gosh, as expected of a detective in training...he can see right through me, he thought to himself.

“Not really...” Kokichi trailed off.

“So, there is something bothering you, then?” Shuichi asked.

“I...” Kokichi bit his lip.

“There is, huh...do you want to talk about it?” Shuichi asked.

“We can, if you’d like. However, I’m not sure where to begin...” Kokichi trailed off.

“That’s fine. One thing I was wondering was if it has something to do with me.” Shuichi said.

“You?” Kokichi questioned.

“Yeah. You’ve been acting weird around me and so I’m beginning to wonder if it has something to do with me. If so, then I can see if we could do a roommate switch—“

“No! Oh, god no! There’s no need for a roommate switch! It’s just...” Kokichi trailed off.

He bit his lip again.

Should I really say it, he asked himself.

“Saihara-chan...” he trailed off.

“Yes, Ouma-kun?” Shuichi answered.

Oh whatever. I’ll just tell him. Besides, it’s not a good idea to keep these feelings bottled up inside me forever, he told himself.

“Saihara-chan, I...” he let out a shaky sigh. “I’m in love with you.” he said.

“You’re...what?” Shuichi asked, surprise evident in his features.

“I know, it sounds crazy, especially since I said that I wasn’t going to let it happen, but I fell in love with you. I fell hard and now I can’t stop. I love you, Saihara-chan.” he explained.

Shuichi fell silent. Kokichi swallowed, wondering if he should’ve said anything.

He’s not saying anything. Oh god, maybe it wasn’t a good idea for me to tell him, after all, he thought to himself.

“Saihara-chan, forget what I said—“

“I feel the same.”

Kokichi blinked.

“Huh?” he questioned.

“I said that I feel the same. I love you too, Ouma-kun.” Shuichi said.

Kokichi’s heart skipped a beat. His cheeks began to flush red as Shuichi continued.

“I’ve felt this way ever since you kissed me on the cheek in Shibuya. I couldn’t get you out of my head and eventually, I realized that I was in love with you. But, I didn’t say anything because you made it clear that you didn’t want this turning into something more, so hearing you say that you also love me surprised me.” Shuichi explained.

Kokichi saw the blush that began to make its way onto Shuichi’s cheeks and he couldn’t help but giggle.

“That long, huh? It took me until you kissed me in front of Komaeda-chan to realize that I was in love with you. So, I took longer to figure it all out.” he said with a laugh.

“Is that so...” Shuichi trailed off.

He looked at Kokichi.

“Hey, if it’s okay...may I kiss you?” Shuichi asked.

“You don’t even need to ask.” Kokichi replied.

Shuichi stood and headed over to Kokichi’s bed, climbing onto it and cupping Kokichi’s cheek. Then, he closed the distance between them.

The kiss was sweet and gentle, making Kokichi want to melt into it. He kissed back just as gentle as Shuichi did. They pulled away a couple minutes after, pressing their foreheads together.

“I love you, Kokichi.” Shuichi said.

Kokichi smiled.

“I love you too, Shuichi.” he said as they leaned back in for a another kiss that was more gentle than the previous one.

[courtingstars]

The Vanishing Prince: Chapter 3 (KnB Fic)

You can read this chapter on Ao3!

Rating: PG-13 (for sexual tension, swearing, and some intense scenes later)

Pairing: AkaFuri (plus a bit of implied KagaKuro in this one)

Word Count: 13,600

Warnings: Adorable nerds, tarot cards, so much bisexual confusion. XD (Also a very tsundere Bokushi.) Complete warnings for this story are on this post!

Summary: Akashi and Furihata are best friends, but they’re both holding on to a few secrets. Akashi is struggling to face the darkness of his past, a strict and painful childhood that he doesn’t fully remember. Meanwhile, Furihata has been dreaming about Akashi every night—and not in a platonic way.

Then Furihata has an unexpected encounter with Akashi’s other self, who makes a strange request. Soon Furihata is keeping more secrets than he can count, and fighting to keep his newfound feelings hidden, from both of Akashi’s selves. But what will happen when he learns more about the darkness lurking in Akashi’s past?

A/N: Chapter Three is up! I had to upload this in a hurry last night and forgot to make the chapter post, lol. Anyway, here it is! I really enjoyed writing this one, and I hope it shows. Enjoy. <3

Chapter Three: Serious Trouble

Akashi was awake again.

He knew he was supposed to be sleeping. At eleven years old, he needed enough energy to get through another day at school, to say nothing of his lessons afterward. Yet night after night, he would lie awake in his bed, and stare at the shadowed ceiling. He was starting to feel as though he had forgotten how to rest.

So he closed his eyes, and pictured the little room that he liked to visit, on endless nights like this.

Sure enough, his other self was already there. He sat on a box-shaped stool, with his legs dangling in a boyish manner. He jumped down as soon as Akashi appeared. They were wearing the same striped pajamas, Akashi noticed… They were always dressed similarly.

“I was waiting for you,” the other him said, in his brisk way. “Can’t sleep again?”

Keep reading on Ao3

[cloversdreams]

Didn't Know They Were Dating trope?

I haven’t written this one but boy do I love it!!

It absolutely screams KrKm and that would def be the pairing I wrote if I was going to give this a shot. They’re such dorks that they absolutely would be the last ones to realize they were dating! All of their friends would just be like, “??? What do you mean you just started dating?? Haven’t you been for like 5 months now??”

So much confusion on both ends!!!! Adorable!!!

[shiny-armin]

Lol, that even reminds me of the manga version of Dendritic cell activating and throwing all the blackmail pictures everywhere. One if the easy to miss photos was 1146 waving Hi like a dork to 3803 while she didn't even see him as she waved to 5100. It's a representation of their dynamic. 1146 has eyes only for 3803. In return 3803 will be oblivious to him if 5100 is in the same room. I guess someday 5100 will have to take pity and help encourage her little sis to notice her hubby more. XD

please I want to cry someone give him a headpat!! he's trying so hard!! he cries himself to sleep because in the beginning she seemed so hooked on him but he didn't notice and now she's started to friendzone him lol. pov: they're wearing self made shirts. 1146's says 'I love AE3803'. Hers says 'I love my fwends!!! :)))'