NO BUT THIS ONE–
THIS ONE GOT ME SLACK JAWED SIR–
Please someone read this out loud and add vine shot noises
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Northern Hick!Lae’zel, Manhattanite!Sheart
Thoughts?
110% down, im such a sucker for country boy x city girl pairings, Shearts gonna get drawn in by the hick rizz and then they're gonna fall in love washing each other off with a hose after Lae takes her mudding
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thinking about how in mizumono hannibal was willing to spare jack and everyone else as long as will would come with him. LIKE??? you're telling me, THE hannibal lecter, for once didn't care about killing anyone anymore. all he simply wanted was to leave. with. will. that's all he wanted at the moment. GOD
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I think Vulcans should nuzzle their faces together when they like each other but it's like, not something you do in front of other people. That's something to do in private or if you're a little kid.
Babies don't really know how to do this properly and are prone to just headbutting their parents/siblings instinctually. They want to 'get closer' to what they feel telepathically emanating from the people around them.
This nuzzling is a form of telepathic communication but it's very unskilled (a baby can and will do it) and you only get broad feelings/thoughts from it. But that's alright bc typically the only feeling/thought you're hoping to get from or communicate with such an action is 'I like you'.
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What if, instead of the Sorcerers' Society being just a small organization with a headquarters, it was instead a hidden city or capital where not only could sorcerers go to for assistance and to get their licenses, but could safely live and learn without having to put so much effort into hiding their magic from general human public? (Something similar to Witch Hat Atelier perhaps)
A hidden away capital with houses and apartments and magical shops selling everything a sorcerer would ever need. Where they can safely converse on the street and network and apprentices can talk to each other and swap tales of their lessons and masters.
Out in the expanse of the human world, it's hard to come by each other so having a place to live like that would be great.
But also it would make Solomon getting chased out by a dragon so much funnier (or sadder) since he and the mystery apprentice would have been the ones to found the Sorcerers' Society in the first place.
He would probably own his own house there and come back there whenever there was a meeting he had to attend or some urgent matter to discuss. Solomon wouldn't stay there longer than he usually had to and his property is usually empty.
But when sorcerers usually take in an apprentice, that apprentice lives with their master in order to make the most of learning opportunities and a lot of them tend to move back to the Sorcerers' Society for convenience.
If Solomon was able to convince MC to live with him for "educational purposes" completely separate from the brothers and Devildom, who's to say he wouldn't give living amongst his peers an honest try once more?
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We know what it wasn't a big secret to the cult of Bhaal what their Chosen (Durge) is a lil (a lot) obsessed with the Chosen of Bane.
Orin def told everyone who would listen about it, as Balthazar's note on "Prayer for Forgiveness" might imply.
But have we thought about the other side of this?
How many of Bane's servants present at Gortash's coronation saw Durge and went "Ugh, not them again. ANYONE but them. Dark Lord Bane, we serve you well and do not deserve this".
How many of banites had to watch their Chosen act like a lovesick fool at his own coronation and tried very hard not to cringe?
Like bhaalists were not pleased with their Chosen's affections, but I bet Gortash was INSUFFERABLE with Durge by his side.
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The 212th battalion in a joint mission with the 501st.
Cody preparing to leave: Understood, General.
Obi-Wan to Cody: Be safe, my dear commander. May the force be with you.
Cody: I will. And you as well, sir.
Anakin and Rex both sharing shit-eating grins, before Anakin dips Rex dramatically close to the ground: Be safe...
Rex, putting a hand on his forehead, lifting his leg in the air: I'll be so safe...
Obi-Wan, unable to keep his eyes off Cody's retreating figure: Will you stop acting like younglings now?
Anakin and Rex mockingly sighing:
Obi-Wan: All right, enough Anakin.
Anakin, shaking from keeping his laughter in: But how will that keep us safe?
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