Ghost, trying to get to sleep: Get your feet out of my underwear.
Toast: It’s warm down there sir, my feet are cold.
Ghost: Yes, but it���s my ass, Johnny.
had been considering swapping grand companies to the flames (mostly for. color purposes lmao BUT also because ilya is initially from ul'dah so theoretically it fits better), HOWEVER.
listen. ul'dah takes itself very seriously, and ilya understands ul'dah, so that's one thing. gridania also takes itself very seriously, but gridania is very silly and still takes itself very seriously, which ilya does not understand.
limsa is very silly and fucking leans full-tilt into it. like. it's got a. it's a city with a fullass lalafell name. it's pirates. ilya lands there and he's like these are my fucking people.
the 6x1 kitchen scene was even worse for me than the falling asleep. eddie saying he could've replaced the couch by now and buck being scared. ok, that surely had no meaning. ok lol
lmao riiight but also... it's been 4 months?! like mate, make a move or get a couch already
well, I can't say I expected the new chapter to feature Idia (metaphorically) going to (metaphorical) hell, getting a pep talk from his (metaphorical) Phantom brother which helps him finally move on once and for all from his brother's death, and (metaphorically) overblotting again to fight his way back out of (metaphorical) hell, only to have his darkest fear (non-metaphorically) come true when his mom goes through his computer and finds all his secret files. but I am glad it did!
also this is all a flashback for the purpose of explaining to our group what the heck is going on (whether or not any of it is getting through is another matter)
i need more Steve being a nuisance in Eddie's life.
don't get me wrong, i love the reverse, but just picture: Eddie acting all tough and in your face and Steve turning the charm up to a thousand with him, always pressing and pressing until he breaks through, until he makes Eddie snarl or fume or god forbid blush.
Steve playing up their competition, Eddie refusing to take his ideas seriously just on principle and Steve getting all up in his space when they work, saying "I told you, Munson" or "see? I was right, and you were wrong" and Eddie bares his teeth to him all mean and scary, but it doesn't scare Steve, he's all bark and no bite. Unfortunately.
Steve being overly sweet and flirty just to get on Eddie's nerves, catching Eddie staring and saying "you like what you see, Eds?" and Eddie's almost convincing with his "There's blood on your side. You should patch that up, Harrington" spitting out his name like it's a dirty word. It almost works, if only Eddie wasn't blushing so hard.
Instead Steve only grabs his chin and says "no need to worry, baby, i got it", throwing in a wink for good measure. Eddie yanks his face away and storms out, cigarette pack already out.
Hi my darling 😘 hope it's not too late for the sentence thing! Buddie + Why didn't you lead with that?!
Maggie my love 🩵 Never too late for you.
Also, I swear I finish one and two more come in haha
"Why didn't you lead with that?!" Buck splutters and Eddie just stares back at him.
"Excuse me?"
"You should have led with that!"
"Are you fucking kidding me?!" Eddie snaps back, "Buck! You hated me when we first met!"
"Because I was stupid! I didn't know you liked me!"
"I got into an ambulance with a live grenade in it with you!"
"Because that's our job!"
"Well, I love you!"
"I love you too!"
"So why are we still shouting?!"
"I don't know!"
Send me a ship and a sentence, I'll write the next five
Something about Drayton and Kieran not knowing what to do with each other after the dlc. They both express that they wanted their friendship to just go back to normal and are surprised and disappointed when it doesn't. They want so badly to be friends with each other again but they don't know how. THEY'RE BROKEN. THEY'RE KIDS. THEY-ughhhhhh thinking about them makes me feel violently ill