#theyre!!!!!! touching!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boozeforbrains]

Intox streamer girl.

Chugs and shots for donations and follows.

Having to do sobriety Field tests like walk in a straight line, stand on one leg, touch your pointer to the tip of your nose etc. at the very beginning of the stream and at the end tho by then she cant even sit up straight.

Passing out on stream and not realizing how much times passed when she wakes up and her viewers insisting she just have one. more. shot. Theyre donating after all. Its their money. They want to see something in return.

Getting booze delivered to her place, staggering to the door, bumping against walls and trying to hold on to the doorframe while still swaying hard, so she doesnt fall over.

Swearing shes „todallyyy sover -hic guyyss i swear im nod drungg yed!! So who -hic whoo wans ta play dead by dayligh‘ -hic“

Barely even able to play a game or hold a conversation only 1h into the stream.

Head almost on the table, character barely moving back and forth on the screen, wastedly looking just past the screen.

[abnomi]

random assorted headcanons for Turbo because I like thinking and having fun !!!! 🎉

Read More to Find Out...or are you too scared?... i bet ur too scared ahaha youre too scared Lol! Hahaahaaa!!!

The steering wheel of his kart is covered in bite marks, similar to how one would bite their favorite pencil. he bites things to mark his territory because Nobody is gonna touch that unless they want all of his diseases (150+).

i just know he was fighting to restrain himself not to chew on any of the candy civilians

when it comes to music, he doesn't see the point of listening to it. he doesn't have enough patience to really take it in; to him, it's just a thing that exists and not much more than that ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ ∵⁠ )⁠_⁠/⁠¯

adding onto that point, this guy listens to metal clanking sounds and loud engine roaring for entertainment because he likes things that would overstimulate any normal person. turbo is incredibly sensory-seeking and will do anything for The Sensations

someone should take him to a heavy rock concert i think it would change him a little. keep that thang on a leash

related to being sensory-seeking, i think he would absolutely love running his hands over random textures. if anyone has run their hands along a wall while walking alongside it...He does that...If u know u know... he is SO stimmy its unbelievable. Unreal.

very pain-tolerant. he'll whine and complain about it for attention, but physical hurt really doesnt bother him much until it gets in the way of what he wants to do.

funnily enough, he is very picky when it comes to temperature. he can handle getting ran over but if its 1° too hot or cold he'll start nagging and nagging for it to go back to normal. turbo really needs his own enclosure i think it'd do him a lot of good

this is a more popular headcanon and its canon-leaning, but he's an artist :-] he usually sticks to graffiti art because its generally considered more "rebellious and cool" but he also sketches cars, design decals, and other stuff when hes alone!

i would love to see his process of character designing king candy because i dont think he really knew what he was doing

he was just like "ok what does a generic king look like. uhhhhh.... 1, old and jolly like santa claus.... 2.... uhh crown..... 3......... purple.... FUCK YEAH im so good at this!!!!🔥🔥🔥"

i just noticed how his design has like 0 actual candy motifs aside from his bow being a candy wrapper and his shoes having those little gumdrop end pieces. what was he THINKING

while King Candy has a lisp, i think it's a coverup for his actual voice because of how goofy and recognizable it is. Overall its the same as his regular voice, he just gets silly with it. i noticed that he still does retain some of his lisp when hes screaming his lungs out at Vanellope, however, so maybe he genuinely does have a lisp that makes itself known when furious :3

another thing i noticed is how he hisses his S's. very cool very cool the reptilian

@/tasticturbo made a post abt how he has tinnitus from the constant noise in his game and i couldnt agree more

AND THE PRESCRIPTION GLASSES. where did he get those...he needs to See

side note, the aforementioned account has made so many interesting analyses on turbo and theyre all so insightful. i recommend u check them out

i think he gets migraines from stress. constant buzzing or pain flood his head but hes like "IDGAF i need to DO something at ALL TIMES no matter what"

hes like a shark in that way. if hes not moving he'll die instantly. idk a lot about sharks or if thats how it works srry but im going off of what the Worms are saying to me and i dont have much to work with

i think a really big contributer as to why he lacks in the self care department is because he fails to notice that something in his body is wrong. hes far too distracted on something he thinks is more important than remembering to Eat Food or Drink Water or Wash Himself or

he's like "WHY DO I FEEL LIKE SHIT ALL OF THE TIME!!! I HATE MY LIFE" and he hasn't slept in 4 days

hes so me. Sorry.

i dont think turbo is necessarily suicidal, but the way he behaves shows a clear disregard for his own safety and wellbeing. he thinks that he knows what he needs but he really doesnt :-[ i think he has some kind of immortality complex, feeling untouchable and like nothing could get to him. as scared as he was when ralph was about to turn him into sloppy mush, he didnt take the threat very seriously. like it was some kind of joke

his kart regenerates every time his game starts up, so what if he smashed it into buildings for fun. He's the number one fan of car accidents. he is all about that shit

i think his living space would literally be a garage btw. its a place to sleep and a space for his car all in one!! he thinks its very convenient and awesome but i think he is coping. he has some old dingy stained sheetless mattress that he has never washed in his life and its covered in dirt and smoke particles. no wonder he has such heavy eye bags Dude Please

the turbo twins have a garage used in a similar way, and while its still pretty shitty, they still at least TRY to maintain it. they just fight a lot over who has to care of it. nobody taught them how to take turns ever

but this aint about them. maybe another day

i think that turbo would find comfort in garbage and keeping it around because its familiar to him. a big clean empty space would make him so mad and if anyone moves even an inch of scrap off to the side he will throw a fit. he generally doesnt pay attention to his surroundings but when its his personal space he is 1093 times more neurotic

i think the big empty castle he stole wouldve been a big transition for him. maybe it helped him clear his mind a little more to practice his tricky schemes...it helped him get more subtle

thats all i have for nowww ty for reading ^_^ if anyone else has any wacky ideas pleeeease tell me i would love to hear them!!

[phanyaoi]

okay i know we are like "omg pre tour we were screaming about shoulder touches but now theyre so unhinged", but tbh dans birthday stream was the peak and the energy was unmatched.

[mychlapci]

Ageswap ratchet definitely gets pregnant constantly. Maybe Drift thinks its his the first time it happens, you know since he was convinced ratchet is a pure little virgin. But ratchet just pops out bitty after bitty and theyre all different. Soon its just free advertising for how much of a whore ratchet is, his valve is free use for anyone to come and stuff full of transfluid and keep him nice and full. His belly is always huge and his tits leak constantly. Ageswap prowl soon is jealous of all the attention ratchet gets and starts getting ideas of his own....

Aaaaaa of course, Ratchet’s got plenty of baby daddies paying him child support, belly always fat with another bitty as proof of his whore ways. No one can resist though, he’s just so sexy when he’s pregnant and his titties are so huge. Prowl sees it all go down and gets soooo jealous that some of his sitters are letting Ratchet bounce on their spikes just so that they can touch his big belly and drink from his full tits. If Prowl got pregnant, though, then Ratchet would have some real competition. It takes a little birth control tampering that Sunny and Sides don’t know about and Prowl is quickly knocked up just in time to compete with Ratchet’s new baby bump.

Now they’re both tempting high command, and they almost can’t choose…. Which they don’t have to! The young mommies should play nice and let them take care of their needs. Prowl and Ratchet are so competitive that they hate it as first, but the heavier they get the more they mellow out. They’re still trying to one-up each other, but they wouldn’t want to stop their little competition, not when it involves seeing which one of them squirts harder or sucks spike better. And at the end of the day, they still end up frotting their baby bumps over someone’s spike, making out hungrily

[nevermorgue]

Haii!! I love ur hc's so much omg (ó﹏ò｡)

I was intrested if u had more Pluto × Duke hc's to feed us ?

omg thank you anon!! i try my best.

i ALWAYS have pluke. theyre my absolute favorite pairing. any future christmas present givers: pluke. pluke. my love.

- Pluto freaks out any time Duke is semi late to anything. He worries that something else happened to him. He remembers how tired he looked when they saw him out of his spectre after getting out of the wall. He was even catching a cold. Pluto gets red with anger every time he thinks of it.

- Duke jokingly asks him if he wants to put him on a leash to make sure he can’t go anywhere. Pluto then proceeds to get uncomfortable because neck trauma. Awkward silence.

- It actually takes Pluto a while to be okay with Duke touching his neck at all. Even a slight brush of the fingertips made him tense up. But they get there.

- Pluto uses the power of reading to figure out what ‘mon minou’ finally means. He is completely embarrassed and desperate for revenge. So using a dictionary, he creates his own sentence in French to fire back at Duke as payback. Something really ridiculous like ‘You’re more magical than any of your tricks’. He butchers the pronunciation and flubs his words, but it still gets a blush out of Duke before a lot of laughter. Like a lot.

- Pluto hasn’t liked red. Ever since he lost his eye, he hasn't been able to stand the blood red color. It overwhelmed his vision through blurry tears. But after spending so much time around Duke, the color has become one of comfort. His eyes are a deep wine red. Eye contact with Duke makes his stomach flutter in a nervous, but not terrible way. The deep red becomes something that makes him feel wanted instead of despised. - Pluto tries to style Duke's hair once. He tries to do it the way he usually does, but it ends up very uneven on both sides. Duke leaves it that way and it gets a good laugh out of the others. - Duke sweats so much in his sleep. Because not only is he under the covers, but Pluto is wrapped around him like a second blanket. - The beds get closer together every night. Mainly because just one isn't big enough for them both with Duke's height.

[angel---eater]

i remembered that this was a thing and i couldnt help myself. elaboration under the cut

theyre both pretty vers, but hal got interested in Domming. dirk is really happy as a sub. hal also knows for a fact that dirk NEEDS to be Dommed so he doesnt just go crazy all the time, and Domming in turn helps hal regain a safe sense of control over both himself, his surroundings, and dirk. Domming is full on a hobby for hal. hes also really fuckin strict about SSC rules (as you should be) but dirk... not so much

drive: they both have trauma that impacts their drive. hal's drive is tanked most of the time bc he finds it difficult to interact with his body that way- another reason why he prefers to Dom, as for him theres a safe balance of separation and gettin' right up in there if yknow what i mean. dirk swung the opposite way with a generally higher drive while also struggling with hypersexuality (you can be hypersexual regardless of drive)

taking risks: dirk has a boner for Getting Into Situations that hal would rather he not get into ever. hal gets spooked somewhat easily and is more concerned abt safety. dirk doesnt use the safewords they set up LMAO. he says he will and he does remember them, he just doesnt know his limits and/or willfully ignores them to '''challenge himself''' which leaves hal with too much on his Dom plate too often. this is the cause of many arguments and hal storming out of the house with threats to never touch him again (yeah right)

dirk has called jakes name like 10 times. hal not so secretly likes it though. he holds it over dirks head for leverage

there was an incident that ended up with dirk in pretty bad subdrop, relating to him just not using their safewords, which also put hal in severe domdrop the next morning. hal ugly cried for a solid hour. this is related to the 'got injured/injured someone else' points

their playlist started serious w/ attention to bpm because they never half ass anything, but it quickly dissolved into memery. yeah they still fuck to it

dirk also mentioned alpha dave once. of course he did, hes himself. need i say more about that

hal kinkshames dirk for being a little too into machines routinely lol. its twisted around into a humiliation thing

hals mind sometimes wanders off during vanilla encounters. his face will just glaze over like dude will literally be scrolling through social media in his CPU brain while dirk is bouncing on it. it pisses dirk tf off and also really worries and stresses him out. hal isnt actually aware that hes just as if not a little more dissociative than dirk

tangentally to sex, most of the time all they want to do is snuggle and kiss. being able to be close to e/o like that is overwhelming in both good and bad ways. half the time they cant touch each other at all, and on really bad days they can't even be in the same room. theyre both BPD as fuck, so sometimes the feelings pile up until they burst

[misandriste]

indirect dair in gossip girl 2.02 ♡ “never been marcused”

+ delusional shipper bonus

[puppyeared]

renaissance dogys

characters belong to @canisalbus

[anbaisai]

Boop!

(Part 2)

[thechekhov]

ah, childhood.

[botanicalbasil]

I hate being a person who loves bugs, I can't say anything without the person I'm talking to reacting with disgust. Today I had to literally beg a coworker for the life of a spider, and then after I put it in a nook outside she thought it'd be funny to show me a video she took of her killing one. Like idk man. Birds scare the shit out of me but I still get why people love them. They come in pretty colors and they sound nice and they're interesting to observe. I don't understand why people don't feel the same about bugs. The rich amber color of a cockroach, the iridescent glow of a fly, the intricate hydraulics that power their little legs, the chirp of a beetle, the art of the spider's web... It's all so beautiful. Why is it the habit of so many to destroy?

[beybuniki]

gossip duo tbh

[ohposhers]

espio let silver hug him once and silver took that as an invitation to forget personal space is a thing people like to have <3 based off of that one comic panel if you know you know wink wonk

[zlarirosa]

draco's first time eating muggle burger...without cutlery

(ps. he liked it a lot, much to his dismay)

[shizunitis]

[speaking like we’re all at a slumber party together]

Do you think that if Shen Yuan had transmigrated into the protagonist’s role he would have found a way to give the body back to Binghe because he felt it was just too much of a pity to simply do away with the original?

Unbeknownst to him, Binghe’s there. Watching. Growing alongside his possessed body.

Shen Yuan does the Abyss Arc himself. It wouldn’t do to awaken the poor boy’s spirit just to throw him to the wolves! And, okay, he can maybe fix some plot holes, unveil some secrets, deal with rat bastard authors, and take over the demon realm before returning the body. He’s leaving the harem gathering for Binghe, though! And, he stores away every treasure!

He’s not so presumptuous as to steal the joys of demonic lordship from the protagonist. He can do the hard part, and then give Binghe his body back to enjoy the fruits of Shen Yuan’s labour!

If he makes this sacrifice, surely the protagonist would let him live despite his transgressions?

He finds a body for himself, returns the goods, and all concludes peacefully and with as little bloodshed as possible. (It’s still a lot. Alas.)

And then his plan would hit the predictable snag of Luo Binghe misunderstanding the whole thing, leaving him with only the notion that a gentle, pretty, protective and other adjectives god-alien spirit had basically died of rage on his behalf and shouldered all of Binghe’s difficulties in order to spare him countless agonies and troubles.

How does one go about repaying that? Is marriage even enough?! Was this a form of courting?! How is this even supposed to work!

Also Shen Yuan believes putting off wife-gathering for a later date doesn’t affect the harem in any way. When Binghe’s back, he’ll do his protagonist best and get them back. Those who can’t even wait a few years, do they even deserve to have Luo Binghe’s regard?

(Luo Binghe is clawing at the walls with how Shen Yuan misses the implications of that statement. Meng Mo has developed spirit instabilty out of rage. Shang Qinghua is not helping.)

[sam-the-pancake]

We've reached a new layer of not respecting mobility aid users/not seeing us as people.

Today in my class I was using my wheelchair and going towards someone to ask a question. They jumped up and grabbed someone else's cane from "in my way" and began to move it. I said no it's ok, and they said something like don't worry I'll put it back. I said no again and they returned it to where it was. I asked my question and went back to my spot. The person who's cane it was was sitting right there. They could have moved it if they thought it was in my way or if I asked them to.

A minute later I heard the cane fall over. It hadn't fallen before that but of course the abled person who moved it didn't know how to balance it properly.

Don't touch people's aids. Both myself and the other disabled person were able to handle the situation if necessary, but it didn't need to be handled because there wasn't a problem.