#theyre just walking gay disasters

[accio-sriracha]

What it's like as a Marauder's Era fanfic writer.

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You want to know what it's like writing Marauders fanfiction?

Trying to find anything to replace the word SERIOUS.

How many times can I put the words honestly and genuinely and earnestly before my brain literally fries??

I had to change my entire vocabulary because of him. I'm only able to use it with the intention of that joke. I wish i was kidding when I say I can't even say it in person anymore, it's too ingrained.

"Fuck, wait. Not serious, HE'S Sirius." -My Brain. Every. Single. Time.

It's also having to rewrite the sentences: "He sat up straight-", "He walked straight to-", "He looked them straight in the eyes-"

Because NO THE FUCK THEY'RE NOT. THEY'RE NOT STRAIGHT. EVERYONE'S GAY.

Writing Marauders fanfiction is the most rewarding, angst-filled, tooth-rottingly fluffy, WONDERFUL thing in the world, and it literally kills me daily because I don't know THAT many words Sirius can you please just spare me???

[tulipanthousa]

tell us about the unwritten au 👀

okay, full disclosure, this will never be written. i have no intention of ever doing so. if someone else is willing to take a crack at it be my guest but this would be too much for me to handle

so, here it is

Content Warnings: angst, RAPE (<- read this. the dove is dead. do not pass go do not collect $200. youve been warned) both directly and via proxy, and other kinds of sexual coercion

LAOFT RELAMP but at what cost

In main story laoft, durant does not see roman and remy's dalliances as important or a threat to him/his control over roman.

in this story. he does

in an agonizing display of cruelty, he kidnaps remy and presents him to night roman as a gift.

its a terrible position - roman cant reject the gift and risk durants anger, which will end in disaster for both him and remy... but niether can he accept it and walk back into his day life with the knowledge that remy will remain here, trapped, alone with durant, and impossibly far away from anything roman can do to protect him

Roman takes the only path he can find - feign gratefulness so deep that he no longer had need of his day left, and giving it up. because at least if theyre both trapped remy's not alone.

Remy and Roman disappear the same night, stolen from their beds without a sound or a trace left behind.

In wickhills, Logan is incandescent with fury and patton cries so miserably the woods and hills around his house are bone-dead silent. not even the birds want to sing in his presence.

May sits alone in her house, the door locked, refusing to answer for anyone.

The Adams' put up posters across all of southeast ohio knowing nobody is going to call

And emile watches them all and churns with guilt because he didnt know remy, not really, so why does he think he has a right to be this sad?

Back in faerieland, things escalate in a bad way very quickly. Durant coerces Roman and Remy into increasingly intense sexual scenarios for his entertainment.

in the midst of this, having only one other person you can rely on or trust can, coupled with the rapid increase in intimacy, cross the wires a bit, and wwhoops, Remy and roman are in love now

Remy: or whatever passes for love in this shitshow Roman: you dont get to tell me i dont really love you Remy, crying: ok

and tbh, all of this is more of just context for what im ACTUALLY interested which is

they get out. now what?

Because in the meantime, Emile has reached out to patton, we still have LAMP and remile, and now we have pair-of-cats-that-cant-be-separated creativisleep

Logan: you thought canon logan had anger issues? ha. ha i say. this logan would kill a man sooner than let them make roman or remy even slightly uncomfortable. he'll snarled at his own mother if she gets too close. he'll snarl at thomas, though he'll feel bad about both. this is actually! not great! because logan tried to guard from the outside looks a lot like Guards Keeping Us Inside to remy and roman, so they have to figure out how to navigate logans nuclear reactor protectiveness vs it wigging roman and remy out.

Virgil: Virgil waking up is the catalyst for them getting free, and in the midst of his horror falls in QP love at first sight with remy, who was so brave and so strong and kept roman safe when virgil couldnt.

Remy: i dont know if 'safe' is even slihtly accurate Virgil: the safety of his heart and mind are of equal importance to me as his body. you have cherished both, and you can have anything you ask for as long as i live Remy: [gay fluster noises]

Patton keeps determinedly dragging emile to mays house (where they are holed up for close access to dizzy and jax) even though Emile feels like he's intruding

Patton, constantly on the verge of tears: I almost lost Roman and i've decided im in love with all of you and i CATEGORICALLY refuse to lose anyone else Emile: um Patton: RE. FUSE.

so pattons HOPE is that they all wind up in a big polycule pile, and its doesnt... not do that, but its not quite as clearcut as all that.

Theres stumbling blocks at the beginning withboth remy and roman wavering on whether or not their romantic feelings are genuine, and subsequently wondering if the fact that theeyre still in love with Emile and LAM respectively means that they arent.

this would go through some oscillations of both of them trying to deny those feelings to "prove" their love for each other, vs trying to push the other away so they can go be with p[eople they "really love"

do! not! separate them!

in my head this ends with romantic LAMP, Romantic Remile, Romantic Patmile, and QPR losleep and sleepxiety - everybody else is friends and cuddle buddies

Remy is actually super comforted by the fact that Patton is in love with him/attracted to him but never asks for more than friendship because he knows remy isnt. Metamour besties.

Dizzy suffers a lot from this ordeal (she hid from durant and subsequently roman, knowing if he found her as romans familiar it would be catastrophic) so their bond is.... stretched, lets say. overtaxed. she's a little sicklier. a little smaller, a little more timid. hides in remy or virgils jackets frequently

All of which is to say that this is a fraught extended metaphor that sometimes trauma changes you, and it changes your relationships, and it changes the way you feel attraction, and all of that is okay. it doesnt make those feelings or relationships less real or loving or valid.

anyway this is my monster. im not going to write it (please dont ask) but some people have expressed that they were glad i still shared it, so have some bite sized angst

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

back on my bullshit with cruise ship killers because this is my blog and i Need To Get My Thoughts Out somehow:

yesterday there was an episode of a corporate retreat cruise and today theres faith ministry cruise, which one is worse?

"its all fun and games with a christian messages"

never mind, i figured it out, being gay on a faith ministry cruise is the worst experience

WHAT IS IT WITH THIS SHOW AND ROGUE WAVES?????????

i was not expecting a threesome to come up during the faith ministry episode

"its all fun and games until the night ends in deadly disaster" <- jesus' inner monologue while he was on the cross

...rogue waves do come out of nowhere? thats like one of the defining features of them? the crew could not use weather tracking technology to track and avoid a rogue wave. i mean last year, there was a paper published which proposed a new method of forecasting it but like, the study of rogue waves is less than 30 years old

i dont think this show knows what a rogue wave is.

"the cruise ship provides her with the perfect captive audience to pitch her natural health business" ...no red flags there at all

if i worked on a cruise ship and a passenger was like hey youre my lucky charm, can you come sit with me at bingo tonight since youre off shift?, i would throw myself overboard

reason #724 to never go on a cruise: if someones stalking you, the staff may just tell you its not their problem and that you have to "either deal with it or avoid them all together"

a passenger walks up to the security team and says "hey, this is a crime scene, you need to cordon it off" and the security team responds "thats not your business, go fuck yourself"

THEY DIDNT EVEN TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH OF THE CRIME SCENE?????

THEY REMOVED ITEMS FROM THE CRIME SCENE BY HAND????

again, call me overly cautious, but if someone is reported missing, you should immediately turn the ship around to look for them rather than waiting for a search to be conducted to confirm theyre missing.

if youre gonna kill someone (which i wouldnt recommend but i cant stop you), dont do it on a cruise ship. its a confined space with a limited number of potential suspects.

...is there a fucking serial killer on board this high school reunion cruise??????? cant have shit in pittsburgh huh

okay, say you and your husband want kids but youre struggling to conceive. what should you not do? have an affair with your high school boyfriend without talking to your husband about it first and then try to pass off the baby as your husbands

if you are planning to kill someone, plan a better location than a fucking cruise ship.

[taibhse-harrowfell]

Taelia Fordragon

Listen, we all know the only reason Blizzard even added her was for Anduin to meet & get himself a wife, because when has Blizzard ever written female characters that weren't, crazy, fridged, damsel, the wife or too "emotional"

....but hear me out, she takes up the invite to Stormwind, & Anduin is showing her around, fawning over her & her father's legacy, all "Imma marry this one, father, I know it" & she's half listening because she sees this couple & is immediately smitten, who are they?

Tess Greymane & Lorna Crowley (The Lesbians of Gilneas) cue Disaster Lesbian Taelia trying not to fall in love with them both & failing hard

[sssrha]

transcription of slides under the cut:

[SLIDE 1] the vibes ao3’s top 9 mdzs ships give me (a really stupid thing i made on a lazy saturday)

[SLIDE 2] wangxian: the wholesome canon relationship (with a hint of spice)

ok maybe calling the union between a demonic cultivator and a secret sex fiend “wholesome” isnt exactly accurate…but that’s where the “hint of spice” comes in

other than that tho? i remember seeing a meme somewhere about wangxian and sangcheng and wangxian was described as “domestic gays with a house and a white picket fence and two kids” and honestly? yes 

not that they cant be freaky. id say their particular brand of freakiness is vaguely surrealist suburban horror. make of that what you will

[SLIDE 3] xicheng: either its “pair the spares” or just about trauma

their dynamic is 500% “karen/enabling husband” but like in a good way

objectively the best-dressed couple you will ever meet. like seriously why are you even trying? theyve got you beat

jc would own a flower shop and punch you in the face for saying a single bad thing about his flowers. lxc would own a tattoo parlor and hand you a lollipop and tell you how proud he is of you for not crying while he gave you a tattoo

they dont strike me as a “every evening we relax and watch the sunset” type of relationship B U T every other week they go stargazing with a detailed map of the night sky

[SLIDE 4] xiyao: either a) the angst of betraying/being betrayed or b) the angst of killing/being killed

high society gays. they would both unironically wear tuxedos to a mcdonalds. lxc would see it as a fun couples thing and jgy would do it to assert his dominance

i swear they would be among the smiliest of the major couples. only one of them would give you a happy smile

dont mess with them. no like dont mess with any of the couples but so far jgy is the first one who would make your life living hell and keep you around long enough to suffer the consequences

[SLIDE 5] sangcheng: being simultaneously over- and underestimated

i saw a meme about sangcheng and wangxian where sangcheng was described as something along the lines of “wine aunt and vodka uncle” and honestly? yes

they’re both human disasters. nhs would have various splotches of color on his clothes and you cant tell if it was intentional or if theyre actually stains. jc is very neat and organized but will have a mental breakdown at the slightest inconvenience

sometimes they just sit down across from each other and. cry. its how they bond

idk why it popped into my head but they’re both ace Because I Said So

[SLIDE 6] xuexiao: cute domesticity but also murder

i refuse to believe that xy is anything but unhinged in every universe. whether or not thats a good thing is up to you

xy could and would murder you in your sleep and not feel bad about it until xxc told him off. even then he might still decide it was worth it

xxc doesnt exactly know about The Murder Stuff(TM) but he knows some shit is off but he trusts xy enough to not comment on it

they would meet and hook up in a bar and mutually decide that they may as well stay together for the rest of their lives the next morning

[SLIDE 7] xuanli: the token straights (but also? theyre really cute???)

i did not expect them to be as cute as they were but here i am

anyway jyl has jzxuan wrapped around her little finger and shes just too nice to use that to her advantage

if jyl asked jzxuan for some chocolate jzxuan would just buy her the entire hershey company and forget to give her an actual chocolate bar and jyl is too sweet to actually say anything about it

they would definitely have like 20 children. theyd fucking love being parents. the moment having another child became dangerous theyd start adopting left and right. theyre rich they can afford it and their hearts are big enough for all their kids so why would they not?

[SLIDE 8] songxiao: childhood friends to lovers AND perfect power couple

i know they have more nuance than this but i cant help but think of them as The Perfect Couple(TM)

not shipping-wise!! i mean like. theyre both law-abiding citizens. their house looks like a model house. theyre dressed super neat and handsomely. they both know cpr and first aid and one of them is a lawyer and the other is an award winning writer. idk who is who but yk.

they are who people call to deal with problems instead of the police and they delight in that fact. that is what i mean by them being The Perfect Couple(TM)

[SLIDE 9] chengxian: disasters through and through

uhh i am going to be spending the entirety of this slide ignoring the fact that i personally consider them siblings

they would live in a dingy studio apartment in the heart of a city and theyd both never be home

theyre both super fucking rich but theyd never have any money on hand so dont be surprised if they just starve out on the street one day because theyre just that stupid

they collectively have the self esteem of rotting cabbage but theyre keeping themselves and each other alive purely out of spite and sheer force of will

[SLIDES 10] nielan: childhood friends to lovers AND himbo power couple

psst heres a secret: neither of them are actually himbos

H O W E V E R they both 500% pretend they are. they intentionally act as stupid as possible just for the fun of it

the best part is when they stop acting stupid when something important happens. crouching-moron-hidden-badass at its finest

also the older brother energy is overflowing. it does not matter who you are or how old you are. if you meet them then youre going to walk away with two new big brothers

[SLIDES 11] the end (unless i gather the willpower to make a part 2)

[acewlwtoast]

Sonntag 13:28

this is gonna be a long one

OKAY so I’m doing another one of these. They’re obviously in high demand lmao. Also watch me saying I can’t say anything bout this clip cos it’s already perfect, and then still writing a 900+ word post (insert clown here)

ANYWAYS HERE YA GO this is about the Kieutou date clip. I honestly owe Druck my life for this.

Fatou is EARLY and she looks so nervous sjdjjsjdh

they're both so nervous and awkward i love my disaster children

Once again HEIGHT DIFFERENCE (i will never be over that)

Kieu My, why you walking away so fast, this isn't a race

And Fatou running after her and walking next to her i-

The tension in that blue room is SO PALPABLE

THEYRE LITERALLY DANCING AROUND EACH OTHER AND TRYING NOT TO LOOK

WHY ARE THEY SO AWKWARD, YOURE LITERALLY ON A DATE

Kieu My pretending to take notes for physics, girl we know you aren't good at being subtle

Fatou looks almost sad like she's feeling ignored again?? Bebi.

Kieu My coming up from behind her like i don't wanna say anything but that's hot ngl

Like two stars gravitating towards each other they will be the death of me 

Gay stares™

LIKE THEM PRETENDING LIKE THEY ARE NOT ACTIVELY FOLLOWING EACH OTHER

H A N D S i need more hands tbh #LetKieutouHoldHands2k21

Those stares....this is even worse than on horror-night

Kieu My why you so nervous, you both know why ur here

LIKE THIS IS A DATE WHY CANT THEY COMMUNICATE WILL THEY EVER LEARN

i don't even need to talk about the perfect metaphor of stars inevitably colliding, like these two are literally soulmates

Kieu My trying to get herself to talk to Fatou akjfhkadslj my girls are trying okay?

She starts talking and suddenly sounds so confident, beginning something is always the hardest

She's literally panicking and geeking out about her space stuff

SHE OPENED UP AND THEN WAS IMMEDIATELY SCARED THAT SHE WAS BORING FATOU LIKE BEBI NO

Fatou got her girl tho. Not only does she make sure Kieu My knows she isn't boring her, but also continues to talk about the thing she knows Kieu My is obsessed with

actual girlfriends

Kieu My actually looks so perplexed when Fatou is interested in her rambling, you really found the right girl.

Like, who has ever asked her about her interests, and THEN also actually listened and cared?

The way Kieu My's looking at her like girlie is in love

“I think it's crazy that everything happened the way it did.” Fatou. You are such a dork and i love you. Also you’re right.

MORE. GAY. STARING.

Kieu My looking at her lips so many times before finally kissing her

AAAAH again, the metaphor of stars colliding 

with the red star symbolising Fatou's warmth, and the blue star being a metaphor for Kieu My ice queen persona? (I've heard this theory from Vic in our discord server :))

-> creating a new galaxy that is their relationship

“Ich wollt dich jetzt nicht weiter verwirren/I didn’t want to further confuse you” - “mich oder dich?/me or you?” The fact that fatou can already read her so well

She's smiling at her like "that's my dumbass" and mirroring her posture

Fatou just knows Kieu My needs someone to talk it out, someone who understands her

Kieu My said she's bi out loud, i love that!

Kieu my feeling safe enough to tell this all

Sharing insecurities, we love to see it

She's looking for reassurance that she doesn't sound dumb, that her feelings are valid! And Fatou's just like, yeah i got you. Those two istg

“Ich wollte eigentlich richtig, richtig gutes Abi machen. Ohne Ablenkung/I actually wanted to get a really really good Abi. Without distractions” WITHOUT DISTRACTIONS WELL BITCH YOU DONE FUCKED UP YOU TWO HAD TO HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER

they are so adorable

“Ich würd voll gern Astrophysik studieren./I would love to study Astrophysics.” Can everyone just say thank you to Nhungi for proposing Kieu My being obsessed with astronomy? Cos it's honestly so amazing.

She didn't say anything about her parents directly pressuring her, but more like she feels she has to do great things with the opportunities she's been given. Similar to Fatou.

“München ist voll weit weg/Munich is really far away.” So few words, so many feelings.

*Look, I honestly thought that song was the beginning of Soulmate by Natasha Bedingfield like IMAGINE

just lying in solidarity.

ANOTHER INSTANCE of me thinking the clip would end there and Druck just continuing and adding another 20 years to my life (which i will spend further obsessing over this ship)

They're just really out here on the streets like this. My heart is so full.

Suddenly, conversation seems easy, effortless?

They're actually learning more about each other it warms my heart

The close your eyes thing- I don't really have to say more, those two are just amazing.

Also Kieu My being smooth for once in her life you go girl

And they're playing Can't Help Falling in Love like Druck you're SERVING today

Fatou finds Kieu My so adorable when speaking vietnamese like GURL SAME

Also the things Kieu My says in vietnamese, i know i say dork a lot but LOOK AT THEM

DO WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE TWIRLY-KISS THING

Also Fatou having to constantly stand on the stairs to be on kinda the same height as Kieu My, I will never shut up about the height difference

ASKING BOUT THE BIRTHMARK and Kieu My like seriously answering the question SOULMATES

i have been waiting for a Kieutou hug for forever, thank you for giving me life

Who needs a cuddle clip (okay i still want one) when you can have your otp hugging and holding each other like this

These nerds just be pointing at the sky. They're perfect.

There you go, this is a LOT. Honestly, everyone who made it this far....respect.

Please touch me I'm lonely

[remy-el-rato]

notes i took during outer banks

i was watching and texting my friend and there are quite a few bits missing

in order:

-BRO JOHN B JUST KISSED KIARA WTF

-jj really got arrested for pope😭😭😭

-they fucking on the dl😭😭

-COLE COLE COLE

-JOHN B JUST FELL

-FUCK TOPPER

-OH MY GOD I-

-i just started episode 6

-so right after ward adopted john b

-ward just disowned rafe 😭😭

-wait cole what happens

-is mrs crain gonna kill them??

-is she blind??

-i think she blind

-lol mrs crain shooting at them with her blind ass

-HE JUST FUCKING TACKLED HER LMAOOO

-on episode 7...

-is ward about to kill john b?

-is that why they in the middle of nowhere

-how does he know about redfield

-WARD NO

-WTF

HOLY CRAP WHAT IS HAPPENING

-damn...

-ward sucks

-rose if you dont shut tf up-

-istg she looked at his butt as he walked away

-OMFG SUE NOOOO

-FUCK RAFE

-HE SUCKs

-its not fucking okay ward

-she just got shot

-kiara is gay

-every guy tries to get with her and she aint with it

-its the only explanation 

-im on the last episode!!

-im nervy for what finna happen

i envy the sbi guy’s eyebrows

-barry got sum grandma chairs

-mans is having a serious withdrawal

-thurfboard

-why pope pose like that

-scared me honestly

-is jjs dad dead

-did he just rip open a ziplock baggie

-POPE LETS GO

-ummm nvm pope bb i need you to chill tf out

-what he goings byebyes but theres still 20 minutes left

-brosji why do i love barry so much

-lol i thought kie was gonna kiss him-

-FUCK

-NO KIARA COME ON BABY YOURE BETTER THAN THAT

-sarah get off the boat and go get your girlfriend-

-pope get your fucking hand off of her knee im not goddamn happy with you right now-

-perfect fucking eyebrows im so jealous

-damn its pitch black huh

-follow the north star hoe

-oh noooooo the lights noooo

-the boat has been spotted oh shit

-nice ass sarah-

-they arent gonna make it

-like where do they think they going

-theyre going into the storm

-ok

-sir i am so insanely jealous of your eyebrows

-shut the fuck up ward

-he is a liar youre right sarah

-literally go off john b

-sarah stop talking that was cringe af

-these hoes finna die

-fucking finally ward is getting what he deserves

-omg no

-youre fucking joking

-tell me im wrong

-lost them my ass

-we dont know

-jj is me rn

-this is not ak

-literally not me crying

-wtf is this ending

-i hate it

-kiara nooooooo

-poor babies

-they dont derserve this

-HOLY SHIT JOHN B

-why is his first thought sarah

-thats adorable

-now kiss

-wow they really in the middle of nowhere

-you arent loud enough save your voices

-oh theyve been spotted 

-they cold

-hurry tf up larry

-a gotdamn disaster

-wheres nassu?

-ofc shes cold john

-wait thats it?

-wth

[love--language]

i was tagged by @useyourillusion to do this thank you lovely sending you love 🥰🥰🥰

rules: answer 10 questions, tag 10 people and make another 10 questions.

bella's questions for me:

1. which parent do you look more like?

i look more like my mum!

2. is water wet?

no its not because if you think about it its basically the same concept that air is to us to fish (i know it doesnt make sense but im sleepy and sad 😗✌)

3. what was/is your favourite subject at school?

my fave subject at school was pe and thats because i was genuinely good at it and also my year 12 teacher was really hot 🥺

4. describe your favourite teacher.

my fave teacher was my english teacher and she was like the literal epitomy of a gay, cottagecore disaster and i loved her so much

5. would you rather go without mascara, or without concealer?

id rather go without concealer cos i dont look like a gremlin without it but if im not wearing mascara i look 🤢🤮🤢

6. which season do you think your personality reflects?

i think my personality reflects spring cos like im warm and sunny and i love flowers and im super duper friendly!!

7. how superstitious are you, on a scale of 1-10?

im at 10 im such a superstitious person its not even funny

8. talk about some of your superstitions.

i take a wishbone with me everywhere on friday the 13th (also irrelevant but can we talk about how friday the 13th this year was the last normal day we had before everything happened??), i make sure not to walk in cracks on sidewalks, i run away from black cats and i refuse to ever open my umbrella inside

9. honest opinion of wearing heels?

i have a love hate relationship with them cos they make me look so good and theyre super duper pretty but also i broke my ankle when i went out with my friends and my heels broke and i havent worn high heels since)

10. 60s, 70s, 80s, or 90s fashion? pick one!

60s all the way i absolutely adore all the outfits from that decade i just think id look really good in them :)

my questions for you!! 🥰

what are your hobbies and how did you get into them?

what's your favourite sleeping position?

you have to pick 5 songs to listen to for the rest of your life, which songs are they?

vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?

what's one thing that always makes you smile?

what's your favourite family tradition?

your favourite alcoholic drink? (or your fave non-alcoholic drink if youre underage or dont drink)

would you rather never listen to your favourite song ever again or have to listen to your most hated song for the rest of your life?

what's the superior tik tok sound?

what's your favourite aesthetic?

im tagging @longhaireddeacy @isitstraightvodka @hermajestyborhap @sonic-volcano @deacyblues @queen-paladin @cxpaldi @zyanmaik @lukewedge and anyone else who wants to do this 🥰💓

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

mkay! I’m taking this as a game/challenge now so heheh! reasons you should make it losleepxiety: -theyre *all* disaster sleep schedule gays, and *all* coffee gays. -losleep -okay but just try and tell me sleep-deprived remy, at a coffee shop at 3AM, doesn’t *immediately* start loose-lippedly flirting with the emo and the punk (because we may as well make it punk!logan amirite -okay but IMAGINE sleep deprived virgil walking out of there with both of their numbers and just,,,, Oh My God

Me, still eating popcorn: I am intrigued

[gemsofthegalaxy]

Juno Steel and Second Citadel separately for the ask game thing

TuT Thank you for sending this in, it was very fun and actually made me think hard a few times LOL. 

Juno Steel 

(pls note that the favourite character questions are, like, enforcing a sex binary which is kinda uncool. just know Juno is my fav character but he is nonbinary so the questions dont apply) 

my favorite female character -  RITA!!!!!! I love Rita so much. 

my favorite male character - Peter Nureyev, naturally. 

my favorite book/season/etc - I think season 1, Juno was a disaster but I miss his POV and Season 2 was really good but Peter wasn’t around? Idk. Maybe it is season 2 tho because season 2 was really good. Damn.  

my favorite episode (if its a tv show) - Oh God I don’t know the names of any eps umm........ hmm.... The last episode of season 1 even tho it broke my heart? OR the last episode of season 2, like, when Rita was saving everyone and Juno couldn’t remember her name- it also broke my heart but I loveeddddd how much it meant for Juno’s relationship with Rita (and also had Nureyev striking that fucking pose on the Ruby 7 which made it all worth it) 

my favorite cast member - this is hard. I gotta say Juno’s VA though because I fucking love Juno and he’s really talented okay 

my favorite ship - Jupeter ffhh is that even a question 

a character I’d die defending - I’m prob gonna have to die defending NUREYEV the punk ass bitch. but I love him so. 

a character I just can’t sympathize with - i was about to be like “none theyre all great” but then I remembered RAMSES that BITCH. i mean on the one hand, I come close to sympathizing because i understand where he comes from but the VIOLATIONS of Juno’s autonomy and trust are just too egregious. 

a character I grew to love - Vespa. I was like in love with her bc of Buddy and then we met her and i was like Hmmmmm but then i was like actually i love her again, during her ep 

my notp - Uhhhhhh I really don’t know? There’s no ship that I’ve come across that i was like “fuck no”, i mean, im sure there’s possibilities of terrible ships but I’ve not come across them. 

Second Citadel

how about we do that thing where you give me a show/movie/fandom and I’ll tell you:

my favorite female character - Rilla. I loveeeeee Rillaaaaaaaaaaaa. 

my favorite male character - Damien :hearteyes: 

my favorite book/season/etc - Um season 2 because there were only like 2 eps in Season 1, and they didn’t feature Damien or Rilla. i havent caught up with s3 yet sghkjk

my favorite episode (if its a tv show) - hhhhhh. Um. The first one where we are introduced to Damien and Rilla, and Damien meets Arum. and also the part of the finale that was centered on Damien exclusively. Shout Out to whatever episode it is that Rilla’s on Monster Trial and she’s like “I accidentally fell in love with your Weapons Creator who is a Lizard and I would like to Kiss His Mouth” 

my favorite cast member - Um.... I don’t know? They’re all very good actors. 

my favorite ship - Damien/Rilla/Arum but I would die for Quanyii and Caroline 

a character I’d die defending - I don’t know why I’d need to, but, Damien. 

a character I just can’t sympathize with - hm............ Queen Mirra? Like, the Second Citadel has some REALLY fucked up ideologies and I’m sure they pre-date her, but, well, she’s obviously inherently complacent in that at best and she could be doing a Lot more to, yknow, have the Citadel be a less hostile place for, uh, Gays. and also monsters, though, I wouldn’t hold my breath on that much. 

a character I grew to love - HMM. Okay, so, on the One Hand, I’d say I loved Caroline instantly but she TESTS ME EVERY DAY, so I’m just gonna talk about her for a second. especially when it comes to Rilla, Caroline makes me Mad. I am still pissed off at how she just........ forced Rilla to walk on a broken leg for days and showed her so little sympathy for, like, no reason!! “oh you’re a traitor to the crown” like whatever, that’s not even close to a good enough excuse for how she acted towards Rilla. She’s also a huge hypocrite. But still, I loved her as soon as we met her and I still do.   

my notp - I haven’t really seen many things being shipped for this, either, tbh. I have been avoiding the tags because I’m still not caught up, lol. So as of now I have none!

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[normal-thoughts-official]

Ok hmmmm fake dating art school au with Malec, Claia, Lukemaryse and (platonic, obviously) garrowbane where hmmm magnus is with an ex at the start and tries setting up Luke with people

well this got really cracky really fast

okay so im gonna go ahead and say that i have no idea how art school works in the US so for the sake of My Convenience™ imma go with the way it is in Brazil, which is "there are numerous kinds of arts going on in the same institute/college"

so im thinking..... clary obviously is doing visual arts, painting, whatever its called (this is probably where i should warn you that i know nothing about visual arts). maia is not really an arts major, but she's doing a course on technical/scientific drawing since shes a biology major and that's useful for her field studies. magnus is on the same course, except hes like an engineering major really. im a slut for inventor Magnus so yeah he wants to be an engineer to develop new kinds of technology so technical drawing is important for him. meliorn (watch me slip meliorn in literally everything i can) is a theatre major, and Luke and Maryse r both studying music

Luke and Maryse r older and like idk how common that is in the US but here in Brazil some ppl (spec retired ppl) come back to college to study something they have Always Wanted To but that wouldnt bring them money. i know that the whole "no free college" thing makes that harder but they can be post-graduates i guess. or Luke is and maryse is a regular major but shes a super rich hotshot lawyer who after the divorce decided to be less stuck up and dedicate herself to things she enjoys, and since shes rich, she has the money to do a major or a music course just for fun

anyway! Magnus is the kind of guy whos friends with everyone from all ages and courses. he quickly becomes friends with maia (shes on his course after all) and meliorn (who is a theatre major but takes classes in everything they can because.... they can)

i just realized maia/meliorn has a LOT of brotp potential but ok anyway

magnus and maia bond greatly over their shared interests (yeah shes a biologist and hes an engineer but magnus' interests vary a lot and also hes a fan of biochemistry. they also have relatively similar life stories and a similar sense of humor, even if maia is sharper at the edges - which is something Magnus likes, really. she's fierce and fun and unafraid and he wishes he were more like her sometimes. they have a mutual admiration and kind of protection pact). meliorn on the other hand is kind of the local queer cryptid in a way, which of course means magnus immediately befriends him, and Maia is just delighted at how much of a trickster they are. magnus also likes meliorn a lot because they're so... chill and easy and unbothered by social conventions to the point of being nearly unaware, which makes Magnus feel so comfortable. and meliorn thinks Magnus is interesting, and they all get along.

maia kind of brings luke into the group. luke is kind of maia's adoptive uncle. she lives alone but once she ran away from home luke was super nice and helpful and also one of the ppl who most encouraged her to go after her major like she wanted

luke and maia are clearly close and have each other's backs, but they also tease each other a lot. so when one day luke teases maia over her crush on clary, she retaliates by looking DIRECTLY at meliorn and being like "he's just jealous. did you ppl know he hasnt been on a single date in years" and meliorn, who thrives on the chaos, is like "oooh we should set him up" and magnus of course jumps at the opportunity

so the three of them keep trying to set ppl up with luke, and it just ...... never works. like doesnt come even close to working. its kind of a disaster actually. its awkward, it never clicks, and at this point luke is begging them to stop but you know thats not gonna happen. so as a last resort, luke lies that he's dating a woman from class. cue him asking maryse, whom hes never talked to in his life but is the only eligible woman his age at class, to like, please do him a solid. and maryse is just so shocked by this random (but handsome) man's life, shes like. lmao sure. look shes a post-divorce woman she wants to be free and cease giving fucks

and maryse kind of has fun pretending to date luke, but she's a busy woman and she doesnt hang out with them often, and they are like [BANGING POTS AND PANS] WE WANT TO ACTUALLY MEET HER

and luke is all like "well maybe if all of yall singles got dates we could have a date together otherwise get out" so maia asks clary out purely out of spite and turns out it works, but Magnus and Meliorn are like "uuuuhhhhh,,,,,,," so meliorn is like "what if we pretend to be together lmao" and Magnus is like shit we're gonna do that aren't we

i know its not exactly Magnus having an ex but look im struggling to put all of this together okay udhdhdbd also im not big on the whole "breaking up because of someone else" trope ya feel

god this is just the setup for malec to meet, im,,,, a mess

so anyway Magnus and Meliorn are determined to totally sell this to luke (maia knows its a scam of course, she can smell bullshit from miles away). and luke and maryse are also totally determined to sell this cuz everyone is an idiot. so they keep having, like,,,,, dates together, until eventually they kind of become a solid group of friends. they all welcome maryse and are really impressed by how critical she is of her pre-divorce self and how it did wonders for her, they think shes really strong. she even shares about how she struggled with her son being gay and her daughter deciding to become a forensic pathologist instead of a lawyer like her, you know. in short they all become good friends

so now everyone (but maia and clary who are happy and drama free and laughing their butts off at Magnus and Meliorn) is in a difficult situation because now theyre all friends! what are they gonna do, confess it was a scam all along? pretend to break up and make the whole thing awkward? they're trapped in their fake dating and it looks like they're just gonna have to, like ... deal with it

and in luke and maryse's situation it's even more complicated because they are kind of getting into each other, and theyre like groaning because theyre grown ass adults they shouldn't be living this trope. and yet

anyway as they become closer they start going to maryse's (shes the only one with a large enough place) and that's when Magnus meets Alec and meliorn meets izzy

which,,,,, despair

because they had been doing a great job of fake dating so far, excuse you, they are partners in crime. they're a well oiled lying machine and they work together flawlessly. magnus is not even a good liar but shit if meliorn didnt teach him every trick on how to not technically lie, and also they are very close and the kind of ppl who are comfortable with sharing affection, so yeah they drape their arms on each others shoulders and hold hands and kiss each others cheeks NO PROBLEM but now theyre both interested in someone else

hell, theyre both interested in maryse's kids

fuck

shit

goddamn

meliorn is all like "i told you we should have pretended to have an open relationship" and Magnus is like luke KNOWS im monogamous he would KNOW we're lying and meliorn is like FUCK and maia and clary are losing their shits

meanwhile luke and maryse are becoming more and more domestic and oblivious to the world. they will b like "you kids put the movie on, we'll make dinner" and be all like fluffy asshole

izzy quickly picks up that its a scheme cuz shes smart, and flirts with meliorn when maryse isnt around, while Alec is like SHIT dude i cant believe ur into a TAKEN MAN what the fuck kind of sad gay stereotype r u

but their pull is like,,, stronk and they frequently find themselves getting lost in their own little world and lowkey flirting and just being a liiiiil too close (especially in alecs case since hes like ..... stoic extraordinaire) and then theyre like AH SHIT WAIT and they jump and pretend nothings happening

and look, izzy would tell Alec about the scam, but she's, como se dice...... having way too much fun at his expense. she and meliorn start dating on like day 1 and make a pact to see how long they can keep the act up and enjoy the show

maia and clary have eaten their combined weight in popcorn by this point

the intrigue. the chaos. the misunderstandings

it gets more and more ridiculous as time goes by but Magnus is still determined to yknow keep the act up and not expose his and meliorn's lies

they just,,,,,,, live like this

it lasts for so long

like ..... months of ridiculousness

and alec is suffering because hes into a taken man whos obviously very in love with his partner and he feels guilty and all of that shit

and magnus just.... doesnt know what to do with his predicament. look he has anxiety this was a bad idea how is he gonna walk up to Alec and b like "hey so I'm not really dating meliorn it was all a scam so we could spy on luke and ur mom but it went too far" and the more time passes the more awkward it gets

the dam probably breaks when magnus finds meliorn and izzy on a date on accident, and hes like rjrhrjrjdnc SO THEY KNOW???? and meliorn is like nah only izzy knows we wanted to see how long itd take for u and alec to get ur shit together. and magnus is like oh my god and meliorn is like "in my defense i didnt think it would take literal months!!!!!! and then it started to feel awkward to just tell you to go for it"

so magnus is like FINE i guess i will TELL ALEC and ask him if he wants to DATE ME IN SECRET so we can keep NOT HAVING TO CONFESS WE LIED TO HIS MOM

and then i guess he tells Alec???? and he still isnt sure whether or not Alec likes him so he isnt planning to ask him out immediately afterwards, just, you know, let him in on the secret, and Alec is like "dude my mom is lying too" and Magnus is like what she and luke are like married

anyway knowing about that gives them full permission to come out as lying bitches so they're like "how dare you lie to us like this.. but also we did the same thing"

eventually luke actually asks maryse out

i dont even know whats happening anymore god im done

this is your fault anon

if anyone wants to actually write this, feel free rjrhdjdn honestly id read it

[phanchester]

gen z baudelaire children headcanons

violet baudelaire

- age: 16

- good at drawing

- cries in movies

- asexual af 

- called herself a lesbian for years until she started dating a boy lmao

- dating quigley quagmire

- doesnt define herself as a single sexuality so she just calls herself queer

- has an instagram account for aesthetic things and another account for weird selfies

- has a studyblr account as well 

- pretend shes organised but really is not

- loves dodie and tessa violet

- makes slimes and squishies and somehow all of them are perfect?? like the slime never sticks to anyone’s hands and get stretch a lot and the squishies just never break down

- is really bad at baking 

- tried to make klaus a birthday cake but failed and handed in slush

- she ended up buying cake from the local bakery but accidentally spelt klaus wrong so it read “happy birthday klauz”

- loves everything to do with japan but constantly denies the fact that shes a weeaboo

- dressed up as jiro from my hero academia one year

- obsessed with princess mononoke

- loves all the tech in tokyo

- listens to paramore religiously

- liked one direction when she was a lot younger and cringes about it

- used to have long hair but she cut it when she was 15 and now she has the bisexual haircut

- has a really good sense of fashion although she looks pretty in anything

- loves sherlock way too much for it to be healthy

- was obsessed with tom hiddleston in 2012

- got raped when she was 14

- still goes to therapy to repair all the broken things which came out of that

- very passionate about feminism and is pro-choice

- got called an sjw in public so she gave the man a whole rant about how her being raped ruined her entire life

- lead the tech box for the school musical in junior school despite these annoying teachers telling her she should be on stage with her pretty face

- gets cat-called in public which she absolutely hates but she just ignores them

- loves doing her own makeup

- people who dont know her call her the shy nerd but people who know her things shes insane

- resident IT kid at school

- knows for forever from dear evan hansen off by heart but refuses to listen to any more songs despite klaus’s protests

- really good at football and baseball

- super good at science

- loves everything to do with inventing (obviously lmao)

- dressed up as tinker bell when she was 4 and as annabeth chase when she was 12 for halloween

- good at sewing and making costumes

- made her own computer out of spare parts when her mother (beatrice) put screen time on her school laptop

- had an emo phase but constantly denies it

 klaus baudelaire

- age: 14

- a huge fanboy over practically everything except sports

- family thought he was gay for years, turns out he was a bi disaster

- peace-signs bisexual but also finger guns

- had a crush on isadora and quigley when they first met in seventh grade

-  now only has a crush on isadora and boy is oblivious to how lovestruck isadora is for him as well

- knows every starkid musical off by heart

- has a super popular tumblr blog with a hell lot of followers as well as an anti-onision side blog

- has probably every social media known to man

- rumours say that he even has a myspace account?? with this boy who knows

- hair is always messy no matter how many times beatrice tries to tame it

- always dresses up as harry potter for halloween because he looks exactly like the description

- obsessed with lord of the rings

- use to have a booktube but then deleted it a day after he posted a video 

- has mild anxiety and depression

- also sees a therapist (someone help these chirren they need help)

- memes and vines are his source of energy and without them he would probably die

- knows like every single vine somehow

- loves thomas sanders

- has a diverse set of subscriptions from really small but high quality youtubers to these huge popular ones

- once this random youtuber liked his reply on twitter and he actually flipped out

- has a crush on brendon urie (“i’d fuck that forehead any day” - actual quote by klaus baudelaire)

- skipped year 4 so he is one year younger than the people in his grade

- can eat until he dies

- was super small but then had a huge growth spurt so now hes a lot taller

- practically blind without his glasses

- once violet stole his glasses for a prank and klaus sat on the family cat

- the cat was thankful still breathing after the traumatizing experience but died the year after

- these events are not confirmed to be connected

- definitely a feminist and is super protective over his sister so he  a t t a c k s  anyone online who normalizes and tries to justify rape and/or pedophilia

- hated olaf from the second he met him

- super judgemental over people which he knows he needs to stop but he cant help it

- only person he didnt judge was lemony which beatrice took as a good sign when they first got together 

- hardly remember bertrand as he died when he was like 1 (and violet was 3) but from photos he knows that he was a good person

- loves croissants and meat pie

- actually really likes bread for some reason no one knows why but he just really likes bread

- good at every single subject except for pdhpe (or rather pe)

- running joke in the family that hes trash at sport

- actually likes the concepts of most school subjects but he hates some of his teachers (like his maths teacher and his geography teacher)

- has really trash handwriting

- has the weirdest search history known to man

- “im a writer” but never writes

sunny snicket 

- age: 4

- not at school yet but still super smart for her age

- klaus read the hobbit to her and she really enjoys it and wants to watch the movies (but beatrice wont let her because theyre rated m)

- lost her first tooth recently because she kept on wobbling it and just pulled it out

- never cries when she falls over or scratches herself or shit

- uses klaus as a chair and violet as a pillow

- once pulled all of beatrice’s flowers out from the garden to give to her

- beatrice got really mad at first but when sunny started crying and saying that she just wanted to give her mummy a present beatrice melted and brought sunny to the florist to buy flowers

- kept on asking how babies were made and didnt believe the stories she was being told so lemony just straight-up told her to shut her up and now she is traumatized

- watches movies which are way too old for her age

- loves baking with her mum and is very good at it (better than violet lmao)

- beatrice doesnt allow her near the oven so she constantly makes peanut-butter sandwiches

- suffice to say, the house is never out of peanut-butter sandwiches

- loves dogs

- has way too many toys to count

- wants a pet hamster, fish and/or sloth

- hates shoes so constantly walks around barefoot

- blames everything on her invisible snowman friend called ojo

- hates being called cute but really is adorable

- likes blueberry muffins and vanilla cupcakes

- never ties her shoelaces

- loves the incredibles

- really likes all frank sinatra songs

- has a pink radio which allows cds

- has lazy eye

- taking piano lessons but wants to learn the cello

- pretends to be a detective all the time

- tried to catch the monster under the bed so she could talk to it

- loves talking

- loves chinese food

- tries to write in cursive

- sings very loudly around the house

- always sneezes at least 5 times in a row

- scared of swallowing pills for medicine

- can quote child-friendly vines

- loves dressing up in dresses but hates makeup

- heard someone (probably kit) say “no shit sherlock” so says that on repeat under every circumstance

- finds writing capitals rs and 4s interesting so she has a notebook dedicated to that

- loves the mii and kahoot song (probably because of klaus)

- has an interest in sharp-toothed creatures like snakes, sharks and alligators

- pretends to have a british accent sometimes and its very cute

- hates her hair in pigtails

[aximili]

X, Q, E

oooo i didn’t think i had any ocs starting with x but i remembered one from ages ago actually..... i had a story called After Life abt a kid trying to redeem his soul after he gets sent to hell, it was a bit all over the place tho and i scrapped it. although recently saw there’s a netflix show of the same name w ricky gervais and still managed to be annoyed

Full Name: Xanthe (if she had a surname it’s gone from my memory omg)

Nicknames, If Any: Xan

Hogwarts House: slytherin

Gender: female

Sexuality: bi

A Song I Associate With Them: hmmmm.... That Man by caro emerald

3 Important Relationships: WELL i only remember 2 other characters she knew, tbh this world was never well-developed

-ransom, he’s her very officious & stuffy angel rival who she ends up having a weird hate-fling with

-there was the main kid whose guardian demon she is (oh yea she’s like a guardian angel but the opposite. encourages u to be bad.) but for the life of me i don’t remember his name lol. once i had developed RanXan as concepts i got distracted by their s*xy little rivalry. yes it’s all terminally het, i was like 14

2 Fears: she’s been (well, not alive, but around) for a long time so she’snot scared of much. she’s a very cocky person and embraces being the bad influence, especially to annoy ransom, bc on the surface she’s like, well this whole heaven/hell divide is bullshit, people aren’t just one thing. but i think deep down she’s afraid of the idea that she really is bad. and afraid of what happens once she fades into irrelevance in hell and stops getting assignments but still has to carry on existing

1 Element of their backstory: i think she was alive way back in Biblical Times - obv she wasn’t called xanthe then but chose her own name. she was a serial liar and said that god was talking to her in order to get things she wanted. but she died young, like everyone did

Q - oo i DO have one Q oc! he’s from adrift, my pirate novel that i will one day finish

Full Name: Queryn Smousk

Nicknames, If Any: idk if anyone calls him a nickname. they mostly just don’t refer to him. 

Hogwarts House: hufflepuff

Gender: male ? hm

Sexuality: gay

A Song I Associate With Them:  bottom of the river by delta rae

3 Important Relationships:

-rictor avis: queryn is a generic sailor on the pirate ship, rictor is the surgeon/carpenter for the crew, he’s a huge tall crow man, and is equally or perhaps more creepy than queryn. they hang around together and give everyone weird vibes. rictor is mute & queryn isn’t, but he says very little out of choice (he doesn’t speak the main language, idk common or whatever, very well) but they like to sit in the crows nest together in silence most hours of the day when theyre not working. everyone even their crewmates thinks they might be up to some weird shit. their dark secret? theyre just a cute couple.... they just like to hang out. they bonded with quiet, intense looks when queryn was first rescued dying in the swamp and brought on board and rictor mended his wounds. it was tender. absolutely nobody else knows theyre a couple even tho they don’t keep it a secret. theyre just chill

-garran korrash: garran is the bosun and is a literal/figurative grizzly old bear, and as well as being queryn’s manager he’s one of the only people who he’s really chill with. garran was the one who insisted they stop n help him out, and queryn’s been grateful ever since. he doesn’t say it bc he hardly says anything, but he shows it in hard work

-sonya perlace: like almost all of her crew, queryn would die for captain sonya. he comes from a pretty harsh society where the strong survive, and even tho he never quite fit in there, he really respects sonya’s strength & leadership.

2 Fears: even tho he’s a pirate his biggest fear is drowning since he nearly drowned before. he has a lot of nightmares about it. he’s also creeped out by elliot. cause what the fuck even IS that?

1 Element of their backstory: p much the only backstory he has is that he was part of this society of amphibian/lizard people in the deep swampy area of the continent that’s cut off from the rest. he was out hunting but got badly gored by a huge aninal (idk what, like a Bigger Lizard.. theres always a bigger lizard) and couldnt make it home. he started sinking into the bog but couldn’t pull himself free, then the area began to flood with torrential rainwater and he cried for help. luckily sonya & garran happened to be trekkin through the jungle and heard him

E - has to be elliot, the little bastard supreme. i played him as a dnd character with an altered backstory but i’ll use the adrift version

Full Name: elliot (no known surname)

Nicknames, If Any: nope

Hogwarts House: slytherin

Gender: male

Sexuality: probably bi? he only a teen though and being surrounded by furries hasn’t had much chance to develop any feelings on the matter

A Song I Associate With Them:  mariner’s revenge song by the decemberists

3 Important Relationships:

lol 2 of the 3 are fully hatred relationships because this young man has iiiiisssuuuuuues

-sonya perlace: he acts the begrudging deckhand who’s resigned himself to his life, but he is 100% devoted to eventually killing her. she killed his mama and he has been waiting for his moment ever since, he’s even had opportunities to leave the crew but has stayed so he can keep close to her. it’s fully like, would have a picture of her with daggers & darts in it, if he had such resources

-niphea perlace: niph is the captain’s daughter, the first mate, and the reason elliot’s still alive - she persuaded sonya not to throw him off the ship along with his mum. he has understandably mixed feelings abt this, and he rarely shows it, but she’s always been an advocate for him and treated him fairly so he does like niph more than anyone, despite himself. also she’s his closest in age on a ship full of adults. he.... tries not to think abt the fact he plans on killing her mother in return cause that’s a bit awkward isnt it

-aidan moss: quartermaster aidan doesn’t like things he doesn’t understand, and he doesn’t understand what elliot is, so he goes out of his way to be awful to him, tending to delegate his own jobs to elliot at every chance he can get & generally insulting him. elliot tolerates it bc he has to. but make no mistake this dude is no2 on the kill list

2 Fears: i don’t think he has a lot of fears because he’s already been through some of the worst things imaginable. i don’t even think he precisely fears drowning/dying at sea, because he’s been focused on the image of how his mother died for so long, & imagining doing the same to sonya, that it kinda no longer affects him?  but he also saw his dad die over a long period from wound infection and i think that must have made a traumatic impression on him, so i imagine he’s probably at least repulsed by decay/rot

1 Element of their backstory: so elliot is the only human character in a world of animals basically... i mean this is major novel spoilers but when tf am i ever gonna finish that.  he comes from a very remote island of remaining humans, descendants of the few who survived nuclear disaster a long time ago. when he was small he and his parents were exiled from the island for breaking its rules (yea, as tends to happen w small isolated communities, things got over the top cult-y) and sent out in a tiny boat to fend for themselves. his dad died slowly while they drifted in the ocean, and he and his mum were near death when they were picked up by sonya’s crew, who were like what the fuck are those??? they kept them in the hold to discuss what to do w them, but elliot’s mum, thalia, tried to break free, attacking niph when she came with food. as punishment sonya made her walk the plank, and that’s where it all went wrong yknow. woops this isn’t 1 element is it. oh well 

[midoriyaizukustan-inactive]

anyway now that ive been in the fandom for a bit i think its time i called myself out and say that i. Love shiniida

hear me out. neutral good, disaster bi iida with true neutral, functional gay shinsou? we stan.

like just consider for a second. shinsou goes to talk with midoriya to get some closure abt their fight in the sports festival and obv talking to midoriya means having to be near his two besties iida and uraraka

anyway midoriya draws shinsou in like the sun he is and so he ends up kinda friends with iida and uraraka as well. along the line they become full-fledged friends esp when he starts doing extra training w them in addition to the training hes gettin from aizawa so he can “”keep up with you hero course nerds”” (in his own words)

anyway so he starts hangin out with the izucrew more and consequently. iida.

iida is the mom/dad friend (depends on his mood that day which one he is) so he usually organizes some hangouts that r also study groups. and now that shinsou is his friend, iida invites him as well

im thinkin eventually iida and shinsou figure out that iida has a strong suit in math but is weak in language, but shinsou is vice versa, so they decide to arrange extra study sessions so they can get the extra tutoring they feel they need

and finally,,,,the pining™ begins

im honestly not quite sure How they fall for each other or how long it would take buuuuuuut……,.,.

iida would definitely admire shinsou’s drive and determination and i feel he’d be rlly charmed by him once he got passed shinsou’s distant, kinda hostile first impression. like once he got passed shinsou’s kinda defenses and saw the tired, funky dude he is that loves cats and sweaters, iida’s poor bi heart wouldnt stand a chance, not even a second. iida would definitely think shinsou’s love for cats/all things cute is adorable. also i think iida would be exasperated w shinsou’s hair but like in the Fondest Way possible. at first he’s like “shinsou u gotta try to brush ur hair!” and shinsou is like “u can try it wont do anything” and hes right it Doesnt. but eventually the messy style grows on iida and he finds he wants to run his hands thro it,,,also iida at first kinda doesnt get shinsou’s sense of humor but he eventually learns to love it

shinsou on the other hand would be softly disgruntled abt how iida cares for him with what i call the Aggressive Affection. cause iida is just like “shinsou! its past 12 am! i would advise you get some rest now” and he wont stop badgering him until shinsou at least turns off his phone and like “shinsou! i made u breakfast bc u slept in late! u can eat it while we walk to class together!” and hands him some cute lil breakfast thing that keeps shinsou’s hands warm while they walk in the morning air. and at first shinsou is like “bruh” but eventually knowing that iida cares so much makes him feel all warm inside,,,,,, and shinsou Would 100 percent find iida’s chopping motions and general gestures he makes when he talks Adorable As Fuck. and he thinks its sweet that iida cares so much abt helpin him academically as well as heroically

anyway i think shinsou would realize his feelings first bc iida is,,,a disaster,,,and he would freak the fuck out becuz oh shit thats quite the distraction from becoming a hero student

iida notices when shinsou starts to avoid him and he gets really sad :[ and it rlly starts to bother him so he tries asking shinsou what he did wrong but shinsou is always in a flustered panic and its like “OHHH LOOK AT THE TIME GOT,,,GENERAL DEPARTMENT THINGS TO DO,,,,GOTTA GO BYE IIDA” so when asking shinsou doesnt work iida tries to ask his friends if they can think of anything but theyre just as confused as he is bc they didnt even realize shinsou was distancing himself. this just makes iida feel even worse bc that means its Just Him that shinsou’s avoiding so its Clear that he did do smth wrong

eventually he calls tensei abt it and tensei kinda calms him down abt it thank you tensei

meanwhile aizawa is like “what,,,is wrong with my child” bc hes not dumb hes observant as hell and he knows shinsou’s been acting kinda skittish lately esp during training so eventually after training one day aizawa sits him down and is like “im not letting u leave until u tell me why ur so freaked out lately” shinsou tries to fight to escape but aizawa is a Pro Hero and shinsou has only been training for a couple months now so he doesnt make it lmfao rip eventually shinsou gets out that he has a crush (how embarrassing poor guy probably wanted to spontaneously combust when he admitted it) and that he doesnt know what to do with it and aizawa is just like “wow mood”

no but really aizawa calls up mic and is like “hi yes hello ur the distinguished gay in this relationship can u give our dumb son some advice”

so mic swoops in and probably embarrasses shinsou a lil bit but overall shinsou accepts his feelings a little more after the talk so thats Something thanks mic

anyway so this pining goes on for a while longer with iida feeling :[ and shinsou feeling bad but like not knowing what to do dkjfjkf. like after the talk w mic it isnt nearly as bad as it was but shinsou’s still awkward and iida can still tell smth abt their relationship has gotten a little stilted :[ but then the joint training exercise happens and its reveled that shinsou is GOING INTO THE HERO COURSE BABEY!!!!!!!

iida is So Excited that he lifts our boy up and spins him around!!! and shinsou is so FUCKING gay he doesnt know how to function once hes put back on the ground smfh so much for being a functional gay huh shinsou

anyway iida starts apologizing profusely like “im so sorry shinsou my excitement just got the better of me and i hope i didnt make you uncomfortable but im so happy for you-!” and shinsou’s like “im in love with you” iida probably passes out lbr

no but both FREAK OUT over that confession and like its so fucking funny bc it was in front of EVERYONE and aizawa just fucking facepalms bc god why does his dumb kid have to take after him so much smh

anyway EVENTUALLY iida and shinsou calm down and before shinsou can Sprint the Fuck Away, iida is like “i!!!!! love you too!!! not as just a friend!!!” and shinsou hides his face in his mask/capture weapon and iida is just kinda bashfully holding his helmet close to his chest and HHH I LOVE MY BOYS………….

anyway they talk and shinsou is like “yeah so im sorry for being weird this past month and a half its because feelings” and iida is like “OHHHH i thought i did something wrong omg” and so they clear that up w each other and start dating. and they are. Adorable. THE couples’ goals in the izucrew. u wish u were as cute as them

iida reading on the couch w shinsou layin down on him?? iida reading TO him while he’s layin down on him in an attempt to help lull him to sleep??? oh my fucking god. thats so good. shinsou brings snacks to their study dates (and theyre actually iida’s idea of regularly scheduled dates someone help shinsou djkfjk) to make sure that they both actually get some food in them. TRAINING TOGETHER,…,..both get v flustered at first but then they get used to it,,im soft

just….my boys….thank you for your consideration. uhh stan shiniida

[danlokkys]

My Headcanon’s for Elams

I’m having fun

1. You know that cliche thing were one of the peoples in the relationship stay up at night and like just bother the other and the other just screams “GO TO FUCKING BED IM TRYING TO SLEEP YA GODDAMN FUCK”

Yknow ?? Yeah I imagine it like this:

Alex : do you realize that we basically brains with meat?

John : yeah..... and also that the earth is basically just a soft yet hard ball ???

Alex : do you realize how much I love you ?

John : do you know I would live for you ?

Eliza at the end of the bed : GO TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU FUCK TARD

and you too Alex.

John : *gives a death glare to Eliza*

2. If they ever did have children (as in Eliza getting pregnant but all raising the child together)

John sometimes slipping a word or two in another language and the kid just all of a sudden knows like : 9 languages from just hearing papa John speak same new shit he never heard.

Eliza and John just PUSHING EACH OTHER TO GET THE CAMERA CAUSE HOLY SHIT ALEX HAS THE KID ON HIS STOMACH AND THEYRE BOTH SLEEPING AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT DO THEY LOOK ADORABLE

3. Karaoke nights.... that’s it.....imagine it...... imagine it......... the disaster....

John screaming his lungs out....

Alex trying to hit a high note but just breaking his voice.....

Eliza blackmailing the two and filming the whole thing cause fuck you both y’all ate the last chip....

4. Making meme references EVERY FUCKING DAY

5. Every time one of them gets hurt either these two things are said “well that’s what you get for being a dumbass”

Or

“ BABE ARE YOU OK, DO WE NEED TO GET THE AMBULANCE?? NOTHING BROKEN ?? ARE YOU SUUUUURE YOUR OK ???????”

5.Alexander not knowing wanting to be big spoon or little spoon so just John behind him, Eliza infront. And just listen to Cecile Smith while cuddling.

6.The only thing that Eliza and John can actually agree on is :

“ Alex is clingy in an adorable sweet way”

7. Gay jokes between Alex and John and Eliza laughing at them anyway.

8. “My queen” and “My king”

9. Walking to the park, Alex holding both of they’re hands and just them humming helpless and Eliza from time to time just actually whispering “were helpless” in an fucking angelic voice.

I have more but ima draw. If you want to hear more just ask and I’ll maybe continue.

[hiraethstill]

THIS WEEK ON DAIYA NO ACE (7/2)

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT! 

LIVEBLOG:

ah yup, i remember this, furuya being mature

LOWKEY FORGOT MOCHI LOOKED REALLY GOOD HERE

TOUJOUUUU

SASUGA HARUICHIIII

eijun has so much faith in haruichi im cry

ooh i really liked that mini-sequence where amahisa pitches to harucchi

come on mochi!!!!!

aww harudanji still got a teeny blush

lmao i forgot how much of a fangirl oowada is

oh good takami knows to talk to his pitcher

ummm rude?????? im trying to focus on this at-bat?????

and you hit me with carloshira????

ooh teito bbies!! 

lmaoo and mei’s face

omg amahisa going :plane: glow eyes

for some reason the art isnt on par with the previous episodes? 

i like to think miyuki and mochi made eye contact for a split second uh

cmon amahisa! do the zone thing! 

hmmmmSTDVE amahisa x takami rights?? 

ooh i mightve forgot that amahisa has a curve

NABEEEEEEEEE

miyuki brought mochi homeee

BABIESSS

YES BBYS THOSE ARE YOUR SENPAIS 

HAVE I MENTIONED

I LOVE

TAKU’S 

GRIN

AND TAKU

AND HIS HAIR

AND TAKU

BREATHES HEAVILY

hyahaha and koushuu’s aura

GO SHIRASU-SAN

HELL YEAH HARUCCHI THATS WHAT I CALL BASERUNNING

rip masashi lmao 

ah man kousei’s gritted teeth poor thing

smol yui helping with catcher gear aw

HYAHA still mei’s face 

furuya my dude u okay there

damn bases loaded on walks thats rough

i did like that bit of animation of him pitching tho

HELL YEAH TOUJOU NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR THIS CENTER FIELDER

WTF HOW DID I JUST THINK ABOUT THEIR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

asada you lovely beanpole

amahisa’s voice is nicer than i remember?????

S H I N J I 

i mean i knew toujou called him that but it gETS ME EVERY TIME

and they lowkey have telepathy????? im dying???

HOLY SHIT FOR A MOMENT I THOUGHT THEY ANIMATED RYOUSUKE INSTEAD OF HARUCCHI

“haruichi nice!” was so CUTE omg

oh my god is tetsu narration back im dead

“sankyuu kominato” aww 

BOIIIII FURUHARU WITH THE WHITE BACKGROUND AND EVERYTHING

“so the fielders dont have to work that hard” furuya das gay-

LMAO both miyuki and harucchi telling him to put the aura away

and harucchi said it too and thats the fastest ive seen it go away UHHH TERA TRYNA TELL US SOMETHING HERE

LMAO THAT BLURRY BACKGROUND EIJUN

harucchi handsome! 

yui being so observant i love 

wtff what is this discount taku you animated him so well just this last episode??

okay at least koushuu looks better

man i also love serious/intense mei 

oh my god KOUSEI WE DONT CALL PEOPLE UGLY LIKE THAT DAMN

lowkey savage tho

also this bg ost im not sure if it gives me chllls of suspense or displeasure hm

uhm hYELLO INUI-SAN I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND THANKS

honestly wtf kousei your bisexual isnt showing its RAGING

and this odd social convention - facial score?? you can just say theyre attractive damn 

mm he’s kinda right about masashi, needs more plate discipline

I GET IT, ANIMATORS

BABY GAYS DO DO DODO DODOO

LMAOOO

INUI IS LITERALLY LIKE “LOOK AT THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK” 

IM MCFUCKING DYING

we stan nori + fielders being supportive! 

loving that slow motion shot of furuya

and of course the BALL ANIMATION

YAAAARGH SHIRASU-SAN

WHY ARE THESE FANGIRLS DRAWN BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL CHARACTERS LMAO

sachiko....... please marry me

for the tax benefits

WAIT 

WAIT

W    A   I            T

Y A   LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I WAS N O T PREPARED FOR CARLOS VOICE I DIDNT

HOLY SHIT

I NEARLY FORGOT THE QUALITY TO IT AND I 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

UHM AND SHIRAKAWA’S VOICE TOO IM

I NEED TO REWIND AND WATCH AGAIN

oh gosh carlos’s voice is right between my collarbones and shirakwaa’s voice is right above it i LOVE 

i dont usually have furuya shots but this was very nice

BALL ANIMATION WITH THE LIGHTING NICE

UHHHHMMMMMMM EVEN MORE RUUDEE

CARLOS AND SHIRAKAWA KILLING ME RN 

hyaha!

mukai inui rights!!!

“kazuya” every damn time man, right in the kokoro

oh god itsumei 

mei being mature........ i like

also they really gave up on animating mei’s arms in that shot wow 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DO YOU SEE THIS 

MASAMEI RIGHTS

mei... masa-san’s shoes as a leader are very big to fill......

oh god mei with flat eyes.........

YOOOOO ENDING IS SO CUTE

eijun lmao wyd

eijun and asada with pictures on their phones! 

MANAGERSSSSSSSSS

OH MY GOD IS THIS THE PHOTO THEY SENT TO RYOU-SAN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lmao kijima, a cripid

eijun + asada and laundry yesss

YESS KURAMI AND SACHIYUI 

omg the coaches 

FIRSTIESSSSSSSSSSSSS

lmao is that miyuki’s legendary flip phone

batting lessons from harudanji-sensei! 

HYAHA koushuu dont want no pictures of him, relatable

and taku you DORK I LOVE YOU

TIRE SQUADDDD

minabe rights!!!!!

miyuki watching over firsties hyaha what are they even doing

uhh furusawa rightsss

OMG ASADA WAS TAKING THOSE PICTURES? CUTENESS OVERFUCKINGLOADDDD

AND LMAO WHAT A DISASTER SET OF PICTURES I LOVE IT SO MUCH EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS PERFECT I LAUGH THE MORE I LOOK

THIS DRAMATIC DORKY FUCKER IM 

preview

ah i guess we’re trusting furuya? 

and yui in catcher gear ooh

eijun... is he gonna get called up?

SUMMARY / TLDR: 

lots of asakuki!

animation ain’t up to par

rip furuya & amahisa starts

HARUCCHI APPRECIATION

"facial score" 

Inui Kengo 

ATTACCING ME WITH CARLOS/SHIRAKAWA VOICES WTF??? RUDE

mature mei tryna fill masa-san shoes

NEW ENDING

sobbing over asada taking all the pics