#things!

[homochihuahua]

Listen you people, in Gotham they have the equivalent of BrownieGod alright?

So Jason loves a god brownie, and Dick, the ever loving teasing boyfriend has made a custom order for Jason's birthday OR Valentines day. He, of course, has had something naughty written there (god forbids maybe even a picture? With that hamster eating a banana with "i wuv you daddy uwu" text), maybe "the best daddy in da world" or something idk okay be it anything you want to imagine.

The desert is delivered. and maybe Jason is on speaking terms with Bruce at the time. So by god knows how the brownie ends up at Bruce's hand in some miracle way, and now he is confused at what this is or who sent it? Is this a gag gift from one of the kids? Or from Selina making fun of him?

Long story short drama happens through out the story only for this to be the way Bruce found out that Dick and Jason are dating and that Dick calls Jason daddy, which adds more to his confusion as Dick is older than Jason???

[jt1674]

[ibidflash]

I stg if thing was considered a reasonable word to use in academia my life would be so much fucking easier

[peachdues]

took a break from bar prep and accidentally spent $200 at Sephora, oops.

[keeps-ache]

might be on hiatus for a bit! we'll see, but if i Am then i'll see ya somewhere at the end of october :)

[hanarchy]

bought some study materials today so i‘m gonna make flashcards for my korean course tomorrow :3

and also when i was at the store the ground beef was on sale and i had old carrots and an onion and half a bottle of left over wine that needed to be eaten so now i‘m making bolognese too :33

[branmer]

this week has been so horrendously busy i basically won't get time really for myself until saturday afternoon ;A; and then sunday afternoon im busy again. why have i done this to myself

[heyhigy]

greetings my name is (_____) but my#&$ (she just glitched a bit) other names veer welcome ( :) )

Oh! Well, hi Veer!!

Oh Ooohh!!! :))))

HEHEHEHE :)))))))))

[talisidekick]

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

[calocera]

my pet mold spore

[willgrahamscock]

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

[jt1674]

[angelofdumpsterfires]

presented without comment

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke