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you've heard of who's the best captain... now who is the best second in command??
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entguarde · 1 year
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Ough... for the art prompts Magnus in 5e pretty please
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magnus rushes in, immediately regrets it, more at 11
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minarcana · 1 year
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#ok guess what fuckers youre going to be on another tag ramble adventure with me#ive been afflicted with the same images in my brain tumbling around and the only way to free my brain is to write them out#and anyways i have been contemplating wol au uri for a bit due to various reasons (he came up and then i got this image and couldnt be free#shb with uri as the wol is. after killing vauthry. he is SO fucked up that raha STILL wont just let him die#he was supposed to have raha send him to the rift with the light and let him die there but now that he cant stop him rahas taking it himsel#and theres the whole. 'no we really cannot have the wol die.' thing.#that makes it infinitely worse to uri. him just yelling through blood to let him die! let him have his turn! he WANTS to die!#the idea of bring told that the wol CANT die makes it so much more unfair to him#'you wouldnt know what to do if i died? i didnt know what to do for years after louisoux died! i still dont know what to do without moenbry#da! papalymo can sacrifice himself and everyone adapts! shtola has thrown herself to the lifestream twice! minfilia died! i had to stay sil#ent and let ryne choose her own path if she died or not! i cant tell people that i would be lost yet everyone gets to tell ME that?#do you think i am better than them do you think them worth less why do they have the right to die and i do not!'#he is SO SO SO much worse as a wol and it falls out in one outburst after hes quizzed as to why he thought he could sacrifice himself#but he also realizes that its really fucked up to say that aloud so yknow. yknow what. yknow.#hell bottle up all his feelings and then one day hell either die or start crying and it looks like he aint allowed to die!#he still takes the aid from ardbert at amaurot with the statement that#'if i dont try and save who i might then ill never be able to face moenbryda'#anyways cannot stop thinking about me giving uri the echo like 'this will be funny!' and hes just 'my life has become infinitely worse'#HEAD IN MY HANDS
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lqfiles · 2 days
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MAAAARRRKKKKKK……… WHATS GONNA HAPPEN…………
i too… believe jisung looks good in an apron………i want to get him pregnant
also seeing a white post the second i opened ig when i woke up and then seeing it was RENJUN… WHO POSTED IT……. my heart dropped to my ass. i SWEAR if sm takes this as grounds to put him on hiatus. i’m gonna be sick god please free sm artists from sm ent. pls make renjun seunghan haechan and weishen PRIORITY god i will give u my first born if u can make this happen FREE THEM FROM THIS LABOR PRISON
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DONT WORRY MARK AINT AN ISSUE LMAOOOOO nothing is gonna happen yawlll
bruhhh i saw reminded of how nice jisung’s body proportions are yesterday and urghhh i need the slenderman soooo bad PLEASE LET ME TIE YOUR APRON SRIUND YOUR TINY WAIST BAE…
UGHHH IM STILL SO ANNOYED i just can’t help but wonder how renjun is doing in this instance knowing his own company is siding with the issue, he definitely knows himself that the ssng was bullshitinf and the only reason he is apologising is bc the same company that is meant to protect him went against him and sided with literal SSNGS… PLEASE LEAVE THE COMPANY RENJUN THOSE ARE NOT YOUR COMRADES
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regalvoid · 5 months
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Cant wait to see a headache specialist in a couple weeks that Ive been waiting to see since October just for him to go "yeah that aint a headache, you were close the first time, its a sinus issue" and I have to wait another 3 months to see an ENT
Alternatively, I see this guy and get an MRI or w/e. They discover I got a good ol brain tumor which eventually gets removed and fixes a bunch of my issues and I become a Normal Human Person
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they--slash--them · 3 hours
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ever so often when guilt haunts la madre she's like blah blah blah n if you ever have any problems promise you'll talk to me n like bitch one day i want to say the last person i'll ever tlk to abt anything is you like puh leese cut the guilt crap ur the least compassionate person ever n u dont actually care like plz we'll be having a normal day n i'll complain bc she called me from far i walk to her n then she asks me to get smth tht was in the way n she'll be like ent u want to be skinny so walk like bitch what does tht hv to do w/ anything please u literally a big meanie n i aint got time for tht cut the compassionate faker crap it's not what's in ur heart n it will nvr be </3
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barc0d3 · 2 months
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Most Underrated Blackbox Ever 💥💯
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This Freestyle Has Some Incredible Lyrics But Specifcally There's A Moment Where xMDx Mentions 9 British Urban Movies
CAN YOU NAME THE MOVIES??
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Always wrap that don't want a clap back. When you smash that big back make sure you slap that back fat. Never snap chat that chap. Cause that could snap back to rack tax to attract stacks  never double tap that, tap tap avoiding the xo xo, not needing that cheat code Nah nahh not needing that cheat code
Sauce it sauce it sauce it wave Pour shit poor shit pour pour shit wave So sick so sick so sick wave Porcher hahahaa
Dm girl on Ops empty drops 2 an a shot hot in that box 2 in a top. Taking it off. Banging in block no block in that bang. You do what you can i do what i want. Youse a mort & mans a simon... simon says that mandem being a bitch he'll pop your hymen No need for a management team. Man do that noel edmunds. Man flowing is elementary, man kill you no weapon. That lethal ting, tight like grip anaconda thats villianous Vamanous venomous those posionous animals telling us.
You and i id iron you thats doa if rivald you. That Do or die that die will do roll out and try it dude. Cause i hate that snake like ting, cause im wrapping up no more cling. No abc im out of it. But abc in the alphabet fix bayonet for the heavy set like a public threat i bring respect. 24 and i move that slide on the inside No insight when im inside. in tight for the intell no oblong drops or ops for the hotshots gunna shot stop no block. . .  suspenseful. Intentions protentious inhighten through senses enlighting through sentences. Not insisting on sentencing but developing centers to center development. 
Girl dem... I like the Off white type with the highlights, high drive loves night life, high vibes, top 9 on sight. Ill fight for the right right. Im the best like psg.... conjector You roll in the back of a beat up vector no line drawn but insertion of sections no version is besting my versing, rehursing & learning ent merking, correction no detection.
Shifty Youngers and offenders try attack the block, these ill manors ran by govnours, im a top boy locked. Bring a  sket and a shank and u think to cotch  you aint gone to far catch a bullet boy first shot. Bang .
tryna live life like movie xmrxmdx that ten ten like semtex that ben ten with that flow select. Collect correct confect. Make moves. Detect deject deflect to make news. For the pounds i pounce on G make a mount on g make amounts off g. That on off and i switch. That flow change and ditch.  Man lip lock with ya marker. Man dip dat i go harder. Don't dig dat i go faster. Talk that, am on M roads. Your outside by that bent pole, sell drugs thats a fence post.
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White Supremacists Aint Gonna Like This From Samuel L Jackson Lol | The G.A.B. Episode 122 (Meme Time)
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thal-ent · 1 year
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okay im so sorry my adhd has been acting up but in this post (https://www.tumblr.com/thal-ent/715258385686249472/aint-no-way-i-saw-someone-say-that-calling-dream-a) i genuinely thought that you said “man milker” and I fully accepted it, kept scrolling and didn’t question it at all until like 2 minutes ago
Y'know what anon i wont even question you ive read worse without questionning it lmao
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there-is-no-romeo · 2 years
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ok im gonna start spelling aint like ent and poppin rs where they dont normally go so no one thinks im american or, god forbid, a cockney
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imathrashpanda · 4 years
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I had a dream where these 200ft tall tree monsters walked across the world once every 1600 years. Every few hundred years, smaller, slightly faster 100ft cactus-like creatures would do the same walk.
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animentality · 3 years
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I think cardassians are the best star trek species because you get one off characters like:
- Aamin Marritza, who felt so guilty over his past cooperating with genocide that he wanted to be executed for the sake of saving cardassia's soul and forcing cardassia to acknowledge its guilt.
- Natima Lang, who showed that not all cardassians are just brutal dictators that like oppressing people, there are dissidents who believe in a non military government and they are as diverse politically as well...twentieth century humans.
- Tekeny Ghemor, who was a high ranking official that still believed in the radical dissidence movement and a civilian government. A wonderful father with a complicated past but an ultimately good heart.
- Enabran Tain who was a crazy son of a bitch and a major asshole but gosh was he spectacularly crazy.
And then you get the reccuring characters:
- Gul Dukat, possessed by demons and one hell of a villain. I can't deny it, I love how he really veers between almost good/ relatable and...going off the fucking deep end with a firework taped to his butthole. him snapping over Ziyal after he lost everything...I mean it's hard not to feel bad for that guy even after like seasons and seasons of him actively fucking with everyone and selling out an entire quadrant for his self serving interests.
- our favorite bisexual former spy, Garak. No more words, you understand.
- DAMAR. And I won't lie. I think he's kind of underrated in terms of characters. He starts off as such a bastard, just a Dukat toady. But then he witnesses Dukat's breakdown, and he begins to see how the Dominion disrespects the Cardassian people as the war goes on, and he realizes, with appropriate horror, how his nation treated the people of Bajor and what it feels like to be on the other end. He's the natural culmination of seven seasons of dealing with the bajoran genocide, and his face heel turn is glorious. that scene where he speaks with kira and says...how could the Dominion kill Cardassian families that have nothing to do with our terrorist acts? And she looks right back at him and says yeah how could someone do that? And in the end, even though he's angry, he realizes that his cardassia is gone. In order for it to survive...it must do as Aamin Marritza suggested in the FIRST SEASON...it must acknowledge its guilt, its sins, in order to survive and rebuild with a better foundation....and that's what Damar does for his people. My only complaint is that he shouldn't have died.
But in conclusion...
Cardassians are the best race in star trek.
I'm sorry to all the Ferengi and Klingon fans out there but it had to be said.
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nettleprince · 3 years
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[maniacal cackling]
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yeoldenoodle · 3 years
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We got the Carbon Creek feels y'all.
I love thinking about how these binches had a wine night to celebrate Tpol then Archer being the weirdly intrusive capitan (but in a himbo-dont-know-any-better kinda way) that he is asks about some trip she took to a no-name town on Earth (that he saw in her file!!) and T'pol gets one sippa wine in and decides to tell them a BS story that may or may not be true and they EAT IT UP and Mestral my dude is out there loving baseball and watching velcro take over the world- and Trips head explodes bc he's had too much thinking and wine for one wine night.
Just ah! This episode so quality 😭
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rigelmejo · 3 years
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I would like to present: my french pronunciation for those curious, and for my future self to come find (and either remind me then to go Work on Improving it if its still here in 2 years, or make me feel better if in future when i find this i have at least improved a tiny bit lol)
Explanation of wtf this book is, is at the end of this file. The gist though: the book is called Gens et Choses de France by Macmillan, it is a graded reader from 1939. I bought it (and one other book) at a thrift store years ago. I was curious what the writing might say about people at the time and their thoughts, since writing tends to reflect that kind of stuff. And as u know, once I wanna read a book I figure out how...
I would also like to mention: I haven’t read french in 4 months, have not reviewed grammar in longer (possibly a year?) so I have forgotten which word endings you pronounciate and which you don’t. I am fairly sure like vous parlez - its “e” and nous parlons its “ons” and ils parlent its pronounced “le” just like “il parle”? But I have basically forgotten so. I am fairly sure if I had the chance, I messed that up a few times. 
Below is the text I read in order to know what on earth I was even saying. I repeated a few words when I know I read them like ???
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And then I finished the sentence as it ends at the beginning of the next page:
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1-hate-you · 4 years
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sum a y0u are f0ll0win me now without me followin you first
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