#this contest is a fucking joke

[originalaccountname]

Dazai, in Fifteen, described the act of living as "we breathe, eat, fall in love and die". Through that statement and a few subsequent incidents, like telling Oda planning someone's death was romantic, flirting with nearly every girl he sees, and his fixation with finding someone to commit a lover's suicide with, we can conclude Dazai is a deeply romantic man. Therefore, the REAL tragedy of soukoku as a pairing is that Dazai is a very romantic individual and will not, cannot let those feelings out with Chuuya of all people, due to the mostly antagonistic nature of their relationship. In this essay, I will-

[thesassyravioli]

Saw the results for this year's Eurovision

Thank fuck that Israel didn't win. But not entirely surprised that Switzerland won, considering that they're known for being politically neutral. So ig it's the safest bet. That said, happy for Nemo for their victory tho!

That said Croatia should've won imo. Fucking loved his song.

ALSO WHY DID ISRAEL GET OVER 300 POINTS? EVERYWHERE I GO I SEE PEOPLE SAYING "BOYCOTT EUROVISION" SO WHO THE FUCK VOTED FOR THEM? ALSO I THOUGHT YOU WERENT ALLOWED TO ADVERTISE VOTING FOR YOUR SONG? SO WHY DID ISRAEL DO THAT?

Absolutely devastated that Joost got disqualified for defending himself. Yet the Israeli delegation was allowed to harass other participants by filming them without their consent.

ALSO I LOVE HOW BOTH KÄÄRIJÄ AND ALESSANDRA DECIDED TO NOT BE THE JURY VOTE ANNOUNCERS. From what I understood Käärijä stepped down in solidarity with Joost, and Alessandra did it in solidarity with Palestine

ALSO THE RUMOR THAT LOREEN WOULDNT HAVE HANDED THE TROPHY OVER TO ISRAEL? FUCKING ICONIC.

Eurovision is a fucking joke.

I boycotted it this year, but got my results through tiktok and other sites.

[flaticeball]

the idea of a Gayest Player In The NHL bracket at all is already in poor taste to some degree bc i get everyone loves to make the “they’re so gay for each other fr” jokes but the condition of the actual league and its actions right now is like. you do understand why calling these people Gay Icons (Positive) for funny haha jokes is just. at best inappropriate timing, yes? but the idea of literally including one of the guys who got pride nights cancelled with his homophobia is just. can we take a minute to realize that hockey fandom doesn’t take place in a void completely unconnected to reality and see that this is just. a Really Bad Look. at best.

[gayrogues]

there is no fucking way that tom king's shitty oneshot, featuring the most out-of-character riddler known to man and a batman who breaks his no kill rule and waterboards people, got nominated for an eisner award...

[da-riya]

Ordering crayons from Requesitions so I can kindly write down "Port", "Star", and "Stern" on the ship entrances instead of eating them, like how most of the crew does

[the-punforgiven]

Redline-esque movie about going very very fucking fast but instead of a wacky intergalactic raceway it's set in a psuedo-medieval fantasy setting so instead of cars and engines the main character is gathering up all the potions and spells they can in order to supercharge their fucking horse

[ban-joey]

sending laser beams to my professor with my mind. kenneth you said midterm grades would b up by this afternoon. it is officially TONIGHT and guess what? kenneth i would love to not be clenching my teeth in my sleep tonight. kenneth i will be sending you a bill in the mail. yes i know its probably a TAs responsibility but i blame you personally. i hate school

[toytulini]

the fact that captain james flint from black sails, poorest little meow meow to ever walk this earth, was not even on the poor little meow meow vote is a almost a hate crime honestly

[crybaby-bkg]

so frustrated bc I always get the worse writers block whenever I’m pmsing bc I keep convincing myself that my writing is shit and no one’s gonna like it so I don’t write it and then regret it bc when I DO wanna write it I forget the premise of it and akdhdkdjd

so so so so so so frustrating and annoying and I yam So Tired of it all

[sassygwaine]

every day people joke about having hallucinations and schizophrenia

and every day i want to punch them in the mouth

[mindlesssaint]

is belgium okay? what is going on there?

[voxpeople]

UK "considering inviting invasion to boost Eurovision chances".

Ukraine won the 2022 Eurovision Song Contest in the aftermath of Vladimir Putin beginning an invasion of the country. However the 2023 contest will be held in Liverpool due to security concerns in Ukraine.

Sources say local organisers are now considering using the same tactic in the hope of a repeat of the result for the UK and increase their chances of winning in the upcoming contest next month.

[themthistles]

'survival shows are so bad and toxic and exploitative and misleading and biased :(' why are you still watching

[timeisacephalopod]

Played cards against humanity with my family on Thanksgiving and quickly learned I had to use stupid sex jokes to get a laugh instead of laying down the scientology card in relation to what the new celebrity reality tv show is about.

Obviously no one knew what scientology was because the idea of a talking head celeb being Wild Biting Vicious talking to the cameras absolutely frothing being like, "Tom says he has 14 thetans, but I know for a ✨fact✨ he's only got 5" was way funnier than everyone else's suggestions.

[dougielombax]

Eurovision Shite Contest

[meteor752]

Hope putin invades your country next. ❤️

What was it I said about people needing to grow up?