#this hellsite (affectionate)

[ariadne-mouse]

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, logging into tumblr. You step onto your dash, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you'll be booped off to

[reginaldqueribundus]

I love the bad luck brian memes going around tumblr because about 80% are long detailed descriptions of him waking up in a labyrinthine hell of unknowable fractals and getting turned inside out and sent back to the moment of the big bang and the other 20% are like “GOES TO BATHROOM // PEES TOO HARD”

[blackbird-brewster]

@tumblr staff PLEASE PLEASE do the FUNNIEST thing imaginable and bring back Boops on March 15th, but give the paws KNIVES 🙏🔪😾

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

finally finally finally

[into-the-gimmickverse]

Tumblr Gimmickverse list (updated vers) (Pt 1)

To all the gimmick blogs, I am so sorry for summoning you all. This is unfortunately the only way I can post the list <3

The threatsverse

@fuck-you-ominous-threats

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats

@backup-ominous-threats

@the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats

@the-list-of-real-ominous-threats

@list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats

@twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats

@another-list-of-ominous-threats

@love-you-ominous-threats

@this-threat-is-ominous

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

@nominous-threats

@autotheist-of-ominous-threats

Signsverse

@ominous-signs

@silly-signs

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

Gimmickthiefverse

@gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief

@bad-gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief

@gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

@gimmick-remover

@gimmick-thief-burglar

Identifierverse

@fish-identifier

@cat-identifier

@identifying-cars-in-posts

@identifying-horses-in-posts

@identifying-planes-in-posts

@poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

@identifying-cat-phenotypes

@identifying-cats

@identifying-cellphones-in-posts

@identifying-bees-in-posts

@identifying-guns-in-posts

@identifying-guitars-in-posts

@identifying-gulls-in-posts

@identifying-fonts-in-images

@identifying-the-unseen-in-posts

@dragons-locator

@creatures-in-posts

@certified-piss-posts

@mammalidentifier

@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts

@dog-spotted

@cat-spotted

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts

@identifying-birds

@identifying-maille-weaves

@identifying-typewriters-in-posts

@mouse-spotted

@snake-spotted

@certified-new-york-posts

@chicago-mentioned

@identifying-snakes-in-posts

@which-os

@identifyinggimmickblogsinposts

Detectorverse

@fox-detector

@bear-detector

@detector-detector

@loss-detector

@girl-detector

@orca-detector

@carbon-monoxide-detector

@south-carolina-detector

@corviddetector

@goose-detector

@crab-detector

@gay-detector

@opossum-detector

@bell-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@corvid-detector

@axolotl-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@bat-detector

@salmon-detector

@detector-detector

@mouse-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@egg-detector

@shark-detector

@bug-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

@bronzong-detector

@text-inverter-detector

@tsunderedetector

@british-alert

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

Achievementverse

@pointless-achievements

@achievement-unlocked

@randomitemdrop

@dailyquests

@achievement-achievement-unlocked

[ironwoman359]

You just don't get posts like this on Bluesky

[wilwheaton]

I am thinking about making this on some stickers and T-shirts and stuff. If I did that, would you want one? I need to know if I make this just for me, or on a website that will ship to you.

[laser-tripwires]

for once it's not the bots and is, in fact, our fandom getting us trending. i'm so proud of us! 🥹🥹🥹

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

turtles all the way down (which comes out on thursday) might be the last hollywood film to prominently feature tumblr.

[redsixwing]

Who's up for crab day on the 24th?

[ariadne-mouse]

He's selling Cutco knives. Will you help him make his commission this week?

[anisaanisa]

Hellsite citizens! Tumblr is in the lurch, so to celebrate that, we're going to do what we do best – make a holiday out of it! Blast off in ten days! 🦀🦀🦀

When: July 29th. Or after – Crab Day is a state of mind. How: Buy your buddies or drive-by besties a crab invasion from the Tumblr shop! Why: to let @staff know we're still kicking it! Follow @crab-day-counter to mark your days!

ⓘ Tumblr Blue Hex: #35465C | Pose very much inspired Crab Champions, the game ever!

[skykid-nadir]

...yeah

[gradje]

reading many tumblr folks comments on the new pope like,,,, with all the patience and care and love in my heart, are you new here? I dont want to sound like a bitch,,, but did you think these were like the us elections? You’re disappointed the pope is against gay marriage? You’re upset bc he may have involved with covering up abuse? Is this your first encounter with catholicism?

[bragginball-z]

Every time Dean says “I need you” to Cas gay people all around the world feel a stab of yearning in their hearts that echolocates them right back to tumblr

[ironwoman359]

Guys this is it

This post, the one that you are reading right now, is my 69,420th post.

Post number 69,420.

I'll just go ahead and take that trophy for "best blogger ever" now, thank you very much.