#this is a SHIP

[sailorgundam308]

Dunno what the fuck, but all girlies following me because of my Astarion fanart: he is Karlach's boyfriend in this tumblr. If I draw him alone, it will be with some hint that he and Karlach are together. But since I'm the biggest Karlach simp, I will draw her alone just cause I want to. But, honestly, most of the time I'll draw or ramble about both of them together and how hot, perfect, angsty and overall insane of a couple they are.

It's my happy place and I'm keeping it that way.

[me-and-my-gaster]

for the "illegal" ship requests, people have always had an issue with zadr, from invader zim. even though people shipping them have been or are teenagers who like the show. even if some are adults now, well what does it matter?? theyre cartoons and both are presented as children, no matter hoe much you say canonically zim is like 80 years old or whatever. this is the same thing as an anime "loli" who is 50 years old :/

anyways, i request some zadr just having fun!

Their definition of fun is breaking into some high security place to steal files on aliens. Best date ever, if you ask me.

I know it was supposed to be a sketch but my hand SLIPPED.

So, uh... enjoy, zadr anon!

[kindercelery]

Sighhh☺️

[gamergenia]

sets down and runs

[spn-rewatch-ventzone]

Okay not to be a Dean/Ketch shipper when Crowley and Cas aren’t around, but it’s the way Dean compliments his motorcycle before he even meets Ketch

[rainestormscloud]

Cupping Sylvester's cheeks, Zane smiled softly, eyes glowing within the dark cave "Hey hey, don't panic, my sensors may be down but we don't have to worry, we've got the others, They are bound to be searching for us" he spoke, his robotic voice soothing Sylvester nerves as he did, Sylvester saddened stared up at him "I'm scared ok, last time I was stuck dow in a cave.. well I almost got crushed by it collapsing" Zane frowned sitting down, slowly pulling Sylvester along as he pulled him into a close hug "don't worry hun. We're safe."

[aromanticduck]

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).

[mewvore]

[catsofyore]

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

[becuzmdsaidineededpersonality]

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[brawnie]

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

[kindercelery]

I am unfathomably cringe but I am equally as free

[boreal-sea]

I really think everyone needs to truly internalize this:

Fictional characters are objects.

They are not people. You cannot "objectify" them, because they have no personhood to be deprived of. They have no humanity to be erased. You cannot "disrespect" them, because they are not real.

[saintmachina]

Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

[carefulzombie]

gf fandom in 2016: if you so much as hint - even jokingly! - about the nature of ford and bill’s relationship being anything other than platonic (and even then you NEED to give a disclaimer that bill is manipulating him!) then you support abusive relationships

gf fandom in 2024: