#this is fitting

[chaotpayaso]

[beebopboom]

guys i’m dressing up as Aziraphale at work tomorrow

so many years of hyperfixation has led to this moment

[museoftheprophet]

AN INCHWORM JUST FELL OUT OF MY HAIR. I just got back from the forest and I apparently brought along a fugitive… I’m being told it’s a Geometer moth caterpillar.

[kannedia]

Morality Alignment - Oscar Moreau

Tagged by: @stalwart-spirit Asel can be found here.

Which is Your Morality Alignment?

My Result: Neutral Good(91%)

You do your best to help as many people as possible. Sometimes you cooperate with authority, and sometimes you act independently; some may call you an idealist, though you know in your heart and your head that what you're doing is right. This particular zeal develops you into the archetypal "champion", as you fight evil and corruption everywhere you go.

Additional Results:

Neutral Good (91%)

Lawful Good (79%)

Chaotic Good (69%)

Lawful Neutral (55%)

True Neutral (37%)

Chaotic Neutral (21%)

Lawful Evil (20%)

Neutral Evil (7%)

Chaotic Evil (0%)

Visit: Which is Your Morality Alignment?

[the-npd-culture-is]

NPD culture is Wish You'd Make Me Cry by UPSAHL

-Mayhem

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[beyourownanchor6]

thanks for the tag beloveds @spotsandsocks @loserdiaz 🩵

First celebrity, outfit, quote and aesthetic pic on Pinterest is your vibe

i am here for this! 😍

tagging: @redlightsandicedtea @honestlydarkprincess @swiftiebuckleyhan @onward--upward @monsterrae1 @buddierights @cowboydiazes @alyxmastershipper @spaceprincessem @stanningsky @giddyupbuck @ronordmann @wildlife4life @disasterbuckdiaz @hippolotamus @transbuck

[juniperhillpatient]

Oh no Jesse pulled a Ted Mosby 😭 I knew it was too soon for Sophie & Jesse to get together for real 😅

[lucianajellyfish]

Got crocodile...which means by becoming "human sized" I'm significantly smaller than a normal crocodile and people handle those all the time. A chilly room and a bit of tape and we're golden.

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[blumineck]

Context is important! Pole and sex work are inextricably linked, but there are distinctions between them. Strippers made this hobby what it is, and taught me what I know, and while I haven’t lived that life, I’m honoured to stand on their shoulders.

I hear Patreon has cool stuff

[qqchurch]

[taahko]

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[suzypfonne]

Before January 2025:

If you are a USAmerican in a relationship that might be affected by legislation that dissolves same-sex marriages, who may no longer be recognized as next-of-kin, especially if you have children, get your rights in writing!

Your marriage certificate may not be enough to prove you have rights to make medical decisions for non-biological children or for a same-sex spouse or partner.

Go to a lawyer, get it spelled out as clearly as possible that you have a voice in emergency medical and legal situations.

[nitewrighter]

You might be frustrated by the library never having a complete manga collection on its shelves at any given time, but the 12 year old checking out 14 volumes of One Piece at once is vital to the library ecosystem. He's like the sea otter keeping the kelp forest from being devastated by an excess of sea urchins.