#this is going to haunt me

[oddberryshortcake]

You have no idea how insane this is making me rn

[helianthus05]

mag 159 the first person Jon thought of when asked about his friends was Tim

[morallygreyintrovert]

I’ve just started reading part one of Ninety One Whiskey by Komodobits on Ao3 after seeing everyone raging about it on twitter and I’m feeling twist and shout deja vu, my feelings are definitely going to get hurt I just know it. Pray to Cas for me

[prem-ium]

Oh shit. Latest MaxNat NC scenes got me trying to learn how to .gif so I can emphasize my fave bits.

[hatkuu]

what about consensual Hypno??? Like you ask kylar to hypnotize you, wake up 3 hours later, can’t remember anything but feel good

WHOOOO ENNY YOU HAVE GOT ME THINKING

i think he'd get SO flustered when you ask him... you trust him that much?? ofc you should!! (you probably shouldn't)

enthusiastic nodding ensues. kylar cannot form words right now because he is SO excited to make you feel good. pulls out his pocketwatch and waves it infront of you while you giggle at his eagerness.

i think the consensual hypno would be weirdly wholesome??? you'll wake up from your haze all fuzzy and warm inside with kylar firmly latching onto your waist, drooling all over you while he sleeps. (bc you already KNOW kylar is fucking you until he passes out from the overstimulatiom... you said you wanted to feel good!! he doesn't care about his own pleasure!!)

if you wake him up he'd automatically assume that 'oh!! you woke up so soon!! do you want me to go again??' bc he assumes that you want more pleasure and he can and will give it to you :)

he'd get SO flustered if you acted like you were addicted to his fluids (cum, saliva) after too. would pull you into a messy makeout to give you what you crave :) maybe if you beg really sweetly he'll give you his cum too.

[r-fenghuang-fanfiction]

Just realised why I fell for Hangster so fast : they're a watered down Gallovich.

[cyberdoomer]

Just awake at 1am, imagining the S-Tier emotional damage waiting for me to unlock.

That’s all.

[bastardwritessomebastardstuff]

Hello!

I just wrote the beginning of the most self-indulgent, downright batshit fic while having absolutely zero (0) previous experience in writing.

I will be uploading it here, piece by piece, very soon.

To reiterate, I have absolutely no idea what I am doing.

But, of course, I have spent enough time on this hellsite (affectionate) that I know tumblr etiquette.

Taste-tester under the cut.

I hope this post finds you, fiends. <3

Title- Handsome Stranger.

Distracted by one of the flashy TV magazines, you absentmindedly try to close your bottle, and catch your finger in the metal clasp on the side. Hissing in slight discomfort, you look down at just the wrong time, bumping straight into someone.

Your bottle flips back open, having not been closed properly the first time, and large splashes fall onto a soft, fluffy yellow jumper in front of you.

A soft “oof” sound comes from you both, neither of you having seemed to be paying full attention in the moment before your bumping into each-other.

“Oh my goodness, I am so sorry-” You say, totally forgetting about your possible finger injury.

Looking up, you’re almost surprised to see a mountain of a man, who seems somewhere around your age.

Curly, mousy-brown hair covering most of his eyebrow, clearly just fallen from your collision, brown eyes so dark you feel as if you could just fall into them.

His mouth was ever so slightly open, almost a smile, as if he was about to say something, and-

“But you are so handsome!”

[seashellcosmos]

Lost an entire gallon jug of coffee at work this morning…. Just in case anyone was wondering what my current mental state is like. WHERE DID IT GO. I CANNOT FIND IT.

[s2e11playthingsyuri]

what I really wanna read is siken's johnlock fic wtf

[mondstaub1]

So I downloaded Duolingo and often saw those memes online about the bird threatening people who didn't do their lesson that day.

At first I thought it really over the top because I got the usually stuff like "learn a new language in just 3 Minutes a day" or "have you done your lesson today"

But then this happened

Wtf is this?

Look at this and tell me you don't suddenly want to learn latin or spanish

[screechingjellyfishnight]

*takes off shirt to reveal 7 torsos worth of six packs*

[lmanburs]

I don't want to talk about it.

[waltwhitmansbeard]

sometimes right before she goes to sleep keyleth likes to reach out and hold vaxs hand, sometimes press kissed to all his knuckles, nicks and scars. his hands have taken countless lives, his hands have done unspeakable things, his hands have broken and destroyed things over and over, and yet despite that she always shows them so much care and love, it's something he doesn't know If he could ever get used to

hey anon? what gives you the fucking right—

[marvelruinedmyspirit]

But what did Masha do in the raspberries

[chaoticnerdsstuff]

I still can't believe I had the gay version of sleeping beauty this entire time- I'm so dumb