the lyrics drive me up the wall this is genuinely one of the best he's got
God you've got every adam thing here sad guy music the Bible (implied judas 👀) the word poems in the first few second
I'd be embarrassed how much you got me pegged if it didn't lead to such great music for me
This is great though wow
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~foxfire~
the most prestigious (and only aside from banishment?!??) elven school
creating and educating world class villains and helping support the horrible government and injustice and inequality since forever
why should you send your student here:
finest elven education also the only option unless you get banished so suck it up looser
world-class safety unless you consider the fact that a child has literally broken in, the biggest enemies of the elven world, and the defense against the ogres were being done during detention by children
best way to lead to a successful career unless you count the fact that talentless people apparently have no future just because they don’t have stupid magic powers and that villains had education here and look how that worked. the villains were the only truly successful people and that was in crime
no-hate zone yeah think again buddy
sponsored by the council also the council that has made horrible decisions for their people and allegedly committed a record number of crimes, breaks their own rules, plus put a device that they asked another child to make without them knowing what it would be used for and put it on another child’s head and it ended up hurting them and they threatened banishment to everyone who tried to get involved like hold on there buster
great mentors some are, but also let’s consider the fact that a mentor was two people and foxfire didn’t care enough to notice, plus a mentor had a crush on the student. mhm foxfire. could’ve fooled me.
& more amazing qualities these goofy elves can’t list all their problems
join the foxfire community today! they can’t wait until it’s time for you to leave
“We are great, aren’t we?,”-Councillor Alina, sometimes still pretends she runs this place.
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idk man being violently hateful/resentful towards children for existing is weird. it’s legitimately just weird.
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Dean is the body, maybe Gina kills him?
OOOOH i like this!! while i hope gina is playing him (and i do actually think she is) i don’t think she would go that far
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Whoo-whee, besties, guess who did a totally normal amount of things and has been fighting sleep for HOURS, and it ain't even 9pm? Buuuuut hopefully this medical biz I'm gettin' done next week will help somewhat, and maybe those assholes at the sleep center will get back to me and, I dunno, give me a goddamn brain scan??? Because this is fucking ridiculous.
In more hilarious and positive news, I've been unemployed for like 72 hours and already have stuff happening that could lead to some contract work. 😂😂😂 I was like, "Oh, I'm gonna take time off and think about figuring stuff out..." NO. I've been doing deliverables and prep and Professional Business Emails, in the 3 days since my last day of work. 🙃 It's great, though, genuinely.
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I just got some sports tape to help with my joint stability and it’s like magic. Like I can do push-ups without my elbows hurting and clicking with this tape. I’m in astonishment. Is this what it would be like to have joints that actually worked???
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Colin’s ginormous hands with this tiny little ring box like he’s proposing to Polly Pocket over here.
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